HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #593

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  The show begins with the camera in the back watching a limo pull up.  Manager J C Dykes gets out first as security lines up protecting the way in from passersby.  The Unknown Assassin gets out, looks around and looks disgusted before entering the building.  The approach the match layout board and they notice that Unknown Assassin is not the main event.  Dykes storms into GM Max McGillicutty’s office demanding to know why his man is not in the main event.  Max laughs at him saying that once UA picks up a belt, MAYBE then he can be the main event.  Dykes says that once UA is done with Mick Rude, they are putting all champions on notice and UA will plow throw them one by one.  Dykes and the Unknown Assassin storm out of Max’s office.

Pyro goes off and our first match is ready to get underway.  Lexy Flexx makes her way out to the ring first to a pop from the crowd.  Next, manager Figgy Newton comes out and introduces Taylor Bella.  The ‘other’ Bella sister makes her way down to the ring but is booed the entire way.  Figgy gives her some words of wisdom as she climbs into the ring.  Lexy had control of the match but Taylor stayed right with her.  Finally, Figgy got involved hitting Lexy with his megaphone knocking her out.  Taylor then made the cover and hooked the leg to get the 1-2-3.  Taylor Bella gets the win and continues with her winning streak.  Figgy raised her arm in victory and the two left.  (9 min)

Dude USA Mick Rude is backstage and he’s pumped and ready for tonight’s match.  Clarkus Kentus asked him about J C Dykes running around causing trouble but Mick said he hopes Dykes sticks his nose in so he can tear it off.

We head back to the ring for the next match.  Hangman #3 comes out first and is booed.  Next, one third of the 6 Man Champions ScooterJ comes out to a pop from the crowd.  He holds his belt high over his head as he makes his way down to the ring.  He enters and just when Hangman #3 tried to attack him, ScooterJ pulled down the top rope and sent the masked man flying over and crashing to the floor.  ScooterJ took the next minute posing on the turnbuckle before the match finally kicked off.  ScooterJ controlled the latter part of the match barely allowing Hangman #3 to get any offense in at all.  Hangman #3 tried for a body press but ScooterJ caught him and held him (show of strength) before bodyslamming him to the mat. He made the cover and got the 3 count.  ScooterJ wins the match and takes his title all the while celebrating up the ramp.  (15 min)

Angry Jack Lawson storms into Max McGillicutty’s office and demands another match against Outback Oscar.  Max tells him tonight’s card is full but he can be on the next show.  Jack violently kicks a file cabinet before storming out. 

In-ring action continues as manager Ant Graham makes his way out and introduces Mason the Mangler.  They head down to the ring as the fans throw whatever they could find at Ant.  Ant flips off the fans as Mason parades around the ring.  Next, music changes and Billy Robbins comes out to a pop from the crowd.  Once Billy got going and the crowd behind him, he really beat the tar out of Mason.  Ant, of course, tried to interfere but Billy got ahold of him and popped him a good one effectively taking him out of the rest of the match.  Billy then snapped, stunned and just plain overwhelmed Mason to the point where it was practically out on his feet.  Billy began to get frustrated when Mason would keep going to the ropes to break up the pin attempts.  Billy hit the ropes and came off with a flying body press.  This time, he hooked the leg securely and in the middle of the ring, got the 1-2-3.  Billy Robbins gets the clean win over Mason.  Billy celebrates and leaves.  Mason eventually goes to gather up Ant Graham and help the disoriented manager to the back.  (19 min)

Texas Wildfire is backstage and says that the talent in HCW continues to grow and he’s happy to be part of such a great organization.  He says that he has still quite a bit to accomplish in HCW so it’s only a matter of time before he’s in the hunt for SOME title.

Dude USA Mick Rude comes out to a pop from the crowd.  He gets in the ring and wastes no time yelling for the Unknown Assassin to get his ass out there.  The Honorable J C Dykes comes out and tells Rude to cool his heels.  Security comes out lining the ramp.  Debris starts to be hurled down towards the ramp.  Dykes takes a mic and says the Unknown Assassin won’t come out until the sheep settle down.  They don’t.  The security guards then hand sets of poles to the guards on the other side and they extend the poles extending a makeshift canopy.  The canopy deflects a lot of the debris.  Dykes motions for the Unknown Assassin to come out and he’s (relatively) protected from flying cups, pretzels with mustard on them and assorted leftover nachos.  UA comes out and makes his way down to the ring.  He stops short as the ref pleads with the fans to cease their junk throwing so that the match could get underway.  They finally relent and the match begins.  The two battle and it’s like a war.  The Unknown Assassin beats Mick Rude down but like the USA he represents, he battles back with such ferocity.  The two do this for the entire 20 minutes of the match not even taking time to go for pin or submission attempts.  Finally, the bell rings bringing this one to a draw finish but neither are through with each other.  They continue to fight until the locker room empties and the wrestlers try to get and keep the two competitors separate. They mostly fail.  After catching Rude with an eye poke, UA hit Rude with some hard forearm shots.  The roster finally gets UA off of Mick and out of the ring.  Only 3 people remained in the ring with Mick while the rest of the roster got UA out of there.  (20 min for the match; 10 additional for the aftermath)

A beat up Ant Graham is backstage with Dr. Red Fang.  Graham tells the Fiend that Fang will continue to unleash hell on earth until he is given a rematch.  Fang looks at the camera and screams “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE!”

We head back to the ring for the next match.  Otto Ruthless comes out first and walks down to the ring while the ring crew are still trying to clean up from the previous match.  Next, Texas Wildfire comes out and the fans pop really loud for him.  He shakes hands with many of the fans as he heads down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope.  He then climbs the turnbuckle as the fans continue to pop.  He finally jumps down and the match is ready to begin.  For about 11 minutes, Otto and TW went toe to toe with neither giving the other any headway.  TW started to pull away after he went for two pin attempts after locking in a standing armbar.   After eating a vertical suplex from Otto, TW nailed a superplex.  TW got up and motioned for Otto to get to his feet.  After struggling to get upright, TW hits Otto with a snap powerslam.  He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  Texas Wildfire gets the win and a pop from the crowd.  He shakes hands with more fans as he leaves.

The Hardcore Champion the Fiend is backstage and says he’s moved on from Dr. Red Fang.  Tonight, he takes on Mr. Wrestling #5.  When asked about the threat from Ant Graham earlier, the Fiend called them attention whores and reiterated he is through with Fang.  “It’s time for new challenges and challengers.”

It’s time for the main event.  Mr. Wrestling #5 comes out first to a decent pop from the crowd.  The Misfits music plays and the Fiend comes out to the second loudest reaction of the night.  The Fiend enters the ring and holds the Hardcore title in the face of MW5 before climbing the turnbuckles to pose with his belt.  He finally hands it over and is asked what rules he wants for tonight’s match.  He responds with “ECW Rules”.  After two minutes of the Fiend controlling the match, Ant Graham comes out and stands on the stage.  MW5 then hits two consecutive belly to back suplexes and took control of the match.  7 minutes in, the Fiend connects with the Last Caress but only gets a 1 count.  MW5 battled back and nailed a suplex onto thumbtacks.  Ant makes his way down to the ring behind the back of the ref and then cold cocks him from behind incapacitating him.  Once the ref was back awake, the Fiend hit the Project 1950 but didn’t have it in the tank to go for a pin.  The Fiend goes for the Project 1950 again but it’s reversed into a front chancery and a pin attempt from MW5 getting a 2 count.  The Fiend gets his hands on an empty chair and blasts MW5 with it. He goes for the pin but MW5 makes it to the ropes at the last moment.  We join the match at the 22 min mark.

