Sunday, May 29, 2016

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 – #475


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  We’ve officially dropped the names HWF and CSWA as time has expired for us using them.  Today’s show is all about tag teams and the hardcore title tournaments.  Let’s get right to the action.

Tag Team
Round 1
Steel Curtain def. Adam Jameson & Billy Robbins
Muscles McGuire & Weasley def. Niven & Leiton Snake
The Ryzing Storm (Travis & Terra) def. Ferb & Junior Huber.  Junior got distracted when a “Zeke” chant started.
The Smashers (w/MJ) def. Butch Huber & Wilber Townsend
The Savior & Drew def. Bruce Biltmore & the Hollywood Star
Outback Oscar & the Crocodile Hunter def. Ivan Dragovich & Iron Cross
Handsome Hernandez & Wendell Hammerschmidt def the Desperados after the Stache came out and caused a distraction.
Superquake Ferguson & Angry Jack Lawson def. Baron von Blood & Karl Braun

Round 2
The Muscles WEASLED a win over the Steel Curtain
The Smashers (w/ MJ) DESTROYED the Ryzing Storm
Drew & the Savior def. Outback Oscar & the Crocodile Hunter
Superquake & Angry Jack def. Handsome Hernandez & Wendell Hammerschmidt

Round 3
The Smashers (w/MJ) def. Muscles Weasley & McGuire
The Savior & Drew def. Superquake & Angry Jack.

That leaves the Canadians taking on the Smashers at the PPV to see who becomes the new tag team champs.

Next, we cover the Hardcore title action

Round 1
Reid Rothchild drew a bye (thanks to his manager)
Niven Snake def. Terra Ryzing
Ferb Huber def. the Wraith
Wilber Townsend def the Iron Cross
Biceps Bannerman drew a bye
Magnum Kone and Smasher #1 went to a draw. 
Billy Robbins drew a bye
Jesse California def. Outback Oscar
Adam Jameson drew a bye
Superstar Chic Monroe def. Muscles McGuire
El Chango def. the Hollywood Star
Leiton Snake def. Wendell Hammerschmidt
Baron von Blood drew a bye
Superquake Ferguson flattened Phat Sol after Phat got knocked out by Jerry Saunders
The Fiend (w/ Master Bull) def. Dr. Red Fang. 
The Stache def his former teammate Leon Teremoto
Red Hot Lucas Johnston drew a bye
Muscles Weasley def. Muscles Thorpe.  Thorpe was not happy but both men put on their unicorn horns and ran around the ring much to the delight of the kids.
Handsome Hernandez def. the Shockmaster
Jerry Saunders def. Bruce Biltmore
Butch Huber drew a bye
Sonic Blade def. Mr. Wrestling V
Buzz Steel drew a bye
Travis Ryzing def. Ivan Dragovich
The Ragin Cajun Rad Gumbo drew a bye
Smasher #2 (w/ MJ) def. Perfect Pecs Stoddard
The Savior (with Master Bull) def. Dude USA
King CJ def. the Crocodile Hunter
Angry Jack Lawson drew a bye
Starbuck Steel def. Junior Huber
Drew the Canadian Love Machine def. the Axe
Tobias Snake def. Karl Braun

Round 2
Reid Rothchild def Niven Snake
Ferb Huber def his cousin Wilber Townsend.  Wilber was NOT happy.
Biceps Bannerman drew another bye
Billy Robbins def. Jesse California
Chic Monroe def. Adam Jameson
Leiton Snake def. El Chango
Baron von Blood def. Superquake Ferguson
The Fiend def. the Stache (after El Chango interfered)
Lucas Johnston def. Muscles Weasley
Handsome Hernandex & Jerry Saunders ended in a draw.  After the match, Phat Sol attacked Saunders.
Sonic Blade def. Butch Huber
Travis Ryzing def. Buzz Steel
Rad Gumbo def. Smasher #2
King CJ def. The Savior
Starbuck Steel def. Angry Jack
Drew, the CLM def. Tobias Snake

Round 3
Reid Rothchild and Ferb Huber went to a draw
Biceps Bannerman def. Billy Robbins
Leiton Snake def. Chic Monroe
Baron von Blood def. the Fiend
Lucas Johnston drew a bye
Sonic Blade def. Travis Ryzing
Rad Gumbo upset King CJ.  CJ was NOT a happy camper
Drew, the CLM def. Starbuck Steel

Round 4
Due to a bye, Biceps Bannerman advanced to the next round
Leiton Snake def. Baron von Blood
Lucas Johnston and Sonic Blade went to a draw
Drew def. Rad Gumbo

Round 5
Leiton Snake def Biceps Bannerman
Drew the Canadian Love Machine advanced on a bye

That brings this one to a close.  Drew will take on Leiton Snake to see who becomes the New Hardcore Champion.


That is all for now.  Stay tuned as the action is sure to continue.

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #474 - Get to know:


Hello fans and welcome back to the HCW:  Get to know segment.  Today, we have a large group of individuals to introduce to you.

First, we start with the Townsend/Huber Clan.  Wilber Townsend and his clan hail from the Deep Woods in Arkansas.  Wilber is very creepy looking (appears to not know what a razor is).  He has his little cousin Emerson “Turnip” Townsend tagging along (think a cross between Spike Dudley & Chris Von Erich). Turnip is too small to be a wrestler and would just get killed if he stepped foot in the ring.   Nothing short of a “super soldier serum” would help him out at all.  Poor guy. Wilber, on the other hand, is a bit portly but he knows how to handle himself in the ring.  He speaks in monologues and reminds me of something out of the movie “Deliverance”.

The Hubers are cousins of Wilber and are just as creepy looking.  Ferb Huber, Butch Huber and “Mountain Man” Junior Huber make up the trio.  Junior’s real name is Zeke but he hates that name and prefers Junior instead.  Butch is the older sibling with Junior being the youngest.  These guys are just brutes and blindly take their orders from Wilber.  They excel in 6 man tag team action and will prove to be a team to be reckoned with.

From “The Big Top” in Circustown, USA, we have the Muscles Family.  Muscles McGuire, Thorpe and Weasley round out this trio.  These guys will most likely be the comedy relief of the HCW and draw laughs and applause from the crowds wherever they go.  They like to run around wearing rainbow colored bull horns on their heads.  The kids seem to love them so we’re thinking they may be a cash cow when it comes to merchandising.  We’ve seen them in action too and their opponents should not take them lightly.


The next bunch of guys were found locally and, although not an official team, they are referred to as “The California Connection”. First, we have “Dude USA” Mick Rude:  Dude U.S.A. 6'½" tall and 269#. Kind of a Dude Love rip off with a Ravishing Rick Rude finisher aptly named "The Dude Awakening".  Next we have Jesse California.  Jesse is a pretty boy with a sculpted physique.  He claims to have been held back in other federations but says that will not happen here.  Jesse says he’s bringing his A-Game and promises to win gold.  The Gold Standard Bruce Biltmore and his partner The Hollywood Star both hail from Hollywood, CA and dress in gold outfits.  They too are a bit on the odd side as they use their physical appearance to throw their opponents off their game and then capitalize with their talent. 

