HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 06.08

Hello fans.  Well, we finally got a reply to Fusion Valentine’s challenge.  Ravishing Raquel posted this (short and sweet):

 

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Just....bring it.

 

With Raquel’s acceptance of the challenge, this will force Master Bull to create a Women’s division.  He was not all that happy about it but he’s agreed to it so he needs to get things rolling.

Master Bull wasted no time and quickly got a number of women signed.  He says that they will be introduced to the fans at the beginning of July but we were able to secure a list of the names that have been tentatively tied to contracts:

 

Ravishing Raquel

Spider Violet

Fusion Valentine

Alicia Fox

Brie Bella

Gail Kim

Layla

Nikki Bella

Madison Rayne

Natalya Neidhart

ODB

Velvet Sky

 

We think that there may be a few more being sought after but we’re waiting to see what transpires.

 

In in-ring news, Dean Ambrose came out and basically said that everyone was beneath him and no one on the roster is at his level.  Mr. Anderson then snuck in from the audience and attacked Ambrose.  Like a coward, Dean took off.  This led to Master Bull coming out and telling Ambrose he would not have cowards as champions so he can either accept a match right here and now against Mr. Anderson or it could wait until the July Super Show (not quite PPV level but much better than a house show).  Ambrose said that he is opting to wait.  Master Bull then set up the match.  He then commented that since Mr. Anderson was in the ring and ready for a fight, he would let him have one.  He then called out Cowboy Shizzle and told him to head to the ring. 

In his first singles match, Cowboy Shizzle took on Mr. Anderson.  The match went about 24 minutes with both men staying pretty even throughout the entire match.  The tide turned when Cowboy Shizzle tossed Anderson from the ring.  Ambrose, who had snuck back down through the audience, hit Mr. Anderson with a nasty chair shot.  The ref did not see it.  Anderson ends up getting counted out.  Marshall William Pearl comes out and congratulates the Cowboy.  The Cowboy ended up doing a dance in the ring called the “Shizzlenator” and it seemed to be a hit with the fans.

Master Bull then came back out and called out the CSWA champion Christian.  He told Christian that he needed to defend his world title against Samoa Joe right here and now.  He did say that if Christian can defeat Samoa Joe and do it under 10 minutes, he would forgo the non-title match and immediately grant him the shot at the Rock’s Undisputed title at the July Supershow.  This match never got going because as soon as the bell rang, it rang again to end the match.  In the first 30 seconds of the match, Christian nailed Samoa Joe with the One Man Concerto and made the cover and got the 1-2-3.  Christian then calls out the Rock.  Rocky, unfortunately, is not there.  Christian then says he will meet him in the ring at the July Supershow and that Rocky better bring his A-game because Christian is bringing his peeps.

 

The July Supershow will be up next.  Stay tuned.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 06.07

Hello fans.  Welcome back.  The news just continues to flow so bringing it to you in a quick and consistent manner is what our number one priority is.  First, we will bring you the news and then the matches.

Master Bull comes out to address the crowd – this time they are in Kansas City, MO.  “Our last show, I stated that I was from Kansas City, KS only to get the crowd riled up.  I did call that place a cesspool because it is.  This is my hometown; the one true Kansas City; the original.  These are the people where greatness comes from.  I am a perfect example of this.  I truly cannot say anything bad about this place so I ask that you all take your seats so we can begin our evening’s entertainment.”  There were some cheers as Master Bull finished and went to the back.

The night starts off with Negronomicon and Master Bull in the back.  Negronomicon lets everyone know that it was he who brought in the Ambulance that took MW3 away.  He says that he did this because of the injuries that MW3 inflicted upon him.  He says that he needed 50 stitches and had a Level 3 concussion (huh?).  Master Bull then explains that it was Donnie B’s idea to have him fired after Wrestlemania (it was a lie but what does N know).  This of course just adds fuel to the fire.  All of a sudden, in walks Cowboy Shizzle.  What the Hell?  We thought they were one in the same.  Cowboy Shizzle looks nervous around Negronomicon who just sizes him up and then walks away.

Cowboy Shizzle says that he is here to clean up and wants to bring in help.  He then introduces the man who is going to help him.  In walks Superstar Billy Pearl but wait, he’s not the Superstar.  His new name is Marshall William Pearl and he is here with the Cowboy to round up the bad guys and bring in Law and Order which Master Bull is all for.   In fact, the Marshall states that is the name of their team, Law and Order.  They state that they want a shot at the World tag team titles but understand they have to work their way up.  They then issue a challenge to Prestige Inc for their spot.

Next, we cut to the ring and Mr. Anderson is making his way down.  He says that he’s been neglected for long enough and wants to call out the new Internet Media Champion Dean Ambrose.  He says that his loss to Ambrose at Wrestlemania was a wakeup call.  He says he did not take Ambrose seriously and wants another shot.  Ambrose comes out and questions why Anderson should get anything.  “You’ve done nothing to deserve a shot at me or my title so I owe you nothing.”  Anderson said that Dean better step up and accepts the challenge or he will make Ambrose’s life miserable until he does.  Dean scoffed at him and walked away.  Anderson left the ring.

The first match of the night has Daniel Bryan defending the North American title against Big E Langston.  The match goes 17 minutes but Bryan just toyed with him the entire time.  Bryan picks up the win after hitting a double underhook suplex on the challenger.

Next, Miz is defending his X-Division title against Antonio Cesaro who is on loan from CSWA.  This one was pathetic.  Miz starts off with the Skull Crushing Finale and that was about it for Cesaro.  He goes for the pin but Antonio makes it to the ropes.  Miz hits a dropkick and Antonio tries for a cravat but Miz neutralizes it.  Antonio hits a European uppercut and Miz destroys him with a basement dropkick.  He then kicks him a few times, makes the cover and gets the win.

Mark Henry had earned himself another shot at Jay Lethal’s Intercontinental Championship.  The match goes 17 minutes and Henry dominates the champ.  Henry picks up the pin after hitting the World’s Strongest Slam.  This prompts the immediate rematch for Lethal.  The next one goes 26 minutes with Lethal claiming the next fall after hitting a springboard dropkick.  This means we go to the rubber match inside a steel cage.  The cage gets put up while both men catch their breath.  Finally, the cage is set up and just before the bell can ring, out comes that Bastard Master Bull.  He says that there must be a winner so this would be a no time limit match.  This one went 19 minutes and was pretty evenly matched.  Both hit their finishers but neither could make the cover. The end came after Lethal hit an inverted suplex from the second turnbuckle.  He then climbed to the top and hit a flying elbow.  He makes the cover and gets the pin.  He then climbs out of the cage to be the true Intercontinental Champion.

Dolph Ziggler then comes out and does the unthinkable.  He issues a challenge to the Undertaker for his World title shot.  Ziggler was actually taking the fight to the dead man but at the 11 minute mark, Taker takes Dolph to the outside of the ring and hits a chokeslam through the announce table.  He makes it back to the ring and Dolph is counted out.  Undertaker retains his spot.  He then calls out the World Champion Brock Lesnar.  Lesnar comes out and they have a staredown.   Undertaker goes for a chokeslam but Lesnar reverses it and hits an F-5 on the dead man.  Just as Lesnar begins to showboat, Taker sits up and goes right after Brock.  Brock takes off.  Undertaker follows.

 The Shield come out and says that they are being forced to defend the tag team titles even when they are not ready.  They say they want a warm up match and ask for tonight’s match against Big Show and Kane be a non-title match.  Earlier on, Master Bull agreed.  The match goes for 14 minutes with Roman getting the pin on Kane after locking in a arm bar and Kane couldn’t get back up.

The main event of the evening has Christian defending his title against Ryback.  The match goes 11 minutes and the champ owned his challenger.  Christian gets the win after hitting an inverted facelock backbreaker.  Christian is now the longest reigning champion out of everyone out there.  He has now had 10 successful title defenses.  Master Bull comes out and congratulates him on his accomplishment.  He tells Christian that he has truly proven himself to be a fighting champion that he makes a match for next week where Christian will be granted a non-title match against the Rock.  If he can beat him, then Rock will have to immediately defend the Undisputed title against the CSWA champion.  Christian thanked Master Bull and shook hands with the fans at ringside before heading to the back to end the show.

