Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
We are still trying to stay out of the heat for now so we are still
coming to you from cozy New Mexico (it may be warm but it’s not AZ hot). We did go back through the footage of the
last show (of the masked man who attacked Drew, the CLM) but when it looked
like he was going to unmask, he changed his mind and left the ring.
GM
Max McGillicutty comes out first to kick off the show and says he has an
announcement he wants to make. “It will
be my honor and privilege to announce that the evening before the ‘Night of
Champions’ PPV, HCW will hold their first ever Class of 2016 Hall of
Fame.” The fans pop. Max continues “Over the next 4 weeks, we will
announce who those people will be. It
will be a blast.” The fans pop again and
Max leaves the stage so the show can begin.
The
show starts off with a tag team match.
First, Butch and Junior Huber make their way to the ring as the banjo
plays over the loudspeakers. The music
is cut off as The Savior and Drew, the Canadian Love Machine make their way
out. Drew has a mic in hand “I just want
to say before we get this show underway that the masked guy who attacked me
costing me the US title is no better than a coward. He will be dealt with all in good time.” He and the Savior head to the ring. The Savior starts off against Butch. The Huber boys were accompanied by the
Ambassador but he was a non-factor in the match. Both teams fought tooth and nail. The Canadians held the lead for the first
half of the match but after the Savior got knocked off the top rope and he fell
to the floor, things changed. The Hubers
then picked up the pace and beat down on the Savior until Drew was able to make
a hot tag. The Savior, beaten and
bruised, fell out of the ring. Drew
began to clean house but just as he was making headway, the bell rang bringing
this one to a time limit draw. The
Hubers got out of the ring, threw a hood over the Savior’s head and dragged him
to the back. All of a sudden, before
Drew could react, the masked man hit the ring again and beat down on Drew. Drew was ready this time and fought
back. He chased the masked man out of
the ring and the unknown assailant took off through the crowd. (20 min)
The
Stache is in the back and says tonight, El Chango is finished and the Desperado
name comes back to him. Once he is done,
the Wraith is on his shit list and will go the way of the Dodo…extinct.
We
head back to the ring for our next match.
First, ‘The Gold Standard’ Bruce Biltmore & the Hollywood Star make
their way to the ring. They call out
Handsome Hernandez and Wendell Hammerschmidt and challenge them to a rematch. Wendell and Hernandez come out and accept. The Hollywood Star goes to town on Wendell
and Hernandez can’t believe what they are seeing. Wendell makes the tag but Hernandez gets the
same treatment. Wendell sneaks around to
the other side of the ring and nails Bruce with a steel chair shot. Hernandez then throws Star out of the
ring. Wendell intercepts him and
viciously bodyslam him on the chair (out of sight from the ref). The ref does one of the slowest counts in the
history of wrestling. Finally, he gets
to 10 and awards the match to Hernandez and Wendell via countout. By this time, Bruce had recovered and grabbed
the chair and chased Hernandez and Wendell to the back while suits from the
back tended to the Hollywood Star. (4 ½
min)
Backstage,
The Axe has a one on one interview with Larry Morton. Axe says he’s overcome the shock of losing
the World title and now the cobwebs are gone. He says he will expect a rematch
and if he has his way, it will be sooner rather than later.
GM
Max comes back out and introduces the participants for our next match: the New Orleans Brawl. Max introduces first Baron von Blood. He heads to the ring first. Next, ‘the Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo comes out
next and surprisingly get a big pop. Max
then calls out the 3rd competitor Mr. Wrestling #5. Max asks 5 what is on the line here. MW5 states he will put his world title shot
on the line but if he wins, both Gumbo and the Baron lose their shots at the
hardcore title. MW5 heads down to the
ring. Because the last match was so
short, Max makes this one a 30 minute time limit match. The match begins with
Mr. Wrestling 5 backdropping the Baron into the bleachers. Baron then takes a fan’s chair and jams it
into the ribs of MW5. Gumbo then pulls
MW5 into the ring and locks in the Onion Lock.
MW5 immediately taps out! 40 seconds! Rad Gumbo
moves over to the World title line up and MW5 moves to the hardcore
lineup. Max comes out and says that he
can’t believe this ended so soon. Max
then makes another match right here and now but no spots or anything will be on
the line. The next fall didn’t go much
longer. Gumbo saw that he had nothing
at stake so he sat out almost the entire match.
MW5 and the Baron slugged it out.
The last thing Gumbo did before walking off was to pick up a chair and
nail Baron with it. MW5 then locked in a
bearhug and the Baron tapped out.
(4:40). Gumbo smirked at Mr.
Wrestling 5 as he made his way up the ramp.
Backstage,
El Chango is with Leon Teremoto and Larry Morton. El Chango tells Morton and the fans that HE
was the one who came up with the Desperado name, not the Stache. Stache is delusional if he thinks he is
taking the name that he and Leon own. El
Chango says tonight is the final time he and the Stache will be in the same
ring and tonight will go down as a victory for the one true team known as the
Desperados.
There
is commotion backstage as we see the Hubers dragging someone (we presume it
still is the Savior as he still has his hood on) towards the outside. The Hubers are then joined by Ferb Huber and
Wilber Townsend. Wilber states that the Savior says he was here to “save” the
masses but has done nothing but fail miserably.
Wilber says that tonight, it will be the Savior who is set free. They tie him to a post and then Wilber
proceed to take out a whip. Oh no, what
is he going to do with that??? