Hello everyone
and welcome to our PPV Great American Bash.
We are coming to you live from HOTlanta, GA; home to many American icons
such as the Atlanta Braves; the Fabulous Freebirds and our guest of honor, the
one and only Abdullah the Butcher! Abby
comes out dressed to the hilt in a 3 piece suit. As he walks down towards the ring, he shakes
hands with a fan but then pretends to bite him.
Ha, Ha, what a funny guy. He makes
his way to the ring, gets in and the proceeds to remove his jacket. He removes his shirt and pants and is wearing
his old ring gear (I’m sure it’s been washed; don’t be gross). He starts hitting himself in the head (for
those of you who don’t know who Abdullah the Butcher is, google some images)
and starts to gush blood. Yep, that’s
Abdullah for you. He picks up a mic.
“Hello
Atlanta!. The Butcher is here live and
in person. You are in for a great
evenings worth of entertainment so stick around and enjoy everything the HWF
and CSWA have to offer. After the show, be sure to come down to my restaurant –
Abdullah the Butchers House of Ribs and Chinese Food. Greatest cuisine this side of the
Mississippi.” He gets a good pop. “Without further ado, here is the HWF and
CSWA General Manager – Hulk Hogan.”
Hogan comes out
to the booing of the crowd. He was going
to head to the ring but then stopped, glared at the fans and walked back to the
top of the ramp. “All of you, what did
Heenan call you, Humanoids need to settle down and sit your asses every 16” or
this show is over.” The fans booed him
even worse. “Fine, the show is over and
you are all to blame.” New music hits
and out comes part owner Jeff Meyers.
Mr. Meyers walks over and takes the mic from Hogan. “Hulk, settle down. The show is not being cancelled. Atlanta is such a hotbed that the fans here
will just BLOW the roof of this joint.”
With that, the fans made the loudest pop of the night. “That, Hulk, is how you get this party
started. With that said, let’s get this
show on the road.” Pyro goes off as Mr.
Meyers escorts Hogan off stage.
The show begins backstage with Rocky Lapetus
talking to Hogan. “Mr. GM, I’m not
allowed in the ring but Reid wants me there.
If I have to get back in the ring, I request it be made a handicap
match.” Hogan, not missing a beat, says
“Granted” before walking away. Rocky
finds Psycho Jack Hercules and fills him in on the plan. “Be sure to finish the job this time.” Jack nodded and they both went to the ring.
Match #1 is Reid
Rothchild taking on Rocky Lapetus and Psycho Jack Hercules in a handicap
match. Reid rand down to the ring and
immediately went after Rocky but he tagged in Psycho Jack. Reid took out his frustrations on Jack. It
wasn’t until Jack got in a lucky shot that Rocky got in the ring. Both men stomped on Reid and dragged him to
the outside. Both men double teamed Reid
and even hit a spike piledriver on the padded floor. Jack got back in the ring as soon as the ref
counted to 10 at 13:35. Jack and Rocky
Lapetus get the countout win. Diva’s
champion Ravishing Raquel ran down and grabbed a steel chair. Reid must have taken care not to get hurt too
bad as he was already up. He took the
chair from Raquel and leveled both Rocky and Psycho Jack with it. He picks up Psycho Jack and nails a Rothchild
Stunner. He then locks Rocky in the
Flair Figure Four and would not let go.
Rocky screamed in pain and it wasn’t until Raquel asked him to stop did
Reid let up. Reid and Raquel left to the
cheering of the fans with both of their titles held high and Rocky and Jack had
to be helped to the back.
Backstage,
Undertaker is being interviewed. Short
and Sweet – Undertaker says Angle will rest in peace. Bray Wyatt then walked into the picture and
Undertaker lost his composure. Bray
smiled as he walked away.
Up next is
Prestige Inc members King Damian Sandow and Magnus taking on Heath Slater and
Bully Ray. Heath thought he was being smart so he let Bully start the
match. Unfortunately for him, Bully is
much smarter and he immediately tagged Slater in much to his amazement. Bully then stepped down and backed away from
the ring. After 14 minutes of an
asskicking, Sandow gets the pin after a running knee drop smash. After the match, Bully brings a table into
the ring and hits Slater with a Bubba Bomb through the table. He then picked up a mic and yelled “No one
tells me what to do.” He dropped the mic
on Slater and as he was getting ready to leave, RVD ran down and brawled with
Bully and they fought all the way to the back.
Next on the card
is Rockstar Spud taking on the Caped Crusader.
The match saw Spud lie, cheat and steal throughout the entire match
until at the 10 minute mark, he nails the Wam!Bam!Pow! and rolls up Spud for
the 1, 2, 3. After the match, Mark Henry
came out and congratulated the Crusader…before nailing a devastating powerslam. Cheers turned to boos and Henry yelled “I don’t
need no costumed freak interfering in my matches.” Henry left the ring as backstage help came
out to assist the Crusader.
The show
continues to move along as Cactus Jackie makes her way out. She yells at a few of the fans on her way to
the ring. She grabs a mic once she gets
in the ring. “I am the ULTIMATE Diva
here and I WILL take that title that so rightfully belongs to me. Let’s go Raquel, I don’t have all day.”
The music hits and
out comes Ravishing Raquel with the Elitist Reid Rothchild escorting her to the
ring. She holds her title high which just seems to infuriate Jackie. Raquel is in the ring and she grabs the mic
from Jackie. “To blatantly steal someone
else’s catchphrase, ‘The Champ is Here’.
Jackie, I told you to bring you A-game as I don’t want you to have any
excuses. No one calls me out. Let’s get this match underway.
Just as the match
begins, Jackie tosses Raquel out of the ring and then rams her stomach first
into the steel steps and then to the outside of the ring bruising her
ribs. She drags her back into the ring and
6 minutes later, locks in the desert stretch.
Raquel taps out. The first fall
goes to Jackie. The bell rings again and
Raquel battles back with fierce determination.
Jackie wouldn’t let up until at the 22 minute mark, Raquel hits the “Simply
Ravishing” and scores the 2nd fall.
Before the bell rings, CWO members Pick and the Axe make their way to
ringside where they surround and attack Reid.
They take him down and as Raquel was going for a moonsault, the Pick
gets up and pushes her off the top rope.
Jackie immediately picks her up and locks in the Cactus Clutch. Raquel ends up passing out (ala Stone Cold vs
Bret Hart) and the ref awards the match and the Diva’s title to the NEW
CHAMPION Cactus Jackie. Jackie
celebrates in the ring and even plants a big ol’ kiss right on Dirk Devon. He blushes and Pick, Axe and Jackie all leave
together.
We cut to the
back where Bray Wyatt is talking with his Warriors. “My brothers, Sister Abigail has proclaimed
that we all walk out champions. This is
the time to shine as our time is now. We
will be victorious and we shall have the whole wide world in our hands.” Wyatt smiles as his team heads to the ring.
Next up is a
battle between the CWO’s A-Team (Antonio Cesaro, Austin Aries and Alberto Del
Rio) taking on Wyatt’s Warriors (Centurion, Warrior of Truth and the Super
Warrior). The Warriors come out first
followed by the 6-man tag team champions.
Before the match could begin, Hulk Hogan comes out and says that this
match will be the best of 3 falls – winner takes all. He then walks up to Aries and hands him
something. We hear Hogan whisper “You
know what to do”. The A-team controlled
the entire match and in 18 minutes, Aries nails a 450 splash on Truth to secure
the first fall. The next round goes 16 ½ minutes and is dominated by the
champions. Aries managed to handcuff Bray, SW and Truth to the ringside barrier
while they all beat down on Centurion. A
beaten and bloody Roman Warrior is hurled out of the ring where is is unable to
make it back in before the 10 count awarding the match to the retaining champs –
The A-Team. After the match, the ref
managed to get everyone un-cuffed and they helped Centurion to the back. Yep, looks like he’s gonna need some
stitches.
Next up is a
rematch for the World Tag team titles with CWO members Pick and the Axe
defending against former champs and members of the 719 Cartel VamChango. The champs are accompanied by the new Diva’s
champion Cactus Jackie. The champs looks
a bit rusty as the challengers owned the entire match. This first fall went 23 minutes and was
awarded to VamChango after Vampiro hits the Axe with the Quan Jue. Before the 2nd fall could begin,
CWO members the A-Team came back out.
This of course brought out the rest of the 719 Cartel (except for the Mexicali
Flyers as Hogan took them off TV so they could get themselves back into shape –
they looked bad). The Cartel ended up
chasing off the A-Team and the Diva’s Champion leaving no outside interference. Vampiro hits the 5 point palm explosion on
Axe and El Chango tosses him from the ring.
Axe cannot get up even with the help of Dirk. Axe ends up getting counted out and with that,
we have NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS – VAMCHANGO!!! The Cartel comes down and celebrates with the
new champs and they all leave together.
As we are
winding down, we are getting into our main events. The first is Undertaker defending the CSWA
World Title against Kurt Angle. The
Undertaker was just too much for the Olympic hero and after 11 minutes, Kurt
ends up getting counted out (he took a second too long to get back in the ring). The next fall was super short as Undertaker
immediately locks Angle in a Triangle choke in the middle of the ring. Angle, with nowhere to go, taps out. Undertaker retains his title. Music hits and out walks the HWF World
Champion Bray Wyatt. “You know
Undertaker, Sister Abigail told me that I should come out here now and challenge
you for the Undisputed title; after all, I am a World Champion and we ARE on a
PPV. How about this. If I win, you
become a member of Wyatt’s Warriors. If
you win, you get a rematch for this title.”
This brings out GM Hulk Hogan. “Listen
here brother, no one but me makes matches.
However, I like the sound of that.
The main event tonight will be Wyatt vs Undertaker with the stipulation
that if Bray wins, Undertaker must become a member of Wyatt’s Warriors; If
Undertaker wins, he gets a rematch for the HWF World title. It will be one
fall.”
Our 2nd
to final match is Brock Lesnar taking on Bobby Lashley in a last man standing
match with Lights Out rules. This match
had everyone on their feet for the entire 33 minute battle. This match was about as evenly matched as it
could get (the final score was 212 to 213).
Bobby begins with a kidney punch that Brock absorbed. Bobby then smashes Brock’s head into the
ringpost. Brock answers the count at
5. Bobby goes for a spinebuster but
Brock hits a press and slam for a 1 count.
Bobby tries for the full nelson lift and slam but Brock hits another press
& slam for a 2 count. Brock tosses
Bobby to the outside but he’s back in at 7.
Bobby nails a kick to the gut on Brock who nails an f-5. Bobby rolls out and pulls Brock out. He nails a piledriver on the concrete. Lesnar is up at 7. Bobby hits a clothesline and Brock this a
monkey flip and then tosses Bobby out of the ring. Bobby pulls Brock out and they both fight on
the outside of the ring. Brock hits a
clothesline but is then tossed out again.
Bobby calls for the Dominator but Brock nullifies it. Both men attempt a double haymaker and they
both go down. They eventually get up
and Bobby whacks Brock with a steel Chair.
Brock shrugs it off and smashed Bobby’s head into the ringpost. Bobby recovers and nails a Dominator but
Brock kicks out. Brock hits a press
& slam for a 2 count. Bobby hits
another Dominator but is unable to make the cover. After another
double haymaker takes both men out of the ring, Bobby hits another piledriver on
the concrete. Brock is up pretty
quick. Bobby goes for another Dominator
but Brock nullifies it. Brock whallops
Bobby with the steel ring steps. Bobby
looks to be injured. Brock nails a
powerbomb and then goes out and brings in a table. Just as soon as it was set up, Bobby nails a
spinebuster right through the table. The
ref makes the count to 3 and then continues to see if Brock gets up. 4…5…6….7….8….9…10. Brock is counted as down and the match (and a
hell of one at that) is awarded to Bobby Lashley.
Not sure how
they’ll top this next one but Bray Wyatt is taking on the Undertaker for the Undisputed
Heavyweight title. Before the match
begins, Hogan comes out and says that this will be a Chamber of Horror
match.
The Undertaker executes a THROAT CHOKE....
Bray Wyatt executes a SCOOP POWERSLAM....
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Bray Wyatt executes a LIFTING FOREARM SMASH....
The Undertaker attempts to defend against LIFTING FOREARM SMASH but
is unsuccessful.
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Bray Wyatt executes a LIFTING FOREARM SMASH....
The Undertaker absorbs the punishment.
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Bray Wyatt executes a REAR CHINLOCK....
The Undertaker attempts to defend against REAR CHINLOCK but is
unsuccessful.
Bray Wyatt is attempting a pin!!!
1...
The Undertaker kicks out of the pin!
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The Undertaker executes a THROAT CHOKE....
Bray Wyatt absorbs the punishment.
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The Undertaker executes a HIT WITH URN....
Bray Wyatt executes a LIFTING SIDESLAM....
Bray Wyatt is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
The Undertaker kicks out of the pin!
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The Undertaker executes a THROW OUT OF RING....
Bray Wyatt executes a REAR CHINLOCK. And follows it up with a DDT
on the concrete floor.
Bray Wyatt is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
The Undertaker was pinned by Bray Wyatt!!!
Bray Wyatt is attempting to put his opponent in the Chair of
Torture!
Bray Wyatt puts his opponent in the Chair of Torture!
Bray
Wyatt wins with a Chamber of Horrors Electrocution over The Undertaker!!!
HOLY CRAP! Bray Wyatt has just defeated the Undertaker
for the Undisputed Heavyweight title and now, Undertaker is a member of Wyatt’s
Warriors.
I’m sure there
will be ton of fallout on this so stay tuned.
