HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 - 01.8

Hi there wrestling fans.  Clarkus Kentus, reporter extraordinaire here to bring you the results of the CSWA tournament to crown brand new champions.  Like with the HWF, we all arrived early also so we too had our 2 day event to cover 4 rounds of tournament action.

Round 1

Reid Rothchild had a bye; Chris Sabin def Zach Ryder; Christian def Alberto Del Rio; Jerry Lawler def Dean Ambrose; Drew McIntyre had a bye; Ryback faced his nemesis the evil Brad Maddox and tore him limb from limb.  He took 15 long minutes to inflict his punishment; Mike Bennett def David Otunga; Heath Slater had a bye; Tensai had a bye; Austin Aries def Hernandez; Hulk Hogan def R-Truth; John Cena got a bye; Zema Ion got a bye; Bobby Roode def Yoshi Tatsu (Tatsu was recently hired on); Donnie B def Kazarian; Roderick Strong had a bye; Magnus had a bye; Jack Swagger def Darren Young; Cactus Jack def Seth Rollins; Chris Jericho (flew in from Humble) def Titus O’Neil; Robbie E had a bye; Antonio Cesaro def Chris Daniels; Mike “the Axe” Medley def Santino; MW3 had a bye; JTG had a bye; Brock Lesnar def Ted DiBiasi jr; AJ Styles def Taz; Undertaker def Randy Orton; The Mighty Casey (the kid we talked about earlier on – we signed him to a developmental contract) def Jinder Mahal; Great Khali def Samoa Joe; Rey Mysterio def Ezekiel Jackson; Roman Reigns and Rob Terry went to a draw.

Round 2

Reid Rothchild and Chris Sabin went to a draw after Donnie B came down to distract him from making a pin attempt; Christian def. Jerry Lawler; Ryback def Drew McIntyre; Mike Bennett def Heath Slater; Tensai def Austin Aries; John Cena def Hulk Hogan; Zema Ion def Bobby Roode; Donnie B def Roderick Strong after Reid Rothchild came down and botched a chair shot – he hit Strong.  Donnie B made it back in by the 10 count to advance.  Jack Swagger def Magnus; Cactus def Chris Jericho; Antonio Cesaro def Robbie E; Mike Medley def MW3 after Heath Slater came down during the match to run his mouth for no apparent reason.  Brock def JTG; Undertaker def AJ Styles; Khali def the Mighty Casey; Rey advanced due to the previous

bye.

Round 3

Christian advanced due to the previous bye; Ryback def Mike Bennett; John Cena def Tensai; Donnie B def Zema Ion by countout after Reid Rothchild tried to interfere again.  Cactus def Jack Swagger; Antonio Cesaro def Mike “the Axe” Medley; Undertaker was victorious over Brock Lesnar; Rey def Khali.

Round 4

Christian def an exhausted Ryback; John Cena def Donnie B after Reid’s 3^rd interference attempt. This time he held down Donnie B’s leg to result in a pin after DB had gotten clobbered by Cena; Cactus def Antonio Cesaro and Rey def the Undertaker after Brock came out for a confrontation and that allowed Rey to hit the 6-1-9.

The final four here will go on to Phoenix to fight for the gold.  We hope to see you there.

Clarkus Kentus

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 - 01.7

Hello fans, Larry Morton Esq. here reporting live from Humble, TX; the site of the HWF elimination tournament to crown new champions.  Since everyone was already in town, we decided to just move ahead with the tournament.  All of the participants names were drawn at random and the matches were held over a 2 day period (I think we were a little off thinking this could get done in one day).   Here is how it all broke down:

Round 1

Ken Anderson got a bye to the second round.  The Super Warrior def Mark Henry.  Kevin Steen def Matt Morgan. Dolph Ziggler def Mike Knox.  Sheamus got a bye.  The Rock def. Hunico. James Storm def Damian Sandow.  Primo Colon gets a bye.  Kofi Kingston got a bye.  CM Punk def HHH.  Big Show def Chris Jericho.  Tyson Kidd def Wade Barrett.  Kane def Rhyno.  Epico Colon and Jeff Hardy went to a draw.  Daniel Bryan def Brodus Clay.  Jay Lethal got a bye.  The Miz got a bye.   RVD def BJ Whitmier.  Charlie Haas def Eric Young.  Superstar Billy Pearl def William Regal.  Matt Hardy gets a bye.  Jey USO def the Negronomicon after SBP interfered. Devon def Crimson.  Nigel McGuinness gets a bye.  Sin Cara gets a bye.  Sting def Booker T. Kurt Angle def Abyss.  Jimmy USO def Cody Rhodes after Goldust ran in from the crowd to distract his brother.  Goldust is not under contract. Kid Kash def. Justin Gabriel.  Big E Langston def Tommy Dreamer.  Bubba Dudley def Shelton Benjamin.  Chavo Jr gets a bye.

Round 2

Super Warrior def Ken Anderson by CO; Dolph Ziggler def. Kevin Steen; The Rock def Sheamus; James Storm def Primo; Kofi def CM Punk; Big Show def Tyson Kidd; Kane advanced due to the bye from the previous round; Daniel Brian def Jay Lethal by submission in 2 minutes; RVD def. the Miz; Charlie Hass def Superstar Billy Pearl by CO after 2 min when the Negronomicon came down to distract him; Matt Hardy def Jay USO; Devon and Nigel went to a time limit draw; Sting def. Sin Cara; Kurt Angle def Jimmy USO; Big E def Kid Kash; Bubba def Chavo Jr.

Round 3

Dolph Ziggler def the Super Warrior; Rock def James Storm; Big Show def Kofi; Daniel Bryan def his partner Kane.  Afterwards, Kane stormed off.  RVD def Charlie Haas; Matt Hardy had a bye; Kurt Angle def Sting via CO; Bubba def Big E Langston.

Round 4

This round started “no DQ” as we didn’t want anyone else advancing due to a disqualification or count out. 

The Rock def Dolph Ziggler after Dolph tapped out to the sharpshooter; Daniel Bryan came back to defeat the Big Show after Kane came out to show his support; RVD defeated Matt Hardy; Kurt Angle def Bubba.

The final four will go on to Phoenix to wrestle for the HWF Championships.  After it comes down to the final 2, the ousted #3 and 4 will wrestle to see who gets what championship. 

We will see you in Phoenix.

Larry Morton Esq.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 - 01.6

Hi wrestling fans. Sorry about the last bit of miscommunication but Mr. Tuttle will end up as the GM for the HWF and Mr. Meyers will manage the CSWA.  Both men came to the agreement late yesterday and I forgot to pass that along.  They will continue to manage the wrestlers they drafted; just a name change.  Sorry about that.

 In this issue, we will be reporting on the continuing antics of “the Elitist” Reid Rothchild as well as publish (finally) Mr. Meyers’ interview.

I’m not quite sure what crawled up the ass of Reid Rothchild and died but he has been on a tear lately.  After the incident at the training facility, Reid once again verbally attacked Donnie B.  He was still feeling slighted because Donnie B was parked (in what he claimed) in his spot.  This time, Reid attacked Donnie B and hit him from behind (he is a coward after all) with a 5 lb dumbbell (he’s not all that strong either).  Fortunately, Donnie B wasn’t hurt too bad so I think that once matches start to get underway, Reid may be in for a world of hurt.

One other thing to note is that we also signed another newcomer by the name of Mike “the Axe” Medley.  Mike claims to have been trained by the great Larry Hennig and has modeled himself after his idol.  Mike will be drafted to the HWF.

***NEWS FLASH***

This just in…..we were able to come to terms with none other than Y2J himself, Chris Jericho.  Jericho has signed a short term deal with us with options for extensions.  We hope he will stick around as he is extremely entertaining.  Jericho will not be drafted to a particular brand so he will wrestle on both shows and will be eligible to win championships in either federation.

Not as huge of an announcement but HWF GM Wayne Tuttle has agreed to offer (it’s his funeral) a contract to the Negronomicon.  N will once again wrestle in the HWF where he caused much headache.  I hope Mr. Tuttle is able to keep him on a (figurative) leash (can’t say literal or he may want to sue me again).