Two of our newest female members include (f) Jazz Emmett who hails from NY and has trained with some of the greats such as Trish Status and Lita.  (f) Kimberly Kiccass is a protégé of bombshell Gail Kim.  Kimberly trained in Hawaii and comes with a lot of experience under her belt.  She is eager to showcase her talents.

Newly turned manager Master Bull has finalized the contracts with the Savior & Drew the Canadian Love Machine and in a surprising turn of events, included the Fiend.  Bull adds these three to his #1 draft pick “The Elitist” Reid Rothchild.  Bull says that just because he manages all four men does not mean all will become part of a faction like Prestige Inc. was.  Bull wants to keep Reid and the Fiend in singles action only and will concentrate his efforts to bring the Canadian Express (his words, not ours) to tag team glory.  If tag team gold eludes them, he is not against taking them into singles territory.  Bull says the Fiend, the Savior and Drew will be referred to as “The Static Age” when teaming together.


That is all for now.  Stay tuned as we work our way to crowning new champs.

Sunday, May 22, 2016

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 – #473


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Today we continue the path to crown new HCW champions.  On today’s program, we post the results from the TV and 6 Man tournaments.

Round 1
King CJ gets a bye
Sonic Blade def. Starbuck Steel
Baron von Blood gets a bye
The Ragin Cajun Rad Gumbo gets a bye
Adam Jameson gets a bye
Muscles Thorpe def. the Shockmaster
Red Hot Lucas Johnston gets a bye
The Stache def. Muscles McGuire
Ivan Dragovich gets a bye
Phat Sol and the Fiend are both eliminated (Jerry Saunders got involved)
Dude USA gets a bye
Wendell Hammerschmidt def. Leiton Snake
Iron Cross gets a bye
Perfect Pecs Stoddard & the Gold Standard Bruce Biltmore are both eliminated
El Chango gets a bye
Travis ‘Dark Storm’ Ryzing def. Leon Teremoto
Jesse California gets a bye
Superquake Ferguson def. Terra Ryzing
Biceps Bannerman gets a bye
Reid Rothchild gets a bye (again, thanks to his manager stepping up)
Angry Jack Lawson gets a bye
The Savior def. Muscles Weasley
Karl Braun gets a bye
Mr. Wrestling #5 def. the Wraith
Jerry Saunders gets a bye
The Crocodile Hunter def. Smasher #1
Butch Huber gets a bye
Wilber Townsend def. Dr. Red Fang
Handsome Hernandez gets a bye
Hollywood Star def. Niven Snake
Ferb Huber gets a bye
Tobias Snake def. Mountain Man Junior Huber

Round #2
Sonic Blade def. King CJ
Rad Gumbo def. Baron von Blood
Adam Jameson def. Muscles Thorpe
The Stache def. Lucas Johnston
Ivan Dragovich gets a bye
Dude USA def. Wendell Hammerschmidt
Iron Cross gets a bye
El Chango def. Travis Ryzing
Superquake Ferguson def. Jesse California
Reid Rothchild def.  Biceps Bannerman
Angry Jack Lawson def. the Savior
Mr. Wrestling #5 def. Karl Braun
Jerry Saunders def. the Crocodile Hunter
Wilber Townsend def. Butch Huber
Handsome Hernandez def. Hollywood Star
Ferb Huber def. Tobias Snake

Round #3
Rad Gumbo def. Sonic Balde
Adam Jameson def. the Stache
Ivan Dragovich HUMILIATED Dude USA before defeating him
Iron Cross def. El Chango
Reid Rothchild def. Superquake Ferguson
Mr. Wrestling #5 def. Angry Jack Lawson
Wilber Townsend def. Jerry Saunders after Phat Sol interfered
Handsome Hernandez def. Ferb Huber

Round #4
Adam Jameson def. Rad Gumbo
Ivan Dragovich def. Iron Cross
Reid Rothchild def. Mr. Wrestling #5
Handsome Hernandez def. Wilber Townsend

Round #5
Ivan Dragovich def. Adam Jameson
Reid Rothchild def. Handsome Hernandez

At the PPV, it will be Reid Rothchild vs Ivan Dragovich.
That is it for this.  The finals will take place at the PPV.


For the 6 Man tag match:

Round #1
The Steel Curtain & Biceps Bannerman get a bye
Axe, Dude USA & Jesse California def. Shockmaster & the Ryzing Storm
The 5th Column gets a bye
Reid Rothchild, the Savior and Drew the CLM def. the Huber clan
The Muscle Trio gets a bye
Stache, Crocodile Hunter & Outback Oscar def. Superquake Ferguson, Angry Jack & King CJ
Chic Monroe, Wendell Hammerschmidt & Billy Robbins gets a bye
The Desperados & Jerry Saunders def. the Snake Clan

Round #2
Steel Curtain & Biceps def. Axe, Dude USA & Jesse California
5th Column def. Reid, Savior & Drew
Stache, Croc Hunter & Oscar def. Muscles Trio
Chic, Wendell & Robbins def. the Desperados & Jerry Saunders after Phat Sol got involved again

Round #3
5th Column and the Steel Curtain/Biceps Bannerman goes to a bye
Chic, Wendell and Robbins def. the Stache, Croc & Oscar

Due to a double elimination between the 5th Column and the Steel Curtain/Biceps Bannerman, the team of Chic Monroe, Wendell Hammerschmidt & Billy Robbins advance right to the championship.  However, Max says he in good conscious can’t let this happen and sets up a rematch between the 5th Column and the Steel Curtain/Bannerman again and the winner of that match will go on to fight for the championship at the PPV.

The Steel Curtain & Biceps Bannerman def. the 5th Column to advance to the finals (despite interference from both manager Ant Graham and Ivan Dragovich) to face Chic, Wendell &Robbins.


That is it for this show.  Be sure to tune back in as there are more championships to be determined.

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 (formerly the HWF/CSWA) – #472 - Get to know:


Hello fans and welcome to our first edition of HCW:  Get to know.  On this show, we’ll begin introducing our newest additions to the HCW family.  First, we start off with the team known as The 5th Column led by their manager Ant Graham. 

What we know about Ant Graham is that he hails from Berlin, Germany and he’s been involved in the wrestling world in some way, shape or form for over two decades.  When Mr. Bychowski got to Europe, he was immediately approached by Ant Graham who said he has the greatest team of all time and invited Mr. B to take a look at the 5th Column.

Karl Braun stands 6' and weighs 219#.  He is the creator of the 5th Column faction.  Upon seeing Schmitt and Zimmerman in action, he renamed them and indoctrinated them (brainwashed?) them into standing with him.

