HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #532 – Final newsletter of the year – PPV fallout

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  The graciousness of the owners and GM Max McGillicutty has given the talent the rest of the year off.  HCW will shut down for the rest of the year but will be back up and running at the beginning of January. 

The Masked Gentleman is interviewed by Larry Morton.  Larry comments that MG talks a lot of smack.  MG says that 2 nights ago, actions spoke louder than words when he defeated Texas Wildfire.  MG says he is the Alpha and the Omega when it comes to talking trash.  Larry says I think King CJ will have something to say about that as he is the resident smack talk artist.  MG says the King has been Dethroned, I am the King of Smack talk in HCW Now.  MG says that CJ needs someone to write his promos for him.  Unlike King CJ, MG doesn’t write his stuff; his stuff writes itself *Smirks*  Larry says that once the Hashtag is done dealing with Baron von Blood, he may turn his sights on MG.  MG replies with “The Hashtag huh??? When I am done with him he will be "The Trash Bag" instead of the Hashtag.”  MG pie faces Larry and walks away.

Our first match kicks off with Sonic Blade making his way down to the ring.  His opponent is introduced by his manager Ant Graham – Dr. Red Fang.  Fang screams “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE” and when a few fans wanted to cheer for him, he snarled and growled and practically scared them out of their skins (what a meanie).  Sonic Blade took the match to the evil vampire and had him on the ropes until Ant Graham got involved.   Blade went out of the ring to go after the annoying manager but Fang attacked Blade from behind and together, he and his manager handcuffed Sonic to the ringside railing.  Fang went back in the ring and Sonic ended up getting counted out.  Dr. Red Fang advances in the US title tournament.  (12 min)

Backstage, King CJ cuts a promo of his own.

Clap clap..... "Ladies and gentleman give it up..... a round of applause for the most uninteresting man in the HCW...... THE SKUNK....i mean the masked gentleman!!!!" What in the world makes you think you are qualified to 1) talk to The King??? Ohhhb i know, you watched some of my old promos....then youtubed a little stone cold and rock and now wal-llah..... your an entertainer???!!!  Or 2) that your a contender...what cuz you made your debut in a revamped HCW....cuz you won a couple of matches in the local talent pool at your local ymca???? Or is it because you used to wash rey mesterios tights....stole his tighty whiteys and bought a luchador mask this halloween..GTFOH.  i think you might have to have a couple more dos equis' the hashtag has been sitting back quietly observing all things plotting his next move and along comes a yapper barking at the wrong big dog....you see you are NO rey mysterio, mr wrestling, hell your not even a erik piscosis (WHO?) or la parka....well hell i dont even think your at the level of doink or disco inferno...so masked gentleman i think you need to rethink your strategy.... get with your little manger and find a new career path cuz this one is gonna be short lived.  Hashtag Out!”  (drops the mic)

In a rematch from our PPV, Baron von Blood, accompanied by Ant Graham, makes his way down to the ring.  Next, the Hashtag King CJ comes out.  We won’t call this one-sided but CJ dominated his opponent and as much as Ant Graham hated seeing the carnage happen, he couldn’t do anything about it (King CJ used the handcuff left behind and secured Graham to the ring side barrier nullifying him from this match.)  9 minutes in, CJ nails the Baron with a Superplex.  He goes for the pin but Baron kicks out.  CJ then locked in a guillotine choke but Baron wouldn’t tap and successfully made it to the ropes.  CJ then hit the ropes catching Baron von Blood totally unaware with a Neck Snap. CJ makes the cover, hooks the leg and gets the 1-2-3.  King CJ is victorious and can now put this feud behind him.  (12 min)

Backstage, Texas Wildfire says he gets Rad Gumbo in the qualifying round.  TW says he will advance.

Ladies Champion Ravishing Raquel comes out and asks for a mic.  She calls out the Duchess and Ruby for attacking her after she beat both of their asses.  Raquel calls the Duchess stupid for wasting her title shot last night and said she would have had a better chance to beat her had she waited.  She says she wants the two of them in a match in January and is willing to put her title on the line.  However, once she defeats them again, the two of them are OUT of any future Ladies Title shots.  She tells Ruby and the Duchess to think about it and get back to her.  She then leaves.

GM Max McGillicutty confirms that the US title name will be reinstated when a new champion is crowned.

The Masked Gentleman comes out for MG’s Pit and asks all the managers to come out.  Ant Graham, MJ and the Ambassador all make their way down to the ring.  MG says he’s decided on what he wants and unfortunately, no one in this ring will earn his services.  The 3 managers look on in confusion wondering if he just opted not to have anyone.  MG then demands everyone cast their eyes to the ramp as this is who will manage MG moving forward.  Music hits and out comes someone new…Wow, MG got himself a female manager.  She makes her way to the ring and MG stands there while she joins him.  MG states that this woman, Miss Samantha, is his new Valet and she will be at MG’s beck and call.  MG directs her to hold the ropes open for him (chauvinistic pig) and the two of them head to the back with the managers all left in the ring wondering what happened.

It is time for our next qualifying match.  “The Ragin Cajun” Rad Gumbo accompanied by his manager MJ heads down to the ring.  Next, his opponent Texas Wildfire comes out to a huge pop.  Wildfire started off hot but then the Masked Gentleman showed up on the Omegatron.  He addressed the crowd but was really talking to Wildfire.  “MG is in a gracious mood so he’s decided that he will give everyone in HCW – including Max - a Chia Pet of himself (he spared no expense as he wanted everyone to have the best chia pet ever) except for TW.  MG has something special for you.”  He holds up a chia pet in the form of a prosthetic arm (in memory of TW’s dad).  TW sees this and rushes out of the ring and runs backstage.  Gumbo stood there watching TW get counted out.  Rad Gumbo moves on with a countout victory over Texas Wildfire.  (12 min)

GM Max McGillicutty comes back out and says that with the final 3, instead of doing more elimination matches, he would make this a triple threat with Dr. Red Fang vs Rad Gumbo vs the Shockmaster to crown a new US Champion.

Backstage, Wildfire is chasing MG who had a long lead and is waiting at his limo to taunt TW all the more.  As TW approaches, MG and his valet Miss Samantha get into the limo and then MG HURLS the chia arm at TW as he gets closer.  The limo takes off just as TW get there.  He picks up the chia arm and SMASHES it on the ground.  TW heads back in and runs into Max.  TW says that MG cost him a match TWICE now.  Max asks him what he wants to do about it.  Wildfire asks to be included in the final match for the US title and stipulates that if he does not win, he will not pursue any legal action against MG.  Max thinks about it and feels that a fatal four way would be better and inserts TW into that match.  Max tells him it’s up next so he should get down to the ring.

Dr. Red Fang, Rad Gumbo and the Shockmaster all make their way down to the ring.  Texas Wildfire comes out and they are none too happy he wormed his way into this match.  They all made an agreement to take him out first.  All 3 men beat down on Wildfire and then dumped him out of the ring.  After a few minutes to recuperate, TW joined the fray again and OWNED everyone.  He was dropping everyone bionic elbows.  Eventually, his 3 opponents would team up again and beat him down some more.   Fang hit him with a Vampire Lunge.  Gumbo connected with the Bayou Blitz and the Shockmaster headbutted him with his helmet.  Just when it looked like the 3 of them were getting along, the Shockmaster hit a low blow on Gumbo dumping him out of the ring.  He then turned to Dr. Red Fang and nailed him with the Wave of the Future and Fang rolled out of the ring.  The Masked Gentleman then snuck in from the crowd and held TW’s foot while the Shockmaster ran and nailed not one, not two but THREE body avalanches on Wildfire.  MG lets go of TW’s foot and TW falls down.  The Shockmaster dragged him to the center of the ring, made the cover and got the 1-2-3 and the win and is now the NEW US Champion.  The Shockmaster parades around the ring with his title, flips off the fans and then leaves.  (37 min)

GM Max McGillicutty comes out with a plaque for Manager of the Year.  Max says that towards the end, it got close but one person came out ahead in the end.  Max announces Master Bull as the Manager of the Year.  Just as Bull makes his way out, he is interrupted by Ant Graham.  Graham states that the vote was way too close (he presents documentation where it shows that the votes had them neck and neck.  Ant then demands a recount before any award is made as he believes votes were deliberately left off (he says he tried to vote and the system wouldn’t let him).  He tells Max that he has gone out and hired Black, Blackman &Whitehead to represent him and assist in the recount.  Max apologizes to Master Bull and says he’ll look into this and he will make an official announcement when all the other awards are presented next year.  Master Bull and Ant Graham have a staredown and Ant is proud of himself for disrupting the ceremony.  His lawyers better be good.

