Well fans, we were hoping to hear something from the Negronomicon or the Bruiser but nothing as of yet. The one good thing we did get was the promo from MW3. My personal opinion, this is just as good as his “crapping in the yard” of the Undertaker a few years back. If MW3 can pull this off, Shawn Michaels will be in a world of hurt:
“Michaels....thats some tough talk you go there....but that's all it is...TALK. You kicked me through a plate glass window Michaels...well I got news for you Old Man River. I'm not the next Marty Jannety. Hell, I'm not the next Shawn Michaels. I am the one, and only MW3. I made my career kicking the crap outta "legends" like yourself. I put the Undertaker himself on the shelf for a year and ran roughshod over those who would come for the TV and the US titles. I've made bigger men than you tap out to The Spike and the Dragon Sleeper. You have "Sweet Chin Music"? I have the MW3 Superkick, taught to me by the originator of the Super Kick, The One and Only Gentleman Chris Adams. Michaels....you pray before each match. Pray nice and long this time. Pray that the Hell in a Cell breaks my body and my spirit, but if it doesn't, I am going to put you in a world of hurt Shawn. You want my mask Michaels? Okay....I'll put my mask on the line....but I want something equally valuable. You sound so condifent, don't you Shawn....like you going to make me your next Marty Jannety and reviatlize your almost has been career....guess again. You're my stepping stone Shawn. Once I beat you like a mule and your blood paints the ring, you're going to lose what you hold dear. I don't want your career Shawn...I want you to see every day you lace on your boots what I have planned for you.... You win...you get my Mask. I can live with that. But, when I win...I get the services of Whisper (writers note: Whisper was a former Nitro Girl in WCW)....as my manager...Forever. Or at least until I'm done using her for whatever I need doing. That's right Shawn...your wife, managing the next Superstar in this business. How's it gonna feel Shawn, when you're watching from the hospital bed, your wife carrying my titles. Holding the ropes open for me. Carrying my bags? Washing my car. Picking up my dry cleaning. Walking my dog. Being my gopher. Oh, and you won't have a choice Shawn, you'll have to deal with that. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. So what do you say, HeartBreak....ahem....I mean Soon to Be Heart-BROKEN Kid? You got the stones for these kinds of stakes?”
This was definitely another “wow” moment. As soon as this was aired, Shawn was back with a reply:
“Wow. I wasn’t expecting that. You really surprised me there you worthless piece of crap. Going after my wife…that’s low even for scum like yourself. I spoke with Rebecca about this and I told her this was solely her decision. I would not put her in any harm’s way but she said she was a big girl and has every faith in her man to, and I quote here, ‘Kick the holy shit out of him and make him cry for his mommy’. So yes, I accept your terms. The services of the most beautiful woman in the world in exchange for your mask. I will take that mask and proudly display it where everyone can see it and where it causes you the most humiliation. I won’t break your bones, but I will break your spirit and by the time I’m done with you, you will want out of the business. You claim to beat all these “legends”, but you haven’t faced the Showstopper, the Main Event, the Heart-break kid Shawn Michaels. “
This just in…we got a reply from The Bruiser:
“Tommy Dreamer. Your name is synominous with Extreme…Hardcore….Pain. Well, you showed your true colors when for no reason other than your feelings got hurt, you attacked an innocent bystander. That bystander was me and I surely didn’t take kindly to your reaction. You say you want to hurt me..to put me out before my career is even underway? What’s that all about? You want a fight, I’ll give you one. You want to prove your superiority? Prove it to me…in the ring. I may be new to the ring but I am familiar with the business. I know all about you Tommy Dreamer and I plan to make you, as a former co-worker of yours used to say, “just another victim”. You will be my stepping stone. I will prove my worth and before you know it, you will be begging just to be in the same spotlight as I will be in. Once I am done with you, I will start to make myself known and watch as the titles all come my way. I will discard you as one does with the trash. I will see you in the ring.”
We know the Negronomicon will be at the show. Very curious to see what he has in store for the HWF owner.
Monday, August 24, 2009
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Hello folks and welcome back to our newsletter. As of this writing, we wanted to recap interviews with the following people: MW3, Shawn Michaels, The Bruiser, Tommy Dreamer, The Warrior Killer and the Super Warrior.
As of this writing, only Shawn, Dreamer, WK and SW have provided us with any information. Our interview with Michaels came first:
“You know, I’ve been around for years. I’ve run with the dirtiest players in the game. Heck, I’ve even been a dirty player (well, maybe I still am). I’ve had my share of opponents but one person stands out amongst them all….MW3. You are like the splinter you can’t get out. You are an irritating, frustrating no good son-of-a-…well, you know. Last week when I superkicked you through that window like I did to my old partner Marty, I thought I’d get you out of my hair once and for all. Like an annoying little nat, you keep coming back. What is it going to take to put you down you old dog? The answer will shock you…the Hell in a Cell. I’ve done this before with some of the best and now you get to learn the hard way when I introduce you to the unforgiving steel of the cell. I will make sure you become intimate with it and may even learn to love it. You will be taught the meaning of respect and knowing your place here. The cell will be your end. In fact, I think it’s high time we finally get a chance to see what is under that mask. What do you say? Besides an ass kicking I will be giving you, what will it take to put your mask on the line? Now, I’m sure you’re going to try to come up with something you think is clever ‘put your career on the line’ or something stupid like that. I hope you are as intelligent as you claim to be. Give me something to work with. If not, we will do things the hard way. The choice is yours. You can still back away from this with what little dignity you have left. Maybe go run to a 3rd world country where no one knows you and salvage what little career you have left. Otherwise, your option is to meet me in the Cell and take your punishment like a man. Let’s see what you have to say about that.”
All I can say is WOW. Michaels was in rare form when he cut this promo. I hope MW3 will have a response worthy enough.
Next on our list we had this from Tommy Dreamer:
“I am sick of all these newbies coming in trying to make a name for themselves at the expense of the veterans of this business. Well, I am sick and tired of this. It ends here. Bruiser, or whover the hell you are, I will not become an statistic for you to build a career on. I will beat the holy hell out of you and send you back packing wherever you came from. “
Short and sweet. We’ll see if the Bruiser has a response.
The Warrior Killer (fka Handsome G) and his former partner (but never really a friend) the Super Warrior will collide in an epic battle where one will walk away with the rights to the name of “Warrior”. The Super Warrior has stated that “with the power of the warriors now and then in my corner, I will reign supreme. I will put to rest any concerns of a warrior killer and teach this upstart the truth behind the Warrior.” To that, the Warrior Killer replied with “Warriors who have come and gone have no bearing. Only what is here now matters. I will finish you off and send you to join those fallen losers to which you can then become their “super” king and live off in your merry little world. “
In a huge surprise, the Negronomicon has agreed to show up at the Donnie B Fan Fest to accept the invitation from his former friend and arch-enemy Donnie B. William Regal will be on hand to ensure everything runs the way it should. More to follow……
As of this writing, only Shawn, Dreamer, WK and SW have provided us with any information. Our interview with Michaels came first:
“You know, I’ve been around for years. I’ve run with the dirtiest players in the game. Heck, I’ve even been a dirty player (well, maybe I still am). I’ve had my share of opponents but one person stands out amongst them all….MW3. You are like the splinter you can’t get out. You are an irritating, frustrating no good son-of-a-…well, you know. Last week when I superkicked you through that window like I did to my old partner Marty, I thought I’d get you out of my hair once and for all. Like an annoying little nat, you keep coming back. What is it going to take to put you down you old dog? The answer will shock you…the Hell in a Cell. I’ve done this before with some of the best and now you get to learn the hard way when I introduce you to the unforgiving steel of the cell. I will make sure you become intimate with it and may even learn to love it. You will be taught the meaning of respect and knowing your place here. The cell will be your end. In fact, I think it’s high time we finally get a chance to see what is under that mask. What do you say? Besides an ass kicking I will be giving you, what will it take to put your mask on the line? Now, I’m sure you’re going to try to come up with something you think is clever ‘put your career on the line’ or something stupid like that. I hope you are as intelligent as you claim to be. Give me something to work with. If not, we will do things the hard way. The choice is yours. You can still back away from this with what little dignity you have left. Maybe go run to a 3rd world country where no one knows you and salvage what little career you have left. Otherwise, your option is to meet me in the Cell and take your punishment like a man. Let’s see what you have to say about that.”
All I can say is WOW. Michaels was in rare form when he cut this promo. I hope MW3 will have a response worthy enough.
Next on our list we had this from Tommy Dreamer:
“I am sick of all these newbies coming in trying to make a name for themselves at the expense of the veterans of this business. Well, I am sick and tired of this. It ends here. Bruiser, or whover the hell you are, I will not become an statistic for you to build a career on. I will beat the holy hell out of you and send you back packing wherever you came from. “
Short and sweet. We’ll see if the Bruiser has a response.
The Warrior Killer (fka Handsome G) and his former partner (but never really a friend) the Super Warrior will collide in an epic battle where one will walk away with the rights to the name of “Warrior”. The Super Warrior has stated that “with the power of the warriors now and then in my corner, I will reign supreme. I will put to rest any concerns of a warrior killer and teach this upstart the truth behind the Warrior.” To that, the Warrior Killer replied with “Warriors who have come and gone have no bearing. Only what is here now matters. I will finish you off and send you to join those fallen losers to which you can then become their “super” king and live off in your merry little world. “
In a huge surprise, the Negronomicon has agreed to show up at the Donnie B Fan Fest to accept the invitation from his former friend and arch-enemy Donnie B. William Regal will be on hand to ensure everything runs the way it should. More to follow……
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Hello fans, as of this writing, we still have not heard from the Negronomicon. Well, he has until Saturday 7/18 to reply and if not, then things will definite hit the fan (for him anyway).
In a reply to the Super Warrior’s post, Handsome G had this to say: “One thing is know for sure ALL Warriors eventually go down, it is just a matter from who and when. I introduce you to the Warrior Killer and I will end Super Warriors time on earth the next time we meet. Handsome G no longer exists; you will now know me as the Warrior Killer. "
Well, ok. I know these two will be schedule to meet soon. We are finalizing the wrestling show that Donnie B is funding and it will be a real doozy. Donnie B has stated that he has enough to cover 2 shows so we will be hosting our shows back to back right here….in Colorado Springs, Colorado. (cheap pop) Here are the matches we have scheduled so far (this is shaping up to be a PPV quality show):
Show #1
MW3 taking on Shawn Michaels in a Hell in a Cell match.
Edge and Christian will also have their match for the IC title. This was supposed to be a cage but we figured since the Cell will be up, their match will take place after the MW3/Michaels
John Morrison and Chris Daniels defending the Tag Team titles against Cryme Tyme
The Bruiser will be taking on Tommy Dreamer
John Cena vs. CM Punk
Mick Foley has agreed to put the North American title on the line against Sting.
Booker T (in his new home) will take on Chris Jericho for the CSWA US Title.
Randy Orton is going to take on Bobby Lashley again. This time, it will be a no DQ/CO match. Whoever wins will gain a shot at Batista’s TV title.
Carlito takes on Shelton Benjamin to determine the #1 contender for the Intercontinental title.
Show #2
Undertaker, Khali and Angle will have a 3 way fight for the Undisputed Championship.
The Warrior Killer vs. the Super Warrior for the right to carry the name of “Warrior”
Jay Lethal has accepted a challenge from Charlie Haas for the X-division title.
Santino will defend the Cruiserweight title against MVP. The stipulation is still in place that if Santino gets counted out or DQ’d, he will lose the title.
Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiasi Jr will take on the team of Scott and Rick Steiner. If the Steiners lose, Rick has agreed to quit wrestling and Scott will become the manservant for Rhodes and Dibiasi.
Big Show takes on Abyss in a cross-promotional match.
A battle royal will be held with all HWF and CSWA superstars. The winner of the Battle Royal will win a world title shot at any time he wishes.
Hurricane Helms takes on Elijah Burke to become the #1 contender for the X-division title.
We are hoping to have a reply from the Negronomicon before the show this weekend so we know the future of the business.
***News Flash***
William Regal and Jeff Meyers had spoken and they pointed out that the CSWA is NOT part of the lawsuit brought up by the Negronomicon. There may be a glimmer of hope yet.
In a reply to the Super Warrior’s post, Handsome G had this to say: “One thing is know for sure ALL Warriors eventually go down, it is just a matter from who and when. I introduce you to the Warrior Killer and I will end Super Warriors time on earth the next time we meet. Handsome G no longer exists; you will now know me as the Warrior Killer. "
Well, ok. I know these two will be schedule to meet soon. We are finalizing the wrestling show that Donnie B is funding and it will be a real doozy. Donnie B has stated that he has enough to cover 2 shows so we will be hosting our shows back to back right here….in Colorado Springs, Colorado. (cheap pop) Here are the matches we have scheduled so far (this is shaping up to be a PPV quality show):
Show #1
MW3 taking on Shawn Michaels in a Hell in a Cell match.
Edge and Christian will also have their match for the IC title. This was supposed to be a cage but we figured since the Cell will be up, their match will take place after the MW3/Michaels
John Morrison and Chris Daniels defending the Tag Team titles against Cryme Tyme
The Bruiser will be taking on Tommy Dreamer
John Cena vs. CM Punk
Mick Foley has agreed to put the North American title on the line against Sting.
Booker T (in his new home) will take on Chris Jericho for the CSWA US Title.
Randy Orton is going to take on Bobby Lashley again. This time, it will be a no DQ/CO match. Whoever wins will gain a shot at Batista’s TV title.
Carlito takes on Shelton Benjamin to determine the #1 contender for the Intercontinental title.
Show #2
Undertaker, Khali and Angle will have a 3 way fight for the Undisputed Championship.
The Warrior Killer vs. the Super Warrior for the right to carry the name of “Warrior”
Jay Lethal has accepted a challenge from Charlie Haas for the X-division title.
Santino will defend the Cruiserweight title against MVP. The stipulation is still in place that if Santino gets counted out or DQ’d, he will lose the title.
Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiasi Jr will take on the team of Scott and Rick Steiner. If the Steiners lose, Rick has agreed to quit wrestling and Scott will become the manservant for Rhodes and Dibiasi.
Big Show takes on Abyss in a cross-promotional match.
A battle royal will be held with all HWF and CSWA superstars. The winner of the Battle Royal will win a world title shot at any time he wishes.
Hurricane Helms takes on Elijah Burke to become the #1 contender for the X-division title.
We are hoping to have a reply from the Negronomicon before the show this weekend so we know the future of the business.
***News Flash***
William Regal and Jeff Meyers had spoken and they pointed out that the CSWA is NOT part of the lawsuit brought up by the Negronomicon. There may be a glimmer of hope yet.
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Hello and welcome back to our next installment of the wrestling newsletter. As of this writing, we are still waiting on a response from the Negronomicon but in true fashion, he is taking his sweet time. One delay I know of is former acting GM Tony Graham (a close and personal friend of the Negronomicon although I have no idea why) was recently laid off from his full-time job. This writer wishes Tony the best in all his future endevours. Now, if he’d only stop being friends with “N”…….
There is someone else who still has a beef with the Negronomicon: Scott Steiner. Steiner hasn’t forgotten about the vicious attack in Mexico. Steiner will not be letting this one go so we better hope that Donnie B can get things straightened out so that this feud will continue.
In other news, at Wrestlemania, we announced the newest addition to our roster – The Bruiser. The Bruiser was none to happy the way he was disrespected by Tommy Dreamer at the PPV so he has asked for a match against the hardcore legend. Dreamer said he didn’t care so once we get this stuff figured out, this match will take place. I have requested an interview with the Bruiser but he is still in the process of settling in and will get with me as soon as time allows.
New HWF North American Champion Mick Foley also taped an interview stating that he was lucky at Wrestlemania when he walked out as the champ. He said that Joe put up a huge fight but in the end, he was the better man and walked away with the title. Shortly after taping this interview, Foley was on his way home from leaving the studio when his car was struck by a pick-up truck knocking him and the car silly. Joe gets out of the truck and yells “Take that you stupid BITCH.” Mick was taken to the hospital where his injuries were treated. Thankfully, due to his large stature (or maybe he’s jus t big-boned) his injuries were minor. Now, Donnie B gave me a note stating that Joe is indefinitely suspended without pay. “Samoa Joe has become restless and totally out of control ever since Mick joined the HWF and initially challenged him for his belt. I don’t know why Joe is treating Foley this way but we will have none of it. From this point, Joe, you are hereby suspended without pay until a committee is formed and decides on a proper punishment for this heinous act. “ Joe surprisingly came into the studio to give his reply: “I will not sit around while you discuss my actions in a committee. You want to suspend me? Fine. You want to take away my livelyhood, NOT FINE. If you think for a minute others will take my place, my…spot, if you will, that will not happen. I don’t care if I’m suspended or not. I will reign down terror and destruction as I see fit. I will make everyone fear the name Samoa Joe. That, you can take to the bank.” After he finished taping his interview, he promptly destroyed the set. He actually PUNCHED a camera and it exploded in a shower of shrapnel. Fortunately, Joe did not see the second camera that was also taping this. Joe was seen wiping his blood across his face and muttered “Destruction…here I come.” That was almost as freaky as the Abdullah vignette from earlier this year.
Next in the lineup is the saga between Handsome G and the Super Warrior. SW was pissed that Handsome G did not come in for the save and G basically told him he couldn’t stand working with a retard as his partner. He got fed up and didn’t care if he lost the belt. He had to get away from the retard. SW attacked G and they both brawled until the “suits” got involved and broke it up. This led to Regal coming out and accusing both men of being unprofessional. “Listen you miscreants, you want to settle this, you do it in the ring. As soon as we are back live, the two of you will have a match and settle your differences in the ring. G pie-faced SW before walking away. Super Warrior recorded a vignette for us to air:
“Hear me normals! This night I speak to one NORMAL in particular. A normal who fancies himself to be a Handsome G. I assure you, he is nothing of the sort! What he really is, is a NORMAL fool who was given the trust of the Super One. A Warrior's trust is his bond, his BLOOD bond, and the fool turned his back on it. Now the normal fool has incurred the unstoppable wrath and righteous fury of the Super Warrior! A blood bond broken will be paid for in blood, your blood Handsome Fool and after, me and my Warriors will bathe in it in celebration!” Strong words from SW. Lets see if he can back it up.
The on-going saga between MW3 and Shawn Michaels isn’t close to being over. MW3, satisfied with his win over Regal decided to focus his attention on the “brat”. Michaels caught up with MW3 after he lost his match with Batista and brawled briefly before superkicking MW3 through a plate glass window. I am sure MW3 will have something to say.
William Regal also stated that going forward for any of Santino’s matches, if he gets intentionally counted out or disqualified, he will lose the Cruiserweight title.
John Cena is back and well and will take on CM Punk at the next show.
Booker T had expressed an interest in being traded to the CSWA. Donnie B, Jeff Meyers and GM William Regal all decided that the trade will happen. Booker T goes to CSWA and in return, the HWF gets….Shawn Michaels. I guess the feud between these two will now be on the same grounds vs. going cross-promotional. In order to try to mix things up a bit, some other people have been traded. Being united in the CSWA are the Dudleys with Devon making the move over. In his place, Carlito was sent to the HWF. Cody Rhodes was also sent to CSWA in exchange for Big Vis. Golddust and Fit Finley have also traded brands.
Gene Snitsky has parted ways with us and we wish him the best in his future; where ever it leads him.
Undertaker, Khali and Angle will have a 3 way fight for the Undisputed Championship. Angle MUST be pinned in order for him to lose the belt. If Khali or Undertaker are pinned, the belt will not change hands.
The new World Tag Team Champs, Chris Daniels and John Morrison will defend their belts against Cryme Tyme.
Edge and Christian will meet again. This time, in a steel cage. If Edge wins, he regains the IC belt. If Christian wins, he becomes the undisputed IC champion. One last stipulation that has been added is if Edge loses, he leaves the HWF and is traded to the CSWA.