Reinhardt Schmitt A.K.A. Baron Von Blooded stands 6'5" and weighs 251#.  Upon signing a contract, he changed his name to Baron Von Blood because he says “that is all American schweinhund (translated to “pig dog”) want to see…blood.”

Oswald Zimmermann A.K.A. Iron Cross stands 6'6"and weighs 260#.  Oswald was recruited to the team by Karl Braun after seeing him in action bludgeoning an opponent with an iron cross.  After his indoctrination, he was rebranded as Iron Cross and had been the “enforcer” of the team.

All three hail from the Eastern part of Germany and don’t seem to like anyone not in their inner circle.  Ant also managed a wrestler from Russia by the name of Ivan Dragovich and he was an easy addition to their team.  Ivan competed in World Strongman tournaments but made his way into wrestling. 

Also from Germany is Wendell Hammerschmidt.  Wendell hails from Western Germany and even though he and the 5th Column all hail from the same country, their views are completely opposite.  Wendell wants nothing to do with them and does his best to steer clear from the chaos they cause. (f) Sarona Reiher also hails from Western Germany and she has participated in bodybuilding competitions throughout Europe.

Hailing from CSWA’s origins of Colorado Springs, CO, we have Biceps Bannerman.  Biceps is frickin huge.  This guy really reminds me of Bobby Lashley.  Mr. Meyers, while scouting the US for more talent, came across this guy and immediately signed him.  An interesting note is that as soon as he walked in backstage, the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel) approached him and invited him to join with then in the 6 man competition.

Then we have Angry Jack Lawson.  This guy, like his name implies, always seems to be angry and has lots of issues.  He was heading down a very bad path until Master Bull discovered him.  He offered Jack an outlet to take out his frustrations and make some money at the same time.  When asked if Master Bull would manage him, he said “no because he’s too unstable”.  And Bull brought him HERE…really.

Finally, we have the twins Felicia & Betsy Cummings.  These two are from the posh streets of Stamford, CT. These two had a short lived reality TV show and after “breaking” from the family fortune, they opted to give wrestling a try.


That is all for this episode.  More to come so stay tuned.

Monday, May 16, 2016

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 (formerly the HWF/CSWA) – #471 - New Beginnings!


Hello fans and welcome to the ALL NEW HCW – Heritage Championship Wrestling.  We will be coming to you on a regular basis from our new home located in Phoenix, Arizona.  The owners Mr. Bychowski and Mr. Meyers alongside GM Max McGillicutty welcome the fans here as well as those tuning in on TV.  Mr. B says that the three of them, along with former GM Master Bull, went globally to find new talent and DAMN, did they ever!    We will be introducing all the newest additions to the HCW here shortly but have a few things to note.

After the success of Wrestlemania in Phoenix, we knew that Arizona was going to be our new home.  Multiple Arizona cities including Mesa, Glendale, and Tucson all bid to become the new home for the HCW but Phoenix eventually won out.

A new rule has been added that if a champion loses their belt on their first title defense, they are NOT entitled to a rematch.  Also, since the 6 man championship is a trophy and not a title, those who hold it are exempt from the multiple title rule.  The 6 man trophy will be defended 3x a year.

Jerry Saunders, Fang’s cameraman and long-time nemesis of Phat Sol dating back to high school, has requested a wrestler’s contract.  Once it was seen what he can do, it was granted.  I’m sure he and Phat Sol will be facing off soon.

The Owners remind everyone that the existing talent will only be enhanced with their new finds.  They then leave the stage and GM Max then introduces the new faces to the fans of HCW.  

From Germany
Baron Von Blood (Reinhardt Schmitt)
Karl Braun
Iron Cross (Oswald Zimmerman)
Wendell Hammerschmidt
(f) Sarona Reiher

Baron Von Blood takes the mic and calls the fans here stupid and ignorant.  He tells us that his team consisting of himself, Karl Braun and Iron Cross will be part of a new stable called the 5th Column.  Blood introduces the man who will manage this team – Ant Graham.  Baron then invites fellow German Wendell Hammerschmidt to join them and after Wendell declines, the 5th Column attack him.  Ant takes the mic and says Wendell was never the right material for the 5th Column so he brought one of his own.  He then introduces:

From Russia
Ivan Dragovich – Ivan joins with the Germans to complete the team of the 5th Column. 

Ant Graham stands with his team and then they all depart.

Max continues with the introductions

From Australia
Outback Oscar
The Crocodile Hunter

From “The Deep Woods”, AR
Wilber Townsend (accompanied by his young cousin Emerson “Turnip” Townsend)
Butch Huber
Ferb Huber
Mountain Man Junior Huber (real name Zeke but he prefers Junior instead)

From “Badstreet USA” (yes, they are from the same streets as the Fabulous Freebirds)
Leiton Snake
Niven Snake
Tobias Snake

From “The Big Top”, Circustown, USA
Muscles McGuire
Muscles Thorpe
Muscles Weasley

From California:
“Dude USA” Mick Rude
Jesse California
The Gold Standard Bruce Biltmore
The Hollywood Star

From Spain
“The Aristocrat” Handsome Hernandez
(f) El Gato Negro (The Black Cat)

From the Celtic Islands
(f) The Duchess

An altercation occurred after El Gato Negro got into the Duchess’ face and the two (for some unknown reason) almost came to blows.  They had to be separated.

From England
(f) The British Crippler
(f) Queen Beckett
(f) Lady Hermann
Superstar Chic Monroe

From Japan
Perfect Pecs Stoddard
Superquake Ferguson
Smasher #1
Smasher #2

Max then introduces
Adam Jameson
Angry Jack Lawson
Biceps Bannerman (From CSWA’s old stomping grounds of Colorado Springs, CO)
Billy Robbins
Jerry Saunders (Dr. Red Fang’s cameraman)
The Shockmaster


Additional Ladies
Betsy Cummings
Felicia Cummings
Jazz Emmett
Kimberly Kiccsass
Lexy Flex
Missy Chick

Max then introduces the HCW world to Master Bull, a newly appointed manager within the HCW.  Bull states that he has signed on to be the manager for “the Elitist” Reid Rothchild and is finalizing the contracts of The Savior and Drew, the Canadian Love Machine.  Existing manager MJ (formerly managed the Ascension) storms out and says that he too will be managing but won’t make a decision until he sees how everyone performs.  He then storms off stage.

After the introductions were completed, Max says that two tournaments will take place tonight leaving the final two of each tournament to fight at the June PPV Independence Day Breakdown for the new championships.  The two tournaments tonight will be the World and Ladies tournaments.  There will be 5 minute matches and the person with the best performance will advance.

