HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – #407

We come to you with a news flash hot off the presses. 

Gardenia Blue, with permission from owners, after finding more anomalies, requested from the owners that everything be shut down for the rest of the month so that she can conclude her investigations.  This just so happens to coincide with the announcement from GM Max McGillicutty that he is giving the ENTIRE roster the rest of the month off paid.  He says that they made so much money from the Clash of the Champions PPV that those who wrestled got bonuses and everyone else gets to ride those coattails and will get to enjoy some time off.  We will pick back up at the beginning of October.

See you then.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – #406

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  GM Max McGillicutty says that there is a plan in the works and he will unveil it at the next show once all the “t’s are crossed and the “I’s” are dotted.”

The show begins with a continuation of the IC tournament bracket.   First out is New Day’s Kofi Kingston taking on the Desperado’s El Chango.  El Chango really turned up the fire in this one and kept Kofi on the defensive for the majority of the match.  Kofi then grabbed a chair in hopes of smacking El Chango with it but the Stache ran down and superkicked the chair right into Kofi’s face.  Stache throws Kofi back into the ring.  El Chango climbs the ropes and nails a shooting star press.  He makes the cover and gets the 3 count at the 12 minute mark.  The fans do NOT like the path the Desperados are on and were vocal about it.  Stache and El Chango brushed them off.

The X-Factor’s Austin Aries calls out the Elitist Champion Reid Rothchild and he is accompanied by his wife Ravishing Raquel.  Aries says he is officially putting his name in the hat for that title.  Alberto el Patron comes out and says that he also exemplifies Amazing (hence part of the A-Team) and also wants to put his name in the hat.  Adam Rose, Buff Austin, Ethan Carter III, the Axe, Alexander Rusev and Wade Barrett all come out and say they want part of it.  Max comes out and says he’ll have another battle royal to determine who gets the first shot.  That begins now.  Buff Austin very surprisingly took out Austin Aries.  Adam Rose was on fire after eliminating Ethan Carter, Buff Austin and finally Alberto el Patron.  Adam Rose will be first in line for a shot at the Elitist Title.  Reid Rothchild then runs down and beats Adam Rose down and stands over him holding his title.

This just in…the marketing team for the HWF and CSWA were just notified by the teams from ConAgra Foods (Slim Jim) and Betty Crocker (Fruit Roll ups) that they were ending all contracts and agreements with the Stache and El Chango citing unsportsmanlike conduct.  I guess that gravy train for the Desperados is now over.  I’m sure they will not be happy about that.

We go back to the ring for the next IC title lineup match with Stardust taking on Sami Zayn.  Stardust comes out and says he will defeat Zayn or he will ask for a transfer to the CSWA.  For 7 minutes, Stardust started off strong but then Zayn started to kick it up a few notches.  Zayn seemed to get faster the longer the match went on.  Zayn then hits Stardust with a three quarter nelson suplex and that put the nail in the coffin for Stardust’s HWF career. Zayn gets the win and Stardust will now be moved to the CSWA.

In the back, The Desperados are given the news and then they begin blaming everyone and realize this all started when they lost the tag team titles (and when CJ didn’t lose his job).  Stache looks at the camera with an evil look on his face and says that the Steel Curtain and CJ HAVE to go.

Next in the IC title hunt is Bobby Roode vs Tyson Kidd.  In just 7 minutes, Bobby crushes Kidd with a back suplex.  Tyson needed to be helped from the ring.  Bobby Roode moves on.

Jupiter Jane says she would give Madame Jade the next shot but Cactus Jackie has been whining a lot and says she has to be next in line.  Jade says that she will challenge Jackie and if she beats her, she wants to be next in line.  Jane agrees.

