Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
All kinds of stuff is hitting the fan right about now and we are just
trying to make sense of it all.
Tonight’s show will feature P&L taking on Adam Jameson and Billy
Robbins. ‘The Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo
will see action against Oswald Zimmerman.
Dr. Red Fang may bite off more than he can chew when Biceps Bannerman steps
up to the plate. Madame Jade and Taylor
Bella finally get their face off in the ring in a Last Woman Standing
match. The Main Event will have Ladies
Champion the Duchess with her new manager Southern Belle take on the #1
contender Ravishing Raquel for the title.
Belle made a threat against Raquel…will she back it up? This and so much more. Let’s get this party started.
The
show kicks off as Biceps Bannerman makes his way down to the ring to a huge pop
from the crowd. Manager Ant Graham comes
out next and introduces “the next Hardcore Champion” Dr. Red Fang. Fang rushes to the ring but Biceps is waiting
for him and after a short scuffle, hurls Fang out of the ring. The bell rings and the match is officially
underway. Graham got involved early on
getting under the skin of Biceps. Fang
was definitely more vicious in this one.
Graham choked Biceps in the corner and Fang followed it up with a Skull
Crusher. Biceps finally had more than he
can handle and after hoisting Fang over his head, he HURLED him to the outside
of the ring. Fang, after he landed, and
Ant Graham were both SHOCKED. Even
though Fang was ahead on “points”, with Biceps in this mindset, maybe it wasn’t
worth messing with this giant anymore and the two of them left the ring
resulting in countout win for Biceps Bannerman. Biceps posed briefly for the fans before
leaving. (5 ½ min)
Backstage
in the interview area, Ladies Champion the Duchess is with her new manager
Southern Belle. Belle says that the
Duchess will continue to dominate the Ladies division and with her at the
champs’ side, nothing will stand in their way.
Match
#2 is ready to start. First, Adam
Jameson and Billy Robbins come out first to a good pop from the crowd. Next, the Ambassador comes out and
introduces, who he calls the “uncrowned tag team champs” P&L: Phat Sol and Red Hot Lucas Johnston. P&L make their way to the ring but back
off from getting into the ring when AJ and Billy show a bit of
aggressiveness. The Ambassador gives his
blessing and they enter the ring. The
Ambassador stepped back and let his team go but AJ and Billy were a bit more
than they could handle. For 8 minutes,
Adam and Billy kept P&L off any game plan they may have had. After Phat was able to connect with the Phat
Phat (Brainbuster) on Billy, the tide finally turned in their favor. The Ambassador then provided some good intel
and P&L owned the match moving forward.
Phat and Lucas ended up taking AJ outside the ring and double teamed
him. Back in the ring, Billy was getting
ready to go help but then Handsome Hernandez ran in leveling Billy with a
chair. He then locked in a cross
armbreaker through the chair and seemed to injure Billy. Back on the outside of the ring, Lucas
hurled AJ from one end of the ring into the waiting arms of Phat Sol who
launched Adam into the air and he crashed hard on the steel steps. It looks like Adam is injured too. By this time, Handsome Hernandez already
skulked away. Lucas gets in the ring and
hits Billy with a DDT. He goes for the
cover but they are too close to the ropes and somehow Billy gets his foot under
the rope breaking the count. Lucas then
started to blast Billy with multiple forearm shots and Billy just couldn’t
protect himself enough. Lucas then
hooked the leg and the ref counted 1…2…3.
Red Hot Lucas Johnston and Phat Sol have won this one. The Ambassador raises their arms as Phat
kicks Billy out of the ring. They
celebrate a moment longer before departing.
(15 min)
Backstage,
the Wraith storms into GM Max McGillicutty’s office. He complains he isn’t being used so Max tells
him he gets action in the ring tonight. He
tells him to go get ready.
We
head back to the ring for our next match and it looks like we have a new
wrestler debuting tonight. He calls
himself the Texas Wildfire. He comes out first to a decent pop. Music
changes and out comes the Wraith. He is
not appreciated by the fans so it looks like the Texas Wildfire will receive
the full support of the fans tonight in his debut match. Before the bell could begin, the Wraith hits
TW with a chair busting him open. The
match then begins with TW at a disadvantage but he promptly battles back. After some rapid fire punches, TW hits a
Hangman’s Clothesline and goes for the cover but only gets a 1 count. An eye gouge from the Wraith is met with
rapid fire punches and the Wraith is dazed.