Bobby Lashley was disrespected by Randy Orton when Orton walked out on their match. Lashley was asked if he wanted a rematch. Bobby stated that he wants to continue to make a name for himself so that he can become worthy of a World title shot. Bobby said the decision is up to William Regal as to who his next opponent will be. Regal asked to sleep on it and would let us know.
Randy Orton has issued a challenge to both Batista and the Great Khali. Lets hope the youngster doesn’t bite off more than he can chew.
As a recap, here is our current roster.
CSWA HWF
Kurt Angle (Undisputed champ)
Great Khali (CSWA world champ) Undertaker (HWF World Champ)
Chris Jericho (US Champ) Christian (IC Champ)
Santino (Cruiserweight champ) Mick Foley (NA champ)
Batista (TV Champion) Jay Lethal (x-divison champ)
John Cena Christopher Daniels (1/2 World Tag Team Champs)
Booker T John Morrison (1/2 World Tag Team Champs)
Randy Orton Edge
Jeff Jarrett Shawn Michaels
AJ Styles HHH
Rey Mysterio Samoa Joe
Bobby Lashley Kane
Rhyno Sting
Bubba Ray Dudley Jeff Hardy
Devon Dudley Carlito
Scott Steiner Shelton Benjamin
MVP The Bruiser
Abyss CM Punk
Mark Henry Matt Hardy
Stevie Richards Chavo Guerrero Jr
Tommy Dreamer Handsome G
Donnie B MW3
Rick Steiner Elijah Burke
Cody Rhodes Hurricane Helms
Finley Charlie Haas
Ted Dibiasi Jr Viscera
Negronomicon Golddust
Mike Knox Brian Kendrick
JTG (Cryme Tyme) The Big Show
Shad (Cryme Tyme) Super Warrior
As more develops, we will be sure to report it here first. Thanks for reading and we will be back again soon.
There is someone else who still has a beef with the Negronomicon: Scott Steiner. Steiner hasn’t forgotten about the vicious attack in Mexico. Steiner will not be letting this one go so we better hope that Donnie B can get things straightened out so that this feud will continue.
In other news, at Wrestlemania, we announced the newest addition to our roster – The Bruiser. The Bruiser was none to happy the way he was disrespected by Tommy Dreamer at the PPV so he has asked for a match against the hardcore legend. Dreamer said he didn’t care so once we get this stuff figured out, this match will take place. I have requested an interview with the Bruiser but he is still in the process of settling in and will get with me as soon as time allows.
New HWF North American Champion Mick Foley also taped an interview stating that he was lucky at Wrestlemania when he walked out as the champ. He said that Joe put up a huge fight but in the end, he was the better man and walked away with the title. Shortly after taping this interview, Foley was on his way home from leaving the studio when his car was struck by a pick-up truck knocking him and the car silly. Joe gets out of the truck and yells “Take that you stupid BITCH.” Mick was taken to the hospital where his injuries were treated. Thankfully, due to his large stature (or maybe he’s jus t big-boned) his injuries were minor. Now, Donnie B gave me a note stating that Joe is indefinitely suspended without pay. “Samoa Joe has become restless and totally out of control ever since Mick joined the HWF and initially challenged him for his belt. I don’t know why Joe is treating Foley this way but we will have none of it. From this point, Joe, you are hereby suspended without pay until a committee is formed and decides on a proper punishment for this heinous act. “ Joe surprisingly came into the studio to give his reply: “I will not sit around while you discuss my actions in a committee. You want to suspend me? Fine. You want to take away my livelyhood, NOT FINE. If you think for a minute others will take my place, my…spot, if you will, that will not happen. I don’t care if I’m suspended or not. I will reign down terror and destruction as I see fit. I will make everyone fear the name Samoa Joe. That, you can take to the bank.” After he finished taping his interview, he promptly destroyed the set. He actually PUNCHED a camera and it exploded in a shower of shrapnel. Fortunately, Joe did not see the second camera that was also taping this. Joe was seen wiping his blood across his face and muttered “Destruction…here I come.” That was almost as freaky as the Abdullah vignette from earlier this year.
Next in the lineup is the saga between Handsome G and the Super Warrior. SW was pissed that Handsome G did not come in for the save and G basically told him he couldn’t stand working with a retard as his partner. He got fed up and didn’t care if he lost the belt. He had to get away from the retard. SW attacked G and they both brawled until the “suits” got involved and broke it up. This led to Regal coming out and accusing both men of being unprofessional. “Listen you miscreants, you want to settle this, you do it in the ring. As soon as we are back live, the two of you will have a match and settle your differences in the ring. G pie-faced SW before walking away. Super Warrior recorded a vignette for us to air:
“Hear me normals! This night I speak to one NORMAL in particular. A normal who fancies himself to be a Handsome G. I assure you, he is nothing of the sort! What he really is, is a NORMAL fool who was given the trust of the Super One. A Warrior's trust is his bond, his BLOOD bond, and the fool turned his back on it. Now the normal fool has incurred the unstoppable wrath and righteous fury of the Super Warrior!
The on-going saga between MW3 and Shawn Michaels isn’t close to being over. MW3, satisfied with his win over Regal decided to focus his attention on the “brat”. Michaels caught up with MW3 after he lost his match with Batista and brawled briefly before superkicking MW3 through a plate glass window. I am sure MW3 will have something to say.
William Regal also stated that going forward for any of Santino’s matches, if he gets intentionally counted out or disqualified, he will lose the Cruiserweight title.
John Cena is back and well and will take on CM Punk at the next show.
Booker T had expressed an interest in being traded to the CSWA. Donnie B, Jeff Meyers and GM William Regal all decided that the trade will happen. Booker T goes to CSWA and in return, the HWF gets….Shawn Michaels. I guess the feud between these two will now be on the same grounds vs. going cross-promotional. In order to try to mix things up a bit, some other people have been traded. Being united in the CSWA are the Dudleys with Devon making the move over. In his place, Carlito was sent to the HWF. Cody Rhodes was also sent to CSWA in exchange for Big Vis. Golddust and Fit Finley have also traded brands.
Gene Snitsky has parted ways with us and we wish him the best in his future; where ever it leads him.
Undertaker, Khali and Angle will have a 3 way fight for the Undisputed Championship. Angle MUST be pinned in order for him to lose the belt. If Khali or Undertaker are pinned, the belt will not change hands.
The new World Tag Team Champs, Chris Daniels and John Morrison will defend their belts against Cryme Tyme.
Edge and Christian will meet again. This time, in a steel cage. If Edge wins, he regains the IC belt. If Christian wins, he becomes the undisputed IC champion. One last stipulation that has been added is if Edge loses, he leaves the HWF and is traded to the CSWA.
Bobby Lashley was disrespected by Randy Orton when Orton walked out on their match. Lashley was asked if he wanted a rematch. Bobby stated that he wants to continue to make a name for himself so that he can become worthy of a World title shot. Bobby said the decision is up to William Regal as to who his next opponent will be. Regal asked to sleep on it and would let us know.
Randy Orton has issued a challenge to both Batista and the Great Khali. Lets hope the youngster doesn’t bite off more than he can chew.
As a recap, here is our current roster.
CSWA HWF
Kurt Angle (Undisputed champ)
Great Khali (CSWA world champ) Undertaker (HWF World Champ)
Chris Jericho (US Champ) Christian (IC Champ)
Santino (Cruiserweight champ) Mick Foley (NA champ)
Batista (TV Champion) Jay Lethal (x-divison champ)
John Cena Christopher Daniels (1/2 World Tag Team Champs)
Booker T John Morrison (1/2 World Tag Team Champs)
Randy Orton Edge
Jeff Jarrett Shawn Michaels
AJ Styles HHH
Rey Mysterio Samoa Joe
Bobby Lashley Kane
Rhyno Sting
Bubba Ray Dudley Jeff Hardy
Devon Dudley Carlito
Scott Steiner Shelton Benjamin
MVP The Bruiser
Abyss CM Punk
Mark Henry Matt Hardy
Stevie Richards Chavo Guerrero Jr
Tommy Dreamer Handsome G
Donnie B MW3
Rick Steiner Elijah Burke
Cody Rhodes Hurricane Helms
Finley Charlie Haas
Ted Dibiasi Jr Viscera
Negronomicon Golddust
Mike Knox Brian Kendrick
JTG (Cryme Tyme) The Big Show
Shad (Cryme Tyme) Super Warrior
As more develops, we will be sure to report it here first. Thanks for reading and we will be back again soon.
Wrestling Newsletter Year 4 (2009)_7.1
Hello fans and welcome to our 1st July installment of the newsletter. Basically, owner Donnie B wanted to address the issue brought up by the Negronomicon. Donnie B came down to the ring to a mixture of cheers and booing. Donnie B got on the mic: "Well, as you all know, Negronomicon issued this ultimatum. He wants me to re-do my wedding in exchange for not suing my company. Well, that just isn't going to happen." Some of the fans cheered in favor of Negronomicon. Donnie B continued "But you fans just don't get it. I'm not slamming anyone here but don't you realize that if I don't restage the wedding, he sues us and we get shut down. NO wrestling, no matches, nothing. All of our employees get laid off and everyone is out of a job. With the state of our economy, do you, the fans, feel this is the right thing to do? Let everyone lose their jobs? I don't. " Now, the fans finally realizing that Negronomicon pulled one over on them, started to boo him. "I will not re-stage my wedding. I will NOT bow to the idiotic demands of the Negronomicon. So, effective June 22, 2009 (yes I realize that day has come an gone), we are officially shut down per the Negronomicon's lawyers. Now, I have my own lawyers that are counter-suing Negronomicon for being a dumb-ass. " The fans began to cheer Donnie B. "We will get this straightened out next week. I will be personally funding a show and he and I will have a "confrontation" if you will, in the middle of this very ring. I am calling out the Negronomicon to appear next week for us to settle this once and for all. If he chooses not to appear, then he will be liable for covering all the salaries of all the HWF and CSWA employees. Now, Mr. Negronomicon, I await your response. I expect you to be here next week."
We all know that the fans or the wrestlers do NOT want another shut down to happen so I know that Donnie B will be doing everything in his power to make sure things run the way they are supposed to.
More to follow.....
We all know that the fans or the wrestlers do NOT want another shut down to happen so I know that Donnie B will be doing everything in his power to make sure things run the way they are supposed to.
More to follow.....
Wrestling Newsletter Year 4 (2009)_6.7
We don’t have anything super new to report except this. Negronomicon submitted this letter and asked that it be published for all to read:
From the Desk of Negronomicon
Care of the Law Offices of Blackman, Black and Blacksburg
To The Management of the CSWA and HWF
In the nearly 15 years of wrestling for this company I have patiently tolerated the horrendous working conditions, the shoddy food, and other far less superior wrestling “talent”.
But the recent slight by Donnie B on my invitation to his wedding is, quite frankly, the straw that broke the camels back.
You would think that after 15 years, he would be man enough to set aside our differences (as I was man enough to overlook his many, MANY shortcomings) and extend a gracious invite to me to help celebrate his good fortune. But alas, he reverted to form; a spoiled and sad little man with no personal sense of honor.
I was willing to let that slide, but the more I thought about the blatant unfairness of it, the more the sting of the slap in the face I received stung. So, I decided to show up to the wedding to express myself and to tell Donnie B that he was being selfish and needed to get right with God, in a manner of speaking. However, he had been drinking, and the words escalated, and I had to resort to violence.
In my state of mind, I was so very upset at the way Donnie B behaved, that I allowed myself to be coerced into an ill-advised “I Quit” match. A match that is completely barbaric and so below the level of a caliber wrestler I am. However, I care about the show, so despite an injury I suffered, I wrestled valiantly but was forced to submit.
But this isn’t over. This in fact is just the beginning.
Donnie B still has not apologized for slighting me. Even the fans (who I have the utmost respect for) see that. Donnie B has behaved boorishly and needs to be taught a lesson. Since I have already defeated him numerous times, there is no sense for me to wrestle him and beat him again.
The only way Donnie B can make this right is to wipe the slate clean and do things properly.
It is with that in mind that I have advised my lawyers to file a lawsuit against the HWF in the amount of $250 million dollars. I will also go to court on June 22, 2009 to place a cease operation order on the HWF. When my case is presented, I am certain that the court will see the injustice that was done. At that time, this wrestling company will be finished.
But, it doesn’t have to end that way!
If Donnie B would like to avoid that unpleasantness, he has to do one simple thing.
Donnie B must restage his wedding and install me as the Best Man.
I await his response.
From the Desk of Negronomicon
Care of the Law Offices of Blackman, Black and Blacksburg
To The Management of the CSWA and HWF
In the nearly 15 years of wrestling for this company I have patiently tolerated the horrendous working conditions, the shoddy food, and other far less superior wrestling “talent”.
But the recent slight by Donnie B on my invitation to his wedding is, quite frankly, the straw that broke the camels back.
You would think that after 15 years, he would be man enough to set aside our differences (as I was man enough to overlook his many, MANY shortcomings) and extend a gracious invite to me to help celebrate his good fortune. But alas, he reverted to form; a spoiled and sad little man with no personal sense of honor.
I was willing to let that slide, but the more I thought about the blatant unfairness of it, the more the sting of the slap in the face I received stung. So, I decided to show up to the wedding to express myself and to tell Donnie B that he was being selfish and needed to get right with God, in a manner of speaking. However, he had been drinking, and the words escalated, and I had to resort to violence.
In my state of mind, I was so very upset at the way Donnie B behaved, that I allowed myself to be coerced into an ill-advised “I Quit” match. A match that is completely barbaric and so below the level of a caliber wrestler I am. However, I care about the show, so despite an injury I suffered, I wrestled valiantly but was forced to submit.
But this isn’t over. This in fact is just the beginning.
Donnie B still has not apologized for slighting me. Even the fans (who I have the utmost respect for) see that. Donnie B has behaved boorishly and needs to be taught a lesson. Since I have already defeated him numerous times, there is no sense for me to wrestle him and beat him again.
The only way Donnie B can make this right is to wipe the slate clean and do things properly.
It is with that in mind that I have advised my lawyers to file a lawsuit against the HWF in the amount of $250 million dollars. I will also go to court on June 22, 2009 to place a cease operation order on the HWF. When my case is presented, I am certain that the court will see the injustice that was done. At that time, this wrestling company will be finished.
But, it doesn’t have to end that way!
If Donnie B would like to avoid that unpleasantness, he has to do one simple thing.
Donnie B must restage his wedding and install me as the Best Man.
I await his response.
Wrestling Newsletter Year 4 (2009)_6.6 – Unforgiven PPV Results
Hello fans, welcome back. Well, for those that cared, I got my PC back and will make sure I never leave without it again.
The PPV had to be the strangest thing (kinda like a combination of Six String Samurai, Clockwork Orange and Dee Snider’s Strangeland) I have ever witnessed as both a fan and reporter of professional wrestling.
As soon as this reporter got there, he ran into CM Punk who was fairly upset at not being on the card. I tried to interview him but he refused. John Cena came in next and tried to talk to Punk to calm him down. Punk didn’t want to be calmed down and started a fight with Cena. It ended when Punk hit the champ in the back multiple times with a steel chair. He walked away in disgust.
The evening began with Chris Jericho defending the HWF US title against Rey Mysterio. Jericho came out wearing a very flamboyant robe and Rey came out wearing an outfit that looked like it belonged in a sci-fi movie. Very odd dress for these two. The bell rang and Jericho immediately pie-faced Mysterio. Rey tried to get back at Chris but Chris jumped out of the ring. Jericho made it back in and went right after Rey’s mask. He got it twisted around enough to blind Rey. Jericho then gave a blatant low blow to Mysterio right in front of the ref and was immediately disqualified. Jericho immediately left the ring and was met (for the first time tonight) by William Regal at the top of the ramp. Regal said that Chris, albeit clever, was not starting off the PPV on the right note. For the next time these two meet, and yes, they will, it will be a no DQ/CO match. Jericho complained and said that if he was required to put something on the line, so should Mysterio. This gave Regal a great idea…Title vs. Mask. I’m not sure if this will wait till the next PPV but it will happen sooner rather than later.
The next match on the card was Edge taking on Christian for the HWF IC title. Christian came out to the ring first with a bunch of cheerleaders leading him on and waited for Edge to show up. The music started but there was no Edge. Christian asked the ref to begin the count and if Edge didn’t show up in time, he would lose the match by forfeit. The ref began the count and by the time he hit 7, a bloody, beat-up Edge appeared at the top of the ramp. Somehow he made it down to the ring just before the ref hit 10. As soon as he got in the ring, Christian connected with a One-Man Concerto and got the 1-2-3. This prompted Regal to come out again and accuse Christian of this devious attack. Christian just shrugged and said it wasn’t him. Regal said that once Edge was back in the proper shape, he would get another shot at Christian. Christian didn’t seem worried at all.
The third match of the night was our 1st of 2 “revenge” matches. This one had Donnie B (or DB as he wanted to be called) taking on the Negronomicon (or Honkronomicon as DB called him). DB came down in his sooped up Saturn VUE blaring hip-hop out of the (probably blown) speakers. He got out of the VUE dressed up in his hip-hop attire wearing more gold necklaces than MR. T. ever had. It appears he had a little trouble getting into the ring due to all the extra weight he was carrying around. Suddenly, here comes the Negronomicon on his pink scooter putt-putting up to ring side. It took a few minutes for him to get from the top of the ramp to ringside as the engine in that thing was pretty pathetic. Finally Negronomicon got in the ring much to the adulation of the fans. Donnie B started yelling at them to shut up and that generated some heat for him. The bell finally rings and the two of these guys go at it like 2 people on a stranded island fighting over the last piece of food. DB was punching away on the face of N but N would counter with a nasty clothesline. Suddenly, confetti dropped from the ceiling covering all 3 people in the ring. There is soooo much junk in the ring, the participants can hardly move. The ref calls an end to the match making it a no-contest. DB gets a mic and says “Ok, I have had about enough of this I can take. Regal, you need to come down here to the ring. I want to address you as your BOSS and not as a wrestler.” Regal made his way down to the ring and got in. “William, I want you to know that up until now, I thought you were doing a fantastic job. I don’t know why you decided to bring in these “writers” but I think they are making this product worse than it ever has been. I am executing my EXECUTIVE control and asking you politely to let them go and we can get back to business.” Regal replied “Sir, you gave me total control over the day-to-day operations of both the HWF and CSWA. That makes ME in charge and it was MY decision to do this and I feel they have something to add so I respectfully say NO to your request.” Donnie B came back with “Ok, then I tell you what…They want to make this place into a circus, then I am demanding a match; even a handicap one will suffice. I want these two “writers”, what are their names?” Regal said “Call them Vince and Ed.”. “Ok” Donnie B continued “I want Vince and Ed in the ring with any wrestler in the back. We can do a 3 on 1 match. If I win, they are gone. If any of them pin me, then they stay in place.” William said “Fine. Vince and Ed, I need you to come down here to the ring and bring, oh, let’s say, Mark Henry. Please, if you will, come down here so we can start this match.” Vince, Ed and Mark Henry came down to the ring together. If I’ve never commented on it before, Mark Henry is frickin’ HUGE! The bell rings with Vince and Ed attacking DB but he fights them off. He and Mark Henry have a stare down and then Mark LEAVES the ring. Regal is perplexed and yells at him to go back to the ring. Mark says as he passes by William “Hey, I know who ultimately pays my check” and went to the back. Back in the ring, DB nails Vince with 3 consecutive Lights Out brainbusters. He is done. He then traps Ed and locks him in what must be for a regular person, the worst most painful abdominal stretch anyone has ever seen. Ed screams in pain and yells “I Quit, I give up!” The bell rings and these two are escorted out of the ring and then out of the building. While DB is in the ring celebrating his win, Negronomicon attacks him and tosses him to the floor. He then hits DB with the Black Doom on the concrete. He leaves DB laying there unconscious.