We only have 2 qualifying matches for the IC title left.  Tyler Breeze vs Sonic Blade is up next.  Breeze started off just overwhelming Blade but as time went on, Blade found his groove and surprised the hell out of Tyler.  As Blade kept on improving, Tyler kept failing.  Tyler did battle back at the end.  Tyler nailed a sunset flip and tried to pull Blade down.  Blade instead managed to lean in and lock in a reverse cradle and secure the win.  Sonic Blade pulls out an upset win and moves on while X-Division Champ Tyler is sent home.  (25 min)

Cactus Jackie vs Madame Jade is next with the winner getting the next shot at Jupiter Jane’s Diva’s title.  This was a short match that saw Jackie grab a chair and the ref immediately disqualified her.  Madame Jade gets the next title shot.  (7 min).  Jupiter Jane comes out and says she made a mistake.  It wasn’t Jackie that was next in line, it was Spider Violet.  OOPS.  Jade isn’t happy about it and says she’ll wrestler Violet right now.  Spider comes out and starts to beat down on Madame Jade for several minutes and then takes a breather. She looks at the camera and points to her head, presumably showing how smart she is and then she turns around and Jade locks in the Jade Breaker and Spider ends up tapping out.  Madame Jade gets her second win (7 min).  It looks like Jupiter Jane doesn’t have much choice anymore.

In their first match up as a team, the Varsity Club (Jack Swagger, Bo Dallas & Frankie Kazarian) try their luck against the established A-Team.  Alberto sat out most of the match due to the fact he wrestled earlier.  Cesaro and Neville held their own against the Varsity Club. Frankly, I think the A-Team was just leading them on with the hopes that they were doing well.  Alas, they weren’t.  After toying around with them for about 20 some odd minutes, Alberto tags in and hits a scoop powerslam on Bo Dallas and hooks the leg for the 1-2-3.  The A-Team are victorious.  (24 min)

It is time for the main event and final placement for the IC title tournament.  First, the Scorpion Warrior Sting comes out and then is followed by Brethren member Kane.  Kane is accompanied to the ring by Bray Wyatt.  Wyatt tells Sting it’s not too late to join them and once again become a member of Wyatt’s Warriors.  Sting respectfully declines. Bray says ‘OK’ and then leaves.  Sting explodes out of the corner and immediately takes the match to Kane who was not prepared for this onslaught.  Sting nailed the Stinger Splash 3 times and Kane just fell to the mat.  Sting locked in the Scorpion Deathlock and Kane had no choice but to tap out.  Sting gets the win in relatively short fashion. (4 min).  Sting then gets on the mic and says that he is NOT entering the tournament but says he wants a shot at whomever wins the IC title via the tournament.  The fans pop for him as the show comes to a close.

Stay tuned as there is a major announcement coming.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – Issue #405

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Looks like we have an action packed card tonight which will include qualifying matches to see who makes it to the IC title tournament.  We will also have a battle royal that will include all the 3 man teams to see who will survive and take their team to a match against the Brethren (the Ascension & Kane).  There will also be a contract signing between Brock Lesnar and Samoa Joe tonight.  We know the Brethren are here.  Will Bray also be?

Our first match is a qualifier and it will be CJ taking on Uhaa Nation.  CJ comes out with a mic as he makes his way to the ring.  “You know I was gonna come out here tonight.......talk a little crap, call out the owners, maybe even pick up a few these women in the audience......then I realized after that epic match with The Rock, being there laid out on that mat......taking a couple days to nurse my wounds, I realized that CJ is here for a reason, to change the game in the sports entertainment business, my business, and my business includes the IC CHAMPIONSHIP....AND SPEAKING OF BUSINESS......THERE ARE 2 WHO SHOULD BE MINDING THEIR OWN and yes I'm talking to you Landing strip and El Cheeto.....these 2 clowns have 0 business.....I mean absolutely no business in the CSWA\HWF running their mouths like someone actually cares to hear them speak, or even watch them wrestle....so I strongly suggest you shut you little pie holes before I fill them with lefts and rights.....CJ has proven time and time and time again that he will not back down or quit.....CJ has been a winner and a loser, he's been beaten bruised by the baddest men in all of sports entertainment and he is still here!!!!!! Make no mistake CJ has also handed out his fair shares of whippins too......CJ has earned his respect!!!!!! So Max, I know your back there in your office watching this.....take note CJ is here to stay and is going to earn his way to the top!!!!!! CJ OUT!!!!!!” (drops the mic)

Uhaa Nation makes his way out for the match.  This one was pretty even until the Desperados (the Stache and El Chango) ran down to the ring and attacked CJ resulting in a DQ.  CJ battled back and after grabbing a chair, he chased the Desperados from the ring.  CJ moves on in the tourney. (7 ½ min)

In the back, GM Max McGillicutty reprimands the Desperados for their attack on CJ.  The Stache says that if Max had fired CJ, none of this would be happening.  Max says the Desperados need to blow of some steam so he is putting them in a match against the Ascension and the winner will get the next title shot at the Steel Curtain.  That seems to appease them…for now.