===== In the 22nd minute of the match: =====

The Fiend rolled DC

Mr. Wrestling V rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

The Fiend rolled DC

Mr. Wrestling V rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

The Fiend rolled OC.

Mr. Wrestling V rolled DC

The Fiend executes a RUNNING CLOTHESLINE....

Mr. Wrestling V attempts to defend against RUNNING CLOTHESLINE but is unsuccessful.

===== In the 23rd minute of the match: =====

The Fiend rolled OC.

Mr. Wrestling V rolled OC.

The Fiend executes a FLYING DROPKICK....

Mr. Wrestling V executes a MILLION $ KNEE LIFT....

===== In the 24th minute of the match: =====

The Fiend rolled DC

Mr. Wrestling V rolled OC.

Mr. Wrestling V executes a PECTORAL CHOP....(fans go WOOOOOOOO)

The Fiend attempts to defend against PECTORAL CHOP but is unsuccessful.

Mr. Wrestling V is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...

The Fiend kicks out of the pin!

===== In the 25th minute of the match: =====

The Fiend rolled OC.

Mr. Wrestling V rolled OC/TT

The Fiend executes a THE LAST CARESS (SWINGING DDT)....

Mr. Wrestling V executes a PECTORAL CHOP....(WOOOOOO)

The Fiend is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

Mr. Wrestling V was pinned by The Fiend!!!

The Fiend wins with a THE LAST CARESS (SWINGING DDT) over Mr. Wrestling V!!!

The Fiend gets the win and as soon as he’s handed his title, Dr. Red Fang runs in from the crowd and attacks both men.  He/it hits MW5 with a Transylvania piledriver and blasts the Fiend with a Vampire Lunge.  The show comes to an end with Ant Graham applauding as the psychotic Dr. looks on from the ring.

Thanks for reading.  Be sure to tune back in for our next issue.

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #592

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Today’s show will be a bit shorter due to our main event being such a big deal.  World Tag Team Champions the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel) defend their titles in triple threat match against the Smashers and Hoff n Spicy.  GM Max McGillicutty states that if the Curtain lose the belts, they will be out of the title picture for a whole YEAR.  The person who gets pinned (who is representing the other teams) and his partner will be removed from the title picture until he (Max) feels they are ready to represent again.  It seems Max has it out for the champs but wants to make sure to bring out the best in all teams.

Our show kicks off with a match to determine who gets the next shot at the 6 man tag team titles.  First, the 5^th Column (Karl Braun, Oswald Zimmerman and Baron von Blood) come out and get booed.  Next, the Muscles Trio comes out (Muscles Thorpe, Weasley and McGuire) and they are wearing their rainbow colored bull horns running around acting all goofy.  They make it to the ring and the Column attack them kicking this one off right away.  The Muscles trio fought back and were beating the tar out of the Column until Baron tripped McGuire and he fell face first on the bottom turnbuckle.  Oswald then tossed McGuire out of the ring and while the Baron and Karl knocked Thorpe and Weasley from the ring, the ref counted to 10 and counted McGuire out.  The 5^th Column get the win and appear to be going on to get a title shot at the 6 man titles.  Muscles Thorpe stops them from the ring with mic in hand and challenges them to a best of 5 match to see who REALLY gets to go to the PPV.  Braun says they beat them fair and square but then GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that a countout is a pretty lousy way to win something important so he tells the 5^th Column that they can either restart the match tonight or they can agree to the best of 5.  After some complaining, they finally agreed.  The 5^th Column then stormed off.  (13 ½ min).

Max remains on stage after the Muscles leave and announces that once HCW officially expands into Tacoma, WA, he will take over managing that show and Master Bull will once again resume his former GM duties and will remain behind and manage the Phoenix part of the show.  It was determined that once WA is confirmed, he and Master Bull will hold a draft and draw names for their respective shows.  The champs will continue to defend the titles across both shows (one will be Sun and the other on Wed). 

Our next match is ready to kick off and MJ comes out first.  Over the loudspeakers blares “Gumbo 7:30 says it’s suppa time bitch!” and the Ragin Cajun Rad Gumbo comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.  He and MJ head down to the ring.  Next, Ant Graham comes out and introduces his new guy – Covfefe.  The towering giant comes out masked and dressed in all black.  He makes his way down to the ring slowly, as if he was building up suspense for his entry into the ring.  He immediately attacks Rad who fights back.  Covfefe executes a wrenching armbar but Rad tosses him out of the ring where he paces stalling for time. He gets back in the ring and locks in another wrenching armbar.  Ant Graham climbs on the apron like he was going to give Covfefe something but MJ grabbed him preventing him from doing whatever dastardly feat he was trying to pull off.  The ref came over to separate the two managers and MJ took a swing at Ant but Ant ducked and MJ popped the ref good.  The ref immediately disqualified Rad for managerial interference awarding the match to Covfefe.  Rad was not happy and he jumped Covfefe and locked in a cottonmouth clutch.  Covfefe thrashed around swinging Rad all over the ring.  He ended up getting free enough to hit a black hole slam.  He then nailed Rad with a Big Splash.  Ant laughed at the carnage and he escorted Covfefe to the back.  (2 min for the match; 5 additional for the segment)

Dude USA Mick Rude returns backstage and meets with Max and demands a match against The Unknown Assassin again.  Max says he will make it happen again. 

We’re ready for the next match.  First, Wendell Hammerschmidt comes out to a pop from the crowd.  Next, the rowdy Russian Ivan Dragovich who is booed as he makes his way down to the ring.  Wendell was in control for most of the match but after Ivan connected with a sickle sending Wendell out of the ring, things got a little dicey.  Wendell made it back in at 9.  Ivan then rushed the ropes going for another sickle but Wendell ducked and went for the Red Arrow but Ivan reversed that and went for a release german suplex but Wendell reversed that and hit a german suplex of his own.  He made the cover and got the 3 count.  Wendell gets the win in 18 minutes.

Backstage, The Steel Curtain speak out against the injustices by the tyrant Max McGillicutty.  Buzz says that the GM has had it in for them since the very beginning even when they pandered to the fans.  Starbuck adds that Max can continue to put them in the Kobayashi Maru all he wants but they, like a certain captain, will find a way to win. 

