HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 05.09

Hello and welcome back.  Be sure to check out our blog at http://hwfcswafantasy.blogspot.com for a history on our federation.

That was an interesting turn of events in our last issue so with this one, we are going to cover the upcoming card and those matches leading up to the Great American Bash.

We have a match with the Mighty Casey and Kevin Steen taking on Dude Love and the IM champ Zack Ryder.  This was a relatively short match that never saw Dude Love get in the ring.  Casey and Steen controlled the entire match that saw lots of double teaming from Steen and Casey.  In 9 minutes, Steen gets the pin on Ryder after hitting a Steenalizer Power bomb.   After the match, Dude Love attacks Steen while Zack goes to town on Casey.  Kevin Steen gets DDT’d on the floor and Ryder hits the Blockbuster through a table on Casey.  Master Bull comes out and states that the Casey/Ryder match will be a last man standing match for the IM title and Kevin Steen will take on Dude Love.  If Dude Love loses, he will have to fight Casey in a “Barby” vs Career match the following night after the PPV.  If Dude wins and Casey wins his match and the title, their match will be for the title. If Dude Love loses, he is out of a job.

In the back, Donnie B is talking to Clarkus explaining that he will defeat the King for the European title more easily than taking Reid’s make believe title from him.  That comment makes Donnie B stop and consider what he just said.  He could EASILY take Reid’s title.

Super Warrior was interviewing with Larry Morton about his upcoming match against the Miz.  He said that (funny how it coincided) defeating the Miz will be easier than defeating that joke of a wrestler Reid Rothchild.  Larry then brought in SW’s #1 fan Brandon.  Brandon was ecstatic to be backstage with his idol.  Super Warrior then presented Brandon with a 16x20 painting of himself signed.  Brandon was beyond tears.  He thanked SW for the wonderful (Super) gift and that he would treasure it always.

MW3 had a taped interview that was shown next.  “You know, 4, you are beyond gullible.  You are a pathetic sheep following the status quo.  I branch out to do my own thing and now I’m ‘evil’.  I tell you what.  You want to see Evil, just you wait till I introduce you to a friend of mine.  He is cold, uncaring and unforgiving.   My friend doesn’t care if you have the sniffles or a splinter in your finger.  He doesn’t care what the weather is outside since, within his confines, there is pain and suffering.  My friend is a Steel Cage and he and I will show you what the term ‘Hard Times’ will mean to you.  You can bring your buddy Shelton Benjamin but he will be absolutely no help to you.  Get ready to experience pain like you’ve never experienced it before.”  He then walked off camera.

As of right now, here is, what should be, the final card.

John Cena vs AJ Styles for the US title.

Brock Lesnar vs HHH  for the HWF World Title (HHH’s career is on the line – specialty match TBD)

Daniel Bryan vs Wade Barrett for the NA title

Monopoly Jr and Magnus vs the Shield for the World tag team titles

Kurt Angle vs Jay Lethal for the IC title

The Elitist Reid Rothchild vs Mike “the Axe” Medley for the Elitist title

The Mighty Casey vs Zack Ryder in a last man standing match for the IM title.

Kevin Steen vs Dude Love – if Dude Love loses, he will have to fight Casey in a “Barby” vs Career match the following night after the PPV.  If Dude wins and Casey wins, their match will be for the title.

The Original Big Daddy Donnie B vs. King Damian Sandow for the European title

MW3 vs Mr Wrestling 4 in the confines of a steel cage

Super Warrior vs the Miz for the X-Division title

Christian vs Chris Jericho for the CSWA World Title

HWF World Champ vs CSWA World Champ

The Rock will defend the Undisputed title to the winner of the match between the World Champs

The Great American Bash is just around the corner.  Stay tuned for more action.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 05.08

Hello Fans.  We wanted to bring you up to date information as it becomes available. As it happens, you will read it here.  Our illustrious roving reporter Clarkus Kentus did some digging and found some disturbing news.  During the attack by MW3 on Charlie Hass when the lights flickered, we found out who was behind it.   We were taken aback to find out that it was none other than Shelton Benjamin, Haas’s former tag team partner. Clarkus was able to secure an interview with Mr. Benjamin.  Here is what went down.

Clarkus: Hello Shelton.  Thank you for taking the time to sit and talk to me today.

Shelton: Hello.  This has actually been eating at me for awhile and I really wanted to get my side of the story told.

Clarkus: This is an open mic so the stage is yours.

Shelton: Well, it all started after we had our tag team title shot taken away from us.  Charlie got very moody and wouldn’t chat with anyone.  Then, as it so happened, Master Bull fired Charlie.  I believe that that was the proverbial straw that broke the camel’s back.  Haas went on a tear.  He became uncontrollable.  I didn’t know what else to do.  I went and made a deal with the devil – that devil being none other than MW3.  I told him that Charlie was going to end up doing something that he would ultimately regret.  I told MW3 that he needed to be stopped.  Little did I know that he was going to beat the stuffing out of my former tag team partner.   I do feel bad about getting Charlie set up like that but I’ve got to say that MW3 took things way too far.  If he didn’t already have a pending match at Bash at the Beach, I’d call him out and challenge him myself.  But instead, I’d like to offer managerial services to Mr. Wrestling 4.  I know that you have a beef to settle with this former friend of yours but with your permission, I would like to be in your corner and would have your back. 

At this point, Clarkus’ cell phone rang.  It was a surprise call from Mr. Wrestling 4.

“Hello Shelton, I want to thank you for taking the time to take my call.  Yes, I would like to take you up on your offer to be at ringside as my manager for my match against MW3.  I would appreciate any information you would like to pass along.  Now, I know that you are in the middle of an interview so I will let you get back to it.”

Clarkus: Well, that seems like a terrific response to your question.  What are your plans for training and or mentoring?

Shelton:  For one, I want to make sure that he is going into this well prepared.  I actually went back and watched some of MW3’s old wrestling footage where he took out the Undertaker for almost a year.  That will be the basis of our preparation.  I have to run but thank you for letting me speak here today.

Clarkus: Thank you Shelton for your side of the story.

Since this interview ran, Clarkus was invited to a mentoring session between Shelton Benjamin and Mr. Wrestling 4 at 4’s home in Texas.  Clarkus watched as Shelton and MW4 reviewed old (really old) tapes from the AWA days when Sgt. Slaughter was (trying to) train Greg Gagne to be a threat (never transpired).  While all of this was going on, MW4 was having his house sprayed for cockroaches (there are everywhere in Texas).  For some reason, the guy spraying stopped and was watching the matches.  All of a sudden, he hulked up and started to spray MW4 with the chemicals.  He then attacked him.  What the HECK?  The exterminator then took off his protective helmet and it was none other than MW3!!!!  Shelton and 4 then battled back and chased MW3 from his home.  MW4 then demanded Clarkus set up a mic and camera.

“You SCUM!  You sneak in to my home, my palace, my temple and you dare attack me?  From this point forth, you are dead to me.  With that said, I will have NO problem tearing you a new one.  Your ass is grass BOY and I can guarantee you, come the Great American Bash, I will BASH in your face in GREAT AMERICAN fashion and make you wish you've never been born.  You can take that to the bank.  I’ll see you there.”