Wayne also said that in addition to the Negronomicon, he is also bringing back a man who caused just as much pain and suffering during his last time here…none other than “Superstar” Billy Pearl.  Pearl had been here before as part of the Ramon “I’m a bitch” invasion.  Pearl was the leader of that NWO (not the WCW one) and caused much destruction in his wake (see the newsletter from August, 2004 for his past involvement).  When questioned about his choices, Wayne replied “I said that I was going to mix things up.  Pearl and the Negronomicon will be kept under control with the threat of jail if they get out of hand.  Donnie B may not have been able to gain control but I sure as hell will.”

As promised, here is the interview from GM Jeff Meyers:

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Hello Wrestling Fans!

Welcome to the NEW CSWA.  That's right, the new CSWA.  Today is a new day for our sport.  We have a new direction and a new mission, and that is to bring you, our fans, the best wrestling product in the business. 

I have signed some of the best talent, from Ryback to Randy Orton.  Legends like the Undertaker and Hulk Hogan to some of today's newest stars like AJ Styles and Alberto del Rio.  Tag teams as well.  We have reinstated the "Freebird Rule" for the Shield and 3MB.  

And some of CSWAs homegrown talent is back.  The mysterious MW3. The man you love to hate, the devious Donnie B, and our newest find, the Elitist- Reid Rothchild.  

We will also be bringing back the long history of prestige with the CSWA Heavyweight Title.  The CSWA US Title.  The CSWA tag team titles and lastly, one the the most contested belts in Amy federation, defended weekly for you, the fans, the CSWA Media Title, continuing the tradition of the old Television Title, except that we will have the title defended on streaming media, as well as TV.  Matches could be featured on AppleTV, thanks to our agreement with the tech giant or could be defended on a Facebook Televised match.  But rest assured, that champion will be defending his title whenever he appears on any sort of media.  

And, in competition with our "friends" at the HWF we will have the Undisputed Title in the heavyweight division and the unified Tag Team belts defended at EVERY pay-per view show.

And for those of you who like specialty matches, we will be featuring those as well…Lumber jack, cage, Hell in a Cell and many, MANY more.  You will not only be surprised, but shocked as well.  

Thank you for coming back, and looking forward to seeing you at our shows!  

GM Jeff Meyers

That’s all for now.  Thanks for reading.  The ever popular Larry Morton and Clarkus Kentus will take it from here.  See you at the shows.

Donnie B

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 - 01.5

Hello fans.  Well, our first bit of excitement comes from a trade.  Due to an imbalance in the rosters, Crimson has been traded from the CSWA to the HWF.   I guess it’s a good thing he didn't win a belt yet.

In other news, as he was pulling up to the training facility, “The Elitist” Reid Rothchild went to park his car (he claims the front spot should be his) and noticed a car parked there.  Cursing up a storm, he ended up parking diagonally in 2 handicap spots and stormed into the facility.  He was hollering at the top of his lungs “Who the $%$# parked in MY spot?”  Donnie B came over to see what all the commotion was about.  “What is the problem here?” Donnie B asked.  Reid replied “Is that your POS in MY spot?  I get the good spot, not you.  I don’t care who you are.  Go move your POS out of MY spot NOW!”  Donnie B answered “Um, you don’t have a spot and I don’t know why you think you’re entitled to anything…” Reid immediately cut him off “Entitled?  Do YOU know who I AM?  I am the Elitist Reid Rothchild.  I get what I want.  Now, go move your car or things will get ugly”.  Donnie B was shocked at the gall of this chump.  “I’ll move my car when I am done doing what I need to.” Donnie B said calmly.  Reid immediately attacked Donnie B throwing him into some lockers.  He started to stomp a mud hole in DB but other members of the roster came in to break things up.  “This isn't over!”  Reid exclaimed as he was directed to a different part of the gym.  Donnie B was heard mumbling “He’s right about one thing, this isn't over.”

This just in:  Cactus Jack has agreed to a short term contract.  He will be added to the HWF roster.  Because Cactus evens out the roster, Crimson is being moved back to the CSWA. 