Next on the card is Main Event Buff Austin vs Buzz Steel for X-Division placement.  Buzz was destroying Austin and Buff tried to leave a few times but Buzz kept bringing him back in.  Buzz would beat Buff down and Buff would try to leave but Buzz just wouldn’t let him.  The last time Buff tried to walk out, Buzz went after him (like he’s done all match) and Buff ended up hurling Buzz right into the steel post.  Buff then kicked Buzz repeatedly against the steel steps.  He finally rolled Buzz back in and hit the 3 inch punch.  He then rolled him up (and with a hook of the tights) and got the 1-2-3.  Buff skyrockets up the rankings for the X-Division title and Buzz drops.  (24 min)

Roving reporter Larry Morton catches up with the Fiend and asks if he will once again team up with the Miz to reform the Mizfits.  Fiend says that it’s been a rough couple of months and is taking some time off to heal some wounds.  He doesn’t know about the Miz.  The Miz, arrogant as he is, has earned his respect and now he needs to think about his (Fiend) future.

Next up is Dirk ‘the Pick’ Devon going up against the Varsity Club’s Frankie Kazarian.  In only 15 minutes, Dirk eats a spin kick from Frankie and drops to the mat. Frankie makes the cover and gets the pin.  Dirk is now out of the running for the IC title and Frankie steps up.  (15 min)

In the back, the Ascension are told they are fighting the Desperados tonight.  Viktor says “Again?   We’ve beaten these schmucks over and over.  What do we have to do to finally be rid of them?”  Bray comes over and says Viktor is talking a mighty big game over the team who took their tag team titles away.  Bray says that if the Ascension want to continue to represent Wyatt’s Brethren, they have to continuously fight to prove they belong there.  Konnor tell Bray not to worry and they will prove they are the team to back Bray.

The next qualifying match is up with Starbuck Steel taking on Wade Barrett.  Steel, one half of the tag team champs, really took the match to Barrett who underestimated his opponent.  After Starbuck stunned Wade with multiple uppercuts, he rolled Barrett up with a small package (there may have been some tight pulling - for leverage purposes only) and he gets the 1-2-3.   Starbuck moves on in the tournament.  (15 min)

We move right on to the next qualifying match with Prestige Inc.’s Magnus taking on Mike Bennett.  In just 12 minutes, Magnus gets the win after kicking Bennett in the midsection and rolling him up for the pin.

Madame Jade is ecstatic that Jupiter Jane agreed to have her first title defense against her.   She says she will give it her all and do everyone proud.

Madame Jade makes her way out first and then is followed by her tag team partner and the Diva’s Champion Jupiter Jane.  Just as the match began, both Ravishing Raquel and Taylor Bella ran out and attacked the team.  The ref ends up throwing the match out but Max comes out and instead makes this a tag team match.  Jade seems a bit disappointed.  This one went 24 minutes and did not look good for the team of Taylor/Raquel.  They were totally schooled and Raquel ended up abandoning Taylor.  It only took a few minutes after that for Madame Jade to slam Taylor’s head into the (exposed) corner turnbuckle and make the cover to get the 1-2-3.  Madame Jade and Jupiter Jane win this one.  Madame Jade asked Jane if she would still give her a match and Jane says “of course”.  They then leave.  (24 min)

GM Max McGillicutty comes out and first introduces the HWF World Champion Brock Lesnar.  Brock comes down with the contract in hand.  He signs it and then leaves before Joe makes it down.  Max seems confused.  CSWA World Champion Samoa Joe then comes out and signs the contract making their match official.  Max says this match will happen at Wargames.  All of a sudden, the Ascension and Kane hit the ring and attack Joe.  The Enforcers, Ryback and Mark Henry run down to even the odds and the Brethren bail.  Joe promises that the Enforcers will make it to the finals and will be the ones to beat the holy hell out of the Brethren and take their titles.

In the back, Kurt Angle and the Varsity Club say they are ready for some action.  Kurt says that the Varsity Club will take on anyone, anywhere.  Alberto el Patron and his A-Team members Antonio Cesaro and Adrian Neville walk over and say they’ll accept.