MW4 then began shouting profanity and the camera had to be turned off.  This situation was no longer PG-13.

Back to action in the squared circle, the Elitist Reid Rothchild and Ravishing Raquel were heading to the ring.  Master Bull had stated that neither Reid or Medley could lay a hand on the other prior to their match at the Great American Bash.  Reid had gotten on the mic.  “You know, there are people who do not belong in this business and Medley, you’re one of them.  I’m not even sure how such an lumbering ox such as yourself can even lace up his own boots.  I can’t even fathom the reason behind Master Bull’s bullsh*t in putting me into this match with you.”  While Reid was rambling on, Medley was sneaking in from the crowd.  He then jumped in the ring scaring both Reid and Raquel who bolted out of the ring…leaving behind the Elitist title. Medley picked it up and slung it over his shoulder.  “Rothchild, I can guarantee you this.  I may be standing here right now holding this belt but I can state that with no uncertainty, this belt will be mine and you can take that right to the bank.”  Raquel then jumped in the ring and got into Medley’s face.  “Get your filthy hands off of Reid’s property.  This belongs to him and not you, you overgrown tree trunk.”  In a very gutsy move, Raquel yanked the title off of Medley’s shoulder faster than whiplash.  Medley, growing increasingly madder, backed Raquel into a corner.  She actually pie faced the Axe and in that brief moment of disbelief and distraction, she bolted out of the ring with Reid’s title. “I see how you are you coward; hiding behind the skirt of your woman.  I will tell you this..by hook or by crook, that belt will be mine.”  Raquel and Reid backed up the ramp laughing at Medley still in the ring.  The Axe finally left.

Back in his office, Master Bull was thinking outloud (yes, we had our ear to the door) “That damn Rothchild seems like he wants to take over and I cannot allow that.  It’s all about that stupid belt.  I really should look into doing something about it.”

Monopoly Jr and Magnus of the New Money Corporation (a division of Prestige Inc) were discussing strategy about their tag team title match coming up.  During the conversation, Ravishing Raquel came over to assist.  Monopoly Jr couldn’t stop staring at her (she is, afterall, Ravishing).  After Raquel left the brainstorming session, Monopoly Jr commented “You know, if I had the Elitist title, she’d be with me and not Reid.”  Magnus just looked at him and told him that he needs to concentrate on their match and not dream about something that will never EEEEVVVVEEERRRR happen. 

Shortly thereafter, Magnus ran into Reid and (of course) told him about Monopoly Jr’s comments.  “Really, he actually said that?  Hmm.  I’m going to have to look into this.”  After squealing on his tag team partner, Magnus then ran into Chris Jericho. Chris apparently heard the last part of the conversation between New Money.  “You know, stealing ones lines is not acceptable.  If you want to try and steal some more things from me, like a win, we can go settle this in the ring right now.”  Master Bull had just walked over when Chris made the challenge and sent Magus out to the ring for a match.

The match goes on for 14 minutes.  We actually see Magnus lock in a sharpshooter and Jericho powering out of it and locked in a Walls of Jericho.  Magnus did not submit but eventually fell victim to the 1-2-3 after Chris delivered a knockout punch.

John Cena had a fact to face interview with the US Champion AJ Styles where he told Styles that he was going to take him to the limit and beat him for that belt.  Styles retorted with “You couldn’t beat Rothchild for his make believe belt”.  Cena said “I’ll take that belt and beat you with it.”  More shouting and screaming ensued and the cameras cut off again due to it no longer be PG13. 

Just as the show was going off the air, the Undisputed Champion’s music hits and out comes The Rock.  He poses for a bit before taking a mic.  “Finally!  The Rock has come back to…..you know, I’m not exactly sure where we are.  Oh yeah….SEEEAAAATTTTTLLLLE.  Sorry about that.  The Rock’s been busy in Hollywood making lots of Rock movies.  But now, the Rock is here to discuss the Great American Bash.  The Bash has a long and great history and will only be that much better when the Rock walks out with the Rock’s Undisputed title in tow.  I don’t care if its “I’m a big old monster” Brock Lesnar; the Peep’s Champ Christian, the Lionheart Chris Jericho (yes, I said it) or the King of Kings HHH.  The Rock will walk out with the Rock’s belt and we will just keep playing this same game.”  This, of course, prompted Lesnar, HHH, Jericho and Christian all to come out.  All of them got in the ring but before anything could happen, out comes Master Bull.  “Hold on.  Before any of you do something to jeopardize MY Bash card, I’m going to make a match.  It is going to be Champions vs Challengers with Brock Lesnar teaming up with Christian to take on HHH and Chris Jericho.  Rock, you will be the special guest ref for this one.  With that said, let’s get this match underway.”

Since Jericho had a match earlier on, he let HHH start the match against Lesnar.  The match went on for 24 minutes with the champions dominating the challengers.  Jericho was definitely not ready as he was still tired from his earlier match.  Towards the end, a weary Christian tossed HHH to the outside.  Christian made a tag to Lesnar while HHH makes a quick recovery and tags in an exhausted Jericho.  Brock pulls Jericho down and F-5’s him through the announce table while HHH brawls with Christian.  Brock and Christian then team up to dispose of HHH.  Jericho gets counted out and the Champs win the match.  Afterwards, Brock his Christian with an F-5 and delivers a devastating clothesline to HHH.  Brock then goes face to face with the Rock.  Lesnar tries for a haymaker but Rocky ducks and then hits a Rock Bottom.  Lesnar rolls out of the ring.  The Rock stands in the center of the ring celebrating as all the others leave.

That is all for now. The Bash is just around the corner so stay tuned.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 05.07

Hello fans.  We have some matches that will determine the rest of the card for our June PPV “The Great American Bash”. 

Matches that are already confirmed include:

The Elitist Reid Rothchild vs Mike “the Axe” Medley for the Elitist title

The Mighty Casey vs Zack Ryder in a last man standing match for the IM title.

Donnie B vs. King Damian Sandow for the European title

MW3 vs Mr Wrestling 4 in the confines of a steel cage

Super Warrior vs the Miz for the X-Division title

Christian vs Chris Jericho for the CSWA World Title

HWF World Champ vs CSWA World Champ

The Rock will defend the Undisputed title to the winner

There are additional matches happening that will impact the rest of the Bash’s card. 

First up, Austin Aries reluctantly accepted a match against AJ Styles for the US Championship.  The champ was totally unprepared for this “new” AJ.  AJ was more aggressive that we’ve seen him before.  We think this is due to his battle with Randy Orton.  AJ took to it to the champ.  Aries tried on 3 occasions to get counted out but AJ just would not let him.  Finally, after executing a springboard face smash at the 18 minute mark, he rolled up the champ and got the 1-2-3 to become the NEW US Champion.  AJ was given the belt but he just took it and walked away.

