Sunday, July 31, 2016

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #494


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Today’s show will be action packed and we will have 3 title matches tonight as well as some qualifying matches.  Lots of tempers have been flaring as of late and I’m sure tonight will be no different.

Our show kicks off with Jerry Saunders making his way to the ring.  His opponent for the evening is the Axe.  To say that Jerry did much in this match would be an overstatement.  Axe looked just like the guy who won the HCW World title a month ago.  He was on fire.  Jerry did get a bit of offense in after reversing a belly to belly suplex and hitting a Frankensteiner but that summed up the high point for him.  The rest of it was the Axe.  Axe recovered pretty fast from that and proceeded dismantling Saunders.  Finally the end came, after being tossed out of the ring by Jerry, Axe gets back in and nearly decapitated Jerry with ‘the Axe’.  He made the cover and for whatever reason, the ref counted a very slow 1…2…3.  Axe gets the win in dominating fashion.  (16 min)

Backstage, the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck) were having words with the Muscles Trio.  When the trio tried to bully them, Biceps Bannerman showed up and the trio began to back down.  Muscles Thorpe said that their constant interfering in the Trio’s match had to stop.  The Steel Curtain were costing them money and shots at titles.  Starbuck steps up and says that the two teams should have a match and the winner of that team should get a shot at the Tag Team titles.  The Muscles team laughs at them and says why not make the stipulation better.  The winning team - which will be them of course – also should get a shot at the 6 Man tag team titles too.  Buzz says “anywhere and anytime you sorry pieces of crap want a shot at us, step on over.”  The Muscles Trio walk away laughing.

We head to the ring for our next match which is for the Hardcore title.  The challenger, Leiton Snake, makes his way out first.  He is then followed out by the champion Dr. Red Fang and is manager Ant Graham.   The ref announces that this will be a Lights Out rules match.   Leiton starts off by hitting a Curb Stomp but Fang hits him with a Vampire Lunge.  Leiton Snake tries to bash Fang’s head into a ringpost but Fang neutralizes it.  Snake hits a buckle bomb and Fang battles back and nails another Vampire Lunge.  He makes the cover but only gets a 1 count.  Snake grabs a chair and hits Fang with multiple chair shots.  Fang is down but he makes it back up to his feet at the count of 6.  Snake goes to the corner and removes the turnbuckle cover.  Snake climbs to the top turnbuckle dragging Fang with him and hits a diving somersault neckbreaker. Fang rolls out of the ring to recover.  He gets back in at the 8 count.  Snake tosses Fang out of the ring again but this time follows him out.  Fang then smacks Leiton’s head into exposed turnbuckle and with that he is not only busted open, he looks to be out cold.  Fang rolls back in the ring and sits in the corner.  The ref counts to 10 and Leiton is counted down and out.  Dr. Red Fang retains his title.  The crowd pops as The Fiend appears and attacks Fang and the two fight to the back. (5 min)

The Omegatron lights up and announces the 4th and final member of the 2016 HCW Hall of Fame class and it is none other than MW3!!!.  It is also announced that the Negronomicon will be inducted by his one-time partner/cohort Ron Simmons.

We go back to the ring for our next title match.  The challenger ‘the King of Cones’ Magnum Kone makes his way down first.  He gives fans at ringside ice cream so of course, they pop for him.  He opponent tonight is the US Champion Superstar Chic Monroe.  Monroe gets in the ring and the match immediately begins.  For the first 9 minutes of the match, Kone showed why he was deserving of this opportunity.  However, after that, the champ showed why he is the champ.  Chic kept nullifying any offense Kone tried to come up with.  Finally, after a strait jacket suplex, Chic climbed to the top turnbuckle and connected with a diving headbutt.  He made the cover and got the 3 count.  Superstar Chic Monroe retains his belt.  He takes his belt and leaves.  As Magnum is getting up, in from the crowd comes…the Ragin Cajun Rad Gumbo.  He beats down on Kone and hits a Voodoo Driver.  He stands over Kone as his manager MJ comes out applauding.  Gumbo leaves while the ref checks on Kone.  (15 min)

Max is back in his office and says that since some of the matches are running a bit short, he will extend the time limit to 30 for our next match.

We are back in the ring for the next match and first, Mr. Wrestling #5 comes out and he is then followed by Ant Graham and Baron von Blood.  MW5 started off the match going for a front chancery but that was nullified by Blood who just stood back and laughed at him.  After that, MW5 took control of the match and actually prevented Ant Graham from getting involved for the entire match.  Mr. Wrestling #5 would end up hitting Blood with a front chancery multiple times throughout the match and that infuriated him but his anger didn’t help him tonight.  In frustration he hurled MW5 out of the ring (but was back in pretty quick) and Blood nailed him with Blitzkrieg Stunner. He would go for a pin only to have 5 power out at the 2 count.  The only time Ant got even close to interfering was his jumping on the apron but 5 hurled Blood into him knocking him from the ring.  Mr. Wrestling #5 hit another front chancery and rolled Blood up for the 1-2-3.  Mr. Wrestling #5 is victorious but at the insistence from Ant Graham, Oswald Zimmerman and Karl Braun ran down and attacked MW5.  Oswald hit 5 with the Iron Cross and that was about it.  The 5th Column stood over MW5 and then left together.  (22 min)

In the back, the Cummings twins (Betsy and Felicia) approached Madame Jade and Taylor Bella and challenged them to a tag team match.  GM Max McGillicutty walked over and said that instead of a tag team match, it would be a Fatal 4 way with the winner getting a guaranteed title shot at the Ladies title.  The four women were ready to come to blows right then and there but Max told them to save it for the ring.

