HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #603 (match took place 08/30)

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out with some announcements.  First, he tells us that the brand split has been 100% approved.  He continues saying that at the next show, he and Master Bull will host their own draft.     Max will be drafting for the Tacoma Thunder show and Master Bull will host for Phoenix Heat.  Next, he says that tonight will be El Gato Negro’s last match for a few months.  She has some stuff to deal with but she’s expected back before year end.  Third, he says that HCW has come to terms with Bruce Biltmore and the Hollywood Star.  We wish them all the best in their future endeavors.  Fourth, replacing our vacancies will be a few new faces; all of whom will be making their HCW debut tonight.

1.      Ovaltine Jackson. 

2.      ‘Bad News’ Marvin Barnes

3.      Joining the ladies division will be Lavender Gooms.

4.      The wrestler known as Mr. Wrestling 5 said he was in need of a character update so he said he would be unmasking.  He will now be known as Ghee Buttersnaps. (OH BOY)

Lastly, our main event will have a rematch between Ladies Champion Southern Belle vs Taylor Bella for the Ladies title. 

It’s time for our first match.  Adam Jameson comes out first to a pop from the crowd.  Next, his opponent ‘Bad News’ Marvin Barnes comes out and he has a mic. “Adam Jameson, I have some bad news for you…you’re going to lose tonight.  HAHA”.  He walks down towards the ring as the crowd boos him.  AJ owns the beginning of the match and Marvin looked horrible but after hitting AJ with a low blow, he started making a comeback and looked like he was going to overtake AJ.  At the 18 minute mark, AJ started wiping the mat with Marvin again and this time he decided he’d had enough and bailed out of the ring.  AJ beckoned him to return but ‘Bad News’ blew him off and walked to the back getting counted out.  Adam gets the win via countout.  (18 min)

The Honorable J C Dykes walks up to GM Max McGillicutty and demands to know why the US Champion – the Unknown Assassin wasn’t present on today’s show.  Max says that Dykes said that UA was here and pointed to a picture on the wall.  The picture though had been defaced by someone putting a Fu Manchu mustache on him.  Dykes is irate.  Max tells him that the agreement was never that UA would physically be on the show.  Dykes began to stammer and Max told him to shut it (the crowd popped) and get out of his office.  Dykes stormed off.

We go back to the ring for our next match.  First, one of the twins Betsy Cummings comes out first to a mixed reaction from the crowd.  Next, newcomer Lavender Gooms comes out and she gets a decent pop.  Betsy doesn’t like seeing the newby getting a crowd pop so she attacks her.  Lavender struggled after the attack but managed to kick out of each pin attempt from Betsy.  Before we knew it, the bell had rung signaling a time limit draw.  Betsy wasn’t done but when she tried for a sitout facebuster, Lavender tossed her right out of the ring.  The crowd popped for Lavender as she waved to the crowd and left.  (20 min draw)

Backstage, Texas Wildfire states that the so-called Super Duper Shockmaster is a sham and we all know it’s the Super Shockmaster under that mask.  TW calls SDS a phony and a fraud and if he wanted back in HCW by attacking him, well, he got rid of him once, he will do it again.

We’re back to the ring for more action.  First, Pete Punsher (still isn’t cracking wise) makes his way out and he’s still booed.  Next, Ovaltine Jackson makes his way out and he gets a pop from the crowd.  Ovaltine psyched up the crowd and got the fans on their feet.  Jackson kept Pete off his feet most of the match and quickly finished him off with an inverted DDT.  Ovaltine Jackson gets the win in his first match.  The crowd popped for him as he walked victoriously to the back.  (6 min)

Backstage, Taylor Bella is backstage with her manager Figaroa ‘Figgy’ Newton.  Taylor comments that this is her last shot at the title and Belle won’t have anywhere to go and she plans on capturing the title and send Belle home empty handed.

We head back to the ring for the final debut match of our new acquisitions.  First, newbie Ghee Buttersnaps comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.  Next, 5^th Column member Karl Braun comes out and is booed heavily.  Braun goes right after Buttersnaps but Ghee, like his name would suggest, slipped away like butter.  Karl got caught off guard and in a moment of frustration, he pulled out an illegal object and blasted Ghee with it.  He discarded it before the ref saw it and he made the cover getting the 3 count.  Karl Braun steals a win.  Karl leaves before Ghee recovers.  Once he did, he took off after Karl.  (3 min)

The Ladies Champion Southern Belle is backstage.  Belle says that this is Taylor’s final shot at the title and she’s agreed to any rules that Max wants to put into place but it won’t matter as she’ll discard her like yesterday’s trash.  After tonight, Taylor goes back to waiting on tables.

We get ready to head back to the ring for what will be El Gato Negro’s final match before taking time off.  El Gato comes out first to a huge pop from the crowd.  Once in the ring, her opponent Scarlett Phoenix comes out.  She too gets a pop from the crowd.  The two shake hands as the bell rings starting this one off.  The Black Cat took control of the match and she and Scarlett put on one hell of a performance.  The fans applauded each other when they would hit their highspots.  This continued for almost 20 minutes.  Just as the match was winding down, El Gato hit Scarlett with the Tailspin and Scarlett hit the Black Widow.  Before Scarlett could go for the pin, the bell rang bringing this one to a draw finish.  The fans applauded and both women shook hands and left the right at the same time.  (20 min draw)

GM Max McGillicutty comes out with co-owner Mr. Meyers and they call out co-owner Mr. Bychowski and wish him a happy birthday today.  Max gets the crowd to sing Happy Birthday and they all leave to a pop from the crowd.

It’s time for our main event.  First, ‘Figgy’ Newton comes out and introduces Taylor Bella who gets a decent pop from the crowd.  Next, lights flicker and strobe and then out comes the Ladies Champion Southern Belle.  Belle’s entrance is pretty spectacular.  Belle came out and strutted to the ring as only she could and the fans adored her.  She got in the ring and began pushing Taylor.  Once the bell rang, Taylor was all business and with Figgy in her corner, she kicked some serious ass.  Taylor managed, just like in her last match, to control the tempo and kept the champ at bay.  This went on for a solid 15 minutes with the fans popping for each move.  We now join the match at the 16 minute mark.

===== In the 16th minute of the match: =====

The Southern Belle (f) rolled OC/TT

Taylor Bella  (f) rolled DC

The Southern Belle (f) executes a VICIOUS EYE RAK....

Taylor Bella  (f) absorbs the punishment.

===== In the 17th minute of the match: =====

The Southern Belle (f) rolled OC.

Taylor Bella  (f) rolled OC.

The Southern Belle (f) executes a FLYING BODY PRESS....

Figaroa 'Figgy' Newton executes a Hop on opponent's back....(Belle shrugs him off and he falls out of the ring)

===== In the 18th minute of the match: =====

The Southern Belle (f) rolled DC

Taylor Bella  (f) rolled OC.

Figaroa 'Figgy' Newton executes a Chased around ring: BLINDSIDED BY OPPONENT (Figgy sacrificed himself to give Taylor time to breathe)!....

The Southern Belle (f) attempts to defend against Chased around ring: BLINDSIDED BY PROTEGE! but is unsuccessful.

===== In the 19th minute of the match: =====

The Southern Belle (f) rolled DC

Taylor Bella  (f) rolled OC.

Figaroa 'Figgy' Newton executes a Trip-up foe at ropes....

The Southern Belle (f) attempts to defend against Trip-up foe at ropes but is unsuccessful.

