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HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 – 03.08

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  We start off with a bunch of news before talking about show results.
 

After arriving in Sacramento, CA, VamChango immediately went to the back and met up with the Diva’s.  Together, they started to help prepare them for their first “drag” appearance.  All in all, hanging out with hot women isn’t crimping their style at all.

 

Next, we have a retraction to make.  In the last issue, we mentioned that Jackie was 2-1 when in fact, she is only 1-1.  Her first win did not count towards the Best 3 of 5 stipulation Master Bull put forth.  She needs to win 2 more of her next 3 matches in order to go to Wrestlemania.

 

Master Bull is in his office when Clarkus Kentus runs up and is banging on the door.  Clarkus explains the FBI is here and need to speak with him.   Master Bull brings them into his office.  They show him a picture of an individual.  “Yeah, he’s on my roster…so?  They explain that this person is actually in Witness protection and should not be showcased on television.  Master Bull says he will take it under advisement and the FBI leave.  Master Bull places the picture on the table before leaving.  We get a good look at the picture and it is none other than Wam Bam Arsonist.  I’m sure there’s more to this than meets the eye.

 

Raquel, still nursing her foot is talking to Reid about his attitude.  “Listen, sometimes you just need to let things go.  Getting cheered by the fans isn’t a bad thing.”  Reid looks her in the eyes “For you, I’ll think about it.  It’s more than just you and I though.  We are talking about Prestige Inc.  If the King and Magnus aren’t on board, we could be talking about the demise of the very thing that makes us unique.”  “At the end of the day sweetie, it’s about how you feel.  You will do what is right, of course.”  She gives Reid a quick kiss and then leaves.  Reid is left pondering. 

 

Donnie B and Jeff Meyers meet with Board of Directors.  They discuss that having Hogan in a shared GM role is good for business as shows are selling out more frequently.  The board tell the owners that whoever wins between team Bull and team Hogan that it is only for managing rights; they cannot EVER make a play for ownership of the federation (referencing back to Negronomicon’s hostile takeover and subsequently running the company into the ground).  Donnie B promises that will never, eeeeeeever happen aGAIN.

 

Goldust and Cody Rhodes walk up to the Diva’s and starts to proposition them.  All but two walk away.  Cody and Goldust cozy up to the stragglers and as they turn around, they see its El Chango and Senor Vampiro.  Goldust leaps back in surprise and barks at them and starts to walk away.  VamChango attack the Rhodes Brothers.  Cody and Goldust yell they want them in the ring.  Hogan walks up and makes two singles matches for the night.  He turns to VamChango before leaving and says “Nice outfits…SISTERS.”

 

The first match of the night is Wam Bam Arsonist taking on Dirk “the Pick” Devon.  The match never gets underway due to the two brawling and the ref not regaining control.  He ends up throwing the match out.

 

A quick vignette with Diamond Dallas Page and he says that Team Respect is complete but everyone will have to wait until Wrestlemania to see who the remaining partner will be.

 

Bran-Don-Goh comes out to defend the Elitist title against Professor Cobra.  The match is pretty lackluster as there wasn’t a whole lot going on.  About 15 minutes into the match, Reid Rothchild comes out and blasts both men with a chair causing the DQ. However, since both men were attacked, the ref couldn’t award the match to one person so it ended up being a double disqualification.  Master Bull comes out and adds another match to the Wrestlemania card.  It will be Bran-Don-Goh vs Professor Cobra vs “The Elitist” Reid Rothchild in a triple threat match.  None of the men looked happy about it but will just have to deal.

 

The next match has El Chango (in high-class drag) taking on Goldust.  In 24 minutes, El Chango gets the win after hitting a Shooting Star Press.

 

Next up is Senor Vampiro taking on Cody Rhodes.  Vampiro is also dressed in his high-class drag outfit.  In only 5 minutes, Vampiro gets the win after hitting the Mexican Facebuster and rolled Cody up for the 1-2-3.

 

Cactus Jackie comes out for her next match.  Obviously she is unhappy with Master Bull “modifying” her record.  Her opponent is Angelina Love.  About 5 minutes in, Master Bull comes out and stands on the stage.  Jackie sees him and gets thrown off her game.  At 8 minutes in, Angelina hits a top rope cross body block and gets the pin.  This puts Jackie’s win/loss at 1 win, 2 losses.  She needs to win her next two matches or she may not get to participate at Wrestlemania.  She glares at Master Bull from the ring.  Bull smiles and waves.  He has a mic. 

 
“I hope you are all enjoying the show tonight.  We still have a couple of matches left but I have some additional announcements to make.    First, I want to say that with Wrestlemania taking place over 4 days, I am hoping to have everyone on the roster participate in some way, shape or fashion. Now, not everyone is involved in a feud so there will be matches made that may not make sense.  Those not currently involved in a feud will have opponents picked at random.  I will make sure that everyone gets a shot at a payday…Yes, even you Jackie, even if it’s not for a title.”  Master Bull waves to the crowd and then leaves.  Cactus Jackie eventually leaves the ring.
 

Our second to last match has Darren Young taking on Titus O’Neil.  The match goes 22 minutes with Darren kicking his former partner’s butt.  Titus had enough and threw Darren out of the ring.  Darren decided he’d had enough and walked away (not sure why when he was winning the match).  The ref counts him out and awards the match to Titus.  Hulk Hogan came out this time and said that this was not the way things were going down under his watch so he is making another match at Wrestlemania…Darren Young vs Titus O’Neil in a Steel Cage.  Young was not happy about it but Titus couldn’t contain his enthusiasm rubbing his hands together and looked like a lion getting ready to feast on raw flesh.  Darren retreated quickly.  Titus eventually followed.

 

The main event is to determine the #1 contender for the US Title.  This match has Captain Charisma Christian taking on the Great White Hope Sheamus.  In only 6 short minutes, Christian nails Sheamus with a one-man concerto and gets the win.  After the match, US Champion Antonio Cesaro runs down and attacks Christian while North American Champion Alberto Del Rio comes out and attacks Sheamus.  Sheamus nails a Brogue Kick and nearly removes Alberto’s head from his shoulders.  He locks Alberto in a cloverleaf and yells for Del Rio to put his title on the line at Wrestlemania.  Del Rio, screaming in pain, relents.   We now know of 2 people who will be wrestling multiple times at the PPV. 

 

Hulk Hogan comes out again to end the show and thank everyone for coming.  He has a table and chairs set up off the side (it looks a little line the setup from the Tonight Show).  He says that this segment is called HulkNation and what he is gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on Wrestlemania.  He calls out his guest and it is Master Bull.  Master Bull says that he will have his team ready and Hogan’s Cocoa Puffs had better be ready.  Hogan says not to worry that Team Hogan will dismantle Team Franks and Beans and he will be the sole GM.  Hogan gets up and starts to pose.  Master Bull says he has one final announcement and that there will be a battle royal at the PPV and this will be one in remembrance of the late great Andre the Giant.  Hogan looks floored.  “That was gonna be my announcement, BROTHER.  You are stealing my ideas.”  Master Bull looks at him and says “My idea CP (short for Cocoa Puff).  Thank you fans for coming.  Stay tuned as Wrestlemania will be a blockbuster event like no other.”

 

The show ends with Hogan and Master Bull arguing.  Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned for more.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 –03.07

Hello Fans.  Welcome back to our newsletter.  Our show is taped from San Diego, CA.  The show begins with blasting over the loudspeakers “It’s me, it’s me, it’s DDP.  Diamond Dallas Page comes out with microphone in hand.  “Hello San Diego.”  The crowd pops.  “A-Team, last show you told me to go find an army of my own.  Actually, I only need an Army of 2.  So far, one of those has agreed to join in the fight.  He is not able to be here today but he wanted to say hello anyway.  Ladies and Gentlemen…one of my tag team partners is none other than….The ULTIMATE WARRIOR!”  The crowd pops again.  “My friend has a special message for you.”  He points up to the Omegatron.  (We couldn’t do this justice so you’ll just want to visit this link to see what the Ultimate Warrior has to say:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrYwvd6ovCw. )  By the way, UW still has a serious beef with Hogan and that is why he keeps calling him out.
 

We cut to the back where Master Bull is talking to someone in his office.  We only hear the conversation because the door is closed so we can’t see in.

 

Bull:  I’m glad you came.

Mystery Person:  I’m glad you reached out.  Listen, you have to let me participate at Wrestlemania.  I understand it is the chance of a lifetime.  It only makes sense for me to be there.  I can promise that if you allow me to participate, it will take the world by storm.

Bull: Ok.  I think we can make it work.  Next week, we announce your participation.

Mystery Person:  Thanks Bull.  I promise it will be good for business.

Bull: You know, I think you’re right.

We head back to the ring for tonight’s action.

 

Match 1: Uso’s vs the Colon’s.  The bout goes to the 30 minute time limit even though the Uso’s were wiping the mat with their opponents.  After the match, the Colon’s challenged Jimmy and Jey to a 6 man match at Wrestlemania.  The Colon’s would choose a partner of their own and the Uso’s could choose one for themselves.  They agreed and we have another match signed for Wrestlemania.
 

Master Bull then came out for a quick announcement.  “Just a little break in the action but I wanted to make this announcement early.  We just added a new 6 man tag team match to this year’s event.  Last year, Wrestlemania took place over 3 days.  This year, we want all of our roster to be able to partake in our biggest event of the year.   This year, Wrestlemania: The Apocalypse…hang on, that just doesn’t seem to work so I’m dropping the Apocalypse name and just sticking with Wrestlemania” (the crowd pops).  This year, our event will take place over 4 days and will be in….Madison Square Garden in New York City!”  Huge pop from the crowd.  “Ok, back to the action.”  Master Bull then leaves.

 

Next up is Bobby Lashley taking on Rockstar Spud.  In 15 minutes, Lashley gets the win after hitting Spud with a massive kick to the gut.

 

Match #3:  Cactus Jackie taking on Madison Rayne.  In 5 minutes, Jackie gets the submission win after Madison taps out to the Cactus Stretch.  Jackie is now 2 and 1.  She only needs one more win in the next 2 matches.  If she does, she goes on to Wrestlemania.

 

Match #4 is for the #1 contender for the Elitist title with Reid Rothchild taking on Professor Cobra.  In 15 minutes, Professor Cobra gets the countout win over Reid after he was unable (or maybe unwilling) to make it back in the ring.

 

Match #5:  Christian takes on Austin Aries to see who will win the Internet Media title.  Aries is accompanied to the ring by fellow A-Team members Alberto Del Rio and Antonio Cesaro, both of whom hold single titles.  This match was a no DQ match that saw interference from Cesaro and Del Rio.  At the 12 minute mark, Cesaro smashes Christian’s head into the ringpost.  Del Rio slides a table into the ring.  Christian is laid out on the table.  Aries heads to the top rope and nails the Aries 450 onto Christian through the table.  After taking a minute to recover, Aries picks up Christian and hits a Slingshot Corkscrew press.  He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3 and is declared the Internet Media Champion.

