HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2016 – #442

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  In a quick recap from the last episode, New Day defeated the A-Team to become the new 6 man tag team champions.  Crazy that a bunch of goofballs could defeat 3 top caliber athletes such as the A-Team but they did.  Also, congratulations go out to the new Women’s Tag team champions Charlotte Flair and Sasha Banks of the 4 Horsewomen.  All champions need to be on alert as no one is safe when it comes to their titles.

The Elitist Champion the Wraith comes out and is booed.  Wraith says that he defeated Reid with ease and that is why he is here now as the champ and Reid is at home nursing his wounds.  Music hits and out comes Reid Rothchild.  Reid tells the Wraith that the belt he is currently holding doesn’t belong to him and Reid wants it back.  Wraith tells him “too bad, so sad, it’s mine now bitch!”  Reid climbs into the ring and gets into the Wraith’s face.  Wraith goes for a swing and misses but Reid doesn’t.  Reid peppers Wraith with lefts and rights and then drops him with the Reid Bottom.  Reid picks up the title and says he wants his rematch at the PPV and he will officially take his title back.  He drops it on the Wraith and then leaves.

We start off the action with our King of the Ring qualifier.   First, out comes Lucas Johnston who receives a pop from the crowd.  His challenger for the evening is “Black Machismo” Jay Lethal.  Lethal comes out dressed as the “Macho Man” and heads to the ring while “Pomp and Circumstance” plays over the speakers.  Johnston quite remarkably held his own against Lethal.  Neither man was able to go for the pin as each reversed the moves at each opportunity.  The end came after Lethal hit a hip toss and Lucas bounced to the ropes and caught Jay with a tornado DDT.  Johnston makes the cover and gets the 3 count.    Lucas Johnston gets the win and moves on in the King of the Ring tournament.  As he is celebrating his win, Dr. Red Fang rushes down and attacks Lucas viciously.  He drops Lucas with the Vampire Lunge and about 10 refs and other “shirts” hit the ring and stop him from doing any more damage.  Lucas recovers and tries to go after Fang.  The two scrap and claw at each other while the buffer in the ring keeps them from further altercation.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that, depending on how well Lucas does in the King of the Ring tournament, a match between he and Fang will take place at the PPV.  Max gets both men to leave the ring so the show can continue.  (9 min for the match; 15 for the segment)

Triple Crown Champion Bray Wyatt says that tonight, one simpleton gets a shot at a title.  He says that he will grant the Miz a shot at the CSWA title tonight however the rules will be specialty.  He will reveal later what that will entail.  "You are the epitome of everything I loathe about this world, Miz. The limelight, the diamonds, the red carpet. How much is it going to take for you to satisfy this little craving, this obsession you have with fame? Here we are, Miz, together, tangled in this moment in the little spider's web, and I just want you to not be afraid, my child. I do not wish to see you suffer. I'm just gonna put you down. Follow the buzzards."

We head back to the ring for our first title match of the night.  First, the challenger D-Von Dudley heads down to the ring.  Next, the X-Division champion Tyler Breeze comes out.  Breeze takes his time getting to the ring but as soon as he enters, he is all business.  D-Von, a tag specialist, held his own for the first 6 minutes of the match but after that, the champ took over.  Breeze stunned Devon with his speed and power and Devon did his best not to get runover.  D-Von got enough going to nail the “Wasssaaap” headbutt then he pulled Tyler out of the ring.  He then set up a table and powerbombed Breeze through it.  To his credit, Breeze managed to make it back in before the 10 count to the amazement of D-Von.  Breeze would battle back only to be stopped by a trash can lid to the face (not sure why the ref didn’t DQ him).  D-Von went for the Dudley Death Drop but Tyler reversed it and dropped D-Von with the Implant DDT.  He hooked the leg and got the 3 count.  Tyler Breeze retains his title. (17 min)

In the interview area, the Hardcore Champion the Stache says that tonight he defends the title against a schmuck.  Stache says it doesn’t matter who it is, they will fall to HIS might. 

We go back to the ring where North American Champion Kevin Owens is and he says that no one in the Top 10 is deserving of a title match so all someone tonight gets is a non-title shot.  Out comes the Savior to accept the challenge. The Savior immediately takes control of the match and Owens was under-prepared.  The Savior schooled the champ and it only took the Laying of the Hands and a vertical standing suplex to put Owens down for the 3 count.   The Savior got the win and then was joined in the ring by his tag team partner Drew, the Canadian Love Machine.  Drew mentions that he beat Phat Sol, the US Champion where the Savior is in the Top 10 but the Savior just defeated the North American champion where Drew resides in the Top 10.  Drew says that the two of them should change and then re-challenge for the respective titles and see who can win what.  The Savior agrees and the two will make the switch.  Drew is now in the US title hunt and the Savior is now in the North American title hunt.  (14 min for the match; 20 min for the segment)

Backstage, the Miz says that Bray Wyatt has no idea what he’s talking about and it doesn’t matter what rules or match type Bray wants, Miz will win the World title and take it to Hollywood or wherever he wants to.

We have women’s action tonight with Jupiter Jane taking on Taylor Bella (w/Madame Jade in her corner).  Jane immediately throws Madame Jade into the steel ringpost knocking her out.  She then pulled Taylor out of the ring and repeatedly bodyslammed her on the exposed ramp.  Finally, Jane took Taylor to the ring and began to beat her down.  The bell finally rung but all the damage had been done.  It only took 6 minutes and getting trapped in the Tarantula from Jane and Taylor had no choice but to tap out.  Jane shakes her head and leaves.  (6 min)

In the back, North American Champion Kevin Owens is approached by the US Champion Phat Sol.  Phat says that the Canadians are running rough shot over the CSWA and it needs to stop.  He tells Kevin that the two of them should team up and take them on.  Kevin mulls it over and finally agrees.

It’s time for Hardcore Action.  The Champ the Stache makes his way out first (umm, usually the challenger is first) and he gets in the ring.  He says that tonight, his opponent is Varsity Club member Frankie Kazarian.  Frankie comes out but is not dressed.  Frankie says that something unexpected came up and he had to back out of the match with permission from GM Max McGillicutty.  Frankie said that he offered a name to take his place and Max OK’d it.  The Stache asks who it is.  Music hits and out comes…CJ.  Yep, the Hastag is back!  The Stache is livid.  CJ makes his way to the ring and is looking buff and cut.  He gets into the Stache’s face and the champ backs away.  CJ climbs each of the turnbuckles and pumps the fans up.  The Stache exits the ring and takes the match bell and rings it sounding the beginning of the match.  CJ looks annoyed.  Stache says that the rules tonight are Coleminer’s Glove rules.  The Stache points to a glove hanging above the ring.  The Stache immediately gouges the eyes of CJ blinding him and then blasts him with a miners helmet.  Stache then locks in the Handlebar (camel clutch).  CJ is weakened and as he struggles to get to his feet, the Stache blasts him with a coal shovel drawing blood.  CJ fell to his knees but wouldn’t drop.  Stache blasts him again and now CJ is on all fours.  He manages to get to his knees again and Stache hits him a third time.  CJ is down.  Staches climbs the turnbuckle and grabs the glove.  He puts it on and then picks up CJ and blasts him with it.  The Stache makes the cover and hooks the leg (and the trunks) and puts his feet on the ropes for extra leverage.  The count is made (pretty fast as a matter of fact) and the Stache retains the title (10 min).  Stache then hands something to the ref and the ref leaves quickly.  The Stache then says that he singlehandedly eliminated both the King of Kones and the Hashtag from any future Hardcore title shots.  He takes his belt and leaves.  CJ makes it to his feet and the fans pop for him.  He is helped to the back by medical personnel. 

Undertaker is in the back with the Forgotten and he tells Bray Wyatt and the Desperados not to forget that they are here.  All of them will meet up and chaos will ensue.

It is time for our main event.  Bray Wyatt defends the CSWA world title against the Miz.  The Miz comes out first and is booed.   Triple Crown Champion Bray Wyatt comes out and is accompanied by all 3 of the Desperados (Tag Champs El Chango and Leon Teremoto and the Hardcore champion the Stache).  All 3 stand proud with their leader.  Bray immediately goes on the offensive in this Falls count anywhere match.  Bray goes through the Miz like a hot knife through butter.  It also helped him that this was a No DQ match and the Desperados interfered where they could (score 144 to 48).  Bray nailed the Miz with Sister Abigail but instead of going for the pin, he locked in a rear chinlock (a wrestling hold!) and used that to pin the Miz.  Bray retains his title.  All of a sudden, the lights go out and when they come back on, all 3 Desperados are laid out and standing in the ring is the Undertaker and the Forgotten.  Bray quickly exits the ring before any attack can happen but he sees this for what it is…mind games…and they’re working.  Bray recovers the Desperados and all 4 of them leave while Undertaker and the Forgotten remain in the ring.  With that, the show comes to an end.

That is all for now.  Stay tuned.  

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2016 – #441

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  We want to congratulate Charlotte Flair and Sasha Banks on becoming the New Women’s tag team champions.  Southern Sky (Southern Belle & Velvet Sky) put up a strong showing and they are expected to be the #1 contenders for the belts. 

GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that the King of the Ring qualifiers will continue tonight.  So far, Prince Devitt, the Axe and Dolph Ziggler have all advanced.  Tonight, The Savior will take on the Bulgarian Bully Alexander Rusev and Dr. Red Fang will take on a mystery opponent.  This doesn’t sit well with the Doctor and he charges out demanding to know who his opponent is.  Max replies “MYSTERY…what part of that don’t you understand!”  Fang gets all angry “Yell at me again and I’ll choke you out.”  Max orders Fang off the stage and tells him he’ll just have to wait to see.  Fang leaves in a huff.  Max continues with the 6 Man titles will be on the line tonight with the A-Team (Alberto Del Rio, Adrian Neville, Antonio Cesaro) defending their belts against New Day.   With that, pyro goes off and the show begins.

We cut to the back first with a pre-taped vignette from the Hardcore Champion the Stache.  Stache says that his two greatest nemesis Magnum Kone and CJ are done and he no longer has to defend his precious (my presssscioooussss) gold against them.  He is ready for all new comers.

Our first King of the Ring qualifier starts off with the Bulgarian Bully Alexander Rusev making his way down to the ring.  Rusev flips off the fans as he just doesn’t care about them.  Next, we hear “Salvation is at hand” and out comes the Savior and he saunters down to the ring. He high 5’s some of the fans but desperately tries to contain his composure.  Rusev attacks the Savior before he can even get his robe off.  Rusev beat down on the Savior for a whopping 13 minutes but then the tide turned and Savior started to beat the hell out of Rusev.  Rusev tried to run away but the Savior would not let him.  The longer the match continued, the stronger the Savior became.  Finally, after the “Laying of the Hands”, Savior plants Rusev with a powerbomb in the center of the ring.  He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  The Savior gets the win and will go on to the King of the Ring tournament.  (28 min) 

In the back, the team of Madame Jade and Taylor Bella issue a challenge to Southern Sky for their spot.  They want the match tonight so hopefully they will accept.

We go back to the ring where the “King of Cones” Magnum Kone issues a challenge to Ethan Carter III for his spot for the IC title.  ECIII comes out and says he doesn’t have to accept but the GM comes out and Max tells him “Actually, yes, you have to. Now, get to that ring.”   Ethan was not happy and took out his frustrations on the King of Kones…pretty bad.  ECIII owned the entire match and the end came easily after ECIII hit the One Percenter for the 3 count.  ECIII retains his ranking spot.  (14 min)

We cut to the back where Southern Sky accept the match for later in the show.

We head back to the ring for non-title action as US Champion Phat Sol takes on Drew, the Canadian Love Machine.  Both men come out to a nice pop from the crowd and both even shake hands before the match begins.  After two minutes into the match, Drew went off like a firecracker and owned the match.  Phat tried to stay with him but Drew was just on fire in this match.  Drew went for 4 different pin attempts but to Phat’s credit, he kicked out each and every one of them.  Drew nails a corkscrew pescado and then followed it up with the Lover’s Bomb.  That did it.  Drew makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  Drew the Canadian Love Machine gets the win.  He helps Phat to his feet and they shake hands.  (16 min)

New Day (Big E, Xavier Woods & Kofi Kingston) are being interviewed and Kofi says that tonight will be a “new day” for New Day when they defeat the A-Team for the 6 man titles.  They dance around the room acting all goofy.

Next is our #1 contenders match for the Women’s Tag team titles.  First though, the champions Charlotte Flair and Sasha Banks come out and sit at commentary so they can scout the match.  Then Southern Sky (Southern Belle and Velvet Sky) come out.  They are then followed by Madame Jade & Taylor Bella.  Jade asks for the match to be extended to a 45 minute match instead of 30 to avoid the possibility of a time limit draw.  GM Max comes out and gives the nod.  The extra time wasn’t needed as Southern Sky was totally owning the match. Belle and Velvet were operating like a well-oiled machine.  However, after an appearance by the Beautiful People (Angelina Love and Madison Rayne), Southern Sky’s luck took a turn for the worse.  The Beautiful People end up attacking Velvet leaving Belle on her own.  After the distraction, Belle turned back to the ring and Madame Jade caught her with a springboard dropkick. Jade made the cover and got the 1-2-3.  Madame Jade and Taylor Bella just moved up in the tag team rankings.  Belle immediately went to the aid of her partner and together, they fought the Beautiful People to the back.  Before leaving the ring, Taylor issues a challenge to the Tag Team Champions for a match at the King of the Ring PPV.  Charlotte accepts on behalf of their team.  (26 min)

The A-Team are being interviewed and they call the New Day a joke.  They will easily dispatch them and retain.

We go back to the ring for our next King of the Ring qualifier.  Dr. Red Fang comes out first and he is just nasty with the fans.  He even went so far as to scare a little kid at ringside.  Fang gets in the ring and asks for his opponent to come down.  Familiar music hits and out comes…CJ.  CJ has returned and DAMN, is he buff.  I guess he was serious about hitting those weights.  CJ goes to the kid that Fang had scared and gives him his ball cap.  CJ gives the kid a hug (AWWWWWW) and then proceeds to the ring.  Fang tries to attack him but CJ was ready.  CJ goes right on the offensive and is looking great in his return.  Fang rolls out of the ring and threatens to bring in a chair but out runs Lucas Johnston who steals the chair from him.  Fang begins hissing and snarling at Lucas only to get peppered with lefts and rights from CJ and then nailed a german suplex.  CJ makes the cover (and Lucas holds down Fang’s leg) and the ref counts 1-2-3.  CJ wins in his first match back and celebrates with the fans while Fang rolls out of the ring and attacks Lucas Johnston and they fight all the way to the back.  CJ celebrates with the fans before leaving.  (15 min)

GM Max McGillicutty comes back out to hype up this weekends show.  He says that the Stache and Tyler Breeze will both be on hand to defend their respective titles along with some surprises he knows the fans well enjoy.  But enough of that, it is time for the main event.

New Day (Big E, Kofi & Xavier) comes out first and are running around like a bunch of goofballs.  The Champs the A-Team come out next and are booed.  Max says that they will be granted a 60 minute time limit – just in case.  And DAMN, was it needed.  The match goes a whopping 57 minutes and both teams looked strong in this match.  New Day actually cut out the goofy antics and got serious when the bell rang.  Both teams looked strong but the A-Team didn’t look like their normal selves.  New Day capitalized on it and actually injured both Del Rio and Neville in the bout.  Cesaro held his own until his teammates were able to recover.  Neville got injured at the hands of Big E a second time and medics had to come out and check him out.  The match was not stopped.  After a few minutes had passed, Adrian joined his team.  He broke up a pin attempt by Big E and then was immediately triple teamed.  New Day took out both Alberto and Cesaro and didn’t allow Neville to tag out again.  They owned the rest of the match and after 3 consecutive triple teaming, Xavier hits the “Lost in the Woods facebreaker” and smiled as the ref’s hand hit the mat for the 3^rd time.  New Day has just upset the A-Team and have become the NEW 6 MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!  Medical personnel had to help Adrian out of the ring while Del Rio took off on his own and Cesaro left with his head held low.  Balloons and streamers fell from the rafters as New Day stayed in the ring celebrating until the cameras stopped rolling.  (57 min).

