HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 07.08

Hello fans.  Welcome back to our newsletter.  We are actually reporting live from Tucson, AZ.  As the show begins, Superfans Derek and Marc are joined by the 3^rd member Brian.  All three brought their signs.  Derek and Marc had the ones from previous shows (Derek actually retaped the one Bran-Don-Goh tore up – looks pretty ghetto) and Brian had some of his own:  “What the hell is a Shizzle?” “Great Khali is Mankind’s illegitimate child” and “John Cena needs to pull his pants up.”

This show is action packed with HWF matches as the wrestlers vie for the upcoming invitational battle royal.

Master Bull begins with his appearance. “Finally!  The HWF and CSWA are here in Tucson, AZ!  And what a cesspool it is (boos emanate from the crowd).  Why can’t you be more like my hometown of Kansas City, MO?  Really people?  Come on.  Get off your fat asses and do something.  You’re like zombies out there.”  People began throwing things at him so he bolted to the top of the ramp for his own safety.  “And I’d say you are pretty ignorant too.  You are all lucky the city of Tucson wanted us here.”  He then left so the matches could begin.

There was a small issue with the last match lineup for the PPV. 

In our first match, Tyson Kidd takes on Zema Ion.    The match saw lots of high spots but in the end, at 11 minutes, Tyson Kidd gets the win with the Code Blue.  Both men shake hands afterwards.

Next out is Brodus Clay taking on Antonio Cesaro.  Slow count Sam is the ref in this one.  This match was controlled by Cesaro but no matter what he did, he could not keep Clay down for the 3 count.  He tried 6 times but Clay just kept kicking out.  Just before the 30 minute bell, Cesaro hits a phenomenal gut wrench suplex.  He made the cover but the time limit bell rang before Sam’s hand went down for the 3^rd time.  A very frustrated Cesaro got into Sam’s face and threatened him.  Clay grabs Antonio and nails a T-Bone Suplex and Antonio rolls out of the ring.  Brodus got Sam to do a bit of dancing before they both left.

Out next is Jack Swagger taking on Kofi Kingston.  We haven’t seen much of these two as of late so we’re glad they are getting a match in.  Swagger controlled the match but just like in the last one, he could not do enough to keep Kofi down.  This match also went to the 30 minute time limit.

Next on the card is Heath Slater (w/3MB) against Roderick Strong.  Dispite having 3MB at ringside, Strong was able to hold his own.  This one goes 21 minutes and after Drew McIntyre accidentally kicks Slater, Strong hits a forearm to the back of Slater and gets the 1-2-3.

We have a break and out comes Prestige Inc with Ravishing Raquel.  They are not on the card tonight so they must be out here flapping their gums.  They make their way to the ring.  Magnus begins “We are Prestige Inc and the way we are treated is horrendous.  I can’t believe you maggots don’t see talent when it is right in front of you.”  King Damian Sandow takes the mic “Mighty Magnus, I can believe it.  These people here in Tucson (very cheap pop) are all bottom feeders.  We should not expect any different.  I am out here to promise that I will beat that chump Medley bring the European title here to the HWF were we will bring back Prestige to the title.”  He hands the mic to Ravishing Raquel. “Layla, I hope you are ready.  I am going to stop at nothing to take that title off of you.  As a member of Prestige Inc, it is expect that we ALL are champions and I will join that club with my man Reid at my side.”  “Well said Raquel”, Reid answered.  “You are already a champion in my eyes but I can tell you that the perks, benefits and notoriety will skyrocket once you come home with that title.  Now, on to my business.  Uncle Nova.  You pain in the ass.  You have the gall to think that you will ever be at my level – never mind a champion.  We will meet and I will send you packing.  Maybe our illustrious GM Master Bullshit will get off his ass and ‘redo’ your character again. Hell, you’ve been, what, 4 characters now?  A little complex issue?”  While this is going on, Uncle Nova in coming in through the crowd.  Unbeknownst to Prestige Inc, he gets into the ring with a steel chair.  Magnus and Sandow taste steel first as Reid gets Raquel out of the ring.  He then too tastes the cold hard steel (actually aluminum).  Uncle Nova picks up the Elitist title and celebrates in the ring.  Security comes out and Nova takes off through the crowd with the Elitist title.

We are back to action with Kazarian taking on Tensai.  For about 13 minutes, Kaz controlled the tempo of the match.  After that, though, it was Tensai.  He turned the pace of the match into his favor after almost getting a pin after locking in a claw hold STO.  From there, he hit everything from a flying elbow smash to a running senton splash.  The end came after Kaz went to the ropes and so did Tensai and Tensai hit him like a freight train.  Kaz got hit so hard that he bounced off the ropes and crashed in the middle of the ring. Tensai gets the win at the 19 minute mark.

Our second to last match is Alberto Del Rio taking on Mr. Ken Anderson.  This was the shortest match of the night.  As soon as the bell rang, Alberto locks in a rolling cross armbreaker.  Anderson, fearing his arm would get broken, tapped out immediately.  This one didn’t even go 30 seconds.  Crazy.

The main event has CM Punk taking on Jeff Hardy.   This one went 22 minutes with both men hitting crazy stuff but in the end, Hardy nails a suicide dive on Punk and is able to get the 1-2-3.

 

Clash of the Champions card as of right now:

John Cena vs Ryback in a Double Hell in the Cell

Mexicali Flyers vs Law and Order
Reid Rothchild vs Uncle Nova in a specialty match
Spider Violet and Fusion Valentine vs The Bella twins
Super Warrior vs Bran-Don-Goh
 
CSWA
Casey Jones vs Dean Ambrose for the Internet Media title
King Damian Sandow vs. Mike “the Axe” Medley for the European title.  If Sandow wins, the European title moves to HWF.
AJ Styles vs Mankind for the US title.
Christian vs AJ Styles for the CSWA World title

HWF

The Miz vs ODB for the X-Division title
Jay Lethal vs CM Punk for the IC title
Daniel Bryan vs Christopher Daniels for the North American title
Brock Lesnar vs HHH for the HWF World title

Ravishing Raquel vs Layla El for the Women’s title

The Shield vs BJ Whitmer/Jeff Hardy for the World tag team titles
HWF top 8 battle royal to determine who gets the future title shot.
HWF World champion vs CSWA World champion for a title shot against the Undisputed Champion
Undisputed Heavyweight Champion vs ????
 
 
More to follow as the Clash of the Champions PPV gets closer.  Stay tuned.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 07.07

Hello and welcome back.  We start off with a post that Master Bull sent in to mainstream media:

“You know, there is a reason I am the GM and no one else. I don't care if the board likes the way I run MY business or not, but this is my show and I will do what I want, when I want and where I want.  The board can kiss my ass.”

Not sure as of yet if that will have any repercussions but we will just need to wait and see.

As he promised he would, fan Derek is at ringside and this time he is joined by fan Marc.  Both have a collection of signs.  Derek brought his batch from last time and Marc had some new ones too “Master Bull can kiss my @$$”, “John Cena should be selling cars”, “Uncle Nova is Reid Rothchild’s Uncle”, “Bring back Donnie B and MW3”, and “Bran-Don-Goh needs dancing lessons”.  Throughout the night, they heckled both good and bad guys from ringside and had a blast doing so.

