Hello fans. Welcome to Donnie B’s personal funded wrestling show. We also had some more matches added. We won’t waste any time so lets get right on to the results.
The first match to take place was a new one added – AJ Styles taking on Rey Mysterio Jr. Styles controlled the match early and even hit back to back Styles Clash but the end came when Mysterio hit the hurricaranna at the 8 minute mark for the win.
Our first title match was next with newcomers Cryme Tyme taking on the champs John Morrison and Chris Daniels. Cryme Tyme did lots of double teaming during this match keeping the champs on defensive. Cryme Tyme ends up “stealing” the win after Shad knocked Morrison away from the ring and JTG covered Chris Daniels. We have NEW World Tag Team Champions – Cryme Tyme.
Batista wanted to put his TV title on the line next and accepted a challenge from the World’s Strongest Man Mark Henry. Henry tried to overpower the TV Champ but Batista hits a tremendous powerslam to get the win and retain his title.
Next on the card is the Super Warrior taking on the Warrior Killer. Both men talked a lot of crap so this match was for the rights to the name Warrior. Warrior Killer started the match with 2 low blows (not noticed by the ref) on SW. After a little more back and forth action, WK hits the “Hogan Leg Drop” but barely even got a 1 count. SW throws WK out of the ring and it looked like he was going to get counted out but SW went out and threw him back in right at the 10 count. The next thing we know, the bell sounds signifying the end of the match. This match has gone to a time limit draw. This brought out William Regal who said that we really need to have a winner from this feud so at tomorrow’s show, Warrior Killer and Super Warrior will meet in an “I Quit” match. This will also be a no-countout or DQ match.
Next, the tag team of the Dudley’s take on the team of HHH and Jeff Jarrett. The Dudley’s showed in this match why they are tag team specialists and HHH and Jarrett just couldn’t meld. The only offense came from HHH as when Jarrett was in the ring, he was constantly getting double teamed. This was another match where the Dudley’s dominated but due to all the double teaming that was going on, there was no opportunity to get a pin attempt. This match ended in a time limit draw ass-kicking.
This prompted Regal to come out again and say that he was making a new rule change “Effective immediately, during a double team in a tag match, the offensive team will now have the ability to go for a pin or submission even if his partner is still in the ring. This is, after all, a team match and it should only be fair that the attempts to win are not thwarted by the team’s tag team superiority. Also, since the Dudley’s did so well, I am granting them a tag team title shot against Cryme Tyme tomorrow.” He then left the stage and went to the back. I guess we have another match added to the card tomorrow.
Jeff Hardy was next taking on Kane. Kane started the match off by tossing Hardy out of the ring where he almost got counted out but made it back in before the 10 count. Kane hits a powerslam, Hardy locks in an armbar and Kane gets out of that with a face rake. Kane goes to stand on the throat of Hardy and somehow Hardy tosses Kane over the top rope. Kane makes it back in at the 5 count. Kane shoves Hardy down and goes for the pin but gets a 2 count. Hardy gets up and hits a suicide dive while Kane stands there and takes it. Hardy hits another suicide dive but this time Kane is ready and throws Hardy into the steel post busting him open. He makes a cover but only for 2. After a little more action, Kane finally connects with the chokeslam but somehow Hardy got up to the top rope and connected with 2 missile dropkicks. Hardy then connects with a swanton bomb but doesn’t have enough strength to make the cover. Hardy hits one last suicide dive but Kane connects with another chokeslam. He makes the cover but as soon as he does, the bell rings sounding the end of the match. Hardy got lucky there. Kane leaves in disgust.
After both men left the ring, the Negronomicon came out to the boo’s from the crowd. He got into the ring and took the mic. “I am here and now I want Donnie B and William Regal to come down.” At this point, Donnie B and william Regal came out to the cheering from the fans and got into the ring with Negronomicon. N started up again. “I made you a simple offer and you chose to disrespect it; just like you did to me by not inviting me to your wedding. I have then in turned sued you and the HWF. This prompted me to quit the CSWA to persue this lawsuit. You have not agreed to restaging your wedding and installing me as the best man. I knew you wouldn’t. You disrespect me and now I’m taking away what you built. “ Regal interjected “Isn’t there some understanding the two of you can come to?” Donnie B then took the mic. “I have a proposal. You seem to want to take what I ‘built’ so how about this….You and I have one last match. No specialty match or anything like that. Just a simple match with no countout or DQ’s. The winner of the match gets ownership of the HWF.” The fans (and William Regal) all gasped at the same time. “There is one caveat though….you MUST dismiss the lawsuit and sign an agreement to never sue anyone related to the HWF or CSWA or any other brands that may surface in the future. You WILL cease all hostility towards anyone in this sport. If you lose our match, you will remain on the roster as an active wrestler. Any matches you win, you will get double payout. If you win our match, you gain ownership and responsibilities in regards to the running of the HWF. William Regal remains as the General Manager and this will NOT change. I will have no stake in the HWF. What do you say?” Negronomicon took the mic and stated “Let’s get this started then.”
The next match is between Donnie B and the Negronomicon for the ownership and responsibilites of the HWF.
