HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 – 02.11

Hello fans and welcome back.  We are coming live from Salt Lake City, UT.  The shows opted to move west instead of east to stay out of the nasty weather.  The show kicks off with an appearance from the former Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel.  She comes out solo with a microphone and heads to the ring.

 “I was robbed.  My Diva’s title was taken from me by a nobody.  This is all the fault of Master Bull.  You know, just because you have a beef with my husband ‘the Elitist’ Reid Rothchild doesn’t mean you can take your issues out on me.  I was not prepared to defend my title and all of a sudden, I’m thrown in a match with someone definitely not on my level and without the proper preparation, I got pinned.”  “Boo hoo hoo.”  Out comes the NEW Diva’s Champion Fusion Valentine.   “Listen Chicka, you lost fair and square.  I’m the better wrestler and taking the title off you proves it.”  Raquel starts up again “You are NOT the better wrestler; not b y any means.  In a fair, properly trained match, I’d beat you from East to West and then send you packing.”  Fusion Valentine starts to make her way to the ring but stops.  “You know, anytime you want your rematch, I’ll beat you again and there is nothing you or your lame-o husband can do about that.”  Raquel starts back up “I will get my rematch on my own terms; not yours.  Master Bull, I am officially giving you notice that I will take my rematch at none other than Wrestlemania.  Valentine, get your act together and maybe, try to hang on to that title so when I beat you for it, the rewards will be that much greater.”  Bran-Don-Goh’s music hits and he joins Fusion Valentine on stage.  “Brando is in the HOOUUUUSSEEEEEE.  Reid Rothchild, you are very fortunate to be on another roster because if you were here in the HWF, I would have already beaten you for that Elitist title.  In fact, why don’t we get an exception here and put your precious title on the line against me.  You beat a Cobra; now let’s see how you do against me.”  Reid comes out and stares down Bran-Don-Goh on the ramp.  “YOU are calling ME out?  You have got to be kidding me.  You want a match against me why, because ‘Brando’ said so?  I have no qualms about kicking your Dancing with the Stars fancy pants back to where ever it is the hell you came from.  You want a match?  Fine but it WON’T be for my title.  We can head to the ring where I’ll kick your ass for free.”  Reid heads down to the ring.  Bran-Don-Goh and Fusion Valentine head down and it looks like we have our first match.

 

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild executes a THE SNAKE'S DDT....

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Bran-Don-Goh kicks out of the pin!

Bran-Don-Goh executes a STEPOVER TOEHOLD FACELOCK....

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild attempts to defend against STEPOVER TOEHOLD FACELOCK but is unsuccessful.
Bran-Don-Goh straps in the STEPOVER TOEHOLD FACELOCK.
"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild submits!!!
 
Bran-Don-Goh wins with a STEPOVER TOEHOLD FACELOCK over "The Elitist" Reid Rothchild in just 2 minutes. 

Bran-Don-Goh gets up and celebrates his win while Reid is on the outside of the ring throwing a tantrum.  Master Bull comes out and says Bran-Don-Goh has earned himself a title shot at Reid so this match will indeed be taking place.  Reid jumps back in the ring with a chair and nails Brando with it.  B goes down.  Fusion Valentine starts to scream at Reid but she is jumped by Raquel.  Raquel locks in the Ravishing Chickenwing and Fusion is tapping out screaming.   Raquel lets up and she and Reid leave together with their arms raised to the boo-ing from the fans.

 

Our first title match of the night is Curtis Axel vs Ken Anderson for the North American title.  Axel gets the first fall in 13 minutes after pinning Anderson with a Fisherman’s Suplex.  The Champ then secures the second and final fall in 26 minutes after he pummeled Ken with a flurry of punches and kicks.  Axel leaves with his title intact.

 

Next on the card is HWF World Champion Brock Lesnar taking on the Great Khali in a non-title match.  This one only goes 6 minutes and ends after the big man from Punjabi is laid out after an F-5 from Brock.  After the match, Lesnar hollers for Kane but the Undisputed Champ does not come out.

 

The next match on the card is the Mexicali Flyers vs Heath Slater & Jinder Mahal from 3MB.  Slater and Mahal came out showboating.  The Flyers came out to the adulation of the fans.  The match goes 26 minutes and shows why the Flyers are the New Japan WW tag team champions.  In 26 minutes, El Dragon Insano nails a neckbreaker and pins Slater.  After the match, El Chango and Senor Vampiro come out.  Chango runs down and takes out El Dragon.  Tornado en Fuego battles back but ends up falling victim to the Diamond Dust.  Senor Vampiro gets in the ring.  El Chango takes a mic “These losers think they will just ignore us?  Hell no.  We will put these miscreants on the shelf for good and then you fans will not be able to cheer them anymore.”  Senor Vampiro turns to talk to El Chango but then Tornado pops up and charges shoving Vampiro into El Chango.  Vampiro turns around questioning why he got hit and El Dragon jumps in and start to fight back.  Senor Vampiro then unloads with the Creatures of the Night and drops both assailants.  Vampiro picks up the mic.  “Hey, I came out here to stop El Chango but then you attack me!  You want trouble, guess what, you just found it.”  He drops the mic and gets out of the ring.  El Chango looks at the camera, smiles evilly and then follows.