The next match on the card has Handsome G and Super Warrior defending the tag team titles against John Morrison and Chris Daniels. Morrison and SW started the match trading blows back and forth. After not gaining any ground SW tags in Handsome G and Daniels makes his way in. Daniels tries to control the match but Handsome G hits the “Hogan Leg Drop” and almost gets the pin but Morrison makes the save. A quick double-team by the challengers is stopped by the ref. Another double-team on the Super Warrior and he makes the tag to Handsome G. SW is handling things ok but then after another double team on him by the challengers, Daniels hits a piston stomp on SW and Handsome G does not make it in for the save. Winners of the match and NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS – Chris Daniels and John Morrison.
Our next match is our first World title defense with Undertaker taking on Booker T in a Hell in the Cell match. Booker starts off the match by hitting a scissor kick but can’t go for the pin yet. Undertaker connects with a throat lift and Booker hits a flying headbutt. Booker connects with a spinning smash but Undertaker is the first to go to the Cell. He picks up Booker and nails a powerslam into the cage. Another throat lift on Booker but the Book hits the Bookend for a two count. Booker goes to the cell and hits a powerslam into the cage of his own but Undertaker grabs Booker by the head and gives him a continuous face rake across all 4 walls of the cage. Booker immediately screams “Enough, I quit! I give up!” The bell signals the end of the match and the winner and still HWF World Champion – The Undertaker.
Immediately after getting to the back, Donnie B notifies that this was Booker’s last title shot until he earns another one. Booker then asked to be traded to the CSWA. Donnie B said he would check with Jeff Meyers and see what can be arranged. Booker walked off all depressed.
Our next match is the second World Title match with John Cena defending his CSWA World title against the Great Khali. Cena hits a reverse chinlock but Khali turns it into a relentless backbreaker. Cena, still sore from the attack earlier in the evening, couldn’t stand the pain and submitted. In 60 seconds, we have a NEW CSWA World Champion – The Great Khali. Khali will go on to meet Undertaker to see who gets a shot at the Undisputed Champion Kurt Angle.
Our next match is the “Respect” match between MW3 and William Regal. At the last minute, Regal turned the match into an “Boot Camp” rules match. MW3 starts of with a swinging neckbreaker. Regal counters with a Regal Stretch but MW3 gets to the ropes early enough. Regal then hits MW3 with brass knuckles (which are allowed in this match) but can’t go for the pin yet. Regal hits an uppercut and MW3 goes down. We finally get to go the Boot camp rules and MW3 is the first to act. He dropped and gave Regal 20 pushups. Wow, the intestinal fortitude of this guy. He then hits a superkick and goes for the cover and gets the 1…2…kickout by Regal. That was close. Regal manages an eyerake and then goes to the corner to recover. MW3 goes right after him and connects with the MW3 driver but only manages a one count. MW3 goes to the boot camp rules again but this time hit a guerilla attack for a two count. Regal’s turn and he also give 20 pushups. MW3 hits the MW2 kneelift for another very close count. Regal connects with another eye rake and tried to rest again. MW3 hits a dragonscrew for 2. Another MW2 kneelift and another 2 count. Regal is showing great resiliance here. We hit the time limit but Regal said the match would continue. It went on for another 4 minutes and only ended after MW3 dug his heel into the esophagus of Regal causing him to not breathe and pass out. MW3 made the cover and got the win. MW3 wins the respect of William Regal. This is it for these two. No more retaliation will be allowed.
Mysterio vs Jericho is a mask vs title matchup. If Rey loses, he not only doesn’t win the belt but will have to unmask in front of the audience. Before the match began, the ref checked Rey’s mask to make sure nothing funny was going on. This match stayed extremely close until Rey connected with the first Hurricanrana. It wasn’t much later that Chris capitalized on a mistake and caught Rey in the Walls of Jericho. Chris had him in the middle of the ring. Rey tried to crawl to the ropes but as soon as he got close enough, Jericho pulled him back in. He had him in the Walls for a good minute. Rey, not able to take anymore, taps out. Chris Jericho is the winner. Rey now must unmask. Rey started to take off his mask and revealed that he was wearing face paint. You really couldn’t get a good look at him. He laughed a bit and then took off to the back. Jericho was left in the ring holding Mysterio’s mask. I’m sure Chris will be more thorough on his specifics in the future.
Next is the battle of the Champions with Undertaker taking on new CSWA World Champ the Great Khali. The new champ definitely held his own against the dead man. Undertaker actually tossed Khali out of the ring 4 times in this 8 minute match. Khali, not used to getting manhandled like this, came off his game and Undertaker capitalized. Taker managed to choke out Khali enough to weaken him so that he could make the cover and get the win. The Winner: the Undertaker. He now gets to meet Kurt Angle at the end of the evening for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship.
Samoa Joe vs. Cactus Jack for the North American title is next. This was truly a no-holds barred match. Neither man held anything back. Joe became very familiar with the term “Hardcore” and gave it his all. Joe connected with a muscle buster but Foley, the ring veteran, was able to make it to the ropes. Foley locks in the Mandible claw but only gets a two count. Joe then went to the top rope and did a moonsault onto Foley. HOLY SHIT! Chants rang out throughout the building. Joe was in no shape to make the cover so he gave Foley plenty of time to recover. The ref actually started to count both men down but the first time Joe got up to break the count and then fell back down. Then Foley got up just as the ref counted 9 and fell down after the ref stopped counting. Foley was actually the first to recover and hit Joe with the barbwire baseball bat busting him open. Foley hits the sweet shin music and follows it up with a double arm ddt in the middle of the ring. Joe is out. Foley makes the cover and gets the 1 – 2 – 3. Winner of the match and NEW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION – Mick Foley.
In the back, we see John Cena being attended to by medics. John says he wants CM Punk as soon as he is cleared to wrestle. Regal is nearby and says the match will happen.
The Cruiserweight title is on the line next with champion Santino taking on Shelton Benjamin. This match was a short one as Santino left the ring after 5 minutes getting counted out. Benjamin wins by count out.
Bobby Lashley was next taking on Randy Orton. Orton was still questioning why this match was happening. Bobby immediately took the fight to Randy who was unprepared for the onslaught of power from Bobby. Randy was totally off his game and tried to leave the ring. Lashley followed him out and continued with the beat-down. Bobby made it back in the ring before the 10 count was reached but the ref didn’t finish with the count; instead he reprimanded Lashley for leaving the ring. This gave Orton a chance to sneak into the ring and hit the RKO. He made the cover but Bobby KICKED OUT at 2 99/100’s. He got right up and tossed Randy to the ropes and just as he tried to connect with a clothesline, Orton ducked out of the ring and got a chair. Even though the ref tried to take the chair away, he hit Bobby with it causing the DQ. Bobby Lashely won the match via disqualification.
Our next match has Tommy Dreamer taking on Jay Lethal for the X-Division tile in a no time limit bout. Jay was quick the entire match and Tommy brought his Extreme skills to the ring. Once Dreamer was able to keep ahold on Lethal, he turned it up a notch but he rarely caught the challenger. At one point, Lethal hit the flying elbow drop for a 2 count. Dreamer somehow connected with a DDT but was unable to make the cover. The ref ended up counting both men down as neither made it up before the 10 count but since this match was to finally settle the score between these two, he let the match continue. Dreamer took the fight to the outside of the ring and both men brawled around the ring before finally getting back to business. Lethal hits a hurricaranna and then goes back to the top and connects with another flying elbow drop. He covers Dreamer and gets the 1-2-3 and becomes the NEW HWF X-Division champion. After the match, Dreamer appeared upset and as he was walking away from the ring, a fan reached over to pat him on the back. Tommy turned around and punched the poor guy right in the face. The fan went down and the fans almost rioted around Dreamer. Lethal came to the fan’s aide and posed with him and the belt. Little did Dreamer know, the fan he punched is actually a new wrestler to our fold. A guy by the name of The Bruiser (aka Pete Jacquez). He went with Lethal to the back to get introduced to all the guys.
Our second to last match is for the TV title between Batista and Shawn Michaels. Batista had words for Michaels once again while we waited for the special referee MW3 to come to the ring. He finally started the match after giving Michaels a really nasty look. Dave turned on the heat and Michaels went toe-to-toe with the big man. MW3 called the match fairly. With the history between he and Michaels, it was thought he’d be siding with Batista but surprised everyone. Michaels kept the fight between him and his opponent and didn’t start anything with MW3. Out of nowhere, Batista hit a Batista Bomb but only got a 2 count. Michaels, almost out on his feet, connected with Sweet Chin Music and Dave went down like a ton of bricks. Michaels got to his feet first and started to stomp a mudhole in Batista. Dave started to “Hulk-up” and shoved Michaels who crashed into MW3 knocking him out of the ring. Michaels tried to apologize and MW3 accepted and the match continued. Back in the ring, Michaels hits the ropes and nails Dave with a flying forearm smash. He motions for MW3 to come over and hit Dave. MW3 rears back and plants Dave with a superkick. Shawn goes for the pin. The count 1……2……uh oh, SWERVE. Dave pops up and MW3 hits Michaels with the MW2 kneelift. A dazed Michaels gets stuck in a Batista Bomb and is driven to (almost through) the mat. MW3 makes the slow count….1…..2…3. He raises Dave’s hand and awards him the belt. The winner of the match and NEW CSWA TV Champion – Batista.
Our final match of the night is the HWF Champion Undertaker taking on Kurt Angle for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship. Befor the match can begin, CSWA Champion The Great Khali comes down and attacks Kurt Angle. The match hasn’t begun yet so the ref can’t disqualify anyone. Khali chokeslams Angle from the ring to the floor. He gets into the ring with the Undertaker and they have a shoving match before Khali takes the Undertaker down. He takes a chair and knocks out the Undertaker. Khali grabs the Undisputed Championship and holds it with his own as we end the night. Just before the cameras stopped rolling, Angle jumps back in the ring and hits Khali with an Angle Slam. Khali rolls out of the ring. Angle goes to help Undertaker up and Undertaker shows his appreciation by chokeslamming the Undisputed Champion.
Regal comes out to end the show but announces some matches for the next house show.
Newcomer “The Bruiser” will take on Tommy Dreamer.
For the first time ever (I think), the Undisputed Championship will be defended in a 3-way battle between Champion Kurt Angle, the Undertaker and the Great Khali.
Thanks for joining us.
The PPV had to be the strangest thing (kinda like a combination of Six String Samurai, Clockwork Orange and Dee Snider’s Strangeland) I have ever witnessed as both a fan and reporter of professional wrestling.
As soon as this reporter got there, he ran into CM Punk who was fairly upset at not being on the card. I tried to interview him but he refused. John Cena came in next and tried to talk to Punk to calm him down. Punk didn’t want to be calmed down and started a fight with Cena. It ended when Punk hit the champ in the back multiple times with a steel chair. He walked away in disgust.
The evening began with Chris Jericho defending the HWF US title against Rey Mysterio. Jericho came out wearing a very flamboyant robe and Rey came out wearing an outfit that looked like it belonged in a sci-fi movie. Very odd dress for these two. The bell rang and Jericho immediately pie-faced Mysterio. Rey tried to get back at Chris but Chris jumped out of the ring. Jericho made it back in and went right after Rey’s mask. He got it twisted around enough to blind Rey. Jericho then gave a blatant low blow to Mysterio right in front of the ref and was immediately disqualified. Jericho immediately left the ring and was met (for the first time tonight) by William Regal at the top of the ramp. Regal said that Chris, albeit clever, was not starting off the PPV on the right note. For the next time these two meet, and yes, they will, it will be a no DQ/CO match. Jericho complained and said that if he was required to put something on the line, so should Mysterio. This gave Regal a great idea…Title vs. Mask. I’m not sure if this will wait till the next PPV but it will happen sooner rather than later.
The next match on the card was Edge taking on Christian for the HWF IC title. Christian came out to the ring first with a bunch of cheerleaders leading him on and waited for Edge to show up. The music started but there was no Edge. Christian asked the ref to begin the count and if Edge didn’t show up in time, he would lose the match by forfeit. The ref began the count and by the time he hit 7, a bloody, beat-up Edge appeared at the top of the ramp. Somehow he made it down to the ring just before the ref hit 10. As soon as he got in the ring, Christian connected with a One-Man Concerto and got the 1-2-3. This prompted Regal to come out again and accuse Christian of this devious attack. Christian just shrugged and said it wasn’t him. Regal said that once Edge was back in the proper shape, he would get another shot at Christian. Christian didn’t seem worried at all.
The third match of the night was our 1st of 2 “revenge” matches. This one had Donnie B (or DB as he wanted to be called) taking on the Negronomicon (or Honkronomicon as DB called him). DB came down in his sooped up Saturn VUE blaring hip-hop out of the (probably blown) speakers. He got out of the VUE dressed up in his hip-hop attire wearing more gold necklaces than MR. T. ever had. It appears he had a little trouble getting into the ring due to all the extra weight he was carrying around. Suddenly, here comes the Negronomicon on his pink scooter putt-putting up to ring side. It took a few minutes for him to get from the top of the ramp to ringside as the engine in that thing was pretty pathetic. Finally Negronomicon got in the ring much to the adulation of the fans. Donnie B started yelling at them to shut up and that generated some heat for him. The bell finally rings and the two of these guys go at it like 2 people on a stranded island fighting over the last piece of food. DB was punching away on the face of N but N would counter with a nasty clothesline. Suddenly, confetti dropped from the ceiling covering all 3 people in the ring. There is soooo much junk in the ring, the participants can hardly move. The ref calls an end to the match making it a no-contest. DB gets a mic and says “Ok, I have had about enough of this I can take. Regal, you need to come down here to the ring. I want to address you as your BOSS and not as a wrestler.” Regal made his way down to the ring and got in. “William, I want you to know that up until now, I thought you were doing a fantastic job. I don’t know why you decided to bring in these “writers” but I think they are making this product worse than it ever has been. I am executing my EXECUTIVE control and asking you politely to let them go and we can get back to business.” Regal replied “Sir, you gave me total control over the day-to-day operations of both the HWF and CSWA. That makes ME in charge and it was MY decision to do this and I feel they have something to add so I respectfully say NO to your request.” Donnie B came back with “Ok, then I tell you what…They want to make this place into a circus, then I am demanding a match; even a handicap one will suffice. I want these two “writers”, what are their names?” Regal said “Call them Vince and Ed.”. “Ok” Donnie B continued “I want Vince and Ed in the ring with any wrestler in the back. We can do a 3 on 1 match. If I win, they are gone. If any of them pin me, then they stay in place.” William said “Fine. Vince and Ed, I need you to come down here to the ring and bring, oh, let’s say, Mark Henry. Please, if you will, come down here so we can start this match.” Vince, Ed and Mark Henry came down to the ring together. If I’ve never commented on it before, Mark Henry is frickin’ HUGE! The bell rings with Vince and Ed attacking DB but he fights them off. He and Mark Henry have a stare down and then Mark LEAVES the ring. Regal is perplexed and yells at him to go back to the ring. Mark says as he passes by William “Hey, I know who ultimately pays my check” and went to the back. Back in the ring, DB nails Vince with 3 consecutive Lights Out brainbusters. He is done. He then traps Ed and locks him in what must be for a regular person, the worst most painful abdominal stretch anyone has ever seen. Ed screams in pain and yells “I Quit, I give up!” The bell rings and these two are escorted out of the ring and then out of the building. While DB is in the ring celebrating his win, Negronomicon attacks him and tosses him to the floor. He then hits DB with the Black Doom on the concrete. He leaves DB laying there unconscious.
The next match on the card has Handsome G and Super Warrior defending the tag team titles against John Morrison and Chris Daniels. Morrison and SW started the match trading blows back and forth. After not gaining any ground SW tags in Handsome G and Daniels makes his way in. Daniels tries to control the match but Handsome G hits the “Hogan Leg Drop” and almost gets the pin but Morrison makes the save. A quick double-team by the challengers is stopped by the ref. Another double-team on the Super Warrior and he makes the tag to Handsome G. SW is handling things ok but then after another double team on him by the challengers, Daniels hits a piston stomp on SW and Handsome G does not make it in for the save. Winners of the match and NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS – Chris Daniels and John Morrison.
Our next match is our first World title defense with Undertaker taking on Booker T in a Hell in the Cell match. Booker starts off the match by hitting a scissor kick but can’t go for the pin yet. Undertaker connects with a throat lift and Booker hits a flying headbutt. Booker connects with a spinning smash but Undertaker is the first to go to the Cell. He picks up Booker and nails a powerslam into the cage. Another throat lift on Booker but the Book hits the Bookend for a two count. Booker goes to the cell and hits a powerslam into the cage of his own but Undertaker grabs Booker by the head and gives him a continuous face rake across all 4 walls of the cage. Booker immediately screams “Enough, I quit! I give up!” The bell signals the end of the match and the winner and still HWF World Champion – The Undertaker.
Immediately after getting to the back, Donnie B notifies that this was Booker’s last title shot until he earns another one. Booker then asked to be traded to the CSWA. Donnie B said he would check with Jeff Meyers and see what can be arranged. Booker walked off all depressed.
Our next match is the second World Title match with John Cena defending his CSWA World title against the Great Khali. Cena hits a reverse chinlock but Khali turns it into a relentless backbreaker. Cena, still sore from the attack earlier in the evening, couldn’t stand the pain and submitted. In 60 seconds, we have a NEW CSWA World Champion – The Great Khali. Khali will go on to meet Undertaker to see who gets a shot at the Undisputed Champion Kurt Angle.
Our next match is the “Respect” match between MW3 and William Regal. At the last minute, Regal turned the match into an “Boot Camp” rules match. MW3 starts of with a swinging neckbreaker. Regal counters with a Regal Stretch but MW3 gets to the ropes early enough. Regal then hits MW3 with brass knuckles (which are allowed in this match) but can’t go for the pin yet. Regal hits an uppercut and MW3 goes down. We finally get to go the Boot camp rules and MW3 is the first to act. He dropped and gave Regal 20 pushups. Wow, the intestinal fortitude of this guy. He then hits a superkick and goes for the cover and gets the 1…2…kickout by Regal. That was close. Regal manages an eyerake and then goes to the corner to recover. MW3 goes right after him and connects with the MW3 driver but only manages a one count. MW3 goes to the boot camp rules again but this time hit a guerilla attack for a two count. Regal’s turn and he also give 20 pushups. MW3 hits the MW2 kneelift for another very close count. Regal connects with another eye rake and tried to rest again. MW3 hits a dragonscrew for 2. Another MW2 kneelift and another 2 count. Regal is showing great resiliance here. We hit the time limit but Regal said the match would continue. It went on for another 4 minutes and only ended after MW3 dug his heel into the esophagus of Regal causing him to not breathe and pass out. MW3 made the cover and got the win. MW3 wins the respect of William Regal. This is it for these two. No more retaliation will be allowed.
Mysterio vs Jericho is a mask vs title matchup. If Rey loses, he not only doesn’t win the belt but will have to unmask in front of the audience. Before the match began, the ref checked Rey’s mask to make sure nothing funny was going on. This match stayed extremely close until Rey connected with the first Hurricanrana. It wasn’t much later that Chris capitalized on a mistake and caught Rey in the Walls of Jericho. Chris had him in the middle of the ring. Rey tried to crawl to the ropes but as soon as he got close enough, Jericho pulled him back in. He had him in the Walls for a good minute. Rey, not able to take anymore, taps out. Chris Jericho is the winner. Rey now must unmask. Rey started to take off his mask and revealed that he was wearing face paint. You really couldn’t get a good look at him. He laughed a bit and then took off to the back. Jericho was left in the ring holding Mysterio’s mask. I’m sure Chris will be more thorough on his specifics in the future.