We head back to the ring for the TV title defense.  First, Phat Sol comes out to a huge pop from the crowd.  Next, TV Champion Biceps Bannerman comes out and he’s in a foul mood.  Biceps starts off with chops to the chest of Phat (WOOOOO!) and Phat hits him with a jaw jacker that stunned the big man.  Biceps then accidentally (or purposely) then whipped Phat into the ref taking him out.  Biceps then went and grabbed a chair after fighting with a fan to take it from them.  Finally, he gets back in the ring only to see the ref begin to stir.  He then tosses the chair to Phat who catches it just as the ref looks up.  He sees Phat with the chair and calls for the DQ.  Phat tried to say he didn’t use it but the ref says “I know what I saw.”  Biceps takes his title and leaves but not before Max comes out.  Max says the ref didn’t see what transpired but he did.  Biceps can have this win but he’s not through with Phat Sol.  Max says Phat will get a rematch in one month at the Reign of Champions PPV.  Biceps tries to complain but Max walks off.  (2 min for the match; 5 additional for the segment)

Manager Figgy Newton is backstage with the team of Hoff n Spicy (Davis Hoffmeister and DJ CJ Spice) and Davis says they are excited to finally to take out what was perceived as the two top teams in HCW.  Once they take the titles, they will be the dominant team in all wrestling.  DJ CJ adds in that no team with any real competition can’t match them on their record.  They will continue to dominate the tag team scene and before you know it, they WILL be wearing gold.

Starbuck is backstage and his way is blocked by Smasher #1.  S1 starts to get mouthy and begins to push Starbuck. Starbuck sucker punches Smasher #1 but ends up getting pushed into DJ CJ who was walking by.  “Watch what you’re doing you moron.”  Starbuck says “blow it out your pie hole”.  The three begin to scuffle and Max breaks it up.  Max says that the three of them are OUT of the match tonight and it will be Buzz, Smasher #2 and the Hoff representing their teams.  The stipulation still stands that whoever is pinned is out of future title contentions and if the champs lose, they do not get another title shot for a whole YEAR.

It’s time for our very unique main event.  Representing the Smashers is Smasher #2.  Representing Hoff n Spicy is Davis Hoffmeister.  Finally, representing the tag team champions is Buzz Steel.  Max comes out saying it will be a no countout 60 minute match.  Each person in this match beat the crap out of the others.  It was crazy what all three men brought to this match.  Each person got injured during the match but each recovered and continued to fight.  Also during the 60 minute iron man match, each person’s tag team partner came down to provide “support” for their teammate.  Starbuck came down and hit Smasher #2 with a slingshot suplex.  Smasher #1 dropped Davis with the Fall of Man and DJ CJ took out Starbuck with a bulldog.  After the teammates were all removed from the ring, Buzz, Davis and Smasher #1 continued to fight…all the way to the 60 minute time limit.  As time was running down, Smasher #2 was getting his offense going and Buzz dropped to his knees offering friendship.  Once Smasher #2 was distracted by this, Buzz poked him in the eye.  Right after that, the bell rang bringing this 60 minute war to an end.  GM Max McGillicutty came out and said that he “scored” the match but with no pin or submission, the belts won’t change hands so the Steel Curtain are still the champs.  He now has to decide is it the Smashers or Hoff n Spicy that are out of the tag team picture.  Max thought long and hard and said that Davis did better than Smasher #2 so he’s allowing Hoff n Spicy to remain in the title picture whereas the Smashers are out…for now.   Smasher #1 joined Smasher #2 in the ring to confront Max but DJ CJ and Starbuck Steel came out and hit double dropkicks on the Smashers sending them tumbling out of the ring.  The champs and Hoff n Spicy then had a face off in the middle of the ring as the show comes to an end. 

Stay tuned for more action.

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #591

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.   Well, this has been a very busy week for GM Max McGillicutty and the HCW owners as they dig deeper into the expansion of HCW into the Tacoma, WA market.  Because of all that, only one show was able to take place this week.  Hopefully next week will get back on the 2 show schedule but Max has his hands full and things may prove to be a challenge over the next few weeks.

The show starts off with a backstage vignette.  Master Bull is sitting in a room by himself singing “Nobody knows the troubles I’ve seen”.  Bull enlightens us with a story about how, at the age of 13, he would be an energetic teenager and while playing on the softball field, he would work up a thirst.  His dad would happily feed him beer.  He’s been hooked ever since.  He takes a swig of his beer and goes back to moping. 

After that depressing moment, the show kicks off with a bang with pyro going off.  First, Talon McFrost comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.  Next, over the loudspeakers blares “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE!” and out comes the hated vampire bot Dr. Red Fang along with the even more despised manager Ant Graham.    Fang snarls and growls at the fans as he makes his way down and into the ring.  Graham tells Fang to attack and attack he/it does.  Talon didn’t put up much of a fight and in just 3 minutes, Fang trapped Talon in a spider web lock and McFrost had no choice but to tap out.  Dr. Red Fang gets the win but he doesn’t let up.  He continues beating Talon down and hits him with a Vampire Lunge followed up by a Transylvania Piledriver.  Graham takes the ref out and Fang locks Talon back in the spider web lock and as Talon screamed in pain, Graham gets on the mic calling out the Fiend telling him that this will continue to happen until the good Dr gets his rematch.  Fang takes the mic and in a creepy but slow voice, says “Vampire Lunges for Everyone.”  Fang and Graham leave.

King Wilber says he’ll deal with Sonic Blade all in good time but tonight, he is defending his title against family…real family in the shape of the giant Mountain Man Junior Huber.  Wilber tells Junior he needs to do what is right for the family and expects Junior to do the ‘right thing’.

It’s time for our next match.  Terra Ryzing comes out first and is booed.  Next, Leon Teremoto makes his way out and he surprisingly gets a pop from the crowd.  Terra took the match to Leon for 12 minutes but after Leon nailed a powerbomb, the match turned into his favor and he just began to annihilate Terra.  Terra wasn’t able to get much in the way of offense.  Leon locked Terra in a Gorilla Hug and almost got the submission but Terra eye raked him and made it to the safety of the ropes.  Just as the time was getting ready to run out, Terra locked in a hammerlock and Leon hit him with a spinebuster.  He tried to go for the pin but the bell rang bringing this one to a 20 min draw.  Terra took off not wanting to deal with Leon anymore.  Leon celebrated with the fans before departing.

Backstage, Figgy Newton is with Hoff n Spicy and says that they are going to continue their winning ways when they continue to move up the tag team rankings until the Steel Curtain have no choice but to give them another title match.  Hoff and DJ then lean in and say “WORD” and then have a laugh.

We go back to the ring for our next match.  Outback Oscar comes out first to a pop from the fans.  Next, Angry Jack Lawson comes out next to a reverse reaction from the crowd.  Jack starts off with a scoop slam but Oscar reverses it going for knee lifts to the midsection but Jack reverses that and hurls Oscar out of the ring.  Oscar is back in by the 8 count.  Oscar ducks a clothesline and locks in the Outback Stretch.  Trapped in the middle of the ring and nowhere to go, Jack taps out.  2 minutes in and this one is over.  Oscar celebrates but then is blasted by Jack from behind and hurled out of the ring.  Jack storms off.  Oscar eventually makes his way to the back.

Phat Sol is backstage and runs into his former tag team partner ‘Red Hot’ Lucas Johnston.  They talk about the old days of them teaming and Chic Monroe and Bishop Ripley walk over and call them old and has-beens.  Phat ask Lucas if, for old time’s sake, they want to team up to teach these two a lesson and Lucas says “Sure, why not.”  Bishop curls his lip at them and he and Chic walk off.