It is official, our first shows will be this weekend (yes, I know we are up against the Superbowl but we need to get this moving).  There will be 3 back to back house shows starting in Humble, TX followed by Colorado Springs, CO two days later.  These two events will be the singles tournaments as well as the tag team.  HWF will go first taking place in Humble. All the matches will happen on this day (these will be day-long events) and will take it down to the final four.  Day 2 will do the same.  Two days after that, the semi finals as well as the finals and crowning the new champions will take place in none other than Phoenix, AZ. 

We did get one interview from the HWF’s GM Wayne Tuttle:

“Well, it’s taken us a while to get here but the HWF is back!  Donnie B did a great job running it for all those years but now, with me in charge, expect new and great things to happen.  We will bring action and entertainment to new heights and prove to the world why we are the best federation in the world.  I invite you to join us and partake in the ride of a lifetime. Thank you and we look forward to seeing you at ringside.”

We are eagerly awaiting GM Meyers’ interview and once we have that, things will take off.  The next post will be my last. As the owner, I, Donnie B, will relinquish the writing duties and turn them over to our roving reporters.  Larry Morton, esq. will report on the HWF while the “superman” Clarkus Kentus will report for the CSWA.  I’ve enjoyed this so far and can only expect great things to follow. 

Stay tuned….



Editor's note: Wayne Tuttle and Jeff Meyers had a "gentelmen's" agreement and decided to switch federations so Wayne now manages the HWF and Meyers' manages the CSWA.  I guess this should have been communicated.  Sorry about that.

DB

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 - 01.4

Hello fans.  Well, the drafts are now complete.   The HWF and CSWA rosters are actually overflowing.  A few people who were originally going to participate ended up not getting signed.  Without further ado, here are the rosters:

CSWA

Singles:

Abyss, Big E Langston, Big Show, BJ Whitmer, Booker T, Brodus Clay, Chavo Guerrero Jr, CM Punk, Cody Rhodes, Crimson, Damian Sandow, Daniel Bryan, Dolph Ziggler, Eric Young, HHH, Hunico, James Storm, Jay Lethal, Justin Gabriel, Kane, Ken Anderson, Kevin Steen, Kid Kash, Kofi Kingston, Kurt Angle, Mark Henry, Matt Morgan, Mike Knox, Nigel McGuiness, Rhyno, RVD, Sheamus, Sin Cara, Sting, Super Warrior, The Miz, the Rock, Tommy Dreamer, Wade Barrett, and William Regal.

The tag teams representing the CSWA are:

Jimmy and Jey USO, Dudley Boyz, Benjamin and Haas, Hardy Boys and Epico and Primo Colon.

Over in the HWF, we have:

Singles:

AJ Styles, Alberto Del Rio, Antonio Cesaro, Austin Aries, Bobby Roode, Brad Maddox, Brock Lesnar, Chris Sabin, Christian, David Otunga, Donnie B, Ezekiel Jackson, Great Khali, Hernandez, Hulk Hogan, Jack Swagger, Jerry Lawler, John Cena, JTG, Mike Bennett, MW3, Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio Jr, Roderick Strong, R-Truth, Ryback, Samoa Joe, Santino Marella, Taz, Ted Dibiasi Jr, Tensai, The Elitist Reid Rothchild, Undertaker, Zack Ryder, and Zema Ion.

For the tag team division:

Christopher Daniels and Kazarian, Titus O’Neil and Darren Young, Robbie E and Rob Terry, The Shield and 3MB.

Both the Shield and 3MB will wrestle under the “Freebird” rule:  If the team challenges for or wins the belt, any two members will be allowed to represent the defending champions.

We also are in the process of signing some other familiar faces but the appearances will be limited so once we have a plan, we will be sure to announce them.

We are still expecting to have the new GM’s make an announcement soon.  I think once that happens, the excitement will begin.

Stay tuned.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 - 01.3

Hi fans.  Well, our one solid piece of news is that Jim Cornette really came through for us.  We were able to secure talent from ROH to bring into the HFW/CSWA family.  Jim worked with their management throughout the night pulling strings we didn’t even know were there.  We are working out the contracts as we speak so we expect to announce all of the participants before our first live show in February. 
 