Thanks for reading. Stay tuned as King of the Ring PPV is starting to take shape.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2016 – #440

  

Hello everyone and welcome back to our newsletter.  Tonight, we will crown new Women’s tag team champions.  Every female on the roster has picked a partner and they are ready and rearing to go.  This kicked off the show. 

The teams were all set up and drawing a first round bye were Women’s & Diva’s Champions Paige and Ravishing Raquel as well as the New Hart Foundation (Natalya & Tamina) and the Bella Twins (Nikki & Brea). 

Round 1

Madame Jade & Taylor Bella advanced after defeating Cactus Jackie and Eva Marie

Charlotte Flair & Sasha Banks advanced after defeating the Beautiful People (Angelina & Madison)

Maria Kanellis & Jupiter Jane advanced after defeating Summer Rae & Awesome Kong

Alicia Fox & Gail Kim advanced after defeating Bayley and Becky Lynch

Velvet Sky and Southern Belle advance after defeating Alexa Bliss & Naomi

Round 2

Paige / Ravishing Raquel went to a time limit draw with Jade & Taylor

Charlotte / Sasha defeated Maria & Jane to advance

Alicia / Gail defeated the New Hart Foundation to advance

Velvet & Belle advanced after defeating the Bella Twins

Round 3

Charlotte & Sasha advance after getting a bye

Velvet & Belle advance after defeating Alicia Fox & Gail Kim

(Total matches time:  2 hours)

We take a break in the action with reporter Larry Morton making his way out to the ramp.  He still has a few bandages on but looks much better than he did the last time we saw him.  Larry says that what Dr. Red Fang did to him was inexcusable and expects that GM Max McGillicutty will do the right thing and penalize Fang or he will bring a lawsuit against the vicious bastard.  Lucas Johnston comes out and tells Larry that he will take on Fang for him and will teach him a lesson in pain and suffering.  Larry and Lucas shake hands and then leave the stage.

In the next match, Adam Rose took on Alexander Rusev.  Rusev was beating Rose from pillar to post but Rose hit an E-lemonator spinebuster and then trapped him in a Boston Crab.  Adam quickly turned it into a pin and scores the win in 12 minutes.  As Adam is celebrating his win, Rusev gets up and drops Rose with a jumping side kick.  Rusev continued to beat down on Rose until Abyss came out for the save chasing Rusev from the ring. (15 min for the segment)

In the back, the Axe is being interviewed by Larry Morton and he tells Larry that he gets his hands on Dirk in one on one action.  Axe says that tonight, he takes his frustrations out on the Pick.

We go back to the ring for our next King of the Ring qualifier:  Dolph Ziggler vs Goldust.   Ziggler catches Goldust in a leg scissors sleeperhold and Goldust taps out in 3 min.  Ziggler moves on.

In the back, Alexander Rusev says that Abyss stuck his nose into business that wasn’t his and says that once he puts his name on the contract, he’ll teach Abyss what’s what.

Next is our next King of the Ring Qualifier:  The Axe vs the Pick.  Dirk Devon comes out first to boos from the crowd and he flips them off.  Axe comes out next and charges the ring.  Dirk bails and refuses to get in the ring.  Finally, he gets in (after telling the ref numerous times to push Axe to the other side of the ring) and the bell rings.  Axe starts off by stunning Dirk with a hell of an uppercut and then throws Dirk from the ring.  He then rams Dirk into all 4 steel posts.  Dirk never recovered from that.  After beating Dirk down for over 20 minutes, Axe nearly decapitates Dirk with the Axe.  Axe sets Dirk up and almost dislocates his jaw with a vicious uppercut. Axe gets the win in 25 min and moves on in the King of the Ring tourney.

Women’s Tag Team Championship Finals

It is time for our main event.  Two of the Four Horsewomen (Charlotte & Sasha) took on Southern Sky in a battle that alone went to a 29 minute fight even after all they went through to get to this round.  Both teams were pretty even until Beautiful People members Angelina Love and Madison Rayne came out and causes a distraction which caused Velvet Sky to get caught in the Charlotte’s Web rollup and had her shoulders to the mat for one second too long.  Charlotte Flair and Sasha Banks are the NEW WOMEN’s Tag Team Champions.  4 Horsewomen teammates Bayley and Becky Lynch comes out and congratulate them.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out and awards the two women their new championships.  The 4 celebrate with the fans briefly before heading to the back.  (29 min)

Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned for more action.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #439

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  GM Max McGillicutty starts off the show thanking the fans for supporting them.  He says that 16 names have been chosen at random and those will be entered as King of the Ring qualifiers.  The final 8 will fight the show before the PPV with the winner taking on King Damian Sandow for the crown.  Sandow has yet to “defend” his crown ever since he took it from Jerry “the King” Lawler years ago.  Now, his Lordship needs to be on the top of his game.  Max leaves as the pyro goes off and our show begins.

The first match of the night has Southern Sky (Southern Belle and Velvet Sky) taking on the New Hart Foundation (Natalya Neidhart and Tamina Snuka).  This was a very close match and all 4 put out 100%.  Neither team could secure the 3 count and the longer it went on, the more likely it seemed that no one was going to give up.  The match ends up going to a 30 minute time limit draw.  After the match, the Beautiful People (Angelina Love and Madison Rayne) hit the ring trying to sneak attack Southern Sky but Belle and Sky were on it and immediately sent them flying out of the ring.  Congratulations to both teams for a very hard fought match.  (30 min)

While walking around in the back, Paige meets up with Ravishing Raquel and acknowledges that they don’t get along but they are the top 2 women in this industry.  They should consider teaming up for the upcoming Women’s tag team tournament.  She asks Raquel to consider how dominant they would be not only as the Singles Champions but the Tag Team as well.  Raquel agrees and they shake on it.

The Elitist Champion Reid Rothchild makes his way to the ring.  He says that the top 10 hasn’t been finalized yet for his belt but he wants to defend it tonight.  Before he could say anything else, the Wraith (formerly known as the Nigerian Wraith) makes his way to the ring and accepts the match.  Reid wasn’t expecting it.  The Wraith immediately went on the offensive but the Elitist nipped that fairly quickly.  The champ stunned the Wraith numerous times with Reid Bottoms and the Rothchild Stunner but the Wraith wouldn’t stay down.  The Wraith nailed a slingshot suplex but was too tired to make the cover.  By the time he finally did, Reid was able to kick right out.   Reid took the Wraith to the corner and started laying in the chops.  The Wraith reversed and gouged the eyes of Reid blinding him.  The Wraith then rolled Reid up and grabbed the ropes for leverage.  The ref counted 1…2…3.  The Wraith has just defeated Reid Rothchild to become the NEW Elitist Champion!!!  The Wraith allowed for his arm to be raised and then he left while Reid questioned what just transpired.  (25 min)

We’ve been asking but there has been nothing uncovered as to who attacked the Stache at the last show.  He did not need to be hospitalized but was furious at the lack of investigation into this dastardly deed.  We’ve heard through the grapevine he may hire his own investigators.

We go back to the ring for our first qualifying match for the King of the Ring tournament.  First, out comes Prince Devitt.  He dashes towards the ring and he gets a good pop from the crowd.  The music is cut off and over the speakers blares “I’ve got some bad news….” Out comes ‘Bad News’ Wade Barrett and he struts down to the ring.  Barrett goes on the offensive but Devitt dazzles him with his speed.  Devitt kept Barrett on the defensive and the crowd popped every time he flew off the ropes.  Barrett finally felt that he had enough and after hitting a low blow, went to the top rope.  Devitt recovered quickly and bodyslammed Barrett from the top rope.  He hooked the leg and got the 3 count.  Prince Devitt gets the win and moves on to the KotR tournament.  (13 min)

Clarkus Kentus is in the back and says that Larry Morton is expected to be back to work very soon.  At this time he introduces the Band – The Axe and Dirk ‘the Pick’ Devon.  Tonight, the Band gets a shot at the World Tag Team Titles held by the Desperados.  Axe says that he and Dirk are on the same page and tonight, they become the new champs.  Dirk says they have never been more ready for anything and tonight, history will be made.  They walk off.