 

Next up is Randy Orton vs Wade Barrett for the Intercontinental title.  Wade comes out first and tells everyone he has bad news.  Orton will NOT be walking out the champion.  He laughs and then heads to the ring.  First fall goes to Orton who nails an RKO on the floor and Barrett doesn’t make it in before the 10 count. (10 min).  The next fall goes to Barrett who, after 11 minutes, nails Orton in the back with repeated shots to the back.  He puts his feet on the ropes to get the second fall.  Orton then battles back and for 9 minutes, beats the tar out of Wade.  Orton hits a suplex and with a bit of cheating on his part, hooks the tights and gets the pin.  Winner and still IC champion – Randy Orton.

 

We cut to the back where Cactus Jackie is walking around.  Master Bull comes around a corner and almost runs her over.  “What are you doing here Jackie?  I told you I don’t have any contracts available.” Jackie replied “Bull, I’m giving you one last chance.  Give me a contract or you’ll pay the price.”  “Are you threatening me Jackie?  If so, I do have a slew of lawyers at my disposal…by the way, speaking of lawyers, like how I got your stupid citation dismissed?  Yeah, try something stupid like that again and I’ll promise you that you will NEVER work here or anywhere.”  Master Bull then walked off.  Jackie turned around and mumbled “Well, option 2 it is.”  Wonder what option 2 is.

 

Next up is the Women’s Champion Gail Kim taking on ODB.  ODB fought hard and wouldn’t give up but tired more the longer the match went.  Fall #1 goes to the champ who got an exhausted challenger to tap out.  Gail then followed it up with a second win in 15 minutes when ODB tapped out for the second time.

 

Kofi Kingston vs Hernandez was up next.  The newcomer Kingston took the fight to Hernandez and then after 22 minutes, secured a pin after hitting a flying armdrag.

 

The main event is up next with Kane taking on Batista for a number one contenders match.  Before the match could begin, HWF Champion Brock Lesnar made his way down to ringside.  Both Kane and Batista tried to complain but Brock showed the ringside ticket he had purchased. (Later we found out that Brock found an MMA fan and told him he’d lock him in an MMA move of his choice in exchange for the ringside ticket).  The fan agreed and screamed in pain as Brock had him locked in a triangle choke and the fan’s friends watched and laughed at his expense.)  At the 7 minute mark, Kane tosses Batista out of the ring and Brock nails Dave with the chair.  Batista gets counted out and Kane gets the win via countout.  Brock jumps the railing with chair and chases Kane to the back.

That is all for now.  Stay tuned as Master Bull will have an earth shattering announcement in March.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 –02.10

Hello fans.  Welcome back to our newsletter.  This issue is all news as it pertains to the HWF and CSWA with just a single house show recap.

 

First, after discussing it with Fusion Valentine, she has decided that, after winning her last match, she wants to go after the Diva’s title currently held by Ravishing Raquel.  Fusion Valentine is now the official #1 contender for the Diva’s title.

 

Next, with the hiring of Wam Bam Arsonist and adding him to the HWF roster, they seem to have gotten a little heavy.  Two wrestlers have been chosen at random to move to the CSWA to balance the rosters.  The two names drawn are Kofi Kingston and Malo Leche de Mantiquilla. 

 

Pick and the Axe were hanging out and Mike was polishing up his newly won X-Division Championship.  All of a sudden, in run Casey Jones and Bran-Don-Goh.  B nails the Pick with a superkick and Casey starts waving a barbwire bat threatening Mike with it.  Casey ends up trapping Mike in the corner and pops him with a Turtle Snap.  Mike drops and Casey locks in a reverse chokehold.  Casey yells that Mike needs to put his title on the line against him.  At first, Mike struggles but then relents.  Casey drops him and says that he will see him in the ring.

 

Next, we run into Senor Vampiro.  We ask him if he has made a decision in regards to El Chango.  Vampiro says that what El Chango told him made a lot of sense.  Pai Mei walks in and tells Vampiro that El Chango is the anti-Christ (what?) and that he will throw his career away even before it starts if he joins up with El Chango.  Vampiro replies “Sensei, I appreciate all you did to get me here but now, I think it is my responsibility to take it from here.”  Pai Mei shakes his head “If you join him, throw away all I have taught you, you will.  Once you start down that path, forever will it corrupt your destiny.”  Senor Vampiro nods and then NAILS Pai Mei with a 3-inch punch knocking him out.  El Chango then walks in.  “Come Senor Vampiro, you have taken the first step into a larger world.   Today has seen the end of Pai Mei and it will soon see the end of the Mexicali Flyers.”  Both men left together.