In other news, both Jeff and Wayne have confirmed the return of MW3 and the Super Warrior.  I too am training for a return to the squared circle.  We have also been approached by two other individuals who have asked to join the ranks.  One of the guys named Casey put on a show but we really didn’t think he had what it takes.  Needless to say, he wasn’t all that pleased when he left and vowed that we would see him again.  Ok.  The other guy was this dude sooo full of himself, we kinda had to laugh.  We asked him to demonstrate some moves and every move he did, he stole from a previous Superstar.  He executed a Stunner, Rock Bottom, Sharpshooter, Figure Four, etc.  We asked if he had anything of his own he could show us but kept using the same specialties that Legends of the past have used.  Nothing original there but he seemed at first glance that he could talk on the mic.  We agreed to sign him to a developmental contract and he took right off to go train.  I will give him this; he looks to be a go-getter.

I’m sitting here now looking at the belts I had created for the HWF and CSWA World Heavyweight titles and reminiscing about the history of my creation.  This also got me thinking that it may be time to bring back another federation I had: The EODRF (Either Old, Dead or Retired Federation) http://eodrf.blogspot.com/.  This encompassed all those characters not included in the other federation and allows me to have classic matches such as Bruno Sammartino vs Edge and Akebono vs Bill Mulkey.  The wonderful people over at http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/prowrestlingsuperstargame/ have provided me with lots of people (including women) that I can incorporate into the game also.  The wonders of the electronic version of PWS make doing 200 person tournaments easy as pie.  I did receive feedback from one of the EODRF followers and his suggestion was to just call it ODOR (Old, Dead or Retired).  I think I will be going with that (imagine being called the World ODOR Champion). 

Both GM’s have stated that they will be issuing statements regarding their federations. Once I receive that, it shall be posted here.  As I begin my training to return as an active participant, I will begin to yield the reporting duties to two of our roving reporters Clarkus Kentus and Larry Morton.

This just in:   I received a call from none other than the Negronomicon asking if he could return to the ring.  I am torn; with our history, I don’t know if I want to deal with that headache anymore but then it dawns on me; I won’t have to.  That headache would fall to one of the two GM’s.  I will leave that for them to decide upon.   It could make for good stories; you just never know.

This is all I have for today but stay tuned.  We will be kicking this into high gear before you know it.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 - 1.2

Hello fans. Well, I’ve been working diligently to get the administration part of the federations ironed out. The good thing is that we are now totally protected legally to prevent any lawsuits from disrupting our way of life. Further conversations that I’ve had with both GM’s are putting us in a really good place with an estimated “go live” date of Feb 1. We have all agreed that our first PPV will be “Wrestlemania” taking place in March. We have also agreed that there will most likely only be 6 PPV’s this year to allow feuds and storylines to progress and mature. As of this writing, the PPV’s we expect to have are the following: Warzone: Battlefield of Pain (pending ) Wrestlemania The Great American Bash Clash of the Champions Revenge:Day of Reckoning (pending) Starcade Championships will still be required to be defended at least once every 30 days with title matches still happening at the house shows. We know that with both Mr. Meyers and Mr. Tuttle coming into to town for the WWE’s Rumble, we will have the draft completed and then any rules and regulations on how they want their respective federations set up – to include but not be limited to cross-promotional matches. As of today, the plan is still to have each federation support 4 titles – A World title, an IC or US title, a TV/X-division title and finally a Cruiserweight/Light Heavyweight title. The World Tag Team titles will be cross-promotionally defended and the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship will still only be defended against a federations World Champion. Sgt. Slaughter, Sting, The Rock, Abyss, AJ Styles, Big Show, Brock Lensnar, Bubba Ray Dudley, Devon Dudley, Chavo Guerrero, Christian, Christopher Daniels, CM Punk, Cody Rhodes, Donnie B, Great Khali, MW3, Super Warrior, HHH, Hulk Hogan, Jay Lethal, Jeff Jarrett, John Cena, Kane, Kurt Angle, Mark Henry, Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio, Samoa Joe, Santino, Ted Dibiasi Jr, Tommy Dreamer, Undertaker, Mr. Ken Anderson, Ric Flair, Alex Shelley, Antonio Cesaro, Austin Ares, Bobby Roode, Brodus Clay, Damien Sandow, David Otunga, Dolph Ziggler, Drew McIntyre, Rob Van Dam, Epico and Primo Colon, Evan Bourne, Kazarian, Heath Slater, Jack Swagger, James Storm, Kofi Kingston, Tensai, Mason Ryan, Matt Morgan, Robbie E., Ryback, Sheamus, Sin Cara, the Miz, Tyson Kidd, Wade Barrett, and Zema Ion have all signed on for appearances. We have reached out to the majority of performers currently under contract to ROH and with the exception of those few mentioned above, most have not been cleared to wrestle for us. Negotiations are ongoing with Jim Cornette acting as the go-between between our organizations. Our history with Jim will hopefully prove we have the best interest of all the performers and we could soon add more to our rosters. The ride is just beginning. More to follow.