Manager MJ comes out first and then introduces Perfect Pecs Stoddard and Red McNulty.  They collectively head down to the ring.  Next, Figaroa Newton comes out and he introduces Hoff n Spicy and the fans pop HUGE!  Davis Hoffmeister and DJ CJ Spice join their manager on stage and then head down to the ring.  Typically Davis starts off but DJ CJ insisted.  Right off the bat, he locked Red in a guillotine choke but Pecs made the save.  Davis then gets tagged in and nails Red with a piledriver.  He goes for the pin only getting a one count and tags back out.  Davis and DJ CJ did this for the match and it frustrated MJ and his team.  8 minutes in, Davis locks Red in a camel clutch but he doesn’t tap.  He then hit a monkey flip and rolled Red up while DJ CJ hits Pecs with a forearm shot knocking him from the apron.  The count is made and Hoff n Spicy add another win to their impressively growing winning ways.  Figgy, Hoff and DJ CJ all left the ring while MJ confronted his team in the ring.  MJ tells them that this isn’t working and that he has to let them go.  Pecs and Red push MJ down and then laugh and walk off.

Backstage, Junior Huber is with his siblings Butch and Ferb and asks what he should do about cousin Wilber.  Butch tells Junior that blood is thicker than water but obtaining GOLD is worth every drop of blood.  Ferb says that Wilber told him to do what is right (presumably to lay down without lifting a finger) but says that no Huber has ever held a World title and tonight, that becomes a strong possibility if Junior can win. 

We head back to the ring as Chic Monroe and Bishop Ripley make their way out to the ring.  Even though Prestige Inc is dead and it was they who dumped Master Bull, the fans still didn’t like them.  Next, Phat Sol and ‘Red Hot’ Lucas Johnston come out to a huge pop.  The match was a true wrestling show like none other.  All 4 men gave it their all with Chic and Bishop being in control for most of the match but once Phat and Lucas figured out how to work again as a team (they’ve been doing the singles scene as of late), they really took it to Chic and Bishop to the point where they almost turned the tides.  Just as the time limit was getting ready to run out, Lucas nailed repeated dropkicks on Chic but he managed to hit a diving headbutt.  He went to make the cover but before he even got a 1 count, the bell rang bringing this one to a 30 minute draw.  Chic and Bishop left while Lucas and Phat celebrated with the fans before departing.

Master Bull makes his way to Max’s office and knocks on the door before entering.  Master Bull, with no one left to manage, asks Max if, once the split happens, if he can stay and run the Phoenix show while Max runs the Tacoma show.  Max agrees but Bull has to sign a ton of documents to ensure he doesn’t go power hungry or skim profits again (he said those days were over).

It’s time for our Main Event:  King Wilber vs Junior Huber with the World title on the line.  First, Junior Huber, a mountain of a man, comes out first and is mostly booed.  Next, King Wilber Townsend comes out and is 100% booed.  He walks down the ring to his creepy music and enters the ring.  Wilber walks over to Junior and tells him to do what is right and then steps back.  Junior looks around and then lays down in the ring.  The bell rings and Wilber makes the cover.  The ref counts (really fast) 1..2…KICKOUT!  Junior POWERS out of the pin with such force.  Wilber is astonished and can’t believe it.  Wilber asks what Junior is doing and Junior begins to just blast Wilber much to the delight of the fans.  The match then officially begins.

Referee is 'Fast Count' Frank (+1)

===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====

King Wilber Townsend rolled OC.

Mountain Man Junior Huber rolled DC

King Wilber Townsend executes a RUNNING SENTON....

Mountain Man Junior Huber absorbs the punishment.

===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====

King Wilber Townsend rolled DC

Mountain Man Junior Huber rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

King Wilber Townsend rolled DC

Mountain Man Junior Huber rolled OC.

Mountain Man Junior Huber executes a BODYPRESS OUT OF RING....

King Wilber Townsend attempts to defend against BODYPRESS OUT OF RING but is unsuccessful.

King Wilber Townsend is on the outside.  The ref begins the count.

1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...

King Wilber Townsend makes it back into the ring at the 9 count.

===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====

King Wilber Townsend rolled OC.

Mountain Man Junior Huber rolled OC.

King Wilber Townsend executes a LIFTING SIDESLAM....

Mountain Man Junior Huber executes a MILITARY PRESS DROP....

King Wilber Townsend is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

Mountain Man Junior Huber was pinned by King Wilber Townsend!!!

King Wilber Townsend wins with a LIFTING SIDESLAM over Mountain Man Junior Huber!!!

It only took 3 minutes but King Wilber is victorious in retaining his title.  His celebration is cut short when Sonic Blade rushes the ring and he and Wilber brawl as the show comes to an end.

Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned for more action.

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #590

Hello fans and welcome back to another action paced issue of the HCW Wrestling Newsletter.  We knew the show was going to be a good one when, before anything even began, there was an altercation backstage between Ladies Champion Southern Belle and Ravishing Raquel.  Both women almost came to blows with Reid pulling Raquel aside and Sonic Blade stepping in front of Belle.  GM Max McGillicutty rushes over questioning what the hell was going on.  Belle went on about how Raquel was jealous of her and tried taking her belt.  Raquel told Belle she was delusional and must have hit her head one too many times.  Max yelled “ENOUGH” but both women went at each other again.  Reid and Sonic Blade then almost came to blows.  Max got security (borrowed it from the Unknown Assassin’s entourage) in there and separated everyone.  Max then said that Raquel is being yanked out of the 6 Man tournament tonight and she was pissed.  Max says she gets to team up with her husband tonight in a mixed tag team against Southern Belle and Sonic Blade.  If Belle and Sonic lose, Belle will be stripped of her belt and Sonic will lose his title shot against King Wilber.  HOWEVER, if Reid and Raquel lose, they are OUT of HCW!  Reid tried to complain but Max walked off. 

The show kicks off with our first match of the night.   Dude USA Mick Rude comes out first to a decent pop from the crowd.   Security comes out lining the ramp and the Honorable J C Dykes comes out and introduces his charge “the Once and FUTURE Champion…the Unknown Assassin”.  Dykes leads the Unknown Assassin down to the ring lined with security guards to keep the “riff-raff” away.  UA beat Mick Rude down but Dude USA started to “hulk up” when the fans began a USA…USA chant.  Dykes panicked and did what he could but Rude fought a good fight.  Finally, the bell rang bringing this one to a draw.  Dykes got on the apron and began mouthing off to Mick.  Mick grabbed him by the collar and popped him a good one.  He turned around and the Unknown Assassin blasted Mick with a knee strike and once down, began pummeling Mick with forearm shots to Mick’s eardrums.  The Unknown Assassin just blasted away and the security that was waiting for him on the ramp now ran in to protect Mick Rude.  They finally got UA off of Mick and he and Dykes stood their laughing at Rude.  They eventually left but with no security to protect them, they got hit with a LOT of flying debris. 

Taking Ravishing Raquel’s place in the 6 man match will be the Axe.  He is backstage with ScooterJ and TNT.  Axe says “It’s Clobberin’ time!”  ScooterJ says that Prestige Inc got lucky at the PPV but their luck runs out tonight.