 

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 06.06

Hello fans and welcome back.  To recap, Donnie B, MW3 (aka Jeff Meyers) and the Mighty Casey were all taken out; Master Bull is 100% fully in charge of the HWF and CSWA and we’ve seen the return of the Negronomicon.  If Donnie B has had a history with this chump, why did he not recognize him as Cowboy Shizzle?  The answer to that is that Negronomicon was always masked; even when he crashed Donnie B’s wedding years ago.  No one, not even when this newsletter came to an end back in 2010 did we ever get to see his true face.  This writer is very curious to see where it goes from here.

We are here live in Kansas City, Kansas, the home of Master Bull.  He comes out to a mixed reaction.  “It’s great coming back to this town where I, Master Bull, am from.  (cheap pop)  But you see, I had to get out of here because, well face it, living in a cesspool such as KC doesn’t do well for ones career (what cheers there were turned to boos).  SHUT UP!  I am talking here.  I said from the beginning that I would take no bull from anyone on the roster and that includes the previous management.  Can you believe that both Donnie B and Jeff Meyers had the gall to say I wasn’t doing a good job?  Well, guess what?  Asses are in seats.  Revenues are up.  Merchandise sales are through the roof…and I wasn’t doing a good job? Well, sorry boys but the numbers speak for themselves.”

“With the three vacancies we’ve got, it is time to start refilling the roster.  I’ve given myself 2 weeks to find replacements.  I plan to look everywhere, except here, of course.  I don’t think we could handle ANYONE from here; besides me, of course.  But first, I wanted to make an announcement of another familiar face returning to the scene….none other than Rob Van Dam.  Rob was able to get himself a paid gig through the WWE so we welcome him back to the roster with open arms.  Rob has expressed interest in going back after the Rock; the man who took his Undisputed Heavyweight title. I told him that we have lots of champions clamoring for that shot and he’d have to work his way up the line.  He said ‘no problem’.  There had better not be any problems.  I do promise that there will be more additions coming July 1 so you’ll just have to wait on those.  With that all out of the way, it’s time for some wrestling.”

Out comes Samoa Joe.  He calls down AJ Styles and wants his match for the US title.  AJ begins with a gut buster.  Joe chokes him on the ropes and then gets hit with the Styles Clash.  AJ goes for a pin but Joe kicks right out.  Both men brawl on the outside of the ring but AJ gets back in first followed by the Samoan.  AJ hits a backflip kick and Joe hits a running clothesline.  AJ locks in a reverse STF.  Joe powers out of it and locks in a modified camel clutch.  AJ is quick to grab the ropes to break the hold.  AJ does another reverse STF and Joe hits him with a running knee to the face.  AJ falls out of the ring and Joe follows him.  AJ was playing possum and smashes Joe into the steel steps.  AJ rolls back in the ring as the ref counts to 10.   Joe is counted out and AJ retains his title.

                                                                                                                                                          

Mike “the Axe” Medley is up next for his shot at the European Champ King Damian Sandow.  Sandow comes out accompanied by all of Prestige Inc. Before the match begins, Master Bull comes out and warns Prestige Inc that if they are caught interfering at all in this match, Sandow will lose the strap. This news gave Medley the boost he was looking for.  Medley took the fight to the champ.  Sandow never got a pin or submission attempt that wasn’t nullified or reversed by Medley.  Sandow looked on to Prestige Inc for help that would never come.  At the 28 minute mark, Sandow tries to walk out but Medley nails him with a nasty gut smash.  Sandow doubles over.  Medley tosses him back in the ring and (with a pull of the tights) gets the 1-2-3.  HOLY COW!  The Axe has won the title.  Now, Sandow gets his immediate rematch.  The bell sounds before Master Bull can throw out any stipulations.  Medley continues his domination of the King and at the 8 minute mark, Magnus and Reid Rothchild both tried to get in the ring.  Medley hoisted up Sandow and hurled him from the ring; right on to Magnus and Reid.  Sandow gets counted out.  Mike “the Axe” Medley is now the official European Champion.

Up next is Jay Lethal defending the Intercontinental title against Mark Henry.  Lethal starts to go to town on the World’s strongest man but just as the match began, out comes Dolph Ziggler.  Henry kept yelling at Ziggler wondering why he was out there.  Lethal knocked Henry out of the ring and he immediately confronted Ziggler.  Henry ends up getting counted out.  Lethal retains.

Mark Henry gets back in the ring and starts accusing Ziggler of stealing his spot.  He then challenged Dolph for his spot.  Dolph had to accept.  The match goes 18 minutes and Ziggler was dominating the match until Henry hits a Worlds Strongest Slam.  He follows it up with a bearhug and Ziggler taps out.  Mark Henry gets the win and will get one more shot at Lethal’s title.

In the back, Prestige Inc is lamenting the loss of the European title.  Sandow says that he is still the king so he is still superior.  Reid has his Elitist Title and Ravishing Raquel so he is square.  Magnus suggests that maybe he and the King should try for the tag team titles as it was Monopoly Jr. who was the weak link.  Sandow said he likes that idea.

The King Damian Sandow and Magnus come out and state that they want a shot at the World tag team titles.  The King says that with his Royal status, it should be a no-brainer.  This brings out the Prime Time players.  They claim that they haven’t seen any action in a long time so it is time for them to be back in the tag team spotlight.  Master Bull comes out and makes a match.  He says that depending on which team gains the win, they will get a shot.

The Prime time players end up getting the win after Magnus got counted out (Darren Young was under the ring holding him back from getting into the ring.  Prestige Inc state that the Prime Time Players will never defeat them in a real match.  The Prime Time players agree to a rematch on one condition.  If the King and Magnus lose, they cannot go after the tag team titles for 6 months.  The King quickly agrees. The match is set up with no time limit, no DQ and no countout.  This one goes 17 minutes and after Magnus hits a slingshot elbow drop, he gets the win.  Prestige Inc now is in line for the tag team titles.

In the back, the two women who won the last ringside tickets are in the back trying to track down Master Bull.  Finally they meet up with him.  They tell him that they want to be wrestlers.  Master Bull says that currently, there is not a woman’s division.  LN gets in his face and tells him to create one.  Master Bull doesn’t like it.  “Until there is a division made up, I don’t have anything for you to do.”  LN suggested that they know who one of the new hires is going to be and says that they should be put with him.  Master Bull figures out who she is referring to and says “Ok, you both will be his valets.  Understand that I will NOT allow you to get physical or interfere in matches in any way, shape or form.  This is the same thing that goes for Ravishing Raquel so it will also pertain to you.”  LN says “You know, I don’t like her.  I want a match against this Ravishing Raquel.”  Master Bull states that Raquel is not a wrestler and was not brought in to be one. “I tell you what though.  I will leave it up to her.  If she wants to be a wrestler, I would be willing to start on the creation of a woman’s division.  If she says no, then these plans go back on hold.  Agreed?”  LN says “Yes, I agree.  But just so you know, we both now have names.  You can now refer to me as ‘Fusion Valentine’ and my friend AZ here will be known as ‘Spider Violet’.  We will take this sport by storm.  Guaranteed.”  Master Bull rolls his eyes and mutters “whatever” before walking away.

***(note to Ravishing Raquel – if you would, please go to the blog and post your comment there as to whether or not you would be willing to accept Fusion Valentine’s challenge.  The choice is yours.  Go to hwfcswafantasy.blogspot.com to post your reply.  Thx.)***

We will be waiting for more information to come so we ask that you stay tuned.  

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 06.05

Hello fans and welcome back.  Was that a hell of a main event or what?  This show begins with Master Bull coming out.  He says that Donnie B and Cowboy Shizzle did such a good job in their match that he wants to put them in a title match against the Shield. 