1st Round
Reid Rothchild (through shrewd dealings of his manager, drew a bye)
Smasher #1 def Muscles Weasley
Mountain Man Junior Huber def the Savior (Master Bull was not present yet as the contracts aren’t finished)
Mr. Wrestling #5 and Tobias Snake went to a draw
Adam Jameson drew a bye
Buzz Steel def Superstar Chic Monroe
Billy Robbins drew a bye
Starbuck Steel def “the Ragin Cajun” Rad Gumbo
Handsome Hernandez drew a bye
Drew, the CLM def the Shockmaster
Karl Braun def The Gold Standard Bruce Biltmore
Perfect Pecs Stoddard def Muscles McGuire
Red Hot Lucas Johnston drew a bye
Outback Oscar def Superquake Ferguson
Terra Ryzing def Iron Cross (Oswald Zimmerman)
The Crocodile Hunter def. Niven Snake
Baron Von Blood drew a bye
The Axe def. Magnum Kone
Leon Teremoto def the Hollywood Star
Jerry Saunders def the Wraith
Ivan Dragovich drew a bye
Sonic Blade def. Ferb Huber
Leiton Snake drew a bye
Dude USA Mick Rude def. Wendell Hammerschmidt
Biceps Bannerman drew a bye
Jesse California def. Wilber Townsend
King CJ def the Fiend
The Stache def Phat Sol (after Jerry Saunders blasted him with a chair)
Butch Huber drew a bye
Smasher #2 def. Dr. Red Fang
Muscles Thorpe def. Angry Jack Lawton
El Chango & Travis “Dark Storm” Ryzing went to a draw

Round Two
Reid Rothchild def. Smasher #1
Mountain Man Junior Huber advanced via a bye
Buzz Steel def. Adam Jameson
Starbuck Steel def. Billy Robbins
Drew, the CLM def. Handsome Hernandez
Perfect Pecs Stoddard def. Karl Braun
Outback Oscar def. Red Hot Lucas Johnston
Terra Ryzing def. the Crocodile Hunter
The Axe def. Baron Von Blood
Jerry Saunders def. Leon Teremoto
Sonic Blade def. Ivan Dragovich
Dude USA def. Leiton Snake
Biceps Bannerman def. Jesse California
King CJ def. the Stache
Smasher #2 def. Butch Huber
Muscles Thorpe advanced due to a bye

Round 3
Reid Rothchild def. Mountain Man Junior Huber
Buzz Steel def. Starbuck Steel
Perfect Pecs Stoddard def. Drew the CLM
Outback Oscar def. Terra Ryzing
Axe def. Jerry Saunders after Phat Sol hit Saunders with a chair
Dude USA def. Sonic Blade
Biceps Bannerman def. King CJ
Smasher #2 def. Muscles Thorpe

Round 4
Buzz Steel def. Reid Rothchild
Outback Oscar def. Perfect Pecs Stoddard
Axe def. Dude USA
Smasher #2 def. Biceps Bannerman

Round 5
Outback Oscar def. Buzz Steel
Axe def. Smasher #2

At the PPV, it will be Outback Oscar vs the Axe.
This one is done until the PPV.

The Ladies Tournament went like this:

Round 1
Southern Belle def. Betsy Cummings
Madame Jade def. Missy Chick
Kimberly Kiccass def. Taylor Bella
Felicia Cummings def. Sarona Reiher
El Gato Negro def. the Duchess
Lexy Flexx def. Queen Beckett
The British Crippler def. Jazz Emmett
Ravishing Raquel def. Lady Hermann

Round 2
Madame Jade def. Southern Belle
Kimberly Kiccass def. Felicia Cummings
El Gato Negro and Lexy Flexx ended in a draw.  Afterwards, the Dutchess attacked El Gato Negro and they fought to the back.
The British Crippler def. Ravishing Raquel

Round 3
Kimberly Kiccass def. Madame Jade
The British Crippler advances due to a bye

At the PPV, it will be the British Crippler vs Kimberly Kiccass.
This one is done until the PPV.


With that, we have 2 matches set for the PPV.  There will be more transpiring over the next few weeks and at the Independence Day Beatdown PPV, we will crown all new champions.  Stay tuned as this new ride is only getting started.

Tuesday, May 3, 2016

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2016 – #470 – Is this the end of an era?


Hello fans and welcome back…to what’s left of our newsletter.  Well, that was a hell of a bombshell Stephanie McMahon and her husband Triple H dropped on the HWF/CSWA owners Mr. Bychowski, Mr. Meyers and GM Max McGillicutty.  With the owners in scramble mode to see how they can salvage their business, the three of them met behind closed doors for 24 hours.  Earlier today, they received a visitor.  It was none other than former GM Master Bull.  Bull presents the owners with a reimbursement check paying back all the money he embezzled (to cover his strip club habit) with interest.  Bull says that he understands the owner’s reluctance to believe what he says going forward but he says he’s cleaned up his act.  Bull tells Max he’s not here for the GM job but thinks he could contribute a lot to help them get out of the predicament they’ve been forced into.  Max thinks his input could be good for business. Former GM Hulk Hogan also showed up and he presented the owners with a check to reimburse what he skimmed.  Hogan says he’s recently come into money (some lawsuit or whatever) but says that he has no interest in resuming his post at all.  He shakes hands with everyone and then eventually leaves.  Management knows they need to act FAST to preserve what they have left.  Gardinia Blue, our forensic accountant/investigator (and legal expert) also joined in.  Master Bull was then called in to join the management team for another closed door session.

Clarkus Kentus just so happened to be onsite picking up his check when he was called into the meeting.  The owners tell Clarkus that he will be given exclusive information but it needs to be delivered at the right time and place.  Clarkus agrees to wait onsite for the details and leaves the room.

While the meeting was going on, the owners received a call from Vince McMahon.  Vince goes on to explain that Stephanie took charge of the contract negotiating between the Board and the HWF/CSWA and it was her and Triple H’s idea, not Vince or the Boards, to jack up the fees to 400%.  Vince was really pissed that Stephanie and HHH did this (he lost out on a LOT of royalties) and says he is revoking their “authority” and they will not have any say-so in any future dealings between the Board and the HWF/CSWA (or what’s left of them).  Vince says that he’s open to negotiations when the owners want to meet.  He apologizes for the fiasco that ensued.

After a few more hours of brainstorming, everyone emerged.  Mr. Bychowski provided Clarkus Kentus the details of what has been completed.  He is given permission to break the news to the public.

Here is what has been decided:

·         The new federation is called HCW (Heritage Championship Wrestling). 

·         Max McGillicutty will remain as GM

·         All HWF and CSWA champions will obviously be stripped of their HWF and CSWA titles and during the month of May, tournaments will be held to crown all new champions. The only person who gets to keep his “title” is King CJ.

·         There will be a World, US, TV, Ladies, Hardcore and Tag Team Champions.  The 6 man will become a trophy (like the Crockett Cup).  Tournaments will take place with the final 4 in each category fighting at “Independence Day Beatdown” to crown new champs.

