Hello
fans. Well, it’s finally here…our
Halloween Scream PPV. We are coming to you live from San Diego, CA and the show
is completely sold out. You can still
order it on PPV. The show kicks off with
pyro going off and the fans pop huge. GM
Max McGillicutty comes out to address the fans.
He welcomes them and thanks them for attending live as well as tuning in
on PPV. He is interrupted by none other
than manager Ant Graham. Graham makes a
case that King CJ was not listed on the available roster as he was still
showing on the DL list. Max says he did
that on purpose to hide CJ’s return. Graham says he’s going to go get lawyers
(says he will use the same law firm Negronomicon used when he sued the HWF’s
owner Donnie B – Black, Blackman and Whitestone (they had a merger with
Whitestone LTD and Blackstone retired)).
Max agrees to make it a 3 way match…The Stache vs Baron von Blood vs
King CJ. He says Graham will be banned
from ringside for this match. Ant tries
to complain but Max says it’s this or nothing for Baron. Ant reluctantly agrees. As Graham leaves, Max says it’s time to get
this one underway.
The
first match of the night is going to be the Buried Alive match. Magnum Kone comes out first and receives a
HUGE pop. He is accompanied to the ring
by his assistants Haagen and Daas and they hand out ice cream to the fans at
ringside. Magnum gets in the ring and
raises his arms and the fans just go nuts.
The music changes and led to the ring by his manager MJ, it’s the “Ragin
Cajun” Rad Gumbo. The fans turn sour and
boo the heck out of him. He doesn’t seem
to care. He climbs into the ring and he
and Magnum have a staredown. Gumbo goes
on the offensive early but after just a couple of minutes of shaking off the
ring rust, Magnum begins the beatdown. 8
minutes in, Rad went for the bullfrog splash but Magnum caught him and nailed
the Popsicle (piledriver) to a HOLY SHIT chant from the crowd. Gumbo battled back with the Bourbon Street
Blues and then Haagen got involved knocking Rad from the top turnbuckle. Rad struggled to his feet and then
(accidentally) knocked the ref out. Rad
would connect with the “Where ya at” and the Onion Lock (Muta lock). The ref finally recovered. After a bit of back and forth action, Magnum
tossed Rad out of the ring and hit the Popsicle on the padded floor. He went for a cover but somehow Rad kicked
out at one. Magnum then pulled up the
mat and hit the Popsicle again. He went
for the cover and got the 3 count this time.
He then dragged Rad over and then climbed back into the backhoe and
dumped the contents (popsicle sticks) on Rad.
The bell rang bringing this one to a close. Magnum Kone gets the win with a burial under
popsicle sticks in 19 minutes. Magnum
celebrates as he wearily makes his way up the ramp. He stops at the top and turns to the fans but
then is attacked from behind. Hang on,
it’s Pete the PUN-isher. What the hell
is he doing? Pete beats down on Magnum
and then delivers the PUN-t to the head.
Pete then dumps some partially melted ice cream on the King of
Cones. Pete stands over him to the
booing from the crowd. (19 min for the
match; 6 min extra for the segment)
We
cut backstage for a promo from the Hashtag himself, King CJ.
“Finally
the hashtag, THE KING ....CJ has returned!!!! And believe me it was worth the
wait!!!! And what is a rumble without the royalist rumbler of them all.....what
a roster shake up that was ehhhhhhhh Stache ahahahahahah!!!! Its been a minute
since the king has been in the ring, but as you can see he still rules the
ring....and hes back for what is rightful his!!! You see the belt was and is mine.....i didnt
lose the belt...but best believe im here win it back!!! Its been months for all
yoy guys to prove what your made of, but the real test...the REAL DEAL is
back!!!! And play time is over.... what you think you can come down glance me a
little stare and what the King is supposed to be scared....intimidated????