Backstage, Clarkus Kentus is with the Wraith.  The Wraith says he’s been looking forward to this for a very long time and finally gets to rid the world of that caterpillar resting under the Stache’s nose.  He will defeat him, shave off the stache and then will have the HCW to himself when the Stache leaves town in disgrace.

Also backstage is the Stache and he is with Larry Morton.  The Stache says the Wraith has been running rough shot all over the HCW and it’s up to him to make things right in the world.  Stache says that the Wraith may have stolen a win over him at the PPV but it’s what happens tonight that will matter.  The Stache walks off ready to head to the ring.

It is time for our Main Event:  Stache vs the Wraith in a loser leaves town match/Shave his head vs shave the stache in a Steel Cage.  The cage is lowered and the fans pop for it.  First, the Wraith comes out and is booed.  He flips them off not caring.  He enters the cage and holds the clippers for all to see.  Music changes to the theme from Bonanza and out comes the Stache.  He gets a huge pop and he makes a beeline right for the cage but instead of going through the door, he goes over the top.  The Wraith is mad because the Stache is showing him up.  He immediately attacks the Stache and the match is underway.  For 15 minutes, both men used every move in their arsenal as well as the cage as a weapon.  Both men were bloodied up.  The Wraith nailed the Stache with a Flying elbow drop.  He made the cover and got the 3 count but he has to get out of the ring.  Stache was up pretty quick and pulled the Wraith down.  The Wraith hit a low blow and tried to scale the cage again and again, the Stache stopped him.  Both men finally ended up fighting on the top of the cage and the Stache smashed the Wraith’s head into the cage and he fell back down into the ring.  He began climbing over but then stopped.  He looked to the fans, looked down on the Wraith and then did what insane wrestler would do…he nailed a B52 kneedrop from the top of the cage onto the Wraith.  The fans POPPED HUGE.  The Stache then nailed the Tombstone (piledriver) and made the cover to get a 3 count.  He then scaled the cage, went over the top and dropped to the floor before the Wraith could get to the door to escape.  The Stache wins!   The Stache and a few refs enter the ring and get a groggy Wraith into a chair.  He starts to squirm but he is held steadfast.  Stache pulls out the clippers and begins to shave the Wraith’s head but not bald.  He cuts and trims and leaves the Wraith with the same haircut Road Warrior Hawk used to have but with a few modifications.

The refs let the Wraith up and he bolts out of the ring, through the back, grabs his bags, turns and yells “You all SUCK.  I never cared for any of you worthless trash bags.  Hope you can all sleep at night with your new ‘hero’.  Oh, and each and every one of you can KISS MY ASS.”  He grabs his bags and storms out of the building.  Back in the ring, the Stache celebrates with the fans as our final show of the year comes to an end.

Thanks for sticking with us making this a hell of a year to remember.  We hope you’ll join us in 2017 when the HCW returns from hiatus.  Until then, everyone have a safe holiday, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #531 – Apocalypse PPV Day 2

Hello fans and welcome to day 2 of HCW’s Apocalypse PPV.  Pyro goes off and GM Max McGillicutty comes out.  Max thanks the fans here live and those watching from home for contributing to the success of HCW.  Max says that last night’s appearance of the Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin had pushed that show to become the #1 most watched PPV in the history of HCW.  Max promises that tonight’s show will carry on the excitement from last night.  He leaves so the show can begin.

Backstage, Magnum Kone is being interviewed by Clarkus Kentus with his backups Haagen and Daas and tells the fans that he puts Pete the Pun-isher on the shelf and then later in the show, will participate in the battle royal to see who will get the shot to become the US Champion.

Pete the Pun-isher is being interviewed by Larry Morton and tells Larry that it’s no surprise that Magnum is overlooking him and that will cost him dearly tonight.

Match #1:  ‘The King of Cones’ Magnum Kone comes out to a pretty good pop from the crowd.  Magnum, Haagen and Daas hand out ice cream to the ringside fans.  Magnum enters the ring and awaits his opponent.  Pete’s music hits but there is no Pete.  Magnum asks what’s going on all the while staring up the ramp.  Pete came in from the crowd, slid into the ring and attacked Magnum. The bell rings quickly and this one is under way.  Magnum battled back and mostly controlled the match after hitting Pete with the Ice Cream Sandwich (corner splash).  Pete would battle back with the Pun-ctuation, a Pun-ch to face and the Layin down the Whip-pun.  Pete thought he had things locked up and tried for the Pun-t to the head but Magnum reversed it and nailed the Popsicle (piledriver).  Magnum made the cover and got the 1-2-3.  Magnum wins the match.  He celebrates as Pete struggles to his feet.  He turns and attacks Magnum again knocking him out of the ring.  Pete hits him with the Freezer Burn and while Magnum was down, nailed him with the Pun-t to the head.  The ref and other ‘shirts’ from the back quickly stepped between the two to avoid further altercations.  (7 min for the match; 10 for the segment)

Larry Morton is backstage and has ‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild and his manager Master Bull.  Reid says that he’s had plenty of time to brush up on ScooterJ and now knows him better than he knows himself.  Bull says Reid will be wearing gold again and will prove to the world he exemplifies “Elite”.

Clarkus Kentus has the TV champion ScooterJ and the champ says that he’s tired of beating down Reid.  Tonight will be the last time as Reid is a multi-time loser and ScooterJ will end 2016 STILL the TV Champ.

Match #2:  TV Champion – ScooterJ vs Reid Rothchild.  ‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild comes out first with his manager Master Bull.  Reid and Bull shake the fans hands as they head to the ring.   The music changes and out comes the TV Champion ScooterJ.  SJ wastes no time getting in the ring and shoves the TV title in Reid’s face.  ScooterJ then climbs the turnbuckles showing off as the fans boo him.  ScooterJ controlled the match early on but Master Bull provided Reid with intestinal fortitude and Reid began taking the match to the champ.  Reid hit the Rothchild Stunner on ScooterJ and the ref counted 1…2…KICKOUT!  Reid couldn’t believe it.  Master Bull couldn’t either.  ScooterJ makes it to his feet and plants Reid with a superkick.  ScooterJ hooks the leg but Reid kicks out at 2.  ScooterJ then hit Reid with the 10 punches but Reid dropped him and locked in the Figure Four Reid Lock.  ScooterJ makes it to the ropes.  Reid gets up and nails a Reid-a-rooni but ScooterJ hits another superkick and gets another 2 count.  Reid nails the Reid Bottom but could not make the cover.  ScooterJ hits a bodyslam and goes for the pin but Reid reaches up and reverses the pin but SJ rolled back over and got his feet up on the ropes and got the 1-2-3 on Reid.  ScooterJ retains his title.  Master Bull tried to complain but the ref said he didn’t see anything.  ScooterJ takes his title and leaves laughing at Bull and Reid.  Both men eventually left.  (14 min)_

Backstage, El Chango enters Max’s office and tells him that he did Max a ‘solid’ by jobbing to Drew and letting last night’s main event go on as planned.  El Chango says that right now he should be the World champion.  Max says he has no idea what El Chango is talking about but says that regardless of who wins the tag team match tonight, the Desperados will get the first title shot in 2017.  El Chango thinks about it for a minute and then nods and leaves.

Match #3:  The Men’s Battle Royal.  There was just a major house cleaning and half of the roster was eliminated in the first 5 minutes.  The battle royal went on for an additional 25 minutes and the final four left were Sonic Blade, Dr. Red Fang, ‘The Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo and the Shockmaster.  The Masked Gentleman was angry that he wasn’t in the match and made sure that Texas Wildfire wouldn’t make it either.  However, TW went under the ropes; not over so he was never eliminated.  GM Max McGillicutty came out and said that at tomorrow’s show, there will be 5 people fighting for the US title.  He said that the person with the best record in the battle royal (survivor) would draw a first round bye.  That was none other than the Shockmaster with 5 eliminations. 

King CJ, the Hashtag, is backstage with Larry Morton.  His Royalness says that tonight, he destroys the threat of Baron von Blood and then will work on getting his way back into a title hunt.  CJ says that if the rest of the 5^th Column stick their noses into his business, he will deal with them the HARD way.

Match #4:  Baron von Blood makes his way out first and he is accompanied to the ring by his manger Ant Graham (who is carrying a sign that reads ‘Vote for me for Manager of the Year’) and the rest of the 5^th Column / 6 Man Tag team champions Karl Braun, Wendell Hammerschimdt and Oswald Zimmerman.  The team stands united in the ring. Music changes and out comes the Hashtag – King CJ.  CJ makes his way to the ring with very little interaction with the crowd as he is extremely focused.  The ref gets Graham and the 6 Man champions out of the ring.  The ref then sends the 5^th Column to the back but they refuse.  All of a sudden, Ivan Dragovich comes running out (ala the Ultimate Warrior) with a chair in hand and he chases all of them to the back but not before getting in one good shot on Karl Braun. 