The match began with Negronmicon delivering a thrust kick to the midsection of Donnie B. He countered with a vicious slap to the face. Donnie B then hit N with a chair. DB gets Negronomicon up and superplexes him from the top rope. DB hits a dropkick and N hits a dragon suplex. A hurricaranna from N is followed by another bitch slap from DB. Donnie B reverses a suplex attempt from N and hits a neckbreaker. He goes for the pin but gets a 2 count. N gets tossed out of the ring and tries to get counted out but since there is the no countout rule in place, N must get back in the ring. As soon as he gets back in the ring, DB hits a DDT. DB picks up N and connects with the Lights Out brainbuster. N still has some life in him and he hits the Black Doom. He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3. HOLY CRAP. Donnie B has lost the HWF!!!
After the win, Negronomicon takes the mic “As the NEW Owner of the HWF, I am sure I will run this company much better than my predecessor Donnie B. As long as I am the HWF owner, Donnie B will NEVER be allowed to wrestle in the HWF again. You will see some exciting happen and I plan to make an announcement after the battle royal tonight.”
The Hurricane vs Elijah Burke is next. This was a fast paced match controlled by Burke. Burke got the win after executing a bulldog in the middle of the ring. Elijah Burke is now the #1 contender for the Cruiserweight title.
Shelton Benjamin vs. Carlito is next. In a major asskicking, Carlito defeated Benjamin after hitting him with a vicious forearm off the ropes. Benjamin had no offensive moves during this short 6 minute match. Carlito becomes the #1 contender for the Intercontinental title.
Next is Jay Lethal defending his X-division title against Charlie Haas. This was another short match and Lethal retained his title. Haas did put up a good fight but was just no match for the champion.
Now we get into the first of our two main events for this evening. The Hell in the Cell is lowered. Out first is the challenger Edge. He makes his way into the cage. Next out is the Intercontinental Champion Christian. He doesn’t look worried at all. As soon as he enters the cage, the door is chained shut and the bell rings. Edge charges Christian but he sidesteps him and throws him face first into the cage. Edge bounces back and is already bleeding. A clothesline from Edge and Christian tosses Edge back into the cage. Edge picks up Christian and powerslams him into the cage. Christian recovers and catapults Edge into the cage. Edge is really bleeding now. Edge managed to connect with a dropkick but Christian handcuffed Edge to the cage. Christian then grinded Edge’s face into the cage. Edge manages to kick Christian in the groin. The ref makes it over and unlocks the handcuffs. As Edge makes it away from the cage, Christian hits him with the one man concerto. He makes the cover but only gets a two count. Edge grabs Christian’s face and runs it along the cage busting him open. Edge hits a dropkick but Christian catapults Edge into the cage again. Edge falls to the mat. Christian goes to make the cover. The ref counts 1…..2…..3. Christian retains the Intercontinental Championship. The refs come out to help Edge to the back while Christian celebrates his win. Some cleaning guys come out to clean the mat.
After the ring is cleaned, the final match of the night begins. MW3 taking on Shawn Michaels. MW3 is out first to the cheering of the fans. Shawn comes out next with Whisper on his arm. She is as attractive as ever. She kisses him once for good luck. He gets into the ring and the door is locked and secured. William comes out and says that all moves for this match will be Cell moves. No standard card, all cage. MW3 is the first to act and nails Michaels with a foreign object from under the ring. He goes for the cover but only gets a 1 count. Michaels is busted open. Shawn catapults MW3 into the cage and MW3 dumps some tacks on the outside of the ring and bodyslams Michaels on them. Michaels doesn’t quit. Michaels rips off the turnbuckle cover and nails MW3 head into it. Can’t really tell if he’s bleeding or not. Michaels gets catapulted into the cage and MW3 tastes the steel from the exposed turnbuckle. Michaels turn to bodyslam MW3 on the tacks. MW3 almost taps but doesn’t. Michaels then drags the face of MW3 across the four walls of the cage. MW3 can’t stand it and taps. The winner of the match..Shawn Michaels. At this point, Michaels asks for the mask of MW3. MW3 obliges. Wait a sec, he was wearing another mask underneath it. That is the mask of Mr. Wrestling II. Michaels is pissed. He calls out Regal for a ruling. “Shawn” William begins. “You asked for the mask of MW3. You got it. “ Shawn interjects “He was wearing another mask under it. This is not right, it’s not fair. I want him unmasked. “ Regal said “Shawn, the match was for MW3’s mask. You have it. Display it where and how you wish but you got what you asked for. Next time, if you want him unmasked to show his true face, then you best make that known upfront. “ “I want MW3’s face revealed. What do I need to do to get this done?” MW3 takes the mic “You want to leave the stipulation in place - the revealing of my face for the services of Whisper? If so, we can start over again.?” Michaels agrees and Whisper has a look of horror on her face. MW3 then attacks Michaels and throws him through the wall of the cage breaking it free. MW3 hits Michaels with a suplex on the spanish announce table. He then goes and gets the ringside bell and clocks Michaels with it. A disoriented Michaels begins to climb the cage. MW3 folllows. Michaels hits MW3 with a superkick on the top of the cage. MW3 almost falls off. MW3 then hits a chokelsam on Michaels and Shawn goes through the top of the cage and lands on the mat below. Shawn is hurt bad. MW3 goes to the cage wall and says something to Whisper. It looks like she handed him something. MW3 goes back and hits Michaels with another foreign object. Shawn is out cold. MW3 makes the cover and the ref counts 1….2……3. MW3 is the winner. The cage door is opened and MW3 and Whisper give each other a bit hug. Whisper goes to her husband and spits on him. She leaves with MW3.
What a fantastic end to the first day show. We will be back tomorrow with the rest of the matches.
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