Our next match begins with the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck) making their way to the ring to a huge pop.  Their opponents tonight are Rockstar Spud and Ethan Carter III.  The Ascension are not here tonight to interfere in this match.  Before the match could begin, Ethan blasts Buzz with numerous chair shots.  Buzz starts off at a huge disadvantage.  As Buzz struggled in the ring, Starbuck is attacked by the Ascension who come through the crowd and nail the Fall of Man on Starback on the Spanish Announce table.  Starbuck is out.  The Ascension take off through the crowd and the fans are pissed.  Some even get into Viktor and Konnor’s faces.  Back in the ring, Spud and ECIII take their time dismantling Buzz.  Buzz is practically out on his feet.  Ethan props Buzz up in the corner and Spud holds him in place.  ECIII then nails a flying dropkick onto Buzz who then collapses in the ring.  ECIII makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  Spud and Ethan celebrate while medics come out to check on Buzz and Starbuck.  Both end up being helped to the back by medical.  (11 min)

The King of Cones Magnum Kone is in the back and issues a challenge to Desperado member Leon Teremoto for his ranking for the Intercontinental title.   Leon has to accept.  Leon has to pull double duty tonight.

We go back to the ring for our tag team title match.  First, the Band (Axe and Dirk) come out and are heavily booed.  The Champs the Desperados come out next and the fans show their displeasure just as equally.  Pick and the Axe controlled the match for the first 7 minutes but after 2 minutes of double teaming, the Band started to stink.  Even the constant tagging in and out didn’t help them.  Leon and El Chango looked just as fresh at the 15 minute mark as they did when they first started.   El Chango did a lot of the work but Leon’s contributions were equally as powerful.  Leon runs across the ring and blasts the Axe with a forearm smash that sends him crashing to the floor.  El Chango then catches Dirk with a sunset flip and with a pull of the tights, gets the 1-2-3.  The Desperados are victorious in their title defense.  Dirk gets up and is pissed off and is looking around for the Axe.  He goes to the outside of the ring and starts to holler at Axe.  Axe gets to his feet and then BLASTS Dirk with ‘the Axe’.  Dirk is down.  The Axe snorts in disgust and then leaves his (now former) partner laying on the ground.   Dirk eventually gets up and makes his way to the back.  (16 min)

Triple Crown Champion Bray Wyatt says that he needs loosen up in the ring and tonight, he’s going to offer an HWF title shot to R-Truth.  This may be Truth’s one and only shot at singles gold.

R-Truth makes his way to the ring to a pop from the crowd.  He is then followed out by HWF World Champion (and Triple Crown) Bray Wyatt.  Wyatt is sporting all 3 of his championships.   For about 6 minutes, Truth holds his own but after that, Wyatt turned up the heat and Truth couldn’t handle the heat.  Bray blasted Truth with all sorts of dazzling maneuvers that Truth just couldn’t recover from.  Bray ends up hitting 2 consecutive “Sister Abigail” moves and then hammered on the back of Truth to prevent him from getting up.  Bray made the cover and got the easy 3 count.  Bray is successful in his title defense.  (19 min)

It is time for our main event.  Desperado member Leon Teremoto comes out first and by the looks of it, he seems fresh and ready to go.  Next, the King of Cones Magnum Kone comes out and powerwalks to the ring.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that if Leon loses this match, he will be moved to the X-Division line up and Magnum moves to the IC lineup.  Max then says he wants to add a prize to this contest.  Whomever wins the match will also be inserted into the King of the Ring tournament.   Leon goes right on the offensive with a spinebuster and then turns to gloat to the fans.  Magnum gets right up and then hurls Leon over the top rope.  He follows him out there and after throwing him into the ringpost and the stairs, he rolled back in to break the count and then rolled back out.  Magnum then hits Leon with the Popsicle (piledriver) on the floor.  Magnum then rolls back in and allows the ref to continue the count.  The ref stops his count to admonish Magnum but Kone just tells the ref to count.  The ref counts to 10 and counts Leon down and out.   Magnum Kone moves over to the Intercontinental Championship top 10 and is now entered into the King of the Ring tournament.  Magnum stands in the ring with his arms raised as the show comes to an end.

Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned for more action.  

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2016 – #438

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Just like last week, Max doesn’t kick off the show and after the pyro finishes, Diva Natalya makes her way out to the ring.  She says that the women are flocking together as there is strength in numbers and she won’t be left out.  She introduces her new tag team partner and the latest member to the HWF/CSWA family – Tamina Snuka.  Tamina makes her way out to the ring and says she’s ecstatic to be teaming with a 3^rd generation wrestler – the granddaughter of the late great Stu Hart.  Natalya says that she’s happy to be teaming with the daughter of the ‘Superfly’ Jimmy Snuka.  They say that they will be known as the NEW Hart Foundation and have their sights set on the Women’s tag team titles.  Before they can leave, they are interrupted by Nikki and Brea – the Bella twins.  They say that they are the team to beat as they have tag team wrestling down to a science.  If Natalya and Tamina want a match, there is no time better than the present.  Tamina agrees and it looks like we have our first match of the night.

All we can say is that the New Hart Foundation was destroying the Bellas but because they look similar, they took advantage of switching out just before the other would get pinned.  They did this so often that they were constantly on the defensive rather than the offensive.  Before we knew it, the bell rang bringing this one to a 30 minute draw.  Both teams wanted to continue but the ref separated them and sent them all to the back.

In the interview area, Southern Belle says she’s here to explain why she came to Velvet’s aid.  Belle says that Velvet explained early on that she thought things were going sour but didn’t know when and who was going to be made the scapegoat.  Velvet says she reached out to Belle, a former member of the Beautiful People and said that she would request her help.  Belle at first declined thinking it was a trap or swerve of some sort but after watching Velvet get the crap kicked out of her by her (former) teammates, Belle said she couldn’t stand by any longer and had to act.  Velvet, standing next to her, says she is thankful Belle did the right thing and said that she wants to team up and enter the Women’s tag team tournament as a team.   Belle agrees and says they will be known as Southern Sky. 

We go back to the ring for our next match and Adam Rose is already in the ring.  Music hits and, uh oh, out comes Dr. Red Fang.  Fang powerwalks to the ring and immediately attacks Rose.  The bell is quickly rung to get this one started.  Adam Rose fairs a bit better and stays in control for the majority of the match.  Fang, however, must have been holding back because out of nowhere, he went all vicious on Rose.  Fang would repeatedly attack the leg of Rose and even smacked it into the ringpost a few times.  After the 20 minutes mark, Rose could barely stand on it anymore.  Fang then locked in a Spiderweb leglock and after Rose screamed in pain (and called for his Attitude Adjustment partner Abyss who wasn’t there), he tapped out.  Dr. Red Fang got his second win.  Fang started to go after Rose again but out ran Lucas Johnston who, armed with a chair, chased Fang from the ring saving Adam from further attack.  Fang backed up the ramp and cursed and hissed his way to the back.  (24 min)

Back in GM Max McGillicutty’s office, he has with him the Canadians (Drew and the Savior), New Day (Big E and Xavier Woods) and the Band (Dirk Devon and the Axe).  Although New Day won the placement for the top 10, the Canadians were not happy that they didn’t participate and the Band said that due to outside interference, they were eliminated too early.  Each team demands the next shot at the Desperados.  Max says he will compromise and put these 3 teams into a match against each other tonight and the winning team will get the next shot.  They all agreed to that.

North American Champion Kevin Owens makes his way to ringside.  He says he’s throwing out an open challenge to anyone in the NA top 10 for their shot tonight.  Goldust comes out and says he will take the match tonight.  Kevin just demolished Goldust and even though it looked like he took his time, he was never in any real jeopardy.  Kevin gets the 3 count after hitting Goldie with a package sidewalk slam in 17 min.

Undertaker is in the back and with him are the Forgotten (Erick Rowan, Luke Harper & Braun Stromann) and he says that his team needs to see some action tonight.  He’s heard that the Uso’s and Eric Young claim to not be afraid of them.  Tonight, after the dust has settled and EY and the Uso’s are on their backs counting the lights, they WILL be afraid.