Early on, Ant Graham used a chair on King CJ’s knee and that limited a lot of what CJ could do as it appeared he couldn’t put a lot of weight on it.  Finally, he got out of the ring and after taking out Ant Graham, quickly taped his knee up and got back in.  That is when CJ went off like a firestorm.  Baron von Blood seemed lost with his manager incapacitated but held his own until Graham recovered.  As soon as he did, Ant broke his cane over CJ’s back.  The Baron locked in the Gas Chamber (modified sleeper) but CJ, fading, made it to the ropes.  Baron let him go and then as CJ made it to his feet, Baron hits him with a German Lariat.  Baron makes the cover and Graham holds CJ’s leg down and the ref counts 1-2-3.  Baron von Blood gets the win.   Ant Graham joins Baron in the ring and they celebrate.  CJ recovers and nails Baron with a shoulder smash that sent him flying out of the ring.  CJ then locked Ant Graham in a Guillotine Choke and Graham was tapping out like crazy but eventually he went “to sleep”.  CJ dropped him and Baron dragged his manager out of the ring and helped him to the back.  CJ celebrated in the ring and then eventually left.  (22 min)

Backstage, P&L – Phat Sol & Red Hot Lucas Johnston are with their manager the Ambassador and the Ambassador says it’s P&L’s time to shine and tonight, they will defeat the Steel Curtain to become the World Tag Team Champions and will set the HCW on its side.

The Steel Curtain are with Clarkus Kentus and Buzz says that P&L and their manager are delusional and nothing changes tonight except for another W going on their record.  Starbuck leans in and says “Word”.

Match #5:  The Ambassador comes out first and introduces P&L.  Phat and Lucas came out and the fans went nasty on them.  Ambassador leads his team to the ring.  The music changes and out comes the World Tag Team Champions the Steel Curtain.  Buzz and Starbuck Steel get one of the biggest pops of the night and in the ring, P&L are trying to get the fans to quiet down. The Ambassador taunts the champs from the ring daring them to make this a no countout/DQ match.  The champs eagerly agree.  Starbuck begins for his team but neither Phat nor Lucas really want to start off.  They do the “rock/paper/scissors” and Lucas kicks things off.  Things go south really fast for the challengers as the champs hand them their asses in super quick fashion.  It only takes 5 minutes for the Steel Curtain to pin P&L after Buzz hit Phat Sol with the Buzz Kill.  Buzz says he barely broke a sweat.  The Ambassador was pissed.  He gets on the mic and tells the Curtain that if they were so confident then SC should put the titles on the line again against his new team.  Starbuck says he doesn’t manage anyone else.  “Ah, that is where you are wrong.  In fact, I signed a very unlikely duo only minutes before this match.  These two are willing to work together if tag team gold is on the line.”  Buzz says “why not” and it looks like we have ourselves ANOTHER title match.  The Ambassador calls out his new team.

Match #6:  Music hits and out comes…Pete the Pun-isher.  He makes his way down to the ring.  The music changes and we hear a very familiar…ice cream truck music. HOLY CRAP…it’s the King of Cones, Magnum Kone.  Magnum as aligned himself with the Ambassador and his enemy Pete!  He has turned his back on the fans once again for what?...the chance for gold?  The fans boo him but he dismisses them.  The match begins and THIS is what the last match should have been.  All four men beat the crap out of each other but this time, the challengers posed a real threat to the champs.  The Ambassador got involved a few times but the Curtain retaliated and dropped him.  Magnum had a serious advantage after squashing Starbuck with the Ice Cream Sandwich.  Buzz tagged in but Magnum dropped him with the popsicle.  Before he could go for the pin, Pete tagged himself in.  Pete then sized Buzz up and nailed a PUN-t to the head.  He hooked the leg and the tights and the ref counted 1…2…3!  HOLY CRAP!  Pete the Pun-isher and Magnum Kone have just defeated the Steel Curtain to become the NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!  What a travesty of justice!  Magnum is not happy Pete stole his pin opportunity but as soon as the Ambassador handed him the tag belt, all settled down.  The new champs paraded around the ring while the Steel Curtain had to be helped from the ring.  The Ambassador screamed “I told you so” as he and the new champs made their way to the back.  (32 min)

Backstage, there is an altercation between P&L and the new Tag Team Champions.  The Ambassador says that for now, P&L, as a team, need to be sidelined but instead will go for singles opportunities instead.  The Ambassador puts over Magnum & the Pun-isher as the “Team of the Year”.

The main event is almost upon us.  Ravishing Ruby Princess is with Larry Morton and she says that tonight, her dreams of becoming a champion come true.  Larry tells her that she actually has to BEAT Raquel.  Ruby replies “No Problem” and walks away.

Clarkus Kentus is with the Ladies Champion Ravishing Raquel and Raquel heard the crap that Ruby is once again spewing.  Raquel says she will dispatch Ruby like she’s done with all of her other opponents and will walk into the new year with the title around her waist.

Match #7:  It’s time for the MAIN EVENT!  First, the challenger Ravishing Ruby Princess makes her way down and it looks like she’s changed her outfit and now is a total dead ringer for Raquel.  Ruby gets in the ring and calls for the champ so this one can get underway.  Music hits and the Ladies Champion Ravishing Raquel comes out to the loudest pop of the night.  Raquel holds her title high as she makes her way to the ring accompanied by her husband ‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild.   They get to the ring, he gives a quick peck on the cheek and then leaves.  Raquel enters the ring, climbs all the turnbuckles holding her title high as the fans pop.  She finally hands it over to the ref and Ruby attacks her starting this one off.  Raquel shook off the attack and like a solid champion, controlled the entire match.  6 minutes in, Ruby trapped Raquel in the middle of the ring with the Ravishing Rubywing but the champ powered through it and slowly inched her way to the ropes to break the hold.  Ruby complains to the ref and Raquel straps in her own Ravishing Chickenwing but Ruby gets to the ropes to break the hold and then complains when the hold is not immediately released.   As Ruby turns around, Raquel, who climbed the turnbuckle, launched and connected with a moonsault.  The fans POP and chant “That was Awesome”.  After a bit more action, Raquel locks in the Ravishing Chickenwing again but Ruby escapes.  Ruby is nursing her arm and turns into a Power Full Nelson and slam from Raquel.  The champ makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  Ravishing Raquel retains the Women’s title.   (11 min)

Music hits and out comes the winner of the Ladies Money in the Bank contract the Duchess.  The Duchess says she is cashing in her contract right now and hands off the briefcase and slides into the ring. 

Match #8:  This one went a bit longer at 14 minutes and the Duchess seemed to have the champ’s number but Raquel, to her credit, kept up a strong match.  The Duchess set Raquel up for the “All Hail her Majesty” but at the last second, Raquel reversed it and locked in the Ravishing Chickenwing.  The Duchess, suffering from a shoulder injury earlier in this match, tapped out quick.  Ravishing Raquel retains her title in strong fashion.  (14 min).  Her celebration was short lived as Ravishing Ruby returned to the ring and began beating down the champ.  The Duchess joined in and together, they beat Raquel down.  The show comes to an end with the two ladies standing tall in the ring while Raquel is tended to by medical.

Thanks for reading.  We have one final show and then will be on hiatus till 2017.  Be sure to get your final vote in for Manager of the Year as it ends tonight ( https://hwfcswafantasy.blogspot.com ).  Stay Tuned for more action!

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #530 – Apocalypse PPV Day 1

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Hello fans and welcome to our December PPV – Apocalypse!  This show is so big it had to span two days!  Pyro immediately goes off and the fans in this sold out show are “hanging from the rafters”.  People are packed into this venue and the fans expect to get their money’s worth and I can tell you, with the lineup and surprises in store, we feel the fans will all go home happy tonight. 

GM Max McGillicutty comes out and thanks everyone for attending live and on PPV.  Max says that both today and tomorrow’s show are packed with top notch action.   Max states that since tonight’s main event of World Champion Drew the Canadian Love Machine vs the S.H.I.T. champion the Savior will be a winner takes all, I’m sure that whoever wins will drop the S.H.I.T. title and first thing on our agenda is to change the name back to the US Title.  Max then goes on to say that the men’s battle royal tomorrow will in fact be to crown a new US Champion.  The final 4 from the battle royal (everyone participates except for whoever holds the World title, TV and Hardcore title) will then appear on the final show of the year in a tournament to crown a new champion.   With that out of the way, the program is ready to go!