Up first has MW3 defending his newly won title against the 3^rd man from the Shield Dean Ambrose.  It appears that MW4 is named as the special guest referee.   Ambrose hits a Samoan drop and goes for a quick pin but MW3 grabs the rope.  Mr Wrestling 4 yells at him to let go.  MW3 is up and gets into his face and threatens to hit him and 4 says that if he as so much touches him, he will strip him of that title.  Ambrose then locks in a chinlock and the chokes MW3 with his boot.  Ambrose follows it up with a clothesline.  Dean hits a chickenwing facebuster and goes for a pin but again MW3 grabs the ropes.  4 yells at him again.  Ambrose nails a clothesline but then gets tossed into the crowd by MW3.  Dean is back in at 4.  MW3 gets into Mr Wrestling 4’s face again receives a superkick for that.  A confused MW3 wobbles around and Dean sneaks up and locks in a self stranglehold.  MW3 is in the middle of the ring with nowhere to go and he submits.  Dean Ambrose wins the match.  Mr Wrestling 4 is still the ref and MW3 is not happy about this.  MW3 gets his ass handed to him for 8 minutes and then falls victim to the chickenwing facebuster.  Ambrose is the NEW Internet Media champion.  Mr Wrestling 4 then takes MW3 to the outside of the ring and sets him up on the announcers table and then goes to the top turnbuckle and launches with a flying legdrop.  He connects and the table collapses.  Mr Wrestling 4 is cheered for taking out the diabolical MW3.  MW3 is taken out on a stretcher.  Mr Wrestling 4 follows and watches as MW3 is loaded into an ambulance.  Mr Wrestling 4 then hijacks the ambulance and takes off.

Master Bull is in the back watching.  “Well, one down, one to go”.  Huh, wonder what he means by that.

Donnie B comes out and calls out Master Bull.  He says that they are not ready for the World tag team title picture.  Cowboy Shizzle follows him out and says they are and that HE is starting off the match this time.  Master Bull says “Go” and they head to the ring.  The champs follow.  The Cowboy starts to get his ass kicked for 2 minutes before he bails out of the ring and tagging in Donnie B.  The Shield then work over DB for a few minutes with constant tags and some double teaming.  Donnie B then hits a Lights out brainbuster and then Cowboy Shizzle tags himself back in.  All four men end up in the ring with the Cowboy looking like the star.  He then tags back out.  Rollins then whips Donnie B into the turnbuckle just as Cowboy Shizzle was climbing to the top rope.  Cowboy falls out of the ring and crashes to the ground. The Shield then demolish Donnie B with Reigns getting the pin after a Samoan drop.  After the match, Cowboy Shizzle confronts Donnie B calling him the weak link.  Donnie B says he’s had enough and begins to walk away.  Shizzle then attacks him with a steel chair smashing him in the back and the head.  He then pulls out a mask and puts it on.  HOLY SHIT….its none other than the NEGRONOMICON. He’s back!  What the Hell?  Negronomicon continues to wallop Donnie B with a chair until the “shirts” from the back come in and stop him.  Donnie B is taken out on a stretcher.

After receiving medical attention, it is determined that Donnie B suffered concussions and some broken ribs.  He will be out of action for some time.

In the back, Negronomicon is confronted by Master Bull.  “Man, what the hell?  Did you have to take it so far?”  Negronomicon responded “I said I would take out this piece of shit and that is what I did.  Do you have a problem with that?”  Master Bull said “No, in fact, I’m glad you were the one who did it.  Now, with Donnie B, the owner and that other GM Jeff Meyers completely out of the picture, both the HWF and CSWA are 100% mine.  (somewhere, somehow, Master Bull got a letter signed by Donnie B that stated if he was incapacitated, Master Bull would have full control and ownership until the time Donnie B would come back). 

Next up is “The King” Damian Sandow defending the European title against R-Truth.  Sandow is accompanied by Magnus.  Truth tries to hold his own but is just no match for his royalness.  Sandow gets the win in 13 minutes with a Russian leg sweep.

Daniel Bryan is out next defending the North American title against Zema Ion.  The challenger was no match for the champ.  Bryan takes it to the 17 minute mark and locks in the NO lock.  Ion ends up tapping out.  Daniel Bryan retains his title.

The Miz is out next defending the X-Division title against David Otunga.  Otunga was never able to get the upper hand but would not tap out nor keep his shoulders down for the 3 count.  David hung in there with the champ and before we knew it, the 30 minute time limit was hit.  Miz retains the title.

Up next is Christian defending his CSWA world title against Christopher Daniels.  It was supposed to by Ryback but he was unable to make it.  Christian begins with a dropkick and Daniels hits the Angel’s Wings.  Daniels nails a springboard plancha but as he was going to the top rope, Christian hits a flying dropkick and Daniels crashes to the floor.  He ends up getting counted out.  Christian retains his title.

The final match of the night has Brock Lesnar defending the HWF world heavyweight title against Chris Jericho.  Jericho held his own against the behemoth but was just not able to outwrestle the power that Lesnar brought to the table.  The match ends up going an amazing 25 minutes.  Brock ends up getting the win after hitting the F-5 and following it up with the sickest powerslam ever seen.  Brock retains the title.  All of a sudden, the lights go out.  When they come back on, Undertaker is standing in the ring.  He drags his thumb across his throat but Lesnar tries for a haymaker and Undertaker hits a chokeslam.  Lesnar rolls out of the ring.  Undertaker is cheered as this card comes to an end. 

Stay tuned for more action.  Plenty more to follow

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 06.04

Hello fans and welcome back to our latest newsletter.  Master Bull starts off (boy, does he think he’s the center of attention or what) by making the announcement of 2 new hires coming in July. 

The first match tonight is the Mighty Casey defending his title against MW3.  Before the match can begin, Mankind attacks Casey and beats him from pillar to post.  He ends up tossing Casey off the stage to a table below.  MW3 goes and grabs the semi-lifeless carcass of Casey and brings him to the ring.  The ref rings the bell and MW3 immediately hits the MW2 kneelift and makes the cover.  1..2..3.  MW3 is now the NEW Internet Media Champion.   MW3 leaves with his new belt.

Mankind comes back out and says he wants a match with Casey right here and now.  A terrified ring attendant inadvertently rings the bell and Mankind goes to town.  Immediately Master Bull comes out and now makes this a “barby vs Career” match.  Casey never had a chance.  Mankind destroyed the former champion and after 10 consecutive shots from Barby, Mankind goes for the pin and gets it.  Holy Crap.  The Mighty Casey is now unemployed.  He had to be taken out via a stretcher.

In the back, Mike The Axe Medley is talking to Master Bull.  He says he wants to minimize Raquel’s interference in this match so he asks for a steel cage.  Master Bull, in an effort to put Reid in his place, agrees.

Up next is The Elitist Reid Rothchild taking on Mike “the Axe” Medley.  As the cage is being set up, Reid and Raquel head to ringside.  He has to surrender his Elitist title and his platinum medallion. Raquel is also taken and set at ringside as to prevent any interference.  Medley makes his way down to much fanfare from the crowd.  I think they want to see the Axe cut down the high and mighty chump.   Mike executes an excruciating side headlock.   Medley then hits The Axe and goes for a pin but Reid kicks out at 2.   Reid comes back with a Reidbottom but Axe locks him in a bearhug.  The Elitist won’t submit.  Reid hits a Rothchild stunner and Mike hits the Axe again.  Neither man is able to go for a pin.  Reid is up first and hits the Reid Leg drop.  Raquel manages to toss some Brass knuckles to Reid who hits Mike with them drawing blood.  Axe sees this and spazes out.  He nails the Axe on Reid and follows it up with a power punch.  Reid locks in the Rothchild chicken wing but Axe hoists him up and hits a running powerslam onto the cage.  Reid manages to get up and hits the ReidDT.  He goes for a pin but Axe kicks out at 1.   Reid hits a Reid Leg Drop and Mike hits the Axe again.  Another leg drop from Reid is met with a belly to belly suplex from Mike.  Reid hits another ReidDT and then goes to the top of the cage.  He hits a B-52 kneedrop off the top of the cage.  He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  He now has to escape from the cage.  Raquel is up and moving.  She ends up handcuffing the Axe to the cage.  He is trapped.  Reid strolls to the door, opens it and steps out.  Reid Rothchild is the winner of the match.  He and Raquel hug and briefly make out before they head (skip) to the back with all of his trophies in tow.  Mike is eventually uncuffed from the cage and even though the fans are cheering his effort, he leaves defeated. 