We go back to the ring for our next match which is the 3 way fight for the next tag team title shot.  First, the Canadians make their way out.  They are followed by New Day and finally, the Band.  Both the Canadians and the Band teamed up and instantly eliminated New Day.  The Band then went to town and in a matter of minutes, eliminated the Canadians.  It looks like the Band – The Axe and Dirk ‘the Pick’ Devon will be getting the next title shot at the Desperados. (10 min)

In the back, A-Team members Adrian Neville and Antonio Cesaro say they are throwing out a challenge to the Ascension for their spot in the top 10 tag team rankings.  They know that the Ascension has to accept and say that not only are they the 6 man tag team champions, they will eventually become the World Tag team champs as well.

Elsewhere in the back, Magnum Kone is pacing and he says that finally, he is getting the rematch for the Hardcore title.  The Stache, the coward that he is, finally is giving him the match he desires.  Magnum says that if he does not win tonight, he will never fight for the Hardcore title again.

We go back to the ring and making their way out first are the Undertaker and the Forgotten.   Jimmy and Jey Uso and Eric Young make their way out but Undertaker directs them to attack before they can even get in the ring.  For the first 15 minutes of the match, the Forgotten were destroying everything in their path.  After a 3 minute triple team, the Uso’s and EY took over the control of the match and put the Forgotten on the defensive for the rest of the match.  Undertaker was not happy and just as Jey was going for a pin, Undertaker walks over and rings the bell.  He holds up a document saying that he can, at any time, for one match only, be a guest timekeeper.   Undertaker says the match has reached the time limit and tells the ref to call this one a draw.  The ref does and the Forgotten attack the Uso’s and EY once again beating them down.  Undertaker calls to them and they leave the ring.   (30 min draw according to the Undertaker)

Back in the interview area, the Stache says he’s finally going to take care of Magnum Kone and will never have to worry about him ever again.

We go back to the ring for our second to last match of the night with The Ascension being challenged by Neville & Cesaro from the A-Team for their spot.  The A-Team comes out first and then are followed by Konnor and Viktor.  Both teams went balls to the wall and beat the holy hell out of each other…any idea for how long?  30 minutes.  Yep, we got ourselves another time limit draw.  The Ascension retain their spot.

Max comes out to address the crowd.  He says that it’s been a long time since he’s seen this many time limit draws and said that he will make sure that our main event does not end that way.  Max says that there will be no time limit for the match and there will be a winner.  He announces the challenger first and out comes Magnum Kone – the King of Cones accompanied by his ‘lackeys’ Haagen and Daas.  They stay on the outside as Magnum climbs in.   Music hits and out comes the Hardcore Champion the Stache.  Stache is accompanied by the World tag team champions El Chango and Leon Teremoto.  The Desperados each take one side of the ring and Haagen and Daas take the others.  Max announces that the rules for tonight’s hardcore match will be a Lights Out rules match.  After about 3 minutes in, the challenger took the fight to the champ and the Stache struggled for the remainder of the match.  Both Desperados and Haagen and Daas got involved but due to this being a no DQ match, nothing could be done.  Towards the end of the match, Magnum just hit Stache with the popsicle and just as he was going for the pin, the Desperados jumped in with chairs and began beating Magnum down.  When Haagen and Daas tried to help, they took chairshots to the head for their efforts.  The Stache tells his team to leave the ring.  He circles Magnum and steps over and locks in the handlebar (camel clutch).  Magnum could not escape and ends up passing out.  The ref awards the match and the win to the Stache. 

Suddenly, the lights go out and 5 seconds later when they come on, the Stache is laid out in the ring but no one is there.  Max is on the ramp looking around for who it could be but there are no clues.  I guess we will have to wait to see if anything comes from this.

Thanks for reading.  Stay Tuned for more.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2016 – #437

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  GM Max McGillicutty let us know beforehand that today’s show was going to be packed so instead of him wasting time talking, he was going to let the action speak for itself.

The show begins with a CSWA tournament to create placements for it’s top 10.  The superstars appeared on stage and the show began with 10 people starting and every few minutes, another 5 would be sent to the ring.  A very interesting piece of information was that newly moved member Kurt Angle was the #1 pick (Angle is no longer managing the Varsity Club) and he had a fantastic run.  The final three came down to Angle, Shield member Roman Reigns and X-Factor member Austin ‘the Man’ Aries.  Angle nails Aries with an Angle slam and then Reigns nails a superman punch sending Aries over the top rope and eliminating him.  Angle then hits a dropkick to the back of Reigns and he goes over the top and hits the floor.  Kurt Angle, the #1 entrant, becomes the #1 contender for the CSWA World title.  Angle is already making his presence known.   (40 min)

Max is in his office with the Enforcers – AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels and Samoa Joe.  Max tells them they are in action tonight but not as a team but individually.  They didn’t seem to mind.

Charlotte Flair makes her way to the ring but before she can start talking, the Beautiful People (Angelina Love, Madison Rayne and Velvet Sky make their way out and stand at ringside.  They ask Charlotte where her “backup” is and Charlotte says “right behind you”.  Making their way to the ring are Becky Lynch, Sasha Banks and Bayley.  Charlotte introduces them as the “New Four Horsewomen”.  The four of them are attacked by the Beautiful People but are quickly dispatched.   Charlotte challenges them to a match later and BP accept.  That will be our main event.

AJ Styles comes out for his match and he is taking on Seth Rollins from the Shield.  Seth started off strong but AJ took the match to him.  The longer it went on though, the more Rollins battled back.  Shield member Dean Ambrose made his way out but did not interfere.  It was enough to throw AJ off his game.  After stunning him with a mild curb stomp, Seth nails a Pedigree Facebuster.  Rollins hooks the leg (and the tights) and gets the 1-2-3.  Rollins raises his arms in victory and leaves with Ambrose.  (17 min)

Max says that two new women performers will be making their debut tonight.  In fact, they are up next.

Eva Marie makes her way to the ring.  Her opponent, Maria Kanellis makes her way to the ring.  Both women are new to the HWF and CSWA and this promises to be a top notch match.  Maria totally owned this match but try as she could, she couldn’t get the pin.  Eva Marie kept her chances alive with every kick out.  Finally, Maria throws Eva Marie into the corner and nails a Bronco Buster.  That was all she wrote for Eva.  Maria pulls her into the middle of the ring and makes the cover to get the win.  Maria celebrates to a mixed reaction from the fans and then leaves.  (23 min)

Magnum Kone calls out the Stache and says he wants his rematch.  Stache comes out and says that Magnum is just a loser and doesn’t deserve anything.  He gets to start back at the bottom and can work his way back up.  Max comes out and says that at the next show, Stache gets to defend his title against Magnum in a rematch.

The Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel) say it is time for them to earn a shot at the belts that were taken from them – the World Tag Team titles and tonight they take on the Varsity Club.  Starbuck tells Bo and Swagger to bring their A-Game.

Roman Reigns makes his way to the ring and is told that tonight he is taking on Samoa Joe.  Joe makes his way out and seems to be in a bit of a better mood.  Reigns starts off with a deadlift powerslam but Joe hurls Reigns out of the ring.  Dean Ambrose runs down with a chair and blasts Joe with it causing the DQ.  Joe then hurls Dean out of the ring and stands tall with the chair.  (30 seconds)

Max comes out and tells Dean to stay there as he is up next.  Max asks Joe to leave the ring and not to interfere even though he has every right.  Joe says he is the better man and leaves.  Dean’s opponent is Christopher Daniels.  Daniels stuns Ambrose with Death Valley driver and a double knee gutbuster.  Ambrose shakes it off and hurls Daniels out of the ring.  He then nails a suicide dive and he and Daniels crash hard into the ringside barrier.  Daniels looks to be out cold.  Ambrose took his time but eventually made it back in the ring just before the 10 count.  Dean Ambrose wins this one via countout in only 90 seconds.  Samoa Joe then ran down blasted Ambrose with a chair before he scampered away from the ring.  Joe and Daniels stood tall in the ring.

Roving reporter Clarkus Kentus lets us know that Larry Morton has been released from the hospital.  Clarkus says that Dr. Red Fang is insane and is a danger to those around him.  Who knows who his next victim will be.