Before the match can be announced, MG enters the ring for MG's Pit...he grabs the mic amongst boos from the crowd, as he brushes them off. "I wanna get one thing off my chest first and foremost! People are saying I am resembling MG's Pit after someone Iconic, and that I am using old school tactics this apparent Iconic wrestler would use...This is a complete fabrication; My Stuff is all Original, right down to the coconut I used on TW...Now with that being said I have 3 guests today on the Pit.....They are here to try and analyze the Intelligence or lack intelligence of TW and why he thinks he needs to be in MG's business. Now I would like to introduce these guests, they are truly advanced in their field of knowledge, as they are 3 Scientists....give them a warm welcome!”

3 Scientists in white Lab jackets come to ringside and enter the ring.  “Welcome professors!" Scientist 1 says, "We are Scientists, not professors." "Whatever, now, you guys are supposedly pros in figuring out the psyche of people, am I to understand that?" Scientist #2 says, "We are, yes." MG says "Good well can any of you three figure out what Texas Wildfire’s problem is?  He really thinks he has a chance with Me at the PPV. Can you give me your evaluation of him?" The Scientists conjoin together for a minute then separate. Scientist #3 says, "After consulting with my colleagues, we have determined that we cannot rationally see why TW is in your business." MG says "So would you safely say that you are baffled by TW's actions and cannot understand why he would be so dumb to mess with MG?" Scientist #1 says, "We are all in agreement that us Scientists are Baffled by TW AND CANNOT Rationalize why he would want to be in your business, it makes no sense." MG: “Thank you Scientists.”  MG turns and then hits ALL THREE OF THEM with the Welcome Mat.  "Now you know that TW is not sane, he will now be shown by me destroying him in the PPV...this has been MG's Pit, and You are Welcome!" MG Leaves the ring.

Match #1:  The show begins with manager Ant Graham coming out and introduces Dr. Red Fang.  Fang exclaims “VAMIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE!” before heading to the ring.  Fang is in the ring and pacing like a tiger.  His opponent the Axe comes out to a good pop.  He high fives the fans as he makes his way down to the ring.  Fang tries to attack him and Axe hits him with the Axe right off the bat but Fang rolls out of the ring.  He regains his composure but spends the next few minutes on the outside of the ring.  Axe gets tired of Fang spending time outside there and he almost got counted out.  Just as Axe was getting back in the ring, Ant hit him with his cane.  Although damage was done, it motivated Axe more and he took it out on Fang beating him from pillar to post.   Ant tried to intimidate the ref and Axe went after him almost getting him but Ant stayed one step ahead.  Axe put Fang into the corner and tried for a shoulder tackle but Fang reversed it and nailed a skull crusher.  Axe hits a backbreaker but Fang nailed an airplane spin.  Axe was a bit woozy and Ant grabbed him leg almost tripping him.  Fang then nailed the Vampire Lunge and with a hook of the tights, got the 1-2-3.  Dr. Red Fang is victorious in the first match of our PPV.  Fang yelled and screamed at the fans (VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE) until his manager escorted him backstage.  (12 min)

The Masked Gentleman barges into Max's office, "MAX! I want to shut this chump Wildfire up! I DEMAND to fight TW for my Hardcore Title in a....DOG COLLAR MATCHJ!......Ooooo SNAP That! MAKE IT HAPPEN NOW!" as MG leaves Max's office.  Max says “fine” and pencils it in.

Match #2:  The Muscles Trio (Weasley, Thorpe and McGuire) comes out wearing their rainbow colored bull horns and are running around posing for all the kids in the audience.  Next, manager Ant Graham comes out and introduces the 6 man tag team champions the 5^th Column (Karl Braun, Oswald Zimmerman and Wendell Hammerschmidt).  The fans turn nasty as the Column makes their way to the ring.  Neither team wasted any time and all went right at it as soon as the bell rang.  The champs held their own for the first 6 minutes with constant tagging in and out.  Finally, Muscles Thorpe caught Braun with a running splash and the tide turned into the favor of the challengers.  Their run was short lived as the Column regrouped and triple teamed Muscles Weasley for 3 rounds while his partners stood helpless on the outside of the ring.  After the beatdown, Weasley made the hot tag to McGuire but he too fell victim to triple teaming.  At the 13 minute mark, it was the Muscles Trio team to hit some triple team action and Ant Graham couldn’t believe it and started to panic.  After the ref regained control, Ant hopped up on the apron and started to verbally assault the ref.  The ref then ejected Ant from ringside and he BLASTED the ref with his cane.  The ref immediately called for the bell disqualifying the 5^th Column.  Unfortunately for the trio, belts do not change hands on a disqualification so the 5^th Column retains their titles.  They left and headed to the back all the while Graham pointing to his head  - seemingly trying to tell us he is smart.  I’m sure Max will have something to say about the finish.   The Muscles trio posed with the fans for a few minutes and then left the ring.  (21 min)

The Texas Wildfire is backstage and he says that he too has an expert where it comes to the Masked Gentleman.  He has the camera turn and he is looking at the ass end of a…well…ass.  “MG, this here ass says e’ knows you better than you know yur’self and e’ holds himself in higher standing and says that you are no better than the crap that comes out of this ass’s ass.  All the crap you put mah family through as well as the cowardly attack on me only motivates me all the more and tonight I will be victorious.  MG, since you love M&M's so much I'm gonna go ahead and call you the Masked Mo-ron and Masked Mo-ron, you crossed the line when you disrespected my family. There's gon' be hell to pay! Alpha Dog vs. Bully Dog in a dog collar match. You gon' find this dog's bite is a hell of a lot worse than his bark!”

Match #3:  The Ladies Battle Royal.   Max came out after all the ladies (except Ravishing Raquel and Ravishing Ruby Princess) got into the ring and told them that the winner of the battle royal will get a “money in the bank” title shot at the winner of tonight’s event that they can cash in at any time before the February PPV.  The eliminations went fairly quick and the final two in the ring were Queen Beckett and the Duchess.  Queen Beckett pounded on the Duchess for 5 minutes and just as she was getting ready to toss her out of the ring, the Duchess reversed it and hurled Beckett over the top rope crashing to the floor.  The Duchess wins the match and now gets a title match.  (29 min)  She grabs the briefcase and parades around the ring with it.  This brings out Southern Belle who immediately challenges her to a match for that briefcase.  The Duchess begins to walk away but then turns around and BLASTS Belle with it.  The Duchess accepts the match. 

(Impromptu) Match #4:  The Duchess vs Southern Belle for the future title shot.  Belle owned the match and beat the hell out of the Duchess.  Duchess just couldn’t get her bearings.  Belle hit the Southern Swing twice but Duchess kicked out both times.  Belle nailed the Duchess with everything in her arsenal but Duchess just wouldn’t stay down.  At the 15 minute mark, Belle dropkicked Duchess with her cowboy boots on and that sent the Duchess flying out of the ring.  Duchess felt she had enough and just kept walking.  The Duchess ends up getting counted out in 15:30 (score was 66 to 107 with Belle destroying her) however the title shot does not change hands (like a title) on a countout so the Duchess retains her future spot.  Belle fumed in the ring before leaving.

The Saskatchewan Heavyweight International Title holder the Savior says that the time has come for one man to be saved and that is Drew the Canadian Love Machine.  The Savior says Drew has been duped by his own hype and believes himself to be the “face” of the company.  The Savior tells him he is delusional and after tonight, the Savior will be the new World Champion and the “face” of HCW. 

The theme from “Bonanza” plays and out comes the Stache.  The fans pop huge for him.  He makes it down to the ring and after getting a mic, he says that he does have a surprise for the fans.  The Stache says that while he was out due to injury, he landed a few roles out in Hollywood and he ran into a man who recognized him as a former HCW World Champion.  Stache says this guy at one time used to be a wrestler and was pretty good.  He asked the Stache if he was returning and after answering yes, this person asked if he could accompany him.  Stache says absolutely.  Stache’s guest is here tonight and says it’s time for him to make his HCW debut.  Over the loud speakers blares... “IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK….IS COOKIN’” and out comes the ROCK.  HOLY CRAP!  The fans explode and it just becomes deafening.  Stache gives the Rock the mic and Rocky says he’s not here to wrestle but to be in the corner of the Stache.  Before he can continue, the Wraith comes out.  The fans instantly boo.  Rock asks “Just who in the blue hell are you?” as the Wraith enters the ring.  The Wraith snatches the mic out of his hand.  The Wraith then says that this is a nice surprise but just like beating the ass of the Stache, Wraith’s surprise will one up.  The Wraith turns to the Omegatron as the sound of breaking GLASS rings and out comes….HOLY CRAP…STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!  Austin was the person who the Wraith called and after Wraith told him Rock was going to be there, Austin said “OH HELL YEAH” and agreed to show up.  Rock and Austin faced off as the Wraith and Stache did.   Max came back out reminding us this is not a tag team match.  Rock and Austin separated and went to separate corners.  The Wraith and Stache then squared off.