Next is the battle of the Champions with Undertaker taking on new CSWA World Champ the Great Khali. The new champ definitely held his own against the dead man. Undertaker actually tossed Khali out of the ring 4 times in this 8 minute match. Khali, not used to getting manhandled like this, came off his game and Undertaker capitalized. Taker managed to choke out Khali enough to weaken him so that he could make the cover and get the win. The Winner: the Undertaker. He now gets to meet Kurt Angle at the end of the evening for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship.
Samoa Joe vs. Cactus Jack for the North American title is next. This was truly a no-holds barred match. Neither man held anything back. Joe became very familiar with the term “Hardcore” and gave it his all. Joe connected with a muscle buster but Foley, the ring veteran, was able to make it to the ropes. Foley locks in the Mandible claw but only gets a two count. Joe then went to the top rope and did a moonsault onto Foley. HOLY SHIT! Chants rang out throughout the building. Joe was in no shape to make the cover so he gave Foley plenty of time to recover. The ref actually started to count both men down but the first time Joe got up to break the count and then fell back down. Then Foley got up just as the ref counted 9 and fell down after the ref stopped counting. Foley was actually the first to recover and hit Joe with the barbwire baseball bat busting him open. Foley hits the sweet shin music and follows it up with a double arm ddt in the middle of the ring. Joe is out. Foley makes the cover and gets the 1 – 2 – 3. Winner of the match and NEW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION – Mick Foley.
In the back, we see John Cena being attended to by medics. John says he wants CM Punk as soon as he is cleared to wrestle. Regal is nearby and says the match will happen.
The Cruiserweight title is on the line next with champion Santino taking on Shelton Benjamin. This match was a short one as Santino left the ring after 5 minutes getting counted out. Benjamin wins by count out.
Bobby Lashley was next taking on Randy Orton. Orton was still questioning why this match was happening. Bobby immediately took the fight to Randy who was unprepared for the onslaught of power from Bobby. Randy was totally off his game and tried to leave the ring. Lashley followed him out and continued with the beat-down. Bobby made it back in the ring before the 10 count was reached but the ref didn’t finish with the count; instead he reprimanded Lashley for leaving the ring. This gave Orton a chance to sneak into the ring and hit the RKO. He made the cover but Bobby KICKED OUT at 2 99/100’s. He got right up and tossed Randy to the ropes and just as he tried to connect with a clothesline, Orton ducked out of the ring and got a chair. Even though the ref tried to take the chair away, he hit Bobby with it causing the DQ. Bobby Lashely won the match via disqualification.
Our next match has Tommy Dreamer taking on Jay Lethal for the X-Division tile in a no time limit bout. Jay was quick the entire match and Tommy brought his Extreme skills to the ring. Once Dreamer was able to keep ahold on Lethal, he turned it up a notch but he rarely caught the challenger. At one point, Lethal hit the flying elbow drop for a 2 count. Dreamer somehow connected with a DDT but was unable to make the cover. The ref ended up counting both men down as neither made it up before the 10 count but since this match was to finally settle the score between these two, he let the match continue. Dreamer took the fight to the outside of the ring and both men brawled around the ring before finally getting back to business. Lethal hits a hurricaranna and then goes back to the top and connects with another flying elbow drop. He covers Dreamer and gets the 1-2-3 and becomes the NEW HWF X-Division champion. After the match, Dreamer appeared upset and as he was walking away from the ring, a fan reached over to pat him on the back. Tommy turned around and punched the poor guy right in the face. The fan went down and the fans almost rioted around Dreamer. Lethal came to the fan’s aide and posed with him and the belt. Little did Dreamer know, the fan he punched is actually a new wrestler to our fold. A guy by the name of The Bruiser (aka Pete Jacquez). He went with Lethal to the back to get introduced to all the guys.
Our second to last match is for the TV title between Batista and Shawn Michaels. Batista had words for Michaels once again while we waited for the special referee MW3 to come to the ring. He finally started the match after giving Michaels a really nasty look. Dave turned on the heat and Michaels went toe-to-toe with the big man. MW3 called the match fairly. With the history between he and Michaels, it was thought he’d be siding with Batista but surprised everyone. Michaels kept the fight between him and his opponent and didn’t start anything with MW3. Out of nowhere, Batista hit a Batista Bomb but only got a 2 count. Michaels, almost out on his feet, connected with Sweet Chin Music and Dave went down like a ton of bricks. Michaels got to his feet first and started to stomp a mudhole in Batista. Dave started to “Hulk-up” and shoved Michaels who crashed into MW3 knocking him out of the ring. Michaels tried to apologize and MW3 accepted and the match continued. Back in the ring, Michaels hits the ropes and nails Dave with a flying forearm smash. He motions for MW3 to come over and hit Dave. MW3 rears back and plants Dave with a superkick. Shawn goes for the pin. The count 1……2……uh oh, SWERVE. Dave pops up and MW3 hits Michaels with the MW2 kneelift. A dazed Michaels gets stuck in a Batista Bomb and is driven to (almost through) the mat. MW3 makes the slow count….1…..2…3. He raises Dave’s hand and awards him the belt. The winner of the match and NEW CSWA TV Champion – Batista.
Our final match of the night is the HWF Champion Undertaker taking on Kurt Angle for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship. Befor the match can begin, CSWA Champion The Great Khali comes down and attacks Kurt Angle. The match hasn’t begun yet so the ref can’t disqualify anyone. Khali chokeslams Angle from the ring to the floor. He gets into the ring with the Undertaker and they have a shoving match before Khali takes the Undertaker down. He takes a chair and knocks out the Undertaker. Khali grabs the Undisputed Championship and holds it with his own as we end the night. Just before the cameras stopped rolling, Angle jumps back in the ring and hits Khali with an Angle Slam. Khali rolls out of the ring. Angle goes to help Undertaker up and Undertaker shows his appreciation by chokeslamming the Undisputed Champion.
Regal comes out to end the show but announces some matches for the next house show.
Newcomer “The Bruiser” will take on Tommy Dreamer.
For the first time ever (I think), the Undisputed Championship will be defended in a 3-way battle between Champion Kurt Angle, the Undertaker and the Great Khali.
Thanks for joining us.
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Hello fans. We’re back but out on the road so I’m going to do my best to provide the updates without the benefit of my computer (which had everything stored on it but left it sitting on my desk…oh well).
While this reporter was walking around backstage, I saw lots of really weird stuff going on. I passed the Super Warrior who was sitting a table by himself wearing a paper birthday hat, staring at a birthday cake and mumbling “Happy Birthday to me….”. As I went on, I saw HHH and Shawn Michaels doing some juggling and acting all goofy. I ran into Donnie B and Jeffrey Meyers. DB was decked out in his bling and Jeff Meyers was wearing devil horns and a tail. It seemed like I stepped into the Twilight Zone. Everything and everyone seems to be disoriented. I came across William Regal and he really was the only one who seemed normal. I asked him what was going on and he replied “My good man, you will have to wait along with all the wrestling fans” and then he walked away. I’m not quite sure but at the far end of the building, I thought I saw what looked like the Negronomicon wrestling a bear. As I was getting ready to leave, I was approached by none other than Batman and Robin. Robin spouted his “Holy this and Holy that” and Batman reminded everyone to say their prayers, eat their vitamins, etc. He voice sounded vaguely familiar but couldn’t recognize the face behind the mask. If I ate or drank something that caused this, I better make sure I never do that again.
One other quick note between Chris Jericho and Rey Mysterio. It appears that Jericho has been running his mouth quite a bit and really causing irratation to Rey. It got to the point that Jericho actually tried to pull of Rey’s mask. Rey was able to get out of the altercation with his mask intact but I think he really has it out now for Jericho.
As a recap, we’ll go over the matches for the next PPV entitles “Unforgiven”:
Handsome G and the Super Warrior will defend their Tag-team titles against John Morrison and Christopher Daniels.
Edge vs Christian will finally get to meet for the HWF IC title
Undertaker vs Booker T – Hell in the Cell for the HWF World Title
Samoa Joe vs Mick Foley for the NA title – No DQ or Count-out
Shawn Michaels vs Batista for the CSWA TV title – MW3 will get to be the special guest referee
Tommy Dreamer vs Jay Lethal for the X-division title – no time limit
John Cena vs Khali for the CSWA world title
Bobby Lashley vs Randy Orton
Negronomicon vs Donnie B in a “Ride for a Ride” match where the loser must demolish their own ride (D B’s Saturn VUE vs N’s Pink Lil’ Buddy scooter.
Santino vs Shelton Benjamin for the Cruiserweight title
Chris Jericho vs. Rey Mysterio for the US title
MW3 vs. William Regal in a “YOU WILL RESPECT ME” match (see note below for explanation).
A match will be held between the CSWA and HWF World Champs to determine who goes on to meet Kurt Angle for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship.
Regal ended up making an appearance at the end of the show to address the fans. “First of all, I want to thank you all for coming to our show. I wanted to address a few items. First, MW3 you toe-rag! We will meet at the PPV. In fact, our match will be for respect. I am the GM of both federations and you will respect me and my authority. I will see to that. Second, if you dare lay a hand on either myself or Shawn Michaels before the PPV, you will be FIRED on the spot. With that said, let me go onto another topic. You may have noticed that things around here appear different than they had in the past. Well, I made the executive decision to bring in some writers to help further and expand some storylines. They will provide direction for new angles. Now, the only reason I’m saying this is because there have been concerns expressed on the direction taken with their characters. Needless to say, this process of sorting out will take some time but expect our writers to come up with angles never before seen. We are hoping to dazzle you and make you want more. That is all. Again, I thank you all for coming and expect to see you at Unforgiven.”
The PPV will be this weekend and we will be back reporting right after it has been completed.
Same Bat-Time, same Bat-Channel
While this reporter was walking around backstage, I saw lots of really weird stuff going on. I passed the Super Warrior who was sitting a table by himself wearing a paper birthday hat, staring at a birthday cake and mumbling “Happy Birthday to me….”. As I went on, I saw HHH and Shawn Michaels doing some juggling and acting all goofy. I ran into Donnie B and Jeffrey Meyers. DB was decked out in his bling and Jeff Meyers was wearing devil horns and a tail. It seemed like I stepped into the Twilight Zone. Everything and everyone seems to be disoriented. I came across William Regal and he really was the only one who seemed normal. I asked him what was going on and he replied “My good man, you will have to wait along with all the wrestling fans” and then he walked away. I’m not quite sure but at the far end of the building, I thought I saw what looked like the Negronomicon wrestling a bear. As I was getting ready to leave, I was approached by none other than Batman and Robin. Robin spouted his “Holy this and Holy that” and Batman reminded everyone to say their prayers, eat their vitamins, etc. He voice sounded vaguely familiar but couldn’t recognize the face behind the mask. If I ate or drank something that caused this, I better make sure I never do that again.
One other quick note between Chris Jericho and Rey Mysterio. It appears that Jericho has been running his mouth quite a bit and really causing irratation to Rey. It got to the point that Jericho actually tried to pull of Rey’s mask. Rey was able to get out of the altercation with his mask intact but I think he really has it out now for Jericho.
As a recap, we’ll go over the matches for the next PPV entitles “Unforgiven”:
Handsome G and the Super Warrior will defend their Tag-team titles against John Morrison and Christopher Daniels.
Edge vs Christian will finally get to meet for the HWF IC title
Undertaker vs Booker T – Hell in the Cell for the HWF World Title
Samoa Joe vs Mick Foley for the NA title – No DQ or Count-out
Shawn Michaels vs Batista for the CSWA TV title – MW3 will get to be the special guest referee
Tommy Dreamer vs Jay Lethal for the X-division title – no time limit
John Cena vs Khali for the CSWA world title
Bobby Lashley vs Randy Orton
Negronomicon vs Donnie B in a “Ride for a Ride” match where the loser must demolish their own ride (D B’s Saturn VUE vs N’s Pink Lil’ Buddy scooter.
Santino vs Shelton Benjamin for the Cruiserweight title
Chris Jericho vs. Rey Mysterio for the US title
MW3 vs. William Regal in a “YOU WILL RESPECT ME” match (see note below for explanation).
A match will be held between the CSWA and HWF World Champs to determine who goes on to meet Kurt Angle for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship.
Regal ended up making an appearance at the end of the show to address the fans. “First of all, I want to thank you all for coming to our show. I wanted to address a few items. First, MW3 you toe-rag! We will meet at the PPV. In fact, our match will be for respect. I am the GM of both federations and you will respect me and my authority. I will see to that. Second, if you dare lay a hand on either myself or Shawn Michaels before the PPV, you will be FIRED on the spot. With that said, let me go onto another topic. You may have noticed that things around here appear different than they had in the past. Well, I made the executive decision to bring in some writers to help further and expand some storylines. They will provide direction for new angles. Now, the only reason I’m saying this is because there have been concerns expressed on the direction taken with their characters. Needless to say, this process of sorting out will take some time but expect our writers to come up with angles never before seen. We are hoping to dazzle you and make you want more. That is all. Again, I thank you all for coming and expect to see you at Unforgiven.”
The PPV will be this weekend and we will be back reporting right after it has been completed.
Same Bat-Time, same Bat-Channel
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Hello fans. Well, I really got to tell you that things are getting weird around here. Stuff is happening back stage and as we dig deeper into the craziness, we will be sure to report it here for you first.
As of the last newsletter, William Regal accepted the challenge from MW3 but put stipulations on his referee-performing duties. He came out to address the fans and had this to say: “Ok Sunshine (speaking to MW3), you wanted me in the ring, you’ve got it. I’m not sure how you found out about the matches still on my contract but that doesn’t matter now. What does matter is that as GM, I get to make matches and by the time our match happens, you will be nothing better than a tenderized piece of meat. Over the next few days, I will be putting your ass in matches. Now, don’t start whining about (in child talk) “I’m hurt and I can’t wrestle”. Sorry, but that won’t fly. So here’s what we are going to do. Here, in this very ring, in front of all these fans, I am putting you in a match against an opponent that you are very familiar with. In fact, I don’t believe this feud ever came to an end. Your match tonight will be against the monster UMAINGA (yes, it’s Umaga but Regal can’t pronounce it correctly). In fact, your very livlihood will be on the line here as this is a retirement match. The loser of this match MUST retire from wrestling for good…no referee duties, no wrestling for the competition, etc. You are done. That’s it. And don’t think that you could come back under another mask. That won’t happen either. No attacking outside in the parking lot for retaliation. You will be done. If you don’t come out, you will be automatically fired. So without further ado, let’s get this ball rolling.”
The monster Umaga came out first and did his typical garbled speak. He was shortly followed by MW3 who still has not recovered fully from his battle against Shawn Michaels. He limped pretty bad and was not really in shape to be wrestling here tonight especially against a monster like Umaga. Now, if it was someone like Barry Horowitz, he may do ok. I don’t think things will go MW3’s way tonight. Regal came down with mic in hand and had this to add: “Oh, by the way Sunshine, I will be the Ref in this match. Ring the bell.” The bell sounds and Umaga goes to work on poor MW3 beating him from pillar to post. Umaga hit the Samoan spike twice and MW3 was not moving. Regal then pulled out some brass knuckles and asked Umaga to pick up MW3. Regal ran against the ropes and as he swung to hit MW3 with the brass knuckles, MW3 dropped. Like a brick. Regal nailed Umaga in the face with the foreign object and Umaga dropped. Regal looked horrified. MW3 crawled over and covered Umaga. Regal had no choice but to make the count. Both men scowled at each other as Regal’s hand came down 3 times to signal the end of the match and the forced retirement of Umaga. MW3 started to laugh maniacally and Regal, still holding the brass knuckles, nailed MW3 in the face knocking him out. MW3 was helped from the ring and Regal just stewed.
In the ongoing saga between the Tag Team champions Super Warrior and Handsome G came to another boiling point when SW was walking around the back grumbling and speaking in some foreign Warrior talk (that’s how we’ll refer to if from now on) and Handsome G heard this and lost his mind. He attacked his partner (from behind since we know Handsome G doesn’t take the fight to anyone’s face) and kept yelling “WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP!” After a minute, he cooled down and walked away. A few minutes later, SW got up, looked confused, and just wandered away wondering what happened. These two men have to put their titles on the line at the PPV against John Morrison and Christopher Daniels so it will be interesting to see if they can indeed work together.
And of course, the mess between Donnie B and the Negronomicon, I mean, Honkronomicon, just keeps getting more confusing. The word from the back is that at the PPV, both men put their “rides” on the line and will have to trash it themselves if they lose the match. Now, this reporter is totally confused at how this turn in their fued came about but I’m sure we will learn more as time progresses.
As of the last newsletter, William Regal accepted the challenge from MW3 but put stipulations on his referee-performing duties. He came out to address the fans and had this to say: “Ok Sunshine (speaking to MW3), you wanted me in the ring, you’ve got it. I’m not sure how you found out about the matches still on my contract but that doesn’t matter now. What does matter is that as GM, I get to make matches and by the time our match happens, you will be nothing better than a tenderized piece of meat. Over the next few days, I will be putting your ass in matches. Now, don’t start whining about (in child talk) “I’m hurt and I can’t wrestle”. Sorry, but that won’t fly. So here’s what we are going to do. Here, in this very ring, in front of all these fans, I am putting you in a match against an opponent that you are very familiar with. In fact, I don’t believe this feud ever came to an end. Your match tonight will be against the monster UMAINGA (yes, it’s Umaga but Regal can’t pronounce it correctly). In fact, your very livlihood will be on the line here as this is a retirement match. The loser of this match MUST retire from wrestling for good…no referee duties, no wrestling for the competition, etc. You are done. That’s it. And don’t think that you could come back under another mask. That won’t happen either. No attacking outside in the parking lot for retaliation. You will be done. If you don’t come out, you will be automatically fired. So without further ado, let’s get this ball rolling.”
The monster Umaga came out first and did his typical garbled speak. He was shortly followed by MW3 who still has not recovered fully from his battle against Shawn Michaels. He limped pretty bad and was not really in shape to be wrestling here tonight especially against a monster like Umaga. Now, if it was someone like Barry Horowitz, he may do ok. I don’t think things will go MW3’s way tonight. Regal came down with mic in hand and had this to add: “Oh, by the way Sunshine, I will be the Ref in this match. Ring the bell.” The bell sounds and Umaga goes to work on poor MW3 beating him from pillar to post. Umaga hit the Samoan spike twice and MW3 was not moving. Regal then pulled out some brass knuckles and asked Umaga to pick up MW3. Regal ran against the ropes and as he swung to hit MW3 with the brass knuckles, MW3 dropped. Like a brick. Regal nailed Umaga in the face with the foreign object and Umaga dropped. Regal looked horrified. MW3 crawled over and covered Umaga. Regal had no choice but to make the count. Both men scowled at each other as Regal’s hand came down 3 times to signal the end of the match and the forced retirement of Umaga. MW3 started to laugh maniacally and Regal, still holding the brass knuckles, nailed MW3 in the face knocking him out. MW3 was helped from the ring and Regal just stewed.
In the ongoing saga between the Tag Team champions Super Warrior and Handsome G came to another boiling point when SW was walking around the back grumbling and speaking in some foreign Warrior talk (that’s how we’ll refer to if from now on) and Handsome G heard this and lost his mind. He attacked his partner (from behind since we know Handsome G doesn’t take the fight to anyone’s face) and kept yelling “WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP!” After a minute, he cooled down and walked away. A few minutes later, SW got up, looked confused, and just wandered away wondering what happened. These two men have to put their titles on the line at the PPV against John Morrison and Christopher Daniels so it will be interesting to see if they can indeed work together.
And of course, the mess between Donnie B and the Negronomicon, I mean, Honkronomicon, just keeps getting more confusing. The word from the back is that at the PPV, both men put their “rides” on the line and will have to trash it themselves if they lose the match. Now, this reporter is totally confused at how this turn in their fued came about but I’m sure we will learn more as time progresses.