Next up has James Storm defending the IC title against “Black Machismo” Jay Lethal.  Lethal comes out in gear just like what Randy “Macho Man” used to wear.  “Pomp and Circumstance” is playing and Lethal is playing to the crowd.  Next out is the Cowboy James Storm.  Lethal has the mic “I dedicate this match to the late great Randy Macho Man Savage.  Randy, this win will be for you.”  The bell rang and Lethal just outmaneuvered the storm.  Storm was totally off his game (seems like a running theme here).  The battle goes round and round until at the 25 minute mark, Lethal hits the flying elbow.  He makes the cover for the 1…2….KICKOUT.  Lethal can’t believe it.  A poke to the eyes on Lethal and Storm calls for the Death Sentence.  A quick reversal and an unbelievable springboard flying dropkick on the champ followed by a 3 count ends Storm’s reign as champ and begins for Jay Lethal.   Confetti falls from the ceiling and Lethal’s music blares as he celebrates with the fans at ringside and then leaves.  Lethal will now defend the title against Kurt Angle at the PPV.

Up next is the Shield defending their tag team titles against Christopher Daniels and Kazarian.  Kaz’s head has not been in a good place since losing his spot for a singles title.  Kaz lets Daniels know before the match that if they do not capture the belts tonight, they need to separate and go after singles titles.  The match ended up going 38 minutes and even though they stood toe to toe with the champs, they just could not get the win.  Reigns ends up getting the pin after nailing Daniels with the Belly to Back Urange.  The Shield will go on to meet the New Money Corp (a division of Prestige Inc) at the Bash.

Daniel Bryan then came out to defend his newly won North American Championship against the Super Warrior.  “Brandon” was at ringside with his Super Warrior is Super sign.  SW approached him and looked like they had a brief conversation.  They shook hands and then SW got in the ring.  The Super Warrior controlled the first 5 minutes of the match but then went downhill from then.  It was most likely due to the Miz coming down to watch the match.  SW was put off his game and eventually fell victim to a Regal Suplex and a 3 count.  After the match, the Miz jumps in the ring and hits SW with the Skull Crushing Finale.  He poses over SW holding the X-division title and then eventually leaves.

The second to last match was up next with Brock Lesnar defending the World title against Sheamus.  Brock controlled the tempo of the match and then all of a sudden, HHH comes out.   HHH is armed with a sledgehammer.  Brock nails Sheamus with an F5 but the Irishman won’t stay down.  He begins to hulk up by pounding on his chest but gets hurled out of the ring.  HHH is standing by.  Sheamus ends up getting counted out and HHH hits the ring.  He and Brock brawl until HHH hits Lesnar with the sledgehammer.  The champ goes down. Before any more damage can be done, out comes Master Bull.  “You know HHH, I used to have respect for you.  Now, not so much.  I know you want a piece of Lesnar and you will get it at the Bash but I’m here to tell you that your career will also be on the line.  Yep, you must win the World title from Brock in order to remain on the roster.  If not, you will be added to the Legends list and can use the extra time to spend with your family.  Now, where were we?”  HHH turned back around into a huge Lesnar haymaker.  Brock got HHH up and nailed an F5.  “Oh yeah” Master Bull added, “this will be a specialty match.  I will not announce what type of match until just before your match…to keep up the suspense and all.”  Brock eventually left and HHH was able to make it to the back under his own power.

The last match of the night is John Cena taking on Ryback in a Falls count anywhere match.  This match is for Cena’s spot for the US title which is now owned by AJ Styles.  Dropped from the ceiling and landing in the middle of the ring is a coalminers glove.  The match is given 60 minutes to complete. Ryback immediately starts off with a Meathook clothesline and a pin attempt but John kicks out early.  Cena battles back and hits the 5 knuckle shuffle for a 2 count.  Both men beat the crap out of each other.  Surprisingly the longer this went, the more powerful Ryback became. Ryback actually hit Cena with a frying pan he got from a fan and then executed a powerbomb off the ring apron and through a table.  Ryback seemed to have gotten hurt on that.  Both men were down but made it to their feet by the count of 9.  A woozy Ryback turns around and gets blasted by the swing of a steel chair to his knoggin.  Cena then beats the monster down with 3 more chair shots.  Cena gets back in the ring and, using his hand to wipe Rybacks blood from the chair, smears it across his own chest…almost like war paint.  Ryback does not answer the 10 count so Cena gets the win and goes on to meet Styles for the US title at the Bash.

I am sure there will be fallout so stay tuned.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 05.06

Hi fans and welcome back to our newsletter.   We have some good info to pass along so let’s get started.

The event starts off with the last winner “Brandon” front and center at ringside holding a “Super Warrior is Super” sign (he was getting laughed at by a few of the hecklers around him).

The night began with Super Warrior taking on David Otunga for Otunga’s spot for the X-Division title.  Otunga was not going to back down.  He took the fight to the Super Warrior but the things got worse for SW as soon as the X-Division champ The Miz came down to scout the match.  Miz walked right up to the ring and starting having words with the Super Warrior.  Otunga then tossed SW out of the ring and it looks like he landed awkwardly.  Otunga then beat the Warrior down and then bodyslammed him on the steel steps.  Otunga rolls back in the ring just as the ref hits 10.  Otunga is awarded the match by countout.  He retains his spot.  As Otunga left the ring, he stopped in front of “Brandon” and stole his SW sign.  He proceeded to tear it up in front of SW’s #1 fan.  Brandon was sad.  Super Warrior eventually made it to his feet and made his way to the back.  He never acknowledged Brandon.

The Miz, since he was already out there and ready to go, called out Brodus Clay for his match. Miz just toyed with Clay for the entire match.  He spent 21 minutes humiliating Brodus and then finally finished him off.  That was a hard match to watch so we won’t put you, the fans, through it.

Ravishing Raquel, Monopoly Jr and Magnus were interviewed in the back and challenged the Shield for the World tag team titles.  Master Bull came in and said that Daniels and Kaz were in line first.  He would give them a choice.  They can challenge them for their spot or they can wait and be awarded the match at the PPV.  Monopoly Jr had some dice and rolled them.  He said the money is on them waiting.  Magnus agreed that the Money is in the match and they would wait.  Raquel said that Monopoly Jr and Magnus now had a team name and they would be known as “The NEW Money Corporation, a division of Prestige Inc.”

Austin Aries was out next defending the US title against Ryback.  The champ held his own.  About 8 minutes in, John Cena came out.  Ryback, distracted, gets caught with some “Series of Hard Knocks” and falls victim to the 3 count.  After the match, Cena gets in the ring and into Ryback’s face.  Ryback pie faces Cena and the two start to brawl until refs break it up.  Master Bull comes out and makes a match for next week with Cena facing Ryback in a Lights Out match.  The winner will get the next title shot currently held by Cena.  Cena must win in order to keep his place in line.

CSWA World Champion Christian came out next to take on the European Champion Damian Sandow.  Sandow, prior to the match, promised to take the world title and would then unify them into one Major championship.  Before the match could begin, Donnie B made his way to the ring much to the dismay of the King.  His royalness held his own and took the champ to 17 minutes but at that time, Donnie B got up and started to have words with his highness.  A distracted Sandow falls victim to the Unprettier and the 1-2-3.  Christian retains.  Donnie B climbs into the ring but Sandow rolls out just as Monopoly Jr and Magnus come out.  Prestige Inc slinks away.