 

In another part of the building, the NJWW World tag team champions the Mexicali Flyers were watching a recap of El Chango’s conversation with Senor Vampiro where he mentioned he was the reason for the Flyers being sent away.  Tornado en Fuego turns to El Dragon Insano and asks “Who does that chump think he is?”  El Dragon shook his head.  “I think this is that nobody that Handsome G asked us to take under our wings.  He rides our coattails and then costs us our paychecks.”  Tornado replies “You know, Senor Vampiro has decided to align himself with that nobody.  Well, they can have each other.  But if for one moment, they think they’re on our level, they are sadly mistaken.”  Master Bull then walks up.  “Hey guys.  You will be happy to know that the match we were planning WILL go ahead as scheduled.”  El Dragon asked “So you were able to convince THEM to come out of retirement for this match?”  Master Bull replied “Hey, it’s me.  Of course I did.  So it is my honor to announce the second match set up for Wrestlemania.  The Mexicali Flyers will defend the NJWW tag team titles against the team of Great Muta and Jushin Thunder Lyger.”  The Flyers nodded and shook hands with Master Bull before turning and leaving.

 

Master Bull returns to his office and just as he sits down, there is a knock on the door.  “Come in” he hollers.  The door opens and it is a courier. “Sir, I have a letter for you.”  He hands it over and Master Bull signs for it.  He goes to open it up and exclaims “You have GOT to be kidding me.”  He drops the letter on his desk and leaves the room.  The camera zooms in and we see this:

 

“Complaint:

In the case of a lawsuit between the defendant Master Bull of the CSWA/HWF and the plaintiff Cactus Jackie in regards to illegal harassment and job discrimination….”

 

Wow, I guess Jackie really has it out for Master Bull.  I guess we will have to wait to see how this plays out.

 

Master Bull is storming through the building when he comes upon Prestige Inc.  Reid Rothchild yells after him “Hey Bull, what’s got your panties in a twist?”  Bull comes over.  “You think you’re funny Mr. Smartass?  Guess what?  At the next event, you get your sorry ass in the ring and finally defend that piece of tin you are walking around with.  And you know what, you’ll defend it against Professor Cobra.  Deal with that.”  Bull storms out and Reid looks to his teammates and says “Damn, what a grouch.”

 

 

 

Today’s card

Jay Lethal vs Titus O’Neil – in 27 minutes, Titus hits Lethal with a 3 point tackle and gets the win.

 

Mike Bennett vs King Mo – King Mo gets the submission win after trapping Bennett with the MMA armbar.

 

Samoa Joe vs the Miz – in 14 minutes, Joe gets the win after knocking Miz out with a big boot to the face.

 

Pick and the Axe vs the Colons – the match goes to a 30 minute draw.  After the match, HP comes out but Pain in the Ass run away.

 

A-Team vs HP for the Tag Team titles – 1^st fall goes to the champs.  Del Rio gets the pin on Bran-Don-Goh after hitting a snapmare into a dropkick.  (14 min).  Del Rio gets the win again on Bran-Don-Goh but this was due to outside interference from the Pick and the Axe.  Dirk Devon pushed Bran-Don-Goh off the top turnbuckle and Del Rio finished him off with a falling powerbomb.  Pick and the Axe stomp away on Bran-Don-Goh and then Casey hits the ring with a  chair and chases off the cowards.

 

Reid Rothchild vs Professor Cobra for the Elitist title – in 19 minutes, Reid gets the win after Professor Cobra ends up getting counted out.  Reid hit a snake’s DDT on the floor and then rolled back in the ring before the 10 count finished.

 

In the main event, Ravishing Raquel vs Fusion Valentine for the Diva’s title.

 

Ravishing Raquel  (f) executes a POWER FULL NELSON....

Fusion Valentine (f) executes a LOVERS LOCK (CROSSFACE)....

 

Ravishing Raquel  (f) executes a POWER FULL NELSON....

Fusion Valentine (f) executes a DIVING BULLDOG....

 

Fusion Valentine (f) executes a FUSION DRIVER (PILEDRIVER)....

Ravishing Raquel  (f) absorbs the punishment.

 

Fusion Valentine (f) executes a LOVERS LOCK (CROSSFACE)....

Ravishing Raquel  (f) attempts to defend against LOVERS LOCK (CROSSFACE) but is unsuccessful.

 

Fusion Valentine (f) executes a THROW OUT OF RING....

Ravishing Raquel  (f) attempts to defend against THROW OUT OF RING but is unsuccessful.

Ravishing Raquel  (f) is on the outside.  The ref begins the count.

1...2...

Ravishing Raquel  (f) makes it back into the ring at the 2 count.

 

Fusion Valentine (f) executes a HEARTBREAKER (ANACONDA VICE)....

