Hello fans. We have a few things to recap before our next ppv. First, we wanted to go in-depth regarding the relationship between the tag-team champions – Handsome G and the Super Warrior. The relationship these two have is almost as weird as the one that was between Negronomicon and Donnie B. John Morrison and Christopher Daniels have been put together as a team and they challenged the champs. SW stood there and grunted and Handsome G, not wanting to deal with the idiocy that is the SW, walked away. SW accepted the match on behalf of his wayward partner.
The contract that Lashley signed when entering the HWF was actually a pay-per-appearance one. This means that he may or may not be on every card. Apparently, this is the contract Regal agreed to when signing the former ECW Champion. Lashley has said that he wants to fight the top caliber wrestlers. He feels that putting himself against the cream of the crop can only best prepare him for being a World Champion again. He said that his match against Cena showed him quite a few of his weak-links so he is ready to move on to the next level. Lashley issued a challenge to Randy Orton saying Randy is one of the best wrestlers in the business and he needs to hone his skills. Orton came out but didn’t have anything nice to say to or about Lashley. He said that Lashley was beneath him and didn’t deserve a match against him. Lashley actually started to get angry and actually slapped Orton. Regal came over to break it up and said that if either man really want to prove themselves, they can duke it out in the ring with the winner of the match becoming a top contender (not the #1 but closer in line) for the World Heavyweight championship.
Donnie B got stopped in the back and was questioned as to what went down (this time) between he and the Negronomicon. Donnie B went on to tell us a story how a few months ago, he got engaged. He said that it was the happiest time of his life – even greater than winning the tag-team titles with his friend/nemesis Negronomicon. Well, N didn’t take that too well. Over the next few months, Donnie B and his fiance started to plan their wedding. Invites were sent to all their closest friends and relatives. CSWA GM Jeffrey Meyers was actually asked to be his best man (which he gracefully accepted). With the exception of a few wrestlers, most of the people invited made it (SW replied with scribbling that was unreadable and Handsome G said he had a cold). Left off the list was the Negronomicon. N asked why he didn’t receive an invite to this cherished event and Donnie B looked at him and asked “Are you serious? Why in the world would I invite you to my wedding?” N had this hurt look in his eyes and maybe even started to tear up (which he has denied). N said “With all we’ve been through, I thought you would surely invite me.” Donnie B said “Think again” and walked away. This led to N turning on Donnie B yet again costing them the tag titles. Now, the wedding which is a few months away, is starting to be the talk of the town. Negronomicon was so upset that after going to see William Regal about their match and being informed that the next match between him and Donnie B would be decided on the internet by the fans, he got to thinking. What most people don’t realize is that Negronomicon is actually a wiz at computers. In fact, he actually hacked (yes, hacked) into the CSWA’s mainframe (ok, so they are a little slow in the technology field) and changed all the voting that was rolling in. In fact, he changed the stipulation to now be a “If I (Negronomicon) win, I get to be invited to the wedding. If I lose, then I don’t get to attend.” By the time Donnie B found out that this was going on, it was too late. Donnie B’s fiance was none-the-happier about it but they decided to live with it.
Here are the matches scheduled for the next PPV which is entitled “Unforgiven”:
Edge vs Christian for the HWF IC title
Undertaker vs Booker T – Hell in the Cell for the HWF World Title
Samoa Joe vs Mick Foley for the NA title
Shawn Michaels vs Batista for the CSWA TV title – mw3 will get to be the special guest referee
Tommy Dreamer vs Jay Lethal for the X-division title – no time limit
John Cena vs Khali for the CSWA world title
Bobby Lashley vs Randy Orton
Negronomicon vs Donnie B in “If I win, I get invited to the wedding” match to be held as an “I-Quit” match.
Santino vs Shelton Benjamin for the Cruiserweight title
Chris Jericho vs. Rey Mysterio for the US title
Handsome G and Super Warrior vs John Morrison and Christopher Daniels for the tag team titles
A match will be held between the CSWA and HWF World Champs to determine who goes on to meet Kurt Angle for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship.
More to come.
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