We go back to the ring and the Muscles are already there (McGuire and Weasley).  The Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck) came out but were immediately attacked by their opponents.  Finally, they got it into the ring.

===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====

Starbuck Steel rolled OC.

Muscles McGuire rolled DC

Starbuck Steel executes a HANGMAN DDT....

Muscles McGuire absorbs the punishment.

Muscles McGuire tags out to Muscles Weasley

===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====

Starbuck Steel rolled DC

Muscles Weasley rolled OC/TT


Everyone in the ring for one round!!!
Starbuck Steel is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Starbuck Steel executes a EYE RAKE....

Buzz Steel is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Buzz Steel executes a FLYING KNEE SMASH....

Muscles McGuire is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Muscles McGuire executes a MUSCLES CRUSH....

Muscles Weasley is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Muscles Weasley executes a OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE....

Starbuck gets tossed out of the ring and from under the ring came Thorpe who handcuffed Starbuck to the ring post.

Starbuck Steel is on the outside.  The ref begins the count.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10
Starbuck Steel is counted out!!!


Muscles Weasley wins with an OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE - Count Out over Starbuck Steel!!!  (2 minutes)

The Steel Curtain are PISSED OFF and the Muscles see it on their faces and the trio run off.  Starbuck BREAKS the handcuff and joins Buzz in the ring.  They motion for the Trio to come back but the Muscles have what they want – a shot at the World tag team titles as well as (we assume) a shot at the 6 Man Trophy at the PPV.  We cut to Max back in his office.

“Steel Curtain, I know this is not the outcome that was preferred but sometimes that’s just how the dice roll.  Muscles, based on your win tonight, you get to choose who will represent the Trio when you take on the Smashers at our next show for the World Tag Team titles.  Also, with their win tonight, the Muscles Trio will get a shot at the 6 Man trophy and that will take place at the PPV.”

We go back to to the ring for a fatal four way between Madame Jade, Taylor Bella, Betsy & Felicia Cummings.  The winner gets a future title shot at the Ladies title.  Max came back out and gave them a one hour time limit on this.  Needless to say, they practically needed it.  These 4 beat the holy hell out of each other and were cognizant that they never would fight their own partner.  This went on for a whopping 51 minutes.   As the match progressed, the wearier they all became.  As we approached the end of the match, Betsy blind tagged herself in and went after Jade.  Jade then threw her into the corner just as Taylor was getting in the ring and the two of them crashed into each other and fell out of the ring.  Jade could not believe what just happened.  Felicia, still the legal woman, attacked Jade and choked her repeatedly on the ropes.  After being admonished by the ref yet again, Felicia turned and Jade grabbed her and dragged her face along the ropes.  Felicia fell into the ring and Jade immediately made the cover hooking the leg and getting the 1-2-3.  Madame Jade wins the match and a future title shot.  She thanks the fans and says that if for whatever reason she cannot make the match, she says that Taylor Bella will be her replacement.  (51 min)

Backstage, Reid Rothchild and Angry Jack Lawson are having words and it starts to get violent.  Max comes over and puts a stop to it saying they can have a match at the next show to settle their differences.

It’s time for the Main Event for the TV title:  The Crocodile Hunter (champion) vs Ivan Dragovich.  Ivan comes out first accompanied by his manager Ant Graham.  As the champ makes his way out, Ant tells the ref something and hands him what looks like an envelope (we can’t be sure) and then LEAVES.  Ant tells Ivan he’s “got this” and heads to the back.

We join the match at the 7th minute in.

===== In the 7th minute of the match: =====

The Crocodile Hunter rolled OC.

Ivan Dragovich rolled OC.

The Crocodile Hunter executes a Knee To Midsection....

Ivan Dragovich executes a SPINNING HEEL KICK....


===== In the 8th minute of the match: =====

The Crocodile Hunter rolled OC.

Ivan Dragovich rolled OC.

The Crocodile Hunter executes a Bodyslam....

Ivan Dragovich executes a THE ACCOLADE CLUTCH....

Ivan Dragovich straps in the THE ACCOLADE CLUTCH.
The Crocodile Hunter does not submit!


===== In the 9th minute of the match: =====

The Crocodile Hunter rolled DC

Ivan Dragovich rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

The Crocodile Hunter rolled OC.

Ivan Dragovich rolled OC.

The Crocodile Hunter executes a Knife Edge Chops....

Ivan Dragovich executes a SPINNING HEEL KICK....


===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====

The Crocodile Hunter rolled OC.

Ivan Dragovich rolled OC.

The Crocodile Hunter executes a Falling Overhead Kick....

Ivan Dragovich executes a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX....
The Crocodile Hunter lands awkwardly and looks to be hurt.

===== In the 11th minute of the match: =====

The Crocodile Hunter rolled DC

Ivan Dragovich rolled OC.

Ivan Dragovich executes a SWINGING SIDE SLAM....

Ivan Dragovich scores 8 points.

The Crocodile Hunter absorbs the punishment.

Ivan Dragovich is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3
The Crocodile Hunter was pinned by Ivan Dragovich!!!

Ivan Dragovich wins with a SWINGING SIDE SLAM over The Crocodile Hunter and becomes the NEW TV CHAMPION!!!

Ant Graham and the 5th Column join Ivan in the ring and they all celebrate as the show comes to an end.

Stay tuned as there is expected to be repercussions.


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