Ravishing Raquel  (f) attempts to defend against HEARTBREAKER (ANACONDA VICE) but is unsuccessful.

Fusion Valentine (f) is attempting a pin!!!

1...

Ravishing Raquel  (f) kicks out of the pin!

 

Fusion Valentine (f) executes a FUSION DRIVER (PILEDRIVER)....

Ravishing Raquel  (f) attempts to defend against FUSION DRIVER (PILEDRIVER) but is unsuccessful.

 

Fusion Valentine (f) executes a LOVERS LOCK (CROSSFACE)....

Ravishing Raquel  (f) attempts to defend against LOVERS LOCK (CROSSFACE) but is unsuccessful.

 

Ravishing Raquel  (f) executes a MOONSAULT....

Fusion Valentine (f) executes a DOUBLE DOSE (2 HANDED CHOKE)....

 

Ravishing Raquel  (f) executes a MOONSAULT....

Fusion Valentine (f) attempts to defend against MOONSAULT but is unsuccessful.

 

Ravishing Raquel  (f) executes a MOONSAULT....

Fusion Valentine (f) absorbs the punishment.

 

Fusion Valentine (f) executes a FUSION DRIVER (PILEDRIVER)....

Ravishing Raquel  (f) absorbs the punishment.

Fusion Valentine (f) is attempting a pin!!!

1...

Ravishing Raquel  (f) kicks out of the pin!

Fusion Valentine (f) gets 6 points for the pin attempt.

 

Ravishing Raquel  (f) executes a SPINNING HEEL KICK....

Fusion Valentine (f) executes a HEARTBREAKER (ANACONDA VICE)....

 

Ravishing Raquel  (f) executes a MOONSAULT....

Fusion Valentine (f) reverses MOONSAULT!

Fusion Valentine (f) executes a FLYING DAGGER (NECKBREAKER)....

Ravishing Raquel  (f) absorbs the punishment.

Fusion Valentine (f) is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

Fusion Valentine wins with a FLYING DAGGER (NECKBREAKER) over Ravishing Raquel and becomes the NEW DIVA’s CHAMPION. 

 

The show comes to a close.  Stay tuned for more action.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 – 02.09

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Well, as we saw in the last issue, both AJ Styles and Brock Lesnar got a bit of redemption over Kane and the Undertaker.  Kane even disposed of his “brother” with a chokeslam setting up the F-5 delivered by Lesnar through a table.  To the best of our knowledge, neither Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Kane nor the Undertaker are here tonight.  We are coming to you live from Toledo, OH as we continue our tour of the Midwest making our way towards the East coast. 
 

Before the event can get underway, the lights go off and the blue hue fills the arena.  The Omegatron then lights up and there, on the screen, is the Undertaker.  His eerie music is playing in the background.

 

“Brock Lesnar.  I am the Number One contender for the CSWA title but not your title.  However, I am not in a hurry to get my hands on the CSWA World title  just yet.  In fact, I will take this time right here and now to officially challenge you to a match at Wrestlemania 2014.  This will be a match for the ages and there, on the grandest stage of them all, I will beat you in the middle of the ring and walk out the winner. If, in the meantime, I win the HWF title, we will square off as Champion vs Champion.  Your time as a world champion is coming to an end.  Get your affairs in order because after our match, you will (eyes roll into his head) REST…IN…PEACE!”   The lights come back up as the music fades.

 

The show begins with pyro going off.  Master Bull then makes his way to the stage with a microphone.  “Welcome Toledo.  We are happy to be here to bring you action and talent from the HWF and CSWA organizations.  We will have championships defended here tonight and promise that today’s event will be one to remember.  We will also be utilizing local talent to see what they can do.  With that, let’s get this show on the road.”

The first match of the night is Malo Leche de Mantiquilla taking on local talent Ponderous Steel.  It didn’t take much more than 5 minutes for Malo to end Steel’s quest to join the HWF and CSWA.  Malo gets the win with a Black Doom.

Next in tag team action, local wrestler brothers Hurricane Hunter and Boorish Hunter took on Roderick Strong and Kevin Steen.  The brothers Hunter faired a bit better than Ponderous Steel did in his singles match but not by much.  Strong nails a Yakuza kick on Boorish Hunter and Kevin Steen finished off Hurricane Hunter with a Package Piledriver.  (12 min)

 

In the back, Pick and the Axe are sitting chit-chatting.  Mike stands up and does a double take.  He asks “Hey, when you said you wanted to get the band back together, did you mean just us or the WHOLE band?”  The Pick, sitting relaxed in his chair, replies “Nah, just you.  The others…well, they never mattered.  It was always about the THUMP Man.  The bass and the drums…life was so good then.”  Mike then sits down.  “Ok.  I’m not sure if there is something in the air in this nasty town but I thought I saw something.  Guess it was nothing.”