Big E Langston comes out and challenges Abyss for his title shot.  Abyss begins with a face gouge and a knee to the gut.  Big E hits a leveraged two handed chinlock but Abyss reverses it and attempts to stand on Langston’s throat but that is reversed as Abyss gets dumped on the outside of the ring.  He hits Abyss with an over the shoulder back breaker and dumps him on the floor.  He makes it back in before the 10 and is awarded the match via Countout.  Big E takes Abyss’ spot.

In the back, all of Prestige Inc is celebrating minus Monopoly Jr.  Finally, MJr walks in and Reid demands to know what the hell is going on.  Monopoly Jr says that Reid just takes and takes but never gives and he’s had it.  Reid got into his face and Raquel had to break it up.  She turned Monopoly Jr around to talk to him in private and she gave him a hug.  She then looked at Reid and nodded.  She moves out of the way just as Reid attacks MJr.  The King and Magnus join in the fun.  They beat him down and then take him to the back door.  Magnus holds the door open as Reid dumps him outside the arena but not before popping him in the mouth a few times loosening his wisdom teeth.  “This is us taking out the garbage.” Reid says.  Prestige Inc goes back and continues their celebration.

Master Bull meets up with Donnie B.  He says he has another favor to ask.  He is bringing in a new wrestler and he wants Donnie B to show him the ropes; mentor him.  Donnie B asks “What’s in it for me?”  Master Bull says that if he helps him with this, he promises a title in his future.  “You never know when you’ll find one just laying around and you know, as another wrestler here said ‘possession is 9/10’s of the law’ so if you possess it, it would be yours.  Something to think about.”  Donnie B accepts.  He immediately regrets it when Master Bull introduces him to “Cowboy Shizzle”.  The Cowboy is all happy to be here and looks forward to being trained by the ‘great’ Original Big Daddy Donnie B.

Super Warrior issues a challenge to David Otunga for his spot.  Otunga accepts.  The match goes 22 minutes and Otunga emerges as the winner.  He retains his title shot.

Donnie B and Cowboy Shizzle are set up in a match against The King Damian Sandow and Magnus.  Donnie B starts off against Sandow.  He hits an eye rake and the King connects with a  kneedrop.  Magnus is tagged in but Cowboy Shizzle hits the ring for some double teaming.  Donnie B hits a DDT and the Cowboy hits a prairie bomb.  As the cowboy is escorted out of the ring, Sandow comes in and he and Magnus double team DB.  Sandow hits a Russian leg sweep and Magnus kicks DB in the midsection but DB battles back and nails Magnus with a Lights out Brainbuster.  Sandow hits a swinging neckbreaker and Magnus (up pretty quick) hits a spinning samoan drop. Magus follows it up with a kick to the midsection.  More doubleteaming from Prestige Inc as Sandow hits another neckbreaker and Magnus executes a sharpshooter but Donnie B powers out of it and kicks Magnus out of the ring.  He is back in at 8.  Magnus executes an armwringer and then Cowboy Shizzle hits the ring.  Donnie B eye rakes Magnus and the Shizzlenator tosses Magnus out of the ring.  He then hits a prairie bomb on Magnus on the floor.  Sandow is then dispatched and the ref counts to 10 awarding the match to Donnie B and Cowboy Shizzle.  Shizzle wasn’t happy that he didn’t get more ring time.  Donnie B said next time. 

The main event for the evening is Randy Orton taking on AJ Styles for the US title.  Styles begins with a reverse STF and then Orton tosses him out.  He tries to leave but Orton goes after him and brings him back to the ring.  Styles hits a gut buster and Randy pokes him in the eye.  AJ goes for another reverse STF and out of nowhere, Orton hits the RKO.  He makes the cover and with his feet on the ropes, gets the 1-2-3.  Immediately, AJ gets his rematch.  Master Bull comes out and states that the next fall will be a throwback to the old AWA days.  He says that if the champ gets counted out, he will lose the title. 

Orton starts off with a sleeperhold and Styles hits a springboard face smash.  AJ then follows it up with a  gutbuster.  Orton battles back with a flying dropkick.  AJ hits a Styles Clash but Randy nails the RKO.  He makes a cover but AJ kicks out at 2.  Orton then nails the Orton stomp and AJ tosses him to the outside.  He ends up handcuffing Orton to the ringside barrier.  AJ makes it back into the ring just as the ref hits 10.  Orton is counted out and loses the title back or AJ.  The final fall will be decided within the confines of a cage – but not just any ordinary cage. This one will be a double Hell deathmatch. 

AJ begins with a spin kick.  Orton comes back with rapid punches.  Styles nails a back bodydrop but Orton hits a weak RKO.  AJ hits a flying dropkick.  AJ with a gut buster and Orton with more punches.  Orton hits a flying dropkick but AJ hits a Styles Clash.  He goes for the cover but Randy quickly kicks out.  AJ then tosses Orton into a C-4 exploding board but the ref who was watching too closely, gets blinded by the flash.   AJ hits a backflip kick and Orton (not really phased by being tossed into C-4) locks in a sleeperhold.  AJ goes for a reverse STF and Randy tries to dump him to the outside but the cage in unrelenting. AJ follows it up with a  gutbuster and a backflip kick.   Randy pokes him in the eye and follows it up with a flying dropkick.  The ref is up and AJ immediately tosses Randy into a pane of glass.  Orton is busted up. AJ goes for the pin but Randy kicks out at 2.  AJ hits a flying dropkick and goes for the pin again but Randy kicks out immediately.  AJ goes for a back bodydrop but Randy reverses it and tries to suplex AJ onto a barbed wire board.  AJ wiggles out.  He nails a backflip kick and Randy sandwiches him between the ropes and cage.  AJ hits the reverse STF and goes for a pin but Randy kicks out at 2.  AJ then hits a backflip kick and Randy goes crashing into the barbed wire board.  The board explodes and Randy is tossed across the ring.  Styles makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  AJ retains the US title.  Holy crap!  What a match. 

That is all for now.  Stay tuned for more.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 06.03: fallout from the Bash

We are live here in Orlando and the night starts off with an appearance from GM Master Bull.  “I have a few things to announce and address before the night begins so I will start with this.  I do not know where that vignette at the end of the show came from but I will look into it.  This is my show and I won’t have some hacker screwing things up.  Next, I want to announce that come July 1^st, there will be a roster shake up.  Those who hold titles will not be part of the move.  Also, I did want to announce that the Rock is here and will be defending the Undisputed title against Brock Lesnar.  Also tonight, you will see Big Show and Kane taking on the Dudleys to see who will get the next tag team title shot.  Since both Dude Love and the Mighty Casey won their respective matches, their encounter tonight will be career vs title.  Can the Mighty Casey hold on to the belt this time?  Obviously, there is also some tension within Prestige Inc. and that is one matter I want to discuss right now.  I’m calling you out Reid Rothchild.  Get you ass down here now.”

Reid and Raquel make their way down to the ring.  Reid is wearing both the Elitist title and his platinum medal given to him by Raquel.  (they are such a cute couple).  Reid gets in the ring with mic in hand. “Listen up you jackass.  I am the Elitist Reid Rothchild and no one – especially you – will tell me what to do.  I only came down here to show off my prized possessions – including the lovely Ravishing Raquel – to the lame-o masses gathered here.  Once they see greatness, their lives will be forever changed.  I have done that and now I am out of this pig sty.”  Master Bull’s turn:  “Uh, no. I don’t think you are going anywhere.  This thing between you and Medley.  He is the rightful owner of that title.  If you really think you’re as special as you think you are, you will hand it over right now.”  They are interrupted by “the Axe” making his way to the ring.  Both Raquel and Reid are standing tall.  “Master Bull, I know you said that my last shot at this was last night.  I won but this fool won’t relinquish the title.  So I want to issue a challenge.  I want one more match against Reid but this time, not only will his Elitist gold and platinum be on the line but also the valet services of the Ravishing Raquel.”  Reid was hollering “NO, Absolutely not!”  This of course gave Master Bull the out he was waiting for.  “Ok Axe, you get the match.  So the stipulations will be: 1) If Reid loses, he loses all of his property to the Axe – officially and for good.  2) If you lose Medley, this is your FINAL shot.  But in Reid’s defense, if he is putting such valuables on the line, what will you do?”  Medley thought about it for a minute.  “I’ve already been his lackey and I’m not ready yet to put my career on the line seeing as how I’ve just got started.  I don’t have a lot of hair to begin with so that won’t work.”  Reid then chimes in. “If you’re not willing to put your career on the line, how about this.  If you lose, not only do you have to kneel in PUBLIC before me (like ZOD) and acknowledge that I am SUPERIOR to you in every way but I also get to decide your wrestling fate.  If I want to turn you into the next Gobblety Gooker or Repo Man, that is my choice.  Also, if you end up wrestling for a title, I get to decide the types of matches those will be. AND I get to do this for the rest of this year.  What do you think chump?”    Medley wastes no time in replying.  “I accept. I have promised that that title will be around my waist and that will be my promise to everyone here.  Bring it on.  I’m ready now.”  Reid chimes in “Not so fast.  I seem to have more to lose than you on this so I get to pick and I say we do this at Clash of the Champions in August.”  “Really?” Mike replies. “You expect me to wait that long?  I said I’m ready now.” Master Bull then chimed in.  “You know, it’s not either one of yours call.  It is MINE.  I am the GM.  I get to make those decisions.  I agree with both of you.  Today is not the day but neither is the Clash.  Medley, Reid, you get one week.  We will have this match when we get to Detroit.  There, these differences will be settled once and for all.”  Both men agreed and then left but Raquel stayed behind much to the surprise of Reid.  She picked up the mic:

“You know, I should also have some say in this as I am on the line too.  So not only does that lumbering ox have to kneel before Reid (Zod); he has to acknowledge ME as the GREATEST valet of all time.  Move over Miss Elizabeth; Raquel has taken over.”  Master Bull agrees to add this in as an additional stipulation.  Raquel then leaves the ring.

In the back, Prestige Inc has a meeting with Reid, Raquel, the King Damian Sandow and Magnus in attendance.  Monopoly Jr. is nowhere to be found.  Sandow questions Monopoly Jr’s loyalty to the team.  Magnus states that he was left behind after MJr decided to leave him high and dry.  They collectively decide that Monopoly Jr owes them an explanation and if he is not here next week, there will be hell to pay.

Randy Orton is in the ring and calls out US Champion AJ Styles.  AJ comes out but remains on the ramp.  Orton says that he is next in line and wants his title shot.  Styles blows him off and walks away.  Master Bull comes out and says that Orton will get his match next week.

Big Show and Kane take on the Dudleys to see who is next in line for the World Tag Team title shot.  The match only goes 3 minutes after both Bubba and Devon were put through tables and Devon ended up getting counted out.  Show and Kane say they are ready to become title holders again.

Samoa Joe comes out and says he has made the decision on which title he wants to go after.  He says he is already in line for a US title shot so that leaves only one title left – the World Heavyweight title.  He officially states he is challenging the CSWA champion Christian for a match.  Christian comes out and gets in the ring.  The two exchange a few words and Christian shakes his hand and then leaves.

Next we have Dude Love, with his career on the line, taking on the NEW Internet Media Champion the Mighty Casey.  Master Bull comes out and says that this match has lots riding on the line so this will be a lights out match.  Dude Love MUST get a pin or submission win or he is done.  Both went toe to toe and unbeknownst to us, the time limit was only left at 30 minutes.  Both men beat the snot out of each other but as soon as we knew it, the bell rang signaling the end of the match.  The ref calls the match a draw and gives the title back to Casey.  After the match, Dude Love grabs a chair and goes to hit Casey with it but he stops him, steals the chair and blasts Dude in the head.  Dude Love falls out of the ring and rolls under it.  Casey celebrates in the ring and then goes to leave until he is attacked…again…but this time by MANKIND!  Mankind hits a double arm ddt on the floor and then leaves.
 

The main event tonight is HWF World Champion Brock Lesnar taking on the Rock for the Undisputed Heavyweight title.  There would be no countout or DQ here.  There must be a winner.  It was determined that if the Rock loses the title tonight, he goes onto Legend status.  Rock starts off with a DDT and follows it up with a belly to belly suplex.  Brock powers back and goes for a powerbomb but Rock neutralizes it.  Rock hits another DDT and Brock hits a monkeyflip.  Rock hits another belly to belly suplex and then gets tossed out of the ring. He takes his time getting back in.  Brock gets tossed out but is back in fairly quick and nails a press and slam for  2 count.   Rock hits another DDT and Brock chokes him on the ropes.  Rocky with a spinebuster and Brock with 2 backbody drops.  Rock nails a People’s elbow.    Rock with a DDT (these must be pretty weak) and Brock with a powerbomb.  He then tosses Rocky out of the ring but he is back quickly.  Rocky hits a spinebuster, goes for the pin but Brock kicks out at 1.  Rock poses with the People’s Eyebrow.  Brock shoves Rock but he locks in a sharpshooter.  Lesnar doesn’t submit.  Rock lays the smackdown and Brock hits a powerslam.  Rocky brings in a chair into the ring and drops it when Lesnar hits a power clothesline.  Rocky shakes it off and nails a DDT onto the chair.  He discards the chair and makes the cover.  The ref counts 1-2-3.  The Rock is still the Undisputed Champion.

That is all for now.  Stay tuned for more.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 06.02: The Great American Bash is HERE! -part 2

“Clarkus Kentus here, ringside with the number 1 fan of the SuperWarrior, Brandon.

Brandon: Nice to meet you Clarkus. Wow, The SuperWarrior and you all in a day.

CK: So, how long have you been a fan of the Super Warrior?

Brandon: I've been a fan of the super warrior his whole career! He's the greatest (and Super-est)!

CK: Seems like you're a huge fan of wrestling in general.

Brandon: Yeah pretty much my whole life. I know all the guys! As far as being a fan I am the best there is, best there was, and the best there’s ever going to be!

CK: The Hitman, a classic one.

Brandon: Yeah well to be the Man, you got to beat THIS Fan!

CK: yeah, umm...so....

Brandon: Clarkus, in all my years of being The Superfan, I know all the moves. I've been practicing for years. I have to say, that this biz, I could do it!

CK: oh, I'm not sure about that.....

At this point unbeknownst to Brandon and Clarkus, Stone Cold Steve Austin has walked up behind both of them! The Rattlesnake has a beer in hand and a frown on his face.

Brandon: You're damn right Clarkus! I know you can smell what I'm cookin'.....Woooooooo!

CK: well, I'm not so sure. This business takes years of hard work and paying your dues....

Brandon: I'm the SuperFan of the SuperWarrior and as his number 1 fan, I can do anything. And that's the bottom line, cuz Brando says so!

At that, Austin spits beer and throws down his can.

Austin: oh hell no! Tell me I did not just hear you turn my life into your catchphrase, son. You come out here, with your little sign and your I'm the SW's number 1 fan, and your crappy little nickname talkin about making it and you say you can do anything, and that the bottom line Cuz Brandango says so?

Brandon: No that's not what I meant Mr. Austin.  And my name isn’t Brandango….

Austin: uh-eh! You tellin the Rattlesnake that he didn't hear what he heard?

Brandon: but-

Austin: WHAT? Let me tell you what, boy.....I still go some pull around here, Brandango....and Stone Cold says that if you think you can cut it here, well ole Stone Cold is gonna make that dream come true.  And THAT's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold says so.