Hahahahha miss me with that stache...you think what because ive been out a
minute...all the sudden you became the man??? What cuz you got that gold around
your waist?? You think that makes you the champion?? You think because youve beat some young up
and comers that makes you a great one??? What in your right mind thinks you can
march down the aisle to MY squared circle, during MY return...after MY victory
and stare me down...what you think we had a moment...a moment of greatness
where some scrub challenges THE KING and it brings on some great build up for
San Diego??? Look her little fish im the shark the apex predator of sports
entertainment...so i suggest you look in the mirror play you some rap music and
hype yourself for as long as you need because believe me, your stepping into
the ring with a bonifide killer and im not gonna stop to i beat your and
Rhinney Hiney’s asses from pillar to post from turnbuckle to mat and
everyone....EVERYONE realizes the KING has returned to claim what is him and
returns to greatness..... CJ OUT!!!!” (drops the mic)
Ant
Graham is with Baron von Blood. The
Baron talks about how all Americans are morons and that his superior might and
intelligence will rule the day. Ant
tells both King CJ and the Stache to prepare for a loss as there will be a new
champion tonight.
Next
match on the card is a Best of 3 falls – 60 min time limit matches – no DQ
match for the Ladies Title. Scarlett
Phoenix comes out first to a good pop from the crowd. Next, the champ Ravishing Raquel comes out
and she gets an even bigger pop. She
makes her way to the ring and sees the “fan” sitting at ringside. She looks at her questionably as it appears
she is dressed almost exactly like Raquel.
She shrugs it off.
The
two ladies lock up Scarlett looked really good in the ring but the champ was
prepared for this match and she owned it.
Scarlett and Raquel both hit their specialty moves and both successfully
kicked out of them. After 24 minutes of
astonishing action that had fans applauding at every move, Raquel gets tossed
out of the ring. While the distraction
is going on, the “fan” (dressed exactly like Raquel) slides into the ring and
hits the Simply Ravishing. She then
slides back out and hops the barricade and takes her seat. Raquel makes it back into the ring and as
Scarlett is trying to make it to her feet, Raquel catches Scarlett with a
spinning heel kick and makes the cover to get the first pinfall. During the next round, Raquel worked on
Scarlett’s arm weakening it. She then
locked in the Ravishing Chickenwing in the middle of the ring and Scarlett had
nowhere to go so she tapped out. (10
min) Ravishing Raquel retained her title
in a well-fought 34 minute match fight.
Just
as Raquel was leaving, her “fan” jumped the railing and proceeded to give
Raquel a big hug. Raquel, shocked, pushed her away yelling at her “What do you
think you’re doing?” The fan replies (a
live mic just happened to be nearby) “Raquel, I’m your biggest fan. See, I modeled myself after you…I modeled my
life after you. I want to be you
because you are my hero.” Raquel,
thinking she was a flake, turned and began walking away. The “fan” became enraged and she attacked and
beat Raquel down. The suits from the
back had to come out and pull her off.
Local cops escorted her out of the building.
We
cut backstage for another interview. MJ
is with the World Tag Team Champions the Smashers. MJ says he can’t figure out how the Steel
Curtain pulled out one more match other than that they are cheaters. Smasher #1 says that the Steel Curtain will
be smashed. Smasher #2 interjects that
after they retain tonight, their ASCENSION to legend status will be secured.
The
Steel Curtain (Buzz & Starbuck Steel) are backstage and Starbuck says that
the Smashers have been a real thorn in their sides costing them matches at
every turn. Tonight, inside of a steel
cage, though, that ends. Buzz chimes in
and says their time is now and they promise to walk out as the champions or
they walk out of the HCW. Starbuck looks
at him with ‘deer in the headlights’ eyes but Buzz says he was kidding about
the last part but they WILL walk out as the champs. Their former 6 man tag team partner Biceps
Bannerman walks over and says he’d wish them luck but they don’t need it. He’ll just end with (turns to the camera)
“WORD!”
World
Tag team champs The Smashers vs Steel Curtain in a steel cage 60 min time
limit. As the cage is being set up, the
Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel) make their way down. They are in the ring as the cage is finished
being assembled. MJ and the World Tag
Team Champs the Smashers come out but stop after GM Max McGillicutty comes
out. Max tells MJ that to ensure he does
not get involved in the match, he was going to be locked in a mini cage and it
will be suspended over the ring. MJ
tries to complain but Max tells him it is that or he’ll be IN the cage with
both teams. MJ chooses the mini
cage. Before he entered the cage, he
discretely grabbed a few items and then got into the cage. It was then hoisted off the floor.