We are back in the ring hosting a battle royal for all the 3 man tag teams and the winner will take his team to Wargames and challenge the Brethren for the 6 Man titles.  In this 30 minute battle, there were multiple double eliminations as well as teammates facing off.  Alberto el Patron eliminated Adrian Neville and AJ Styles over Christopher Daniels.  Before being eliminated, Daniels was squaring off against Eric Young who actually bolted over the top rope when Phat Sol came down and chased him from the ring. Also to note, Magnus didn’t participate in this and was replaced (for this only) by the Hardcore Champion Magnum Kone.  Kone actually made it all the way to the end but then got ousted by Samoa Joe. Joe gets the win and the Enforcers will then challenge the Brethren for the 6 man titles.  (30 min)

It is time for the main event with the Ascension taking on the Desperados.   The winner of this match will get the next title shot against the champs the Steel Curtain at Wargames.  This one ends up going to a 30 minute battle and the Ascension were KILLING the Desperados.  After the match came to an end, a very pissed off Stache grabbed a chair and started beating the holy hell out of Viktor and Konnor.  Kane and MJ came down to make the save.   I am sure these two teams will have a rematch soon.

With that, the show comes to an end. Stay tuned for more action.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – Issue #404

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Today’s show begins with the Desperados walking in.  The Stache says he’s not happy they are being brought back early since CJ still has a job but they too have a job to do and they are here to do it.

The first match of the night is the Desperados (The Stache and El Chango) taking on the Band (The Axe and Dirk ‘the Pick’ Devon’).  Right off the bat, you could tell the Desperados’ heads were not in this match.  The Band beat them all around the ring.  Frustrated by the fact they could not figure things out, El Chango left the ring, grabbed a chair and blasted Dirk Devon with it causing the DQ.  The Band wins this one and the Desperados walked out very pissed off.  (13 ½ min)

‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild walks out with a bag in hand.  He takes a mic and says that Prestige Inc. needs to go back to the way things were.  He says that King Damian Sandow and Magnus are going to concentrate on the tag title scene and Reid will bring his Elitist title out of mothballs.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that if Reid is going to parade around with that ‘thing’, then he will be required to ‘defend’ it.  Reid says that there is no one on his level worthy and music hits and out comes ‘the Man’ Austin Aries.  Aries nods and he walks by Max and makes his way to the ring.  Aries takes the mic from Reid and says “How about taking me on for size?”   Aries stared at Reid who ended up backtracking out of the ring and made his way backwards up the ramp never taking his eyes off of Aries.

Jupiter Jane makes her way out to the ring and says she is pleased to represent the Diva’s division.  She introduces her partner Madame Jade and says that for standing by her all this time, she will have her first title defense against Jade.  Jade is happy and they both hug. 

Our next match is up with Solomon Crowe and Kalisto making their way to the ring.  Music hits and over the loudspeakers blares “Whaaaasssaaaap” and out comes the Dudley Boys (Devon and Bubba Ray).  The crowd pops huge for them.  Kalisto and Crowe totally went toe to toe with the Dudleys.  Both teams took the fight to each other and it was pretty evenly matched.  At the 21 minute mark, Kalisto started to get frustrated and grabbed a steel chair.  Bubba runs in and knocks the chair out of Kalisto’s hands.  Devon joins in and together, he and Bubba nail a 3D on Crowe on the steel chair. Devon makes the cover and gets the win.  After the match, all 4 men stared at each other but ended up shaking hands.  (21 min)

In the interview area, newcomer Phat Sol explains why he is here.  Phat Sol is the uncle to Madame Jade and after Eric Young insulted her, he had to come to the aid of his niece.  However, EY doesn’t seem to want to meet him like a man but hides like a coward.  All of a sudden, EY runs in and attacks Phat Sol and throws him into the storage area and kicked him a few times before running off laughing.  The interviewer helped Phat Sol up and he took off after EY.