The Varsity Club (Jack Swagger and Bo Dallas) make their way to the ring.  Music hits and out comes the Steel Curtain to the biggest pop of the night.  They high five the fans and they get into the ring.  All 4 men shook hands but before the bell could ring, the Ascension (Konnor and Viktor) hit the ring and destroy the Steel Curtain.  By the time the ref was able to get control, the damage was already done.  The bell rang and the Varsity Club definitely had an advantage over their opponents.  The Steel Curtain tried to hold their own but the damage done to them was just too great.  Jack Swagger nails Buzz with a gutwrench suplex and that takes all the air out of his lungs.  Starbuck is kicked off the ring by Bo Dallas.  Jack makes the cover and gets the pin.  The Varsity Club are victorious.  As they leave, the Ascension hit the ring again and demolish the Steel Curtain once again.  Viktor takes a mic.  “Ohhhhhhh what a rush.  Ha ha.  But you know, the LOD did have some great one liners.  The Steel Curtain are nothing but posers and like the pond scum they are, they got what was coming to them.”  Konnor takes the mic.  “Steel…more like plastic…or paper; they crumble and fall apart when REAL athletes show them what’s what.  Maybe we’ll leave them alone and let them nurse their wounds.  But soon, real soon, we’ll meet in the ring and then…” Viktor takes the mic “…You’re DONE! Haha”.  They then leave the ring as medics come out to check on Buzz and Starbuck.  (15 min for the match; 20 min for the segment)

Max says that he knows that the Steel Curtain will want revenge and makes the first match for our King of the Ring PPV – The Steel Curtain vs the Ascension.

Another quick tournament is held to help determine the top 10 for the tag team titles.  This one was done elimination style.  The champs, the Desperados, the Steel Curtain, the Canadians (the Savior and Drew the Canadian Love Machine) and the Varsity club were not in this one.  The Ascension dominated everything until a battered and bruised Steel Curtain came out and attacked and helped eliminate the Ascension.  They then chased them to the back swing chairs wildly.  The last remaining team getting the win was New Day members Xavier Woods and Big E.   (15 min) 

In the back, a bruised and battered Steel Curtain and the Canadians met with Max complaining about not being included in the tournament.  Max says the Steel Curtain were not up to the match (Starbuck did say that they were well enough to kick the Ascensions asses) and the Canadians just lucked out.  The Canadians ask for a shot at New Day’s opportunity and Max says it will happen at the next show.  He looks at the Steel Curtain and tells them to take some time off, recup and then come back. 

It is time for the main event.  The Beautiful People (Angelina Love, Velvet Sky and Madison Rayne) come out first but they point out it’s only the three of them.  That means Charlotte has to leave one of her friends behind.  Charlotte comes out with Bayley, Sasha Banks and Becky Lynch.  Sasha Banks agrees to sit this one out but will be at color commentary.  The Beautiful People immediately attack but the bell rings and the ref gets everything under control.  The Horsewomen take over and school the veterans.  Lots of tags from the Horsewomen kept the Beautiful People confused.  You could tell that Angelina and Madison were getting upset with Velvet taking such a beating that they had to keep rescuing her.  Velvet ended up succumbing to an Exploder Suplex from Becky Lynch.  The Horsewomen get the win.  They celebrate briefly and then leave.  Madison and Angelina get really pissy at Velvet and Angelina hits Velvet with the Lights Out.  They turn and leave her behind in the ring.  As Velvet struggles to get to her feet, an unlikely superstar comes out to help her.  Southern Belle makes her way to the ring and ends up helping her up and it seems like an uneasy alliance has just been created.  Belle helps Velvet to the back bringing this one to an end.

Stay tuned as there is more happening and we’ve only scratched the suface.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2016 – #436

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  It is great to be back up and running and our fans just keep clamoring for more. 

Today’s show begins with GM Max McGillicutty making his way out to address the audience.  Max says that he is starting off with a whopper of an announcement.  He says that the February PPV, formerly known as Warzone will undergo a name change.  This February, the PPV will be known as “King of the Ring” and the main event will see a new “King” be crowned.  There is also one more change.  The October PPV has been Wargames and this year, it will be Halloween Havoc.  After Max took a second to catch his breath,  Prestige Inc. member King Damian Sandow comes out.  Sandow reminds Max that he is the one true King.  Max agrees with Sandow and says that the winner of the tournament will fight Sandow for the rights to the King moniker and that person will be eligible for a future World Champion match.  Max tells Sandow that he and Magnus will be in action tonight.  Sandow smiles and leaves.  Max leaves the stage and pyro goes off to start the show.

Our first match of the night is tag team action.  A new team is debuting and on the Omegatron, it reads “The Tide is Ryzing” and out comes the team of Travis (Dark Storm) and Terra Ryzing.  The two ignore the fans and get laughed at as they make their way to the ring.  Their opponents, Primo and Epico, the Colon’s, make their way to the ring.  The Ryzing Storm attacks the Colon’s and the match begins.  This one went a long way with the Colon’s owning the match for a whopping 26 minutes.  Finally, Dark Storm and Terra got on the same page and destroyed the Colon’s for a solid two minutes.  After Travis dropped Epico with the Dark Storm, he tagged out to Terra who destroyed Epico with a tilt a whirl backbreaker.  He superkicks Primo of the apron and then makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  Ryzing Storm gets their first win at the 29 minute mark.  The fans boo them as they leave.

In the interview area, Prestige Inc (Sandow, Magnus and Reid Rothchild) are there in force.  Sandow and Magnus say they are ready for their match and Reid says he has a match tonight.  They do not care who; they just want a match.

We go to the ring for our next match which has Charlotte Flair taking on Beautiful People member Velvet Sky.  Sky was accompanied to the ring by her teammates Angelina Love and Madison Rayne.  Charlotte started off by ramming Velvet into the steel steps injuring her knee.  The Beautiful People tried to interfere but the ref was on top of his game.  Charlotte ends up trapping Velvet in the Figure 8 and Velvet taps out.  Angelina and Madison hit the ring and attack Charlotte.  After beating her down, Velvet hits Charlotte with the Beauty Mark.  The Beautiful People leave Charlotte beaten and broken in the ring.  As they walk off, Charlotte gets up and says that if the Beautiful People want to attack in force, she will have her own muscle to back her up next show.  Love tells her to bring it.  (8 min for the match; 15 for the segment)

The Shield (Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose) say that they are ready to work their way back up to the 6 man championship and they’ll start tonight with the Enforcers.

Back in the ring, the Nigerian Wraith is being challenged for his spot for the World title.  The man challenging him…Kane.  There really wasn’t much to this match as Kane destroyed the Wraith.  He toyed with him for about 10 minutes and finally, he climbed to the top rope and nailed a top rope clothesline.  Kane made the cover and got the easy 1-2-3.  Kane moves over to the World title scene and the Wraith moves over to the IC title scene…a title held by his tag team partner Sonic Blade.  (11 min)

The Elitist Champion Reid Rothchild makes his way to the ring but tonight, his title is not on the line.  His opponent is Steel Curtain member Buzz Steel.  Buzz starts off the match with hitting the Buzzkill and from there, he owned the match.  Reid tried to recover but failed miserably.  Buzz ends up wiping the mat with Reid and gets the pin after hitting a german suplex.  Buzz Steel has just qualified for a title match for the Elitist Title.  (10 min)

Drew, the Canadian Love Machine and the Savior say that they will accept the match against Prestige Inc and they will show why they are the premier tag team in the HWF and CSWA.

The Shield make their way to the ring first.  Music hits and out comes the Enforcers – AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels and Samoa Joe.  This one was another massacre.  The Shield completely destroyed the Enforcers.  Samoa Joe’s heart wasn’t in it and after he got tagged in, he really didn’t put up much of a fight.  Roman Reigns ends up destroying Joe with a Spear and a quick 1-2-3.  The Shield move up in the rankings for the 6 man titles.  (9 min)  After the match, AJ and Daniels tried to get Joe to open up but Joe was just depressed. 

Lucas Johnston is being interviewed and he says that what Dr. Red Fang did to Larry Morton was reprehensible.  If Fang feels the need to fight, Lucas says he’ll give him that fight.