Taylor Bella  (f) is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

The Southern Belle (f) was pinned by Taylor Bella  (f)!!!

Taylor Bella  (f) wins with a Trip-up foe at ropes over The Southern Belle (f)!!!

Taylor has defeated Belle and is the NEW LADIES CHAMPION!!!  She takes the belt and holds it high.  Belle was pissed and she left as Figgy and Taylor celebrated in the ring bringing this one to a close.

Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned as the Brand draft will take place on the next update.

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #602 – Reign of Champions PPV

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter and our PPV – Reign of Champions.  On tonight’s show, all 7 of our championships are on the line.  Pyro goes off and out comes our GM Max McGillicutty.  Max thanks all the fans in attendance as well as those watching on PPV.  Max tells us we’re in for a real treat as this show represents the best of the best fighting for the championships.  Master Bull joins him on stage and also thanks the fans for watching.  He states that he is excited to be managing a brand again once HCW splits into two shows.  He will manage the ‘Phoenix Heat’ show which will air on Wednesdays and Max will manage the ‘Tacoma Thunder’ show that will air on Sundays except when there is a PPV.  When that happens, Max’s show will air the next night on Mondays.  Max says enough jibber-jabbering and they need to get this show moving.  Bull says “Awesomesauce” and they leave as pyro goes off again starting this one.

Match #1:  Hardcore title:  the Fiend © vs Dr. Red Fang w/ Ant Graham

Dr. Red Fang comes out first with his manager Ant Graham and he hollers “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE!”  They make it to the ring but the fans despise the Dr. and his weaselly manager.  Music from the Misfits hits and out comes the Hardcore Champion the Fiend.  The Fiend wastes no time getting to the ring and immediately shoves Ant Graham out of the ring.  The ref asks the champ what rules he wants for this match and he says it’s time once and for all to rid HCW of the evil vampire and says he wants a “Chamber of Horrors” match and a cage is lowered from up above (How did we miss that?).  The bell rings and the two immediately start slugging it out. Fang drags the Fiend’s face across the cage blinding him.  Fang proceeds to hit the champ with every loose object he can find.  The Fiend tries for a move off the top turnbuckle but Fang crotches him on top.  Fang grabs a chair from under the ring. Fang then hits a Vampire Lunge followed by a Transylvania piledriver on the chair. Fang uses the chair and hits a sick shoulder smash.  He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3. 

Dr. Red Fang is attempting to put his opponent in the Chair of Torture!  The Fiend puts up a struggle but then Fang hits him with the Vampire Lunge.

Dr. Red Fang puts his opponent in the Chair of Torture!

Dr. Red Fang wins with a Chamber of Horrors Electrocution over The Fiend!!!

Dr. Red Fang has defeated the Fiend and is once again the Hardcore Champion!  The cage is raised and medics attend to the Fiend while Fang and his manager celebrate before leaving.  The Fiend is taken out on a stretcher.  (5 min)

We cut to the outside where a limo has just pulled up and security is lining the way.  The Honorable J C Dykes exits the limo with the Unknown Assassin following.  They don’t stop and enter the building.  As they head to UA’s dressing room, Texas Wildfire is walking by and asks “Why so seriousssss”.  Dykes tells him to move and when Wildfire is slow to respond, the Unknown Assassin moves in and forcibly SHOVES TW out of the way.  Wildfire falls back into some boxes and Dykes and UA continue on their way.

Match #2:  Six Man Tag Team Titles:  the Axe, ScooterJ & TNT © vs the Muscles Trio

The Muscles Trio (Muscles McGuire, Weasley and Thorpe) come out first and they are acting all goofy wearing their rainbow colored bull horns.  Thorpe gets on the mic and says how great it is to be back…not the all super serious Muscles but the fun-loving, Booooty-O’s eating, fan favorites.  They said they took the Column to the limit but the best team won.  Now, it’s time for them to regain the titles they’ve not held in a long time.  He says they are ready.  Next, the champs come out and it’s ScooterJ leading the way with the Axe and TNT following.  They head to the ring holding the titles high as the fans pop for them.    The 6 men shake hands and then this one kicks off.  The match barely starts and all 6 men are brawling in the center of the ring.  The ref finally gets control and sends everyone but the legal men out.  Muscles Thorpe went for the E-Train but TNT sent him flying over the top rope and crashing to the floor below.  Thorpe was not able to make it back in and ended up getting counted out just 45 seconds into the match.  TNT, ScooterJ and the Axe retain their titles on a countout.  ScooterJ gets on the mic and says he doesn’t want to see it end just like that but he’s willing to give the Muscles another match and this time is willing to waive the DQ/CO rule.  The Muscles agree.  This one was really close for the whole 22 minutes it went on.  Thorpe seemed to recover and contributed to the match.  The champs began to falter when the Trio got 3 rounds of triple teaming in but then the 5^th Column (Baron von Blood, Karl Braun & Oswald Zimmerman) came out and jumped both teams.  The champs and the Trio teamed up and disposed of the invaders.  Once the ring cleared again, McGuire turned around only to get taken down by the Axe from the Axe.  Axe made the cover and got the 1-2-3.  ScooterJ, the Axe and TNT retain their titles once again.  (22 min; total for both matches 23:30)

#Awesomesauce is trending #1 on Twitter.

We head back to the ring for our next match:

Match #3:  TV title – Biceps Bannerman vs Phat Sol

The ‘Sol Man’ Phat Sol comes out first and he gets probably the loudest pop he’s gotten in his entire career.  Phat high-fives the fans as he makes his way around and then into the ring.  Next, the TV Champion Biceps Bannerman comes out and the fans boo him.  He doesn’t care.  He gets in the ring and then shoves Phat trying to get under his skin.  Phat retains his cool.  The bell rings.

Biceps early on tried to get Phat counted out after he bodyslammed him on the floor but Phat was able to make it back in.  Biceps then powerslammed Phat and then climbed to the top turnbuckle and then launched himself however no one was there when he hit the mat and it sounded like the worst belly flop ever.  Phat got psyched up as he made it to his feet and then took the match to Biceps.   Phat hit the Phat’s Enough for a 2 count.  Biceps tried to catch his breath by tossing Phat out of the ring but the ‘Sol Man’ was on a roll.  Phat would hit the ropes and drop the champ with a forearm smash and got a 2 count.  After about 10 minutes of no pin or submission attempts, Phat tried again after hitting a jaw jacker but Biceps powered out.   Biceps then hit the ropes charging at Phat but Phat caught him and hit a MASSIVE bodyslam and the ring shook violently.  Biceps struggled to his feet and Phat grabbed him by the head, jumped over the top rope and snapped Biceps neck on the top rope.  The champ fell back in the ring.  Phat slid back in and made the cover and the ref counted 1…2…3.  Phat Sol has defeated Biceps Bannerman to become the NEW TV Champion!  Biceps left as Phat climbed all 4 corners and held the title high as the fans popped for him.  He eventually left.  (17 min; score 63 to 144)

Backstage, the Honorable J C Dykes is backstage with his man the Unknown Assassin.  Dykes can’t make it through one show without opening his mouth and this one was no different.  “I told you…I told you all that the #1 phenomenon in the world was going to win the battle royal.  The #1 phenomenon holds a money in the bank contract also so we have a backup in case El Chimmy Chonga tries to do something funny.  Once the Unknown Assassin wins the US title, he will continue to dominate HCW and when the time is right, he’ll take the World Title because that is what HE DOES – He TAKES what he WANTS WHEN he WANTS.  It all begins tonight…LOSERS!”  The two of them walk off.