 

We have two main events tonight with one being VamChango (El Chango and Senor Vampiro) taking on the Mexicali Flyers.  The New Japan World Wide tag team titles are on the line here as well as the losers being forced to dress in drag AND appear on camera for 3 shows.  The steel cage is being set up as we cut to the back.

 

Clarkus Kentus is interviewing Ravishing Raquel.  She talks about how she broke her foot skiing and how Master Bull is considering pulling her match from Wrestlemania.  “I promise you, I will be ready for Wrestlemania and the rematch for my title.  Fusion Valentine, no excuses – one of us walks out as the champion.  Bring your A game.  I’ll be bringing mine.”  Clarkus then asks how she is preparing herself for her match.  “Reid buys the best qualify milk and vitamins.  I’ve been building up my system getting myself ready.”  She turns to the camera “It is very important for all you to eat healthy, exercise and take your vitamins in order to live a long and healthy life.”  Clarkus thanks her for her time and we head back to the ring.

 

Senor Vampiro goes on the attack as soon as the bell sounds nailing El Dragon with a Mexican Facebuster. He takes the battle to El Dragon not letting up.  Chango jumps in for the double team but Insano battles back hitting both with a chair.   VamChango continue the double team but Insano keeps using the cage to his advantage.  A flying dropkick to Vampiro allows Insano to tag in Tornado en Fuego.  Tornado takes down Vampiro as Chango makes his way in.  The two battle for 6 minutes; neither giving an inch.  All of a sudden, a masked wrestler makes his way to the ring.  He throws in a chain and Tornado catches it.  He blasts both El Chango and Vampiro with it.  The masked man removes his mask and it’s Malo Leche de Mantequilla.  El Dragon hops in and they tie both members of VamChango to the cage.  They then exit the cage bringing the match to an end.  The Mexicali Flyers retain the titles.  VamChango lose and now must dress in drag for 3 shows.

 

The main event begins as the cage is raised.  CSWA World champion AJ Styles makes his way to the ring.  He takes a mic and calls out whomever would be his opponent since he had yet to be notified.  The lights go off and the eerie blue light comes on and out comes the Undertaker.  He has a mic of his own and says “It’s time.”  He makes his way to the ring for his match.

 

It takes 34 whole minutes before the first fall is decided.  Undertaker hit Styles with a Tombstone piledriver on the floor and he never made it back in.  As the second fall begins, AJ appears almost out on his feet.  He seems unable to continue but the match must go on.  Undertaker tosses him around like a rag doll.  At the 4 minute mark, Taker hits the Last Ride and makes the cover.  AJ is done.  The ref counts 1..2…3.  Undertaker has just won the CSWA World Heavyweight Title.  Undertaker is in the ring celebrating as Brock Lesnar comes out from under the ring and destroys him.  Brock hits 3 consecutive F-5’s before walking away.   Wrestlemania – these two – it’s gonna be a slobberknocker.

 

That’s all for now.  Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned.  More action to come.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 – 03.06

 Hello fans and welcome back.  We are broadcasting live from Las Vegas.  We have an action packed card that promises to keep you glued to your seats.  Clarkus Kentus is backstage and he has an announcement to make.

 

“Hello Fans. Welcome to Las Vegas.  I really didn’t want to start off on such a sour note but it turns out that the dastardly attack by the A-Team on Jake Roberts did a number on him.  It turns out that Jake needed surgery.  After the attack in Albuquerque, Jake went in for emergency surgery.  The good news is that everything went well.  In fact, the hospital let us take a camera in to see ‘the snake’ for a taped video.  Let’s roll it.”

 

We cut to a hospital room and the camera pans until it rest on Jake Roberts laying in his hospital bed.  (The fans cheer in Vegas).  Jake begins. “Hello Vegas.  The Snake here.  I wanted to let you all know that I appreciate the prayers and thoughts you sent my way.  Keep them coming as it will only help me get better faster.  I promise that payback will be a bitch and A-Team, for what you did to me, it will be returned 10-fold.  You see, the snake is a master at the game of manipulation and if for one minute, you think you put me out to pasture, well guess what….you’re wrong.  What doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger and the Snake will emerge from this cocoon even deadlier than before.  That is a promise.  Finally, I have one last person to thank and that is DDP.  Page, who knows what they would have done to me had you not shown up.  Thanks brother.  The Snake will return…just you wait.”  Video ends.

 
We are back with Clarkus.  “A very emotional video from the great Jake Roberts.  Now, at this time I would like to bring out the trio responsible for this act…the A-Team.  Del Rio, Aries and Cesaro:  I hope you are all proud of what you did.”  Aries interrupts “We took out the decade old trash.”  Alberto comments “There is no room in this business for has-beens.  The competition is fierce but the A-Team will reign supreme.”   Cesaro takes center stage “Diamond Dallas Page…you stuck your nose in our business.  You put your hands on me.  Well, prepare for YOUR hospital stay as no one does that to me and gets away with it.”  Aries turns and exclaims “What the hell?”  Walking on camera is none other than DDP and he is armed with a steel chair.  “It’s me, it’s me, it’s DDP.  A-Team, you crossed the line attacking my good friend Jake.  Jake sends me in with a message.  Someone needs to teach you three the meaning of the word respect.”  Aries jumps in his face “Really and that is going to be who?  You old man?  You will need an army if you expect to take us on.”  Master Bull comes in and immediately separates the two team.  “Page, I need to see you in my office now.  A-Team, leave.  I had better not see you cause any trouble or I’ll make your lives a living hell.”  The A-Team leaves and Page follows Master Bull.