Our next match is ‘Main Event’ Buff Austin taking on the Nigerian Wraith.  This was at first was painful and boring to watch.  The fans actually started to chant ‘boring’ and Austin took great offense.  He decided he’d had enough and walked off but the Wraith went after him and really turned it up a few notches.  The Wraith then proceeded to beat the snot out of Buff.  Buff would battle back and show why he earned the nickname ‘Main Event’.  The Wraith then took over and hit a slingshot suplex; followed it up with a kimura and then hit a strikeout headbutt.  The Wraith made the cover and got the 1-2-3.  Buff Austin tried to throw a tantrum but no one paid attention to him so he just left.  (25 min)

Back in his office, GM Max McGillicutty is meeting with CJ.  CJ says that he’s almost ready to be cleared for the return to the ring and wants to put in for his rematch clause for the Hardcore title.  Max says that’s not exactly best for business.  Max says that he has plans in place where he feels CJ will play a more important role.  He then leaves the room and CJ is sitting there looking confused.

Max heads to the ring and then calls down Brock Lesnar and asks him to bring the IC title with him.  Brock comes down and gets in the ring.  Max says that he has a contract drawn up that will put Brock in a match against Samoa Joe.  Brock says that he wants clarification that both World titles will be on the line and then the winner gets Bray Wyatt for the Undisputed title.  Max trades the contract for the IC title.  Brock looks at the contract but nothing is filled out.  Max says that Joe is not here and they will have the contract signing soon.  Brock looks pissed but Max sends him away.  Max then says that matches will take place over the next few shows and then at Wargames in October, a new IC champion will be crowned.  Max then leaves.

Kurt Angle then comes out and says that the only way that Brock vs Joe for the World titles would be better if it was Angle vs Joe for the titles.  Angle says that he wants a shot at Brock’s World title but that won’t be happening tonight.   Instead, Angle gets to fight someone he says is top echelon in the HWF and introduces Sonic Blade as his opponent for the evening.  Blade says that Angle talks a big game and if he thinks this match will be a cake walk, then Kurt can put his future title shot on the line.  After Kurt stopped laughing, he agreed and the bell rang.  Sonic Blade held his own for exactly 3 minutes and then fell victim to the Olympic Hero.  Unfortunately for Kurt though, World Champion Brock Lesnar made his way to ringside and sat at commentary.  This threw Kurt off his game.  After Kurt had hit Sonic Blade with an Angle Slam, he went out of the ring and got in Brock’s face.  Kurt began poking Lesnar in the chest and Brock fought back.  The ref then rang the bell disqualifying Sonic Blade for outside interference.  Kurt and Brock traded punches a few more times before the suits came out and broke it all up.  (10 min for the match; 15 for the segment)

In our main event, the Miz comes out to defend the US title against Zack Ryder.  This was about as one sided as a match can get.  However, Miz could not get the pin.  Early on, he would try for a pin only holding Ryder down with a finger.  Then it was with his hand and then finally, sitting on him.  Each time, Ryder would keep kicking out.  After almost getting the win after hitting a missile dropkick, Miz finally wizened up and took the match seriously.  Unfortunately for him, by the time things clicked, it was too late.  This one ended up going to a 30 minute draw.  Miz retains the title but looks a bit foolish for not taking the match seriously.  Miz promises to do better next time.

Just as the show is coming to a close, Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt comes out.  He is accompanied by the Brethren (the Ascension’s Viktor and Konnor and Kane).  Bray says that it doesn’t matter if it’s Angle, Joe, or Brock, Bray will defeat whomever he meets and will be victorious and a triple crown champion.  The Desperados run down and attack the Ascension but they are beat down after Bray and Kane joined in. The Tag Team Champions the Steel Curtain ran down only to be disposed of pretty quick.  Finally, Samoa Joe comes out with the Enforcers and challenges them to a match for the 6 man titles.  Prestige Inc (Sandow, Magnus and Reid Rothchild) then come out and say they want to be in line.  This then brings out all the other 3 man teams all laying claim to a shot at those titles.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that at the next show, there will be a tournament to see who, out of the current top 10, is the most worthy of a title match.  All the men stare at each other as the show comes to a close.

Stay Tuned.  More to follow.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – #403

Hello fans and welcome back to our show.  Our first piece of business is that we were told the Desperados have taken a break and went back to Mexico in protest of CJ still having his job.  GM Max McGillicutty addressed this by saying that he wasn’t happy with it either but CJ is still around and if the Desperados want to stay here, they’d better be back on US soil by next week or it’s possible they’d be in violation of their contracts and could be out permanently. 