We meet up with the US Champion El Chango.  El Chango has words for his opponent tonight.  “Unknown Assassin…if I didn’t know better, I’d say you were nothing but a puppet for Loud Mouth there however, I’ve seen your matches and you have an impressive record here in HCW but I can promise you that you’d best be on your A+++ game because I will be and if you want to take this title from me, you’d best be the better man.  And Dykes, get in my way and I’ll take you out too.”

Match #4:  US title – El Chango vs Unknown Assassin

Security comes out and lines the ramp as Loudmouth, err I mean, the Honorable J C Dykes comes out first and introduces the Unknown Assassin.  The fans boo and treat both men to chants of “Loud Mouth” and it pisses Dykes off.  Dykes runs around the ring with his hands over his ears telling the ‘sheep’ to SHUT UP! That just fed fuel to the fire.  Next, the US Champion El Chango came out and the fans popped for him.  He was all business but wore the US title slung over his shoulder as he made his way down to the ring.  Dykes whispered something to UA and then exited the ring.  The Unknown Assassin wasted no time and attacked the champ before he could get his jacket off.  UA stayed one step ahead of the champ because of interference early on.  El Chango locks UA in a camel clutch but he won’t tap out so he lets him up and tosses him out of the ring.  Dykes then hits El Chango with a chair while the ref is counting UA outside the ring.  UA is back in quick after seeing the chair shot and then picks up El Chango and hits a sick piledriver in the middle of the ring.  He mockingly puts El Chango’s arms across his chest (like what the Undertaker does) and makes the cover.  The ref counts 1…2…3.  The Unknown Assassin has just defeated El Chango to become the NEW US CHAMPION!  The fans practically riot and security rush down and escort the new champion and his manager (who is laughing maniacally) to the back.  (19 min; 100 to 155)

We cut to the back where Figaroa “Figgy’ Newton is with his team Hoff n’ Spicy (Davis Hoffmeister and DJ CJ Spice).  Figgy says that their time is now and they have the chance of a lifetime.  Davis says “You couldn’t be any more right.  The Hoff and the DJ are ready.  We’ve been training and working towards this moment in time where we are in line for a shot at the tag team titles.”  DJ adds in “We’ve worked hard to get this to this point and we are NOT going home empty handed.  Champs, shine those belts up because we’re coming to take them.”  Figgy, Hoff and DJ all lean in and say “WORD!”

In another area, the tag team champs the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel) are with their manager the Ambassador and they just finished watching the promo.  Buzz says “I can’t believe these wannabees are so plastic that they have to steal YOUR trademarked saying there ‘Buck.”  Starbuck says “Stealing a saying is one thing but if they think they’re taking OUR belts – belts made relevant because of US - they are sadly mistaken.”  The Ambassador adds in “And Newton, stick your beak in our business and we’ll rearrange your face for free.”  The champs walk off.

Match #5:  World Tag Team Title Match – the Steel Curtain © w/ the Ambassador vs Hoff n’ Spicy w/ Figgy Newton

Figgy Newton comes out first and the fans pop but as soon as he introduces Hoff n Spicy, the fans explode.  Hoffmeister and DJ make their way down to the ring high-fiving the fans.  The fans turn sour as the Ambassador and the champs the Steel Curtain make their way out.  Buzz and Starbuck flip off the fans which just infuriates them.  Once all 4 men were in the ring, the ref brought them to the center of the ring and tried to get them to shake hands (what is this, boxing?).  Neither team obliged.  The bell rang and this one kicked right off.  Before they could get started though, GM Max McGillicutty came out and told the ref he forgot to mention that this would be a NO DQ/CO match.  The Curtain seemed happy about that.  Max then added that they would use ‘Strategy’ rules and would have a 45 minute time limit which didn’t sit well with the champs.  That didn’t stop them from dominating the match.  Hoff and DJ got in some good licks and even Figgy and the Ambassador contributed to their teams but the champs were just riding high.  Davis took advantage of the no CO rule and stayed outside to try to figure out strategy with their manager.  The Ambassador slunk over and Figgy charged him leveling him with a clothesline.  The fans popped for that.   

Surprisingly, this one went over 40 minutes with the champs dominating but unable to score the pin.  After an exhaustive battle, both Hoff and Buzz made the hot tag to their respective partners.  The Ambassador tried to hit DJ with his cane but instead, DJ threw Starbuck crashing into his manager.  The Ambassador fell from the apron and DJ nailed Starbuck with a flying dropkick.  DJ made the cover and the ref counted 1…2…3!  Hoff n’ Spicy have just defeated the Steel Curtain to become the NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!  Hoff and DJ are handed the titles and they celebrate in the ring as Buzz, Starbuck and the Ambassador head to the back.  (42 min – 355 to 299)

Backstage, Taylor Bella joins her teammates Figgy and the NEW Tag Team Champs Hoff n’ Spicy and says that tonight IS a night of change.  She congratulates Davis and DJ on their win and says that although it’s alluded her, tonight is HER night to win the Ladies Title.  Figgy tells her he will be in her corner and she says she welcomes his brilliant (but sometime devious) mind.

Also backstage is the Ladies Champion Southern Belle.  Belle says she’s held a Women’s title as well as a Diva’s title but this HCW Ladies Championship goes to show that she is the BEST in the world.  Belle asks Taylor “Whatcha gonna do if your sisters aren’t there to help you?  The answer…nothing.  You are not in my league and how you got to this stage is beyond me but I am the Belle of the South AND the Ladies Champion.  Nothing changes tonight sweetheart.” (Editor’s note:  Taylor is the younger, lesser known sister to the Bella Twins Brie and Nikki). 

Match #6:  Ladies Title – Southern Belle vs Taylor Bella

Figgy Newton comes out first and introduces Taylor Bella.  She gets a decent pop but the fans still aren’t sure they can trust her.  She looks ready for this match and Figgy leaves the ring so she can get ready.  Next, the Ladies Champion – the Southern Belle – comes out and the fans pop for her.  She holds her title high as she makes her way down to the ring.  She gets into the ring and holds the belt in Taylor’s face.  We hear her say “Not tonight, not EVER.”  Taylor asks Belle is she’s scared.  Belle laughs.  Taylor says to make this a no DQ match then.  Belle agrees.  Taylor owned the match and Belle tried to get counted out but with that rule thrown out, it didn’t work.  The challenger had multiple near counts but could not get that elusive 3 count.  Taylor went for a sunset flip but Belle turned it into a victory roll and with a handful of tights, she got the 1-2-3.  The fans lost it.  Taylor was in shock and couldn’t believe it.  Belle laughed and took her title back smiling but the fans turned on her for cheating that way.  Max came back out and said that this was not the way a champion should act and told Belle that he is making another match between them, not tonight but on Wednesday’s show.  Belle WILL defend the Ladies title once again against Taylor Bella and this time, there will be a clear cut winner.  Max left and Belle stormed off.  Taylor and Figgy celebrated with the fans before leaving.  Taylor was a little disappointed but was happy to see justice being served by her getting a rematch.  (12 min; 74 to 108)

We head to the back for our final interview segments.  Sonic Blade says he’s ready.  He learned a lot from being a stooge of King Wilber but he also learned how to become his own man.  Tonight, that MAN takes on a KING and in what is sure to be the match of the night, he’s going to give it his all.  “I can’t promise I’m walking out with the title as Wilber has many cards up his sleeves and he is a crafty devil.  What I can promise is that this will be my finest performance…my finest hour.  If my best isn’t good enough to win the title, I will know.  Win or lose…I’m giving it my all.”