Match #5:  The Wraith vs the Stache. The Wraith immediately hit the Stache with low blow and that set the pace of the match. The Wraith was extra vicious in this match and took it out on the Stache.  Stache would battle back hitting the Whiplash (snap suplex) and the Tombstone but could not get a 3 count.  The Wraith ripped off a turnbuckle cover and smashed the Stache’s head into it (umm, why wasn’t he DQ’d?) busting him open.  The Wraith climbed to the top turnbuckle and nailed a flying elbow drop.  He then went to the outside and grabbed a chair.  The ref tried to take it away from him but Austin said to let them fight it out.   The Wraith went to swing the chair but the Stache blocked it and the two struggled over it.  The Wraith hits another low blow, yanks the chair away and blasts the Stache with it again.  The Wraith then went to talk crap to the Rock and Rocky was ready to get involved.  Austin went over and got between them.  Wraith hit the Stache with the chair again and then after discarding it, made the cover to get the 1-2-3.  The Wraith wins the match in pure cheating fashion.  The Wraith then goes out and grabs a pair of electric clippers.  He gets in the ring and then motions he’s going to remove the Stache’s Stache.  Stone Cold gets in the ring and tells the Wraith that he inflicted enough damage but the Wraith, high on adrenaline, PUSHED Austin away.  Austin got pissed and nailed the Wraith with the STONE COLD STUNNER!  The fans popped huge.  Rocky gets in the ring and looks like he’s going to have words with Austin but instead, picks up the Wraith and nails him with the ROCK BOTTOM!  The fans pop huge again.  Austin and the Rock leave.  The Stache recovers and sees the clippers and asks the crowd if he should use it on the Wraith.  However, he waited too long and the Wraith escaped.  The Stache then gets on the mic and tells the Wraith that the HCW isn’t big enough for the two of them and challenges him to a Loser Leaves Town match.  The Wraith says he’ll one up him and wants the Stache to put his Stache on the line.  If Stache loses, the mustache goes too.  GM Max McGillicutty comes back out and tells the Wraith that if wants that stipulation, he has to put his hair on the line.  After a bit of flubbing, The Wraith agrees.  The final show of the year will be “hair vs Stache” and the loser leaves HCW.  (17 min for the match; 30 for the full segment)

The World Champion Drew the Canadian Love Machine is backstage and says he has had it with the Savior and wants it all to end tonight.  He promises his family, his fans and himself that he will take care of business tonight.

Match #6:  Hardcore Champion the Masked Gentleman vs Texas Wildfire in a dog collar match is up next.  Texas Wildfire comes out first to a huge pop (so far, it was the loudest after the Rock and Austin) and he looks ready, not for a fight but for a war.  The Masked Gentleman comes out and he is still in possession of TW’s father’s prosthetic arm.  He uses it to wave to TW in the ring expecting to further get under his skin and put him off his game.  The ref first attaches the dog collar and chain to Texas Wildfire and after some hemming and hawing, MG finally gets his attached.  There is nowhere for either person to go.  Not sure what else to say other than Wildfire OWNED this match.  MG was totally caught off guard with the level of viciousness and bled early after multiple chain shots to the head.  MG was wearing a crimson mask under his…mask.  TW got a chair and brought it into the ring.  He then hit a leaping DDT on MG on the chair and the fans screamed “Holy Shit”.  TW went for a pin but only got a two count.   Wildfire hit a high cross body but MG kicked out.  After kicking TW in the face, MG tightened the dog collar on TW choking him out.  TW battles back and hits a hangman clothesline, goes for the pin but MG kicks out.  TW smashes MG’s head in the corner but MG eye rakes him. TW hits a huge powerslam but the pin is broken up after MG hits TW in the head with the chain.  MG drags TW to the corner, hoists him up to the top turnbuckle and then hits a Superplex.  TW begins to make it to his feet but MG nails him with TW’s father’s prosthetic arm.  MG makes the cover and hooks the tights and puts his feet on the ropes.  The ref doesn’t notice as he makes the count 1…2…3.  Masked Gentleman wins the match cheating all the way.   Wildfire is pissed.  He then begins whipping MG with the chain after the dog collar is removed and MG grabs his title and RUNS (either he was scared or had to use the bathroom).  Wildfire stays in the ring and celebrates with the fans who don’t care he lost.  As he leaves, he promises MG that he’s not through with him.  (16 min)

Backstage, Max says the match between the Wraith and the Stache will in fact be the main event of the final show of the year and will take place in a Steel Cage!  Max says it’s time for the Main event to get going so he’s sending us back to the ring…and since so much is on the line, it will be a no DQ/no time limit match.

Match #7:  Main Event:  World Champion vs S.H.I.T. Champion – winner takes all.  The Savior comes out first and is booed pretty heavily.  World Champion Drew the Canadian Love Machine comes out and the fans pop – almost on par with the Rock & Austin’s reactions.  The Savior attacks him before the bell but that doesn’t faze the CLM.  For 17 minutes, the match was practically even with neither man giving an inch.  The fans were on the edge of their seats and popped for each and every move.  At the 18 min mark, the Savior went for a brainbuster but that was reversed and Drew hit a handstand headscissors that sent Savior to the outside of the ring.   Savior got back in and nailed a Holy Uppercut.  Drew battled back with a series of slaps that dropped the Savior.  Drew went for a pin but Savior kicked out.  We now join the match at the 24 minute mark.

===== In the 24th minute of the match: =====

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.

The Savior rolled OC.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine executes a SUPERKICK....

The Savior executes a PACKAGE DDT....

===== In the 25th minute of the match: =====

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.

The Savior rolled OC.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine executes a HANDSTAND HEADSCISSORS....

The Savior executes a SPINNING HEEL KICK....

===== In the 26th minute of the match: =====

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.

The Savior rolled DC

Drew the Canadian Love Machine executes THE LOVER BOMB....

The Savior absorbs the punishment.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

The Savior was pinned by Drew the Canadian Love Machine!!!

Drew the Canadian Love Machine wins with THE LOVER BOMB over The Savior and becomes the combined US and World Champion!!!

Drew the Canadian Love Machine has done it.  He is now the combined champion.   He celebrates in the ring climbing each corner turnbuckle and gets the fans to pop each time.  Unfortunately, due to HCW regulations, one man cannot hold two singles titles.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out and asks Drew which belt he wants to drop.  After kissing the US title, he hands it to Max.  Max says tomorrow night will get us the final four and then crown a new US champion on Sunday.  He leaves to allow Drew to celebrate in the ring as the fans pop for him.  The show then comes to an end.

Be sure to turn in tomorrow for Day 2!!!

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #529 – Final house show before the PPV

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  This is the final show before our PPV this weekend.  As a reminder, the PPV will actually take place on Friday and Saturday and Sunday will be the final show of the year.  The owners and GM Max McGillicutty have been gracious in giving the roster time off during this family oriented holiday and they (including Masked Gentleman) deserve the time off.

The show kicks off and as the pyro goes off, our first match is immediately underway.  Pulling opening duty is Ivan Dragovich vs The Crocodile Hunter.  Ivan comes out to a good pop.  Croc comes out second and he too is well received by the fans.  Ivan was definitely the more aggressive right from the get go but things went sour when Karl Braun from the 5^th Column came out on stage and began taunting Ivan.  Ivan took off out of the ring to confront Braun (who left) and Ivan got counted out.  Crocodile Hunter wins this one in 6 min via CO decision.  Ivan keeps heading to the back to find Braun.

We cut to the back in Max’s office and standing there with him is none other than the Stache.  The fans pop when they see him there.  The Stache asks Max to let him be in the PPV.  Max says he has a spot but questions if he should put him in a match.  The Stache requests a match against the Wraith.   “You know a match between he and I would be golden but if you’re concerned about putting asses in seats, I can bring a special guest and then not only will the PPV be a sellout, it will break all PPV records and be the highest rated show ever.  He is no stranger to these fans.  He will put even MORE asses in seats…the show will sell out but he will get you the extra views on PPV.”  He writes the name down on a piece of paper and hands it to Max.  His eyes go WIDE and he immediately agrees.  Max says “I’ll let the Wraith know that he has a match at the PPV.”