It looks like only three events are happening tonight, here in Houston, TX.  The three rings are being set up for the battle royals that will be used to determine the HWF and CSWA’s top 10’s.   Each member of the two brands who do not hold titles (except for Reid whose title is not real) will participate and based on how well they perform, that will be used for determining their place.  Even though some matches are already set up for the PPV, it is possible that Master Bull will make the change (it is HIS show after all).

The HWF team comes out first.  They easily fill all three rings.  The one thing to note is that Evan Bourne has not yet been cleared to return to the ring.  They were getting ready to just kill his spot and in walks ODB.  She says that she is taking that spot and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

There were a couple of things to note.  There was someone standing in for the Super Warrior.   We know for a fact it was not him as it looked nothing like him.  He held his own throughout the event but did not make it to the end.  Also, Uncle Nova got eliminated early but it was due to Raquel’s taunting and he got dumped.  Reid make it a bit further but he too was eliminated after Uncle Nova came back out and distracted him.  ODB held her own too but eventually got eliminated.

The finals came down to RVD, Shelton Benjamin, Christopher Daniels, Tensai, Cody Rhodes, (fake) Super Warrior, Kane, Joseph Park, Jeff Hardy, King Damian Sandow and CM Punk. 

Sandow was supposed to get a title shot at The Axe’s European title but since the roster got fixed and he was moved the HWF, he would not get it.  He said that he wanted the shot anyway and if he were to win it, it would come with him to the HWF.  Master Bull thought it was a good idea so he says it will happen.  BUT Sandow would forgo any extra title shots he would have gotten for making it as far as he did in the tournament.  Sandow assured everyone that the European title would become HWF property.  That means that if this happens, the North American title will move to the CSWA (including champion Daniel Bryan or whomever is the holder of the title).  That may be an interesting turn of events.

For the CSWA tournament, there ended up being two spots shorted.  Out again comes ODB saying she will take one of the spots.  Natalya Neidhart came out and took the second.  Another thing to note is that Cowboy Shizzle started off in the event with Marshall William Pearl but their friend Negronomicon was nowhere to be found.  After Shizzle got eliminated, Negronomicon made his way out.  He claims he fell asleep backstage and forgot his cue.  Bran-Don-Goh was eliminated by Santino after the crowd distracted him.  He left in a huff.  Shortly after arriving to the ring, Negronomicon was ousted by Ezekiel Jackson.  Another interesting note was that in the semi finals, Mankind met up with the Undertaker.  He eliminated Taker after a swinging neckbreaker and then dumped him to the outside.  The main event came down to Mankind vs (Super) John Cena.  Based on Cena’s performance during the entire battle royal, he showed why he is one if not the top guy over in the WWE.  He and Mankind battled it out for 15 minutes and Cena controlled the entire match.  Just towards the end, Cena went to Rap with some fans and Mankind caught him in a sleeper hold/Mandible claw combo.  He pulled John into the center of the ring where he ended up passing out.  Mankind is the winner of the tournament.  Holy Cow!  With the exception of getting a bye in the first round, Mankind took out some big names:  Kurt Angle, Bobby Roode, Randy Orton, Undertaker and John Cena.  Very Impressive.  As he was celebrating in the ring, he gets attacked by Casey Jones.  Casey started to wallop Mankind with the hockey stick and then ended up chasing him to the back.

The top performers here were:  Mankind, John Cena, Undertaker, Tornado En Fuego (come to think of it, El Dragon Insano, the other half of the Mexicali Flyers, was absent from the tournament), Curtis Axel, ODB, Casey Jones, Great Khali and Randy Orton.

ODB says that she can beat any man for any title.  She throws out a challenge to the X-Division champion, The Miz.  At first, Miz said he would not wrestle a woman. ODB came back and said that she is a beast and if Miz is afraid of losing, then he can go tuck his tail between his legs and go wrestle someone like the Brooklyn Brawler (hey, what did he do?).  Miz finally accepted.

We did end up finding what happened to El Dragon Insano.  Apparently, he was beat up in the back and tied to a chair and locked in a closet.  We think this is why Negronomicon was late getting to the ring.

There was one last tournament to determine the #1 contenders to the Shield’s World Tag team titles.  Participating were Big Show/Kane, James Storm/Austin Aries, Jeff Hardy and BJ Whitmer, Chavo and Hernandez, 3MB (represented by Mahal and McIntyre), the USO’s, the Colon’s and the Prime Time Players.

Dominating the scene was Big Show and Kane.  They were expected to go all the way until the unlikely team of Jeff Hardy and BJ Whitmer shut down the monsters and got the win.

Stay tuned for more.  The PPV lineup will be announced next newsletter.  As the camera starts to fade, we see Marc in the audience holding a sign “Glad my ticket was free.”  Geez, some people.

 

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 07.06

Welcome back.  Well, once the creative process takes off, it just doesn’t let up. 

In the news today, we start off at a show where one of the “fans” – the guy named Derek, is at ringside.  He seems to have all sorts of signs that we were able to get a sneak peak at. Signs included “This match sucks. I’m going to take a dump”, “Reid Rothchild really is Rotten”, “send the MF’ers back where they came from”, “I came to see hot chicks”.  When we went to talk to him, he seemed pretty obnoxious – with his baseball cap on backwards and all.  He did say that we could expect to see him, at ringside, at every show till the end of the year.  Hmm, I wonder what to make of that.

The first match of the night was Brie Bella taking on Alicia Fox.  Brie comes out accompanied by Nikki.  In 17 minutes, Alicia Fox gets the win after catching Brie with a monkey flip and getting the pin. 

The next match was Spider Violet taking on Velvet Sky.  In another 17 minute match, Velvet gets the win after executing an Octopus Stretch and then went for the pin.

Bran-Don-Goh came out next.  He got the crowd to chill just enough so he could pronounce his name for them.  Derek held up a sign that said “This guy looks like a Dancing with the Stars reject”.  Bran-Don-Goh went over and took the sign from Derek and tore it up.  He threw the torn paper into the audience.  He said that tonight was going to be his gracing us with his wrestiling ability in the ring but that Derek guy ruined it for all of them.  He left the ring.

Cowboy Shizzle and Marshall Pearl came out and got into the ring.  They said that they wanted a fight with the Mexicali Flyers.  The MF’ers came out but, since they do not speak or understand English, didn’t know how to react.  This prompted Master Bull to come out.  “You know, when I signed you to MF’ers, I thought you could speak and understand English but you had me fooled.  So, in return, for the duration of your stay here, you will be assigned an interpreter; a manager if you will.  Those fans who have been around and watched us will know who this guy is.  Ladies and Gentlemen: I present to you….Handsome G.”  Handsome G was a wrestler/manager from earlier in the HWF/CSWA days.  He is now the spokesman/manager of the Mexicali Flyers.  He took the mic “It is great to be back here in the HWF and CSWA.  I’ve had a great time here in the past and at the request of Master Bull, I’ve come back to share my knowledge and love of the sport.  Now, as for you, Law and Order, you are nothing more than bullies.  My MF’ers will take you on at Clash of the Champions and will show you who the better team is.  Count on it.”

Cowboy Shizzle took the mic “Listen fat-ass, if you think you can come in here and boss us around, you have another thing coming. Bring your little boys and we will show you what Law and Order will really look like.”  Everyone ended up leaving and just before the camera cut off, we see Derek holding a sign “Handsome G is my hero”.

The Super Warrior had a short promo that said he will be back in the ring at Clash of the Champions.  He said that he would love to wrestle Bran-Don-Goh.  We’ll see if that match will happen.

Next, we will just recap some of the other matches that happened.