It
did not take long for blood to be spilt in this one. All four men had their heads bashed against
the unforgiving wall of steel. The early
on “HOLY SHIT” moment came at the 22 minute mark when Buzz Steel hit a B-52
kneedrop onto Smasher #1 from the top of the cage. Smasher #1 got injured but his partner kept
up the good fight. We join the match at
the 27th minute mark.
=====
In the 27th minute of the match: =====
Smasher
#2 rolled OC.
Starbuck
Steel rolled OC/TT
Starbuck
Steel, Buzz Steel double teaming for 1
rounds.
Starbuck
Steel is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Starbuck
Steel executes a BUCK U (NECKBREAKER)....
Buzz
Steel is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Buzz Steel
executes a BUZZ CUT (DIAMOND CUTTER)....
Smasher #2
executes a Forearm Smash....
Double
teaming ends.
Smasher #1
is injured for 6 more rounds.
=====
In the 28th minute of the match: =====
Smasher
#2 rolled DC
Starbuck
Steel rolled DC
Both Men
in rolled DC
Smasher
#2 rolled OC/TT
Starbuck
Steel rolled OC.
Smasher #2
executes a Forearm Smash....
Starbuck
Steel executes a THROW OUT OF RING....
Smasher #1
is injured for 5 more rounds.
=====
In the 29th minute of the match: =====
Smasher
#2 rolled DC
Starbuck
Steel rolled DC
Both Men
in rolled DC
Smasher
#2 rolled DC
Starbuck
Steel rolled OC.
Starbuck
Steel executes a ROUND THE WORLD (4 TB'S)....
Smasher #2
attempts to defend against ROUND THE WORLD (4 TB'S) but is unsuccessful.
Smasher #1
is injured for 4 more rounds.
=====
In the 30th minute of the match: =====
Smasher
#2 rolled DC
Starbuck
Steel rolled DC
Both Men
in rolled DC
Smasher
#2 rolled OC.
Starbuck
Steel rolled DC
It seems
somehow MJ snuck a chain into his cage and he drops in down to Smasher #2
Smasher #2
executes a CHOKE WITH CHAIN THROWN INTO CAGE BY ALLY....
Starbuck
Steel absorbs the punishment. Smasher #2
picks up Starbuck but ‘Buck pushes off and makes it to his corner.
Starbuck
Steel makes the hot tag to Buzz Steel
Smasher #1
is injured for 3 more rounds.
=====
In the 31st minute of the match: =====
Smasher
#2 rolled OC.
Buzz
Steel rolled DC
Smasher #2
executes a Forearm Smash....
Buzz Steel
reverses Forearm Smash!
Buzz Steel
executes a BUZZKILL (INSUGURI)....
Smasher #2
attempts to defend against BUZZKILL (INSUGURI) but is unsuccessful.
Buzz
Steel is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Smasher
#2 kicks out of the pin!
Buzz
Steel tags out to Starbuck Steel (who seems to have recovered pretty quick)
Smasher #1
is injured for 2 more rounds.
=====
In the 32nd minute of the match: =====
Smasher
#2 rolled DC
Starbuck
Steel rolled OC.
Starbuck
Steel executes a OUT OF THIS WORLD DROPKICK....
Smasher #2
attempts to defend against OUT OF THIS WORLD DROPKICK but is unsuccessful.
Smasher #1
is injured for 1 more rounds.
=====
In the 33rd minute of the match: =====
Smasher
#2 rolled OC.
Starbuck
Steel rolled OC.
Smasher #2
executes a Stomp....
From his
suspended cage, MJ throws brass knuckles to Smasher #2 in the ring but they are
intercepted by Starbuck Steel.
Starbuck
Steel executes a USE BRASS KNUCKLES -- DRAW BLOOD....
Starbuck
Steel is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Smasher
#2 was pinned by Starbuck Steel!!!