Up next is the Olympic hero (with a broken freakin’ neck) Kurt Angle taking on Dolph Ziggler to see who will be in line next for the IC title.  This match would be a Boot Camp match due to no tables being available for in-ring use.  Angle begins with an Angle Slam and a 1 count.  The match was to go on for about 7 more minutes until Kurt used a German Helmet and smashed Ziggler in the ankle with it.  Ziggler is in a massive amount of pain.  Kurt then locks in the Angle lock and Ziggler immediately taps out.  Kurt celebrates his win as “suits” come out and help Dolph to the back.

All of a sudden, weird music hits and out comes…Charlie Haas?!?!?  Haas was last seen after he turned on Shelton Benjamin and just took off.  He was eventually canned so we’re not sure why he is here.  Haas takes the mic.  “Well, I know it’s been a while since you saw me last but a part of me felt compelled to tell my side of the story.”  At that, the lights flickered and when they stabilized, MW3 was in the ring and immediately took a chair to the unsuspecting former member of the Worlds Greatest Tag Team.  MW3 beat Charlie numerous times with the chair until Mr. Wrestling 4 ran down to the ring.  MW3 bailed but then the lights flickered again and when they stabilized, MW3 was back in the ring and nailed MW4 in the head with the chair.  MW4 no sold it.  MW3 swung the chair again but it was blocked and forcibly removed from the hands of MW3.  MW3 bailed out of the ring faster than a sinking Titanic. This prompted Master Bull to come out with mic in hand.

”You know, I’ve just about had it with the two of you.  But before I address you, Yo, Haas, get the hell out of my ring and my building.  You have no place here.  Security!”  Security came down and removed Haas from the ring.  Master Bull continued.  “Now, MW3, I’ve about had it  with your back door attacks.  Going forward, you attack someone that you are not involved in a match with and you will be suspended.  Mr. Wrestling 4, I would expect you to know better than to disturb my show.  The two of you want to settle this?  Fine.  It will be a match that neither of you can run away from.  At the Great American Bash, the two of you will meet inside of a steel cage.”  Mr Wrestling 4 clapped his hands then rubbed them together signaling he approved.  MW3 was stoic.  No reaction whatsoever.  “Now, I have a show to run so both of you, get out.”  MW3 left through the crowd as MW4 went up the ramp to the back. 

Mighty Casey called out Kazarian to challenge him for K’s shot at the Internet Media title.  It didn’t take long for Casey to hit a home run and get the 1-2-3.  This prompted Zack Ryder to run down to the ring to try and sneak in but Casey was waiting for him; barbwire bat in hand.  Casey eventually left.

Zack Ryder stayed out for his title defense against Hernandez.  This match went 28 minutes and it took Ryder everything he had to put the bull down.  In the end, he got the roll up (with his feet on the ropes) after hitting a leapfrog and hiptoss.

More to follow.  Stay Tuned.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 05.05

 

Hello fans.  Sorry for the flood of info but I mentioned we had a lot but this should get us caught up.  For the show taking place in San Francisco, the local radio station did a call in and awarded the winner a ring side seat.  The guy who won is named Brandon.  I’m sure he will get pointed out at the event.

 

First, we see the arrival of Prestige Inc.  The Elitist Reid Rothchild departs their limo first accompanied by Ravishing Raquel, the King and new European Champion Damian Sandow, Monopoly Jr and Magnus.  Raquel was carrying something with her.  I guess we’ll see it later on.  

 

Someone who hasn’t been in the news for awhile is the Super Warrior.  Apparently, he’s been laying low and then he showed up one day and challenged Miz for the X-division title.  Miz basically laughed at him and SW said that if he could beat him in a non-title match, then he would deserve a shot.  Miz said “sure, whatever” and walked off.  SW then spoke with Master Bull who overheard the conversation and made the match and added the stipulation that if Miz gets counted out on purpose, he’ll lose the belt.

 

Super Warrior made his way out to the ring and called down the X-Division champ.  Miz walked down mouthing “Are you serious?”.  He got in the ring and right into SW’s face.  The bell rang and the champ, not dressed for a match, was thrown right in.  Super Warrior starts right off with a superplex.  Miz hits a basement dropkick and SW hits the Super Powerbomb.  He makes the cover but Miz is right at the ropes and grabs them at the one count.  SW locks in a cobra clutch but Miz wiggles out and nails a snap DDT.  SW hits another cobra clutch and Miz hits a swinging neckbreaker. SW is down and Miz delivers some kicks to his fallen foe.  SW battles back with a cobra clutch and Miz nails the basement dropkick and immediately hits a snap DDT.  SW tosses Miz from the ring but he lands on the apron and is back in quickly.  SW hits a power punch but Miz hits a basement dropkick and a headscissors takedown twice.  Super Warrior battles back with a reverse neckbreaker.  Both men are down.  Miz is back up and goes for the Skull Crushing Finale but SW nullifies it.  Miz nails a discus punch.  He kicks the fallen SW again but then SW is up and “hulking out”.  Miz bails from the ring but then remembers the stipulation.  He is back in and throws2 punchs but they are blocked and SW nails a super Powerbomb.  He pulls Miz into the center of the ring and makes the cover.  1…2…3.  Super Warrior wins the match and is now in line for the X-Division title (he is still also in line for the North American title.  After the match, Miz attacks him but in true Warrior fashion, he disposes of the champ.

 

The camera pans to ringside where we see “Brandon” waving to the camera.  Super Warrior walks up to him and shakes his hand.  Brandon is cheering for his new hero.

 

Out next comes “The Elitist” Reid Rothchild and his lovely valet Ravishing Raquel followed by Monopoly Jr.  Reid was told he had to defend his title against his former protégé Mike “the Axe” Medley.  Medley has been stewing for sometime and hand to wait his turn.  Raquel gets on the mic “Reid, everyone here knows that you are the Elitist; you are supreme.  That title, although gorgeous on you, doesn’t do you justice.  In addition to that, I want you to have this.  Beyond silver and gold, this is crafted from Platinum since that is the premium medal and you only deserve the best.”  She then opened the package she was carrying him and presented him with a medallion.  The picture is below:

 

 

 

 

Reid kissed the hand of his valet.  “This is the second greatest gift I’ve ever received.  The top 3 being:

3) My Elitist title

2) This wonderful platinum medallion

1) You.”

 

With that, Raquel blushed but they were interrupted by “The Axe”.  “Awww, how sweet.  Take a hike sister as your hubby and I have some unfinished business.”

 

Raquel and Monopoly Jr exited the ring carrying the medallion and Reid’s title.  The bell sounded.  Medley starts off with a grinding headlock and follows it up with a  power punch.  Reid nails a very ineffective Reid (Hogan) leg drop but Medley hurls Reid from the ring.  Reid purposefully gets himself counted out.  Medley wins the match.  Reid is on the mic “Listen you big goof.  It doesn’t matter one iota if you pin me, make me tap or win via countout.  You will NEVER get your hands on my title.  I will not have my property soiled by the likes of you.  Medley held the ropes open hoping Reid would get back in the ring but to no avail.    As they headed to the back, Reid noticed that Monopoly Jr was holding the arm of Raquel.  Hmmmm.

 

Dude Love came out and said that he was setting up a show.  It would be called the “Love Lounge” and that his first 2 guests on his show would be The Mighty Casey and the Internet Media Champion Zack Ryder.  As they set up the lounge, they brought out plush chairs straight from the 60’s and a temporary wall made of plywood and glass – supposedly to put Zack and Casey on opposite sides.  The Dudester comes out and calls down his two guests.  The champ comes out first followed by Casey who was surrounded by security.  We are told that the security is for Casey’s sake as Master Bull didn’t want him viciously attacking Dude Love or the Champ.  Casey refused to sit down and was pacing on his side of the wall.  Dude was asking the champ questions about the video Master Bull showed.  Zack said it was all out of context and that he was innocent.  Casey stormed around and bailed from the ring.  He got into Dude Love’s face and Dude popped him one right in the kisser.  He tossed Casey back into the ring where Zack beat him down.  Zack then tossed Casey through the plate glass.  Casey got cut and had the crimson mask going.  Dude got in the ring and helped Zack beat down on Casey until

Kevin Steen makes the save.  He cleared the ring and then helped Casey to the back.

 

Master Bull then set up a tag team match between Dude Love and Zack Ryder against the Mighty Casey and Kevin Steen.

 

Prestige Inc said that they were going to go after the World tag team titles using the team of Monopoly Jr and Magnus.

 

Randy Orton comes out and challenges Alberto Del Rio for his shot at the World title.  Randy was still hurting from the attack by AJ Styles.  Del Rio was holding his own against the Viper.  At the 15 minute mark, Styles came through the crowd and distracted Orton.  Del Rio capitalized and got Randy in a rolling cross armbreaker.  Orton had no place to go so he tapped out.  Del Rio retains his spot.  Styles got in the ring and kicked Orton in the gut a few times before stomping on his face.  He then left without further incident.

 

Brock Lesnar came out to defend his world title against Mr. Anderson.  Anderson called for the mic “I am the one and only Misssstttttteeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr Annnnderrrrssoooooonnnnnn.” The bell rang and Lesnar scooped him up and nailed an F-5. 3 seconds later, it was over.  Lesnar gets the pin in less than 15 seconds.

 

That is all for now.  More info to come.  Stay tuned.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 05.04

Hello fans.  Thanks for coming back.   In his last interview, Mr Wrestling 4 has promised to bring an end to the destruction being spun on us by MW3 but will he be able to act fast enough before MW3 finds another victim?

Devon also asked for his title shot granting the Dudley’s a World tag team title match against the Hardy’s for later this evening.  Master Bull granted it.  Devon did ask for one small concession…he wanted this to be a “Tables, Ladders and Chairs” match.  Master Bull agreed to the stipulation.

The Internet Media Champion Zack Ryder came out.  He said that it was unfortunate on what happened to the Mighty Casey but as soon as he was well, he’d grant him the title match.  Master Bull then came out and said he had to call bullshit.  He showed a tape that had Zack Ryder paying off Dude Love!  What the heck?  Master Bull said that when he showed this to Casey, he was a tad upset but he asked him to hold that in and save it.  Ryder looked a little relieved until Master Bull told him the belt had to be defended.  The opponent would be Antonio Cesaro.  Before the match could begin, Ryder produced a document that showed that due to him defending his Internet title online, his time was limited to only 15 minutes.  The document he had guaranteed that none of his matches could last more than 15 minutes while the Internet Champ.  Master Bull informed him that since the Internet Championship and the Media Championships were combined, that bull would be out the window but since he didn’t know about it until now, he would let it slide for this one match only. 

The bell rang and Cesaro began to beat Ryder from piller to post trying for a pin every chance he could get.  Ryder kept bailing from the ring in an effort to take the match to the time limit.  Finally, the bell rang signaling the end of the match and it was declared a draw.  Ryder was relieved and bailed from the ring.  Master bull has other plans though. “Now that we got that bull out of the way, Cesaro, this match was bull so I will figure out how to make it up to you.  If you are willing to go on loan over to the HWF, I’ll add you in for an X-Division title shot (Cesaro agreed).  Now, Zack, meet your real opponent for the night.”  Out from the back comes The Mighty Casey who charges and tackles Ryder.  Ryder fights him off and then tosses him into the ringside post.  He then bails out through the crowd.

Master Bull promises that the next title shot goes to the Mighty Casey and Ryder had best be prepared since it will be a Last Man Standing match for the title. This prompted Dean Ambrose to come out.  Dean claimed that there is no room for any more title shots as he gets the last one.  “Ok, then.  You get to defend your title shot against the Mighty Casey.  The winner gets that match.”  Ambrose stopped for a sec and then tried to backpedal but to no avail. 

In the back, the King Damian Sandow was talking to Lord Tensai.  Sandow was using his influence to give Tensai a title shot and if successful, could earn himself a spot in Prestige Inc.  Lord Tensai said he was humbled to be given such an offer but mentioned to his royalness that Donnie B had also solicited a shot at the vacated spot.  The King left to go work his magic and came back shortly letting Tensai know that the winner of the match will win the vacated spot.   

Samoa Joe challenged Kazarian for his title shot.  In 13 minutes, the large Samoan eliminated Kazarian and now has his spot.

Donnie B takes on Lord Tensai for the vacated US title shot.  Lord Tensai controlled the majority of the match but Donnie b kept coming back.  About 20 minutes into the match, his worshipfulness came down to scope the match.  This is when Donnie B turned up the heat and started to take the fight to Tensai.  At 24 minutes, Donnie B had hit Lord Tensai with a brainbuster and as he was going for the pin, Sandow pulled Donnie B off of Tensai.  The ref of course saw this and immediately disqualified Tensai and awarded the shot to Donnie B.  A frustrated Tensai left the ring. 

Donnie B got on the mic “Joe, I know you just won your shot but I’ve got to say, I think you are more qualified than I to go after bigger and better belts.  I want to make you an offer.  I will give you my US title shot in exchange for your European title shot…an even trade.  What do you think?”  Joe made his way out and didn’t say a word.  All he did was shake Donnie B’s hand.  Donnie B is back in the European title shot picture while Samoa Joe is now in line for a shot at the US title.

The Mighty Casey took on Dean Ambrose for his title shot. Master Bull made this one a “No DQ”.  Casey and Ambrose battled back and forth for 18 minutes.  Ambrose then sacrificed himself and with a double haymaker, took him and Casey to the floor.  Both were visibly shaken up.  All of a sudden, Zack Ryder comes down as the ref is making the count and tosses Ambrose back in the ring just as the ref hits 10.  Ambrose gets the win via Countout.  Ryder is all happy with himself.  A very pissed off Master Bull comes out and tells Ryder he is suspended without pay for 2 weeks.  Ryder can’t believe this.  MB tells him that once his suspension is lifted, he will undoubtedly face the Mighty Casey and it will take place in the confines of a steel cage.

