In the first match, El Chango took on Heath
Slater. In a lengthy 18 minute battle,
Slater finally gets a rare win after taking down Chango with a lariat.
The next match on the card had Tensai take on King
Mo. Ever since the departure of Mr.
Wrestling 4, King Mo has finally gotten some singles action (4 was really
cramping his style). Too bad he didn’t
have more singles opportunities before this.
Tensai beat the snot out of King Mo for 12 minutes and finally pinned
him after a claw hold STO.
In the back, Sin Cara ran into Ryback. Sin Cara was jabbering at Ryback in
Spanish. “Listen pipsqueak, I don’t
speak freaky deaky EspaNOL” Ryback yelled.
Sin Cara kept jabbering. “If you
got something to say, let’s do it in the ring.”
Master Bull walked up and said that he understood Spanish and that Sin
Cara wanted “Cryback” to put his career on the line. Ryback agreed if Cara would do the same. Master Bull asked and Sin Cara agreed. Master Bull said this would be our main event
of the evening.
Next out was Kofi Kingston taking on Santino
Marella. In 23 minutes, Santino gets
the upset win after nailing a leg-feed enzuiguri.
In tag team action, the Uso’s took on the
Colons. No matter what the Uso’s did
(including beating the tar out of their opponents), the Colon’s would not give
up. Primo and Epico hung in there and
carried the match to the 30 minute time limit.
Back to singles action, the next match is a “Battle of the Mike’s” with Mike Bennett taking on Mike “the Axe” Medley. In 6 minutes, Medley gets the win after nearly taking off Bennett’s head with an Axe.
Next on the card has Roderick Strong taking on Zack
Ryder. In 12 minutes, Ryder gets the win
after hitting a headbutt to the arm of Strong….ok.
Before the next match could start, out comes the
6-man Tag Team Champions Prestige Inc with the Diva Champion Ravishing
Raquel. Reid started off on the mic “The
day is not complete without a visit from YOUR 6 man tag team champions Prestige
Inc and the Elitist Champion…Me.
Standing at my side are the best partners any man can ask for. King Damian and Magnus. And of course, the gorgeous Ravishing
Raquel.” King Damian took the mic
next. “Thank you Reid. You truly exemplify the term Elite. We are honored to be joined by the Diva’s
Champion. 2014 will be a stellar year
for Prestige Inc. Reid has the Elitist
title, Raquel is the Diva’s Champion and Magnus and I co-hold the 6 man titles. We are putting the world on notice that
Magnus and I are looking at the World tag team titles too.” Magnus then takes the mic. “In addition to the tag titles, his Royalness
and I will also be working our way into singles competition. We are putting the CSWA on notice. No title will be safe. It doesn’t matter if you’re a world champion,
intercontinental or North American. We
are gunning for you. You had better be
ready for us.” Ravishing Raquel then
took the mic. “I am the DIVA’s champion.
There is no greater championship.
Master Bull wants me to defend this title and I will. Anyone who thought I was dominant as the
Women’s champion, stand back and prepare to be amazed. All of us in Prestige Inc. promise that you
will see us throughout the year no matter what.
You’re Welcome.” The team went to
the back to open up time for our main event.
In the main event, Ryback took on Sin Cara with the
loser having to retire. Sin Cara came
out first and was acting extremely cocky.
Ryback came out and Cara jumped out of the ring. The fans began to boo Cara and he actually
threatened to leave the ring if they didn’t stop. The bell rang but Cara refused to get in the
ring. He started jaw-jacking with a fan
at ringside and Ryback hit Cara and threw him into the ring. Cara tried to beg off Ryback but the monster
would not let up. For the first 15
minutes, Cara buzzed around the ring and stayed toe to toe with Ryback. After that, he started to lose some of his
wind and Ryback, who was holding back, opened the floodgates. For the next 12 minutes, Ryback beat Cara
down keeping him grounded. At the 27
minute mark, Ryback hits a powerslam and gets the pin. Sin Cara is now out.
The final vignette airs staring Senor Vampiro:
Pai Mai takes Brian to the set of the Expendables 3 which just so happens to be filmed partially in Brian’s hometown of Phoenix, AZ. While there, Senior Vampiro receives 3 days of MMA style training from none other than Randy Couture. As part of the conditioning, Couture also has Brian run through a freezer where he boxes slabs of meat. After the 3 days of training, Couture introduces Brian to Sylvester Stallone. Stallone comments that Brian is looking good after his training. He says it reminds him of a character Sly did in the past – maybe he knows him – Rocky Balboa. He says Brian is inspiring the same way Rocky did. Brian fills with much confidence. Pai Mei then brings Brian back to the mean streets of Philadelphia, PA…to the same steps that Rocky climbed. Pai Mei nods and Brian dashes up the stairs (Rocky theme music playing in the background). Senior Vampiro sprints up the stairs and as he reaches the top, he jumps in the air pumping his fists. He turns around and sees a statue…of himself. He’s taken aback momentarily and then is grinning ear to ear.
Fade Out
Fade
In
Pai Mei calls in
Senior Vampiro for one last meeting. Pai
Mei begins: “I have waiting until you were ready to reveal what you finally
need to know. My last student did not
honor the proper ways of training and actually took on Corporate
sponsors. This person did everything
wrong and spit in the face of the old ways.
That man then proceeded to break Pai Mei’s leg with a long-lost
forbidden move – the 5 point exploding chop.”
Brian vows to hunt this individual down and deal with him. Brian asks who this scumbag is and Pai Mei,
looking all sad, says “You already know.
In fact, he is the reason you are here.
It…it was…soap…poisoning. Sorry,
I drifted off there for a moment. It
was, in fact, EL CHANGO!
Brian replies “I
will go up to him and I will say to him “Hello.
My name is Senor Vampiro. You
tormented my mentor. Prepare to die...or
at least suffer.” The camera begins to
fade but then only centers on Brian.
There is a faint glow behind him and he starts into an almost like
trance:
And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
Well,
that is all for now. It does sound like
Senior Vampiro will be making his appearance again in February. Stay tuned.
More to come.