 

We go to the ring for our next match.  First comes the challenger Tensai followed by the European Champion Kazarian.  Kaz was very nonchalant in the ring.  The bell rings and Tensai hits Kaz like a freight train.  The champ battles back but Tensai’s power proves to be overwhelming.  Tensai picks up the champ and nails a running senton splash.  He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  Before the ref can announce Tensai as the winner, Master Bull comes out and says that he is going to try to enforce the “best of 3 falls/60 minute” rule for all title matches (as long as he can remember).  Bull asks the ref to start the match again for the second fall and then leaves.  First fall was 9 minutes.  The match begins and Kaz does exactly what a champion should be doing and for the next 28 minutes, he takes the match to Tensai finally getting a pin after hitting the Back to the Future Suplex. (2^nd fall 28 minutes; 37 minutes elapses; 23 minutes remain).  The 3^rd fall begins and Kaz is on the defense the entire match.  Tensai battled back like an unstoppable Terminator.  At the 19 minute mark, Tensai and Kaz are on the outside of the ring and Tensai hits a huge tackle.  Kaz goes flying into the ringpost almost knocking him out.  He picks up the fallen champion and throws him in the ring.  He nails a Banzai power bomb and gets the 1-2-3.  Tensai has just won the European title.  He celebrates with the fans as medics come to attend to Kazarian.

 

We cut to the back and Master Bull is in his office with a new guy.  Master Bull is asking him questions.  “So, you know the Pick and the Axe?”  The other guy replies “Yeah, I do…unfortunately.  You see, we all played in a band together.  I was the lead singer; the mainstay of the group.  It was my vocals that rocketed us to stardom.  Unfortunately, Pick and Axe, thought they were the center of attention and we ended up splitting due to creative differences.  I heard about this new team – Hardly Predictable who wants to take the battle to Devon and Medley.  I would be excited to be in their corner – to give them the lowdown; the skinny if you will on how to defeat, what did Casey call them ‘pain in the ass’?  I think that’s great.  But in order for me to do this, I will need to be part of your roster.”  Master Bull acted like a child opening presents at Christmas.  “Hell Man, Welcome aboard.  Glad to have you.  By the way, what is your name?”  The new guy responded “I’m Rocky Lapetus”.  “Well Rocky, hate to do this to you but that name has to go.  What else you got?”  Rocky replied Well, as the leader of the band, I was known as Wam “Bam” Arsonist.”  “SOLD.  That is who you will be.  Welcome “Bam” to our roster.”  They shook hands and Wam then left the office.  Master Bull sits back down and chuckles “heh, Lapetus.  What’s a Lapetus?”

 

As Wam Bam Arsonist leaves Master Bull’s office, he is whistling to himself and we see Cactus Jackie stop with a startled look on her face.  “You have got to be kidding me.”  She makes a beeline for Master Bull’s office.

We head back to the ring for another match.  Big E. Langston and Ezekiel Jackson are in tag team action against two members of the A-Team, Alberto Del Rio and Austin Aries.  Langston and Jackson were told that if they can win a non-title match, they would be considered for title contention.  The longer the match went on, the more it favored the challengers.  Unfortunately due to Cesaro’s involvement at the very end of the match, Big E and Big Zeek could not get the pin before the 30 minute time limit ran out.  Since they put on a hell of a performance, I do think that they would be meeting up with the champs again.
 

Next up is Professor Cobra defending his X-Division title against Mike “the Axe” Medley.  This match will be a 60 minute/best of 3 falls match.  Mike comes down to the ring with Dirk Devon.  Devon attacks Professor ramming him into the steel post.  Dirk throws Cobra back in the ring and the bell rings.  The Axe locks in a bearhug and Professor Cobra taps out at :58.  The second fall begins.  Mike is in the ring showboating.  Cobra rolls out of the ring and nails the Pick with a  flying mamba strike.  He heads back to the ring and nails Medley with 2 King Cobra flying headbutt shots.  He rolls Medley up and gets the 1-2-3 in just under 2 minutes.  Medley is furious.  Devon is livid.  The ref then sends Devon to the back to prevent any further interference.  The bell ring signaling the 3^rd round.  This one goes much longer.  Medley had the slight advantage as he was taking out his anger on Professor Cobra.  About 25 minutes into the match, Dirk Devon comes back out and stands on the stage.  Professor Cobra sees him and just as he is about to complain, Axe takes him down with the Axe smash. Cobra is almost out on his feet.  Medley charges and nails a tackle.  He covers the Professor as the ref counts 1…..2…….3.  Mike “the Axe” Medley has just defeated Professor Cobra to become the NEW X-Division Champion.  Dirk comes down and together, they start laying into Cobra.  Out from the back come Hardly Predictable and they chase off Pick and the Axe.  Medley is showboating with his newly won championship.  HP helps Cobra out of the ring.