Our main event of the night has the Dudleys taking on the Hardys for the World Tag Team titles.  The Dudleys come out looking lean and mean.  The Hardys look like they had a rough night.  The staff bring out and set up the tables, ladders and chairs.  Master Bull comes out and lets us know that this will have no time limit.  The Shield make their way out with steel chairs and sit down at the top of the ramp as to enjoy this match.  Master Bull, before leaving, warns them not to interfere during the match as it will cost them their title match.  As soon as Master Bull leaves, the Shield hit the ring and attack the Hardys.  They use the steel chairs they brought with them to weaken the champs.  As they were leaving, Rollins exclaimed “Hey, it wasn’t DURING the match.”  Bubba tries for a back body splash but Jeff moves out of the way. Matt and Devon both tag in.  Bubba is back in and knocks Matt down.  Devon goes to the top of the ladder and drops an elbow drop.  Matt is really hurt. Somehow he gets up and delivers a dropkick from the top rope but it does him more harm than Devon.  Devon picks up a chair and takes nails Matt in the head.  He collapses.  Bubba yells for the table.  Jeff is double teamed and then put through the table.  He is not moving. Devon takes the chair again and smashes Matt with it.  He makes the cover and the ref counts 1…2….3.  The Dudley’s are the NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!  The Shield hit the ring and attack the Dudleys.  They immediately invoke their title match. The Dudleys beat the living hell out of the Shield for 24 minutes.  Ambrose comes down and distracts Devon while Bubba gets hit with a belly to back Urange through a table that was brought in.  They discard the table quickly and Reigns makes the cover and the resulting 3 count means we once again have NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 05.03

Hello fans.  The news just keeps pouring in so without further ado:

Ryback  came out again saying he wanted Cena in the ring.  Cena makes his way out and tries to reason with the beast but to no avail.  Ryback tell John that  he wants the spot that Cena is coveting.  “Let’s do this NOW.”  Cena backs down.  Ryback keeps screaming at him “Do this NOW” but a very cautious Cena walks to the back leaving Ryback to simmer in his anger.

Next, it is announced that the NEW HWF World Champion Brock Lesnar is in the house.  Lesnar comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.  Lesnar explains how easy it was to make Rocky tap out and calls for Rocky to come out so he can make him do it again and take the Undisputed Championship.  This instead brings out the CSWA Champion Christian.  Christian says that he’s not going to allow Brock to just walk in and demand something that he himself has been fighting for and that was the Undisputed Championship.  Brock tells Christian to go back to the minor leagues and leave the ‘big boys’ alone.  Christian gets into Brock’s face and then receives a huge pop for the insult.  Christian realizes that Brock is all power and he needs to be more strategic if he’s going to bypass Lesnar and get the shot at Rock’s Undisputed title.  He slinks away and Brock never even notices seeing him leave.  Lesnar keeps calling out the Rock but Rocky wasn’t there (we think he’s out filming in Hollywood but no one is sure).

In an answer to see who was going to get the next IC title shot, Kurt Angle took on Dolph Ziggler.  Dolph took this fight to the Olympic Champ and even took the lead with a Zig Zag Bulldog but Kurt tossed Dolph to the outside 3 times.  The final time he hit an Angle Slam through a ringside table.  Kurt made it back in just as the ref counted to 10.  Dolph got counted out and Kurt gets the win. Master Bull then came out and said that if Kurt really wanted to get tables involved, then he will get that match.  In fact, Ziggler will get another shot at Angle in a Tables match where the only way to win the match is to put the opponent through a table. 

On a side note, the Cowboy James Storm did in fact have to defend his title and his opponent would be Kevin Steen.  It only took about 10 minutes for the Cowboy to finish off Steen with the Death Sentence and retain his title.

Rothchild was in the back sweating on defending his Elitist title so Monopoly Jr suggested that Prestige Inc get involved in a 8 man battle.  They have a match with Medley, Bennett and BJ upcoming so why not do that now and that way neither Reid nor the King would be forced to defend their titles.  Reid thought it was a good idea.  Raquel looked over and winked at Monopoly Jr.  He smiled back.

Up next was Kofi Kingston vs Cody Rhodes for one of the vacated X-division title shots.  The crowd had fun with this as half chanted for “Kofi” and the other for”Cody” and in a way, you really couldn’t tell who was cheering for who as both names (when being chanted) sounded similar.  The match went for 24 minutes with Cody controlling the pace and slowing down the high flyer Kofi.  About 16 minutes in, Kofi took control and Cody didn’t get in one offensive move for the rest of the match.  Kofi gets the win after a hammerlock pin.  Cody, distraught at this loss, attacked Kingston after the match and then left. 

In trying to beat Master Bull to the punch, Prestige Inc made their way to ringside accompanied by Ravishing Raquel and said that their match would take place in an 8 man match.  Monopoly Jr got on the mic and called down Mike The Axe Medley, BJ Whitmer and Mike Bennett.  The 3 came out and said that they were one man short for an 8 man fight.  Immediately, out comes Donnie B who says he’ll be the 4^th man. 

Reid starts off the match with Donnie B but he immediately tags out to the Axe.  Axe catches Reid before he can leave and locks in a bearhug.  Reid doesn’t submit.  Medley then rocks him with a huge power punch.   Medley hits a backbreaker but Reid makes the tag to the King and they double team him.  Reid hits the Reid (Hogan) leg drop and Sandow pummels him with his fists.  Donnie B hits the ring and takes out Sandow.  BJ and Bennett take out Magnus and Monopoly Jr.  Medley then hoists up Reid and chunks him from the ring.  Reid gets counted out (there was no one to save him) so the team of Medley, BJ, Mike Bennett and Donnie B get the win by countout.  After the match, out comes Master Bull.

“Well, it seems you, Prestige Inc, can’t win a match when the numbers are supposedly in your favor.  Rothchild, I want to introduce you to the man you get to defend your Elite title against…none other than Mike “the Axe” Medley.”  The crowd went crazy while Reid screamed “NO!” but to no avail.  Master Bull left with a smirk on his face.  Raquel took Reid to the back to try to help him simmer down.

Even though we tried to do it, we could not get both MW3 and Mr Wrestling 4 to sit in the same room without raising havoc so their interview was conducted via Skype and broadcast live.  Clarkus Kentus was on hand conducting the interview.

CK: “Thank you for joining us here today.  Joining us live via Skype is MW3 and Mr. Wrestling 4.  Thank you both for participating here today.”

MW4: “Thank you for having me.  You know MW3, we were a team.  You were our chosen leader.  We expected you to bring stability to our team but instead, you chose to tear it apart. You have sunk into darkness.”

MW3: “Don’t lecture me, 4.  I saw through your lies early on.  I have embraced the ‘darkness’ as you call it.”

MW4: “You have allowed this darkness to twist your mind; to turn your back on us, on your fans..”

MW3: “I don’t fear the darkness as you do.  I embrace it.  It is what will make me formidable once again.  No longer am I tied to an allegiance to anyone but myself.”

MW4:  “My allegiance is to the fans…to the people who believe in you…or used to.”

MW3:  “I explained before, I no longer care about what those sheep think.  I am on my own.  I am the lone warrior who will make my way in the world.  The darkness will feed me and I won’t be able to be stopped.”

MW4: “If you try anything like you did with the Negronomicon, I’ll make sure you pay dearly.”

MW3: “Really?  You really think you can stop me?  Let me explain something so your tiny mind can comprehend.  I am the Sith to your Jedi; the dark side to your light.  You cannot stop me.  In fact, I have a treat for you.”

MW3 leaves and then you hear what sounds like a chair being pulled across the floor.  MW3 turns it around and on the chair, bound and gagged is…Superstar Billy Pearl.  “This is the next stop on the MW3 Revenge Tour.  Destination pain.  Your driver....me. Here is Victim #2.”.