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Donnie B started with an appearance on the Giganatron to quite a loud booing from the fans. He looked totally disgusted. Donnie B cleared his throat and started his rant: “Listen you morons. Negronomicon lost his match with me and was not supposed to be at MY wedding - a day that is supposed to be one, if not THE greatest moment in your life and he crashed my party. I did not want him there. For whatever reason your demented minds conjoured up making ME the villain here, I will never understand. You know, I don’t even think I can call that jerk-wad the Negronomicon anymore. Hell, we should start refering to him as the Honkronomicon. He’s not a real “brother”. He’s just another piece of white trash just like all of you. And his ending move, the Black Doom…its more like the White Trash Tumble.
This promted Negronomicon to head down to the ring and call down Donnie B for a face-to-face out here in the ring. Donnie B came out and he was all G’ed up (like an OG – Yeah Boyeeee). Donnie B was dressed head to toe in bling. Negronomicon started to laugh at this site and even got the fans to participate in the laughter. Donnie B got a mic and said he wanted to continue his slam on the Negronomicon, err, I mean Honkronomicon. “You know, what kind of real Brotha rides a scooter? Let me show you a real ride.” Donnie B motions to the back and out comes a Saturn VUE on 22’s all decked out in similar bling to what DB was wearing on hydraulics. Pounding out the back were 8 15” woofers. DB then attacked N, I mean, H and KO’d him. He then pulled out some clothes and began to dress H up like a nerd….a pocket protector, high waters, taped glasses, the works. He than propped him up in the ring so the fans could see how ridiculous he looked. “Here is how it goes down homey….you want another match with me? Fine. But this time, we put our respective rides on the line. My sooped up Svue vs. your pink “Lil Buddy”. I’ll be seeing ya, fool.” He shoved N and let him fall to the mat.
William Regal had heard this and came out before DB could leave. “This is a great idea. I wish I thought of it but instead, I’ll modify yours. The loser of the match must trash their own ride. Now, you DB cannot take or remove any bling from your ride and Negronomicon (DB interrups and says its Honkronomicon) cannot modify his ride either.” Regal takes a breath and continues. “On to other matters, MW3. You filthy pheasant, you dare lay your hands on me..the GM of this federation? Oh, you’ll get your match my good man but you will surely wish you hadn’t. On the subject of you ref-ing Michaels’ matches, I will allow that. But if I see you taking any liberties not in line with ref duties, I will shut you down and toss you on your ass. Understand? Let’s hope so.”
This promted Negronomicon to head down to the ring and call down Donnie B for a face-to-face out here in the ring. Donnie B came out and he was all G’ed up (like an OG – Yeah Boyeeee). Donnie B was dressed head to toe in bling. Negronomicon started to laugh at this site and even got the fans to participate in the laughter. Donnie B got a mic and said he wanted to continue his slam on the Negronomicon, err, I mean Honkronomicon. “You know, what kind of real Brotha rides a scooter? Let me show you a real ride.” Donnie B motions to the back and out comes a Saturn VUE on 22’s all decked out in similar bling to what DB was wearing on hydraulics. Pounding out the back were 8 15” woofers. DB then attacked N, I mean, H and KO’d him. He then pulled out some clothes and began to dress H up like a nerd….a pocket protector, high waters, taped glasses, the works. He than propped him up in the ring so the fans could see how ridiculous he looked. “Here is how it goes down homey….you want another match with me? Fine. But this time, we put our respective rides on the line. My sooped up Svue vs. your pink “Lil Buddy”. I’ll be seeing ya, fool.” He shoved N and let him fall to the mat.
William Regal had heard this and came out before DB could leave. “This is a great idea. I wish I thought of it but instead, I’ll modify yours. The loser of the match must trash their own ride. Now, you DB cannot take or remove any bling from your ride and Negronomicon (DB interrups and says its Honkronomicon) cannot modify his ride either.” Regal takes a breath and continues. “On to other matters, MW3. You filthy pheasant, you dare lay your hands on me..the GM of this federation? Oh, you’ll get your match my good man but you will surely wish you hadn’t. On the subject of you ref-ing Michaels’ matches, I will allow that. But if I see you taking any liberties not in line with ref duties, I will shut you down and toss you on your ass. Understand? Let’s hope so.”
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Well, we were definitely right about one thing. The heat between Donnie B and Negronomicon is far from over. A few weeks have passed since their I Quit match and the wedding is in full swing. Donnie B is there with his bride and friends and guests. The event went off without a hitch. The only odd thing was that there seemed to be a shadow moving around the venue but no one really paid that much attention. At the reception, Jeff Meyers was giving doing his “best-man toast” when all of a sudden, there was Negronomicon, I can’t believe it! He actually crashed the wedding! Donnie B went and got in his face and some shoving started to happen. Negronomicon ended up bumping into Jeff Meyers knocking him down face first into his food. By now, Donnie B grabbed Negronomicon and went to forcibly toss him out and they got into a scuffle. After cleaning himself off, Jeff Meyes joined in the beat-down on the Negronomicon; stomping a mud hole in him. Donnie B, humiliated at the thought of having his wedding crashed, tossed Negronomicon into a dumpster. The evening winded down after that and everyone ended up going their separate ways. When there was no one else around, Negronomicon climed out of the dumpster and headed out. It looked like Negronomicon may have shed a few tears.
The next day, an internet poll was conducted regarding Negronomicon’s behavior. Surprisingly, the fans laid all the blame on Donnie B. Most of the people who commented said “He should have just invited him. He was in the wrong.” Donnie B couldn’t believe what the fans were saying about him. WHAT THE HELL? How did he end up as the bad guy here? Donnie B taped an interview basically slamming the fans for their stupidity. Negronomicon had a vignette taped and said that now he wanted revenge for this. He was challenging Donnie B to another match. I’m sure Donnie B will have a reply soon.
The next day, an internet poll was conducted regarding Negronomicon’s behavior. Surprisingly, the fans laid all the blame on Donnie B. Most of the people who commented said “He should have just invited him. He was in the wrong.” Donnie B couldn’t believe what the fans were saying about him. WHAT THE HELL? How did he end up as the bad guy here? Donnie B taped an interview basically slamming the fans for their stupidity. Negronomicon had a vignette taped and said that now he wanted revenge for this. He was challenging Donnie B to another match. I’m sure Donnie B will have a reply soon.
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Hello fans, we had some stuff happen sooner than expected so we will jump right into that.
In the ongoing saga between Donnie B and Negronomicon, it turns out that due to the wedding being pushed up, the match between Donnie B and Negronomicon had to take place sooner than expected. As previously stated, this match is going to be an I-Quit match; the only way a person can win is via stating loud and clear – “I Quit”. Unlike a really retarded match that happened back in the day between Mick Foley and the Rock where Rock played a taped recording of Foley screaming “I Quit” from a promo, this will NOT be happening here. There will be a ref in the ring with a dedicated mic to make sure things stay on the up and up. This event was held at a venue at the last minute and had a decent turnout for a card only featuring one match and a short one at that. I think it took longer for the fans to get seated then this match went. It started with both men on the offensive with guns blazing. Donnie B seemed to have a slight lead which got greater after Negronomicon got tossed out of the ring and as soon as he re-entered, he got hit with a neckbreaker. Negronomicon appears to be scratched up already. The first attempt at the I-Quit stipulation was thwarted after Negronomicon managed to get out of the way. The second time (we are at the 10 minute mark) Donnie B cornered his opponent and rubbed salt and lemon juice into Negronomincons wounds. The pain must have been too great and Negronomicon screamed “I Quit!” The match is over and Negronomicon does not get invited to the wedding.
Now, just as interesting is the angst between MW3 and Shawn Michaels. As you may remember, MW3 had to defend the CSWA TV title against Shawn. Shawn controlled the majority of the match and ended up winning the TV title. The former champ cut a promo and here is how it went down:
(Appearing on the Giganatron)
The room is dark....there is a folding chair beneath a single light bulb that hangs from the ceiling. A low laugh fills the air, and MW3, the greatest TV Champ of all time appears. He is smiling behind his mask and laughing as he sits down in the chair.
"Hello people.....that's right MW3 here....bet you're wondering where I've been...Yeah...I'll bet you have....my loyal fans...the schmucks who cheered while Michaels beat me to a pulp in that joke of a fight that our esteemed Commish, Willy-boy Regal, made. See....what you people don't know is that I didn't want to take that match. I was sick...see...sick from my trip from Mexico...that's right, I had the Swine flu....I even told Willy-Boy that I was in no shape to fight, and I was exercising my clause to get out due to sickness...
But Willy-boy...he's Michaels boy through and through, and he said he'd strip me of MY title. The title that I bled for...the title that I gave my body and soul for....so sick as I was...I made the match, and you people...my so called fans...cheered on that has-been Shawn Michaels as he beat me, a sick and dying man nearly to death.
Michaels....Regal....I am coming for both of you. I am exercising a clause in my contract that says that I can referee any match where the TV title is to be defended while I am not champion. That's right Michaels....from here on out, I am going to be your ref....and I promise (chuckles evilly) to call the match.....right----down----the----middle.....I expect your title reign to be filled with spectacular matches against worthy opponents, while I fully recover from my injuries.
But, in the mean time....Regal (gets up from chair)...your time is running out. I don't need to be at 100% to beat a never-was like you. At the next PPV, it going to me...and you. In a cage. In a match that you put me in against Michaels. I have a contract here...your contract. That's right...you have a couple of matches left on it Willy-boy. My name is on one of those matches Willy-boy. And you don't get to duck this match. You get to get locked in the ring....”
We cut away to William Regal's office. He's watching MW3's promo with interest and that English scowl on his ugly mug. Suddenly the lights go out, and a scuffle is heard, followed by the familiar sound of a metal chair against someone's head. Three more chair shots are heard.
When the lights come back on....a bloodied Regal is on the floor, KO'ed. Above him is MW3...the promo was TAPED! He has some military issue night vision goggles on his masked forehead.
MW3 starts laughing and drives the edge of the chair onto Regal's ankle and then waking the Commish up. He screams in pain as MW3 Garvin Stomps him back into unconsciousness.
"Take a good look Michaels....a real good look. You want a war Michaels....I'll give you a war....Let the Games begin. I'll see you in your next match Michaels....and Willy-boy...when you wake up....I'll see you at the next PPV.”
Things are about to get even more interesting……
In the ongoing saga between Donnie B and Negronomicon, it turns out that due to the wedding being pushed up, the match between Donnie B and Negronomicon had to take place sooner than expected. As previously stated, this match is going to be an I-Quit match; the only way a person can win is via stating loud and clear – “I Quit”. Unlike a really retarded match that happened back in the day between Mick Foley and the Rock where Rock played a taped recording of Foley screaming “I Quit” from a promo, this will NOT be happening here. There will be a ref in the ring with a dedicated mic to make sure things stay on the up and up. This event was held at a venue at the last minute and had a decent turnout for a card only featuring one match and a short one at that. I think it took longer for the fans to get seated then this match went. It started with both men on the offensive with guns blazing. Donnie B seemed to have a slight lead which got greater after Negronomicon got tossed out of the ring and as soon as he re-entered, he got hit with a neckbreaker. Negronomicon appears to be scratched up already. The first attempt at the I-Quit stipulation was thwarted after Negronomicon managed to get out of the way. The second time (we are at the 10 minute mark) Donnie B cornered his opponent and rubbed salt and lemon juice into Negronomincons wounds. The pain must have been too great and Negronomicon screamed “I Quit!” The match is over and Negronomicon does not get invited to the wedding.
Now, just as interesting is the angst between MW3 and Shawn Michaels. As you may remember, MW3 had to defend the CSWA TV title against Shawn. Shawn controlled the majority of the match and ended up winning the TV title. The former champ cut a promo and here is how it went down:
(Appearing on the Giganatron)
The room is dark....there is a folding chair beneath a single light bulb that hangs from the ceiling. A low laugh fills the air, and MW3, the greatest TV Champ of all time appears. He is smiling behind his mask and laughing as he sits down in the chair.
"Hello people.....that's right MW3 here....bet you're wondering where I've been...Yeah...I'll bet you have....my loyal fans...the schmucks who cheered while Michaels beat me to a pulp in that joke of a fight that our esteemed Commish, Willy-boy Regal, made. See....what you people don't know is that I didn't want to take that match. I was sick...see...sick from my trip from Mexico...that's right, I had the Swine flu....I even told Willy-Boy that I was in no shape to fight, and I was exercising my clause to get out due to sickness...
But Willy-boy...he's Michaels boy through and through, and he said he'd strip me of MY title. The title that I bled for...the title that I gave my body and soul for....so sick as I was...I made the match, and you people...my so called fans...cheered on that has-been Shawn Michaels as he beat me, a sick and dying man nearly to death.
Michaels....Regal....I am coming for both of you. I am exercising a clause in my contract that says that I can referee any match where the TV title is to be defended while I am not champion. That's right Michaels....from here on out, I am going to be your ref....and I promise (chuckles evilly) to call the match.....right----down----the----middle.....I expect your title reign to be filled with spectacular matches against worthy opponents, while I fully recover from my injuries.
But, in the mean time....Regal (gets up from chair)...your time is running out. I don't need to be at 100% to beat a never-was like you. At the next PPV, it going to me...and you. In a cage. In a match that you put me in against Michaels. I have a contract here...your contract. That's right...you have a couple of matches left on it Willy-boy. My name is on one of those matches Willy-boy. And you don't get to duck this match. You get to get locked in the ring....”
We cut away to William Regal's office. He's watching MW3's promo with interest and that English scowl on his ugly mug. Suddenly the lights go out, and a scuffle is heard, followed by the familiar sound of a metal chair against someone's head. Three more chair shots are heard.
When the lights come back on....a bloodied Regal is on the floor, KO'ed. Above him is MW3...the promo was TAPED! He has some military issue night vision goggles on his masked forehead.
MW3 starts laughing and drives the edge of the chair onto Regal's ankle and then waking the Commish up. He screams in pain as MW3 Garvin Stomps him back into unconsciousness.
"Take a good look Michaels....a real good look. You want a war Michaels....I'll give you a war....Let the Games begin. I'll see you in your next match Michaels....and Willy-boy...when you wake up....I'll see you at the next PPV.”
Things are about to get even more interesting……
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Hello fans. We have a few things to recap before our next ppv. First, we wanted to go in-depth regarding the relationship between the tag-team champions – Handsome G and the Super Warrior. The relationship these two have is almost as weird as the one that was between Negronomicon and Donnie B. John Morrison and Christopher Daniels have been put together as a team and they challenged the champs. SW stood there and grunted and Handsome G, not wanting to deal with the idiocy that is the SW, walked away. SW accepted the match on behalf of his wayward partner.
The contract that Lashley signed when entering the HWF was actually a pay-per-appearance one. This means that he may or may not be on every card. Apparently, this is the contract Regal agreed to when signing the former ECW Champion. Lashley has said that he wants to fight the top caliber wrestlers. He feels that putting himself against the cream of the crop can only best prepare him for being a World Champion again. He said that his match against Cena showed him quite a few of his weak-links so he is ready to move on to the next level. Lashley issued a challenge to Randy Orton saying Randy is one of the best wrestlers in the business and he needs to hone his skills. Orton came out but didn’t have anything nice to say to or about Lashley. He said that Lashley was beneath him and didn’t deserve a match against him. Lashley actually started to get angry and actually slapped Orton. Regal came over to break it up and said that if either man really want to prove themselves, they can duke it out in the ring with the winner of the match becoming a top contender (not the #1 but closer in line) for the World Heavyweight championship.
Donnie B got stopped in the back and was questioned as to what went down (this time) between he and the Negronomicon. Donnie B went on to tell us a story how a few months ago, he got engaged. He said that it was the happiest time of his life – even greater than winning the tag-team titles with his friend/nemesis Negronomicon. Well, N didn’t take that too well. Over the next few months, Donnie B and his fiance started to plan their wedding. Invites were sent to all their closest friends and relatives. CSWA GM Jeffrey Meyers was actually asked to be his best man (which he gracefully accepted). With the exception of a few wrestlers, most of the people invited made it (SW replied with scribbling that was unreadable and Handsome G said he had a cold). Left off the list was the Negronomicon. N asked why he didn’t receive an invite to this cherished event and Donnie B looked at him and asked “Are you serious? Why in the world would I invite you to my wedding?” N had this hurt look in his eyes and maybe even started to tear up (which he has denied). N said “With all we’ve been through, I thought you would surely invite me.” Donnie B said “Think again” and walked away. This led to N turning on Donnie B yet again costing them the tag titles. Now, the wedding which is a few months away, is starting to be the talk of the town. Negronomicon was so upset that after going to see William Regal about their match and being informed that the next match between him and Donnie B would be decided on the internet by the fans, he got to thinking. What most people don’t realize is that Negronomicon is actually a wiz at computers. In fact, he actually hacked (yes, hacked) into the CSWA’s mainframe (ok, so they are a little slow in the technology field) and changed all the voting that was rolling in. In fact, he changed the stipulation to now be a “If I (Negronomicon) win, I get to be invited to the wedding. If I lose, then I don’t get to attend.” By the time Donnie B found out that this was going on, it was too late. Donnie B’s fiance was none-the-happier about it but they decided to live with it.
Here are the matches scheduled for the next PPV which is entitled “Unforgiven”:
Edge vs Christian for the HWF IC title
Undertaker vs Booker T – Hell in the Cell for the HWF World Title
Samoa Joe vs Mick Foley for the NA title
Shawn Michaels vs Batista for the CSWA TV title – mw3 will get to be the special guest referee
Tommy Dreamer vs Jay Lethal for the X-division title – no time limit
John Cena vs Khali for the CSWA world title
Bobby Lashley vs Randy Orton
Negronomicon vs Donnie B in “If I win, I get invited to the wedding” match to be held as an “I-Quit” match.
Santino vs Shelton Benjamin for the Cruiserweight title
Chris Jericho vs. Rey Mysterio for the US title
Handsome G and Super Warrior vs John Morrison and Christopher Daniels for the tag team titles
A match will be held between the CSWA and HWF World Champs to determine who goes on to meet Kurt Angle for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship.
More to come.
The contract that Lashley signed when entering the HWF was actually a pay-per-appearance one. This means that he may or may not be on every card. Apparently, this is the contract Regal agreed to when signing the former ECW Champion. Lashley has said that he wants to fight the top caliber wrestlers. He feels that putting himself against the cream of the crop can only best prepare him for being a World Champion again. He said that his match against Cena showed him quite a few of his weak-links so he is ready to move on to the next level. Lashley issued a challenge to Randy Orton saying Randy is one of the best wrestlers in the business and he needs to hone his skills. Orton came out but didn’t have anything nice to say to or about Lashley. He said that Lashley was beneath him and didn’t deserve a match against him. Lashley actually started to get angry and actually slapped Orton. Regal came over to break it up and said that if either man really want to prove themselves, they can duke it out in the ring with the winner of the match becoming a top contender (not the #1 but closer in line) for the World Heavyweight championship.
Donnie B got stopped in the back and was questioned as to what went down (this time) between he and the Negronomicon. Donnie B went on to tell us a story how a few months ago, he got engaged. He said that it was the happiest time of his life – even greater than winning the tag-team titles with his friend/nemesis Negronomicon. Well, N didn’t take that too well. Over the next few months, Donnie B and his fiance started to plan their wedding. Invites were sent to all their closest friends and relatives. CSWA GM Jeffrey Meyers was actually asked to be his best man (which he gracefully accepted). With the exception of a few wrestlers, most of the people invited made it (SW replied with scribbling that was unreadable and Handsome G said he had a cold). Left off the list was the Negronomicon. N asked why he didn’t receive an invite to this cherished event and Donnie B looked at him and asked “Are you serious? Why in the world would I invite you to my wedding?” N had this hurt look in his eyes and maybe even started to tear up (which he has denied). N said “With all we’ve been through, I thought you would surely invite me.” Donnie B said “Think again” and walked away. This led to N turning on Donnie B yet again costing them the tag titles. Now, the wedding which is a few months away, is starting to be the talk of the town. Negronomicon was so upset that after going to see William Regal about their match and being informed that the next match between him and Donnie B would be decided on the internet by the fans, he got to thinking. What most people don’t realize is that Negronomicon is actually a wiz at computers. In fact, he actually hacked (yes, hacked) into the CSWA’s mainframe (ok, so they are a little slow in the technology field) and changed all the voting that was rolling in. In fact, he changed the stipulation to now be a “If I (Negronomicon) win, I get to be invited to the wedding. If I lose, then I don’t get to attend.” By the time Donnie B found out that this was going on, it was too late. Donnie B’s fiance was none-the-happier about it but they decided to live with it.