CM Punk took on Austin Aries and in 23 minutes, CM Punk gets Aries to submit to the Anaconda Vice.

In a 14 minute battle, Christopher Daniels took home a win after Joseph Park got counted out.

In an 8 minute battle, his Royalness King Damian Sandow got the win over his former friend Cody Rhodes.

In a 20 minute fierce battle, Magnus of Prestige Inc gets the win over Kevin Steen after connecting with a flying knee smash.

In 16 minutes, Shelton Benjamin gets the win over Roderick Strong.

In a 17 minute tag team match, the team of Robbie E and Rob Terry get the win over the Colons.

We got a little break before the final two matches of the night.  Master Bull came out and said that he was finalizing the “method” for creating the top 10’s and that he (was taking the easy way out) was just going to do a battle royal to fill in all the spots.  The next show would be both the CSWA wrestlers and the HWF’ers participating in an evening long battle royal.  He did announce that the battle royal, in order to accommodate everyone, would take place in 3 rings.  That in itself is pretty amazing.

The night is not complete without Reid Rothchild showing his mug. He comes out with Ravishing Raquel.  Reid tells the cameraman that Raquel will be the next Women’s Champion.  He gets in the ring and throws out an open challenge to anyone who wants to earn a loss.  Music hits and out comes Uncle Nova (formerly known as Jimberg, Monopoly Jr and Jim-dango).  Nova accepts the challenge but says that Reid will be the one taking the loss.

Uncle Nova was completely distracted by Raquel who kept yelling at him calling him a failure and washed up.  Uncle Nova caught Reid sneaking up on him and cleaned his clock with a  flying axe handle smash.  He set him up for the Jimhammer but Raquel tripped him.  She tossed Reid his title and then distracted the ref.  Reid blasted Uncle Nova in the head with the title apparently knocking him out.  He locks in the Figure 4 Reidlock and an unconscious Uncle Nova gets pinned.  Reid gets up and starts putting the boots to him when Nova all of a sudden pops up and nails the Jimhammer.  Reid is down.  Uncle Nova grabs the title and walks off.  Raquel is screaming at him to return it.  Uncle Nova takes the mic “You know Raquel, I’ve about had it with your flippin’ interference (he kept it PG).  Reid, guess what brother, I’m going to hold onto this unless you agree to a match – one on one at Clash of the Champions.  You and I will get to settle this once and for all.  If you do not agree, you’ll never see this belt again.”  Reid screamed back at him “Fine shithead (he didn’t keep it PG).  You can have your pathetic match.  BUT if you destroy my property again, I will sue you from here till sundown and make sure you never get another paycheck in your entire lifetime.”  Uncle Nova replied “Perfect.  Master Bull, get your sorry ass out here and put this match down.”  Master Bull stormed out to the ring; not happy to be called out.  “Watch your tone junior or you’ll find yourself on the unemployment line.  This match is official but it will be a specialty match.  That will be announced at the Clash.  Now, both of you, get the hell out of my ring.”  Everyone left. 

The final match of the night is Undertaker taking on Randy Orton.  Orton put all he had into this match but was just no match for the Phenom.   Undertaker gets the win after hitting a tombstone piledriver at the 19 minute mark.

Stay tuned as our next newsletter will recap the outcomes from the battle royals. 

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 07.05

Hello fans.  Well, the August PPV Clash of the Champions is right around the corner.  The show will take place in the middle of August at the Sportatorium in Dallas, TX.  Master Bull was pretty vocal about bringing a PPV to his hometown of Kansas City, MO but, alas, it didn’t work out for him.  Turns out KC didn’t want to drop the extra bucks that Master Bull wanted to charge the city for hosting the PPV.  Maybe next time.

It seems that the idea of giving away free tickets to fans as a winning prize has skyrocketed.  More and more TV, radio and Internet sites are giving away tickets.  We were told that 4 people this time have been awarded tickets.  All that we have been provided so far is that they are named Derek, Brian, Marc and Joel.  I guess we have our next batch of “superfans”.

In the last newsletter, we read about Ryback getting tossed off the stage by John Cena into some tables below.  Ryback has insisted that he face Cena at the PPV but not just in any old match.  He has asked for the Double Hell in the Cell so that he and Cena can settle this once and for all.  Master Bull said that whether or not Cena agrees, this match will happen.

We also know that Ravishing Raquel is challenging Layla El for the Women’s title.  Layla must defend the title at least once before she can just sit back.  ODB makes her way to the ring and calls out the Women’s champion stating she wants her title match.  The Women’s champion comes out ready to fight.

The Women’s champion wasted no time in taking the fight to ODB.  At about the 5 minute mark, Ravishing Raquel came down to watch the match.  Layla only needed another 4 minutes and after hitting the Layout, she walks out with the victory and her title.   Ravishing Raquel went to the ring to try to get in the champ’s face but that brought out Natalya.  Nattie said that she was in line next and that she would be going to the PPV to meet the champ.  Raquel told Neidhart to put her “spot” on the line.  This led to an impromptu match.

For 16 minutes, Ravishing Raquel dominated Nattie.  She controlled the entire tempo of the match.  In the end, she secures the win after hitting a Power Full Nelson.  Raquel is now the real #1 contender for the title and she says that she will wait and meet Layla in the ring at the PPV.

Believe it or not, there is a Board of Directors for the HWF and CSWA and even though they have absolutely no say so in the goings on in the world of wrestling, they did express their displeasure surrounding Master Bull’s lack of establishing a new Top 10.  They have given him until this weekend to get it completed.

The Mexicali Flyers came out but were interrupted by Law and Order.  Marshall Pearl and Cowboy Shizzle were none too happy that these darn MF’ers are causing chaos.  They threw down a challenge to the MF’ers for a match at Clash of the Champions.  The Flyers, who speak absolutely no English, bounced around like a couple of jumping beans.  All of a sudden, out comes the Negronomicon.  The three of them attack the Flyers but the fan favorites battle back and take out all three of their attackers.  They motion like they want to challenge them to a match.  Marshall Pearl exclaims “That’s what we said you freaky deaky dumbasses”.  So I guess we have another match set for the Clash.  I wonder if Negronomicon will be at ringside.

Mr. Wrestling 4 was in the back sitting in the waiting room.  All of a sudden, the lights went out.  A flashlight turns on just as we see someone attacking Mr. Wrestling 4.  The lights come on and it’s the same guy that we’ve seen before – dressed all in black. We do not know who it is.  4 battled back and chased his attacker off.

We finally got message from Super Warrior. He states that all is fine except for the fact that he’s been sucking in the ring.  He says he will return at the Clash and all will be explained.

Casey Jones has been a bit absent as of late.  He makes his way down to ringside but goes to the announcers table instead.  He pulls up a chair for the next match.

Out comes the Internet Media Champion Dean Ambrose.  Ambrose gets in the ring and takes a mic.  He says that there is no one in the CSWA even deserving of a title match; much less any old match.  Casey Jones then gets into the ring and into the face of Ambrose.  Ambrose questions who this chump is and Casey then pulls out…a hockey stick (wonder where he hid that…never mind, we don’t want to know).  He proceeds to smack the Internet Media champion around until Dean had the sense to bail out of the ring.  Casey picks up the mic and only says “Match…now”.  Master Bull makes his way to the stage and tells Ambrose to get in the ring.  This is not for the title but if Casey can win, then he will be in line for a title shot.