Max also says that a match between CSWA World Champion Samoa Joe and HWF World Champion Brock Lesnar will indeed happen once Brock relinquishes the Intercontinental Title.   A tournament will then be held to determine a new champion.

CJ makes his way over to the interview area and says that he is ready…ready to get his hardcore title back from ‘the King of Cones’ Magnum Kone.  Max walks over and says that CJ has not been cleared by doctors and the two of them will indeed have a conversation about this once he is fit to return to the ring.

Our first match of the night includes the debut of our new performer Phat Sol.  He comes out to “Semi Charmed” by Third Eye Blind and just as he’s half the way to the ring, GM Max McGillicutty comes out and stops the music saying they do not have permission to use the music and don’t want to get fined.  Phat Sol continues to the ring to absolute quiet.  The fans show some appreciation by singing some of the lyrics.  Eric Young comes out next and attacks him and the two brawl in and out of the ring.  The ref cannot get control so he just throws the match out.  Suits from the back had to come out and separate the two but Phat Sol grabbed a chair and chased EY to the back.

We go right to our next match which is Konnor from the Ascension taking on Big E Langston from New Day.  Big E took control of the match and even with help from Viktor and Kane, it didn’t help.  They end up getting sent to the back.  Big E gets the pin with a shoulderblock after New Day members Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods came out and distracted Konnor giving Big E a title shot at the World Title.  (24 min) 

Owners Donald Bychowski and Jeff Meyers meet with Max and discuss the Oct PPV.  Max says that Revenge was a good name last year but this year they need to do something never before seen.  Max says that he wants to do a “WarGames” event.  It will be a 2 day event where Day 1 is tag team based and Day 2 is singles/wargames competition.  Jeff Meyers comments “I knew there was a reason we hired this guy.”  Donald Bychowski tells Max to “make it happen.”  All 3 shake hands.

Viktor is next up in singles competition defending his spot against the Nigerian Wraith.  Viktor comes out with Konnor and heads to the ring.  The Wraith comes out next and says he has some ‘bad news’ for Viktor and that is he will be losing today.  Before the match could begin, Konnor is immediately sent away from the ring.  The Wraith took the fight to Viktor and in only 8 minutes, drops him with a massive chop.  Wraith takes the win and puts him in line for the world title shot.  (8min)

Max agrees to let Brock and Joe have a match to determine who will become the only World Champion.  That person will get a shot at Bray’s Undisputed title.

Dolph Ziggler comes out and mocks the Ascension for losing their title shots.  He says he wants to make it a trifecta and challenges Kane for his spot.  Kane comes out and we have ourselves another match.  The two slug it out for a solid 14 minutes with neither giving or taking the lead.  Dolph then reversed an attempted shove down and nailed a jumping elbow smash.  Dolph then drops Kane with a bulldog.  Kane recovers and tosses Dolph out of the ring but he lands on the apron and climbs the turnbuckle.  He then jumps on Kane’s back locking in a sleeperhold.  Try as he could, Kane could not get Dolph off his back.  Finally, Kane succumbed to exhaustion and went to sleep.  Dolph gets the win via sleeperhold submission.   (18 min)

Tyler Breeze says he’s actually next in line for the IC title and if Roode wants the next shot, he has to go through him first.

It is time for the main event with the Miz taking on the Fiend in a Falls Count Anywhere – no time limit match.  Miz comes out first followed by the Fiend.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that there must be a winner and this one doesn’t end until one man walks out with the title.  The two go at it like wild dogs.  They fought all over the place including at the concession stand, the audience and backstage.  These  two held absolutely nothing back.  They beat the holy hell out of each other and used as many weapons at their disposal as they could find.  After battling all over the arena, they finally made it back to the ring.  Both kept trying to slug it out but with each hit, they slowed down more and more.  Finally, after hitting a low blow on the Fiend, Miz nails the Skull Crushing Finale for the finale and the 3 count and Miz becomes the official US Champion.  After the Miz had his hand raised as the victor, Miz walks over and extends his hand to the Fiend.  The Fiend, reluctantly shakes it.  Miz raises the Fiend’s arm and the fans cheer but then they are cut off by new music.

Bray Wyatt is heading to the ring followed by 3 druids.  The druids rush the ring and throw Fiend and the Miz from it.  One of them grabs a mic and hands it to Bray.  Bray says that the house of Wyatt has not been the force it once was but now these three druids have joined forces with him to once again wreak havoc on the world of professional wrestling.  Bray asks the druids to remove their hoods and they are none other than …The Ascension and Kane.  Viktor, Konnor and Kane have now all aligned themselves with Bray.  Wyatt then says that his new following, when teaming with him, will be known as the Brethren.   They will once again exert dominance against everyone and everything.  Bray stands tall with the Brethren behind him and the show comes to a close. 

Stay tuned as there sure is more to follow.  

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – #402 (9.1)

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Our next show, hot off the heels of our extraordinary PPV, begins with a face we haven’t seen in a very long time.  The show starts off with “My Name is Paul Heyman.”  For those not in the know, Paul Heyman is the advocate for Brock Lesnar.  Paul has a mic and is heading to the ring. 

Paul is in the ring and he continues.  “For those of you who were not living under a rock, my advocate the BEAST Brock Lesnar is the NEW HWF WORLD CHAMPION.  Brock, come out here please.”  The newly crowned world champion comes out with his IC title also.  Brock gets in the ring but doesn’t say anything.  Paul starts up again.  “This man, the Beast Incarnate, defeated a man who sat atop the HWF for a long time.  To Bray’s credit, he defeated superstars such as John Cena (boos from the crowd), Sting (cheers) and the likes of the Undertaker (huge pop).  However, as good as he is, he could NOT beat Brrrrrrrock Lessssssnar.  In fact, the champ deserves this time but before I leave, I will leave you with this.”  (Paul starts to sing the following to the tune for the ‘Battle Hymn of the Republic’.)

“Mine eyes have seen the glory of the ending of Bray Wyatt;

Brock has conquered everyone he faced; you wish that’d be erased;

Now Bray Wyatt’s been destroyed; Brock becomes the champ we’re overjoyed;

The Beast Incarnate destroys all.

Glory, Glory Brock Lesssssssssssssnar.

Glory, Glory Brock Lesssssssssssssnar.

Glory, Glory Brock Lesssssssssssssnar.

Brock Lesnar Marches On!

The fans pop huge for Brock but that ends when GM Max McGillicutty comes out.   “Thank you Paul for that fabulous rendition.  Brock, I officially congratulate you on your win.  You deserve nothing less.  However, Bray has said that he will want a rematch and based on his long run as champ, he deserves nothing less.  Bray Wyatt and Brock Lesnar will have a rematch down the line…that is a promise.”  The fans pop again.  “But…the reason I’m out here is in regards to the other title you are carrying…the Intercontinental Championship.  Brock, I give you the choice…you can hold both titles and pull double duty defending both titles whenever you are on a show OR…you can drop the IC title and a tournament will be held to crown a new champ.  The choice…100%...is yours.”  Brock takes the mic from Paul Heyman.  “I am the Beast Incarnate.  I will forfeit the title on only one condition and that must happen first. I want something in return.  I want the chance to show the WORLD that I am THE champion.  I want a match against Samoa Joe.”  Max says “Yes, you and Joe will face off to see who gets a shot at Bray’s Undisputed Heavyweight title.”  “No” Brock corrects him, “you misunderstand me.  I want a shot at the CSWA World title and once I win that, I want to face Bray Wyatt as the ONLY World Champion and then, like I just took his World title, I will take his Undisputed title and hold ALL the gold in this organization.  You make that happen.  If you don’t, I will.”  Brock and Paul Heyman leave and Max is speechless. 

We cut to the back where Bobby Roode is being interviewed.  He says that he has Brock’s number and will go after the IC title first and then the World title after that.  Brock walks over and says Roode doesn’t even compare to a pimple on his ass and is not worthy of his time.  Brock says to go find some schmuck to fight and walks away.  Roode, pissed off, throws out a challenge to the next in line for the IC title – El Chango.