We go back to the ring for our next match.  First, the Fiend comes out and he’s looking like he’s in a better mood now that he’s back on a winning streak.  His opponent tonight is Jesse California.  The Fiend looked sharp and owned the match against Jesse but the longer it went on, the Fiend began running out of steam.  The Fiend went for the Devil’s Reign but Jesse reversed it and nailed a superkick out of nowhere.  Jesse immediately hooked the leg (and maybe a bit of the tights) and got the surprising win over the Fiend.  Jesse gets his arm raised and he leaves.  The Fiend looks disappointed and slowly makes his way to the back.  (15 min)

Max tells the Wraith that the Stache is back and wants a match at the PPV.  At first, the Wraith scoffs until Max shows him the piece of paper of who will be in Stache’s corner.  The Wraith’s eyes go all wide and he says he’s in but first he needs to make a phone call.  Wraith calls ??? and asks him to be in his corner.  At first there is hesitation until the Wraith (turning from the camera) tells him who the Stache will have as his partner and we DISTINCTLY hear the reply over the phone but we won’t print that here as to keep up the suspense.  If you really want to know, order the PPV now (the event is SOLD OUT).

Our third match begins with Outback Oscar coming our first and then followed by Pete the PUN-isher.  Pete tries to lay out some puns but the mic gets shut off before he can start.  Compounding that, Magnum Kone and his helpers Haagen & Daas make their way out and distribute ice cream to the fans at ringside.  This of course infuriates Pete.  For about 7 minutes, Pete was aggressive and barely gave Oscar time to catch his breath.  He then stopped and jaw jacked with Magnum but as soon as he turned around, Oscar leveled him and when on an offensive tear.  Now it was Pete’s turn to have his ass handed to him.  Pete almost had an opportunity after connecting with the Combing the Desert (Spaceballs reference) but seeing Magnum hand out his FAVORITE flavor ice cream (PB&J), he got irate and yelled at Magnum.  Oscar turned him around and hit a spinning elbow drop.  Oscar hooked the leg and got the 3 count.  Outback Oscar gets the win.  Magnum, feeling he accomplished what he wanted, left with his team.  (19 min)

HCW forensic analysist Gardinia Blue approached Max and told him she found out what was going on and took him to the Masked Gentleman’s locker room.  After knocking (rather hard) on the door, MG came out and asked what they wanted.  Max and Gardinia Blue began questioning MG why he was putting all these charges on Max’s cc.  Turns out MG is “using” Max’s cc to cover incidentals that were supposedly spelled out in his contract but Max had yet to provide.  Max tells him the gravy train has ended.  MG says you can’t talk to the Hardcore champ that way.  Max says he’ll do one better…if MG loses at the PPV, not only will he lose the title but will have to pay back all the charges he made.  MG counters and says that if he retains, he wants his setup re-established.  Max agrees but he has to pin or make TW submit; the deal is off if MG skates out on a DQ or countout.   Max then produces the new M&M’s MG asked for but they are mislabeled.  They say "#BlackNBlueSucks" on some and the others say "Says TW".  MG sees this and gets all huffy and storms back into his dressing room…without his candy.

It’s time to head back to the ring for more action.  First, Ant Graham comes out and introduces 5^th Column member Oswald Zimmerman.  Next, music hits and out comes the Hashtag King CJ.  He gets a huge pop.  CJ glares at Graham and tells him to stay out of his business.  At the insistence from his manager, Oswald attacks CJ to kick off the match.  CJ let Oswald get is 30 seconds of fame and then the Hashtag tore right into Oswald.  Graham tried to interfere but ended up getting a fist to the face from his royalness.  CJ toyed around and finally finished off Oswald with a bulldog.  Just as he got up to celebrate, the rest of the 5^th Column (Baron von Blood, Karl Braun & Wendell Hammerschmidt) hit the ring and began to beat CJ down.  CJ battled back like the champ he is and got some assistance when the Muscles Trio (Thorpe, Weasley & McGuire) hit the ring at went after the 5^th Column.  This allowed CJ to go one on one with the Baron and showed him the exit after hitting the Baron with a flying dropkick.  The Muscles also disposed of their PPV opponents and CJ looked at the Trio and shook their hands before leaving.  The Muscles trio ran around acting all goofy and eventually left.  (8 min for the match; 12 min total)

The main event tonight will have World Champion Drew the Canadian Love Machine teaming with the Axe and Magnum Kone to take on S.H.I.T champion the Savior, Dr. Red Fang and (after demanding it from Max) Pete the Pun-isher. 

Next on the card, it is announced that this next match will be a specialty rules match.  First, former Ladies champion The Duchess comes out to a decent pop.  He opponent tonight is her former manager Southern Belle.  It is determined that this will be an ECW rules match.  Belle started off by hitting the Duchess with the Moonshine and then tossing her out of the ring.  The Duchess caught Belle with a sucker punch.  Belle rammed the Duchess’ head into the ringside barrier before smashing her with a DVD player.  Duchess blasted Belle with a cookie sheet but Belle kicked out before the 1 count.  Belle then sprinkled thumbtacks on the mat and tried to suplex Duchess onto them but she nullified the move.  Duchess bodyslammed Belle on the thumbtacks and she writhed in pain.  Belle eye raked Duchess to gain her composure.  She grabbed a chair and brought it into the ring.  Belle then hit Duchess with the Southern Swing right on the chair!  The fans chanted “This is awesome”.  Belle goes for the pin but gets a 2 count.  Duchess then smacks her in the head with the cookie sheet and tries for a pin with her feet on the ropes but the ref makes her break the hold.  Belle then hits a victory roll and (without the ref seeing), she grabs the ropes for leverage and the ref counts 1…2…3!.  Southern Belle has stolen a win here tonight.  She leaves and walks to the back with her arms raised.  Duchess tries to complain but the ref leaves her to stew in the ring.  (11 min)

Gardinia Blue points out to Max that based on Article 18C, sub article K- Paragraph 3, Max can deny demands of one person and can give the “perks” to someone else.  Max deems Texas Wildfire worthy so he gives TW a bag of the “altered” M&M’s and TW says he will share them with the locker room.  TW says that MG assaulted his family.  They are fine but instead of pressing charges like any normal person would do, he says he will get even…how far is he willing to go to save the honor of his family?

Also backstage are the World Tag Team Champs – the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel).  Buzz addresses Phat Sol & Red Hot Lucas Johnston telling them playtime is over and now it’s time to get down to business.  Starbuck says P&L are not worthy of this match and with it being Christmas time and all, they’ll give them a present…an ass whooping they’ve never experienced before and P&L will leave empty handed.  Buzz leans in and looks like he’s going to end it with “Word” but instead he nods and says “What he said”.

It is time for our Main Event:  Drew the CLM, The Axe and Magnum Kone vs the Savior, Dr Red Fang & Pete the PUN-isher.  Pete comes out first followed by Fang and his manager Ant Graham and finally the S.H.I.T. champion the Savior.  Next, Axe comes out first followed by Magnum and finally the World Champion Drew the Canadian Love Machine.  The 6 men wasted no time in beating the snot out of each other.  The faces had complete control over the match and Pete was left to fend on his own quite a bit as the Savior sat on the outside of the ring and was reluctant to get involved.  Fang brawled with the Axe on the outside of the ring.  After a grueling 40 minute battle which saw the Savior be involved for a whopping 3 minutes, Fang got caught by the La Casita and Drew made the cover for the 1-2-3.  The “good guys” secure a win right before the PPV.   All of a sudden, the Masked Gentleman made his way out looks disgusted and is holding something behind his back.  He is wearing a wireless mic (I wonder if he charged THAT to Max’s credit card) "TW, I didn’t go after your family, they were trying to climb into the ringside area to get MG's Autograph!, AND as far as your Dad is concerned......Let's just say I was giving him a...(raises his father’s prosthetic arm)...hand up.!" MG Laughs.   Texas Wildfire came out…like a wildfire and went right after MG.  TW had a lot of anger pent up and began taking it out on MG until the Masked Gentleman decided he’d had enough and after tossing TW into the steps, he took off through the crowd (claiming he wanted to be with “his” fans and that he wasn’t running away).  The show came to an end with TW starring daggers at MG.

The PPV card has been finalized and this is what it will look like:

Day 1

6 Man Trophy – 5^th Column (Braun, Oswald & Wendell) vs Muscles Trio

Hardcore champion – Masked Gentleman vs Texas Wildfire.  Match type to be determined.

Dr Red Fang vs the Axe

The Stache plus a mystery guest vs the Wraith with a mystery guest

Ladies Money in the Bank Battle Royal

Drew the Canadian Love Machine vs the Savior in a winner takes both belts match

Day 2

TV Champion ScooterJ vs the Elitist Reid Rothchild

Magnum Kone vs Pete the Pun-isher

King CJ vs Baron von Blood

Men’s Battle Royal

World Tag Team title match:  Steel Curtain vs Phat Sol & Red Hot Lucas Johnston

Ladies title:  Ravishing Raquel vs Ravishing Ruby Princess

See you this weekend!