The HWF and CSWA are back!!!! 1.1

Hello Wrestling Fans...The Original Big Daddy Donnie B here. I know it's been awhile since I've posted anything so let me bring you up to date. After my last match with the Undertaker and retaining the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship, I got to thinking. With the help of some die-hard fans (jowsterguy for one), I think I may be ready to get back in the game. For those of you who are new to us, please check out our website at hwfcswafantasy.blogspot.com for details on our past. We were originally created back in the 1980's with matches all detailed on paper, and then moved to the electronic world in the 2000's but I've been doing this game since PWS was oringally released. Because of this, I have been able to report on the dealings and matches within the HWF (Humble Wrestling Federation) and the CSWA (Colorado Springs Wrestling Alliance). As I sit here in my room with all my championship trophies, I started to think that it was time to resurrect my long lost federation(s) and see what we can do to get these guys jobs and bring back entertainment and true wrestling the way it was meant to be done...showcase the talent, inform the public, and add a smidgen of comedy. At the end of last year, I once again reached out to some former partners/wrestlers of the HWF and CSWA - MW3 (aka Jeff Meyers) and the Super Warrior (Wayne Tuttle). We have had discussions about bringing back the federations, who and how they would be managed etc. Both Jeff and Wayne were on board (they made decent money working here) and they and I sat down to discuss the revival of the HWF and CSWA federations. Meyers of course wanted to manage his old fed - the CSWA, but I thought he would be able to lend his talents and drive to the HWF (my original baby). He agreed and the Wayner agreed to manage the CSWA. We all needed to figure out our roles going forward. I have decided to remain as owner of both federations but would have no involvement at all in the managing of either brand (see the issues with the Negronomicon for a better understanding). I agreed to become an active competitor with both Meyers and Tuttle donning the masks again to become their alter-egos. Mr Meyers and Mr Tuttle would be the GM's of their brands and their other selves would wrestle as normal. Next on the agenda is to hire talent. We went to TNA and the WWE to talk to the wrestlers about re-joining our federation (since I don't get ROH or other local venues, I don't include them in the game. In fact, they have to be on the active roster in order to be in this game). With the exception of those who have retired, almost everyone has agreed to come back and we got some new blood also. Everyone we are bringing in has asked for specific contracts (under the Negronomicon's rule, some people didn't get paid and some had to go to the street selling tickets in order to make money). All of the contracts were gathered up and now comes the hard part....who gets to go where. At the end of this month, Wayne, Jeff and I are meeting to discuss and figure out the draft (just so happens to coincide with the Rumble). I will make it a point to send out details once we are up and moving. I expect some house shows will start us off with our first PPV of the year to be the grand-daddy of them all - Wrestlemania in March. Everyone is excited to be back in our squared circle and we all feel the same. There will be some old rivalrys resurrected and some new ones created. We welcome you if you are a new follower and welcome you back if you've been with us before. I look forward to making the HWF and CSWA bigger and better than ever before. Stay Tuned.