Our first match has our new hire Uhaa Nation taking on Bram.  Uhaa hits the ring first and then Bram makes his way out.  A fan throws a drink at Bram as he is walking by and Bram puts his hands on the fan and yanks him over the railing.  Bram then kicks the fan and then bodyslams him on the ramp.  GM Max McGillicutty runs back out and screams for security.  Max has Bram arrested for attacking the fan and says that he and (most likely) the fan will press charges against him.  Oh, and he is now FIRED and will not be allowed back in to the HWF and CSWA.  He tells security to get Bram the hell out of his building.  Max says that Uhaa Nation needs an opponent and brings out Sami Zayn.  In what turned out to be a complete 180 degree turn from his first appearance, Uhaa beat the holy hell out of Sami for 14 minutes.  Uhaa scoops Zayn up and nails a powerbomb and makes the cover for the 1-2-3.  Uhaa Nation gets his first win.  (14 min)

In the back, Madame Jade is being interviewed talking about her partner Jupiter Jane’s win over Taylor Bella to capture the Diva’s Title and she is interrupted by Eric Young who walks over and tells Madame Jade to shut up and stop taking away time from the REAL wrestlers.  Jade tries to reply but EY pie-faces her and tells her to go back to the kitchen.  All of a sudden, a new wrestler runs over and attacks EY until Eric had enough and ran away.  Madame Jade then introduces her ‘uncle’ from the territory – Phat Sol.  It appears that Phat Sol will be on the CSWA roster.  Sol doesn’t say anything but leaves with Madame Jade.

The Rock is here and is sure to address what happened at the PPV.

Bobby Roode vs El Chango for the IC title spot is next.  El Chango is dominating Roode and in an act of desperation, Roode hits El Chango with a beer bottle resulting in a DQ.  El Chango retains his spot.  The Stache comes out to help his partner who seem to recover pretty quickly.  El Chango says that if Bobby Roode wants to fight Brock so bad, he can have the title shot.  El Chango and the Stache have other business to attend to.  Stache gets on the mic and says that a travesty happened at the PPV and he’s not talking about their loss to the Steel Curtain.  Stache says that CJ did in fact tap out (he saw it on the monitor) but the ref didn’t see it.  He says that CJ still being here is not right and he and El Chango are going to take a break until Max does what is right and gets rid of that asshole once and for all.  Stache and El Chango then leave the ring.  (14 min for the match; 20 total for the segment)

GM Max McGillicutty says that our main event tonight will be Sheamus challenging Kurt Angle for his spot for the world title. 

We go back to the ring for our next match which has Christopher Daniels challenging Leon Teremoto.  Leon was on fire and totally schooled the veteran.  In an act of desperation, Daniels threw Teremoto  out of the ring and then handcuffed him to the ringside railing.  Leon was not able to get free and thus got counted out.  Daniels then ran away as the ref freed Leon.  Leon chased after him.  (12 ½ min)

The Rock then makes his way out to the ring.  Rock asks the fans not to cheer him as he doesn’t deserve it.  He tried to take out CJ and put him away but CJ would not give up.  He put everything he had into this match and it didn’t seem like it was enough.  Rock then called CJ down to the ring.  CJ then limped out and hobbled down to the ring.  You can tell he looked worse for wear.  Rock said that he’d keep it short.  Rock says he still doesn’t like CJ and he still thinks CJ is an ass but the Rock now RESPECTS CJ.  CJ took everything the Rock threw at him and like a man, he didn’t tap out.  Rock says that CJ has earned his respect and feels that everything between them is done…for now.  Rock then leaves the ring and walks up to CJ.  He extends his hand and CJ shakes it.  Rock leaves and CJ has a mic in hand.  “Ice Cream man…I’m coming for what is mine.  It’s time.”  CJ then drops the mic and leaves.

It is now time for our main event.  Sheamus (the #10 seed) is challenging #3 seed Kurt Angle for his spot for the HWF World title.  Sheamus and Kurt were pretty evenly matched.  Kurt caught Sheamus with back to back Angle Slams but Sheamus wouldn’t stay down.  Kurt got distracted as something caught his eye.  Sheamus dug deep and caught Kurt as he was turning around with a Brogue Kick.  Sheamus made the cover and with his feet on the ropes, got the 1-2-3.  Kurt Angle moves down in the rankings and Sheamus moves up.  (8 min)   Kurt is visibly upset and leaves the ring while Sheamus gloats and beats his chest in the ring.  The fans boo. 

With that, the show comes to an end…and Hell has officially frozen over (Rock giving CJ props).  Stay tuned for more action.