Next on the list is the King Damian Sandow taking on “the Original Big Daddy” Donnie B for the European championship.  Before the match began, Magnus comes out.  Sandow begins with a  full nelson face smash and Donnie B hits a flying dropkick.  Sandow then punts Donnie B in the gut and follows it up with a  Russian leg sweep.  DB gets Sandow prepped for the Lights Out Brainbuster but Sandow wiggles out of it and hits a double arm neckbreaker.  He goes for a pin but DB kicks out at 2.  His Highness hits the double arm neckbreaker again and hooks the leg but DB still kicks out at 2.  Sandow then hits a swinging neckbreaker (I think he’s working on DB’s neck), makes the cover but only gets the 2 count.  Sandow then hits a kneedrop but doesn’t go for the pin.  Donnie B reaches deep down and hits the lights out brainbuster but he is too exhausted to try for a cover.  DB nails a flying dropkick and the King hits a full nelson face smash.  Donnie B his holding his neck like he’s really hurt.  Sandow picks him up and hits another swinging neckbreaker.  He makes the cover and after a 1-2-3, this one is over.  King Damian Sandow retains the European championship.  Donnie B had to be helped to the back.

Next is Zack Ryder defending the Internet Media title against the Mighty Casey.  This match is set up as a last man standing.  Ryder begins with a spin under takedown armbar and Casey hits a lame-o back rake.  Ryder comes  up with a  leapfrog and hiptoss and Casey locks in the Kimura.  Ryder makes it right to the ropes.  Casey follows it up with a  Flying elbow drop.  The ref counts but Ryder is up pretty quick.  Casey hits the Strikeout headbutt but Zack nails a missile dropkick and Casey is down.  Ryder removes the turnbuckle and tries to ram Casey’s head into it but it is reversed and Casey does the same thing.  Ryder bounces off of it bleeding.  Ryder hits a sunset flip and Casey hits a backhand chop (followed by WOOOOOO from the crowd).  Ryder headbutts Casey’s arm (what?) and Casey eye gouges him. The end started to come when Casey hits not one, not two, not three but FOUR Strikeout Headbutts to Ryder.  Ryder is not getting up.  The ref counts 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.  Ryder is down and the match goes to the Mighty Casey.  Casey wins the IM title. 

This of course brings out Master Bull who says that Ryder is due his rematch right here and now.  And this one will be a lights out match.  A seemingly rested Ryder attacks Casey before the match can begin.

This next one goes 11 minutes.  At the 10 minute mark, both men hit each other with haymakers and they both go down.  Ryder makes it up at the 7 count whereas Casey barely made it just before the 10 (he is still exhausted from his last match). Ryder goes to remove another turnbuckle.  He sets Casey up in the corner and then charges.  Casey moves out of the way and Ryder plows right into the steel post knocking himself out.  Casey pulls him back in.  The ref makes the count and finally reaches 10.  Casey is now the true winner and is crowned the Internet Media Champion.  Of course, out comes Dude Love to attack him.  A well placed DDT puts Casey to sleep.  The dudester then removes some of the ringside mats and then pulls Casey out of the ring.  He then proceeds to piledrive him on the exposed concrete. Casey is busted open.  Out comes Master Bull.  “YOU IDIOT!  If you have crippled my champion, I will sue your sorry ass from here to China.  If you lay ONE more hand on him, you’re finished.”  Dude Love got up and walked away.  Casey had to be taken back on a stretcher.  As he is being taken to the back, you see a small smile creep up on his lips and he hugs his title just a little tighter.

Next up is our third to final match.  First comes Mike “the Axe” Medley.  Right after him comes “The Elitist” Reid Rothchild and he is power walking to the ring.  Ravishing Raquel is running after him asking him what is wrong.  Reid hits the ring and doesn’t waste any time going after Medley.  Before they can lock up, though, out comes Master Bull.  He states that this is Medley’s final chance for this belt.  If he falls short, his quest is done.  Medley slaps and rubs his hands together and looks like a starving dog sitting in front of a fat, juicy steak.  Medley says he has a special guest ref for the match and out comes Fast Count Frank. Mike locks in a grinding side headlock.  Reid tries to get out but he’s not going anywhere.  Mike then hits a Belly to Belly suplex and Reid hits the Reid Bottom.  Medley powers back and knees Reid in the midsection.  Raquel is screaming at ringside but Mike ignores her.  (After the cold shoulder, the camera does a close up on Raquel and she can be heard saying “I won’t be ignored”).  Reid hits a Reid leg drop and Medley stuns him with a forearm uppercut.  Reid hits another Reid Bottom.  The Axe locks in another headlock.  He lets go and nails another forearm uppercut.  He makes the cover but only gets a 2 count.  Reid hits a leg drop and Mike executes a power punch.  Stunned, Reid walks right into a shoulder tackle from Medley.  Reid bounced off the ropes and landed in the ring.  Mike makes the cover but Reid kicks out.  More back and forth action but Reid just can’t get ahead.  Reid tries more leg drops, spinnaroonis, but Medley has an answer for each and every move. Medley hits two belly to belly suplexes and then hits the Axe Smash.  He goes for the cover and Frank counts fast 1..2…3.  Mike Medley is the winner of the match.  Frank tries to award Mike the belt but Raquel delivers a kick to the groin of Medley and he goes down.  Raquel helps Reid up and they grab the title and then leave.  On his way out, Reid takes a mic “I told you that you will never take this title from me.  And in case you want to look it up, possession is 9/10’s of the law and I am in possession of this so it is mine; not yours.”  Mike gets up and takes a mic of his own “COWARD!  You have your woman attack me again?  What kind of man are you?  Get your scrawny ass back in here before I make your life a living hell.  I will guarantee that belt of yours will be my property by hook or crook.  I guarantee it”.  During the Axe’s rant, Reid and Raquel both mocked him as they walked to the back and ended up disappearing in the  back.

In the back, both of the female fans (known as LN and AZ) were in the back getting the grand tour.  They met up with Master Bull who was sitting talking on the phone.  They kept talking and interrupting his phone call so he got agitated enough he picked up his chair and moved it to another side of the building just so he could get some peace and quiet.  Eventually, they found him and enthusiastically shook his hand thanking him for the ringside tickets. 

Our next to last match for the evening is MW3 vs Mr Wrestling 4 in the confines of a steel cage.  MW3 is down first and flips off the fans as they boo and hiss at him.  Next comes Mr. Wrestling 4 accompanied by Shelton Benjamin.  4 shakes hands with the fans before getting in the ring.  Honest Abe comes out, enters the ring and then locks it shut.  The bell rings and MW3 hits the MW3 superkick right off the bat.  4 battles back with the Mr. Wrestling driver.  MW3 hits a dragonscrew and follows it up with the MW2 kneelift.  He goes for the cover but 4 kicks out at one.   Shelton then tosses a chain in to the ring and 4 chokes MW3 with it but MW3 neutralizes it.  Shelton then tosses brass knuckles in to the ring.  MW3 grabs them and nails 4 right between the eyes.  Mr. Wrestling 4 collapses in the ring.  MW3 goes for the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  Now it is a race to get out of the cage.  He goes to the door and Shelton opens it.  WHAT THE HECK?  MW3 hits the floor and wins the match.  MW3 and Shelton climb into the ring.  They both begin to stomp on 4.  He starts to battle back and catapults Shelton into the cage.  MW3 then hits a piledriver on 4.  MW3 helps Shelton up and the celebrate over the prone carcass of Mr. Wrestling 4.

The cage is removed and we are set for our main event. This match will have Christian taking on Brock Lesnar to see who will go on to meet the Rock tomorrow night for the Undisputed Heavyweight title.  Christian begins with a springboard plancha.  Brock hits a powerbomb and Christian nails the Unprettier. He goes for a pin and gets a 2 count.  Brock with a  power clothesline it met by a falling inverted DDT by Christian.  They go toe to toe until Christian hits a One Man Concerto for a 2 count.  Brock nails an F-5 but doesn’t have it to go for the pin.  Brock hits 2 consecutive powerbombs and Christian ekes out a falling inverted DDT.  Brock nails a press and slam and gets a 2 count.  Christian tries to toss Lesnar out of the ring but that is neutralized.  Christian gets a second chance and tosses Brock out again for an 8 count.  The two battle a few more minutes trading blows until Brock hits a huge back bodydrop.  Christian hits a falling inverted DDT but Brock hulks up and nails a powerslam and then a jackknife powerbomb.  He goes for the pin and gets the 1-2-3.  Brock Lesnar will go on to meet the Rock for the Undisputed Title.