We cut to one of the dressing rooms and we see Hulk Hogan there talking on the phone…we do not know to whom.  “Listen Brother.  My contract states I get controlling interest in these federations and I need to make my play now.  I can’t give that goofball Bull any time to get his affairs in order.  (he pauses while listening) Yeah, that is a great idea.  I’m going to head down to the ring now and make if official.  Thanks for the chat, Brother.”  The Hulkster gets up and leaves the room not even paying attention to the camera that was there.  I guess what he was talking about is no longer a secret but I think we need to follow him to see what is going on.

“Voodoo Child” hits and out walks Hulk Hogan.  He makes a beeline for the ring.  He gets in and turns on the mic.  “Fans of the CSWA and HWF, the Hulkster is here, live and in person.  Vegas is a betting town and it is time for me to take over the CSWA and HWF.  Bull, you’ve tried; sometimes hitting the mark; sometimes way off.  It is time for the Hulkster to pick up the ball you’ve dropped and run with it.”  Master Bull comes out and he is not happy.  He makes his way to the ring.  “Hogan, you have some nerve.  This is my show; not yours.  You don’t come in here taking over the house I’ve built.”  “Someone has to Brother.  You’re not exactly a wrestling mind but I’ve been in this business for over 30 years and I will tell you, I know how to run it.”  Bull looks confused “So what you are saying is that ‘you had the ball’ when you ran with WCW and proceeded to not only run it into the ground but also cost Ted Turner billions of dollars?  Where were the asses in those seats?  You are NOT taking this from me.”  Hogan shakes his head “You marks will never learn.  I am taking over.  I am already in control.  What you think you have is only a Mirage (pun intended as we are in Vegas after all).  What did the owners actually say to you?  I had you by the ‘franks and beans’”.  The fans begin chanting Franks and Beans.  (A bit of forshadowing:  by the end of the show, Franks and Beans was the #1 tweet around the world).  Master Bull lets the chanting die down.  “You’ll never get this show.  Not while I’m here.  But if you really want me out, go gather a team and at Wrestlemania, Team Master Bull will take on Hogan’s Cocoa Puffs, er, I mean Team Hogan (Hogan’s Cocoa Puffs was a very close #2 tweet)  with the victor’s team awarding 100% managerial rights for the HWF and CSWA.”  “You’re on Brother.”  Hogan stares down at Bull before leaving.  The fans chanted “Cocoa Puffs” at Hogan all the way to the back.  Hogan walks back to his dressing room and picks up the phone.  He dials a number.  “It’s all done.  Time to put the plan into action”.  Hogan then closes the door to his office.

Here are the matches and the results:

Cactus Jackie gets her 2^nd win against Nikki Bella after getting Nikki to tap out to the Cactus Clutch in 12 minutes.

Right after this match, we cut to a commotion in the back.  VamChango seem to be trying to pick a fight with fellow countryman Malo Leche de Mantequilla.  There is a lot of shoving going on until VamChango unloaded on Malo.  They beat him down pretty bad until the Mexicali Flyers jump in for the save.  They chase VamChango off and help Malo up.  He nods in appreciation and all shake hands. 

The next match of the night is Ryback taking on Bobby Lashley in Lashley’s first singles match back.  Bobby is wiping the mat with Ryback.  He hasn’t lost a step.  The tide turns however when Bully Ray makes his way down causing a distraction.  Ryback uses this to his advantage and nails Lashley with the Meathook.  He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  After the match, Bully jumps in and starts to kick and stomp on Bobby.  Bobby battles back hitting a Dominator.  Bully rolls out of the ring and scurries to the back.

Another backstage commotion is taking place between Dirk “the Pick” Devon and Wam Bam Arosonist.  Dirk is accusing Wam of costing Mike the title, Mike’s livelihood but more importantly, Dirk’s partner and band teammate.  Dirk tells Wam to watch his back but Arsonist does not take too well to the threat so he gets into Dirk’s face.  There’s a bit of shoving and punches thrown but it ends pretty quick when Arsonist hits the Pick with the “Wham Bam Thank you Ma’am” and Dirk falls to the ground; eyes wide in horror.  Dirk exclaims “I want you in the ring, man.  You’ll pay.”  Wam Bam stands over him “You think you scare me?  I’ve seen a lot worse than you.  But if you want me in the ring, you need to put some skin in the game.  That title…it’s on the line whether or not you like it.  When you are ready to lose, you let me know.

US Champion Mark Henry came out for his match next against A-Team member Antonio Cesaro.  In 20 minutes, the first fall goes to Antonio after he hits a cradle facebuster.  The second fall goes 25 minutes.  Henry was setting up for the World’s strongest slam when the other A-Team members – Alberto Del Rio and Austin Aries come out distracting the champion.  Cesaro hits the cradle facebuster again and with his feet on the ropes, gets the 1-2-3.  Antonio Cesaro has just defeated Mark Henry to become the NEW US CHAMPION.  His tag team partners join him in the ring and they all celebrate.

A quick interview with DDP and he says that he will be announcing his tag team partner next week.  With this reveal, everyone will feel the BANG!

Next on the card is Alberto Del Rio taking on Curtis Axel for the North American title.  Del Rio gets the first fall in 22 minutes after pinning Axel with a rolling cross armbreaker.  9 minutes later Del Rio hits a double arm breaker and rolls Axel up for the win.  Alberto Del Rio wins the North American Title.  This is the second singles title won by a member of the A-Team.  Aries and Cesaro comes out to celebrate with their teammate.  Austin Aries acknowledges that he is the final member of the team without a title so he calls out Christian for his title shot at the Internet Media Championship. 