We go back to the ring for our next match which is for the 6 Man titles.  First, ScooterJ, the Axe and TNT all make their way down to a pop from the crowd.  Next, Master Bull leads Prestige Inc. (Jesse California, Chic Monroe & Bishop Ripley) to the ring and they hold their titles high.  Master Bull provides some last minute words of wisdom but is interrupted when the ref explains that this will be a No DQ/CO match with no time limit.  Bull seemed really happy about that.  He then stated that they are using strategy pin rules and he began to frown.  The challengers immediately took the match to the champs and by 15 minutes in, they had a solid lead over Prestige Inc.  Confidence running perhaps a bit too high and ScooterJ got hit by Chic’s straight jacket suplex.  Chic went for the pin but ScooterJ kicked out at the last second.  Axe and TNT joined ScooterJ in beating down Chic who tagged out to Bishop who then got triple teamed and after his beatdown, tagged Jesse in.  Jesse caught the Axe with a superkick but Axe fell out of the ring to avoid getting pinned.  ScooterJ is tagged in and Jesse goes for a standing dropkick but ScooterJ reverses it and hits a piledriver for a one count.  Both teams did some more double and triple teaming until it was just Chic vs the Axe.   Chic goes for the knee to the gut but Axe reverses it and nearly takes Chic’s head off with a forearm uppercut.  ScooterJ jumps in and hits a flying bodypress on Jesse taking him out.  TNT nailed Bishop with a spear taking him out.  Axe makes the cover and Bull watches in horror as the refs hand hits the mat 1…2…3!  Axe, ScooterJ and TNT get the win and are the NEW 6 Man Tag Team Champions!  The ref hands them their belts and they stay and celebrate as Bull and Prestige Inc. leave.  (28 min)

Master Bull is backstage and goes off on Prestige Inc.  He begins to berate them one by one and each one of them says “it is not worth it anymore” and they each quit.  Prestige Inc has just IMPLODED!  Bull stands there in total shock as the team disintegrates in front of his eyes. 

Backstage, Ice Dagger is getting ready for his match when his manager Ant Graham walks over.  Ant says “Yo Ice D to the … nevermind.  Just wanted to let you know something before you went down to the ring.  YOU’RE FIRED!”  Ice Dagger looks confused.  “What?” he asks.  Ant smiles.  “You totally suck and I no longer want to manage you.  I’m firing you.  HAHA.”  Ice Dagger gets pissed and grabs Ant by the collar.  “Really?  You’re firing me?  You couldn’t manage your way out of a paper bag.  AND you disrespect me like this?  Why don’t we head down to the ring right now and settle this.”  Ant pulls away and says “Oh yeah, we’ll settle this.  Why don’t you head down now and I’ll follow momentarily.  Ice Dagger storms off.

Ice Dagger storms down to the ring and demands a mic.  “Ok you worthless sack of slime…get your ass out here now.”  Ant comes out and stands on stage.  “Oh, I didn’t mention that I am not fighting you but the newest member…and BETTER…of the Graham family will.”  Ant extends his hand in the direction of the stage and out comes…COVFEFE!  Covfefe walks to the ring with a purpose and gets in the ring.  Ice Dagger goes right at him but Covfefe beats him down.  Ice Dagger got in some good licks and even attempted to go after his former manager but Covfefe recovered enough to prevent it.  Graham then told Covfefe to go to town and he beat the HOLY HELL out of Ice Dagger.  He went for multiple pins but pulled Ice Dagger up each time.  Finally, Graham signaled for Covfefe to end it and he nailed Ice Dagger with a piledriver.  Covfefe made the cover and got the 1-2-3.  Covfefe then kicks Ice Dagger out of the ring.  Graham enters and celebrates with Covfefe before departing.  (21 min; 131 to 76)

Backstage, Master Bull approaches Reid and Raquel and says that the core team needs to stick together as it’s all falling apart.  Raquel gets in Bull’s face and tells him his services are not needed tonight as Team Elite has this one in the bag.

We go back to the ring for our next match.  Kimberly Kiccass comes out first to a decent pop from the crowd.  Next, Court member Lady Hermann comes out accompanied by the Duchess.  They walk down to the ring together but the ref stops the Duchess telling her she cannot be at ringside.  He sends her to the back before the match can begin.  Her Ladyship had control of the first few moments of the match but then Kimberly, well, kicked her ass.  Lady Hermann started a comeback that had her laying down some chops to Kim’s chest (WOOOOO) but Kimberly set her up on the top turnbuckle and then arm dragged her down to the mat with a thunderous smash.   A woozy Lady Hermann got up but Kimberly nailed her with a Toronto Slam.  Kimberly made the cover and got the 1-2-3.  Kimberly lives up to her name and stands proud in the ring as Lady Herman made her way to the back.  (15 min)

GM Max McGillicutty comes out to prepare us for our main event.  He goes over the stipulations:  If Belle and Sonic Blade lose, she loses her title and Sonic loses his future shot at the world title.  If Raquel and Reid lose, they are out of HCW.   Just on cue, Ravishing Raquel and Reid Rothchild come out first and give Max a nasty look as they head down to the ring.  Next, Sonic Blade comes out and he waits as the Ladies Champion appears on stage and they head down to the ring together.  Reid tries to start something before the bell but is sent to his corner by the ref.  Once all 4 wrestlers are in the ring, it begins with Raquel taking on Belle.  Belle and Raquel spent most of the time in the ring.  Sonic Blade came in once but Belle would tag herself back in.  Reid only came in during double teaming as Raquel told him she had this.  We join the match now at the 16 min mark.

===== In the 16th minute of the match: =====

The Southern Belle (f) rolled OC.

Ravishing Raquel  (f) rolled DC

The Southern Belle (f) executes a FLYING BODY PRESS....

Ravishing Raquel  (f) attempts to defend against FLYING BODY PRESS but is unsuccessful.

The Southern Belle (f) is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...

Ravishing Raquel  (f) kicks out of the pin!

===== In the 17th minute of the match: =====

The Southern Belle (f) rolled OC.

Ravishing Raquel  (f) rolled OC.

The Southern Belle (f) executes a THROW OUT OF RING....

Ravishing Raquel  (f) executes a RAVISHING ARMBAR....

===== In the 18th minute of the match: =====

The Southern Belle (f) rolled DC

Ravishing Raquel  (f) rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

The Southern Belle (f) rolled DC

Ravishing Raquel  (f) rolled OC.

Ravishing Raquel  (f) executes a MOONSAULT....

The Southern Belle (f) absorbs the punishment.

===== In the 19th minute of the match: =====

The Southern Belle (f) rolled OC.

Ravishing Raquel  (f) rolled DC

Master Bull makes his way down thinking it’s all going south.  Raquel gets distracted when she sees him and tells him to leave.  She turns around and…

The Southern Belle (f) executes a DROPKICK WITH COWBOY BOOTS....

Ravishing Raquel  (f) absorbs the punishment.

The Southern Belle (f) is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

Ravishing Raquel  (f) was pinned by The Southern Belle (f)!!!

The Southern Belle (f) wins with a DROPKICK WITH COWBOY BOOTS over Ravishing Raquel  (f)!!!

Southern Belle and Sonic Blade get the win!  Reid Rothchild and Ravishing Raquel are now OUT of HCW.  Reid and Raquel are stunned.  They can’t believe it.  Belle and Sonic get the crowd started on a “Na na na na, hey hey hey, good bye” chant.  Reid and Raquel leave and flip everyone off as they leave HCW for perhaps ever…?  Only time will tell if they will return.

That’s all for now.  Stay tuned for more action.