·         No talent will be able to hold more than one title at a time; i.e. a Tag Team Champ cannot hold a singles title.

·         Stables that have more than 2 people in it will be able to enact the “Freebird Rule” (any two members of a team can represent and defend the belts).

·         Moving forward, all PPV names have to change. 
o   June will now host Independence Day Beatdown (formerly Great American Bash);
o   August will be Reign of Champions (formerly Clash of the Champions);
o   October will become Halloween Scream;
o   December will become Apocalypse (formerly Starcade). 
o   February and April 2017 PPV’s will be determined in the future.

·         HCW will have their “home” located in Phoenix, AZ.  They will limit their tours to the 4 Corners States but with agreements TBD with other states, they could potentially host shows on the road. 

·         The owners, Max and Master Bull will all head out for two weeks to find new talent to enhance the roster because there is no way they can do this with the limited staff left.  Acquisitions cannot be pilfered from major institutions.  There is a sense of urgency as the new brand will kick off mid-month.

·         For the first month after the creation of HCW, there will be one televised show and the second show will be a “Let’s get to know…” segment where we get to know the newest additions to our roster.


That is all we have for now.  We will return in two weeks for the birth of the HCW – Heritage Championship Wrestling.  Stay Tuned.   

RIP HWF and CSWA.  Thanks for all the great memories.

Sunday, May 1, 2016

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2016 – #469 – Wrestlemania Day 3


Hello fans and welcome back to Day 3 of WRESTLEMANIA!   We’ve brought you, the fans, two days of overwhelming action that has blown the roof off this place.  The fans are electric and today promises to be no different than the last two days. 

The show kicks off with taped footage of a limo arriving.  Vince McMahon, Stephanie and her husband WWE COO Triple H all get out of the limo.  Stephanie tells Vince to get back in the limo and that she’s got this.  Vince gets back in the limo as Triple H and Stephanie head inside.

GM Max McGillicutty is meeting with the owners in his office and Stephanie and Triple H barge in and interrupts the meeting and demands an answer.  Max asks how they got in and she says she outsmarted them all and has been here for some time.  The owners say the board will have their final decision by the end to tonight’s show.  Triple H demands all wrestlers on the roster be present at the end of the show.

Pyro goes off and the show begins.  Our first match will be for the Women’s Tag team titles.   The challengers, Taylor Bella and Madame Jade make their way out first and receive a decent reaction from the fans.  The champs – ½ of the Four Horsewomen – Charlotte Flair and Sasha Banks  - make their way out accompanied by members Bayley and Becky Lynch.  Sasha started off hitting Taylor with a sunset flip and Taylor retaliated by double teaming her with Jade.  Sasha was astonished.  After a few minutes of Taylor going to town, Jade gets tagged in and continues the onslaught until Sasha gets lucky enough to tag out to Charlotte after being beaten down for 10 minutes.  Charlotte then went on the offensive and with the help of Sasha, they took control of the match.  Taylor gets tagged in and nails a huge kneelift that forced Charlotte to tag out for safety.  Sasha is back in the ring and is once again fighting Madame Jade.  Jade drops her with a Jade breaker.  Charlotte then distracted Jade and Sasha locks Jade up with a Straight Jacket choke.  Jade faded fast.  Sasha then turned it into a pin and scored the 3 count.  Charlotte and Sasha retain the Women’s tag team titles in 17 ½ min.  After the match, Taylor went over and started to help Jade up and the two left the ring to the cheers from the fans.

Clarkus Kentus is in the back and he is interviewing Samoa Joe.  Joe says that Jericho may know a thing or two about submissions but HE is the Samoan Submission Machine.  He says Jericho WILL tap out tonight.

Larry Morton is elsewhere in the back and he is with Chris Jericho.  Jericho says he just heard what Joe had to say and said he’s delusional.  Jericho puts himself over as the greatest submission specialist EVER – better than Ric Flair, Bret Hart, John Cena…any of them (fans boo and it can be heard backstage).  He says that Joe will be the one to tap out and he can take that to the bank.

We head back to the ring for our next match which is for the 6 Man tag team titles.  First, the Forgotten (with the Undertaker) make their way out first.  Next, the champs – New Day (Kofi Kingston, Xavier Woods and Big E) head out and are acting all goofy.  They jog around the ring until they run into Undertaker and he just glares at them.  They stop having fun instantly and get all serious and get in the ring.  This match was nothing short of an embarrassment for the champs as the Forgotten totally owned them.  The only thing that saved them was their speed that was used to break up all the pin attempts.  This ass-kicking went on for 30 minutes and mercifully came to an end when the time limit bell rang.  An exhausted New Day tried to leave the ring but were stopped by the Undertaker.  Taker and Erick Rowan chased New Day back into the ring.  Taker nailed Big E with a Chokeslam from Hell.  He turned to Xavier Woods and hit him with the Last Ride.  Finally, Kofi was left by himself and after the Forgotten beat him down, they handed him to Undertaker who hit him TWICE with a Tombstone Piledriver.  The fans did not like seeing it end this way and booed the Forgotten and Undertaker.  They left the ring and New Day had to be helped out by shirts from the back.

We go to the back again and Larry Morton is with Reid Rothchild.  Reid is accompanied by Damian Sandow and Ravishing Raquel.   Reid says that the Wraith has been running around with HIS title and tonight, he finally takes it back.  Sandow remains silent as he’s still paranoid as to what is happening behind the scenes.  Raquel calls the Wraith a thief and tonight, the REAL Elitist Champion – Reid Rothchild – gets HIS title back.

Also backstage, Clarkus Kentus is with the Elitist Champion the Wraith.  Wraith laughs at the thought that Reid can even comprehend beating him.  He calls Reid a “waste and wannabe” and after tonight, Reid will NEVER….eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever get another shot at his title….AGAIN.  Clarkus asks him if he just stole someone else’s catchphrase and Wraith tells him to “zip it”.  He then walks off.

We go back to the ring for Match #3 which has Samoa Joe vs Chris Jericho in a match where the winner must win by submission.  Joe immediately blasts Chris with a running clothesline but Jericho sends him out of the ring for an 8 count.  Joe is back in and goes for a Rear Naked Choke but Chris hits a Lionsault instead.  Chris locks in the Walls of Jericho but Joe won’t tap.  Joe makes it to the ropes.  Chris goes out of the ring and pulls in microphone cord.  Joe stuns him with a headbutt and picks up the cord and wraps it around Chris’ neck choking him out.  Joe lets up and immediately locks in a Rear Naked Choke.  Chris flails around but Joe is not letting up.  Eventually Chris has to tap out.   Joe drops him and is awarded the match via Submission!  The Samoan Submission Machine lived up to his moniker.  Chris gets up and groggily leaves the ring as Joe celebrates and then leaves on his own.  (4 min)

US Champion Dr. Red Fang is backstage with his cameraman.  Fang says that all will fall before his might and these two scrubs – Johnston and the Phat Man (sounds like a bad tv show) will cower from his might and the destruction he will rain down will be nothing these two posers have ever experienced.