Here are the matches scheduled for the next PPV which is entitled “Unforgiven”:
Edge vs Christian for the HWF IC title
Undertaker vs Booker T – Hell in the Cell for the HWF World Title
Samoa Joe vs Mick Foley for the NA title
Shawn Michaels vs Batista for the CSWA TV title – mw3 will get to be the special guest referee
Tommy Dreamer vs Jay Lethal for the X-division title – no time limit
John Cena vs Khali for the CSWA world title
Bobby Lashley vs Randy Orton
Negronomicon vs Donnie B in “If I win, I get invited to the wedding” match to be held as an “I-Quit” match.
Santino vs Shelton Benjamin for the Cruiserweight title
Chris Jericho vs. Rey Mysterio for the US title
Handsome G and Super Warrior vs John Morrison and Christopher Daniels for the tag team titles
A match will be held between the CSWA and HWF World Champs to determine who goes on to meet Kurt Angle for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship.
More to come.
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Hello fans. Welcome back. Our night began with both Ric Flair and his friend Ricky Steamboat came down to the ring. Ric started off by thanking the fans for a lifetime of memories. He also thanked Steamboat for a fantastic final match. He goes on to tell us how he wishes he could continue to wrestle but its about time for him to hang it up. The fans go into a chant of “Thank you Ric!” He and Steamboat both thank the fans again for supporting them throughout their entire careers. They leave the ring to a standing ovation from the fans.
Donnie B went in to talk with William Regal. He explained that with how things ended at the ppv between him and Negronomincon, he thought this would be far from over. Regal agreed and asked what he suggested. DB asked for a match with the Negronomicon but wanted to make sure that N wouldn’t have a chance to run away like the bitch he is. Regal said DB should poll the fans. Give them 3 or 4 options and let them choose. Donnie B thanked Regal for his input and went off to go set it up. After Donnie B left, Negronomicon snuck into Regal’s office. He asked Regal what DB wanted and Regal informed him. Negronomicon looked nervous. Regal said that fans would be able to go online and choose the match. Negronomicon left and appeared that he had something up his sleeve. We will need to see where this goes.
Tommy Dreamer agreed to give Jay Lethal another title shot but said that he would do it at the next ppv. Lethal asked “Why not now?” Dreamer didn’t feel that this was the time or place so Lethal asked what he could do. Dreamer started to walk away and Lethal attacked him. Lethal gave Dreamer a DDT on the floor and then went to the top turnbuckle and dropped a flying elbow onto the prone Dreamer. Lethal picked up the X-Division title and posed with it before dropping it on the ground and walking away.
Samoa Joe was going to defend the NA Title against Mick Foley but the match ended up getting cancelled when Mr. Kennedy came down and questioned why Foley, a semi-retired chump was getting a second title match when a wrestler of his caliber was sitting on the sidelines. Kennedy then challenged Foley for the opportunity to meet Samoa Joe. Foley responded that Kennedy didn’t have anything to lose and if he really wanted this match, he needed to put something considerable up. This prompted William Regal to come down and tell Kennedy that if he wants the match with Foley, he should put his career on the line. He is younger than Mick so there should be no issue, right? Kennedy agreed to the stipulation and as soon as the bell rang, Mick shoved Mr. Socko down Kennedy’s throat. It only took 30 seconds but Kennedy actually taps out. HOLY COW! Kennedy is out of a job.
The final match on this card is Undertaker taking on Booker T. The match was supposed to be for the title in a cage but Booker backed out. He acknowledged that he should first be able to beat the Deadman in a non-title match before requesting a title match. The match begun with Booker accidentally blinding the ref. He grabbed a chair and hit himself in the head busting himself open. He tossed the chair to the Undertaker who ends up getting caught red-handed with an illegal weapon. The ref then disqualifies the Undertaker and awards the match to Booker. While the Undertaker was arguing with the ref, Booker grabbed the chair and beat the Undertaker from pillar to post. Booker takes the World title and starts to leave with it. Back in the ring, Undertaker sits up and is a bloody mess. Booker about craps his pants. Undertaker starts to get up and even makes it out of the ring. Booker drops the belt and hightails it out of there. Booker gets his title shot but may not be in the best shape mentally for it. We will be back with more updates soon.
Donnie B went in to talk with William Regal. He explained that with how things ended at the ppv between him and Negronomincon, he thought this would be far from over. Regal agreed and asked what he suggested. DB asked for a match with the Negronomicon but wanted to make sure that N wouldn’t have a chance to run away like the bitch he is. Regal said DB should poll the fans. Give them 3 or 4 options and let them choose. Donnie B thanked Regal for his input and went off to go set it up. After Donnie B left, Negronomicon snuck into Regal’s office. He asked Regal what DB wanted and Regal informed him. Negronomicon looked nervous. Regal said that fans would be able to go online and choose the match. Negronomicon left and appeared that he had something up his sleeve. We will need to see where this goes.
Tommy Dreamer agreed to give Jay Lethal another title shot but said that he would do it at the next ppv. Lethal asked “Why not now?” Dreamer didn’t feel that this was the time or place so Lethal asked what he could do. Dreamer started to walk away and Lethal attacked him. Lethal gave Dreamer a DDT on the floor and then went to the top turnbuckle and dropped a flying elbow onto the prone Dreamer. Lethal picked up the X-Division title and posed with it before dropping it on the ground and walking away.
Samoa Joe was going to defend the NA Title against Mick Foley but the match ended up getting cancelled when Mr. Kennedy came down and questioned why Foley, a semi-retired chump was getting a second title match when a wrestler of his caliber was sitting on the sidelines. Kennedy then challenged Foley for the opportunity to meet Samoa Joe. Foley responded that Kennedy didn’t have anything to lose and if he really wanted this match, he needed to put something considerable up. This prompted William Regal to come down and tell Kennedy that if he wants the match with Foley, he should put his career on the line. He is younger than Mick so there should be no issue, right? Kennedy agreed to the stipulation and as soon as the bell rang, Mick shoved Mr. Socko down Kennedy’s throat. It only took 30 seconds but Kennedy actually taps out. HOLY COW! Kennedy is out of a job.
The final match on this card is Undertaker taking on Booker T. The match was supposed to be for the title in a cage but Booker backed out. He acknowledged that he should first be able to beat the Deadman in a non-title match before requesting a title match. The match begun with Booker accidentally blinding the ref. He grabbed a chair and hit himself in the head busting himself open. He tossed the chair to the Undertaker who ends up getting caught red-handed with an illegal weapon. The ref then disqualifies the Undertaker and awards the match to Booker. While the Undertaker was arguing with the ref, Booker grabbed the chair and beat the Undertaker from pillar to post. Booker takes the World title and starts to leave with it. Back in the ring, Undertaker sits up and is a bloody mess. Booker about craps his pants. Undertaker starts to get up and even makes it out of the ring. Booker drops the belt and hightails it out of there. Booker gets his title shot but may not be in the best shape mentally for it. We will be back with more updates soon.
Wrestling Newsletter Year 4 (2009)_5.1 – Wrestlemania Results
Hello fans and welcome to the lastest issue of the wrestling newsletter where we will recap the results from our last PPV Wrestlemania.
The show began with the announcement of new wrestlers being brought in. We now have the tag team of Cryme Tyme (Shad and JTG) who were drafted to the CSWA and Trevor Murdoch who was drafted to the HWF. We look forward to some great matches from these guys.
Our first match of the night was a battle royal involving all those not wrestling in tonights show. Even though Kurt Angle is scheduled to defend his Undisputed Heavyweight Championship tonight, he asked to be added in to the battle royal. This will give the winner a shot at any title they desire. Here is the order of elimination and who finally won.
Kurt Angle (by Jeff Hardy), Mark Henry (by Carlito), Bubba Ray by Mike Knox, Matt Hardy by Fit Finley, Scott Steiner by Rey Mysterio, Kane by Shelton Benjamin, Shelton Benjamin by Tommy Dreamer, Randy Orton by Elijah Burke, CM Punk by HHH, Charlie Haas by Jeff Hardy, HHH by Rick Steiner, Golddust by Jeff Jarrett, Carlito by Chavo Jr., Devon by Jeff Hardy, Sting by Elijah Burke, Viscera by the Hurricane, John Morrison by Rick Steiner, Rhyno by Jeff Jarrett, Trevor Murdoch by Fit Finley, Hurricane by Tommy Dreamer (2 consecutive DDT’s), Kennedy by JTG, Mike Knox by Chavo jr., Brian Kendrick by Umaga, Finley by Chavo Jr., Cody Rhodes by Snitsky, Umaga by Jeff Hardy, Steven Richards by Batista, Batista by Jeff Hardy, Chavo by Abyss, Jeff Hardy by Snitsky, Snitsky by Tommy Dreamer (2 Sigapore cane shots), Khali by JTG, JTG by Jeff Jarrett, Jay Lethal by Rey Mysterio, Elijah Burke by Tommy Dreamer, Rick Steiner by Rey Mysterio, Tommy Dreamer by Rey Mysterio, Abyss by Jeff Jarrett, Shad by Ted Dibiasi jr., Jeff Jarrett by Ted Dibiasi jr.
The final two combatants are Rey Mysterio jr and Ted DiBiasi Jr. The winner of the match and the choice of any title shot he wants – Rey Mysterio Jr.
Our second match of the night is our first title defense. Defending their tag team titles, Donnie B and the Negronomicon took on the challenge from Handsome G and the Super Warrior. Donnie B tried to start the match off against Handsome G but Negronomicon tagged himself in. After a quick double-team on Handsome G, Donnie B tags himself in. Handsome G hits a big splash on Donnie B and tags in Super Warrior. Donnie B tags in Negronomicon. Another double team and Donnie B is back in. DB hits SW with a chair and goes for the cover and only gets a 2 count. A double team on Donnie B and G is back in. DB tags in N. A snap suplex on G and a cover for a 2 count. An eye gouge and N makes for the tag but Donnie B steps away. Another double team on N and Donnie B still won’t tag in. Donnie B finally comes in for the double team and then shoves N out of the ring. G hits DB with a low blow and makes it out to SW. Donnie B turns to tag in N and he is gone. Super Warrior hits the Super Powerbomb and the count 1 -2- 3. With no one to make the save, we have NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS – Handsome G and the Super Warrior. The new champs leave and then N shows up again and takes Donnie B out with a baking pan. He leaves him in the ring beaten and bloodied.
Next on the card we have a #1 contenders match. Edge takes on the Big Show. Edge was not 100% ready for this match but he definitely showed up. Right out of the bat, Big Show hits the Cutting Edge for a 2 count. Big Show easily dominated Edge until Edge clotheslined the big man out of the ring. Out of nowhere, HHH came down and hit Big Show with a sledgehammer. He quickly left before being discovered. Big Show gets counted out. Edge is the new #1 contender. When asked what title he wants the shot at, he says “I want my IC belt back. Christian, your ass is grass.”
Our first World Title match is up with CSWA World Champion John Cena taking on Bobby Lashley. Bobby Lashlye held his own up until Cena hit him with a chain. Cena then took over dazzling the audience with moves. He got Lashley upfor the F-U and what Impressed everyone was that Bobby kicked out. Cena hit Bobby again with the chain this time busting him open. Lashley was gushing. Apparently he didn’t have the stamina to continue so after Cena hit the 5 knuckle shuffle, he covered Bobby for the pin. The winner and STILL CSWA World Champion – John Cena.
Our second world title match is up with Booker T defending the HWF World title against the Undertaker. I have never seen such a close match. It was this way all the way through the 20 minutes. The ref declares this match a Time limit draw. This prompts our GM William Regal to come out and state how important is it to have a champion who does not hide behind DQ’s, count outs and time limit draws. He asks the fans if they want this match to continue. The fans chant “YES”. Booker walks out saying how tired he is from fighting the dead man. Regal tells him he is restarting the match. If he does not get back in the ring, he will strip Booker of the title and he will not get another shot at it for 6 months. Booker gets back in the ring and in 2 minutes falls prey to the Tombstone piledriver and a 3 count. The winner and NEW HWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION – The Undertaker. Even though ‘Taker fought the hard fight here, he will have to meet John Cena later on to see who goes to meet Kurt Angle for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship.
IN an impromtu match, Jay Lethal challenged Tommy Dreamer for the HWF X-division championship. Very surprising we had a second match go the distance. This time Regal did not come out. Dreamer retains the belt by time limit draw. Lethal will get another shot at the belt.
MVP finally gets his rematch after Santino stole the Cruiserweight championship. It is astonishing to see these matches going the limit. Santino retains the Cruiserweight title after a 20 min draw.
Samoa Joe vs. Cactus Jack for the North American title is next. I don’t know what to say other than Joe was having his ASS handed to him. Cactus showed him the meaning of a true beating. The match ended after Joe said he had enough and walked away from the ring getting counted out. The winner of the match by countout – Cactus Jack. Our illustrious GM William Regal came out and said that these two will meet again soon and it will be no countout.
Christian was up next defending his IC title against Christopher Daniels. Daniels really took it to the champ after Edge showed up on the stage. He controlled the majority of the match until Christian regained his composure. Christian started to get frustrated after Daniels kicked out of 2 Unprettiers. The match came to an end (thankfully not another 20 minute match) after Christian took Daniels out with a one man concerto. Winner and still HWF IC Champion – Christian.
After the match, Edge ran in to briefly brawl with Christian before Christian got out of the ring and made his way to safer grounds.
Next is Champion vs. Champion with John Cena taking on the exhausted Undertaker to see who will go on to meet Kurt Angle for the Undisputed Championship. William made a brief appearance saying that regardless of what happens, this match WILL have a winner. Undertaker hits a tombstone piledriver right out of the gate but only gets a one count. Cena tosses Undertaker out of the ring but he’s back in almost immediately. They brawl back and forth for a bit and then it’s Cena turn to visit the outside of the ring. Booker T appears at ringside and chats with Cena causing him to get counted out but the ref won’t end the match citing what Regal stated earlier. Cena gets back in the ring. They brawl some more and Undertaker makes his second trip to the outside – right where Booker is waiting for him but Undertaker is quickly back in the ring foiling Booker’s attack. Little did he see Cena waiting for him so as soon as he was back in the ring, John set up up for the F-U and delivered the thunderous blow. Cena covered Undertaker and got the 1-2-3. John Cena goes on to meet Kurt Angle later on this night. After he leaves the ring, Booker jumps in and attacks the beaten Undertaker. This prompts Regal to make another appearance and says that he’s had it with people jumping other people. The next person that does it is SUSPENDED. He will grant Booker another title shot but it MUST be in a steel cage.
Next up is MW3 defending the CSWA TV title against Shawn Michaels. This was supposed to be a normal cage but Regal changed it at the last minute to a “Oklahoma Bull-rope, Coleminer’s glove, Come dressed as you are streetfight in a Steel cage”. As soon as the bell rung, MW3 tasted the boot of Michaels as he received the Sweet Chin Music. MW3 his a groing shot and Michaels counters with an excruciating arm drag and twist followed by a shoulder smash. Michaels is the first to go to the specialty stuff and hits a belly to belly suplex onto barbwire but only got a 2 count. Michaels continues the beat down on MW3 and hits another SCM. He picks up MW3 after a one count. Michaels goes to pick up the coleminer’s glove and nails MW3 right in the groin. Michaels goes for the cover but somehow MW3 kicks out. After hitting a flying bodypress and loosening a few of MW3’s teeth, the champ finally makes a comeback of his own and uses the coalminers glove on Michaels. He hits Shawn a second time but then Shawn takes it away, climbs the cage and hits MW3 after jumping off the top of the cage. He goes for the pin again but picks MW3 up. MW3 manages to kick Shawn in the groin but has little effect. WE have surpassed the 20 minute marker and MW3 is trashed. Michaels managed to cut MW3’s hair twice (he will leave town for 2 weeks). Shawn got an initial pin allowing him to try to leave the cage. MW3 somehow stopped him. Shawn ripped part of MW3’s mask partially exposing his face. Hmm…He looks familiar.. The end came after Shawn connected with a Belly to Belly Suplex onto barbwire. This time MW3 wasn’t moving. Shawn gets the win and becomes the NEW CSWA TV Champion. (If this was based on points, MW3 would have had 74 and Shawn 270).
We have just a few matches left for our show. The next one up is between AJ Styles and Chris Jericho for the CSWA US title. This match starts with Jericho charging the champ and being shown the outside of the ring. He gets back in, charges and is shown the other side. The two men start their battle. Jericho hits the Lionsault early but only for a 2 count. AJ comes back with the Styles’ Clash but only for a two count of his own. AJ is all over the ring but Jericho is keeping up with him. Jericho sends AJ to the outside but Styles is back in before Jericho can admire his handiwork. AJ hits Jericho with a backflip kick but Jericho slaps AJ in the Walls of Jericho which he easily escapes. Out of nowhere, Chris hits another Lionsault in the middle of the ring and surprisingly gets the win. Winner and NEW CSWA US Champion – Chris Jericho.
Our second to last match of the night is for the Undisputed Championship between the champion Kurt Angle and CSWA World champion John Cena. I secretly think Angle went out early in the tournament just so he can say that he participated in more than one match this evening. Kurt did everything a defending champion should do from kicking his opponent out of the ring to a little choking (hey, he has till the count of 5). Angle controlled the match even when Cena tossed him to the outside. He never lost control. The final straw for Cena was after Angle delivered a Belly to Belly plex which saw John almost land on his head. Angle followed it up with a Olympic Leg Sweep and a cover to get the win and remain the UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.
Our final match of the night is the retirement match for the Nature Boy Ric Flair against his friend and rival Ricky the Dragon Steamboat. Both men shook hands and then the gloves came off. Ricky went on the offensive first but was countered by the WHOOOOOOOOOOO. Flair immediately pulled out a foreign object and nailed Steamboat with it. He only got a 2 count. Looks like the Dragon is getting ready to breathe some fire. A chop to the chest of Steamboat stopped him in his tracks. The Dragon went for the Steamboat splash but Flair got out of the way. Ricky finally got ahold of Ric and locked him in an abdominal stretch. Flair made it to the ropes to break the hold. Flair managed to get Steamboat in a sleeper hold and dropped him to the mat trying to make a cover. He got a one count. Flair went to charge Steamboat in the corner and he got stopped in his tracks by a Wooooooo from Ricky. That didn’t make Flair too happy. Flair chopped the chest of Steamboat and covered him for a 2 count. The Dragon got tossed out of the ring but only for a few moments when Flair followed him out and then threw him back in. Ricky was waiting for him and caught him with a beautiful dropkick. Flair hightailed it out of the ring. The Dragon followed him out and monkey flipped him on the ground. Finally back in the ring, Ricky caught Flair in a reverse cradle but only got a two count. Flair got up and did his strut. Flair suckered Ricky into the corner hitting him with the foreign object. He covered him but only got a 2 count. Flair went to drop a knee but Steamboat moved. More dropkicks from the Dragon but Flair kept up with a nasty looking shoulder smash. A sleeperhold from Flair is turned into another abdominal stretch. Again, Flair makes it to the ropes. Some reverse knife-edge chops from Steamboat stops Flair cold. Just as Flair goes for the foreign object again, the bell rings signalling the end of the match after a grueling 20 minute battle between these titans. Ric’s final match is a draw and he and Steamboat shake hands and hug to a standing ovation from the crowd. After a few minutes, Ricky left the ring and let the Nature Boy soak up all the adulation from the fans. This was his final moment. Thank you Ric for all the memories.