 

Once again, we head backstage where we pick up seeing Cactus Jackie storming into Master Bull’s office.  She kicks the door in.  “What the Hell Bull?  I though you didn’t have any contracts to give out.  What is going on?”  Master Bull stood up.  “Hey, you don’t work here.  You don’t just storm into my office demanding anything.”  Master Bull picks up the phone.  “Security, come in here.”  He hangs up the phone and glares at Jackie.  “This is my house.  You don’t tell me what to do in my own house.  I’m doing what is best for business.  Right now, that includes Wam’s hiring due to his connection with the Pick and the Axe.  Right now, this is more important than putting you on an already full women’s roster.”  He looks to the door as security show up.  “Gentlemen, please escort this woman off the premises.  Jackie, you bet take this time to go cool off.” As Jackie was being escorted out, she turns to Master Bull and says:

Cactus Jackie: I won’t be ignored. 
Master Bull: You’re so sad.  You know that, Jackie?  Lonely and very sad.
Cactus Jackie: Don’t you ever pity me, you smug bastard.
Master Bull:  I’ll pity you… I’ll pity you.  I’ll pity you because what you’re doing is pathetic.
Cactus Jackie:  Why?  Because I won’t allow you to treat me like yesterday’s trash that you can just throw in the garbage?
Master Bull:  Take her away.

We cut back to the ring and the main event is up next. Randy Orton will be defending the Intercontinental Championship against Samoa Joe in this 60 minute/best of 3 falls match.   For 15 minutes, Joe stayed toe to toe with Orton.  After connecting with a quick boot to the face, Orton rolled up Joe and hooked the tights to secure the first round win.  For the next 18 minutes, Joe proved why he is such a dominating force.  He beat Orton from pillar to post but after Orton eye raked Joe, he nailed the RKO in the middle of the ring.  He makes the cover for the 1…2…3.  Randy Orton retains the Intercontinental title.

***NEWS FLASH***

This just in.  Master Bull has said that a MAJOR announcement is forthcoming.  This will rival the challenge issued by Undertaker to Brock Lesnar for a Wrestlemania match.  Master Bull promised that all will be revealed in the first week of March.  Stay tuned.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 – 02.08 – The Fallout

Hello fans, we are still live here in Detroit, MI where last night’s PPV Warzone: Battlefield of Pain took place.  We’ve been snowed in so we have not been able to bring in new performers for today’s show so I expect Master Bull will have something planned.  Speaking of the GM, here he comes now.

 

“Welcome everyone.  Well, we were not able to move on to our next venue so the wonderful city of Detroit has agreed to put us up one more night and allow us to have our next show…in front of such a Great Audience.”  The fans began cheering and wouldn’t stop for about 2 minutes.  Once it started to die down, Master Bull continued.  “On today’s show, we will set up an assortment of matches of sorts that we feel will keep you, the fans, glued to your seats.”

 

Undisputed Champion Kane then comes out.  He gets into the ring and demands a mic,  “Last night, Brock Lesnar and I took each other to the limit.  I proved to be the dominant champion and I stand here now holding this title.  But, last night also showed someone’s true colors.  I am talking to you, Undertaker.  We are the Brothers of Destruction and you proved you are out for no one but yourself.  Hell, I admire that.  You did exactly what I would have done. With that said, brothers stick together so I propose tonight, the Brothers of Destruction in tag team action.  I stand by waiting for your answer.”  The Gong sounds and out comes the Undertaker.  He gets in the ring with Kane.  He takes the mic.  “The Brothers of Destruction reunite for one night only.  Whoever our opponents are will (eyes roll back in his head) REST…IN…PEACE.”  Both men leave the ring.

Master Bull is in the back and makes a note to set up opponents for Kane and the Undertaker.  Brock Lesnar storms into the office.  “I want Kane and Undertaker on a platter.”  Master Bull stands up. “You’re in luck.  They want tag team action tonight.  Find yourself a partner and you’ll have yourself a match.”  “I don’t want a partner.  Put me in the ring against them both.  I’ll tear them both apart” Lesnar replies.  Master Bull doesn’t flinch. “If you want the match, find yourself a partner.”  Lesnar tenses up and then leaves.  Master Bull breathes a sigh of relief.

 

The first match of the night is a rematch between Malo Leche de Mantiquilla and Tyson Kidd.  Kidd kept questioning why he was in this match. Master Bull decided to make this an ECW rules match.  Tyson had control of the match until Malo nailed a doom bomb on a steel chair.  He then follows it up with a snap suplex on the same chair and makes the cover for the 1-2-3.  Malo Leche is booed as he stands victorious.  He then leaves the ring.