In the interview area, Larry Morton is with Phat Sol.  Phat says that Dr. Red Fang stole his title and he’s going to take it back.  When pressed about the cameraman who has been attacking him the last few shows, Phat said that he doesn’t know who it is or why they are doing it but he will also teach him a lesson.

Also backstage, Clarkus Kentus is with Red Hot Lucas Johnston.  Johnston says that Phat Sol did get screwed by Dr. Red Fang but says that Fang attacked him first and put him out.  He says that Fang has only been worried about Phat and totally has forgotten about him.  That will be his downfall when he becomes the newest US Champion.

Match #4 is up next and this one is for the Elitist title:  The Wraith (champion) vs Reid Rothchild.  Reid comes out first accompanied by Prestige Inc. members Damian Sandow and Ravishing Raquel.  They escort Reid to the ring and Raquel gives him a good luck kiss and she and Sandow leave.  The Wraith’s music hits and he comes out just as Sandow and Raquel are leaving.  He puckers up and asks for his kiss.  Raquel obliges with a stiff right cross.  The fans explode in laughter and the Wraith is pissed off.  He gets in the ring and Reid immediately hits him with a Rothchild (Stinger) Splash.  The Wraith goes for an eye rake but Reid blocks it and hits the Reidarooni (spinarooni).  Reid follows it up with a Reid (Hogan) leg drop.  The Wraith stuns Reid with chops (and screams WOOOOOO after each one).  The Wraith then grabs a chair and blasts Reid with it (I guess this is a No DQ match).  The Wraith climbs the turnbuckle and goes for a flying elbow smash but Reid moves.  The two continue to trade blows as we pick this up at the 11 minute mark.

===== In the 11th minute of the match: =====

The Wraith rolled DC

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

The Wraith rolled OC.

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild rolled DC

The Wraith executes a STRIKEOUT HEADBUTT....

The Wraith scores 6 points.

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild absorbs the punishment.
"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild scores 0 points.


===== In the 12th minute of the match: =====

The Wraith rolled OC/TT

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild rolled DC

The Wraith executes a KIMURA ....

The Wraith scores 9 points.

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild absorbs the punishment.
"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild scores 0 points.


===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====

The Wraith rolled OC.

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild rolled OC.

The Wraith executes a STRIKEOUT HEADBUTT....
The Wraith scores 6 points.

THERE IS COMMOTION AS SOMEONE IS MAKING THEIR WAY TO RINGSIDE.  WAIT…ITS MASTER BULL!  HE’S THE FORMER GM OF THE HWF AND CSWA.  HE’S RETURNED!   THE WRAITH SEES HIM AND STOPS HIS ASSAULT ON REID.  HE BEGINS TO JAWJACK WITH BULL AS HE APPROACHES RINGSIDE.  AS THE WRAITH IS DISTRACTED, REID HITS THE WRAITH’S KNEE WITH A CHAIR AND THEN…

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild executes a FLAIR FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK....
"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild scores 10 points.

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild straps in the FLAIR FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK.
The Wraith (after about 30 seconds in the hold) submits!!!


"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild wins with a FLAIR FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK over The Wraith!!!

Winner and NEW ELITIST CHAMPION “THE ELITIST” REID ROTHCHILD.  Ravishing Raquel and Damian Sandow come down and celebrate with Reid.  Master Bull gets in the ring and has a staredown with Reid.  They then shake hands and Reid welcomes Master Bull “Home”. 

As Raquel is celebrating with Reid, Max comes out and says what happened between Raquel and Paige was not acceptable so he is making Paige defend the title again tonight against Raquel and it will be a No DQ/CO match.  Women’s Champion Paige comes out to complain saying she really got hurt but Max says if she’s a true champion, she’ll defend her title again tonight.  Paige storms off.

Stephanie McMahon and HHH are wandering around backstage.  They begin questioning the talent but Max cuts them off and tells them they are not allowed to interact with HIS employees. He directs them to a room that they can sit in and watch the remaining portion of the show.

Our next match is a Triple Threat match for the US Title.  The champion Dr. Red Fang takes on his nemeses, Phat Sol and Lucas Johnston.   First out is Red Hot Lucas Johnston and the fans pop huge for him.  He gets in the ring and is ready.  Out next is the former champion Phat Sol.  He gets a good pop from the fans (but he’s not ‘red hot’).  He gets in the ring and shakes Lucas’ hand.  Music changes and the cheers turn to boos as the champ, Dr. Red Fang, is accompanied to the ring by his cameraman.  I think we really need to figure out is why the cameraman keeps attacking Phat.  (Is he under orders from the evil Dr. or does he have his own agenda?)  Fang immediately hits Phat with the Vampire Lunge and goes for a pin but Lucas breaks it up.  Lucas goes on the offensive but Fang disposes of him easily.    The three of them keep on fighting for 9 minutes until Lucas apologizes before hitting Phat with rapid forearm smashes.  He goes for a pin but Fang breaks it up.  Just a few minutes later, the champ nails Johnston with a Transylvania piledriver and goes for the pin but Phat makes the save.  Lots of double teaming and action took us to the 19 minute mark.  Johnston went for a flying dropkick on Fang but Fang threw Phat in front of him and he absorbed the blow. Lucas went for a pin but Fang broke it up.  For the next 13 minutes, all 3 men fought all over the ring and we catch up now at the 32 minute mark.

===== In the 32nd minute of the match: =====

Dr. Red Fang rolled OC.

Phat Sol rolled OC.

Dr. Red Fang executes a REVERSE SUPLEX....
Dr. Red Fang scores 6 points.

Phat Sol executes a Bodyslam....
Phat Sol scores 9 points.


===== In the 33rd minute of the match: =====

'Red Hot' Lucas Johnston rolled OC.

Phat Sol rolled OC.

'Red Hot' Lucas Johnston executes a Flying Body Press....
'Red Hot' Lucas Johnston scores 9 points.

Phat Sol executes a Bodyslam....
Phat Sol scores 9 points.


===== In the 34th minute of the match: =====

Dr. Red Fang rolled DC

Phat Sol rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Dr. Red Fang rolled DC

Phat Sol rolled OC/TT

Phat Sol,  'Red Hot' Lucas Johnston double teaming for 1 rounds.
Phat Sol is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Phat Sol executes a Vertical Suplex....

'Red Hot' Lucas Johnston is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
'Red Hot' Lucas Johnston executes a Arm Drag....

Phat Sol scores 0 points.
'Red Hot' Lucas Johnston scores 0 points.
Dr. Red Fang neutralizes Double Teaming..
Dr. Red Fang scores 4 points.