Starbuck
Steel wins with a USE BRASS KNUCKLES -- DRAW BLOOD over Smasher #2 and become
the NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!
Buzz and Starbuck toss the Smashers out of the cage. Starbuck then signals to the back and MJ’s
cage is lowered into the ring. MJ begins
to panic. Buzz opens the mini cage and
MJ bolts out and tries to climb out of the enclosure but Starbuck stops him. He drags him back down into the ring. Buzz nails MJ with the BuzzCut and then hurls
him into the cage busting him open. He
then lays him out setting him up for Starbuck.
Starbuck climbs to the top turnbuckle and then leaps and connects with
the Shooting Star Buck. MJ is out. The cage begins to raise and the newly
crowned champs exit. The Smashers
carefully retrieve their manager and head to the back while the Steel Curtain
celebrate with the fans.
The
Steel Curtain then make their way up the ramp holding their titles high until
P&L (Phat Sol and ‘Red Hot’ Lucas Johnston) led by the Ambassador, attack
the new champs. P&L beat the Curtain
down until refs and ‘shirts’ come from the back to break it up. (33 min for the match; 40 for the segment)
We
cut to the back where the World Champion the Stache is being interviewed by
Larry Morton. The Stache reveals he was
invited to Hollywood for a part in the remake of the Magnificent 7 but his part
ended up getting cut (maybe it will be in the ‘deleted scenes’?). The Stache says he’s developed a taste for
the Hollywood life and says that he’s intrigued by what they have to
offer. He says multiple offers are
coming his way but his first priority is to HCW, its’s fans and while he holds
it, the World title.
It’s
time for our main event. Best of 3 falls
– 60 min time limit – no DQ for the World title…World Champion the Stache vs
Baron Von Blood w/ Ant Graham vs King CJ.
GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that to make this one
interesting, whomever is pinned after the first fall will be out and the
remaining falls will be 1:1.
This
one went all over the place. There was
no allegiance to anyone here until practically 50 minutes into the match. The Stache and King CJ had double teamed the
Baron. Stache hit the whiplash (snap
suplex) but then got hurled out of the ring by King CJ and King CJ scores the
first fall after connecting with a bulldog.
The Baron is now out of the contest and it is down to 1:1. Max comes back out and says that there is lots
of time left so he want this to continue until someone has won 2 falls. (50 min)
The
second fall is much shorter as time has begun to wear both men down. The Stache is able to get the next fall after
he connected with the Sh*t Kicker (dropkick) practically taking King CJ out of
his shoes. (15 min)
We
have one final fall left and plenty of time left to see it through. Max doesn’t want this ending in a draw so he
declares that there must be a winner. We
pick up the final fall at the 12 minute mark.
=====
In the 12th minute of the match: =====
The
Stache rolled DC
King CJ
rolled DC
Both Men
in rolled DC
The
Stache rolled OC/TT
King CJ
rolled DC
The Stache
executes a THE S*IT KICKER (DROPKICK)....
King CJ
neutralizes THE S*IT KICKER (DROPKICK).
=====
In the 13th minute of the match: =====
The
Stache rolled OC.
King CJ
rolled OC.
The Stache
executes a THE LASSO (CLOTHESLINE)....
King CJ
executes a BULLDOG....
A pissed
off Baron von Blood pulls King CJ out of the ring and blasts him with multiple
chair shots. Once he’s done
‘tenderizing’ him, he then throws King CJ back into the ring.
=====
In the 14th minute of the match: =====
The
Stache rolled OC/TT
King CJ
rolled DC
The Stache
executes a THE TOMBSTONE (PILEDRIVER)....
King CJ
absorbs the punishment.
The
Stache is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
King CJ
was pinned by The Stache!!!
The Stache wins with a THE TOMBSTONE (PILEDRIVER) over King CJ
and retains the World Title!!!
Total
time for all 3 falls: 79 min total
A
pissed off King CJ then takes off to go confront Baron von Blood. The Stache, exhausted, holds his title high
and celebrates with the fans as the show comes to an end.
Thank
you for tuning in. Be sure to stay tuned
as I’m sure there will be fallout from this show.