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #589

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  The show begins with World Champion King Wilber Townsend walking out of GM Max McGillicutty’s office laughing.  As he walks away, the cameraman peers in and asks what that was about.  Max tells us that Texas Wildfire is getting his rematch tonight but there is a stipulation attached.  When pressed what it was, he said he was not at liberty to discuss it as his Lordship wants to make that special announcement later tonight.

Pyro goes off and our first match is ready to kick off the show.  Billy Robbins makes his way down to the ring first and then the lights go dim as Ant Graham leads Mason the Mangler down to the ring.  Mason goes right on the offensive. After two minutes, Billy took control of the match and started taking it to Mason.  Ant didn’t like this and climbed up on the ring apron.  He yelled at the ref who yelled back telling him to back down and Ant then shoved him.  The ref rings the bell awarding the match to Billy Robbins via disqualification.  Mason tried to attack him afterwards but was sent out of the ring via dropkick.  Graham, still arguing on the apron gets brought into the ring the hard way.  Graham has the look of fear in his eyes as Billy picks him up by the collar threatening to blast him but Dr. Red Fang and Ice Dagger run down and beat Billy down before he could lay a hand on the meddlesome manager.  Graham called his team together and they hastily departed after Robbins had grabbed a chair threatening to use it.  (5 min for the match; 5 for the additional segment)

We’re backstage with three members of Prestige Inc.:  Manager Master Bull, Reid Rothchild and the NEW Elitist Champion Ravishing Raquel.  Raquel says that she proved that a woman can do anything a man can and (holds the Elitist title) this is the proof.  However, to avoid any future tension with her husband Reid, she is RETIRING the belt.  (Reid and Bull are flabbergasted).  Raquel then turns to Bull and says that he has been nothing but toxic for Reid and her and tonight, she throws out the challenge that she will be teaming with ScooterJ and TNT to challenge Prestige Inc for the 6 Man titles.  Bull flips out.  Reid questions what she is doing but she smiles and leaves.  Reid and Bull go after her.

Our next match is ready to kick off as Ant Graham leads Ice Dagger down to the ring (to his horrendous musak (Ice Dagger Baby).  Thankfully the tune comes to an end when Mr. Wrestling #5 makes his way out and down to the ring.  The fans pop.  Graham got in some cheap hits that he paid the price for when MW5 turned the tables on him.  5 had the match mostly in control and the end came after MW5 powered out of the Yukon Cloverleaf and caught Ice Dagger with an elbow smash.  MW5 made the cover and got the 3 count.  Mr. Wrestling #5 wins the match and now Graham is 0-2 for the night.  Graham and Ice Dagger depart as MW5 celebrates with the fans before departing.  (17 min)

Backstage, Figgy Newton is with Hoff n Spicy (Davis Hoffmeister and DJ CJ Spice) and says that the World Tag Team Champs can continue to run and hide but they will continue to pursue.  The only way to do that is to continue to challenge the roster and make a name for themselves.  Davis says that tonight, they are challenging the Smashers for their shot in the Tag Team line up.  DJ CJ adds in that once they defeat them, the so called champs won’t be able to overlook them…again.

Match #3 is ready to begin.  The Duchess makes her way out first and is booed.  She doesn’t care.   Her opponent comes out next and it’s Scarlett Phoenix and she gets a pop from the crowd that and seems to infuriate the Duchess.  In the beginning, Scarlett looked strong but then the Duchess kicked things into high gear and started to own the match.  About 10 minutes in, Scarlett hit the Black Widow and things started to change in her favor.  The Duchess began to panic as Scarlett’s offense got stronger and stronger.  She then motioned to the back and Lady Hermann, a member of her Court, came out.  The Duchess tossed Scarlett out of the ring and then distracted the ref.  Lady Hermann attacked Scarlett beating her down.  She hopped the railing and hid from sight.  The ref began to count and once he reached 10 and Scarlett wasn’t’ able to make it back in, he awarded the match to the Duchess via countout.  Duchess paraded around the ring and then was joined by Lady Hermann and the two celebrated and mocked the fans before leaving.  (17 ½ min)

5^th Column member Karl Braun came out and was spouting some anti-US rhetoric when Phat Sol came out.  Phat told Braun to shut it and was challenging him right now for his spot in the TV title line up.  Braun, not happy with the interruption, said he’d be happy to oblige and will continue his rant once he disposes of this RUNT.  Phat was on fire and all the “USA” chants he got kept Braun off his game.  Phat fought out of a Gestapo Drop and nailed Karl with a bodyslam.  Phat made the cover and the 3 count arrived (maybe a little sooner than expected) and Phat Sol gets the win.  Phat is now the #1 contender for Biceps Bannerman’s TV title.  We wish him good luck.  (10 min)

Texas Wildfire is backstage and says that tonight, he gets his rematch.  He can’t believe he underestimated Wilber and Sonic and thought having Drew the Canadian Love Machine in his corner was going to make a difference.  He knows Drew has a lot on his mind right now so he feels bad for putting him in that spot.  TW says he will not underestimate Wilber again and that confidence will bring the World title back to him.

We go back to the ring for our next match.  Figaroa ‘Figgy’ Newton comes out first and introduces Hoff n Spicy who come out to a huge pop from the crowd.  The three make their way down to the ring.  Next, defending their ‘spot’ are the Smashers (Smasher #1 and #2).   They look angry enough to inflict some serious damage.  The Smashers were owning their challengers until the Tag Team Champions the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel) came out and stood on the ramp scouting.  Hoff n Spicy then kicked it into high gear and began taking it to the Smashers.  Just as the 30 minute time limit was going to be reached, the Curtain made their way down to the ring.  That is when all hell broke loose.  Starbuck and Buzz decided to interfere going after Davis and Smasher #1.  Smasher #2 was busy choking DJ CJ in the corner and then Figgy JUMPED into the ring and HOPPED on Smasher #2’s back!   Smasher #2 was thrashing around like a wild bronco trying to get Figgy off his back.  Finally he flung him off and was thankfully caught by CJ.  The DJ extraordinaire then slapped a guillotine choke on Smasher #2.  Davis and Buzz slugged it out while Smasher #1 beat down on Starbuck.  The Curtain’s manager the Ambassador finally made it down and got Starbuck a steel chair that he used on Smasher #1.  Buzz left Davis and went after Smasher #1 and DJ CJ.  Davis recovered and caught a charging Starbuck with a dropkick and he took the chair to the face.   Buzz hurled Smasher #2 from the ring and then hit CJ with the Buzzkill.  Smasher #2 got back in and hit Buzz with the Fall of Man.  Davis got in the ring and hit Smasher #1 with a missile dropkick.  Davis helped up DJ and the two stood back to back with the Curtain on opposite sides of the ring and the Smashers on the other (one on each side of the ring).  Max then came out and quickly put an end to this.  Max says he doesn’t appreciate the Curtain interfering in other matches and says that the next title defense will be Iron Man style and will be against BOTH the Smashers AND Hoff n Spicy!  The Curtain are livid but Max walks off.  Eventually all the team left.  (30 min for the match; 10 additional for the segment)

King Wilber, the World Champion, calls over his lackey Sonic Blade and tells him he has some news for him.  Wilber tells Sonic (and us) that Texas Wildfire has demanded his rematch tonight for the World title.  Wilber says he’s takin’ it one further.  Wilber got Sonic Blade to be the special guest referee in tonight’s match.  Wilber tells Sonic that if he calls it ‘the right way’, Wilber will grant him his freedom.  If he does not, he will be part of the ‘family’ until the day he dies.  Wilber walks away laughing while a stoic Sonic Blade looks on.  Max walks up to him and hands him a piece of paper and the ref’s shirt and walks away.  Sonic reads it and smiles.