Dr. Red Fang gets taken outside of the ring and is double teamed by Johnston and Phat.  They hit a spike piledriver on the floor and Fang is out.

Double teaming ends.

Lucas Johnston is back in the ring.  Before Phat can enter, Fang’s cameraman blasts Phat from behind with the camera knocking him out.  The masked cameraman then throws an unconscious Phat Sol back into the ring.


===== In the 35th minute of the match: =====

'Red Hot' Lucas Johnston rolled OC.

Phat Sol rolled DC

'Red Hot' Lucas Johnston executes a Reverse Chinlock....

'Red Hot' Lucas Johnston scores 6 points.

Phat Sol absorbs the punishment.
Phat Sol scores 0 points.

'Red Hot' Lucas Johnston is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3
Phat Sol was pinned by 'Red Hot' Lucas Johnston!!!


'Red Hot' Lucas Johnston wins and becomes the NEW US CHAMPION!!!  Johnston celebrates while other action transpires.

Phat is still out cold and the masked cameraman pulls Phat out of the ring and he drags Phat up the ramp away from the ring.  He drops him on the stage and then slaps Phat in the face a couple of times to wake him up.  Just as Phat is coming to, the cameraman removes him mask and Phat’s eyes go all wide.  “You!” he mutters with venom in his voice.  The cameraman laughs and walks off.  Who the heck is that guy?

We go backstage where Clarkus Kentus is with the Steel Curtain.  Buzz Steel says that tonight is their night. Starbuck says that a year ago, at Wrestlemania, they took on the Ascension but won on a technicality which did not allow the belts to change hands.  He says that tonight, in the hellacious structure, there will be no interference from MJ; nowhere for them to run.  “Tonight, it’s not about revenge” (Buzz says “well, a little”) “it’s about US becoming the champs once again.”

Elsewhere backstage, Larry Morton is with the Tag Team Champs – The Ascension w/MJ.  MJ says that it doesn’t matter what they do to the Steel Curtain, they won’t go away.  He’s tried to take their masks, their careers and their livelihood but like a penny, they keep turning up.  He says tonight, his team will finally destroy the Steel Curtain and after tonight, they will be no more.

We go back to the ring for the rematch between Women’s Champion Paige vs Ravishing Raquel.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that there will be no pin attempts in this match as the rules will be “I Quit” and the loser has to say, over a mic broadcasting for all to hear, I Quit.   Ravishing Raquel makes her way back out and the fans pop huge for her.  Women’s champion Paige comes out and fans at ringside begin mocking her for faking injury.   Paige is in the ring and immediately tears into Raquel.  She dominated the entire match.  Four minutes in, Paige locks in the PTO and the ref brings a mic but Raquel won’t quit.  Two minutes later, Paige locks in the Paige Turner but once again, Raquel won’t quit.  She then locks her in a Grizzly-like Bearhug but Raquel makes it to the ropes.  8 minutes later, Paige continues her dominance and locks in a Ropes hung boston crab.  Raquel screams in pain but refuses to quit.  Paige goes for the Ram-Paige but its reversed and Raquel goes to toss her over the top rope but that is reversed and Paige locks in the Paige Turner but Raquel, aware of her surroundings, makes it to the ropes. They continue to fight for another 11 minutes until Raquel climbs the turnbuckle and catches Paige with a moonsault.  She then pulls Paige to the corner post and repeatedly slams Paige’s arm against the unmoving steel.  She pulls her back in the ring and locks in the Ravishing Chickenwing.  Stuck in the middle of the ring with nowhere to go and a mic stuffed in her face, she screams “I QUIT”.  Ravishing Raquel becomes the NEW WOMEN’S CHAMPION!!!  Paige looks much the worse for wear and she is helped out of the ring while Raquel celebrates in the ring.  She is joined by Reid Rothchild and they celebrate before leaving.  (27 min)

We go back to the interview area and Larry Morton is with the Triple Crown Champion Bray Wyatt.  Wyatt has something on his mind. 

"The world is bleeding from the inside out. It lives and breathes, and just like everything else it craves change. The problem is it becomes far too easy to be enamored with the gardens and to turn a blind eye to the landfills. You can't just whisper in people’s ears anymore and to expect them to understand you, to believe in you. You have to pry their eyes open and force them to watch. Do I have your attention now, kids? She said I was a child born to lead, that I would be the one to teach them the difference between diamonds and dust. That I would be the one to take everything that they love and burn it to the ground, leave nothing but ashes. She said that I would change the world. They're going to cry for you, Roman. They won't understand, not at first. But in time, they will forget you. And you'll be left with nothing. They'll see you the same way that I do Roman ... as a fleeting memory."

Clarkus Kentus is backstage with Shield member Roman Reigns.  Roman says that Bray likes to hear himself speak so he’s all about words.  Roman says he’s all about action and Action will defeat words and Roman will become the new World Champion.

We head back to the ring for one the most highly anticipated matches of the show…the World Tag Team Title match between the Champions The Ascension taking on their mortal enemies the Steel Curtain.  This match is one that hasn’t been seen in the HWF/CSWA in over a decade… An Oklahoma Bullrope, Coleminer’s Glove, Come Dressed as you are Streetfight, in a Barbwire Cage.

===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====

Konnor executes a DDT

Buzz Steel executes a superman punch

===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====

Konnor executes a bodyslam

Buzz Steel nullifies a bodyslam.

===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====

Konnor executes a knee smash

Buzz Steel executes a swinging neckbreaker


BOTH MEN TAG OUT

===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====

Starbuck Steel rolled OC/TT

Starbuck Steel executes a Throw into Cage

Buzz Steel executes a Throw into Cage

Viktor tags out to Konnor
                            
===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====

Starbuck Steel hands Konnor over the cage with a bullrope
Konnor does not submit

Konnor tags out to Viktor
Starbuck Steel tags out to Buzz Steel

===== In the 6th minute of the match: =====

Viktor executes a Psycho Crusher
Buzz Steel executes a swinging neckbreaker

Buzz Steel is attempting a pin!!!

1...2…
Konnor kicks out

Konnor tags out to Viktor

===== In the 7th minute of the match: =====

Konnor executes Drag Head on barb wire.  Buzz Steel is bleeding through his mask.
Buzz Steel executes a swinging neckbreaker

Buzz Steel tags out to Starbuck Steel

===== In the 8th minute of the match: =====

Starbuck Steel executes the Round the World
Konnor throws Starbuck Steel into the cage.

===== In the 9th minute of the match: =====

Both teams enter the ring

Konnor executes a belly to belly suplex onto barbwire on Starbuck Steel
Viktor executes a dropkick with steel toed boots

Buzz Steel executes a Hang Foe over the Cage with the Bullrope
Starbuck Steel executes Pull down foe’s tights (UGH!  Did we really need to see that?)

===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====

Viktor is embarrassed and brings in Konnor for the double team on Starbuck Steel.