MW3 walks over and puts his hands on the shoulders of Superstar Billy Pearl.  “This guy right here….Years ago….caused much pain and suffering….Just like the ol’ Negronomicon. You, my friend, are a failure. You too will feel my wrath.”

(Takes steel chair and hits SBP upside the head, sending him to the ground.  Beats him savagely with the chair)

He then throws away the chair and  hits SBP with the Oriental Spike.  SBP is whimpering; begging for him to stop. 

“Victim number two…punished and defeated. Who will be Next?.”

MW3 screen goes blank while Mr. Wrestling 4 and Clarkus Kentus look on with horror.  MW4 speaks up “This is my fault.  I should have stopped him years ago when I first saw that glimmer of evil in his eye.  I didn’t and the pain and suffering that will follow will be on me but I promise you this….I will not rest until he is done.”

Clarkus ended the interview thanking MW4 for participating.

That is all for now.  More to come.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 05.02

Hello fans.  With the exception of one interview, this issue will recap actual matches. 

The first match on the card is for the vacated #10 IC title spot with Dolph Ziggler taking on Justin Gabriel.  Ziggler immediately nails a Zig Zag bulldog for a pin attempt but only gets a 2 count.  As Gabriel makes it to his feet, Dolph locks in a sleeperhold.  Justin passes out.  Dolph wins the match and takes the vacated #10 spot.  Ziggler immediately got on the mic and called down IC champion James Storm.  Before Storm can make an appearance, out comes the Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle.  Angle talks about how he is next in line arguing with Ziggler and out comes the Cowboy.  Storm gets in the ring and tries to further push the buttons of the two challengers.  They look at each other and then both attack Storm.  Storm makes it out of the ring.  Angle, satisfied that they are united, turns around into a jumping DDT from Ziggler.  Ziggler leaves but only after screaming that he will be the next IC champion.

Up next has the Mighty Casey heading to the ring.  He gets on the mic and asks for a rematch against Ryder.  Ryder makes his way down and agrees to give Casey a rematch.  Before the match can begin, Dude Love runs in and attacks Casey.  He is planted with a DDT and then hits the Love Handle.  Dude leaves the ring with a mocking of the “bang bang” but just smiles at the camera, waves and leaves.  It looks like this match will be postponed.

The cameras were out in the parking lot capturing interviews with fans when Randy Orton appeared.  He went out and shook the hands of the fans and chatted with a few.  Out of nowhere, he is attacked by AJ Styles.  It was happenstance that Master Bull was out there when this happened and called for a ref.  He immediately signaled for a match to take place.  It would be AJ vs Randy III in a Parking Lot Brawl.

AJ started off trying for the Styles Clash but Randy reversed it and hit an RKO for a one count.  Randy then poked him in the eye but AJ then hit a Pontiac piledriver on the hood of a car.  He made a cover but only got a 2 count.  AJ then tried to strangle Randy with a seat belt but Randy hits another RKO for only a 1 count.  AJ battles back quickly by hitting a heads first smash through a windshield drawing blood.  He makes a cover but only gets a 2.  Randy is wearing the crimson mask.  He battles back with some rapid punches but AJ hits an armlock facebuster.  Randy throws some more rapid punches which are met by 3 gut busters.  Randy tries for a rollup holding onto tights but AJ kicks out at 2.  AJ is up and hits a backflip kick.  He tries for another gut buster but gets the RKO.  A weak Randy tries for a cover but AJ kicks out at 2.  Randy pokes AJ in the eye and AJ delivers a Styles Clash.  He is not able to make the cover.  Rapid punches from Randy are met by an armlock facebuster from AJ.  AJ nails a spin kick that Randy is not able to block.  Randy, in a haze, tries to (what he think is) throw AJ from the ring (there is no ring) and AJ hits a Styles Clash for a 1 count.   Randy is back up and hits the Orton stomp.  AJ tries for a spin kick but it is reversed and Randy then tries to whip AJ with the car antennae but AJ gets away.  AJ begins to “hulk” up.  He hits a Styles Clash but Randy delivers the Pontiac piledriver on the car hood.  Randy makes the cover and somehow, AJ kicks out at 2.  AJ then hits a Styles Clash and then nails Randy in the head with the car door.  He makes the cover and gets the 1..2..3.  AJ Styles gets the win.  After the match, Clarkus Kentus tries to talk to him but he just stares back and walks off.

Prestige Inc was making their way into the arena and The Elitist Reid Rothchild stopped by a camera and stated that if he was the one in charge, he would not be allowing the inmates to run the asylum.  He would use his superior brain power to properly run and manage the federation.  “In fact, Prestige Inc is the Ultimate power in “this” universe and we intend to properly display it.”  They then made their way inside.

Due to the overwhelming demand to have actual matches, Master Bull decided to postpone the MW3/Mr Wrestling 4 interview until the next posting.

Up next has the newly crowned North American Champion Cody Rhodes defending it against Daniel Bryan.  The champ held his own for the first 12 minutes of the match but then Bryan took over.  Daniel began to demolish him until Cody turned the tide with a well placed groin kick behind the ref’s back.  He went back on the offensive until an MMA knockout punch from Bryan almost emptied Cody’s mouth of all his teeth.  A very dazed and confused Rhodes walked into a roaring elbow shot from Daniel and he made the cover.  The ref counted 1…2…3.  Daniel Bryan is the winner of the match and the NEW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION.

The Miz is up next defending the title he won from Daniel Bryan, the X-division title against Crimson.  The Miz dominated the match but he just couldn’t keep Crimson down for the 3 count.  This went on for 20 minutes until finally, an exhausted Crimson fell victim to the Skull Crushing Finale and a 3 count.  The Miz is successful in his first title defense. 

In the back, a very pissed off Cody Rhodes interrupts The Miz during an interview.  Miz invites Cody to try for a shot at his belt and promises to do the same to Rhodes as he just did to Crimson.  Rhodes had to be removed from the interview area.

In the back, Prestige Inc is having a confab on how to deal with Magnus’ title defense against Donnie B.  The King mentioned that Donnie B should never have beaten him as he is European upper class.  Magnus apologized for the lack of focus and promised it would never happen again.  They are interrupted by Master Bull.  The King, Magnus and Monopoly Jr all left leaving Reid and Raquel.  Master Bull seems to have an issue with Prestige Inc and Reid Rothchild in particular taking “power” that is not his to control.  “Listen up Bull****, I am level III top dog around here.  I am the best at what I do and my wealth and power are proof of that.”  “You want to see what ‘power’ really looks like?  Guess what ‘boy’; you get to defend that pretty little belt of yours in the ring.  Yep, lets see if ‘The Elitist’ really can defend a title, even one he made it up on his own” replied Master Bull.  “What, are you kidding me?  This belt signifies I am the best here.  I don’t have to prove it to anyone, especially you.  And what makes you think that a lowly piece of garbage like you can tell me what to do?”  Master Bull tapped his finger on his chin contemplating his next answer.  “I’ll tell you who.  Your Boss.  The head honcho.  The man who is running this whole show is the man who has more power than you can even possibly dream of.  And, on top of it all, guess who you get to ‘defend’ your title against?  Come on, take a guess.  No, well, next week, you will get to find out.”  Master Bull then left.  Raquel assured Reid that he had nothing to worry about but Reid wasn’t so sure.