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The show began with the announcement of new wrestlers being brought in. We now have the tag team of Cryme Tyme (Shad and JTG) who were drafted to the CSWA and Trevor Murdoch who was drafted to the HWF. We look forward to some great matches from these guys.
Our first match of the night was a battle royal involving all those not wrestling in tonights show. Even though Kurt Angle is scheduled to defend his Undisputed Heavyweight Championship tonight, he asked to be added in to the battle royal. This will give the winner a shot at any title they desire. Here is the order of elimination and who finally won.
Kurt Angle (by Jeff Hardy), Mark Henry (by Carlito), Bubba Ray by Mike Knox, Matt Hardy by Fit Finley, Scott Steiner by Rey Mysterio, Kane by Shelton Benjamin, Shelton Benjamin by Tommy Dreamer, Randy Orton by Elijah Burke, CM Punk by HHH, Charlie Haas by Jeff Hardy, HHH by Rick Steiner, Golddust by Jeff Jarrett, Carlito by Chavo Jr., Devon by Jeff Hardy, Sting by Elijah Burke, Viscera by the Hurricane, John Morrison by Rick Steiner, Rhyno by Jeff Jarrett, Trevor Murdoch by Fit Finley, Hurricane by Tommy Dreamer (2 consecutive DDT’s), Kennedy by JTG, Mike Knox by Chavo jr., Brian Kendrick by Umaga, Finley by Chavo Jr., Cody Rhodes by Snitsky, Umaga by Jeff Hardy, Steven Richards by Batista, Batista by Jeff Hardy, Chavo by Abyss, Jeff Hardy by Snitsky, Snitsky by Tommy Dreamer (2 Sigapore cane shots), Khali by JTG, JTG by Jeff Jarrett, Jay Lethal by Rey Mysterio, Elijah Burke by Tommy Dreamer, Rick Steiner by Rey Mysterio, Tommy Dreamer by Rey Mysterio, Abyss by Jeff Jarrett, Shad by Ted Dibiasi jr., Jeff Jarrett by Ted Dibiasi jr.
The final two combatants are Rey Mysterio jr and Ted DiBiasi Jr. The winner of the match and the choice of any title shot he wants – Rey Mysterio Jr.
Our second match of the night is our first title defense. Defending their tag team titles, Donnie B and the Negronomicon took on the challenge from Handsome G and the Super Warrior. Donnie B tried to start the match off against Handsome G but Negronomicon tagged himself in. After a quick double-team on Handsome G, Donnie B tags himself in. Handsome G hits a big splash on Donnie B and tags in Super Warrior. Donnie B tags in Negronomicon. Another double team and Donnie B is back in. DB hits SW with a chair and goes for the cover and only gets a 2 count. A double team on Donnie B and G is back in. DB tags in N. A snap suplex on G and a cover for a 2 count. An eye gouge and N makes for the tag but Donnie B steps away. Another double team on N and Donnie B still won’t tag in. Donnie B finally comes in for the double team and then shoves N out of the ring. G hits DB with a low blow and makes it out to SW. Donnie B turns to tag in N and he is gone. Super Warrior hits the Super Powerbomb and the count 1 -2- 3. With no one to make the save, we have NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS – Handsome G and the Super Warrior. The new champs leave and then N shows up again and takes Donnie B out with a baking pan. He leaves him in the ring beaten and bloodied.
Next on the card we have a #1 contenders match. Edge takes on the Big Show. Edge was not 100% ready for this match but he definitely showed up. Right out of the bat, Big Show hits the Cutting Edge for a 2 count. Big Show easily dominated Edge until Edge clotheslined the big man out of the ring. Out of nowhere, HHH came down and hit Big Show with a sledgehammer. He quickly left before being discovered. Big Show gets counted out. Edge is the new #1 contender. When asked what title he wants the shot at, he says “I want my IC belt back. Christian, your ass is grass.”
Our first World Title match is up with CSWA World Champion John Cena taking on Bobby Lashley. Bobby Lashlye held his own up until Cena hit him with a chain. Cena then took over dazzling the audience with moves. He got Lashley upfor the F-U and what Impressed everyone was that Bobby kicked out. Cena hit Bobby again with the chain this time busting him open. Lashley was gushing. Apparently he didn’t have the stamina to continue so after Cena hit the 5 knuckle shuffle, he covered Bobby for the pin. The winner and STILL CSWA World Champion – John Cena.
Our second world title match is up with Booker T defending the HWF World title against the Undertaker. I have never seen such a close match. It was this way all the way through the 20 minutes. The ref declares this match a Time limit draw. This prompts our GM William Regal to come out and state how important is it to have a champion who does not hide behind DQ’s, count outs and time limit draws. He asks the fans if they want this match to continue. The fans chant “YES”. Booker walks out saying how tired he is from fighting the dead man. Regal tells him he is restarting the match. If he does not get back in the ring, he will strip Booker of the title and he will not get another shot at it for 6 months. Booker gets back in the ring and in 2 minutes falls prey to the Tombstone piledriver and a 3 count. The winner and NEW HWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION – The Undertaker. Even though ‘Taker fought the hard fight here, he will have to meet John Cena later on to see who goes to meet Kurt Angle for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship.
IN an impromtu match, Jay Lethal challenged Tommy Dreamer for the HWF X-division championship. Very surprising we had a second match go the distance. This time Regal did not come out. Dreamer retains the belt by time limit draw. Lethal will get another shot at the belt.
MVP finally gets his rematch after Santino stole the Cruiserweight championship. It is astonishing to see these matches going the limit. Santino retains the Cruiserweight title after a 20 min draw.
Samoa Joe vs. Cactus Jack for the North American title is next. I don’t know what to say other than Joe was having his ASS handed to him. Cactus showed him the meaning of a true beating. The match ended after Joe said he had enough and walked away from the ring getting counted out. The winner of the match by countout – Cactus Jack. Our illustrious GM William Regal came out and said that these two will meet again soon and it will be no countout.
Christian was up next defending his IC title against Christopher Daniels. Daniels really took it to the champ after Edge showed up on the stage. He controlled the majority of the match until Christian regained his composure. Christian started to get frustrated after Daniels kicked out of 2 Unprettiers. The match came to an end (thankfully not another 20 minute match) after Christian took Daniels out with a one man concerto. Winner and still HWF IC Champion – Christian.
After the match, Edge ran in to briefly brawl with Christian before Christian got out of the ring and made his way to safer grounds.
Next is Champion vs. Champion with John Cena taking on the exhausted Undertaker to see who will go on to meet Kurt Angle for the Undisputed Championship. William made a brief appearance saying that regardless of what happens, this match WILL have a winner. Undertaker hits a tombstone piledriver right out of the gate but only gets a one count. Cena tosses Undertaker out of the ring but he’s back in almost immediately. They brawl back and forth for a bit and then it’s Cena turn to visit the outside of the ring. Booker T appears at ringside and chats with Cena causing him to get counted out but the ref won’t end the match citing what Regal stated earlier. Cena gets back in the ring. They brawl some more and Undertaker makes his second trip to the outside – right where Booker is waiting for him but Undertaker is quickly back in the ring foiling Booker’s attack. Little did he see Cena waiting for him so as soon as he was back in the ring, John set up up for the F-U and delivered the thunderous blow. Cena covered Undertaker and got the 1-2-3. John Cena goes on to meet Kurt Angle later on this night. After he leaves the ring, Booker jumps in and attacks the beaten Undertaker. This prompts Regal to make another appearance and says that he’s had it with people jumping other people. The next person that does it is SUSPENDED. He will grant Booker another title shot but it MUST be in a steel cage.
Next up is MW3 defending the CSWA TV title against Shawn Michaels. This was supposed to be a normal cage but Regal changed it at the last minute to a “Oklahoma Bull-rope, Coleminer’s glove, Come dressed as you are streetfight in a Steel cage”. As soon as the bell rung, MW3 tasted the boot of Michaels as he received the Sweet Chin Music. MW3 his a groing shot and Michaels counters with an excruciating arm drag and twist followed by a shoulder smash. Michaels is the first to go to the specialty stuff and hits a belly to belly suplex onto barbwire but only got a 2 count. Michaels continues the beat down on MW3 and hits another SCM. He picks up MW3 after a one count. Michaels goes to pick up the coleminer’s glove and nails MW3 right in the groin. Michaels goes for the cover but somehow MW3 kicks out. After hitting a flying bodypress and loosening a few of MW3’s teeth, the champ finally makes a comeback of his own and uses the coalminers glove on Michaels. He hits Shawn a second time but then Shawn takes it away, climbs the cage and hits MW3 after jumping off the top of the cage. He goes for the pin again but picks MW3 up. MW3 manages to kick Shawn in the groin but has little effect. WE have surpassed the 20 minute marker and MW3 is trashed. Michaels managed to cut MW3’s hair twice (he will leave town for 2 weeks). Shawn got an initial pin allowing him to try to leave the cage. MW3 somehow stopped him. Shawn ripped part of MW3’s mask partially exposing his face. Hmm…He looks familiar.. The end came after Shawn connected with a Belly to Belly Suplex onto barbwire. This time MW3 wasn’t moving. Shawn gets the win and becomes the NEW CSWA TV Champion. (If this was based on points, MW3 would have had 74 and Shawn 270).
We have just a few matches left for our show. The next one up is between AJ Styles and Chris Jericho for the CSWA US title. This match starts with Jericho charging the champ and being shown the outside of the ring. He gets back in, charges and is shown the other side. The two men start their battle. Jericho hits the Lionsault early but only for a 2 count. AJ comes back with the Styles’ Clash but only for a two count of his own. AJ is all over the ring but Jericho is keeping up with him. Jericho sends AJ to the outside but Styles is back in before Jericho can admire his handiwork. AJ hits Jericho with a backflip kick but Jericho slaps AJ in the Walls of Jericho which he easily escapes. Out of nowhere, Chris hits another Lionsault in the middle of the ring and surprisingly gets the win. Winner and NEW CSWA US Champion – Chris Jericho.
Our second to last match of the night is for the Undisputed Championship between the champion Kurt Angle and CSWA World champion John Cena. I secretly think Angle went out early in the tournament just so he can say that he participated in more than one match this evening. Kurt did everything a defending champion should do from kicking his opponent out of the ring to a little choking (hey, he has till the count of 5). Angle controlled the match even when Cena tossed him to the outside. He never lost control. The final straw for Cena was after Angle delivered a Belly to Belly plex which saw John almost land on his head. Angle followed it up with a Olympic Leg Sweep and a cover to get the win and remain the UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.
Our final match of the night is the retirement match for the Nature Boy Ric Flair against his friend and rival Ricky the Dragon Steamboat. Both men shook hands and then the gloves came off. Ricky went on the offensive first but was countered by the WHOOOOOOOOOOO. Flair immediately pulled out a foreign object and nailed Steamboat with it. He only got a 2 count. Looks like the Dragon is getting ready to breathe some fire. A chop to the chest of Steamboat stopped him in his tracks. The Dragon went for the Steamboat splash but Flair got out of the way. Ricky finally got ahold of Ric and locked him in an abdominal stretch. Flair made it to the ropes to break the hold. Flair managed to get Steamboat in a sleeper hold and dropped him to the mat trying to make a cover. He got a one count. Flair went to charge Steamboat in the corner and he got stopped in his tracks by a Wooooooo from Ricky. That didn’t make Flair too happy. Flair chopped the chest of Steamboat and covered him for a 2 count. The Dragon got tossed out of the ring but only for a few moments when Flair followed him out and then threw him back in. Ricky was waiting for him and caught him with a beautiful dropkick. Flair hightailed it out of the ring. The Dragon followed him out and monkey flipped him on the ground. Finally back in the ring, Ricky caught Flair in a reverse cradle but only got a two count. Flair got up and did his strut. Flair suckered Ricky into the corner hitting him with the foreign object. He covered him but only got a 2 count. Flair went to drop a knee but Steamboat moved. More dropkicks from the Dragon but Flair kept up with a nasty looking shoulder smash. A sleeperhold from Flair is turned into another abdominal stretch. Again, Flair makes it to the ropes. Some reverse knife-edge chops from Steamboat stops Flair cold. Just as Flair goes for the foreign object again, the bell rings signalling the end of the match after a grueling 20 minute battle between these titans. Ric’s final match is a draw and he and Steamboat shake hands and hug to a standing ovation from the crowd. After a few minutes, Ricky left the ring and let the Nature Boy soak up all the adulation from the fans. This was his final moment. Thank you Ric for all the memories.
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Wrestling Newsletter Year 4 (2009)_4.7
Hello Wrestling fans and welcome back to our latest installment of the Wrestling newsletter. We have had a lot transpire in the last week so lets get down to business.
In the ongoing saga between MW3 and Shawn Michaels, both men picked their partners. MW3 is teamed with Batista and Shawn Michaels is teamed with “The Dog-Faced Gremlin” Rick Steiner. Batista and Steiner start off but Batista overpowers his opponent. Micheals refuses to tag in. MW3 comes in and continues the offensive barrage. Steiner tries to tag out again but Michaels turns away. The match ends up in DQ after Shawn Michaels, frustrated with his partner’s inability to do anything right, hit MW3, Batista and Steiner with a chair. This prompted William Regal to come out and make a 4 way dance in a lumberjack match between the 4 men.
Shawn Michaels gets the win after knocking everyone out with brass knuckles and pinning each of them. Regal came out again and said that since Shawn is playing the role of Coward, he is making a Steel Cage match between MW3 and Michaels with the belt on the line. If Michaels loses by DQ, he will be FIRED!
The next match on the card is Big Show vs. Christian for the IC title. Christian gets the win by DQ after Edge attacked him. The refs came down and broke it up. Edge complained to William Regal that Christian stole his title. He wants revenge but first, he wants a World Title shot against Booker T. Regal reminds Edge that he has done nothing to deserve a title shot so the best he will get is a non-title match. If he wins, he will be granted a title shot.
Booker T vs. the returning Edge in a non-title match up. Edge still has some ring rust after recovering from the vicious but funny attack by Christian. Booker T gets the win after Big Show comes to ringside and distracts Edge. Big Show says “That’s what you get for interferring in my match, bitch!”
In a challenge from last week, Tommy Dreamer accepted a match against Ken Kennedy for X-division title. Kennedy came out to do his normal gab on the mic. Dreamer comes out and tells Kennedy that he will show him the meaning of X – EXTREME. Dreamer was prepared for this match but Kennedy wasn’t and that lack of preparation allowed Dreamer to connect with a DDT and get the win.
MVP vs. Santino Marella: MVP totally came into this match all cocky and pretty much wiped the mat with Santino until after playing possum, rolled up MVP and with a hook of the tights, got the win and becomes the new CSWA Cruiserweight champion. MVP immediately wanted his rematch but Santino said he would have to wait until the PPV.
Chris Jericho vs AJ Styles for the CSWA US title – this match had Match of the Year written all over it. Both men put on a show for the ages. Jericho, definitely older than the current US champion, showed that he could still keep up with the youngsters. The match had lots of high flying moves from both men and saw them hit their signature moves throughout the match but neither one got a real advantage over the other. The match ended in a draw and both men actually shook hands at the end. This prompted William Regal, who seemed to be busy today, to come out applauding the professionalism these two men showed in this match. As a result, Jericho was granted another title match – this time at Wrestlemania. Jericho was esstatic. He turned around and went to go shake AJ’s hand. Just as AJ stuck out his hand, Jericho kicked him in the gut and delivered an ensiguri. He locked AJ in the Walls of Jericho and wouldn’t break the hold until the refs came in and broke it up. Jericho walked to the back smirking.
Donnie B and Negronomicon – both men dislike each other. Donnie B makes comments about how he does all the work and N takes all the credit to which N replies “So what? Do you want an F’n cookie?” Donnie B replies by hitting N with a baking pan. GONG! Both men brawl until William Regal breaks it up. Regal says they are the World Tag Team Champs. “I don’t care if you two don’t like each other. I’m not breaking you up but instead making the two of you work together for the common goal. Live with it.” Regal walks away but not before making Donnie B and Negronomicon go their separate ways.
Elsewhere, Handsome G asks Super Warrior if he thinks he can keep his grunting and squealing under control. SW tries but is unsuccessful. G asks SW if he is retarded; is there something wrong with his head? Regal walks by and reminds them that they are a team and need to learn to act like one. Regal walks away wondering “What is happening with ego’s these days?” SW piefaces Handsome G before walking away. Handsome G stews. GRRRR.
Interviews with Undertaker, Ricky Steamboat, HHH and Shawn Michaels. Undertaker put over Flair as the greatest performer of all time. Steamboat acknowledged Flair was his greatest opponent and said the highlight point of his career is when he defeated Flair for the NWA World title. HHH pleaded with the fans to stop voting for him. Even though it would be a great honor to meet Flair in his final match, he did not want to hand Flair his final defeat. Michaels said he didn’t have time for this and walked away. Abdullah came out afterwards and just stared at the camera. He hits himself in the head causing himself to bleed. Creepy.
We are proud to make the following announcment: Bobby Lashley and Mick Foley announce their return to the squared circle. Lashley said he had such a good time performing at the PPV in his match against Brock Lesnar that he decided to return full time….for now. Mick Foley is drafted to the HWF and Lashley will appear in the CSWA. In a very bold move, Lashley has challenged John Cena for the CSWA World Heavyweight title. Cena has accepted. This brings out the Great Khali who is supposed to have the next title shot after beating Abyss. Cena says he’ll fight whomever. The two of them can figure it out. Lashley and Khali are scheduled to meet to see who goes on to fight Cena for the CSWA World title.
Mick Foley has challenged Samoa Joe for the North American championship. Jeff Hardy is supposed to get the next title shot for the NA title so in a match to determine the #1 contender, Jeff will first take on Mick Foley and the winner gets to go on to meet Samoa Joe.
Mick Foley defeats the Jeff Hardy after submission from Mr. Sokko. Foley will go on to meet Samoa Joe for the North American Championship.
Bobby Lashley also defeated his opponent The Great Khali to gain the shot against John Cena’s CSWA World Title. Khali was not happy and has vowed that he and Lashley will meet again. Lashley says that when he beats Cena for the World title, his first defense will be against Khali. Khali smiles and walks off.
The next round of eliminations in determining who the fans will vote for to meet Ric Flair in his final match came up with these results:
Undertaker: 50%
Ricky Steamboat: 38%
Shawn Michaels: 12% (Shawn has fallen from grace with the fans)
Eliminated:
HHH (decided to do what Batista said and pleaded with the fans to not vote for him anymore.
Abdullah the Butcher (only lost to Shawn Michaels by 10 votes – plus the whole bleeding thing probably turned people off)
After the last 2 wrestlers got eliminated, the fans began clammoring for the head of Shawn Michaels. There was a one day vote-off and Shawn got the boot by majority vote. This vote was different from the last ones as for this vote, you either choose Michaels or “Other” (other being Undertaker and Ricky Steamboat). It was the largest deficit in any of our voting polls so far. “Other” received 95% of the vote while the core fans of Michaels only rang in at 5%. This means that our next vote will be the showdown between Ricky Steamboat and the Undertaker.
Our final vote has Undertaker facing off with Ricky “The Dragon Steamboat”. This vote was set up for one day only. When we checked in on it in the morning, Steamboat had a 5 point lead over the Undertaker. When we checked back in the afternoon, Undertaker had a 15 point lead. Finally the end of the voting came and the final votes were tallied. The winner of the contest and the person going on to meet Ric Flair in his final match will be none other than……………
Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat
Because of the huge popularity Undertaker got in the voting, Regal didn’t want to leave him off the card so he granted him a title match against Booker T.