Konnor executes a powerbomb
Viktor executes a backbreaker

Starbuck Steel tags out to Buzz Steel

===== In the 11th minute of the match: =====

Buzz Steel executes an Offer Friendship but poke in the eye.

Konnor is blinded but tags out to Viktor

===== In the 12th minute of the match: =====

Buzz Steel executes the Buzzkill

Buzz Steel is attempting a pin!!!

1...2…
Konnor makes the save.


Buzz Steel tags out to Starbuck Steel

===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====

Konnor executes a Russian Leg Sweep on Starbuck Steel

Starbuck Steel attempts to defend against the Russian Leg Sweep but is unsuccessful.


===== In the 14th minute of the match: =====

The Steel Curtain double team the Ascension for 3 rounds

Starbuck Steel executes a belly to belly suplex on barb wire on Konnor
Buzz Steel climbs to the top of the cage.  Starbuck hands Konnor up to him.

Buzz Steel executes a belly to belly suplex from the top of the cage onto a cowbell.

Konnor tags out to Viktor

===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====

Double teaming continues


Starbuck Steel executes a Choke in Corner on Viktor

Buzz Steel executes a Reverse Neckbreaker on Viktor

Starbuck exits the ring.

===== In the 16th minute of the match: =====

Viktor executes a Throw into cage on Buzz Steel

Buzz Steel attempts to defend against Throw into cage  but is unsuccessful.

===== In the 17th minute of the match: =====

Viktor executes a Throw into cage on Buzz Steel

Buzz Steel attempts to defend against Throw into cage  but is unsuccessful.

===== In the 18th minute of the match: =====

The Ascension are in the ring and double teaming for 3 rounds

Konnor executes a Piledriver onto a Cowbell

Viktor executes a Coleminers Glove off the top of the cage.

===== In the 19th minute of the match: =====

Konnor appears to have hurt himself with that last move.  Time is taken to help him recover

===== In the 20th minute of the match: =====

Konnor appears to have hurt himself with that last move.  Time is taken to help him recover

===== In the 21st minute of the match: =====

Starbuck Steel runs in and takes out Konnor sandwiching him between the ropes and cage wall.  Both men are caught up in the barb wire.

Konnor executes the Fall Of Man…

Buzz Steel REVERSES it…

Buzz Steel executes the Buzzkill on Viktor

Buzz Steel is attempting a pin

1...2...3
Viktor was pinned by Buzz Steel!!!



The Winners of the match and NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…The STEEL CURTAIN!!!  (188 / 248)


The Steel Curtain are handed the Tag Team titles and the fans pop huge for them.  They’ve beaten the Ascension before but never anything like this.  Congratulations to the new champs.  The Ascension and MJ leave.

As the cage is being deconstructed and the mat cleaned up from all the blood, Max comes out one final time thanking everyone here and at home for their support of the CSWA and HWF.  He promises that they will continue to bring shows of this caliber to fans everywhere.  Max then introduces the participants for the Main Event.

First, the challenger, Roman Reigns is introduced to a mixed reaction from the crowd.  Next, the CSWA World Champion Bray Wyatt comes out and gets surprising support from the fans.  He gets in the ring and hands his title to the ref.  The ref informs us this is an anything goes rules match.   Reigns grabs a DVD player from under the ring (what the heck is that doing there?) and smashes Bray with it.  Bray grabs a chair and connects with Sister Abigail on the chair.  He goes for a quick pin but Roman kicks out.   Bray goes to the top turnbuckle and his a moonsault.  Reigns recovers and hits a Spear.  He goes for the pin but Bray kicks out.  Roman hits a leaping clothesline and Bray nails a lifting sideslam.  He goes for a pin but Roman kicks out.  Bray then tosses Roman out of the ring.  Both men take this time to recover some.   Roman is back in and hits a deadlift powerbomb.  Bray retaliates by hitting Roman with a cookie sheet drawing blood.  He goes for the pin but Roman kicks out.  Bray nails Sister Abigail but then, instead of making the cover, he gloats.  Reigns gets up and delivers a Superman punch.  He goes for the pin but Bray makes it to the ropes. 

Out in his limo, Vince is curious as to what is going on (“What is taking them so long” he mutters)  and turns on the display in the limo to watch the show.

Reigns picks Bray up and nails a Samoan Drop.  Reigns goes to grab the chair laying in the ring but drops it after Bray eye rakes him and hits a Lifting Sideslam onto the chair.  He makes the cover and hooks the leg.  The ref counts 1…2…3!  Bray Wyatt has defeated Roman Reigns (8 min) to retain his title.  Roman looks to be a bit perturbed as Bray parades around the ring with his title.  Roman leaves and Bray eventually follows.

Just as we think this is the end of the show, there is something going on backstage.  Stephanie McMahon and Triple H show up to talk to the owners one last time.  She says that the Board is demanding an answer and GM Max McGillicutty says “Not at a 400% premium” and  Mr. B and Mr. M say “No Chance…No Chance in Hell”.  Stephanie gets all pissed off and HHH serves them with papers.  Essentially effective immediately, no talent that is under contract to the WWE, TNA or ROH will now be allowed to wrestle for the HWF and CSWA.  Max and the owners are shocked!  HHH then serves a second document that says that since the HWF and CSWA have been marketing characters they do not own and getting merchandising dollars from it, essentially the HWF and CSWA can no longer operate.   Stephanie also says that all the titles that are in use that have been defended against the Board’s employees can no longer be used.  HHH produces a letter from a judge that states no belt with an HWF or CSWA logo can be used going forward.  Stephanie has a court appointed officer on hand to collect all the championships (even Reid’s Elitist title).  HHH demands everyone who is under contract to the WWE, TNA and ROH exit the building immediately.  Stephanie gathers herself up and says “We’rrrrrrrrrrrre Leeeeeeeeeeeeaaving” Stephanie and HHH becomes all smug struts off and leaves.   Mr. Bychowski, Mr. Meyers and GM Max McGillicutty are left standing in bewilderment as the show ends.

What does this mean for the future of the HWF and CSWA?  I guess you’ll have to tune in Tuesday to find out.

The camera follows Stephanie and HHH as they make their way back out to the limo and they feel like they just screwed over the HWF and CSWA.  They see Vince standing there and he is PISSED.  Stephanie says “We stood our ground…” and Vince yells “SHUT UP!  Get in the limo!”  Stephanie and HHH look perplexed.  “What’s the matter…” HHH starts to ask but Vince says “NOT ANOTHER WORD.  GET IN THE LIMO…NOW!”   Stephanie and HHH get in the limo and are confused as Vince gets in behind them and slams the door.  The limo drives off.

We wonder what all that was about but I guess we just have to tune back in to get the scoop.  Hold on to your hat…it’s not over yet.


Editor’s note:  For anyone interested in the full transcription of all the matches, I have it saved and can send it to you but be warned, in Word format, it’s 91 pages long.