In a different area, the World Champion King Wilber Townsend is asked about Sonic Blade.  “PTTFFH.  He is nothing more than a commoner who wants what he can’t have.  I am royalty and he is nothing.  You were nothing, you ARE nothing and you always will be nothing.  Save yourself the embarrassment and don’t even go out to the ring.  If you do, I will promise to put you in YOUR PLACE.  Wilber then laughs maniacally.

Match #7:  World Title – King Wilber Townsend vs Sonic Blade

It’s time for our MAIN EVENT.  Sonic Blade makes his way down and the fans pop huge for him.  He high-fives with the fans and gets into the ring.  Next, we hear royalty music and the World Champion King Wilber Townsend is brought out by some grunts who are carrying him on a throne down to the ring.  He steps off the throne and two guys get up and hold the ropes open for him and he enters the ring.  He parades around the ring with his title held high.  He finally hands off the title, removes his crown and robe and is ready for this to start.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that this match will have a 45 minute time limit, be no DQ or countout AND will be a specialty match of Wilber’s preference.  Wilber chooses the ‘Double Hell Deathmatch’ option and Sonic looks worried.

Referee is 'Honest' Abe (+0)

===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====

King Wilber Townsend rolled DC

Sonic Blade rolled OC.

Sonic Blade executes a DROPKICK OUT OF THE RING....

King Wilber Townsend absorbs the punishment.

===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====

King Wilber Townsend rolled DC

Sonic Blade rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

King Wilber Townsend rolled OC.

Sonic Blade rolled OC.

King Wilber Townsend executes a GO TO SLEEP....

Sonic Blade executes a SMASH WITH BARBED WIRE BOARD- DRAW BLOOD....

===== In the 8th minute of the match: =====

King Wilber Townsend rolled DC

Sonic Blade rolled OC.

Sonic Blade executes a ALHAMBRA ATTACK (TACKLE)....

Sonic Blade scores 10 points.

King Wilber Townsend attempts to defend against ALHAMBRA ATTACK (TACKLE) but is unsuccessful.

Sonic Blade is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...

King Wilber Townsend kicks out of the pin!

===== In the 9th minute of the match: =====

King Wilber Townsend rolled OC.

Sonic Blade rolled OC.

King Wilber Townsend executes a LIFTING SIDESLAM....

Sonic Blade executes a FLYING LANDMINE SPLASH....

===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====

King Wilber Townsend rolled DC

Sonic Blade rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

King Wilber Townsend rolled DC

Sonic Blade rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

King Wilber Townsend rolled OC.

Sonic Blade rolled DC

King Wilber Townsend executes a TOSS ONTO EXPLODING LANDMINE....

Sonic Blade attempts to defend against TOSS ONTO EXPLODING LANDMINE but is unsuccessful.

Sonic Blade is on defense for 2 more rounds.

===== In the 11th minute of the match: =====

King Wilber Townsend rolled OC.

Sonic Blade rolled DC

King Wilber Townsend executes a LIFTING FOREARM SMASH....

Sonic Blade absorbs the punishment.

Sonic Blade is on defense for 1 more rounds.

===== In the 12th minute of the match: =====

King Wilber Townsend rolled OC.

Sonic Blade rolled DC

King Wilber Townsend executes a HURL OVER ROPES....

Sonic Blade attempts to defend against HURL OVER ROPES but is unsuccessful.

Sonic Blade is no longer on defense.

===== In the 16th minute of the match: =====

King Wilber Townsend rolled OC.

Sonic Blade rolled DC

King Wilber Townsend executes a BODYSLAM ON CONCRETE....

Sonic Blade attempts to defend against BODYSLAM ON CONCRETE but is unsuccessful.

===== In the 18th minute of the match: =====

King Wilber Townsend rolled OC.

Sonic Blade rolled OC.

King Wilber Townsend executes a HURL OVER ROPES....

Sonic Blade executes a BRAZILIAN PRESS (LOU THESZ)....

===== In the 19th minute of the match: =====

King Wilber Townsend rolled OC.

Sonic Blade rolled OC.

King Wilber Townsend executes a SHORTARM CLOTHESLINE....

Sonic Blade executes a SUPLEX ONTO BARBED WIRE BOARD....

Sonic Blade is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

King Wilber Townsend was pinned by Sonic Blade!!!

Sonic Blade wins with a SUPLEX ONTO BARBED WIRE BOARD over King Wilber Townsend!!!

Sonic Blade has done it!!!!  He’s defeated King Wilber to become the NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!!  Wilber leaves without any further incident and Sonic remains in the ring celebrating as balloons and streamers fall from the ceiling and with that, the show comes to an end.

Thanks for reading.  There is sure to be fallout so be sure to tune back in.

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #601 (08/23)

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Well, the PPV is this weekend and it looks like we’re hitting one out of the park with this lineup.  Right now, the card looks like this:

Six Man Titles – Axe, ScooterJ and TNT vs the Muscles Trio

            Hardcore title – The Fiend vs Dr. Red Fang

TV title – Biceps Bannerman vs Phat Sol

            Tag Team titles – Steel Curtain vs Hoff n Spicy

            Ladies Title – Southern Belle vs Taylor Bella

World Title – King Wilber Townsend vs Sonic Blade

The only match with no competitor set is for the US title – El Chango vs ???  That question though will be answered after tonight’s battle royal.  

The show begins outside where a limo pulls up and security comes out to line up.  The Honorable J C Dykes and the Unknown Assassin exit the limo.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out.  Dykes approaches the GM and Dykes demands that going forward, the Unknown Assassin is present on all shows.  Max says that it’s not possible because they have such a robust roster.  Dykes yells at the GM to make it happen and then they walk inside.  Master Bull comes out and tells Max that he has a plan.  He leans over and whispers something to Max who laughs out loud and says “Done.  Brilliant!”  They head inside.

One by one 59 members of the active roster make their way out to the stage.  The only two not participating will be King Wilber Townsend and his opponent Sonic Blade.  Also, Covfefe is here after being unmasked last show revealing him to be the King of Cones Magnum Kone.  I guess Magnum has shed his old personae and taken on Covfefe full time.  J C Dykes came out with the Unknown Assassin and with a mic in hand, he demanded Max get out there and start this one NOW.  Max came up and said that since Dykes wanted it to start, Max says that Unknown Assassin will be the FIRST person.  Dykes throws a fit until Max throws Dykes out and send him to the back.  

UA goes to the ring first and his opponent is Jerry Saunders.  Saunders right off the bat goes to toss UA out of the ring but after going over the top rope, he landed on the apron, hopped back in and then ate a superkick that sent him out of the ring but inbetween the ropes instead of over so he didn’t get eliminated.  After 10 or so eliminations, Davis Hoffmeister met up with Buzz Steel and Buzz hit him with a Buzz Cut eliminating him.  DJ CJ Spice went after Buzz but ended up getting eliminated also.  Dr. Red Fang eliminated the Fiend.   Phat Sol eliminated Biceps Bannerman.  In an odd altercation, Smasher #1 was eliminated by his partner Smasher #2.  #1 was not happy.   It finally came down to the last two members – Hangman #3 and the Unknown Assassin.  Hangman #3 used just as many illegal moves as UA did.  Hangman #3 threw UA over the top rope but he landed on the apron.  Hangman then pulled out some handcuffs and cuffed UA to the middle rope.  He then dropkicked UA and he fell off the apron and landed on the floor.  The ref rings the bell and awards the match, the US title shot AND the money in the bank contract to Hangman #3.  J C Dykes ran out screaming into a microphone about the injustice and demanded Max come out.  Max came out and asked for a replay.  He watched the event and decided that this was not the way he wanted to see this end so he determined that right here and right now, the Unknown Assassin and Hangman #3 will fight in a no time limit, no DQ match for the US title shot plus the MITB contract.  Dykes ran down and stood in UA’s corner.