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #528

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Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  We are coming into the homestretch for our year end pay per view Apocalypse.  This two day show is shaping up to be a very interesting card so be sure to get your tickets to the event now before it (very likely) sells out. 

GM Max McGillicutty comes out to thank the fans for attending and announces that the PPV will host two different battle royals for future title shots – one for the ladies and one for the men.  After this announcement, the show begins.

The first match of the evening is a rematch from our last show.  Mountain Man Junior Huber vs the Fiend.  Huber comes out first to booing from the fans while the Fiend gets a pop.  The Fiend has been in a bit of a funk since losing the Hardcore title but he easily controlled the match dominating his much larger opponent.  The Fiend took out some of his frustrations on Junior and put him away after nailing the Project 1950 headbutt in 23 minutes.  After the match, the Fiend looked at the camera and said he was coming back for his belt.

TV Champion ScooterJ is not live at the show but sends a taped message that plays over the Omegatron.  He tells the Elitist Reid Rothchild he will accept the challenge for their match at the PPV and promises Reid will wish he just stayed at home.

The camera cuts live to the audience and the three family members of Texas Wildfire (his father, wife, son, and daughter) are in their seats and wave to the fans.

The Masked Gentleman comes out carrying a bag but since there is no match going on, we are wondering what he is doing here as he is not scheduled to wrestle.  He enters the ring and asks for two chairs.  MG then takes the mic and says he is debuting a new honest-to-goodness talk show and says it will be called “MG’s Pit” (in reference to Rowdy Roddy Piper’s version from the 80’s).  The fans boo and it only gets worse when he reaches into the bag and pulls out a kilt.  He puts it on and the fans express their distaste for this man.  MG tells the fans to “shut their pie holes” so he can get this segment started.   He says the fans don’t like him and he doesn’t care but they will care about his first guest on this premiere show.  MG calls out his guest and it’s none other than the Texas Wildfire.  The pop he gets is louder than anything we’ve heard in a while.   TW makes it to the ring and MG asks him to sit down.  TW refuses and kicks the chair away.  He immediately gets into MG’s face and the two begin to have words.  The Omegatron goes off and TW is momentarily distracted.  MG then takes advantage of the distraction and he reaches into his bag and pulls out…what the hell…a coconut.  TW turns around and MG blasts him with the coconut (in reference to what Piper did to Jimmy Snuka) and it explodes into pieces.  TW is busted open.   MG then pulls a semi-conscious TW behind him and drags him over to his family.  MG begins to taunt TW’s family.  The kids start crying and MG tells them to SHUT THE HELL UP and tells TW’s wife that she is looking at a real man and not the trash he’s dragging around.  TW’s wife slaps MG across the face.  TW’s father stands up to defend the family and MG notices he has a prosthetic arm.  MG yanks on the arm and then pushes him down forcibly.  MG drags TW back into the ring beats him with the prosthetic and hits him twice with the Welcome Mat.  The fans are ready to riot.  MG, pleased with himself, leaves.  Medics come out and help TW to the back.

Backstage, the Savior cuts a promo for tonight’s match against El Chango for the S.H.I.T. title.  Most of it is drowned out by the fans still spewing their venom for what MG just did to TW. 

Next up we have a 6 Ladies tag team match.  First, the team of El Gato Negro, Scarlett Phoenix and Kimberly Kiccass come out to a nice pop from the crowd (the seemed to have calmed down after a riot almost broke out).  Their opponents are the Queen’s Court – The British Crippler, Lady Hermann and Queen Beckett.  The Court makes their way down to the ring for the match.  While the match was pretty even, the team of El Gato, Scarlett and Kimberly actually did slightly better.  The majority of the match saw Queen Beckett fight Kimberly Kiccass.  6 minutes in, she caught the Queen with a dragon sleeper but the Court broke it up.  After the teams rotated in an out, Queen Beckett was back in against El Gato. After reversing a Wall-O-Cato, Beckett locked in the Her Majesty’s Smash but Gato would not quit.  The British Crippler gets in and after a moment, gets caught by the Gato paw. El Gato goes for a pin but Lady Hermann makes the save.  Lady Hermann takes over pounding on the Black Cat but El Gato makes the hot tag to Kimberly.  Kim gets in and cleans house catching Lady Herman with a Christo and goes for a pin but only gets 2.  The Court double team Kimberly but El Gato and Scarlett are in to even the odds.  Kimberly then nails the Crippler with a Michinoku driver and dumps her out of the ring.  The court tend to their fallen teammate which results in a countout.  The Court loses this one by countout.  Kimberly, Scarlett and El Gato celebrate before leaving the ring.  (20 ½ min)

Backstage, MG orders another prime rib while munching down on teal M&M’s.  He sticks his head outside his dressing room and screams out, "MAX! I need more Teal M&M's, but I need them personalized! I want them to say “#BlackNBlueCrew” and others to say "TW Sucks" And don’t give me ANY flack that it won’t fit on an M&M…MAKE IT FIT!" MG Slams his dressing room door.

Match #3 is on and this one has Angry Jack Lawson heading to the ring first.  His opponent is escorted by his manager MJ and it’s the Ragin Cajun Rad Gumbo.  Gumbo carries a sign that reads “Gumbo 7:30 says its Suppa Time Bitch” and MJ carries one reading “Should be the catchphrase of the year”.  The Cajun makes short work of Lawson after catching him with the Onion Twist (Muta Lock) and Jack tapped out.  (3 min)

Back in Max’s office, the Wraith is complaining about not being on the PPV card.  Max tells him things are not yet finalized and there is still a chance.  The Wraith questions if Max is holding him back and is told “No, in fact, you have a match next”.  The Wraith complains he hasn’t had time to prepare but Max tells him to Man Up and get to the ring before he changes his mind.  The Wraith storms out.

Handsome Hernandez comes out first to start this off and he is booed but when the Wraith comes out, the fans care less about him.  The Wraith and Hernandez go toe to toe for 3 minutes until the theme from the TV show “Bonanza” blares over the loudspeakers.  The Wraith looks around wondering why it’s playing and he looks up and sees the Stache’s picture on the Omegatron.  Distracted, Hernandez catches him with a cross arm breaker.  The Wraith taps out pretty quick bringing this one to a fast finish.  The Wraith looks around as he leaves wondering just what the hell is going on.

El Chango is backstage with his Desperados teammate Leon Teremoto and El Chango says tonight he picks up a singles title that will hold him over until they can once again get their hands on tag team gold.

Match #5 is next.  Mr. Wrestling #5 coms out first to a mixed reaction.  His opponent Superstar Chic Monroe comes out but has a mic in hand.  He complains about El Chango getting a title shot when it should be him getting it.  The fans boo him and he eventually gives up.  This was relatively another short match which didn’t see a whole lot of offense going on.  A chant of “Speed things UP” started and MW5 nailed Monroe with the Million Dollar kneelift which elicited a pop from the crowd.  Monroe picked up Mr. Wrestling 5 and dropped him throat first on the top rope before hitting a swiss uppercut that sent 5 out of the ring.  Monroe followed him out and hit a Cradle Facebuster on the floor.  He rolled back in and MW5 got counted out.  The Swiss Superstar Chic Monroe steals a win via countout.  (7 min)

Back in his office Max notices that his cc had been experiencing quite a few extravagant charges as of late (prime rib, beer kegs, teal M&M’s) and had forensic accountant Gardinia Blue investigate.   Max calls and puts the cc on hold preventing any future charges until he can figure out what is going on.

Texas Wildfire is backstage being checked out by medical and says he looks to be shaken up but otherwise ok.  TW looks at the camera and tells MG that it’s one thing to go after him but once he involved his family, he crossed the line and has made it personal and he will take it out on him at the PPV.

It is time for the Main Event:  The Savior vs El Chango for the S.H.I.T. title.  Desperado member El Chango comes out first to a mixed reaction.  Next, the Saskatchewan Heavyweight International Title holder the Savior comes out and he is booed pretty heavily.  For about 10 minutes, both men were pretty evenly matched until the Savior hit El Chango with a powerbomb against the edge of the ring.  After that, the match pretty much was in the champ’s favor.  As the match progressed, El Chango got a little desperate and tossed the Savior out of the ring trying to buy him some recovery time.  It didn’t work out that way as the Savior was back in pretty quick and nailed El Chango with a spinning heel kick.  The champ made the cover and with his foot on the ropes, got the 1-2-3.  The Savior wins this one and retains his title.  His celebration is short lived as World champion Drew the Canadian Love Machine ran down and the two of them started to brawl.  A gaggle of refs had to come out and separate the two.  When that didn’t work, half of the locker room came out to try and separate them.  The show came to a close with the two men glaring at each other from opposite sides of the ring.