TW catches the Wraith with a snap powerslam and another pin attempt but
Wraith again kicks out at 1. Wraith
stuns TW with a Strikeout Headbutt. TW
shakes it off and hits a leaping DDT for another cover and a 1 count. TW then smashes the Wraith’s head into the
corner turnbuckle. TW locks in a standing
armbar but that is reversed and the Wraith picks up the chair he used earlier
and tried for a chair shot but TW got out of the way. Not sure why the ref didn’t disqualify the
Wraith here. TW recovers, hits another
Hangman’s Clothesline and gets a 2 count this time. The Wraith eye gouges TW again but gets
distracted when, up on the Omegatron, a picture of our World Champion the
Stache shows up. The Wraith curses and
mutters. He turns around only to get
caught by a leaping DDT. TW rolls him
up and with arms locked up, he gets the 1-2-3.
Texas Wildfire is victorious in his first outing. As he is celebrating, the Wraith uses a chair
and takes him out. The segment ends with
the Wraith yelling “STACHE…STACHE….” (in anger of course). (15 min)
Ravishing
Raquel is backstage and she has something she wants to say. “Duchess, it’s time. It’s time for the poser holding the Ladies
title to relinquish it to the one who is the TRUE Champion...me. You’ve had your bit of fun but now it’s time
to get serious. Belle, I heard what
you had to say. To steal a catchphrase
from my husband Reid Rothchild (who stole it from the Rock), ‘just BRING
IT’. Anytime, anywhere you get the itch
to get back in the ring, the Ravishing Chickenwing will be waiting for you.”
We
go back to the ring for our tag match.
First, the Ryzing Storm (Travis and Terra Ryzing) make their way out
first. They get a so-so reaction. Next, the Hollywood Star and ‘the Gold
Standard’ Bruce Biltmore make their way to the ring. The reaction they get is a bit better than
that of their opponents. The bell rings
just as they hit the ring and we’re off.
The Star and Bruce immediately start off double teaming their opponents
and they just kept that momentum for the start of the match. Around the 8 minute mark, Travis Ryzing
caught Bruce with a superkick that looked like it nearly took his head
off. Fortunately, Bruce was in the right
place at the right time and tagged the Star in and he cleaned house. Some quick tags between Travis and Terra and
Travis was back in. Travis nails the
Star with a powerslam but Bruce is in and quickly tosses him out of the
ring. He makes it back in and after
hitting the Star with an eye gouge, he went for a piledriver but the Star
reversed it and nailed the Hollywood Slam.
He hooked the leg and got the 1-2-3.
The Hollywood Star and Bruce Biltmore get the win. (14 min)
It
seems that GM Max McGillicutty has been approached by a guy who calls himself
UFCM Brooks. He claims to be a veteran
mixed martial artist who wants to give wrestling a shot. Max asks him about his credentials and Brooks
says that this would be his first ever wrestling match. Max seems a bit leery and says that he’s
going to take it easy on him. He is
going to put him in a match against Turnip.
(Turnip still has not won a single match). Max says that if Brooks wins, he’ll be
offered a contract. If Turnip wins, he
will be granted a title match in the near future.
Madame
Jade is backstage and says that she knew it was Taylor who attacked her all
along. She doesn’t understand why she
just didn’t ask for the title shot she won instead of resorting to something so
dastardly. At this point, though, it no
longer matters. She will destroy Taylor
and just like Taylor’s sisters the Bella Twins, she’ll send Taylor out and she can
keep her sisters entertained…on the unemployment line.
UFCM
Brooks comes out first and the fans just don’t know what to make of the guy
covered from head to toe in tattoos.
Next, Turnip comes out and he gets a pop that practically made him jump
out of his boots. He heads down to the
ring and our next match is now underway.
Max comes out and says that he’s not sure how long this will go so he
makes the match no time limit. Turnip
had more offense in this one match than he probably ever did in the rest of his
matches combined. He took Brooks to
school and in surprisingly short time, was able to pin the man after hitting
him with a weak uppercut. Apparently
that uppercut was enough to clean the clock of Mr. Brooks. Turnip stays in the ring and eats up the
adulation from the fans. (12 min)
Taylor
Bella is backstage and she says that Madame Jade is nothing but
delusional. Taylor will dispatch Jade
and then will go back after the Ladies title.
She heads towards the ring.
We’re
back in the ring and it’s time for our Last Woman Standing match. First, Madame Jade makes her way to the ring
with a good pop from the crowd. She is
then followed out by Taylor Bella who gets booed. There isn’t much down time as the two go
right at it. Madame Jade had control of
the match early on until she got dumped out of the ring. Taylor then took over and kept beating down
her former partner. Each time she went
for a pin, she would get a two count and then pull Jade up by her hair. This elicited some serious booing from the
fans. Jade finally got her second win
and began taking it to Taylor. Taylor
caught her in mid air and dropped her with a Bella Bomb. She went for the cover but immediately pulled
Jade up. Taylor went over and removed a
turnbuckle cover from one of the corners.
Jade seemed like she was out on her feet. Taylor connected with a dropkick that looked
to send Madame Jade flying out of the ring but she grabbed the top rope to keep
herself from flying over. She
immediately turned, leapt and caught Taylor with a springboard dropkick that
sent Taylor head first into the exposed corner knocking herself out. The ref began to count and finally reached 10
before Taylor could get to her feet. Madame Jade wins this one. Taylor rolled out of the ring slowly and sulked
all the way to the back while Jade celebrated with the fans. (20 min)
‘The
Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo is backstage with his manager MJ. Gumbo states that tonight, he takes on 5th
Column member Oswald Zimmerman. Gumbo
says he hopes Zimmerman puts up more of a fight than Humpty Dumpty Kone
did. MJ and Gumbo have a quick
laugh. That match is next.
5th
Column member Oswald Zimmerman makes his way out and he is accompanied by his
manager Ant Graham. They make their way
down to the ring amidst the booing from the fans. The music changes and over the loudspeakers
blares “Gumbo 7:30 says its suppa time bitch!”
‘The Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo come out accompanied by his manager MJ. The two make their way down to the ring. Gumbo does some posing in the ring and our
two managers have words with each other before the ref sends them both out of
the ring. Right off the bat, Gumbo gets
mouthy with the German and Oswald (after Ant distracted the ref) hit a low
blow. Gumbo battled back and locked
Oswald in the New Orleans crab. Oswald
made it to the ropes to break the hold.
Rad hits a Voodoo driver but then gets hurled out of the ring. He’s back in at 3. Oswald connects with another low blow and Ant
Graham verbally antagonizes Rad. Rad is
dumped out of the ring again but this time he makes use of the time flirting
with some ladies at ringside. Oswald
nails a german suplex on the floor but then gets hurled into the steel steps by
Gumbo. Both men eventually make it back
into the ring. Rad hits another voodoo
driver and follows it up with the ‘Where you at?” (quick jabs). Oswald connects with back to back Flatliners
but the ref doesn’t make the count. Ant
shoves the ref but gets a stern warning instead of being disqualified. Oswald choked Rad in the corner and it looked
like Ant was going to get involved again.
MJ ran over and plowed into Graham knocking him down. Oswald, expecting something from his manager
(maybe a foreign object?) and is stunned to see his manager knocked down. Gumbo drops Oswald and once again locks in
the New Orleans Crab. This time, with no
one to save him, Oswald taps out. Rad
Gumbo gets the win. MJ jumps in the ring
and raises the arm of Gumbo. Oswald and
Graham leave. Gumbo flirts a bit more with
the female fans and then they leave.
As
they are making their way up the ramp, music hits and its…MAGNUM KONE! The King of Cones has returned. Rad can’t believe it. He charges him and the two of them fight on
the stage. Magnum drops Rad with a
bodyslam on the stage and follows it up with a standing splash. Magnum then whistles and a dump truck rolls
in (it’s a small truck) and it pulls up to where the two of them are
standing. Magnum climbs into the truck
and starts to dump the contents of what is in the scoop. HA!...it’s popsicle sticks. Magnum has just buried Rad Gumbo under a
bunch of popsicle sticks. MJ looks on in
anger. Magnum says he’s not cleared yet
for a return to the ring but he will be by October’s PPV Halloween Scream. He challenges Rad to a Buried Alive match and
this will be the end of their feud. One
winner. One walks away. Magnum leaves to the cheers from the
fans. Rad eventually makes it out of the
pile with MJ’s help and he is furious.