The match goes for 22 minutes and that entire time, Casey basically humiliated Ambrose.  How this guy won the title in the first place is beyond us.  Casey made Ambrose his bitch and when he was done humiliating him, he finished him off with a flying elbow drop.  It looks like Casey Jones may be getting a title shot at the Clash…that is unless Master Bull changes his mind.

Mike “The Axe” Medley came out with his title in tow.  He exclaimed how good it is to be a champion.  He is then interrupted by Magnus and the King Damian Sandow.  Prestige Inc said that Medley had something that didn’t belong to him.  They demanded that the Axe hand over the title.  Medley refused so Prestige Inc attacked him.  He tried to hold his own but 2 against 1 won out.  Finally, Uncle Nova came out for the save.  Uncle Nova chased Prestige Inc out of the ring.  Uncle Nova said that right here and now that even though he just helped Medley, he wanted to put his name in line for a title shot.  Medley looked a little hurt.  Master Bull came out and said that there would be a mini tournament right here and now between the 4 competitors. The last one standing would get the title shot at the Clash.

First off, Uncle Nova took on King Damian Sandow with Magnus at ringside.  Uncle Nova was killing his Lordship until he went to the top rope and Magnus pushed him off.  Sandow made a quick cover and got the win.   Next was Magnus w/ the King against the champion Mike “The Axe”.  Magnus was controlling the match and Sandow tried to stick his nose in.  Medley was aware and blasted the King.  He then moved out of the way from a charging Magnus who crashed into the corner.  Axe hits the ropes and hits “the Axe”.  He makes the cover and gets the win.  Now it is former champ against current champ.  Sandow took all his frustrations out on the champ but Mike held in there.  At the 9 minute mark, The Elitist Reid Rothchild came down.  Mike was not expecting that.  Sandow blasted Medley who dropped to the mat.  Sandow hits a spinning elbow drop and gets the 1-2-3.  King Damian Sandow will go on to meet Mike “the Axe” at Clash of the Champions.

Bran-Don-Goh makes his way out again.  The fans here are just as relentless as at the last event.  They do not let up.  He never gets to even pronounce his name so he just ups and leaves. 

Gail Kim is out next for a match against Brie Bella.  In 11 minutes, Gail gets Brie to tap out to a Dragon Sleeper.

Samoa Joe makes his way out.  He was not happy the way his match with Christian went.  He calls out the champion and asks for another shot.  Christian comes out and says that he will give Samoa Joe a non-title match here tonight and if he wins, he will name him the number 1 contender. 

Joe starts off like a wildfire.  He tosses the champ out of the ring.  He is back in at the 5 count.  Christian tries for a DDT but the large Samoan neutralizes it.  Samoa Joe hits a Tornado DDT but Christian dumps him over the top rope to the floor.  Joe is not able to make it back in and gets counted out. This is crazy.  Samoa Joe just cannot catch a frickin break.   This leads to US Champion AJ Styles coming out.  He says that this is his time and he wants a shot at the World Champion.  He says that as the US champion, he is the #1 contender.  Christian agrees.  Master Bull comes out and makes this match for the Clash – Christian vs AJ Styles for the World title.  There is a caveat though.  AJ will be required to defend his US title at the show too so he will have to pull double duty.  AJ says he is up to the challenge.

Brock Lesnar will defend the world title at Clash of the Champions against HHH.  This will be HHH’s final title shot.  If he does not win, he will never receive a title shot again.

Stay Tuned; there is more to come (and maybe repercussions if Master Bull doesn’t get his ass into gear???)

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 07.04

Hi Fans.  Welcome back to our newsletter.  Sorry for the lack of news as of late but “real” life made its presence known and that took up a lot of time (nothing bad, all good).  We start off with the first piece of information.  Matt Morgan is given his walking papers.  This transpired because he confronted Master Bull about sitting on the sidelines and after making a not so veiled threat, he gets let go.  DOC came up too saying that he hasn’t even seen the light of day.  Master Bull showed him the door and also sent him on his way.

Chris Jericho makes his way out.  He makes the announcement about taking some time off.  He thanks Christian and Brock Lesnar for the opportunity to wrestle for the world title.  Master Bull confronts him about abandoning his fans and asks what it will take for him to stick around.  Jericho says he challenged and lost to both world champions so maybe it is time for him to hang up his boots.  This prompts The Elitist Reid Rothchild to come out with Ravishing Raquel.  Reid tells Jericho that he is a real man and Raquel corrects him by calling him the REAL Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla.  Jericho takes offense to his stealing his phrase (Hell, Reid stole everything about his character so why not this?) and challenges Reid to a match.  Reid tells him that nothing in this world is free so if Jericho wants a match, he can put his career on the line.  Jericho agrees.  Master Bull says the match will headline tonight’s event.

Ravishing Raquel takes the mic and challenges the women’s champion for her title shot at Clash of the Champions in August.  Layla comes out and says that the women’s champion accepts (this means that whoever is holding the title come the PPV must defend it against Raquel – unless she is in possession of it herself).

There have been some updates on Donnie B and MW3.  Roving Reporter Clarkus Kentus went to the hospital to visit them.  Donnie B, according to the notes on his chart, was in an induced coma in order to get the brain swelling down (how sad).  MW3 was in a body cast after being the recipient of the beat down from Mr Wrestling 4 and the Negronomicon (that dirty bastard).

Super Warrior has not been heard from since he left after the July Supershow.  We were able to learn that the person he left with is indeed someone who has had an influence on him in the past.  We also know that within the HWF and CSWA, he was a former champion.  Now, if only we could figure out his identity.  

Our first match of the night is the Mexicali Flyers taking on the Shield.  The Mexicali Flyers put up a great fight but in the end, due to interference by (we don’t know why) the Negronomicon, the Shield secures the win and retains their titles.  After the match, Tornado en Fuego hits Negronomicon with a Tornado blast (Hands of Stone) and El Dragon Insano nails him with a flying legdrop.  Then out comes Marshall William Pearl calling for security to bring Law and Order to this fiasco.  The MF’ers hightail it out through the crowd much to their delight.  The MF’ers mocked and pointed at Marshall Pearl standing in the ring with his security.  Negronomicon gets up and tries to start something with the Marshall but ends up walking away.

Mr. Wrestling 4 is back in the news.  This time he was wandering around the back and was bumped into by Ryback.  Ryback was none too happy and yelled at 4 to get the heck out of his way.  Mr. Wrestling 4 then got into Ryback’s face and told him that if he had an issue, they could settle it in the ring.  This led to our next match.

For 12 minutes Mr. Wrestling 4 was getting torn apart.  Ryback was destroying him.  Before Ryback could deliver the Meathook, John Cena came out.  Ryback, not happy with his match being interrupted, took off and went after Cena.  Ryback gets counted out and Mr. Wrestling 4 miraculously gets a win.  At the top of the stage, Cena ends up tossing Ryback from the stage to a table below.  Holy Sh!t chants ring throughout the arena.    After the match, Mr. Wrestling 4 said that he has a new tag team partner; one who won’t abandon him like MW3 did.  He introduces him and the pyro goes off.  Out comes…former MMA fighter King MO Lawal!  The crowd goes ape-sh!t.  He goes to shake hands with “4” and then the fans at ringside.  They both leave together.