Hangman #3 vs the Unknown Assassin.  Max also decreed that they will use strategy house rules so that they have to fight even harder for the win.  This one went 37 whopping minutes and both men were exhausted by the time it came to an end.  Hangman #3 went for a Cobra neck wrench early on but UA would not tap.  Dykes would get involved 3 times in the first 10 minutes but it didn’t seem to help UA all that much.   Hangman #3 went to rush at UA and ended up getting blasted in the eardrum by a huge forearm shot.  He staggered as if his equilibrium was off.  UA then took over the match overpowering his opponent.  As the match progressed further, Unknown Assassin went for more and more pin attempts but didn’t have enough in the gas tank to keep him down.   Dykes throws a fireball at Hangman just barely missing him and UA hit a fireman’s carry roll and went for a pin but Hangman #3 made it to the ropes.  UA hit a nerve pinch that really slowed #3 down.   UA then hits a piledriver but doesn’t go for the pin.  He stands over him telling him to get up.  Hangman #3 staggered to his feet but surprised UA by locking in the Cobra neck wrench but UA made it to the ropes.  UA locked on the nerve pinch again and the blasted Hangman #3 with multiple forearm shots to the eardrums.  UA went for the pin.  1…..2….Hangman #3 gets his foot on the ropes but Dykes quickly knocks it off….3.  The ref missed that and awarded the match, the US title shot and the MITB contract to tonight’s winner – The Unknown Assassin.  

Dykes jumps in the ring and raises UA’s arm.  He screams “I told you so!  I told you that the Unknown Assassin was going to win the battle royal to see who gets to beat El Cheapo Chima Changa for his USA belt…In Tennessee we call it “Happy Hour” at any local brewery. My Assassin’s black belt, as promised, went through your roster like a chimp in a roasted peanut factory. The roster can now attest that the deadly Assassin’s hands are registered in 44 states as a deadly weapon. He handled all the Jobberoni’s including the Hangman.  Now, at the PPV, quick as a flash, his opponent the chimmy chonga  will be headed to the balcony after: Chop Chop Heave to the Balcony. Go through the motions….Ladies and Gentlemen, your NEWWWWW United States Champion…..The Unknown Assassin,… with his handsome, billionaire hillbilly Manager: The Honorable J for ‘Just’, C for ‘Champions’, Dykes. Later Morons……”  Dykes and the Unknown Assassin left to the horrendous booing from the fans and the show came to an end.

Stay tuned as our PPV is up next.

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #600- SUPERSHOW

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter and the 600^th issue of the Fantasy Wrestling Newsletter.  We’ve been going strong (except for a 2 year hiatus) since 2003 and hopes are to keep going and going and going.  Today’s show is coming to you live from our home in Phoenix, AZ.  After pyro goes off, GM Max McGillicutty comes out to a pop from the crowd and introduces the owners Mr. Bychowski and Mr. Meyers. They get a pop from the crowd.  Mr. B says that Max has been doing a fantastic job and congratulates him on a job well done.  Mr. M chimes in and says that he is looking forward to the brand split and with Max going to Tacoma, WA, this guy will be running the Phoenix show.  Master Bull comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.   Bull says he’s ready to take over Phoenix and says he is really pumped for the draft as he’s confident he’ll retain the top talent for “Phoenix Heat”.  Bull shakes hands with Max and the owners and then everyone leaves getting this one moving.

After more pyro goes off, our first match kicks off.  First, Drew the Canadian Love Machine comes out to a huge pop from the crowd.  He poses for the fans before his music cuts off and his opponent comes out.  It’s another fan favorite – the Crocodile Hunter.  His pop is almost as loud as Drew’s was.  Croc poses on each of the corners and gets the fans pumped.  The two shake hands in the ring and this one takes off.  Drew hits the ropes and jumps to the turnbuckle but falls off and lands awkwardly on his foot.  He looks hurt.  Croc hits a leg dive and locks in the ankle lock.  Drew immediately taps out.  Croc gets the win in just 1 minute.  He goes to check on Drew to see if he’s ok.  Croc tells Drew that if he’s ok, he’s willing to have another match later tonight.  Drew says he’ll see how the ankle is doing.  The fans pop as Croc helps Drew to the back. (1 min)

There is a commotion in the back and we see Covfefe running off again after attacking Magnum Kone.  Kone is busted open.  The doctor goes over and says that Magnum is not fit to wrestle tonight.  ‘The Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo walks over and tells Max that he’ll volunteer to fight Covfefe.  Max says Rad already has Ice Dagger.  Rad suggests Max make this a triple threat.  Max likes the idea and says he’ll make that match.

We head back to the ring and next up is our ladies battle royal to see who will go on to meet Southern Belle for the Ladies title.  First though, the Ladies champ comes out and goes to sit at commentary so she can scout the match.  First, one by one, the ladies came out…the Duchess, Starr Vixen, Scarlett Phoenix, El Gato Negro, Taylor Bella and Madame Jade.  All six women started slugging it out and one by one they got eliminated until the final two were Starr Vixen and Taylor Bella.  The two slugged it out for almost 5 minutes.  Starr climbed to the second turnbuckle, leapt and hit a springboard corkscrew armdrag.  Taylor managed to recover quickly and hit Starr with a flying dropkick that sent Starr flying over the top rope and crashing to the mat.  The bell rings and Taylor has her arm raised as the winner of the match.  Southern Belle climbs into the ring and the two have a face off.  Eventually everyone leaves.  (18 min)

We cut to the back where a limo pulls up and security comes out and lines up.  The Honorable J C Dykes comes out and is followed by the Unknown Assassin.  Dykes turns to the Unknown Assassin (and the camera) and comments “We have to face Mickey Mouse Rude again. Well, that’s R-U-D-E Rude! We allowed him a few minutes more in our last match than our previous wrestlers so my Champ could at least work up a sweat. How long do we have to entertain the riff raff around here? Bring on the GOLD. We can’t lose with the brains we use. As children, we used to dine on pork-n-beans, now we dine with Trump and Queens. (The fans really booed at the mention of the POTUS).  We are the BEST, can we please see the REST? We can’t be beat-every opponent will go down in de-feat.” Dykes stomps off with the Unknown Assassin in tow.