Backstage,
Max is watching what has transpired.
“Well, it looks like we have our first match for the PPV. I guess I’d better get started on the rest.”
It’s
time now for our main event. First, the
challenger Ravishing Raquel makes her way to the ring to the largest pop of the
night. She gets into the ring and
motions that she will in fact be the next Ladies Champion. Next, Southern Belle comes out with a mic
and introduces the Ladies Champion The Duchess.
The Duchess is a bit hesitant to get in the ring with Raquel but she
eventually does. Raquel wastes no time
in going after the champ but the Duchess bails out of the ring to confer with
her manager. GM Max McGillicutty comes
out and says that he knows the Duchess can last 20 min in the ring but can she
pull of 30? Max sets the time limit on
the match to 30 min. The Duchess is not
happy and Belle tries to calm her down.
Eventually the Duchess gets back in the ring. The champ stayed toe to toe with Raquel for
the first 8 minutes of the match. Belle
tried to distract Raquel with some smack talk but it really didn’t faze her. Raquel gets dumped out of the ring and Belle
looks to attack but Raquel is very aware of her surroundings and doesn’t give
Belle the chance. She gets back in the
ring and tries to dump the Duchess out but Duchess reverses it and plants a
kick to the gut. Belle gets up on the
ring apron and plots an excellent strategy giving the champ the boost she
needed. However, not sure that helped
when El Gato Negro came out and went to sit at commentary. The Duchess tried to complain but it did no
good. We now join the match at the 21
minute mark.
=====
In the 21st minute of the match: =====
The
Duchess (f) rolled OC.
Ravishing
Raquel (f) rolled DC
The
Duchess (f) executes a LOU THESZ PRESS....
Ravishing
Raquel (f) attempts to defend against
LOU THESZ PRESS but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 22nd minute of the match: =====
The
Duchess (f) rolled OC.
Ravishing
Raquel (f) rolled OC/TT
The
Duchess (f) executes a SUPERKICK....
Ravishing
Raquel (f) executes a TOSS OVER TOP
ROPE....
The
Duchess (f) is on the outside. The ref
begins the count.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...
The
Duchess (f) makes it back into the ring at the 9 count.
=====
In the 23rd minute of the match: =====
The
Duchess (f) rolled OC.
Ravishing
Raquel (f) rolled OC.
The
Duchess (f) executes a ALL HAIL HER MAJESTY....
Ravishing
Raquel (f) executes a SIMPLY
RAVISHING....
Both
women are down. El Gato uses this time
to sneak around the ring and plant Reeces Peanut Butter Cups on the ring
apron. She’s wearing gloves due to her
allergy with peanuts. She then sneaks
off to the back.
=====
In the 24th minute of the match: =====
The
Duchess (f) rolled DC
Ravishing
Raquel (f) rolled OC.
Ravishing
Raquel (f) executes a POWER FULL
NELSON....
The
Duchess (f) attempts to defend against POWER FULL NELSON but is unsuccessful.
Ravishing
Raquel (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
The
Duchess (f) kicks out of the pin!
Ravishing
Raquel (f) gets 16 points for the pin
attempt.
=====
In the 25th minute of the match: =====
The
Duchess (f) rolled OC.
Ravishing
Raquel (f) rolled OC/TT
The
Duchess sees the Reeces Peanut Butter Cups and immediately makes a beeline for
them (they are her favorite). Raquel
goes over and slaps them out of her hand and then…
Ravishing
Raquel (f) executes a POWER FULL NELSON
and then slams her to the mat.
Ravishing
Raquel (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
The
Duchess (f) was pinned by Ravishing Raquel
(f)!!!
Ravishing
Raquel (f) wins with a POWER FULL NELSON
and slam over The Duchess (f) and is the NEW LADIES CHAMPION!!!
The Duchess can’t believe it. She
hangs her head and leaves the ring with Southern Belle trailing saying that she
will get a rematch. Ravishing Raquel
celebrates in the ring to the adulation from the crowd and is joined by her
husband Reid Rothchild as the show comes to an end.
That’s
all for now. Stay tuned for more action.