Natalya vs ODB for the #1 contender was up next.  This one went 20 minutes and ODB ended up getting the win after hitting the Dirty Dozen.  Layla El came out and ended up distracting Natalya to allow ODB to get the win.  After the match, Layla got in the ring and shook hands with ODB.  All of a swhy udden, she throws Layla to the ropes and nails a spear.  The champ falls out of the ring in obvious pain.  ODB moves up in the rankings.

Bran-Don-Goh then comes out with Spider Violet and Fusion Valentine.  He does a little bit of dancing in the ring and tries to introduce himself.  The fans cut him off with “What” and “brandango” chants.  He got frustrated and left the ring.

Master Bull came out and made the announcement that he was still rebuilding the top 10.  This got lots of boos from the fans.  His reply was short and sweet “You know what you backwards losers, I don’t care if you like it or not; it is what it is and I control it all so suck on that.”  The fans began tossing junk at him and he had to get out of there pretty quick.  I’m sure he wishes he was back in Kansas City, MO.

Jim-dango makes his way out to the ring and he looks different again.  He is dressed in street clothes.  He gets in the ring and takes the mic.  “People are asking why I laid down for Negronomicon. It’s simple.  Pin me, pay me.  That was more of a stand I was taking against our “leader” Master Bull.  Master Bull feels that he controls everyone’s life but you know, not me.  I’m shedding the lame gimmick he saddled me with and I’m taking one of my own.  From now on, I will be known as ‘Uncle Nova’.  This character belongs to me and me alone.   Master Bull, you don’t own me and, now you never will again. 

The next thing I wanted to address is that turncoat jackass Reid Rothchild.  I guess Reid (in his own mind) thinks he is better than everyone else.  Guess what chump, your’re not.”  He pulls something out from under his coat and it is Reid’s Elitist title. “You see this cheap piece of crap, guess what…you can kiss it goodbye.”  He drops it in the ring and grabs a sledgehammer from under the ring.  Immediately out comes Reid and Raquel screaming at him.  Uncle Nova laughs at them and then proceeds to destroy it by whalloping it with the hammer; cracking it and shredding it.  Reid and Raquel were livid.  Reid tries to get in the ring and get his property but Uncle Nova kept him out.  Magnus and the King Damian Sandow come in from the audience and beat down Uncle Nova in the ring.  Reid jumps in but Nova battles back and then hightails it from the ring and leaves through the audience.  Reid gathers us the broken pieces and leaves with Raquel.  As he heads to the back, I think we catch a glimmer of a tear running down his cheek.

Spider Violet comes out and calls out Ravishing Raquel.  Raquel comes down and is majorly pissed.  Raquel tried to vent her anger but the Spider was on top of her game.  At the 9 minute mark, Raquel dumps Spider to the outside.  She goes to the top rope and nails a moonsault on to the Spider below.  Violet is down.  Raquel makes it back into the ring just before the 10 count and wins the match by countout. 

The main event of the evening is The Elitist Reid Rothchild vs Chris Jericho.  This match came about after Reid walked around (with Raquel) calling himself the “real Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla”.  Jericho then challenged him to a match.  Reid asked Master Bull for a stipulation to be added.  If Jericho were to lose, he’d have to be gone for the remainder of the year.  Jericho said that if he won, he would get all the services (and he means all) of Ravishing Raquel.  Raquel actually spoke up for her man and agreed to the stipulation.  It was determined that this would be a “Lights Out” Match.

The bell rings and as Reid is trying to connect with a Reid Bottom, he gets tossed out of the ring.  He makes it back in at 7.  Jericho then takes a wild swinging punch to Reid’s face but he easily dodges it.  Jericho then hits a flying forearm but Reid tosses him out of the ring for a 5 count.  Chris hits some chops to the chest (and gets a Woooooooo chant from the crowd) and Reid comes back and locks in the Figure 4 Reidlock.  Jericho makes it to the ropes.  Chris hits more chops to the chest and Reid dumps him out of the ring but for a 9 count this time.  Chris pulls Reid out of the ring and nails a piledriver on the concrete floor.  Reid is injured.  The ref counts but he manages to get up and back in the ring at 7.  He is bleeding pretty bad.  Jericho punches him in the face and Reid and Chris both hit haymakers.  Both men are down.  Reid is up at 3 while Jericho takes longer as is up at 8.  Both men get up and immediately hit haymakers on each other again.  This time Jericho is up faster than Reid.  Reid then trips Jericho who falls head first into an exposed turnbuckle busting himself up.  Reid, psyched up, hits a Reidarooni and makes the cover.  The ref counts 1….2…..3.  Reid has just defeated Chris Jericho.  Chris is now out until 2014.  Reid and Raquel celebrate in the ring as the cameras shut down.

As part of the after show, Reid and Raquel were in the ring and Reid stated that the old title was junk anyway and Raquel found him something better.  He showed it off to the audience and then nonchalantly left the ring with his honey bunny. 

 

Stay tuned; more to follow.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 07.03 – All Women’s episode

Hi fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  This issue will be all around the build up and rankings of our female wrestlers. 

Before anything could begin, Fusion Valentine comes out with Spider Violet.  Fusion calls out Ravishing Raquel and wants a match.  Spider Violet says that she wants a match against Raquel so they end up doing “rock, paper, scissors”.  Fusion wins and dances down to the ring while a mopey Spider Violet lags behind.  Ravishing Raquel comes down with Reid Rothchild.  Rothchild gets in the camera lens and says that Raquel will be the next Women’s champion.  They get to the ring; Reid kisses her and then gets out of the ring.  Almost immediately, the ref tosses Reid out from ringside.  After a bit of complaining, he leaves but stops at the top of the ramp and sits down on a chair.

The bell rings and Fusion starts off with a flying dagger (neckbreaker).  She then locks Raquel in a Lover’s Hug (bearhug) and lowers her to the mat trying for a pin.  Raquel kicks out and breaks the hold and then locks in the Ravishing Armbar.  Raquel tries to turn it into the Ravishing chickenwing but Fusion reverses it and tries for the Lovers Lock (crossface) but Raquel neutralizes it.  Fusion knocks her down and goes to the top rope and executes a Chilean Drop (moonsault) but Raquel gets out of the way and Fusion lands hard.  Raquel hammers Fusion in the back.   Somehow Fusion hits a Fusion Driver (piledriver) but doesn’t have it in her to make a cover.  Raquel floats over and locks in the Ravishing Chickenwing.  Fusion has no where to go and taps out.  Ravishing Raquel gets the win.  Spider Violet tries to jump in the ring but Raquel takes off and ends up jumping into the arms of a waiting Reid Rothchild.  They smooch and then leave.

Spider Violet is helping up Fusion until ODB comes out.  She says that Spider Violet has been talking a bit of smack lately so she is calling for a match.  ODB is twice the size of Spider Violet and she tries to get away but ODB grabs her and the bell rings.

Spider Violet controlled the entire match.  It began with Spider hitting a diving kneedrop on ODB twice.  ODB shrugs it off and hits a running powerslam.  Spider goes to the top turnbuckle trying for a moonsault and ODB stops her but Spider gets down safely before ODB could do anything.  ODB hits a series of chops and Spider just took it.  Spider battles back with a diving bulldog.  ODB locks in a bearhug but Spider is able to battle out of it.  Spider then chokes ODB on the ropes.  She quickly climbs the turnbuckle and hits a moonsault.  ODB doesn’t seem to be too fazed.  ODB hits a carpet buster and Spider hits a flying calf kick.  ODB locks in a bearhug and Violet turns it into a diving bulldog.  Violet then hits a sunset flip and another diving bulldog.  She makes the cover but ODB powers out at 1.  ODB locks in another bearhug and Violet hits her with a flying calf kick.  ODB then hits a fallaway slam and a TKO.  An off-balanced Spider Violet then turns and gets nailed by a spear.  ODB makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.