Just before the show is ready to end, out comes Master Bull.  “I don’t want anyone to forget that there is one final event.  That is our Invitational Battle Royal to determine who wins a title shot of their choice.  This time around it will be the CSWA’s turn.  The top 10 CSWA wrestlers not holding a title will be The Original Big Daddy Donnie B, Austin Aries, John Cena, Mike “The Axe” Medley, Samoa Joe, Antonio Cesaro, Undertaker, Great Khali.  It went down like this:  Khali eliminates Donnie B; Samoa Joe outed The Axe; Undertaker eliminated Aries; Cesaro dumped Cena; Joe eliminates Khali; Undertaker eliminates Cesaro.  It came down to a final match Samoa Joe defeated the Undertaker after pinning him with the Muscle Buster.  Samoa Joe is granted a title match for any belt he wants. 

That is all.  Thank you for coming. We will see you tomorrow night for more great action.

The show goes off the air.  Clarkus Kentus and Larry Morton come out to thank the fans and welcome them to come back for tomorrow’s show.  Suddenly, the lights go out and the “Omegatron” puts out a blinding light.  The resolution dies down and we start to see something transpire.  This must be like a teaser.

Scene: A Legal Office. parts Unknown

Two shadowy figures are discussing shadowy things.

"It's been too many years, My White. I need to return to my previous heights of glory. Heights that were denied to me by many much much lesser wrestlers. See, years ago I ran that organization. And the fans LOVED me. At least the smart ones did. But due to petty jealousy I was pushed out.

And I want it back."

"But sir, Things are different now. What can you hope to do to get your seat back?"

"Over the next few months, we will put things in motion that will bring me back to the head of the Big Table. This will require cunning, sacrifice and lots and lots of money. The great Ted DiBiase did it best....what makes you think we can't do it again. Money talks...and we will definitely do some talking."

"Okay Mr N. What do we do?'

"Patience. We got time. But mark my words. They will let me back in...

Or people will suffer. Starting with that bastard Big Daddy Donnie B."

Fade To Black.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 06.02: The Great American Bash is HERE! -part 1

Hello fans and welcome to our PPV the Great American Bash here in Orlando, FL.  The event starts off with an appearance from the GM Master Bull.  “Welcome everyone to our midyear PPV – the Great American Bash.  Each and every one of tonight’s competitors have trained and prepared for this night.  Rumors have been circulating of some past faces making an appearance tonight.  Those of you who have been followers of the HWF and CSWA will recognize this person(s).    This person and I have had some lengthy discussions over the last week and we have come to certain agreements.  More on that later.  There is one MAJOR announcement I wanted to make.  The Undisputed Champion the Rock was not able to make it to tonight’s event so we came to an agreement that the Undisputed Title will be defended at tomorrow’s house show here in Orlando.  We worked hard to secure the venue so that fans that have come in for this event will not be disappointed in seeing the Great One.  I also mentioned before that the specialty match being set up for the Lesnar/HHH match would not be disclosed until this event.  I am going to take it one step further and not even announce it until their match is ready to begn.  I want both men to be on the same level playing field and have an equal chance at walking out as the champion.

There have been some rumblings going on in the back about former champions not receiving their rematches in a timely manner.  I have spoken to all current and prior champions and I am bringing back a rule that owner DB had in place back in the day.  I am instituting that if a champion loses their belt, they are automatically, right then and there, given their rematch.  If they win the belt back, there will be one final match that takes place inside a steel cage.  The winner of that fall will be the champion.  Unfortunately, this is not retroactive.  This will take effect starting tonight.  Only those titles sanctioned by me, the HWF and CSWA will fall under this rule.  ‘Made up’ belts such as Reid’s Elitist title do not fall under this guideline. 

With that said, let’s get this underway.”

The Bash starts off with pyro and fireworks going off.  Our first match of the night is Ryback taking on Alberto Del Rio for ADR’s world title shot.  These two didn’t disappoint.  Ryback controlled the majority of the match but ADR just stayed with him.  Ryback managed to hit ADR with not one, not two but 3 Meathook clotheslines but ADR would not stay down.  The time limit was approaching and Ryback got desperate.  After hitting a crippling powerslam, he hit an overhead belly to belly suplex on ADR.  Ryback made the cover and with a bit of trunk pulling, secured the 3 count just before the time limit bell rang.  The ref raises Ryback’s hand at the end and states that he is now in the world title hunt.  Ryback finishes by hollering for the World title.

In the back, the Elitist Reid Rothchild and Ravishing Raquel are having a conversation with Magnus.  We only get to hear the last bit of their conversation: “Magnus, you HAVE to pull this off tonight.  There is just too much riding on the outcome.  If your match goes the way we hope, you’ll have gold around your waist again.  Prestige Inc is all about champions and this could be make it or break it.”  Magnus replied “Reid, I will make sure that what needs to happen does.”  Magnus walks off and Raquel comments “Don’t make Reid angry.  You won’t like him when he’s angry.”

It was then announced that Big Show and Kane settled their differences and will once again become a tag team.  They have already said that there will be titles in their futures.

The second match of the night is John Cena vs AJ Styles for the United States Championship. This one started off with a  bang with Cena going for the 5 knuckle shuffle but AJ reverses it and hits a Styles Clash for a 2 count.  AJ follows it up with a gut buster and a spin kick.  Cena hits a knuckle jam.  Cena is then tossed out of the ring but he is back in at 5.  AJ locks in a reverse STF and then Cena maneuvers it into a reverse chinlock.  AJ locks in an armlock facebuster.  Cena goes to stomp on AJ but AJ moves out of the way.  Cena hits a knuckle jam but then out comes Austin Aries.  Cena is distracted and AJ capitalizes by hitting a Styles Clash.  He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  AJ is the winner.  All of a sudden, music hits and it’s none other than the Viper Randy Orton.  Orton runs down to the ring and brawls with AJ before AJ hightails it to the back.  AJ holds his title up high while Orton, still in the ring, motions that the belt will be his.

Our first World championship match is up next with CSWA Champ Christian taking on Chris Jericho.   Christian was a man on a mission here.  Christian outmaneuvered Jericho at almost every step of the way.  At one point, Jericho got Christian locked in the Walls of Jericho but Christian reversed it and hit an inverted DDT.  Both men saw time on the outside of the ring but made it back in before the final count.  Christian would go for pin attempts after hitting Tornado DDT’s and an Unprettier but Jericho kept kicking out.  Jericho got Christian in the Walls of Jericho again but the champ would not tap.  The HOLY SH*T moment of the night is when Christian was going for a One Man Concerto and Jericho hit a Lionsault at the same time. Both men crashed hard.  The champ was up first and hit the One Man Concerto on Jericho and made the cover and got the 1-2-3.  Christian retains his title but he looks to be hurt.  Both men are helped from the ring.

Up next is the second world title match between Brock Lesnar and HHH.  Both men make it to the ring and then out comes Master Bull. He pulls out a mic and starts talking.  “I said that I was going to hold off on making the announcement about this and now it is time.  HHH, Brock, this match will take place in a Lights Out match BUT this will be a best of 3 falls.  Remember Hunter that if you lose, you will go to Legends status and then will be able to take the time off to spend with your family etc.  Let the match begin.”

The bell rang and Brock started to beat the tar out of HHH.  Brock controlled the tempo of the 16 minute match.  Brock nails HHH with a Roundhouse with roll of quarters but HHH is up on his feet by the 7 count.  After an eye rake, HHH removes the top turnbuckle and nails Brock’s head into it.  Brock is busted open but is back on his feet at 3. After trading some blows and HHH spitting water on Brock, they both hit each other with haymakers.  Both go down but Brock is up at 7 and HHH at 8.  HHH hits a pedigree and Brock nails an F-5 but neither were able to secure a pin.  HHH then hits Brock with the Steel steps but Brock manages to get back up quickly. They trade more blows.  2 double haymakers take the opponents down and they use this for rest and recuperation.  HHH then goes outside the ring and gets a sledgehammer.  He nails Brock in the head with it, makes the cover and gets the pin.