In 16 minutes, Christian gets the first fall after hitting Aries with the Unprettier.  Before the second fall could begin, Del Rio and Cesaro jump in the ring and attack Christian.  The ref eventually gets them out and rings the bell.  The next fall goes 20 minutes and favors Aries.  The beatdown the A-Team put on Christian put him at a disadvantage.  The third round goes the final 22 minutes declaring a time limit draw.  The ref tries to give Christian back his title but Aries steals it and blasts Christian with it.  Austin Aries stands with his teammates and all raise their titles in victory.  Master Bull comes out and it seems that the match was ended prematurely…by 2 minutes. He makes the decision to hold the title up and these two will meet in a week to decide who the champion is. 

The second to last match is the Mexicali Flyers taking on VamCango.  The Flyers NJWW tag team titles are on the line.  Since these belts are not HWF/CSWA authorized, there is no automatic rematch clause.  The battle goes for 5 minutes with Tornado en Fuego getting counted out.  Since the titles can’t change hands on a countout, the Flyers still retain but it is under question if the Flyers (since they lost the match via countout) would have to dress in drag.  Master Bull came out and said no, and said to restart the match. 

The challengers brought the fight to the champs even double teaming them for almost a third of the match.  The flyers just kept fighting back.   Insano hits a Guerrero stomp on El Chango and then tags out to Tornado who hits Chango with a Tornado punch sending him to the outside.  Insano runs over and nails Chango with a  Brainbuster on the floor.  He is out.  Vampiro runs over and brawls with Insano and the ref ends up counting Chango out at the 20 minute mark.  The Mexicali Flyers retain their titles via countout decision but again, we are in the same predicament.  Master Bull comes out again and says that a winner must be decided by pinfall and to avoid anyone getting counted out, at the next show, this would be moved to a steel cage.  The winner of that match will be the NJWW tag team championships.  The losers will have to dress in drag for 3 consecutive shows.

Everyone leaves to make way for the main event.  The challenger Daniel Bryan comes out first and he is followed by HWF World Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar.  This will be a best of 3 falls; 60 minute time limit.  In 9 minutes, Brock takes the first fall after nailing Bryan with the F-5.  For the first 19 minutes, Daniel had total control and was dominating the World Champion.  The tide turned however after Bryan got tossed out of the ring and Brock picked him up and rammed his back repeatedly into the steel post.  After that, Bryan could barely stand.  Brock toyed with him for 6 minutes and after a back body drop sent Bryan up 10 feet into the air and he crashed hard on the mat, Brock walked over and with one finger pinned Daniel Bryan.  Brock Lesnar retains the HWF World title. 

All of a sudden, the lights go out and an eerie blue light fills the arena.  The Undertaker’s music hits and Brock is leaning over the ropes hollering for Undertaker to come out.  What he fails to notice is that Undertaker is already there standing behind him.  Brock turns around and eats a big boot.  Undertaker calls for the Tombstone Piledriver but Brock quickly rolls out.  Brock’s eyes are wide with surprise and he backs cautiously back up the ramp.  Undertaker raises his arm and the lights come back up.  Undertaker leaves the ring.

That is all we have for now.  Stay Tuned as we have more great action to report on coming up.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 – 03.05

Hello fans.  In this issue, we actually start off with what happened after the camera stopped recording at the Colorado Springs event.   Just as the fans were getting ready to leave, out came Bobby Lashley to the biggest pop of the night.  He came out to thank the fans for coming out and he started to sign some autographs.  He was interrupted by Bully Ray who kept taunting him calling him a washed up MMAL (mixed martial arts LOSER).  Bully then attacked Lashley but out came the Mexicali Flyers for the short lived save.  Following them out were El Chango and Senor Vampiro.  All 6 men were brawling until Hulk Hogan came out.  “Whoa, whoa, whoa there BROTHERS.  The Hulkster is here and is in charge. The main man Bobby Lashley comes out and Bully Ray, you attack him.  You’re a coward, brother. Flyers and El Chango & Senor Vampiro – you are all no better.  You want to fight?  Get in that ring and sort it out.”  He turns around and yells “Hey back there, send out a ref.”  Somewhat familiar music hits and out comes…holy crap…it’s MASTER BULL in a ref shirt.  He comes down to the ring and immediately starts the match.  For the next 5 minutes, there were 4 and even sometimes all 6 men in the ring.  Master Bull could not control it so he calls for the double DQ.  Lashley then hits a flying tackle on Bully Ray sending him out of the ring.  Tornado en Fuego hits “The Tornado” on El Chango sending him flying and El Dragon Insano hits Senor Vampiro with a snap suplex right out of the ring.  The heels all yell back at the ring but then finally leave.  Bobby Lashley and the Mexicali Flyers stay at ringside to take pictures and sign autographs for the fans sending Colorado Springs home happy.
 

Our show is broadcast from Albuquerque, NM.  Master Bull comes out to start off the show.  “Hello Albuquerque.  We have a great line up for you today.  In fact, hometown hero Casey Jones will be in action.”  He pauses to give the fans the opportunity to cheer.  “Casey has been busting his ass around here so our way of saying thank you is that we are putting you in another match for the X-Division championship held by Mike “the Axe” Medley.”  Pick and the Axe then come out.  Mike is fuming.  “Hold on a sec chump.  I already beat this loser multiple times.  How many times do I have to embarrass this nothing?  He is NOT a contender for MY title.”  Master Bull jumped back in.  “You may be the champion but you do NOT determine who you will defend that title against.  In fact, my title states General Manager so I get to pick.  Now, get your sorry ass to the ring so we can get this thing moving.”  Mike and Dirk Devon stormed down to the ring.  Casey’s music hits and he comes out to a huge pop.  He high fives the fans at ringside and makes his way down.  As soon as Dirk exited the ring, he got in.