Brie Bella and Alicia Fox then go at it.  Brie tried to do a switcheroo but the ref caught it and banned Nikki from ringside.  Alicia then went to town and after 16 minutes, gets the win after pinning Brie with a monkey flip.

Velvet Sky comes out and calls down Gail Kim. This match is totally owned by Velvet.  For 9 minutes she beats Gail from one corner to the other.  She ends up getting the pin after executing some wrist clutch stomps.

                                                                                                                                                                        

Madison Rayne comes out and she is not a happy camper.  She claims to have been held back and is not being allowed to go to her full potential (I wanted to say screwed over and over but that could be taken the wrong way).  Out comes the #1 contender Natalya Neidhart.  Nattie tells Madison to just shut up and do her talking by way of action and she’ll be fine.  Master Bull comes out and tells Madison that he will not take any bull crap from anyone – male or female.  If she wants a reason to complain, he says that he will put her in a match against Natalya. If she wins, she moves up in the rankings but if she loses, she and her whiny ass are out of here.  Nattie heads to the ring and the bell sounds.  Just as the match begins, the new Women’s champion Layla El heads down to ringside.

Madison attacks right off the bat but she was just no match for the #1 contender.  The match goes 18 minutes and Natalya gets the win after hitting the Nattie by Nature.  Madison Rayne is now out of a job.   She storms out, pausing at the ramp to give Master Bull the double middle finger.  Layla gets in the ring and has a staredown with Natalya.  Nattie motions that she will be the next champion but Layla just wags her finger in Natalya’s face. 

With that, here are the rankings:

1. Layla El (champion)

2. Natalya Neidhart

3. ODB

4. Ravishing Raquel

5. TIE – Nikki Bella and Alicia Fox

7. Spider Violet

8. TIE - Velvet Sky and Fusion Valentine

10. TIE – Gail Kim, Brie Bella

Only the top 5 challengers will be in line for title shots but the other contenders could always issue a challenge to those contenders to try to take a spot.

That is end of this show.  Stay tuned.  More to come.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 07.02 – fallout from the Super show

Hello fans.  Well, just as we expected, there was some fallout that we expected from the show.  First off, Fusion Valentine was not happy that Spider Violet eliminated her from the tournament.  Spider kept trying to apologize but Ms. Valentine would not hear of it.  She challenged her friend to a match.  Spider kept trying to talk her out of it but Master Bull walked in and said that since the Spider wanted a Women’s division, she would need to get herself out there and wrestle.

Both women are in the ring and the bell sounds.  Fusion Valentine starts off with the Fusion Reactor (flying elbow) catching Spider totally unaware.  Both women lock up and end up falling out of the ring.  They each took their time getting  back in but made it in by the 7 count.  Spider then hits a diving knee drop and follows it up with a flying calf kick.  Fusion comes back with a  bodyslam and then goes back to the top rope and hits the Fusion Reactor again.  She makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  Fusion Valentine is the winner of the match.  Spider comes over and still is asking for forgiveness.  They end up hugging and then leave.

Master Bull comes out and says that it is housecleaning time.  He announces the departures of the following wrestlers:  Crimson, Hunico, Brad Maddox, and Matt Hardy.  Master Bull says he’d like to wish them well in their future endeavors but he really couldn’t care less.

Master Bull says the draft will now happen and only the champions are exempt from the draft. 

HWF gets Alberto Del Rio, Antonio Cesaro, Austin Aries, Christopher Daniels, 3MB, Hernandez, Jack Swagger, Kaz, Magnus, Rey Mysterio, Roderick Strong, Tensai, Reid Rothchild, Joseph Park, Jim-dango and Zema Ion.

 

CSWA gets Cowboy Shizzle, Negronomicon, Marshall William Pearl, Dolph Ziggler, Epico and Primo Colon, Jey and Jimmy USO, Kurt Angle, Mark Henry, Matt Morgan, Sheamus, Sin Cara, Wade Barrett, Bran-Don-Goh, and Curtis Axel.

Apparently, King Damian Sandow was an HWF’r but he was wrestling on the CSWA roster.  Oops.  With the trade, that has been fixed.

With the trades, there have been some new teams created.  Jeff Hardy is now teaming with BJ Whitmer; Chavo Guererro and Hernandez, 3MB, Prestige Inc, Big Show and Kane,  and James Storm and Austin Aries for the HWF.  The CSWA has Law and Order, the USO’s, the Shield, the Colon’s, the Prime Time Players and the Mexicali Flyers (MF’rs for short). 

Ravishing Raquel was in the back and confronted Master Bull.  “You know, that tournament was total bullshit.  I want a match.  Put me in with whomever.  I don’t care.”  Master Bull thought about it for a moment and then said “Sure, your opponent is on her way to the ring.  You better get moving.”

Ravishing Raquel heads to the ring accompanied by the Elitist Reid Rothchild.  He helps her into the ring and then kisses her hand.  The music hits and then out comes Velvet Sky.  Raquel starts off with the Ravishing armbar and Velvet hits a blockbuster and follows it up with the Skyliner.  Raquel battles back and hits a spinning heel kick.  Raquel locks in another armbar but Velvet powers out and hits a snapmare dropkick.  She followed it up with some clutch stomps but Raquel pulled her to the mat and locked in the Ravishing chicken wing.  Raquel put her feet on the ropes for extra leverage.  Velvet was in so much pain that she ended up tapping out.  Ravishing Raquel gets the win.  Reid gets in the ring and celebrates with her.  She takes a mic and says that she is coming for the Women’s Title.  She drops the mic and leaves with Reid. 

 This next match came from a backstage incident between Curtis Axel and Joseph Park.  In a federation crossover 11 minute street fight, Curtis Axel ends up with the win after tripping Park coming like a train off the ropes.  Curtis Axel says he is ready for action in the CSWA and tells the roster to watch out for him.

We have another women’s match to help establish the top contenders for the Women’s Championship.  This time it is Nikki Bella taking on Madison Rayne.  This one was a long one at 22 minutes and Madison Rayne was in control but it all changed after she hit Nikki with a headscissors takedown.  An exhausted Nikki falls out of the ring but then is back in quickly and seems rejuvenated.  She nails Madison with a running kneelift and then makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  Nikki Bella gets the win.  She is immediately joined by Brie Bella who seems to be a little winded.  Hmmm.