We head to the ring for our next match.  First, the former PUN-isher Pete Punsher comes out but he’s not cracking wise at all.  I think he’s gone serious.  He makes it to the ring in time for music to change and out comes another fan favorite Texas Wildfire.  Fans pop huge for TW.  TW gets in the ring and asks for a mic.  “You know, this is my first real shot at telling a joke and I’ve been saving it for just the right moment.  Are  you ready?”  The fans pop.  “Ok…here it goes.  ‘What did the patella say to the femur?  I KNEED you’”.  The fans actually laugh at the pun and Pete gets mad and attacks TW starting this one off.  Pete actually looked really good in this and gave TW a serious run for his money.  The tide turned in the final moments of the match when he climbed to the top turnbuckle and launched off trying to connect with a splash but TW got his knees up.  TW then set Pete up on the turnbuckle again and hit a superplex.  He made the cover and got the 1-2-3.  Texas Wildfire gets the win.  (19 min).  All of a sudden, a masked man runs in and attacks TW.  He beats him down and then blasts him with a massive headbutt.  He removes the hood and reveals a glitter covered Stormtrooper helmet but it looks different.  The guy takes the mic introducing himself, not as the Super Shockmaster but the Super-Duper Shockmaster – an ally of SS who has come to HCW to right the wrong of SS being kicked out of HCW.  Super Duper says that he’s not here for titles but will wreak havoc and destruction everywhere he goes until SS is allowed back in HCW.  He leaves.  TW gets up and shakes away the cobwebs and seems to be ok but he has a bone to pick with the new guy.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine is backstage being checked out.  The doctor recommends that Drew not fight again tonight but Drew says he can’t let a loss in 60 seconds hang over his head.  Croc agreed to a rematch and he’s going to be ready.

We go back to the ring for the next match.  First, ‘Red Hot’ Lucas Johnston comes out to a decent pop from the crowd.  Next, his opponent Leon Teremoto comes out and he gets a similar reaction.  The two get ready to square off.  Leon started off strong but after about 10 minutes, Lucas kicked it into high gear and controlled the pace of the match.  He however didn’t keep a good eye on the time and before he knew it, time was almost out.  Lucas tried for a DDT but Leon reversed in and slapped on a side headlock.  The bell then rang bringing this one to a draw finish.  The two looked like they wanted to continue but both left without further incident.  (20 min draw)

Ice Dagger is backstage and he seems a little miffed.  He says the night started with a one on one match but now the loose cannon known as Covfefe has been added to their match.  He says that he’ll figure it out and he will be the one walking away with the win tonight.

It’s time for our next match.  First, Crocodile Hunter comes out and he gets a big pop from the crowd.  Drew the Canadian Love Machine comes out next and the crowd about loses it (man, this guy is OVER).  Drew enters the ring and shakes hands with Croc and they waste no time getting this one going.  This one went a bit longer than their last outing and for 8 minutes, they were practically even.  Croc then hit the ropes going for a body press but Drew caught him mid-air and turned it into the Lover Bomb.  Drew planted him right in the middle of the ring, made the cover, hooked the leg and barely got the 1-2-3.  Drew gets the win.  After the match, Drew and Croc shook hands as the building shook with the applause from the fans.  They both left at the same time.  (9 min)

Covfefe is backstage terrorizing the crew.  He gets in the face of one of the crew and says that first Magnum Kone was dealt with; now Gumbo and Dagger are next.  He pushes the crew member and walks off.

We are back down to the ring and the music “Ice Dagger Baby” (to an off-tune version of Ice Ice Baby) and Ice Dagger makes his way down to the ring.  The fans think he stinks so they boo the hell out of him.  Next, MJ comes out and introduces ‘The Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo.  The fans pop as Rad and MJ make their way down to the ring.  Finally, the lights go dim and an eerie blue light shines and Covfefe, accompanied by his manager Ant Graham, makes his way down to the ring.  The lights barely come up in time and Covfefe goes on a tear.  Rad had everything going his way but then Covfefe took him out of the ring and rammed him into the steel post taking him out.  Ant Graham blasted Ice Dagger with his cane but then Covfefe locked him in a wrenching arm bar and then turned it into a pin and got the 1-2-3.  Covfefe gets the win.  Ant joins him to celebrate but is taken out by the Ragin Cajun.  Gumbo then hits Covfefe with the Voodoo driver.  Gumbo sets Covfefe up and begins to unmask him.  He gets his mask off revealing…another mask…this one of a certain current POTUS.  Gumbo then yanked the Trump mask off revealing…HOLY CRAP!  It’s a bloody Magnum Kone!!  Magnum sits there with a crazed look in his eyes and then yanks his Covfefe mask from Rad and takes off.  The fans and everyone are stunned.  Eventually everyone leaves.

GM Max McGillicutty comes out and talks about the men’s battle royal being at our next show.  After that, the Reign of Champions PPV will be upon us.  The winner of the battle royal will get the next title shot at US Champion El Chango.  But first, we have to get to tonight’s main event.  These two men have battled over the past few months and tonight, their feud comes to an end.  Enough standing around, we have one match left to go so let’s get this one moving.

Dude USA Mick Rude comes out to “Born in the USA” by Bruce Springsteen (he better have gotten permission to play or there will be hell to pay).  The fans pop for him as he makes his way down to the ring.  After some posing in the ring, his music stops and new music plays as security comes out and lines both side of the ramp from the stage to the ring and the Honorable J C Dykes comes out first and introduces the Unknown Assassin.  Both men walk down to the ring amidst the booing from the fans.  Dykes turns and flips off the fans which just makes them more irate.  UA went right on the offensive and Rude never recovered.  Mick got in a few licks but with Dykes running rampant, Mick had no chance.  After UA slapped on a nerve pinch and Rude took him down with a single leg take down, UA came back and blasted Rude with multiple knee strikes.  Rude collapsed in the ring.  The Unknown Assassin made a very casual cover and the ref counted 1…2…3.  The Unknown Assassin stood victorious with his manager and showboated in front of the irate crowd until they decided to leave. 

That’s all for now. The battle royal will be next followed by our PPV.  Stay tuned.

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #599

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Well, last episode we ended up with two shows going on almost simultaneously and even though it almost turned into a cluster, it didn’t and it actually ended up a more profitable evening than HCW could have hoped for. 

Tonight’s show begins with Felicia Cummings storming into the ladies locker room and approaches Ladies Champion Southern Belle.  Felicia says she’s the #1 contender and she’s demanding a title shot tonight.  Belle says “sure” and Felicia leaves smug. 

We head to the ring for our first match.  Wendell Hammerschimdt comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd but when he doesn’t get the pop he wanted, he flips off the crowd.  Next, Sonic Blade comes out and the fans pop for him.  Sonic makes it to the ring and enters.  Sonic started off like a rocket and Wendell couldn’t keep up.  Sonic was destroying Wendell until a moment of desperation came and Wendell tossed Sonic out of the ring.  Wendell distracted the ref and just before Sonic could re-enter the ring, King Wilber Townsend came in from the crowd and attacked Sonic.  He hits him with the GTS and leaves him lying.  Wilber takes off through the crowd.  The ref starts his count as when Sonic doesn’t answer by 10, he gets counted out.  Wendell gets the cheap win.  He leaves and Wilber comes back in from the crowd.  He drags Sonic back into the ring where he hits the GTS again.  The World Champion stands over Sonic and laughs maniacally.  (14 ½ min)

Belle meets up with GM Max McGillicutty and wants a stipulation put into tonight’s match that if the twin Betsy gets involved in any way, she wants Felicia automatically disqualified.  Max agrees to the terms.