It’s time for our MAIN EVENT.  Sonic Blade comes out first dressed in a referee’s shirt.  Next, Texas Wildfire comes out to the loudest pop of the night.  Next, the World Champion King Wilber Townsend comes out and he’s on a throne and being carried to the ring by other lackeys.  Wilber gets into the ring and does a proud processional flaunting his title in TW’s face.   Wilber begins to remove his robe and Sonic calls for the bell.  Wilber looks a bit perturbed as he wasn’t ready.  Wilber connected with the GTS early on and Sonic made a slow count much to the dismay of Wilber.  Wilber threatened Sonic to “do it right”.  TW nailed a leaping DDT and Sonic made a fast count but Wilber kicked out.  Wilber threatened Sonic again.  By the 10 minute mark, it looked like TW was going to regain his belt but after getting hurled out of the ring and then having his back slammed against the steel post, his offense became limited.  Wilber would hit the GTS and then when making a pin, he would yank on TW’s hair pulling him up at the last minute laughing.  This went on for a couple of more minutes.  We join the match now at the 13 minute mark.

===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====

King Wilber Townsend rolled DC

Texas Wildfire rolled OC.

Texas Wildfire executes a TURNBUCKLE SMASH....

King Wilber Townsend attempts to defend against TURNBUCKLE SMASH but is unsuccessful.

===== In the 14th minute of the match: =====

King Wilber Townsend rolled OC.

Texas Wildfire rolled DC

King Wilber Townsend executes a HAMMERING BLOWS TO BACK....

Texas Wildfire attempts to defend against HAMMERING BLOWS TO BACK but is unsuccessful.

King Wilber Townsend is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...

Texas Wildfire kicks out of the pin!

Wilber gets frustrated and grabs Sonic by the collar and threatens him to “do it right”.

===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====

King Wilber Townsend rolled OC.

Texas Wildfire rolled DC

King Wilber Townsend executes a SHORTARM CLOTHESLINE....

Texas Wildfire reverses SHORTARM CLOTHESLINE!

Texas Wildfire executes a HANGMAN CLOTHESLINE....

King Wilber Townsend neutralizes HANGMAN CLOTHESLINE.

===== In the 16th minute of the match: =====

King Wilber Townsend rolled OC.

Texas Wildfire rolled OC.

King Wilber Townsend executes a GO TO SLEEP....

Texas Wildfire executes a TURNBUCKLE SMASH....

===== In the 17th minute of the match: =====

King Wilber Townsend rolled OC.

Texas Wildfire rolled DC

King Wilber Townsend executes a HAMMERING BLOWS TO BACK....

Texas Wildfire absorbs the punishment.

King Wilber Townsend is attempting a pin!!!

Sonic Blade starts to make the count.

1...2...3

Texas Wildfire was pinned by King Wilber Townsend!!!

King Wilber Townsend wins with a HAMMERING BLOWS TO BACK over Texas Wildfire!!!

King Wilber retains his belt in true cheating fashion.  While Wilber is celebrating, Sonic Blade takes a mic and reminds Wilber that HE was the one who put Sonic in this position of authority and guess what, Wilber put his hands on an official.  Sonic says that as the official, he has the authority to reverse the match, disqualify Wilber or even strip him of his title.   Sonic says he played Wilber’s game and is now free from the family HOWEVER, he is NOT done with Wilber.  Sonic Blade then attacks and beats down on Wilber who had to flee from the ring to avoid further punishment.  Blade then says his last duty as a referee (under the authority granted to him by the GM) is to name Wilber’s next opponent and will be none other that HIM!

The fans pop and a bewildered Wilber looks on and Sonic stands tall in the ring with his arms raised.

With that, the show comes to an end.  Stay tuned as there is more action to come.

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #588

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Well, the PPV brought us a lot of surprises with the biggest one being Ravishing Raquel defeating her husband ‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild for the Elitist title.  We also some of the titles change hands with King Wilber Townsend defeating first champion Texas Wildfire and then getting a cheap win over Drew the Canadian Love Machine.

After the show went off the air, Drew was backstage looking for King Wilber and he was attacked by Super Shockmaster.  SS beat Drew down telling him not to “overlook the Super Shockmaster”.  Those two will meet tonight.  Also meeting tonight is Southern Belle and El Gato Negro fighting over the held up title from the PPV. 

The show begins with a bloodied and bandaged up Magnum Kone power walking down to the ring.  He says that the monster known as Covfefe has attacked him again.  Magnum says he’s tired of it and says he’s heading to the ring and wants Covfefe to face him man to man.  Covfefe no-shows.  He knows he’s here so he leaves to go look for him.

Just before our first match can begin, the World Champion King Wilber Townsend comes out and goes to sit at commentary. He says he wants to see Drew in action against a much bigger opponent.   The Super Shockmaster comes out first and the crowd boos him.   Next, Drew the Canadian Love Machine comes out and gets a huge pop from the crowd.  He is determined so makes a beeline for the ring.  SS bails laughing as Drew stews in the ring.  Drew gets on the mic and tells SS that he is tired of him getting into his business (and others) and says it’s time for him to leave.  SS takes a mic and tells Drew that if he is so confident, they should make this a loser leaves town match where the loser MUST leave HCW.  Drew…agrees!  SS gets back in the ring laughing and the bell rings.

Both men battled hard but a distraction from King Wilber Townsend allowed Super Shockmaster to hit Drew with an illegal headbutt.  This brought out Sonic Blade.  Sonic stopped the ref from making the count.  Wilber and Super Shockmaster looked on in confusion and that allowed Drew to hit SS with a corkscrew pescado.  Drew made the cover (Wilber tried to interfere but Sonic stopped him) and got the 1-2-3.  Drew the Canadian Love Machine gets the win and now Super Shockmaster has to leave.  SS tried to attack Drew again but the ref stopped him.  Drew managed to get a hold of SS’s helmet and yanked it off of SS’s head.  SS covered his face with his hands and ran from the ring screaming “this isn’t the last you’ll see of me”.  Drew then glared at King Wilber who made a hasty departure.  Before Sonic left, he reached under the ring and gave him a sledgehammer.  Drew took it and SMASHED SS’s helmet in hundreds of pieces much to the delight of the fans.  Drew stares at Wilber who remained on stage.  Wilber began to chastise Sonic but Sonic kept walking and Wilber was flabbergasted.  He eventually left.  Drew celebrated with the fans before departing also. (7 min for the match; 5 extra for the additional segment)

Hoff n Spicy are backstage and they question why their match ended on a CO and wasn’t restarted but the Ladies was.  Regardless, they went toe to toe with the champs and held their own and now the Curtain can’t stand someone upstaged them.   Hoff says that if they want to get even, all they have to do is put those belts on the line in a no DQ/CO match.  DJ calls the champs cowards and says that if they want something done, they will do it themselves.