The Mexicali Flyers make their way down to the ring challenging Law and Order for their tag team title shot.  The MF-ers are easily the fan favorites and Law and Order doesn’t seem to be very happy about that.  El Dragon Insano starts off against Cowboy Shizzle.  El Dragon hits a swinging neckbreaker and the Cowboy hits a hurricanrana.  Tornado en Fuego is tagged in and nails the Hot Pepper superkick.  The Cowboy hits a roundup suplex and goes for the pin but Tornado kicks right out.  Cowboy hits him with a Cowgirl slap and follows it up with a mule kick.  He goes for a second one but it gets neutralized and then Tornado hits a Mexicali driver.  The cowboy hits a roundup bomb.  The Marshall enters the ring for double teaming.  A round up bomb and a face rub into the mat are fought off by a Hot Pepper superkick on the Cowboy.  The double teaming continues with the Tornado holding on barely.  More double teaming from Law and Order (who by the way, aren’t exactly abiding by law or order).  The tide turns after the Torando hits a Mexicali driver and he goes for a pin but the Cowboy kicks out at 2.  The tag to the Dragon has him hitting an Insane Neckbreaker on the Cowboy.  He goes for the pin but the Cowboy makes it to the ropes. He crawls to the corner and tags in the Marshall.  The Cowboy then falls off the ring apron.  Marshall William charges El Dragon but ends up eating a chair shot to the head (must be legal as the ref isn’t stopping it).  He then goes for a Mexicali Implant (DDT) but that is reversed by the Marshall who then tries to rub the Dragon’s face in the mat but that is reversed and then gets dumped out of the ring.  El Dragon follows him out and whips him right into the ringside steps.  The ref makes the count and Marshall Pearl gets counted out.  The Mexicali Flyers get the win and take Law and Order’s title shot.

Mr. Wrestling 4 has a match against Santino Marella.  4 was dismantling Santino until someone dressed totally in black pulls Mr. Wrestling 4 out of the ring.  He then plants him with a DDT on the floor and then tosses him back in the ring.  Santino hits a leg fed enzuigiri and makes the cover for the 1-2-3.  Santino gets a win.

The main event of the evening is CSWA World Champion Christian taking on Chris Jericho for the World title.

The match goes for 14 minutes with the challenger trying to stay on pace with the champ.  Both men hit their specialties with Jericho going for the first pin after hitting a Lionsault.  The champ kicked out at 2.   Christian gets tossed out of the ring but is back in at 8.  Christian battles back and hits an Unprettier but only gets a 1 count due to Jericho grabbing the bottom rope.  More back and forth action and Christian hits a One Man Concerto but only gets a 2 count.  Jericho goes for a Walls of Jericho but Christian reverses it and hits the Unprettier.  He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  Christian retains the World title.

 

That is all for now.  More surely to follow.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 07.01 – July Supershow

Hello fans and welcome to our July Supershow here in New York City, NY.  Larry Morton and Clarkus Kentus will be calling the action from ringside today.  Master Bull begins the show with his daily appearance. 

“Welcome to our July Supershow.  Short of a pay per view, this show will be our biggest of the year.  Before the matches can begin, I have lots of announcements to make.   You all know that RVD will be returning to the ring.  In fact, he will be making his return to the ring here in the Big Apple against none other than Chris Jericho.   We will also be hosting 2 main events tonight.  One will be Brock Lesnar defending the HWF World title against the Undertaker and CSWA World Champion taking on the Rock for the Undisputed Heavyweight title.  Also, due to our thinning roster, we are bringing in some new talent”. 

 

“Our first talent will be more of an introduction.  I want to welcome back a new but familiar face.  I give you Casey Jones.”  Out comes the wrestler formerly known as the Mighty Casey but now he is dressed in street hockey gear and looks a lot like the character from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  Casey doesn’t speak but holds up a picture of Mankind and then sets it on fire.

 

“Well, that was interesting but now I want to introduce a new team from south of the border...at least the California border.  Here is the new team called the Mexicali Flyers and it consists of El Dragon Insano and Tornado en Fuego.”  The Mexicali Flyers comes out and are cheered by the fans.  They run down to ringside and high five the fans and then make their way to the back.

 

“My next announcement is the creation of a Woman’s Division.  We have 12 women signed and later today, we will be hosting our very first ever  tournament to crown our first ever Women’s Champion.”

 

  “After today’s matches, there will be a roster shake up.  Anyone without a title can possibly be traded.  The only one exempt from that rule is Chris Jericho as he can wrestle on either brand’s show whenever he wants.  With all this admin stuff out of the way, let’s get on to the show.”

The pyro goes off as the supershow begins.  The first match of the night has Dean Ambrose from the Shield defending his Internet Media title (streaming live on Facebook) against Mr. Anderson.  In 22 minutes, Dean retains the title after bouncing Mr. Anderson’s face off the exposed turnbuckle post.  The champ was in control for practically the entire match while never letting Anderson go for any pin attempts.

 

The Super Warrior graced us with his presence stating that Miz just seems to get himself counted out on purpose.  Miz came out and told the Stupid Warrior that he just didn’t have what it takes to beat him.  Our illustrious GM Master Bull comes out and says he will make this a match…since it is the Supershow after all.   Miz complained that SW was not a top contender and was undeserving.  Master Bull added the stipulation that this would be SW’s last shot at this title as long as the Miz was the champ.  But to make it fair, it would now be a no DQ match.   Miz tried to complain but the bell rang starting the match.

 

The match went a full 14 minutes with Miz dominating the challenger.  Super Warrior just could not mount any offense.  The end came after Miz hit a tremendous discuss punch (like Kerry Von Erich used to do) and got the pin.  Super Warrior can no longer go after Miz’s title while he has it. 

 

Super Warrior goes to the back and is muttering to himself “This is Bullshit”.  He paces the room a few times until the door to his dressing room opens.  We don’t see who it is but we hear “It’s that time again.”  Super Warrior packs his things and leaves with the mysterious person.

 

Next up is the returning RVD taking on Y2J Chris Jericho.  Master Bull told these two that the winner of the match could have a title shot at whatever belt he wants.  RVD came out with a special guest referee Slow Count Sam.  Before the match began, it looked like RVD slipped something to Sam.  He then patted Sam on the back and said “It’s 4:20 somewhere”.  The bell rang and RVD was slow to move.  Jericho hits him with a flying forearm.  RVD comes back with some dropkicks but gets leveled again by the flying forearm.  RVD nails some chops.  He then tosses Jericho out of the ring but Chris is right back in and then locks in a Walls of Jericho.  Sam goes over nonchalantly while Rob is screaming in pain.  Rob is tapping out but Sam isn’t paying attention.  He seems distracted.  Finally, he hears RVD tapping out and calls for the bell.  Chris Jericho wins this one and will get a title match of his choice.  Jericho says he will redeem it against Christian for the CSWA World title.
 

In the back, The Elitist Reid Rothchild was just getting out of the shower (he had a towel on) when he turned and noticed that his belt and medal were missing.  In a panic, he started tearing up the dressing room looking for it.  After 5 minutes, a panic attack set in.  Ravishing Raquel walked in (she had an adjoining dressing room) and asked why Reid was all upset.  He said that his property was stolen and he was beside himself.  Raquel told him that it wasn’t missing.  “Remember, you asked me to send it out to get polished.  It’s right here.”  She gave it back to him.  Reid breathed a sigh of relief and then he and Raquel made out.  It started to get too steamy in there so the camera man had to leave.

 

The first tag team match was up first with Law and Order (Cowboy Shizzle and Marshall William Pearl) taking on Prestige Inc (King Damian Sandow and Magnus).  This match would be for Prestige Inc’s title shot.   Law and Order were all in control here (I guess the Cowboy just needed the right partner) and controlled the entire match.  At one point in the match during a double team, Sandow got injured and he never really recovered from it.  Cowboy Shizzle ended up getting the pin after hitting the Cowpie (which looked just like Negronomicon’s Doom Bomb).  Law and Order are now in the title hunt.  After the match, the Mexicali’s came out and neither Shizzle or Pearl liked it one bit.  The Mexicali’s got in the ring and went to shake the hands of the winners until the Cowboy and Marshall turned on them and started beating them down.  The Mexicali Flyers battled back with Dragon hitting a brainbuster and the Tornado hitting a superkick.  Law and Order then bailed from the ring.  Something odd is going on here and we will have to look into it.