It is time for our main event.   First, the Canadians (Drew and the Savior) come out first.  They are then followed by King Damian Sandow and Magnus.    Prestige Inc. took the match to their challengers but the Canadians would not quit.  Half way through the match, Drew and the Savior took over the match and scored multiple pin attempts but the quick work of Prestige kept their match alive.  This went on for a full 30 minutes.  Just as the match was winding down, Drew started blasting Sandow with rapid chops.  His Lordship, in an act of desperation, dropped Drew with a double arm neckbreaker.  The bell rang bringing this one to an end before Sandow could make the cover.  All four men stared at each other but were too tired to continue the battle.  The show then came to an end.

Stay tuned as there is more coming.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2016 – #435

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  GM Max McGillicutty has promised that today’s main event will complete the top 10’s for all of the HWF’s titles (World, Intercontinental and X-Division).  That will take place in a battle royal.  Those who stick around the longest will be placed into respective line ups that will offer the best quality matches.

Our show kicks off with the debut of two new women wrestlers.  First, Naomi makes her way to the ring and gets an ok pop.  Her opponent Alexa Bliss makes her way to the ring.  The two shake hands as the bell rings.  Both women vied for the fans approval throughout the match.  This one surprisingly went on for quite a long time and finally came to an end after Alexa nailed a moonsault knee drop onto Naomi.  She made the cover and got the 3 count.  Both women, exhausted, shook hands as they left the ring.  (28 min)

GM Max McGillicutty “interrupts” the broadcast saying that due to some strategic plans he has in store for certain wrestlers, Kurt Angle was granted a trade back to CSWA and Big Show was moved to the HWF in his place.  Max says that Big Show will be part of the main event’s battle royal.

We head back to the ring for the debut of a male wrestler.  First though, his opponent Lucas Johnston (no longer ‘lukewarm’ as he’s actually getting a reaction now from the fans) makes his way to the ring.  Main lights go out and alternating white and red flashes illuminate the arena.  Max’s newest addition, Dr. Red Fang, makes his way to the ring.  While we know absolutely nothing about Dr. Red Fang, he completely tore up Lucas Johnston.  It was a bloodbath (minus the blood).  Dr. Red Fang ends up getting the win with the ‘Vampire Lunge’ in 13 min.  After the match, Larry Morton tried to interview the good Dr. 

Larry:  “Dr. Red Fang, you are new here but we know nothing about you.  What can you tell me about yourself?

Fang:  “I don’t get paid enough to answer your questions.”

Larry:  “Are you even going to bother answering my questions?”

Fang:  “If you have questions, ask that fool over there.”

Larry:  “Well, you certainly are rude!”

Fang:  “Yell at me again and I will choke you out!  Dr. Red Fang doesn’t answer questions; I break bones.”

Larry:  “Now just a minute here…”

Dr. Red Fang then attacks Larry Morton and hits him with the Vampire Lunge and then chokes Larry out on the ground.  4 referees run out and have to pull Fang off of Morton.  Uh Oh, Morton is spitting blood.  Medics are out with a stretcher and they take Larry to the waiting ambulance in the back.  As the medics are rushing Larry to the back, Dr. Red Fang attacks again and dumps Larry off the stretcher.  He picks Larry up and then launches him, head first, into the side of the ambulance.  Now, security is there and they herd Dr. Red Fang out of there, hissing and snarling.

We cut to the interview area where we see the Steel Curtain.  Buzz and Starbuck Steel address the comments made from the last show by the Ascension.  Starbuck says he’s wrestling tonight in singles competition but at any time they want a tag match, they’re willing.  Buzz then speaks up and says that the Ascension like to talk crap when no one is around to confront them.  If they want a fight, they will not be hard to find.

Time to go back to the ring for our next match.  “The King of Cones” Magnum Kone is taking on Steel Curtain member Starbuck Steel for placement.  Magnum brings a bag of ice cream to the ring and makes like he’s going to share it with the fans but then pulls it away and laughs at them.  Before the match could begin, Kone’s stooges Haagen and Daas attack Starbuck beating him down for Kone.  The ref “Honest Abe” sends the stooges away from the ring.  Magnum is not happy about that and goes on the offensive.  Starbuck then starts to battle back and take the match to the King of Cones.  Both men attempted for a pin numerous times but towards the end of the match, Starbuck’s partner Buzz Steel makes his way to the ring.  Buzz takes the container of ice cream sandwiches and hands them to the fans much to the dismay of Magnum.  Magnum turns to yell at Buzz but then turns around and shoves an ice cream sandwich into his mouth.  Magnum is pissed and turns and Starbuck hits him with the “Buck U” (neckbreaker).  Starbuck makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  Magnum is pissed and tries to go back after Starbuck but he and Buzz take off through the crowd handing out the remaining ice cream sandwiches as they go.  Magnum eventually leaves the ring.  (21 min)

We cut back to Max in his office and he drops another bombshell saying that he will be creating a new division (and titles) for a Women’s Tag Team division.  Once all the newest performers debut, the teams will be set up and the tournament will commence.

                                                          

US Champion Phat Sol makes his way to the ring.  He thanks the fans for their support and looks forward to representing them as a (not THE) people’s champion.  He is interrupted by Heath Slater.  Slater says that he has been left off many a top 10 and isn’t given a chance to even show his stuff.  Slater asks Phat Sol if he’s going to be a snob of a champ or will he be a man and grant him a title shot right here and now.  Phat looks to the fans and they applaud.  Phat says it’s on.  This is a pretty close match but the champ was definitely more dominating.  At the 7 minute mark, Phat nails the “Phat’s Enough” and gets the 3 count.  Phat Sol is victorious in his first title defense.  He celebrates with the fans before heading to the back.

GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that it is time for the main event.  This will be used to fill in the blanks for the World, Intercontinental and X-Division titles.  Max has the entire roster of the HWF come out to the stage.  Max then takes 10 people at a time and sends them to the ring.  The match begins with people trying to get a leg up on everyone else.  After 5 people were eliminated, he would send another 5.  This was done until everyone (CJ did NOT participate as he is hitting the gym training) got in the ring.  The final 3 people in the ring were D’Von Dudley, Ethan Carter III and Big Show.  Try as they might, D’Von and ECIII could not eliminate the Big Show.  Show blasted D’Von with a knockout punch that sent him over the top rope to the floor below eliminating him.  Show then chokeslammed ECIII twice and then picked him up like a rag doll and disposed of him easily.  Big Show wins the tournament and will be the top contender for the HWF World title.  All the others, depending on how well they survived, would be placed evenly in the different lineups.  The show comes to an end with Big Show calling out for Bray Wyatt.  Wyatt comes out and stands on the stage.  The two stare daggers at each other as the camera fades to black bringing this one to an end.

After the camera quit rolling, Bray hit the ring and attacked Big Show but Show just shrugged him off.  Show tells Bray to get in the ring and give him a match but Bray says he’s not ready just yet.  Show then suggests a tag team match and tells Bray to get himself a partner.  Bray calls out Hardcore Champion the Stache who makes his way to the ring.  Show says he’s digging into his past (HWF and CSWA past that is) and bringing out someone whom he held the tag team titles with before.   Music hits and out comes Kane.  Looks like we have an impromptu match.

The Triple Crown champion starts off against Kane.  Bray hammers Kane with clubbing fists and Kane slams him.  Bray swings away with more clubbing fists and Kane slams him again.  The Stache then slides a chair into the ring and then distracts the Big Show.  Show starts chasing the Stache around the ring.  Kane slams Bray again but Bray, seeing the chair, connects with a lifting side slam on Kane right onto the chair.  He then quickly discards the chair.  The ref goes to make the count and gets to 3 before Big Show can run in for the save.  Bray Wyatt and the Stache get the win but it is short lived as Kane and Show trap the two in the ring.  Kane nails the Stache with a Chokeslam from Hell and Big Show nails the Cutting Edge on Bray.  Bray and the Stache leave quickly as Kane and Big Show celebrate with the fans sending them home happy.

That’s all we have for now.  Stay tuned.

Editor’s Note:  The characters below are all made up.  If someone is not listed below, please consider them “real”.

‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild

‘Luke Warm’ Lucas Johnston

Buzz Steel

CJ

Daas (jobber for Magnum Kone)

Dirk “the Pick” Devon

Drew, the Canadian Love Machine

Dr. Red Fang

El Chango

GM Max McGillicutty

Haagen (jobber for Magnum Kone)

Leon Teremoto

Magnum Kone

Mr. Wrestling #5

Nigerian Wraith

Phat Sol

Sonic Blade

Starbuck Steel

The Fiend

The Savior

The Stache

The Axe

Cactus Jackie

Gardenia Blue

Jupiter Jane

Ravishing Raquel

Southern Belle

Taylor Bella

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2016 – #434 – Welcome to 2016

Welcome everyone to our first newsletter of the 2016 season.  All of the HWF and CSWA hope you had a very Merry Christmas and will have an outstanding new year. 

GM Max McGillicutty comes out and thanks everyone for their support in 2015 and promises that 2016 will continue to expand the brands reach all over the world.  Max then says that he is in the works to bring in more new talent as the year progresses and will continue to enhance the roster.  He then adds that not all of the performers in their respective top 10’s got the title shots they deserved.  In an effort to give everyone who is due a title shot receives it, they will be mixed in via a tournament.  Finally, he says that a fan has sent in her renditions of Madame Jade, Taylor Bella, Magnum Kone, the Stache and CJ.  They were shown on the Omegatron for the audience live and watching on TV to see.  When done, the artist received an ovation.  Max then departs the stage as pyro goes off to kick off the show.

A gong sounds and the lights go out and the Undertaker makes his way down to the ring.  Taker gets in the ring and immediately complains about how John Cena cheated to win their match (even though Taker did most of the cheating).  He feels that he is still the only person who can dethrone the Triple Crown Champion Bray Wyatt.  He adds that he holds the key that will give him the advantage and introduces “The Forgotten”.  Music changes and out comes 3 new wrestlers.  They make their way to the ring and Undertaker introduces them as “The Forgotten”…the humongous Braun Stroman, Luke Harper and Erick Rowan.  Undertaker says that Bray once led these three but then only thought about himself and left them behind.  Bray then opted to align himself first with the Ascension and now with the Desperados basically saying these three men mean absolutely nothing to him.  Undertaker says he is going to unleash them on the HWF and CSWA and heaven help anyone who gets in their way.

The Forgotten are in the first match of the night and their opponents make their way out.  Robbie E, ECIII and Rockstar Spud are in the house.  The Forgotten practically destroyed their opponents with such ferocity we haven’t seen in quite a while.  The three newcomers demolished their opponents and even injured Ethan Carter III early on after a triple powerbomb through a table.  It took him almost 15 minutes to recover but he eventually rejoined the match…not that he really helped at all.  After rejoining the match and was just getting destroyed, he made a hot tag to Robbie E who entered only to get caught in a spinning side slam by Luke Harper.  Harper makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  The Forgotten then beat down on Robbie E, ECIII and Spud for a few moments before hurling all 3 from the ring.  The Undertaker gets back in the ring and tells the world that the Forgotten are here…for blood.  (24 min)

John Cena is in the back and sets the record straight that he defeated the Deadman at his own game and that he should be the one to take on Bray and dethrone him.  John says that if the Undertaker is looking for another fight, he doesn’t have to look far but since he has 2 wins over Taker, he should be getting the next title shot at Bray.

A vignette airs from the one and only Hashtag:  CJ.  “First and foremost the #hashtag would love to thank his little socialite for following and supporting him...and second he would like to humbly apologize for NOT taking care of the pedophile and the lip beaver when he had a chance and as he promised....cj is very disappointed in himself and to his millions of little socialites all around the world....but rest assured the #hashtag is not satisfied with his performance and is hitting the gym, the streets and the mat........ he will spend a little more time refocusing and a little less time talking.....actions will speak louder than even his words #hashtag out” ... CJ drops the mic as the picture fades.

We head back to the ring for our next match.  Charlotte Flair vs Madison Rayne.  This one was pretty even with neither woman giving an inch.  Madison lands a standing Shiranui and then turned and gloated to the audience.  Charlotte got to her feet and then threw Madison into the corner.  She then began laying in multiple chops to Madison’s chest and then after winding up, she hit a chop that sent Madison flying over the top rope.  Madison lands on the floor and her eyes are all bugged out and she seems freaked out and then backs away from the ring resulting in her getting counted out.  Charlotte gets the win via CO.  (6 ½ min)

We cut to Max’s office and he says that tonight’s main event will be the Ascension taking on the Dudley’s in a Hell in a Cell.  Neither team is expecting this so he’s already keeping the wrestlers on their toes.

Time to go back to the ring for the 3^rd match of the night.  Attitude Adjustment (Abyss & Adam Rose) vs the Enforcers (Ryback & Mark Henry).  Former CSWA World Champion Samoa Joe did not accompany his teammates.  The Enforcers overwhelmed Abyss and Rose.  There must have been some serious anger issues going on as Henry and Ryback dismantled the AA and after Henry splashed Abyss in the corner with a body avalanche, he made the cover and got the 1-2-3.  The Enforcers take home a solid win.  (21 min)

The Ascension are being interviewed and they say that they will deal with the Dudley Boys and then will take on the Steel Curtain.  Konnor warns the Starbuck and Buzz Steel to stay out of their business tonight or there will be hell to pay.  MJ, still wearing a neckbrace, leans over and says “HELL to PAY.”

New Day vs the X-Factor is up next.  Xavier Woods, Big E and Kofi Kingston held their own against the team comprised of AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels and Austin Aries.  The X-Factor controlled the tempo of the match but New Day stayed right with them.  AJ gets injured at the hands of New Day but Aries and Daniels held their opponents at bay until AJ was able to recover.  He still sat out for about 8 minutes at the insistence of Aries.  Finally, AJ is back in and drops Xavier with a Springboard Face Smash.  Kofi runs in for the save and Aries makes his way in to the ring.  After a few minutes of brawling, Aries nails Kofi with a slingshot corkscrew press and as Daniels and Styles take out Big E and Xavier, Aries gets the 1-2-3.  The X-Factor get the win in this fairly close match.  (23 min)

The Dudley’s say that the Ascension reign of stupidity comes to an end tonight.  Bubba says that Viktor and Konnor survived their PPV match but tonight, in Hell in a Cell, the Road Warrior wannabees will be put to rest once and for all.  D’von leans in and says “Testifyyyyyyyyyy!”

Back to the ring for more action leads us to our next match with The Band vs the Varsity Club’s Jack Swagger and Bo Dallas.  Dirk and the Axe started off strong but then for whatever reason, they started to bicker.  This allowed Swagger and Bo to beat down on their opponents.  About 15 minutes into the match, Dirk walked out leaving the Axe alone in the ring.  Jack Swagger then hit Axe with the Oklahoma Stampede and got the pin.  Axe immediately rolled out of the ring and charged to the back. (16 min)

Max notes that Leon Teremoto has been moved from the CSWA to the HWF so that he can officially be part of the Desperado team.

It is time for the Main Event:  The Ascension vs the Dudleys in a Hell in a Cell match.  The cage is lowered and encompasses the ring.  The Dudley’s come out first.  They are then followed by MJ, Viktor and Konnor.  MJ gets on the mic and explains how this will go down.  First, they will destroy whatever mythos surrounds the Dudley’s and then will finally move on.  These two had a drag down, all-out war against each other.   This battle went on for over 70 minutes.  Right off the bat, The Dudleys crush Konnor against the cage putting him out of commission.  Viktor held his own until his partner had recovered enough to get involved again.  Both teams used the cell as a weapon and by the time 30 minutes had elapsed, all 4 were wearing crimson masks.  And still they fought.  At one point, D’von pulled out a table and set Konnor up on it.  Viktor took him out and then hit a huge powerslam on Bubba on the table just as Konnor rolled out of the way.  We thought these two put everything they had into the match and then they just surprised us by turning it up a notch.   D’Von got slingshot into the cage.  Bubba set Viktor up for a Bubba Cutter but Konnor ran over and ate it on behalf of his partner.   Viktor then hit Bubba with the Psycho Cutter.  Viktor rolled over and draped an arm over Bubba.  The ref counted 1…2…3.  The Ascension win this one in 72 minutes of pure Hell.  MJ celebrates on the outside yelling “I told you so”. 

With that, our first show of the New Year comes to an end.  Stay tuned as things are only getting started.