Next, King Damian Sandow comes out with the European Champion Magnus to support him in this match against Donnie B.  Magnus begins the match with a kick to the midsection and Donnie B hits a superplex.  Magnus kicks him in the gut again and then gets tossed out of the ring.  He has a chat with the King who slips him a foreign object.  Magnus is back in at 6.  Magnus stops the offense with a beautiful forearm uppercut and then hits a slingshot elbow drop.  Donnie B tosses him out again and after a brief confab with the King, he is back in at 6.  Magnus hits a bodyslam and yes, again, is tossed out of the ring.  Magnus is back in and hits a spinning Samoan Drop and a toe kick to the midsection.  Magnus begins to taunt Donnie B who levels him with a  Bitch Slap.  Magnus’ eyes go all wide.  He hits a forearm uppercut but when he sees it didn’t faze him, he bails out of the ring.  As he tries to get back in, Donnie B hits a DDT.  Magnus is up quick and hits an armwringer and a flying knee smash.  The King then tosses a chair in the ring but it is intercepted by Donnie B.  The King doesn’t see DB take it as he was trying to distract the ref so Magnus could use it.  Nope, Donnie B nails Magnus with the chair.  He then hits a Lights out Brainbuster and follows it up with a Guerrero stomp.  The ref turns around and sees DB making the cover.  He counts 1…2…3.  Donnie B wins the match and is the NEW EUROPEAN CHAMPION.

Immediately, Sandow shows a copy of a contract guaranteeing him a title match with a ref of his choosing.  He chose Magnus as his ref.  An unsuspecting Donnie B hears the bell and is attacked by the King.  Donnie B held his own but the longer the match went on, the more he slowed down.  As the match was nearing the 15 minute mark, Donnie B was exhausted.  Sandow, realizing this, nails a spinning elbow drop on the champ.  He makes the cover and Magnus (counting just a little fast) counts 1..2...3.  King Damian Sandow is now the NEW EUROPEAN CHAMPION.  Good Gravy.  Magnus then takes Donnie B and dumps him out of the ring.  Reid, Raquel and Monopoly Jr all make it down to the ring.  The belt is placed around the waist of the King.  Ticker tape falls from the ceiling as Sandow parades around the ring.  Refs from the back come help Donnie B to the back.  Raquel gets on the mic and yells over and over “All Hail the King.”  The show ends on that note.

More to come.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 05.01

Hello fans and welcome back to our latest installment.  Lots of news to cover so let’s get started. 

You may remember that the Mighty Casey lost the Media title to the new Internet Media Champion Zack Ryder due to interference from Dude Love.  The “Dudester” came out to cut a promo:

“Owww.  This is the Dudester Dude Love coming to you live and in person here….in Louisville, KY. (small  pop).  Many of you have asked me why I cost the Mighty Casey his title.  You know, the Dude is all about peace and love so in my defense, it was Casey who cost himself the match.  After the match, all I did was explain to him my best Bud’s (Cactus Jack) disappointment at being forced into retirement.  He asked me to come in and deal with the Mighty Casey.” 

All of a sudden, Casey hits the ring delivering an axe handle smash to the face of the Dudester.  They brawled for a bit until Dude Love killed the momentum with a well-placed DDT.  Dude then pulled out the “Love Handle” (his version of the Mandible Claw - ugh) and nailed Casey with it.  The refs hit the ring and Dude removed the handle and then left the ring.  Casey was helped from the ring.

The team of the Elitist Reid Rothchild, King Damian Sandow, Monopoly Jr and Ravishing Raquel then made their way down to the ring.  Reid took the mic.  “Shut Up!  Listen scumbags, you need to shut your pie holes when we are in your presence.  We deserve your attention and expect you to cower and know your place when we are in your presence.  King, the stage is yours.”  Reid then yielded the mic to Sandow. “I am your KING;  Bow before me.  (no one was bowing).   All of you are inferior to us but we will honor you with some news.  At this time, we are adding one additional member to our Elite group; this is a man who personifies excellence and we are pleased to welcome the newest member of our group…who just happens to be the European Champion…Magnus!”  Magnus makes his way down to the ring and shakes hands with Rothchild, Monopoly Jr, and Ravishing Raquel.  He gave a bow to King Damian Sandow and joined the team.  “First, I want to let our newest member Magnus know that we’ve invited him to join but he does need to earn his place.  We would like for you to have a match – albeit a non-title one, to prove your superiority.”  Magnus bowed and accepted the challenge.  Sandown continued “Raquel, I’d like you to do the honors next.” 

Raquel then spoke up “You are all here to witness the creation of a new team; one that is sure to change the face of the sport as it exists today.   It is my pleasure to introduce you to ‘Prestige Inc.’. They will be a force to be reckoned with.  Now stand up and honor this team who deserves nothing short than your unyielding adulation.” 

People stood up and booed and hissed and some even took to throwing stuff into the ring.

Donnie B then comes out to interrupt.  “Well, this is special. Before you all get cozy and such, I am here to issue a challenge for the remaining spot for the European title.  In fact, I would like to have it right here against the current champion Magnus.”  Master Bull then came out.  “Yes, I agree that the match needs to happen now and I want all the member of Prestige to remain at ringside.  But here is the kicker, if ANY of you interfere in any way, shape or form, including you, Mr. Elitist, there will be immediately disqualification and the match will automatically go to Donnie B.  Now, with that out of the way, let’s get this match started.”

Magnus began with an armwringer but Donnie B hit a neckbreaker an a 1 count on his pin attempt.  Donnie B then hit the Guerrero stomp on the champ and nails a clothesline.    Magnus hits a bodyslam but then gets tossed out of the ring.  He makes it back in at 8.  Magnus hits some British stomps but DB hits another neckbreaker and another 1 count.  Magnus ends the offense of DB with a nasty forearm uppercut and a toe kick to the midsection.  DB then tosses Magnus out of the ring and he is back in at 5.  Magnus hits another arm wringer and Donnie B hits a DDT.  Magnus gets DB up for a spinning Samoan drop but it is reversed into another DDT.  Magnus tries for a forearm uppercut but Donnie B gets out of the way.  He then hits a neckbreaker for a 2 count.   Magnus hits a flying knee smash but DB battles back with a flying dropkick. Magnus looks to be out of it.  Donnie B hits a DDT and makes the cover.  The ref counts 1…2…and just before the 3 count, Reid and Sandow jump on the apron and begin to beat down on Donnie B.  The ref calls for the DQ and awards the match to Donnie B.  All of a sudden, Mike “the Axe” Medley, BJ Whitmer and Mike Bennett hit the ring and clear Prestige Inc from the ring.

This brought out Master Bull again.  “I told you that if you interfered in this match that this would happen.  Now, because of this, Donnie B, you are next in line for a shot at Magnus’ title.  In fact, it will happen at the next show. 

 The next newsletter will have a face to face interview between MW3 and Mr. Wrestling 4.  This is expected to be a true slobberknocker.

More to come.  Stay tuned.