The first falls (17 min) goes to the champ who stops Casey with a forearm uppercut and makes the pin (Dirk was on the outside of the ring holding Casey’s leg).  The next fall goes a bit longer (19 minutes) and ended after Mike was thrown into the ring side steps and he was not able to make the 10 count.  The second fall goes to Casey Jones (36 minutes expired).   Master Bull came out and said that the final fall would be a lights out match.  Both men pulled out the stops; neither giving an inch.  At the 23 minute mark, Wam Bam Arsonist came down and threw a chair into the ring and Casey caught it.  He then blasted Axe with it knocking him out.  Dirk looked on in horror.  Casey made the cover and got the 1-2-3.  Casey Jones is the NEW X-Division Champion.  Dirk tried to get in the ring but Casey took his title and left.  Dirk helped revive the Axe and they left together.

The next match begins and it is Brad Maddox vs. Kevin Steen.  The two men fought to a 30 minute time limit draw.  A lot of people went to take either a bathroom break or went to the concession stands.  Seems like they didn’t mind the long food lines.

 

Pick and the Axe make their way to the back and a bloody and beat up Axe storms into Master Bull’s office.  “What the F*CK!  You stupid runt.  You cost me my title.”  Master Bull quickly stood up “Listen you big crybaby.  Deal with it.”  Axe turns and blasts Master Bull with a huge power punch.  I think Bull may have seen it coming as he rolled with it.  “That’s it.  You are hereby suspended.”  Security showed up after hearing the commotion.  “Take this fool out of here.  You are hereby banned from any event we attend either backstage or a paying seat.  I do not want to see you around here until I’m ready for you to come back.  Security, take him out of here.”  Dirk Devon started to speak up but Master Bull cut him off.  “You got something to say Devon?  I can suspend you just as well AND strip you of your title.  I suggest you leave now without saying a word.”  Axe turns to Dirk “Come on man.  Do something.”  Dirk looks at Master Bull and then at Axe and then walks out without speaking.  Axe is then escorted out of the building.

We cut back to the ring for a special event.  A small stage is set up with a big sign that says “The Snake Pit”.  The host is in the ring and it is none other than Jake “the Snake” Roberts.  Roberts introduces his guests and they are the former World Tag Team Champions, the A-Team:  Antonio Cesaro, Austin Aries & Alberto Del Rio.  Jake welcomes the team.  Antonio Cesaro starts off  “It is a sham that the GM of this cesspool put us in a situation that caused us to lose our titles.  Master Bull, we will hold you 100% responsible for this despicable act.”  Austin Aries turned to Jake.  “Why are we here?  This show is pathetic losers who can’t figure out what to do with their lives.  We are the future of wrestling and we are out here on this old-timey show.”  Del Rio takes over “You, Roberts, are an ancient relic who is way past his prime.  If anyone should interviewing us, it should be by someone in our league.  Heck, any of the Diva’s on this company’s payroll could do that job.”  Antonio Cesaro got into Jake’s face “What about you old man?  You think you’re in our league?” He starts to poke Jake in the chest.  “You are nothing.  You were nothing.  You’ll never amount to anything.”  He then slapped Jake across the face. As quick as a bolt of lightning, Jake hits a DDT on Cesaro dropping him like a rock.  Alberto and Austin then jump Jake and begin to beat him down.  The beatdown happens for a minute and only ends after Alberto and Austin hit a spike piledriver on a chair on the Snake.  Jake is out and not moving.  Another familiar face comes out from the back.  It is Diamond Dallas Page.  Page runs down, grabs a chair and clears the ring.  Antonio started to come to and struggled to his feet.  Page hits a Diamond Cutter on Cesaro and he goes down again.  Page gets on the mic “You SCUM.  You attack a legend like this?  You are nothing but cowards and bullies.  You know what bullies get?  They get to feel the BANG!”  The fans pop for Page and he leaves the ring after helping the medics take Jake to the back.  By the time our next issue rolls around, we hope to have an update on Jake Roberts.

Next on the card is Mike Bennett taking on Robbie E.  In 14 minutes, Mike Bennett gets the win after locking in a headlock and used that to pin Robbie E.

 

The A-Team has made their way to the back and they pass a room that Hulk Hogan is sitting in.  “Hey Brothers, come in here for a second.  I need to talk to you.”  The A-Team look at each other and walk into Hogan’s room and close the door.

 

A quick video is shown of a new hire.  It is Rockstar Spud (formerly from TNA).  He has been signed to a new contract.  He comes out for his first match and it is against El Dragon Insano. 

 

Announce the hiring of Rockstar Spud.  His first match is against El Dragon Insano.  El Dragon was wiping the mat with Spud until El Chango and Senor Vampiro came out and distracted him.  Spud then hits a low blow and nails a DDT with his feet on the ropes to get his first win.  Before El Chango and Senor Vampiro could jump El Dragon, Tornado en Fuego came out.  Chango and Vampiro (we’ll call them VamChango from now on) backed off but had a mic in hand.  “Flyers, you have been nothing but a thorn in our sides.  We will put you out for good and in the process will take your precious titles.”  Tornado replied “There is nothing in it for us to put our titles on the line against you two candy-asses.  Put something on the line to make it worth our while.”  Vampiro answered “We will challenge you to a match where the losers will have to dress in DRAG for 3 shows leading up to Wrestlemania.  The winners of the match get to go to the PPV and defend those NJWW tag team titles.”  El Dragon quickly answered “You’re on.  Next show, wherever it is, you and us, belts and cross-dressing on the line.”  All men dropped their mic’s and eventually went their separate ways.