Back in Master Bull’s office, he is meeting with Mike “the Axe” Medley and Dirk “the Pick” Devon.  Devon has apparently just been signed to a contract on the HWF roster.  Master Bull welcomes him to the family. All of a sudden, Casey Jones and Bran-Don-Goh enter the room.  Casey just goes off “What the HELL is this?  First you’re all distraught and now you have a new partner?  What the HELL?”  Mike steps up “Settle down Casey.  I’ve known Dirk for a number of years.  We have a past and now, working together, we’ll blaze a trail of domination never before seen.”  Bran-Don-Goh steps up “Mike, what happened?  We are HP; at least we were.  I don’t know what this guy” (he pokes Dirk in the chest) “has told you but it is not you.”  Mike started hulking up.  “YOU DON’T KNOW ME.  Dirk does.  Get over yourself.”  Casey then steps up and slaps Mike across the face.  Dirk then charges and starts pummeling Casey.  Bran-Don-Goh tried to get Dirk off of Casey but Mike hurled him across the room.  Master Bull hollered “Enough.  You 4 need to figure this out on your own so later tonight, you will be in a match.  For now, get the HELL out of my office.”  Dirk and Mike left and Casey just glared after them with a look that could kill. 

 

Just as soon as Master Bull closed the door to his office, there was a knock.  He goes to answer it and it’s a woman.  “Well, as I live and breathe…Cactus Jackie.  How the hell are ya?”  Jackie replies “Great.  I hear you’ve been doing pretty well for yourself.  A GM…?”  “It’s a good gig.  Meyers and Bychowski have a lot of faith in me and after a few hiccups, I think we’re all on the same page.  What can I do for you?”  “Well, I want a wrestling contract.  I’ve been hitting the indie scene and am ready for the big leagues.”  “I’m afraid we don’t have any room on the roster.”  “Wait a sec” Jackie interjects “you just gave a contract to that guy…what’s his name…Dirk something.”  Bull answers “He got the last open spot on the roster.  I’m just capped right now.”  “Master Bull, I need this.  Don’t hold me back.  Give me the shot.  I’ll go wrestle whomever right now.”  “Ok, let’s try this.  Head to the ring and then we’ll see what happens.”  Jackie left to go to the ring.

Back in the ring, Fusion Valentine just came out.  She was promised a match tonight to determine the #1 contender.  Out comes Alicia Fox….or at least it was her music.  Instead, out comes Cactus Jackie like a woman on a mission.  As she makes it to the ring, out from the back comes Alicia Fox and she knocks down Jackie.  After kicking her in the ribs a couple of times, she gets in the ring.  The match goes for 18 minutes and just as Alicia was climbing the turnbuckle to do something, Jackie got up and pushed her off.  Alicia landed hard.  Fusion Valentine then nails the Fusion Reactor (a flying elbow) and makes the cover.  3 seconds later, she is declared the winner of the match and the #1 contender for the Women’s or Diva’s title – whichever she prefers.

 

Cactus Jackie gets in the ring and calls out Master Bull.  “This should have been my match.”  Bull replies “Sorry Jackie but that’s the way the ball bounces.”  “I’ll make you a deal” Jackie comments. “I challenge you to an arm wrestling match – right here and now in this ring.  If you win, I leave.  If I win, I get a contract.  Deal?”  Master Bull thought it over for a second and agreed.  A table was set up in the ring and a ref brought down.  The bell is rung and Jackie nearly takes Bull’s arm off.  Jackie has won.  Master Bull is nursing his arm.  “You won….but as I mentioned before, I don’t have a contract to give you.  You’re just going to have to wait.”  Master Bull starts to leave when Jackie gets on the mic again.  “I won’t be IGNORED.  You’ll have to deal with me sooner or later.”  Cactus Jackie then leaves in a huff.
 

We cut to the back again and there is El Chango.  He is sitting patiently and then in walks Senor Vampiro.  Vampiro says “Ok, you have 5 minutes and then I’m out of here.”  El Chango says “Thank you for coming.  First, I want to start off by saying that it wasn’t Master Bull who paid for your training…it was me.  I had this planned for some time.  Yes, I set you up to be mentored by the same person I dispatched…Pai Mei because he, like Handsome G, were doing absolutely nothing for me.  I did this because, I knew I was going to need a tag team partner.  Someone on the same page as me.”  Vampiro interrupted “You had the Mexicali Flyers as your partners.  What about them?”  Chango continued.  “It was my doing that the Flyers were sent away.  Watch this video.”  A video is shown where El Chango caused a distraction during the Flyers match with Medley and Maddox.  This distraction is what caused the Flyers to lose.  Once the video recap was done, El Chango continued.  “Knowing that I had to get rid of the useless weight the Flyers and Handsome G were burdening me with, I had to clear my mind of all distractions which included the fans so that I could concentrate on what was to come.  This is all my doing.  Senor Vampiro, I want you as my tag team partner.  Shed the burden of the fans and Pai Mei and join me.  Together, we can become champions without anyone holding us back.  I know that this is a dream of yours.  Let me be your guide and let’s accomplish this together.”  Senor Vampiro sat back and rubbed his chin.  “A lot of what you say makes sense.  I will go meditate on this.  Don’t come after me again.”  Vampiro gets up and leaves.  El Chango turns and smiles evilly at the camera.