Thanks for reading.  We have one show left and should have the final PPV card posted before the PPV. 

Stay Tuned.

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #527

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Today’s show starts off with pyro and out comes Master Bull and ‘the Elitist’ Reid Rothchild.  Reid is BACK.  He gets into the ring and is handed a mic.  He tells the crowd that his ankle is 100% healed and that he is ready to return to the ring.  Reid says that he did not listen to Master Bull and it cost him the TV title.  That all changes as he issues a challenge to ScooterJ for a rematch for the title at the PPV but for now, he has a match.

Match #1:  Reid Rothchild vs Tobias Snake.   This one started off a bit slow as Reid shook off the ring rust but quickly found his groove and took the match to Tobias.   Master Bull provided Reid with Intestinal Fortitude but Tobias squashed that pretty quick with the Dirty Deeds.  Master Bull pointed out a weakness and Reid exploited it and went for a quick pin but just got 1.  Reid nailed a Reidarooni and then tried for the Figure Four Reid Lock but Tobias made it to the ropes.  Tobias rolls out of the ring but is back in by the 5 count.  Tobias went for a lariat but Reid reversed it and nailed the Snake’s DDT.  Reid then locked in the Figure Four Reid Lock and this time Tobias tapped out.   Reid is victorious in his return match.  He and Master Bull celebrate before leaving.  (9 min)

GM Max McGillicutty makes the match between King CJ and Baron von Blood official for the PPV.

Match #2:  Mountain Man Junior Huber comes out first and his opponent is the Fiend.  The Fiend comes down to the ring and does not look good.  I guess he’s been in a funk after losing the Hardcore title.  Fortunately, he was the longest reigning HC champ so he will get a rematch.  The match barely gets started before Hardcore Champion the Masked Gentleman comes out and attacks both men (he’s mad because he is not on the card today).  The ref immediately throws out the match resulting in a no contest.  Texas Wildfire hits the ring and disposes of MG.  TW challenges MG to a match at the PPV for the Hardcore title.  MG accepts and then leaves in a huff.

MG Walks in and as he heads to his dressing room, he shouts, "Texas Wildfire will rue the day he imposes himself into MY Business!"  MG Slams his dressing room door.

Match #3:  Missy Chick vs Sarona Reiher.  Sarona started off strong and owned Missy for the first 8 minutes of the match but she could not get her down for a pin attempt.  Missy caught her with an exploder suplex and that changed the pace of the match.  Sarona tried for a savate kick but Missy nullified it.  Sarona went for a superkick but that was reversed and Missy threw Sarona into the corner and went for running corner back elbows but Sarona got out of the way.  The only HOLY SHIT moment came when Sarona went for a Superfly splash but Missy caught her mid-flight and nailed an exploder suplex.  Missy connected with a diving back elbow.  Sarona hit a samoan drop but Missy held on and locked in a scissored armbar.  Sarona tapped out pretty quick.   Missy Chick gets the win in this hard fought battle.  (14 min)

While sulking in his dressing room, MG realizes that Max and the rest of HCW are just trying to promote Texas Wildfire because it’s the holiday season, and they are just giving to those less fortunate. MG’s too fortunate to worry about the broke little boys and girls, so he stays in his custom Dressing room and tries to forget about the others less fortunate like TW.  In a sudden burst of the holiday spirit, MG decides to give in to those less fortunate like TW and the TW fans, so he throws a box of T-shirts that read “MG doesn’t like me either!” out into the others dressing rooms for the others to wear. 

Max finds the box and gathers what hasn’t been taken (some are burning them; others using them as cleaning rags) and takes them to Goodwill however, they know MG’s reputation and actually deny the donation.

Match #4:  Outback Oscar vs Sonic Blade.  Oscar comes out first to a big pop followed by Sonic Blade who gets an equal reaction.  Both men shake hands and this one begins.  For 9 minutes, Sonic put up a hell of a fight but after that, the injury he received the last time he wrestled began to surface and for the next 10 minutes, he got in maybe 4 offensive moves.  Oscar dominated the rest of the match and polished him off with a swinging neckbreaker.  (19 min)  After the match, Sonic had to be helped to the back by the ref.

World Champion Drew says he’s giving the Axe a long overdue title shot tonight.  Drew says “May the best man win.”

Match #5:  The Smashers vs the Ryzing Storm. The Smashers come out first with their manager MJ.  Next, the Ryzing Storm (Travis and Terra Ryzing) come out and are actually cheered because they hate the Smashers more.  MJ has the Smashers attack the Ryzing Storm before the bell and finally once the ref gets control, the damage has been done.  Travis was injured for 5 minutes and that left Terra on his own and it wasn’t pretty.  Terra was dominated in the ring and after being beat on for almost 10 minutes, he made the hot tag to Travis.  Travis was only in for 2 minutes before succumbing to injuries and Terra had to take over.  Unfortunately, it did them no favors as the Smashers hit him with the Steel Smasher and then Smasher #1 hit the ropes and grabbed a handful of Terra’s hair and yanked and flipped him.  Smasher #1 made the cover and got the very easy 3 count.  The Smasher stood victorious and MJ led them from the ring. (19 min)

The Texas Wildfire came out to cut a promo in the ring.  TW is wearing a black t-shirt with white letters that read #burnMGtshirtChallenge: 

“The other day I was comin’ home from a hard days training and as I was jogging on the road I saw a group of dogs on the side of the road. There was one dog who kept growlin’ and carryin’ on. He would growl at the other dogs and they would back up in fear. Now a lotta people would say….that’s the big dog. Some people would sayyyy…that’s the Alpha dog. But I kept lookin’ and I saw one dog who wasn’t scared. One dog who didn’t cower in fear. I saw that dog rise up and snap on that bully dog. MG…you a bully dog! I’M THE ALPHA DOG! So when you’re growlin’ and carryin’ on like a fool, I’m not backin’ down! I won’t…cower in fear! I’m snappin’ on you! With these fans behind me I got nuthin’ to fear!” *Pauses while waiting for the crowd’s applause to die down* “So MG, when you feel like stomping’ on a defenseless man I’ll be right there to…snap! When you decide to talk yo silly trash I’ll be right there to…snap! (Crowd says snap! in unison with TW) When you feel like goin’ too far I’ll be right there to…*SNAP*! When you feel like bullyin’, the ALPHA DOG will be right there to…*SNAP*!” (Huge pop from the crowd as TW high fives a bunch of fans at ringside.)

The Masked Gentleman is in the back and he cuts a promo of his own.

MG Raises an eyebrow and shakes his head at such a feeble attempt to unnerve MG. "Boy, the only thing you can rattle is a baby rattle. You cannot unnerve MG, many have tried; all have failed, so take a number boy, MG is untouchable. TW will find that he is not even in the same league as I am. I am the dominate athlete in HCW…and everyone knows it.  Be sure to tune in to the next show for a showstopper event."

It is time for our Main Event:  Drew the Canadian Love Machine defends the World title vs the Axe.  The Axe comes out first and receives a huge pop.  Next, the Champ comes out and the place goes nuts.  This guy is so over.  Drew makes it to the ring and shakes hands with the Axe before posing for the fans. As expected, Drew controlled the entire match and the Axe struggled to keep up with him.  Drew hit the Axe with a powerbomb right off the bat and that set the pace for the rest of the match.  We join now at the 10 minute mark.

===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

The Axe rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.

The Axe rolled OC.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine executes a CORKSCREW PESCADO....

The Axe executes a Forearm Uppercut....

Drew the Canadian Love Machine is attempting a pin!!!

1...

The Axe kicks out of the pin!

===== In the 11th minute of the match: =====

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC

The Axe rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.

The Axe rolled OC.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine executes a LA CASITA....

The Axe executes a Forearm Uppercut....

===== In the 12th minute of the match: =====

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC/TT

The Axe rolled DC

Drew the Canadian Love Machine executes a SUPERKICK....

The Axe absorbs the punishment.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...

The Axe kicks out of the pin!

===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====

Drew the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.

The Axe rolled DC

Drew the Canadian Love Machine executes the Lover Bomb....

The Axe absorbs the punishment.

Drew the Canadian Love Machine is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

The Axe was pinned by Drew the Canadian Love Machine!!!

Drew the Canadian Love Machine wins with the Lover Bomb over The Axe!!!

Drew retains his title but his celebration is short lived as the Savior runs down and attacks Drew and then Dr. Red Fang, led by Ant Graham, attacks the Axe.   The show ends with the Savior and Fang standing over their fallen opponents.  “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE!!!”

We only have a few shows left and our PPV will be here.  Next show should finalize most of the 2 day PPV card.  Stay Tuned.