EY Eric Young is up next taking on 3MB member Jinder Mahal.  This was the shortest match of the night and if you sneezed, you missed it. In just 2 short minutes, Mahal gets EY to tap out to a camel clutch. 

Our second to last match has Cactus Jackie taking on Velvet Sky.  Sky comes out last and shakes Jackie’s hand upon entering the ring.  In 21 minutes, Velvet hits a snapmare dropkick and makes the cover for the 1-2-3.  Jackie is now 1-1 and still needs to win 3 of her next 4 matches in order to go to Wrestlemania.

The main event of the evening is Randy Orton defending the Intercontinental Title against Roman Reigns.  The first fall goes to Orton who gets the cheating win by rolling up Reigns and pulling on his tights (12 min).  Before the next fall could begin, out comes the remaining members of the Shield – Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins.   The next fall goes to Reigns who hits the champ with a Spear and pins him clean in the middle of the ring (20 min).  Orton is yelling at the Shield to stay out of his fight.  At the 13 minute mark, Randy is setting up for the RKO when Ambrose grabs Orton’s foot causing him to stumble.  Reigns jumps in and hits Orton with a huge midsection punch doubling him over.  Reigns powerbombs him and makes the cover for the 1..2…3.  Roman Reigns has just defeated Randy Orton to become the NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION.

Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned for more updates.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 – 03.04

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  This show is taking place in the hometown of Bobby Lashley – Colorado Springs, Colorado.  The weather here is really funny.  One day it snows and the next day, it’s in the 60’s.  Go figure.

 

We start off with a bit of news.  It seems that former Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel has broken her foot in a skiing accident.  Her doctor’s say she may or may not make it back before Wrestlemania.  If that happens, we may have to find another challenger for the Diva’s title.  We will just have to wait and see.
 

In related news, “The Elitist” Reid Rothchild has really been a downer ever since losing his Elitist title.  He’s been moping around like a sad old dog.  Magnus and King Damian have been patient with him ever since his lack of participation cost them the 6 man tag team titles to the Shield.  Not having Raquel around also didn’t help.  Magnus and Sandow have said that they are getting a shot at the World Tag team titles and wanted to know if Reid would be in their corner.  He never replied; he just sat there.  They went to the ring without him.

 

The first match of the night has the A-Team defending their tag team titles against Prestige Inc’s very own King Damian Sandow and Magnus.  The first fall goes to the champs after Del Rio pinned Magnus in 29 minutes.  The second fall never happened as the 31 remaining minute time limit was hit.  The challengers were ahead on points.  Master Bull came out and said that the A-Team will meet Prestige Inc in the main event  - no time limit; one fall takes all.  Del Rio and Aries were not happy about it.

 

We cut to the back where we see Hulk Hogan talking to someone.  The camera pans around and it is the Pick and the Axe.  Dirk Devon sees the camera outside the door and then slams it shut.

 

We continue walking around backstage and run into Cactus Jackie.  She smiles and waves to the camera.  She walks around the corner and almost bumps into Ravishing Raquel who is hobbling around on crutches.  She looks like she was on her way to see Reid.  Jackie pipes up “Hey Ravishing Raquel.  Great to meet you.  I think what you have done for not only the Women’s division but the Divas also is beyond belief.”  Raquel looks at her and says “Get away from me newbie.”  She continues on her way.  Cactus Jackie looks hurt.  “Well, that wasn’t called for.”  Jackie continues on her way and runs into Master Bull.  “Hey Master Bulloney, ya see not only did I get a contract but I even won my first match.  How about them apples?”  Bull smirks at her.  “Jackie, hey, congrats on your win.  You know I was only trying to keep you protected from this business.  Its cutthroat and I just didn’t think you’d want to deal with the politics.”  “Bulloney.  You just didn’t want to give me a contract.  Plain and simple.  Oh, and I see that bitch Raquel hurt her precious foot.  I want to step up and I’ll take her shot at Fusion Valentine at Wrestlemania.”  Bull stars to laugh “You have got to be kidding me.  You win one match and you think you are ready for Wrestlemania?  No.  But I will tell you this.   You have to win 3 of your next 5 matches.  If you do and Raquel is not ready in time for her match, you can have that spot.  But if you lose 3 of the 5, guess what…you get nothing.  Now, how about THEM apples?  Oh, and crying to Hogan won’t do you any good.”  Bull walks away leaving Jackie to ponder that.

 

Next up is a man we haven’t seen in a while.  It is none other than Malo Leche de Mantequilla.  He is taking on Drew McIntyre from 3MB.  In 17 minutes, Malo Leche gets the win after hitting a dragon suplex.

We haven’t seen him since he had his loss to Reid Rothchild but Professor Cobra was up next taking on the other master of the cobra – Santino Marella.  In 22 minutes, Santino threatens Cobra with his cobra but fakes him out and hits a snap swinging neckbreaker.  After the match, Santino offered his hand to Professor Cobra but he walked away.

Out next is the Enigma Jeff Hardy taking on King Mo.  After a 21 minute hard fought victory, Jeff Hardy catches Mo in the gut with a knee and he rolls him up for the 1-2-3.