A promo is cut by the Honorable J C Dykes and he says that the ‘man’ graces HCW with his presence tonight.  Dykes tells HCW that security better be up to snuff or there will be hell to pay.

We head back to the ring and returning from a brief hiatus is Pete Punsher (no longer calling himself the PUN-isher).  Pete was able to convince the institution that he was indeed playing a character and that he wasn’t crazy (although others would tell you differently).   His opponent comes out and it’s the monster known as Covfefe.  Pete has a look on his face that screams “Really?”  Covfefe gets in the ring and immediately goes after Pete.  Covfefe beat down on Pete and was wiping the mat with him.  Covfefe nailed a Black Hole Slam and then hurled Pete out of the ring.  Pete wasn’t able to make it back in and got counted out.  Covfefe gets the win.  Just then, the lights go out and when they come back on a few seconds later, Magnum Kone is in the ring but Covfefe is gone.  Magnum is pissed he missed him again.  He looks under the ring but then suddenly goes limp.  He gets dragged under the ring and then a few seconds later, Covfefe makes his way out from under the ring.  He laughs as he makes his way to the back.  Some shirts come out and pull a bloody Magnum Kone out.  You almost can’t see his face through the crimson mask he is wearing.  I’m sure this isn’t over by a long shot.  (12 ½ min for the match; 5 additional for the segment).

Larry Morton is backstage with former champion Texas Wildfire.  TW says that normally he would wait but after losing his belt the way he did, he is not a patient man.  He tells Wilber that at the next show, he is enacting his rematch clause for the World Title.

We head to the ring for our next match.  Missy Chick makes her way out first to a mixed reaction from the crowd.  Next, Figgy Newton comes out and introduces his charge Taylor Bella.   He provides some words of wisdom and they head down to the ring.   The match begins with Taylor going right on the offensive.  Taylor heeded the advice of Figgy each time he gave it which made him a happy camper.  She took her time with the match outwrestling Missy at each turn.  Finally, in the final moments of the match, Figgy told her to finish it and she executed a hurricanrana and made the cover to get the 3 count.  Taylor Bella wins the match at 19 minutes.  She and Figgy celebrated in the ring briefly before departing.

Back in the GM office, Max McGillicutty is meeting with his forensic investigator Gardinia Blue.  She tells Max she did a little digging and was able to find some details on this J C Dykes fella.  She tells Max that he is a veteran manager from the UK. He has managed 10 World Champions and 25 World Tag-Team Champions. He hails from the hills of Tennessee and he has a southern accent. He seems to carry a whistle, loaded canteen (not sure what it’s loaded with), and unseen fireballs. He can be a very lively talker during the matches.  He is a HEAT Missile and HCW really needs to keep an eye on him to keep him in check.

A limo pulls up outside and stops in front of a bunch of security personnel.  The Honorable J C Dykes exits first and then is followed out by his charge the Unknown Assassin.  Dykes directs security to lead them to the ring (ala Goldberg).  While they are making their way to the ring, his opponent ‘The Gold Standard’ Bruce Biltmore comes out and heads down to the ring.  He barely makes it in when pyro goes off and security line the ramp all the way down to the ring.  The Honorable J C Dykes comes out first and then waits for the Unknown Assassin to join him and then they head down to the ring.   The Unknown Assassin removes his robe and then motions for Bruce to back off while he does some stretches.  The fans are not sure yet what to make of this guy but he sure is pompous.  Finally, he’s ready to begin.  He did not take it easy on Bruce.  In fact, he took much delight in punishing Bruce as his first opponent upon entering HCW.  Dykes interfered by slamming Bruce’s leg against the steel post.  Bruce would eventually battle back and try to retaliate against Dykes but the Unknown Assassin would just mow him down.  UA kept up the intensity and finally, after blasting Bruce with English Forearm Strikes (maybe the elbow slipped in there?), he made the cover and Bruce laid their counting the lights for 3 seconds.  The Unknown Assassin is victorious in his HCW debut (score 148 to 62).  The Honorable J C Dykes gets on the mic and tells all the champions in HCW to beware of the Unknown Assassin as he will mow his way through to the World Champion and it doesn’t matter if it’s King Wilber, Drew the CLM, Texas Wildfire….the Unknown Assassin will beat them all and be the next World Champion.

Backstage, Larry Morton is with Southern Belle.  He asks Belle if she’s ready.  She replies saying she should be the champion and this is all a formality.  Tonight, she takes what is rightfully hers.

Also backstage, Clarkus Kentus is with El Gato Negro.  El Gato tells Clarkus that Belle is a flash in the pan and she should be the champion but if the GM wants to change the rules, she’ll show them all why she won the belt in the first place and why she’ll get it back again.

It’s time for the main event.  Southern Belle makes her way out first to a mixed reaction from the crowd.  She yells at one of the fans that it doesn’t matter what he thinks, she’s walking out the champ.  Next, El Gato makes her way out next to a huge pop from the crowd.  The ref holds up the Ladies title and says that this will be a no DQ/no CO match with a 60 min time limit.  One fall takes it all.  Through the first 7 minutes, both ladies were neck and neck.  After Belle nailed a flying bodypress and a close 2 count, she took the match to El Gato.  We join the match now at the 15 minute mark.

===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====

El Gato Negro (f) rolled DC

The Southern Belle (f) rolled OC/TT

The Southern Belle (f) executes a FLYING BODY PRESS....

El Gato Negro (f) reverses FLYING BODY PRESS!

El Gato Negro (f) executes a RAZOR PAWS....

El Gato Negro (f) scores 8 points.

The Southern Belle (f) attempts to defend against RAZOR PAWS but is unsuccessful.

The Southern Belle (f) scores 2 points.

===== In the 16th minute of the match: =====

El Gato Negro (f) rolled DC

The Southern Belle (f) rolled OC.

The Southern Belle (f) executes a FLYING BODY PRESS....

The Southern Belle (f) scores 10 points.

El Gato Negro (f) absorbs the punishment.

El Gato Negro (f) scores 0 points.

The Southern Belle (f) is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...

El Gato Negro (f) kicks out of the pin!

The Southern Belle (f) gets 14 points for the pin attempt.

===== In the 17th minute of the match: =====

El Gato Negro (f) rolled OC/TT

The Southern Belle (f) rolled DC

El Gato Negro (f) executes a GATO LEAP....

El Gato Negro (f) scores 8 points.

The Southern Belle (f) attempts to defend against GATO LEAP but is unsuccessful.

The Southern Belle (f) scores 2 points.

===== In the 18th minute of the match: =====

El Gato Negro (f) rolled OC.

The Southern Belle (f) rolled OC/TT

El Gato Negro (f) executes a GATO PAW....

El Gato Negro (f) scores 9 points.

The Southern Belle (f) executes a THE SOUTHERN SWING....

The Southern Belle (f) scores 9 points.

The Southern Belle (f) is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

El Gato Negro (f) was pinned by The Southern Belle (f)!!!

The Southern Belle (f) wins with a THE SOUTHERN SWING over El Gato Negro (f)!!!

Southern Belle wins the match and becomes the official LADIES CHAMPION.  Belle parades around the ring posing on all 4 turnbuckles before leaving.

That’s all for now.  Stay tuned…more to come.