 

Master Bull is out once again and this time is introducing a new face to our federation.  He was the “superfan” Brandon but now he is known as “Bran-don-goh”, a name given to him by Stone Cold Steve Austin.  Bran=don-goh came to the ring escorted by the two women who won the last Fan tickets.  They are known as Fusion Valentine and Spider Violet.  Bran-don-goh was furious with the crowd who kept mispronouncing his name on purpose.  Eventually he got fed up and just left with his valets. 

 

Next is our Women’s battle royal to decide the first ever Women’s Champion. The women came to the ring in alphabetical order but did not necessarily get eliminated that way.

 

Nikki Bella was eliminated by ODB.  Velvet Sky was eliminated by Layla El.  Natalya Neidhart eliminated Ravishing Raquel with the help of Spider Violet.  Violet went under the bottom rope and brawled a bit with Raquel before the refs came out to separate it and send Spider back to the ring.  Violet is back in and eliminates Madison Rayne.  ODB eliminates Alicia Fox.  Layla gets rid of Gail Kim.  Brie Bella is eliminated by Natalya Neidhart.  In an interesting turn, Spider Violet eliminates her friend Fusion Valentine.  Valentine could not understand why her friend did this.  Layla eliminates ODB.  After getting eliminated, Eric Young came down to console her.  They made out while heading to the back.  Spider Violet, still trying to explain her actions gets dumped by Natalya.  This leaves Neidhart and Layla El in the running for the Title.  In 6 minutes, Layla eliminates Nattie with a flying headscissors.  Layla El is the first ever HWF/CSWA Women’s Champion.

 

Master Bull then comes out and presents Layla with the championship belt.  He then informs her that Natalya will be the number one contender.  Layla says she welcomes it.  Master Bull then states that the rest of the woman’s roster will each have a match.  The winner of that match will be put in line for the shot at the Women’s Championship.

 

In the back, Mister Wrestling 4 was visiting.  He went to use the showers since he was there.  He received a bit of a surprise when he exited the shower.  His mask, that he took off so he could shower, sat in a trash can burning.  In its place was a paper bag that had eye holes and a mouth slot cut out.  He put it on and immediately took it off when he noticed that something foul smelling lined in the inside of the bag.  He ended up having to wrap his head in a towel so that he could leave incognito (after he cleaned himself up, of course).  We wonder who could have done this.  We know it’s not MW3 since he is hospitalized.

 

Next out came the Negronomicon.  He did his usual bit and challenged anyone regardless of the roster to come out.  Pyro hits and what the heck…it’s none other than Monopoly Jr but he is not dressed that way anymore.  Before he heads down to the ring, he re-introduces himself as Jim-dango (no relation to Bran-dan-goh in case you were wondering).  He says he will accept the challenge of the Negronomicon.

 

The bell rings and Negronomicon walks over and pokes him in the chest.  Jim-dango falls to the mat.  Negronomicon makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  The fans are up in arms and are throwing stuff at the ring.  Negronomicon pulls out some cash and gives it to Jim-dango.  The artist formerly known as Jimberg and Monopoly Jr appears to be a glorified jobber.  I wonder if he will explain his actions.  We’ll have to wait and see.  Negronomicon comments that “everyone has a price”.

 

Samoa Joe is out next and says he isn’t wrestling tonight but wants to call out the CSWA World Champion Christian.  Christian comes out and tells Joe that he of all people should understand the offer Master Bull gave him and that is a shot at the Rock’s Undisputed Title.  Christian apologized for the way the match went down and told Samoa Joe that he would like to wrestle him in the future.  He and Samoa Joe shook hands and left.

 

Out next was the Shield defending the tag team titles against Big Show and Kane.  The challengers came out first followed by the champions. This match was positively even.  Neither team allowed for any double teaming action.  At the 14 minute mark, Kane tossed Reigns to the outside and the Shield had had enough.  The grabbed their titles and walked away.  The Shield gets counted out but does not lose the titles.  Kane and Big Show begged the champs to come back in but after a couple of false attempts, the champs decided to just leave.   Big Show and Kane will probably be in the title hunt again.

 

Master Bull is in the back with two more new hires. One is Curtis Axel and the other is Joseph Park.  Park is asking a lot of questions and Axel ends up tossing him out of Master Bull’s office. 

 

Next is our first main event of the evening with Christian challenging the Rock for the Undisputed Heavyweight title.  Rock was acting all nonchalant and not taking this serious at all.  Master Bull came out and made this match an “I Quit” rules match.  The bell rang and Rock immediately tries to lock up but Christian whips Rock into the corner and Rock hits hard.  He falls to the mat and Christian pulls him to the center of the ring and locks in a Spine bending Boston Crab.  Christian cinches it in and the Hollywood Action Hero is trapped.  Honest Abe, the ref for this match, keeps asking Rock what he wants to do.  Rock, unable to take the pain anymore, screams I Quit.  HOLY CRAP!  Christian has just defeated the Rock to win the UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT Championship.  Christian falls to his knees celebrating until Brock Lesnar’s music hits.  Brock comes out and says that each and every time the two of them met, Brock walked out with a win.  Brock tells Christian to take pictures and create memories with that belt because at Clash of the Champions in August, Brock will take that title from him whether he likes it or not.  The lights then go out and as soon as they come  back on, Undertaker is standing in the ring.  Brock freaks out and hightails it out.  Undertaker asks for the match to begin and the bell rings.

 

Undertaker  starts off  strong by neutralizing a powerbomb from Lesnar.  Brock manages to hit a powerbomb but Taker throat chokes the champ against the ropes.  Both men fall over the ropes and to the floor.  Lesnar is back in first with Taker taking his time to get back in.  Brock hits a power clothesline but Undertaker hits a tombstone piledriver.  He goes for a cover but Lesnar grabs the ropes at 1.  Taker goes for another throat choke but that gets neutralized by Brock.  Out of nowhere, Taker locks in a triangle choke but Brock doesn’t submit.  Brock chokes Taker on the ropes but Taker hits the Last Ride.  He makes the cover but Brock kicks out at 2.  Lesnar hits a powerbomb and Taker throat chokes him. Lesnar hits a backbody drop and UT nails a clothesline.  Brock hits another back body drop and Undertaker hits the Last Ride again.  He makes the cover again but only gets 2.  Taker hits a chokeslam but Lesnar hits a Press and Slam.  He makes the cover but Taker sits up at 2.   Brock starts to get frustrated.  He nails a power clothesline but we’re back on the mat and Taker locks in a triangle choke.  Brock won’t tap.   Taker nails the Last Ride but Brock rolls through it and nails another press and slam.  He makes the cover but Taker kicks out at 2.  Taker with a chokeslam and Lesnar with a back body drop.   Undertaker hits a throat choke but Brock nails an F-5.  He makes the cover but Taker sits right up.  Brock picks him up again and parades around the ring and nails a second F-5.  With a solid hook of the leg, Lesnar gets the 1-2-3 and the win.  Brock Lesnar retains the HWF World title.

 

Master Bull comes out to close the show.  He tells us that over the next couple of days, he will be doing the draft to see who, if anyone, will be trading brands.  Those wrestlers making the move will be notified live at our next event.

 

Wow, what a fantastic end to the July Supershow.  Please continue to stay tuned as things will only get better from here.