Our first title match is up and Niven Snake makes his way down to the ring.  Next, the Hardcore Champion the Fiend makes his way out to a huge pop from the crowd.  The ref asks him what he wants for the rules for his match and he states “Coal Miners Glove”.  The ref takes the glove and fixes it to a pole attached to one of the ring side posts.  The Fiend got a near fall early after hitting the Last Caress.  Niven was the first to get the glove and maul the Fiend with it.  Niven gets a near fall after hitting a drive by apron dropkick.   Niven then hit the Fiend with a loaded glove low blow which took the wind out of the champs’ sails.    He nailed another drive by apron dropkick and tried to roll the Fiend up but he kicked out. After getting back into his groove, he attempted the Project 1950 but it was reversed and Niven went for a spear but the Fiend got out of the way and Niven went sailing to the outside of the ring.  He got back in and hit another Spear and got a 2 count.  He started to get a bit frustrated and tried a little too hard.  As the clock neared the time limit, Niven hit the champ with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.  He went for a pin but the bell rang at the two count.  The Fiend retains his title but just barely.  (20 min time limit)  He struggled to get to his feet and like clockwork, Dr. Red Fang rushed in and beat the Fiend down but the champ managed to battle back and hit Fang with the 3 hits from Hell that sent Fang flying out of the ring.  The evil vampire cursed at the Fiend and backed up the ramp.

The Muscles Trio is backstage and they said that they are ready for Match #7.  Thorpe says that the last couple of matches where they tried to be serious didn’t go over well for them.  Once they took the binders off and started to have fun, which is when it all came together.  They said that they are ready for this match and what will come next which will be a shot for the 6 man tag team titles.  Weasley looked at the camera and said “Boooty-O’s”.

Next match Ant Graham comes out with Mason the Mangler who is booed pretty heavily.  Next, 1/3^rd of the 6 man champs ScooterJ comes out to a pop from the crowd and he’s accompanied by his tag team partners TNT and the Axe.  Graham tries to throw a fit but the ref allows for them to remain.  ScooterJ owned the match but Ant kept interfering.  Finally, the Axe and TNT had enough and chased Ant from the ring.  Mason used the distraction to hit ScooterJ with a low blow and then hit a stiff piledriver.  He hooked the leg (and tights) and got the the 1-2-3 before Axe and TNT could return.  Mason steals a win but he takes off as Axe and TNT enter the ring.  The champs helped ScooterJ up and ScooterJ said that someone was going to need to make Ant Graham pay.  (7 min)

The 5^th Column are backstage and they say that the embarrassment that is the Muscles Trio goes away and it will be them who get to go on for the championship. 

Back in the ring, Talon McFrost is already there and joining him as his opponent is the huge Superquake Ferguson.  Ferguson tried to overpower McFrost but it didn’t seem to work and Talon held his own with the 7’ giant.  Ferguson tried to outsmart Talon by picking him up and setting him on the top turnbuckle but Talon leapt off and connected with a swinging neckbreaker.  Talon made the cover and got the 3 count and the win.  Talon celebrated briefly before leaving.  (12 min)

Felicia and her twin Betsy Cummings stormed into GM Max McGillicutty’s office (he was talking with Master Bull) and she demanded to know why Betsy was banned from ringside.  Max just said he was keeping if fair and the twins pouted and tried to hit on both Bull and Max but both said, at the same time, “not interested”.  The twins then stormed out.

It’s time for the #7 meeting between the 5^th Column and the Muscles Trio. The Column (Karl Braun, Baron von Blood and Oswald Zimmerman) came out first and were booed.  Next, the Muscles Trio came out and all were wearing Boooty O’s Shirts (knockoffs of the New Day’s property).  They have their rainbow colored bull horns and they are interacting and having fun with the fans.   Max comes out and says that he wants a clear winner in this game so it will be no time limit with the no DQ rule in place.  The Trio were on fire and totally owned their opponents with constant double and triple teaming.  The Column struggled to stay with them but with the fans 100% feeding the frenzy of the Muscles Trio, they couldn’t be stopped.  McGuire climbs the turnbuckle and hits the Diving Double Stomp onto Karl.  Thorpe and Weasley cleared the ring as McGuire made the cover and got the 1-2-3.  The Muscles Trio win the series and win the chance to meet the 6 man champs for the titles.  They celebrated with the fans before departing.  (18 min)

Master Bull is backstage again with Max McGillicutty and he says he’s ready to run his own show.  Max tells him (and the fans) that they still have a supershow and a PPV before that happens.  Bull’s enthusiasm is dampened a bit but still, he’s excited.

It’s time for our main event.  Felicia Cummings comes out with her twin Betsy and they barely get to the ring when the ref sends Betsy to the back.  She doesn’t understand and complains and stomps off to the back.  Next, the Ladies Champion Southern Belle comes out to a huge pop from the crowd.  She gets in the ring and the lights go off for about 5 seconds but they come back on and Felicia attacks Belle.  The match only goes 2 minutes until Betsy crawls out from under the ring and attacks Belle causing the DQ.  Max comes out and tells the twins that he’s about had it with their interference.  Belle asks for a handicap match between the twins and says she’ll even put the belt on the line.  Max agrees and we have another match.  Belle dominated the twins and with some cheating, they were able to stay up with her but Belle was just on fire.  The three of them beat the snot out of each other for a whopping 30 minutes that kept the fans on the edge of their seats.  Finally, the match gets called as a time limit draw and Max comes out congratulating Belle telling her that she’s been the most dominating champion this year.  The fans pop.  Max tells the twins that even combined they couldn’t defeat Belle and says that unless something really changes, this was the LAST title match for either of them.  They pout and take off.  Belle stays and celebrates with the fans as the show comes to an end.

Thanks for reading.  Come on back as our Supershow for our 600^th issue is up next.

The show looks like this:

Unknown Assassin vs Mick Rude III in a grudge match

Drew the Canadian Love Machine vs the Crocodile Hunter

Texas Wildfire vs Pete Punsher

‘Red Hot’ Lucas Johnston vs Leon Teremoto

Covfefe vs Magnum Kone

‘The Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo vs Ice Dagger

A Ladies Battle Royal to see who goes to meet Southern Belle for the Ladies title at the PPV.

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #598

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Well, due to a miscommunication, two shows actually took place in today’s issue.  You see, Master Bull thought he overheard that the show was going to be cancelled and he took it upon himself to go ahead and book a second one.  It all worked out as the shows were not that far apart and both venues actually sold out so no money was lost. 

Show 1

The first match kicked off the show with Phat Sol taking on Hangman #3.  As Phat was making his way down to the ring, live streaming turned on and TV champion Biceps Bannerman began taunting him.  Phat was a little put off but he shook it off.  Phat and Hangman #3 gave it their all and as much cheating as Hangman #3 tried to do, it didn’t help.  The match ends up going to a 20 minute draw.  Both men left the ring without further incident.

Ant Graham and Dr. Red Fang were backstage being interviewed.  Fang says that due to a contract negotiation breakdown between the creator of PWS and him (he WAS the face of that institution), he is no longer involved with them.  Graham says that Dr. Red Fang is going to concentrate all his efforts into HCW now.  Fang snarls calling the creator an “egghead” and mockingly wishes him best in his future endeavors.

We head to the ring for the next match between Scarlett Phoenix and Betsy Cummings.  Scarlett dominated the match and even thwarted an attempt by Betsy’s twin Felicia to steal a win but she held in there and after hitting a monkey flip, hooked the leg to get the 1-2-3.  Scarlett gets the win. (18min) 

Backstage, Perfect Pecs Stoddard challenged Bruce Biltmore for his spot in the TV title line up.  Bruce accepted.