Master Bull is out again and says that the second fall will be decided in a dog collar match.  Brock was back on fire.  HHH tosses Brock out but he is quickly back in and then he nails HHH with an F5 but HHH makes it to the ropes.  Brock hits a powerbomb and HHH hits the Pedigree.  Brock tries to stun HHH with a chain snap but HHH hits Brock with a sledgehammer.  HHH makes a lazy cover thinking he’s got it but Brock POWERS out in huge fashion.  HHH is stunned.  Brock is up and hits an F5.  He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  The falls now are 1 and 1.  This next match will determine who walks out with the title. 

Master Bull is out a 3^rd time. “Great matches so far you too but there is one more fall to go.  This one will take place with Boot Camp rules.  The final match also gets the time limit extended to 60 minutes just in case.  This time HHH was on a tear.  Both men took the fight to each other like they had nothing to lose.  16 more minutes of back and forth action and finally the end came after Brock managed to hit an F5 through a table.  Brock is declared the champion.  Medics come out to attend to HHH but once again, Master Bull makes an appearance. “HHH, this by far has been one of your best outings. Unfortunately, you are on Legend status.  I will tell you this though.  I’m giving you till the next PPV to rest and recuperate.  At that time, I will have you come back for one final match against Brock.  If you win that one, you are back in active competition.  Now, go and relax.  You deserve it.”     

Up next is Daniel Bryan defending his North American Championship against Wade Barrett.  Bryan owned Barrett for the entire match.  The match goes 14 minutes with the champ hitting everything from the LeBelle lock to European uppercuts.  It was 2 of these uppercuts followed by a double underhook suplex that did in the challenger.  Bryan walks out with his title intact.

Next on the card is New Money Corp, a division of Prestige Inc taking on the Shield for the World tag team titles.  Before the match can begin, out comes Ravishing Raquel wearing a ref’s shirt.  She announces that she is the special guest referee for this match.  Rollins and Magnus begin the match.   Rollins begins with a huge gut punch.  Magnus battles back with a toe kick to the midsection.  He follows it up with an arm wringer but Rollins hits a superkick.  He follows it up with an STO onto the middle turnbuckle and Magnus hits some British stomps.  He tries for a forearm uppercut but Rollins neutralizes it.  Seth hit a springboard clothesline and goes for a pin but only gets a 2 count.  Rollins goes for and misses a standing shooting star press and Magnus hits a slingshot elbow drop.  Rollins locks in a side headlock and Magnus hits a forearm uppercut.  Magnus hits more British stomps and tags out to Monopoly Jr.  MJr hits a spear and then Reigns is in and double teaming begins.  They hit a hiplock takedown and some clubbing blows.  Monopoly Jr somehow hits a bodyslam on Reigns but the Shield continue with the double teaming with shoot kicks and punches to the midsection. Reigns is distracted by Magnus so only Rollins hits a gut punch.  Monopoly Jr kicks Rollins in the midsection but Rollins locks in a single leg crab.  MJr does not submit.  Rollins goes to the ropes and gets tripped up by Magnus.  MJr nails a flying axe handle smash and makes the cover.  A quick count from Ravishing Raquel and we have NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.  The Elitist Reid Rothchild is standing at the top of the ramp applauding his team.  He sees Monopoly Jr give Ravishing Raquel a hug.  He turns around and leaves.  Master Bull comes out and says that the Shield gets an automatic rematch. 

Before the next match begins, Ravishing Raquel is kicked out of the ring and sends her to the back.  The rematch begins and the Shield tears apart the new champs.  The match goes 32 minutes and after the massacre, the Shield regain their belts.  This of course prompts the rubber match inside of a steel cage.  Again, the Shield showed their dominance in a 53 minute battle.  Raquel had been removed from ringside to avoid any improprieties.   During the match, Magnus gets injured and ends up getting handcuffed to the cage.  This left Monopoly Jr on his own.  He did manage a flying axe handle but it wasn’t enough to ward off the brutality of the double teaming.  MJr even got some submission attempts but the Shield broke it up pretty efficiently.  After some brief offense from MJr, both he and Magnus get injured again.  They eventually battle back and mount a brief offense but Magnus gets injured again.  This time he is looks to be unconscious.  Monopoly Jr hits a catapult into the cage and hit a running powerslam into the cage and that was the end of his offense.  Rollins hit some nasty hard rights and then nearly took his head off with a superkick.  He made the cover and got the 1-2-3.  The Shield retain the tag team titles.  After the match, Monopoly Jr was extremely frustrated after a bit of yelling at the unconscious Magnus, he stormed out. 

Up next is Kevin Steen taking on Dude Love.  The stipulation on this one is that if Dude Love loses, he will have to fight the Mighty Casey tomorrow night in a “barby” the barbwire bat against his career.  If Dude wins and Casey wins, their match will be for the title vs career.  The match went 15 minutes and was totally owned by Dude Love.  He beat the living snot out of Kevin Steen and kept screaming for Mighty Casey.  At the end, Dude used the top rope to clothesline Kevin and Steen was rolling around on the mat holding his throat.  Dude hit a DDT and with a bit of trunk pulling, got the 1-2-3.  Dude kept screaming for Casey.  Finally, he left the ring.

Up next is Kurt Angle taking on the Intercontinental Champion Jay Lethal.  Lethal began with the Lethal Injection and Kurt counters with a choke.  He breaks the choke and then resumes choking Lethal until the ref breaks it up.  Jay nails a flying elbow off the rops and Kurt chokes him again.  Jay hits the Lethal Injection again.  Kurt punches Lethal out of the ring and he barely makes it back in before the 10.  More back and forth action has Kurt end up on the outside.  He too barely makes it back in before 10.  Angle locks in a bearhug and Lethal somehow gets Kurt out of the ring.  He is back in and is met with a diving double axe handle smash from Jay and the ref only gives a 2 count.   Jay hits a  hip toss and Kurt hits an Olympic Leg sweep.  Kurt then hurls Jay out of the ring but he nullified it.  Jay hits another diving axe handle smash and our Olympic hero is down.  Jay hits the Lethal Injection for a 2 count.  Kurt nails an Angle Slam but isn’t able to hold the champ down.  Jay is tossed out of the ring but he is back in and hits a flying elbow smash for a 1 count.  Kurt locks in the Angle lock but the champ won’t submit.   Jay nails a springboard dropkick out of nowhere and makes the cover for a 1-2-3.  Lethal retains the belt.  After the match, Kurt shakes the champs hand and then leaves.

Up next is the match for the X-Division title with the Miz taking on the Super Warrior.  The “superfan” Brandon was at ringside with his “Super Warrior is Super” sign.  He was flanked by the fans known as AZ and LN.  They just watched the Superfan and basically mimicked what he did.  

The Miz starts right off with a legsweep facebuster and goes for a pin but only gets a 2 count.  Miz then connects with a  basement dropkick and SW hits a superplex.  Miz throws a discuss punch and SW nails a Super Powerslam.  Super Warrior then falls down holding his knee.  Miz is up and delivers kicks to the fallen foe and tries for a pin but only gets 1.  SW begins to battle back after hitting a power punch.  Miz nails a springboard legdrop and SW hits a super powerbomb.  He makes the cover but Miz kicks out at 2.  He follows it up with a one arm chokeslam.  Miz connects with a headscissors takedown and SW hits a super flapjack. Miz hits the Skull Crushing Finale.  He takes his time making the cover but SW powers out at 1.   Miz is stunned.  While being stunned, SW hits a one arm chokeslam twice.  In showing off his strength, he hurls Miz out of the ring. Miz motions he’s done, grabs his title and walks away. He gets counted out.  Super Warrior wins the match but not the title.  Super Warrior celebrates with the ringside fans and goes on to meet his Superfan Brandon.  He also shakes hands with the two women at rigngside and then heads to the back.

At this point, Clarkus Kentus comes over to interview the Superfan Brandon.  Before it begins, he lets LN and AZ know that they have been invited backstage after the event.  They are thrilled.

Stay tuned. The interview is next.