Back to ring action, HP is already in the ring and calling down Pick and the Axe.  At first they don’t show so Casey takes the mic.  “Listen up Pain in the Ass, get your collective axes our here so that we can PICK you apart.  Axe and Pick make their way to the stage but stop there.  Dirk has his own mic.  “Listen Turtles reject.  The Axe and I work our own schedule.  We won’t have two nobodies such as yourselves calling us down.  In fact, I only signed a contract just earlier today so I’m not prepared for in-ring action.  But, if you two are in such a tizzy about fighting someone, I found a team for you to take on.

Out comes the Colons – Epico and Primo.  They head to the ring.  Dirk comments “Oh by the way, your tag team title spot is on the line here.  Have fun kiddies.”  Dirk and Mike turn to leave.

Both teams end up battling to a 30 minute time limit.  That prompted Dirk and Mike to rush the ring and take apart the already exhausted team of HP.   The Pick and the Axe stand over HP posing and mocking Casey and Bran-Don-Goh.  We are sure this is not over.

The main event of the evening is the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Kane teaming with his brother The Undertaker to take on Brock Lesnar and a teammate of his choice.  First out comes Kane and the Undertaker.  They do all their pyro/funky light show.  Then the Beast’s music hits.  Out comes Brock Lesnar but he is alone.  Kane has a mic “Hey Prick, couldn’t find anyone to team with you?”  Kane laughs in the ring.  Lesnar doesn’t say a word but motions to the back.  New music hits and its….AJ Styles – the CSWA world champion.  Kane is shocked.  AJ shakes hands with Brock and they head to the ring.  AJ and the Undertaker start off in the ring.

A.J. Styles executes a STYLE'S CLASH....
The Undertaker attempts to defend against STYLE'S CLASH but is unsuccessful.
A.J. Styles is attempting a pin!!!
1...
The Undertaker kicks out of the pin!

The Undertaker executes a HIT WITH URN....

A.J. Styles reverses HIT WITH URN!
A.J. Styles executes a BACKFLIP KICK....
The Undertaker attempts to defend against BACKFLIP KICK but is unsuccessful.
 
A.J. Styles executes a REVERSE STF....
The Undertaker executes a TRIANGLE CHOKE....
The Undertaker straps in the TRIANGLE CHOKE.
A.J. Styles does not submit!
A.J. Styles tags out to Brock Lesnar
 
Brock Lesnar executes a POWERSLAM....
The Undertaker reverses POWERSLAM!
The Undertaker executes a CHOKE SLAM....
Brock Lesnar attempts to defend against CHOKE SLAM but is unsuccessful.
 
The Undertaker executes a CHOKE SLAM....
Brock Lesnar executes a POWER CLOTHESLINE....
Brock Lesnar tags out to A.J. Styles
 
The Undertaker rolled OC/TT
The Undertaker,  Kane double teaming for 1 rounds.
The Undertaker is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
The Undertaker executes a SLAM INTO CORNER....
 
Kane is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Kane executes a FACE RAKE....
 
A.J. Styles executes a REVERSE STF....
 
Double teaming ends.
 
The Undertaker executes a CHOKE SLAM....
A.J. Styles executes a STYLE'S CLASH....
A.J. Styles is attempting a pin!!!
1...
The Undertaker kicks out of the pin!
A.J. Styles tags out to Brock Lesnar
 
The Undertaker executes a THROAT LIFT....
Brock Lesnar attempts to defend against THROAT LIFT but is unsuccessful.
 
The Undertaker executes a CHOKE SLAM....
Brock Lesnar executes a CHOKE ON ROPES....
 
The Undertaker executes a CHOKE SLAM....
Brock Lesnar executes a POWER CLOTHESLINE....
 
The Undertaker executes a THROAT LIFT....
Brock Lesnar executes a HURL OUT OF RING....
The Undertaker is on the outside.  The ref begins the count.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10
The Undertaker is counted out!!!
Brock Lesnar and AJ Styles win with a HURL OUT OF RING - Count Out over The Undertaker!!!
 
It is very odd that Undisputed Champion Kane only got in the ring once.  Undertaker and Kane hop back in the ring and continue to slug it out with their opponents.  Kane chokeslams AJ and Undertaker nails a boot to Lesnar’s face.  Kane then turns and clotheslines the Undertaker.  He then hits a chokeslam.  AJ is back in and nails Kane with a Styles’ Clash.  Brock pulls Undertaker out of the ring and hits an F-5 on the announcers table.  The table collapses.  AJ stands victorious in the ring while Brock stands over the Undertaker. 

That is all we have for now.  Things will continue to heat up until a boiling point is reached.  When that happens…watch out.  Stay tuned.