The next match had Dr. Red Fang with Ant Graham taking on Leon Teremoto.  Fang tore into Leon and caught him totally off guard.  Graham’s interference didn’t do Leon any favors either.  Graham verbally antagonized Leon and received a punch to the face for his interference but Fang rolled Leon up and with his feet on the ropes, got the 1-2-3.  Fang steals another win but takes off like a scalded dog when the Fiend runs down and chases him to the back.  (15 min)

Today will be the 6^th encounter between the Muscles Trio and the 5^th Column.  The Column is up 3 to 2.  The Trio needs a win tonight in order to get another chance to win the series and go on to the PPV to fight for the 6 man titles.  The Trio – Muscles Thorpe, McGuire and Weasley are interviewed and they say that tonight it’s make or break and they will give it all or will go home empty handed.

It’s back to the ring for the next match.  ‘The Gold Standard’ Bruce Biltmore puts his “spot” on the line against Perfect Pecs Stoddard.  This one didn’t go very long as Bruce was beating the holy hell out of Pecs.  2 ½ min in, Pecs’ tag team partner Red McNulty came in through the crowd and attacked Bruce when he was on the outside of the ring.  Bruce was not able to make it back in before the 10 count so the match is awarded to Pecs via countout.   Pecs moves up in the rankings and Bruce moves down.  (2 ½ min)

The 5^th Column (Baron von Blood, Oswald Zimmerman and Karl Braun) are backstage and Oswald puts his fingers together and rubs them back and forth.  “This is the world’s smallest violin playing for the Muscles.”  Baron says “Life ain’t Twinkies and ding dongs boys so be prepared for the end.” They all laugh as they walk away.

It’s time for this show’s main event.  The Muscles Trio come out first and instead of being serious, they’ve gone back to their fun loving, rainbow color bull horn wearing days entertaining the fans.  The Column come out and they are super serious.  Thorpe asks “Why so seriousssssAH” and laughs.  The Column attack.  The Trio had fun in the match and that changed things up for them.  The two teams battled for over 25 minutes that saw both Karl Braun and Oswald Zimmerman get injured.  McGuire hit Baron with a diving double stomp and with no one to make the save, the Trio get the win.  The series is now tied at 3 and 3 and will go to a 7^th encounter.  The Trio celebrated with the fans as the Column limped to the back.  (26 min)

This brings the A-Show to an end and we not cut over to the B Show.

Show 2

GM Max McGillicutty comes out and thanks the fans for attending.  He doesn’t want to waste any time jibber-jabbering so it’s time to get this one moving.

Match 1:  Bishop Ripley vs Jesse California.  This one was a short one as Jesse catapulted Bishop into the corner where his head hit the steel post knocking him silly.  Jesse then locked in a bodyscissors sleeperhold and Bishop passed out.  Jesse gets the submission win in only two minutes.

A limo pulls up and security line the path as the Honorable J C Dykes exits the limo with the Unknown Assassin.  UA is a bit grumpy and says he’s ready for his match but Dykes tells him he has to wait as he secured the MAIN EVENT for them.  UA says “Finally” and they head in flanked by security.

Match 2:  El Gato Negro vs Jazz Emmett.  Jazz had the intensity turned up and El Gato just couldn’t get her groove on.   A double knee backbreaker brought this one to a crashing end as Jazz gets the pin on El Gato.  Jazz gets the win and El Gato leaves after interacting briefly with the fans.  (14 min)

Backstage, TV champion Biceps Bannerman laughs after he finished watching Phat Sol’s match from earlier.  He says that if Phat can’t win with just the image of Biceps in his head, what is he going to do when he has Biceps in the ring beating his ass?

Match 3:  Dude USA vs Superquake Ferguson.  Mick Rude had Superquake’s number this match and he shined against the man twice his size.  After getting hit by the Cutting Edge by Superquake, Mick somehow got Ferguson dumped out of the ring.  He was slow to get back in but as soon as he did, he flattened Rude and went for a pin but Rude kicked out.  Mick would get a pin attempt after doing a single leg takedown but was unsuccessful.  Superquake hit the ropes and Mick caught him with a hip toss.  He then made the quick cover, hooked the leg and got the 1-2-3.  Dude USA gets the win.  (18 min)

The Fiend is backstage and says he gets the Unknown Assassin tonight in a non-title match in the main event.  The Fiend is thankful for having someone else than Fang to fight and looks forward to handing the Unknown Assassin his first real loss.

Match 4:  DJ CJ Spice w/Figgy Newton vs Terra Ryzing.  The DJ came out with Figgy to a pop from the crowd.  Terra Ryzing came out and was booed.  Terra went in aggressive catching CJ off guard.  DJ negated a high knee smash but stopped dead in his tracks when the Tag Team Champions the Steel Curtain came out.  DJ jaw jacked with the champs but turned around and got caught by a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.  Terra hooked the leg (and tights) and got the 1-2-3.  Terra Ryzing gets the win and leaves the ring as Starbuck and Buzz Steel hit the ring and start putting the boots to DJ.  Davis Hoffmeister runs out and slides into the ring and starts to fight the champs off but the numbers overwhelm him and he succumbs to a Buzz Cut.  The Steel Curtain stand tall over their PPV challengers.  Eventually, everyone leaves the ring.  (11 min)

Terra Ryzing storms backstage demanding to know why, after being promised a shot at the TV title tonight, he had to face the dumbass DJ.  Max looks at the board and sees that it has been changed.  Max says that Terra will get a future match and to stop pouting like a child.

Match 5 for the TV Title:  Biceps Bannerman vs Jerry Saunders.  Saunders was not supposed to get this match but for some reason, the match board got changed and Saunders is the recipient of the error.  Biceps went right to work on the back of Saunders and then locked in the Biceps Crunch.  Saunders, in an intense amount of pain, tapped out.  Biceps gets the win via submission in 2 min.  The crowd then popped as Phat Sol ran out with a chair in hand and started slapping Biceps around with it.  Multiple chair shots to the back of Biceps and he finally bailed out of the ring.  Phat stood tall in the ring as the fans pop and Biceps leaves grumbling and cursing Phat.  (2 min for the match; 5 additional for the segment)

Backstage, Hoff n Spicy and Figgy Newton are being interviewed.  The Hoff says that the Steel Curtain have crossed the line and now it’s time for an ass whuppin.  DJ CJ says that the Curtain are cowards and are afraid to face them one on one.  Figgy adds that Hoff N Spicy are the team of the year and at the PPV, they achieve their goals of becoming the World Tag Team Champions.

It’s time for the main event.  The Hardcore Champion the Fiend comes out first to a huge pop from the crowd.  As a reminder, his belt is not on the line tonight.  Security comes out next and lines the ramp to the ring.  The Honorable J C Dykes comes out first and is accompanied by the Unknown Assassin.  The fans go super sour on him but he doesn’t care.  They get down to the ring and UA goes right on the offensive.  The Assassin had the first part of the match sewn up but after the Fiend caught him with the Project 1950, the match turned in his favor and he owned the match.  Seeing that things were not going to end well, Dykes got on the ring apron and threw a fireball into the face of the Fiend.  The ref immediately disqualified the Unknown Assassin awarding the match to the Fiend by DQ.   UA still has not been pinned or submitted.  He and Dykes storm off.  The ref was tending to the Fiend but then Dr. Red Fang ran down and attacked the Fiend.  He hit him with a Transylvania Piledriver and then stood over him and as the show came to an end, he screamed “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE…especially that fool Jowsterguy”.  The show then came to an end.

Thanks for reading.  Our supershow is one short week away with the PPV the week after.  Stay tuned.