Our main event of the evening is the winner takes all match for the World Tag Team titles.  There will be no time limit and this will take place in a steel cage.  The challengers come out first but this time, they are accompanied by “The Elitist” Reid Rothchild and Ravishing Raquel.  It looks like they are on a united front.  Reid and Raquel sit at ringside while Sandow and Magnus enter the cage.  Next, the champs come out accompanied by the 3^rd member of the team Antonio Cesaro.  Cesaro threatens Reid and Raquel to stay out of it.  Aries exits the cage and goes over to talk smack to Raquel.  He starts to flaunt his “stuff” at her and Reid blasts him with a steel chair knocking him out.   Cesaro runs over and tells the ref he is taking Austin’s spot in the match.  He jumps in the cage.  The door closes and the match begins.

Damien Sandow executes a DBLE ARM NECKBREAKER....
Antonio Cesaro attempts to defend against DBLE ARM NECKBREAKER but is unsuccessful.
Antonio Cesaro tags out to Alberto Del Rio
Damien Sandow tags out to Magnus
 
Alberto Del Rio executes a ARM DRAG HOT SHOT....
Magnus neutralizes ARM DRAG HOT SHOT.
 
Magnus executes a BRITISH STOMPS....
Alberto Del Rio attempts to defend against BRITISH STOMPS but is unsuccessful.
Magnus tags out to Damien Sandow

Antonio Cesaro,  Alberto Del Rio double teaming for 2 rounds.

Antonio Cesaro is an offensive (OC) double teamer and executes a KNEE TO GUT....

Alberto Del Rio is an offensive (OC) double teamer and executes a LIFTING BACK SUPLEX....
Damien Sandow executes a GRIND FACE INTO STEEL CAGE – BLIND to Alberto Del Rio.
Antonio Cesaro, Alberto Del Rio are double teaming for 1 more rounds.
Alberto Del Rio is on defense for 2 more rounds.

Antonio Cesaro is a defensive (DC) double teamer and does nothing for the round.

Alberto Del Rio is a defensive (DC) double teamer and does nothing for the round.
Damien Sandow executes a PUMMELING FISTS....
Double teaming ends.
Alberto Del Rio is on defense for 1 more rounds.

Damien Sandow executes a PUMMELING FISTS....

Alberto Del Rio absorbs the punishment.
Damien Sandow is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Alberto Del Rio kicks out of the pin!
Alberto Del Rio is no longer on defense.

Alberto Del Rio executes a SCOOP POWERSLAM....

Damien Sandow reverses SCOOP POWERSLAM!
Damien Sandow executes a SWINGING NECKBREAKER....
Alberto Del Rio absorbs the punishment.
 
Damien Sandow executes a KNEE DROP....
Alberto Del Rio attempts to defend against KNEE DROP but is unsuccessful.
 
Alberto Del Rio executes a LIFTING BACK SUPLEX....
Damien Sandow neutralizes LIFTING BACK SUPLEX.
 
Antonio Cesaro,  Alberto Del Rio double teaming for 1 rounds.
Antonio Cesaro is an offensive (OC) double teamer and executes a KNEE TO GUT....
Alberto Del Rio is an offensive (OC) double teamer and executes a LIFTING BACK SUPLEX....
Damien Sandow executes a DBLE ARM NECKBREAKER....
Double teaming ends.
 
Alberto Del Rio executes a SCOOP POWERSLAM....
Damien Sandow neutralizes SCOOP POWERSLAM.
Damien Sandow tags out to Magnus
 
Alberto Del Rio executes a SNAPMARE TO DROPKICK....
Magnus executes a SPINNING SAMOAN DROP....
 
Alberto Del Rio executes a LEAPING CORNER ENZUGIRI....
Magnus attempts to defend against LEAPING CORNER ENZUGIRI but is unsuccessful.
Alberto Del Rio is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Magnus kicks out of the pin!
 
Magnus executes a TOE KICK TO MIDSECTION....
Alberto Del Rio attempts to defend against TOE KICK TO MIDSECTION but is unsuccessful.
Magnus is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Alberto Del Rio kicks out of the pin!
Magnus tags out to Damien Sandow
 
Alberto Del Rio executes a SNAPMARE TO DROPKICK....
Damien Sandow absorbs the punishment.
 
Alberto Del Rio executes a LIFTING BACK SUPLEX....
Damien Sandow attempts to defend against LIFTING BACK SUPLEX but is unsuccessful.
Alberto Del Rio tags out to Antonio Cesaro
 
Damien Sandow,  Magnus double teaming for 2 rounds.
Damien Sandow is a offensive (OC) double teamer and executes a RUNNING POWER SLAM INTO CAGE....
Magnus is a offensive (OC) double teamer and executes a FLYING KNEE SMASH....
Antonio Cesaro reverses Double Teaming.!
Antonio Cesaro executes a DIVING HEADBUTT....
Damien Sandow, Magnus are double teaming for 1 more rounds.
 
Damien Sandow is a defensive (DC) double teamer and does nothing for the round.
Magnus is a offensive (OC) double teamer and executes a TOE KICK TO MIDSECTION....
Antonio Cesaro executes a GIANT SWING....
Double teaming ends.
 
Damien Sandow executes a USE BRASS KNUCKLES -- DRAW BLOOD....
Antonio Cesaro absorbs the punishment.
Damien Sandow is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Antonio Cesaro was pinned by Damien Sandow!!!
 
The rush is on to see if they can exit the cage.  Sandow makes for the door but Del Rio stops him.  He however doesn’t stop Magnus who was scaling the cage but before he could drop, Austin Aries was there threatening him with a chair.  Out of nowhere, Reid hits Aries with a spear taking him down.  Magnus drops to the floor and the bell rings.  In 19 minutes, Prestige Inc has become the NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.  The cage lifts and Reid and Raquel get in the ring to celebrate with their teammates.  The show ends with Prestige Inc standing victorious over the A-Team.

That is all for now.  Stay tuned as the action is about to become more intense.