There is someone else who still has a beef with the Negronomicon: Scott Steiner. Steiner hasn’t forgotten about the vicious attack in Mexico. Steiner will not be letting this one go so we better hope that Donnie B can get things straightened out so that this feud will continue.
In other news, at Wrestlemania, we announced the newest addition to our roster – The Bruiser. The Bruiser was none to happy the way he was disrespected by Tommy Dreamer at the PPV so he has asked for a match against the hardcore legend. Dreamer said he didn’t care so once we get this stuff figured out, this match will take place. I have requested an interview with the Bruiser but he is still in the process of settling in and will get with me as soon as time allows.
New HWF North American Champion Mick Foley also taped an interview stating that he was lucky at Wrestlemania when he walked out as the champ. He said that Joe put up a huge fight but in the end, he was the better man and walked away with the title. Shortly after taping this interview, Foley was on his way home from leaving the studio when his car was struck by a pick-up truck knocking him and the car silly. Joe gets out of the truck and yells “Take that you stupid BITCH.” Mick was taken to the hospital where his injuries were treated. Thankfully, due to his large stature (or maybe he’s jus t big-boned) his injuries were minor. Now, Donnie B gave me a note stating that Joe is indefinitely suspended without pay. “Samoa Joe has become restless and totally out of control ever since Mick joined the HWF and initially challenged him for his belt. I don’t know why Joe is treating Foley this way but we will have none of it. From this point, Joe, you are hereby suspended without pay until a committee is formed and decides on a proper punishment for this heinous act. “ Joe surprisingly came into the studio to give his reply: “I will not sit around while you discuss my actions in a committee. You want to suspend me? Fine. You want to take away my livelyhood, NOT FINE. If you think for a minute others will take my place, my…spot, if you will, that will not happen. I don’t care if I’m suspended or not. I will reign down terror and destruction as I see fit. I will make everyone fear the name Samoa Joe. That, you can take to the bank.” After he finished taping his interview, he promptly destroyed the set. He actually PUNCHED a camera and it exploded in a shower of shrapnel. Fortunately, Joe did not see the second camera that was also taping this. Joe was seen wiping his blood across his face and muttered “Destruction…here I come.” That was almost as freaky as the Abdullah vignette from earlier this year.
Next in the lineup is the saga between Handsome G and the Super Warrior. SW was pissed that Handsome G did not come in for the save and G basically told him he couldn’t stand working with a retard as his partner. He got fed up and didn’t care if he lost the belt. He had to get away from the retard. SW attacked G and they both brawled until the “suits” got involved and broke it up. This led to Regal coming out and accusing both men of being unprofessional. “Listen you miscreants, you want to settle this, you do it in the ring. As soon as we are back live, the two of you will have a match and settle your differences in the ring. G pie-faced SW before walking away. Super Warrior recorded a vignette for us to air:
“Hear me normals! This night I speak to one NORMAL in particular. A normal who fancies himself to be a Handsome G. I assure you, he is nothing of the sort! What he really is, is a NORMAL fool who was given the trust of the Super One. A Warrior's trust is his bond, his BLOOD bond, and the fool turned his back on it. Now the normal fool has incurred the unstoppable wrath and righteous fury of the Super Warrior!
The on-going saga between MW3 and Shawn Michaels isn’t close to being over. MW3, satisfied with his win over Regal decided to focus his attention on the “brat”. Michaels caught up with MW3 after he lost his match with Batista and brawled briefly before superkicking MW3 through a plate glass window. I am sure MW3 will have something to say.
William Regal also stated that going forward for any of Santino’s matches, if he gets intentionally counted out or disqualified, he will lose the Cruiserweight title.
John Cena is back and well and will take on CM Punk at the next show.
Booker T had expressed an interest in being traded to the CSWA. Donnie B, Jeff Meyers and GM William Regal all decided that the trade will happen. Booker T goes to CSWA and in return, the HWF gets….Shawn Michaels. I guess the feud between these two will now be on the same grounds vs. going cross-promotional. In order to try to mix things up a bit, some other people have been traded. Being united in the CSWA are the Dudleys with Devon making the move over. In his place, Carlito was sent to the HWF. Cody Rhodes was also sent to CSWA in exchange for Big Vis. Golddust and Fit Finley have also traded brands.
Gene Snitsky has parted ways with us and we wish him the best in his future; where ever it leads him.
Undertaker, Khali and Angle will have a 3 way fight for the Undisputed Championship. Angle MUST be pinned in order for him to lose the belt. If Khali or Undertaker are pinned, the belt will not change hands.
The new World Tag Team Champs, Chris Daniels and John Morrison will defend their belts against Cryme Tyme.
Edge and Christian will meet again. This time, in a steel cage. If Edge wins, he regains the IC belt. If Christian wins, he becomes the undisputed IC champion. One last stipulation that has been added is if Edge loses, he leaves the HWF and is traded to the CSWA.
Bobby Lashley was disrespected by Randy Orton when Orton walked out on their match. Lashley was asked if he wanted a rematch. Bobby stated that he wants to continue to make a name for himself so that he can become worthy of a World title shot. Bobby said the decision is up to William Regal as to who his next opponent will be. Regal asked to sleep on it and would let us know.
Randy Orton has issued a challenge to both Batista and the Great Khali. Lets hope the youngster doesn’t bite off more than he can chew.
As a recap, here is our current roster.
CSWA HWF
Kurt Angle (Undisputed champ)
Great Khali (CSWA world champ) Undertaker (HWF World Champ)
Chris Jericho (US Champ) Christian (IC Champ)
Santino (Cruiserweight champ) Mick Foley (NA champ)
Batista (TV Champion) Jay Lethal (x-divison champ)
John Cena Christopher Daniels (1/2 World Tag Team Champs)
Booker T John Morrison (1/2 World Tag Team Champs)
Randy Orton Edge
Jeff Jarrett Shawn Michaels
AJ Styles HHH
Rey Mysterio Samoa Joe
Bobby Lashley Kane
Rhyno Sting
Bubba Ray Dudley Jeff Hardy
Devon Dudley Carlito
Scott Steiner Shelton Benjamin
MVP The Bruiser
Abyss CM Punk
Mark Henry Matt Hardy
Stevie Richards Chavo Guerrero Jr
Tommy Dreamer Handsome G
Donnie B MW3
Rick Steiner Elijah Burke
Cody Rhodes Hurricane Helms
Finley Charlie Haas
Ted Dibiasi Jr Viscera
Negronomicon Golddust
Mike Knox Brian Kendrick
JTG (Cryme Tyme) The Big Show
Shad (Cryme Tyme) Super Warrior
As more develops, we will be sure to report it here first. Thanks for reading and we will be back again soon.
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