Our next PPV will be “Wrestlemania” and this is how the card is shaping up so far”
Donnie B & Negronomicon vs Handsome G and Super Warrior for the World Tag team titles.
MVP vs. Santino Marella in a rematch for the CSWA Cruiserweight title
MW3 vs. Shawn Michaels in a Steel Cage for the CSWA TV title
Samoa Joe takes on Mick Foley for the North American championship
John Cena defends the CSWA world title against Bobby Lashley
AJ Styles vs Chris Jericho for the US title (rematch)
Booker T defends the HFW world title against the Undertaker
IC Champion Christian vs. Christopher Daniels
Edge and Big Show square off in a #1 contenders match
In his retirement match, Ric Flair will meet his long-time friend/rival Ricky Steamboat
The results of the Wrestlemania PPV should be posted in the next newsletter. Stay tuned.
In the ongoing saga between MW3 and Shawn Michaels, both men picked their partners. MW3 is teamed with Batista and Shawn Michaels is teamed with “The Dog-Faced Gremlin” Rick Steiner. Batista and Steiner start off but Batista overpowers his opponent. Micheals refuses to tag in. MW3 comes in and continues the offensive barrage. Steiner tries to tag out again but Michaels turns away. The match ends up in DQ after Shawn Michaels, frustrated with his partner’s inability to do anything right, hit MW3, Batista and Steiner with a chair. This prompted William Regal to come out and make a 4 way dance in a lumberjack match between the 4 men.
Shawn Michaels gets the win after knocking everyone out with brass knuckles and pinning each of them. Regal came out again and said that since Shawn is playing the role of Coward, he is making a Steel Cage match between MW3 and Michaels with the belt on the line. If Michaels loses by DQ, he will be FIRED!
The next match on the card is Big Show vs. Christian for the IC title. Christian gets the win by DQ after Edge attacked him. The refs came down and broke it up. Edge complained to William Regal that Christian stole his title. He wants revenge but first, he wants a World Title shot against Booker T. Regal reminds Edge that he has done nothing to deserve a title shot so the best he will get is a non-title match. If he wins, he will be granted a title shot.
Booker T vs. the returning Edge in a non-title match up. Edge still has some ring rust after recovering from the vicious but funny attack by Christian. Booker T gets the win after Big Show comes to ringside and distracts Edge. Big Show says “That’s what you get for interferring in my match, bitch!”
In a challenge from last week, Tommy Dreamer accepted a match against Ken Kennedy for X-division title. Kennedy came out to do his normal gab on the mic. Dreamer comes out and tells Kennedy that he will show him the meaning of X – EXTREME. Dreamer was prepared for this match but Kennedy wasn’t and that lack of preparation allowed Dreamer to connect with a DDT and get the win.
MVP vs. Santino Marella: MVP totally came into this match all cocky and pretty much wiped the mat with Santino until after playing possum, rolled up MVP and with a hook of the tights, got the win and becomes the new CSWA Cruiserweight champion. MVP immediately wanted his rematch but Santino said he would have to wait until the PPV.
Chris Jericho vs AJ Styles for the CSWA US title – this match had Match of the Year written all over it. Both men put on a show for the ages. Jericho, definitely older than the current US champion, showed that he could still keep up with the youngsters. The match had lots of high flying moves from both men and saw them hit their signature moves throughout the match but neither one got a real advantage over the other. The match ended in a draw and both men actually shook hands at the end. This prompted William Regal, who seemed to be busy today, to come out applauding the professionalism these two men showed in this match. As a result, Jericho was granted another title match – this time at Wrestlemania. Jericho was esstatic. He turned around and went to go shake AJ’s hand. Just as AJ stuck out his hand, Jericho kicked him in the gut and delivered an ensiguri. He locked AJ in the Walls of Jericho and wouldn’t break the hold until the refs came in and broke it up. Jericho walked to the back smirking.
Donnie B and Negronomicon – both men dislike each other. Donnie B makes comments about how he does all the work and N takes all the credit to which N replies “So what? Do you want an F’n cookie?” Donnie B replies by hitting N with a baking pan. GONG! Both men brawl until William Regal breaks it up. Regal says they are the World Tag Team Champs. “I don’t care if you two don’t like each other. I’m not breaking you up but instead making the two of you work together for the common goal. Live with it.” Regal walks away but not before making Donnie B and Negronomicon go their separate ways.
Elsewhere, Handsome G asks Super Warrior if he thinks he can keep his grunting and squealing under control. SW tries but is unsuccessful. G asks SW if he is retarded; is there something wrong with his head? Regal walks by and reminds them that they are a team and need to learn to act like one. Regal walks away wondering “What is happening with ego’s these days?” SW piefaces Handsome G before walking away. Handsome G stews. GRRRR.
Interviews with Undertaker, Ricky Steamboat, HHH and Shawn Michaels. Undertaker put over Flair as the greatest performer of all time. Steamboat acknowledged Flair was his greatest opponent and said the highlight point of his career is when he defeated Flair for the NWA World title. HHH pleaded with the fans to stop voting for him. Even though it would be a great honor to meet Flair in his final match, he did not want to hand Flair his final defeat. Michaels said he didn’t have time for this and walked away. Abdullah came out afterwards and just stared at the camera. He hits himself in the head causing himself to bleed. Creepy.
We are proud to make the following announcment: Bobby Lashley and Mick Foley announce their return to the squared circle. Lashley said he had such a good time performing at the PPV in his match against Brock Lesnar that he decided to return full time….for now. Mick Foley is drafted to the HWF and Lashley will appear in the CSWA. In a very bold move, Lashley has challenged John Cena for the CSWA World Heavyweight title. Cena has accepted. This brings out the Great Khali who is supposed to have the next title shot after beating Abyss. Cena says he’ll fight whomever. The two of them can figure it out. Lashley and Khali are scheduled to meet to see who goes on to fight Cena for the CSWA World title.
Mick Foley has challenged Samoa Joe for the North American championship. Jeff Hardy is supposed to get the next title shot for the NA title so in a match to determine the #1 contender, Jeff will first take on Mick Foley and the winner gets to go on to meet Samoa Joe.
Mick Foley defeats the Jeff Hardy after submission from Mr. Sokko. Foley will go on to meet Samoa Joe for the North American Championship.
Bobby Lashley also defeated his opponent The Great Khali to gain the shot against John Cena’s CSWA World Title. Khali was not happy and has vowed that he and Lashley will meet again. Lashley says that when he beats Cena for the World title, his first defense will be against Khali. Khali smiles and walks off.
The next round of eliminations in determining who the fans will vote for to meet Ric Flair in his final match came up with these results:
Undertaker: 50%
Ricky Steamboat: 38%
Shawn Michaels: 12% (Shawn has fallen from grace with the fans)
Eliminated:
HHH (decided to do what Batista said and pleaded with the fans to not vote for him anymore.
Abdullah the Butcher (only lost to Shawn Michaels by 10 votes – plus the whole bleeding thing probably turned people off)
After the last 2 wrestlers got eliminated, the fans began clammoring for the head of Shawn Michaels. There was a one day vote-off and Shawn got the boot by majority vote. This vote was different from the last ones as for this vote, you either choose Michaels or “Other” (other being Undertaker and Ricky Steamboat). It was the largest deficit in any of our voting polls so far. “Other” received 95% of the vote while the core fans of Michaels only rang in at 5%. This means that our next vote will be the showdown between Ricky Steamboat and the Undertaker.
Our final vote has Undertaker facing off with Ricky “The Dragon Steamboat”. This vote was set up for one day only. When we checked in on it in the morning, Steamboat had a 5 point lead over the Undertaker. When we checked back in the afternoon, Undertaker had a 15 point lead. Finally the end of the voting came and the final votes were tallied. The winner of the contest and the person going on to meet Ric Flair in his final match will be none other than……………
Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat
Because of the huge popularity Undertaker got in the voting, Regal didn’t want to leave him off the card so he granted him a title match against Booker T.
Our next PPV will be “Wrestlemania” and this is how the card is shaping up so far”
Donnie B & Negronomicon vs Handsome G and Super Warrior for the World Tag team titles.
MVP vs. Santino Marella in a rematch for the CSWA Cruiserweight title
MW3 vs. Shawn Michaels in a Steel Cage for the CSWA TV title
Samoa Joe takes on Mick Foley for the North American championship
John Cena defends the CSWA world title against Bobby Lashley
AJ Styles vs Chris Jericho for the US title (rematch)
Booker T defends the HFW world title against the Undertaker
IC Champion Christian vs. Christopher Daniels
Edge and Big Show square off in a #1 contenders match
In his retirement match, Ric Flair will meet his long-time friend/rival Ricky Steamboat
The results of the Wrestlemania PPV should be posted in the next newsletter. Stay tuned.
Wrestling Newsletter Year 4 (2009)_4.6
Hello fans and welcome back to the wrestling newsletter. We are starting this issue off with the draft. All champions are eligible to be drafted but if a champion is drafted to the other brand, he will NOT be stripped of his championship. The only caveat is that he can only defend that tile against members of that same brand. For example, if the CSWA World Champion is draftd to the HWF, that title can only be defended against members from the CSWA. With that in place, we begin the draft:
CSWA HWF
Randy Orton Edge
Jeff Jarrett The Big Show
Batista HHH
Chris Jericho Booker T (HWF World Champ)
Great Khali Kurt Angle (Undisputed champ)
John Cena(CSWA world champ) Christian (HWF IC Champ)
Undertaker Samoa Joe (HWF NA champ)
AJ Styles (US Champ) Umaga
Shawn Michaels Kane
Rey Mysterio Sting
Bobby Lashley (just added) John Morrison
Mick Foley (just added)
Rhyno Jeff Hardy
Bubba Ray Dudley Christopher Daniels
Scott Steiner Shelton Benjamin
Carlito Ken Kennedy
MVP (Cruiserweight champ) Devon Dudley
Abyss CM Punk
Mark Henry Matt Hardy
Stevie Richards Jay Lethal
Tommy Dreamer (hwf x-div) Handsome G
Donnie B MW3 (CSWA TV Champ)
Rick Steiner Elijah Burke
Viscera Hurricane Helms
Golddust Charlie Haas
Ted Dibiasi Jr Gene Snitsky
Super Warrior Cody Rhodes
Mike Knox Brian Kendrick
Santino Marella Chavo Guerrero Jr
Negronomicon Fit Finley
Due to his performance at the PPV, Paul London has decided to quit. He was not eligible for the draft. We wish him the best in his future endevours.
We had some matches take place and we will recap those here.
Our first match was a tag team match between the challengers The Steiner Brothers taking on the champs Donnie B and the Negronomicon. The match started out with Donnie B taking on Scott Steiner. Scott keeps goading the Negronomicon to come in the ring but he refuses. Donnie B tries to hold his own but the power of the steroids just overpowers DB. Scott hits a Frankensteiner and gets the pin but Negronomicon makes the save. Scott immediately tags out to let Rick in the ring. Negronomicon tries to get Scott back in the ring but he refuses. After hitting a Black Doom on Rick, N tosses Rick out of the ring where he gets counted out. Donnie B and Negronomicon retain the tag team titles via countout. Scott and Rick leave the ring and leave the champs behind. Negronomicon starts to give Donnie B a hard time about “his having to save DB’s butt” time after time but Donnie B just walks away.
As of right now, here is where we stand in the rankings to determine who will take on Ric Flair in his final match.
Shawn Michaels: 30%
The Undertaker: 20%
Abdullah the butcher: 18%
HHH: 17%
Ricky Steamboat: 15%
With this, we announce the following 3 people eliminated from this competition:
Chris Jericho
Sting
Kurt Angle
No one really had any comments except for Chris Jericho. As he was leaving, he turned to the audience and called the fans a bunch of jackasses who wouldn’t know a good match if it bit them on their oversized asses.
We expect at the end of this newsletter to announce the next batch of those being eliminated.
Next, our illustrious GM William Regal decides to make the next match. Since MW3, the current CSWA TV champion was drafted to the HWF and the HWF X-division champion Tommy Dreamer got drafted to the CSWA, Regal decided these two should face off and the winner gets the others belt. Whomever wins the others belt will have to give up their respective belt. He announces MW3 vs Tommy Dreamer . Both men start off strong but after 6 minutes , Shawn Michaels comes out and inadvertanly distracts MW3. Dreamer throws MW3 out of the ring and he goes to have words with Shawn. MW3 gets counted out. Neither man lose their belt. Michaels demands a rematch and begins shoving MW3 when he doesn’t immediately respond. MW3 says they will meet soon and to stop bothering him about it.
On his way to the back, Tommy Dreamer gets challenged by Ken Kennedy . Dreamer accepts the match for the next card.
Our next two matches are to determine who will receive upcoming title shots. The first of these 2 matches will be Jeff Hardy vs Shelton Benjamin for shot at NA title. Jeff gets the win after connecting with a standing suplex.
The next match is Matt Hardy vs Chris daniels for shot at IC title. Both men kept this match pretty even which ended up as a time limit draw. Since this match ended in a draw, William Regal wanted to come up with an opponent Christian so he called out two of the biggest performers in the HWF…HHH and the Big Show. Shawn Michaels came down to question what HHH is doing with Batista to which HHH replied “Not now”. This gave Big Show enough of of a lead to connect with the Cutting Edge and get the win. Big Show will go on to meet Christian for the Intercontinental Championship.
In an unexpected move, Donnie B issued a challenge to MW3 for the belt. The match never really happened since Shawn Michaels interfered causing the DQ. MW3 looks to be really getting upset with Michaels. He even goes on to say that Michaels can go ahead and get himself a tag partner and he will get one. Then this can be settled for the time being.
MW3 is in the back and runs into Batista. Batista says he heard about MW3’s challenge to Shawn Michaels and wonders if he can be MW3’s partner for the next tag team match. MW3 agrees.
The next match is to determine who will challenge John Cena for the CSWA World Heavyweight Title. The two men picked for this match are the Great Khali and Abyss. In a very surprisingly upset, Khali gets the win after Abyss submits to a backbreaker.
Our last match for the evening will be to determine who gets the next title shot at AJ Styles for the CSWA US title. Our participants in this match will be Chris Jericho vs Randy Orton. Jericho gets the win after an asswhupping and a bulldog.
With the last 2 Michael’s confrontation, his stock seems to have dipped.
The Undertaker: 30%
Shawn Michaels: 25% (down from 35% of the vote)
Abdullah the butcher: 20%
HHH: 15%
Ricky Steamboat: 10%
More to come
CSWA HWF
Randy Orton Edge
Jeff Jarrett The Big Show
Batista HHH
Chris Jericho Booker T (HWF World Champ)
Great Khali Kurt Angle (Undisputed champ)
John Cena(CSWA world champ) Christian (HWF IC Champ)
Undertaker Samoa Joe (HWF NA champ)
AJ Styles (US Champ) Umaga
Shawn Michaels Kane
Rey Mysterio Sting
Bobby Lashley (just added) John Morrison
Mick Foley (just added)
Rhyno Jeff Hardy
Bubba Ray Dudley Christopher Daniels
Scott Steiner Shelton Benjamin
Carlito Ken Kennedy
MVP (Cruiserweight champ) Devon Dudley
Abyss CM Punk
Mark Henry Matt Hardy
Stevie Richards Jay Lethal
Tommy Dreamer (hwf x-div) Handsome G
Donnie B MW3 (CSWA TV Champ)
Rick Steiner Elijah Burke
Viscera Hurricane Helms
Golddust Charlie Haas
Ted Dibiasi Jr Gene Snitsky
Super Warrior Cody Rhodes
Mike Knox Brian Kendrick
Santino Marella Chavo Guerrero Jr
Negronomicon Fit Finley
Due to his performance at the PPV, Paul London has decided to quit. He was not eligible for the draft. We wish him the best in his future endevours.
We had some matches take place and we will recap those here.
Our first match was a tag team match between the challengers The Steiner Brothers taking on the champs Donnie B and the Negronomicon. The match started out with Donnie B taking on Scott Steiner. Scott keeps goading the Negronomicon to come in the ring but he refuses. Donnie B tries to hold his own but the power of the steroids just overpowers DB. Scott hits a Frankensteiner and gets the pin but Negronomicon makes the save. Scott immediately tags out to let Rick in the ring. Negronomicon tries to get Scott back in the ring but he refuses. After hitting a Black Doom on Rick, N tosses Rick out of the ring where he gets counted out. Donnie B and Negronomicon retain the tag team titles via countout. Scott and Rick leave the ring and leave the champs behind. Negronomicon starts to give Donnie B a hard time about “his having to save DB’s butt” time after time but Donnie B just walks away.
As of right now, here is where we stand in the rankings to determine who will take on Ric Flair in his final match.
Shawn Michaels: 30%
The Undertaker: 20%
Abdullah the butcher: 18%
HHH: 17%
Ricky Steamboat: 15%
With this, we announce the following 3 people eliminated from this competition:
Chris Jericho
Sting
Kurt Angle
No one really had any comments except for Chris Jericho. As he was leaving, he turned to the audience and called the fans a bunch of jackasses who wouldn’t know a good match if it bit them on their oversized asses.
We expect at the end of this newsletter to announce the next batch of those being eliminated.
Next, our illustrious GM William Regal decides to make the next match. Since MW3, the current CSWA TV champion was drafted to the HWF and the HWF X-division champion Tommy Dreamer got drafted to the CSWA, Regal decided these two should face off and the winner gets the others belt. Whomever wins the others belt will have to give up their respective belt. He announces MW3 vs Tommy Dreamer . Both men start off strong but after 6 minutes , Shawn Michaels comes out and inadvertanly distracts MW3. Dreamer throws MW3 out of the ring and he goes to have words with Shawn. MW3 gets counted out. Neither man lose their belt. Michaels demands a rematch and begins shoving MW3 when he doesn’t immediately respond. MW3 says they will meet soon and to stop bothering him about it.
On his way to the back, Tommy Dreamer gets challenged by Ken Kennedy . Dreamer accepts the match for the next card.
Our next two matches are to determine who will receive upcoming title shots. The first of these 2 matches will be Jeff Hardy vs Shelton Benjamin for shot at NA title. Jeff gets the win after connecting with a standing suplex.
The next match is Matt Hardy vs Chris daniels for shot at IC title. Both men kept this match pretty even which ended up as a time limit draw. Since this match ended in a draw, William Regal wanted to come up with an opponent Christian so he called out two of the biggest performers in the HWF…HHH and the Big Show. Shawn Michaels came down to question what HHH is doing with Batista to which HHH replied “Not now”. This gave Big Show enough of of a lead to connect with the Cutting Edge and get the win. Big Show will go on to meet Christian for the Intercontinental Championship.
In an unexpected move, Donnie B issued a challenge to MW3 for the belt. The match never really happened since Shawn Michaels interfered causing the DQ. MW3 looks to be really getting upset with Michaels. He even goes on to say that Michaels can go ahead and get himself a tag partner and he will get one. Then this can be settled for the time being.
MW3 is in the back and runs into Batista. Batista says he heard about MW3’s challenge to Shawn Michaels and wonders if he can be MW3’s partner for the next tag team match. MW3 agrees.
The next match is to determine who will challenge John Cena for the CSWA World Heavyweight Title. The two men picked for this match are the Great Khali and Abyss. In a very surprisingly upset, Khali gets the win after Abyss submits to a backbreaker.
Our last match for the evening will be to determine who gets the next title shot at AJ Styles for the CSWA US title. Our participants in this match will be Chris Jericho vs Randy Orton. Jericho gets the win after an asswhupping and a bulldog.
With the last 2 Michael’s confrontation, his stock seems to have dipped.
The Undertaker: 30%
Shawn Michaels: 25% (down from 35% of the vote)
Abdullah the butcher: 20%
HHH: 15%
Ricky Steamboat: 10%
More to come
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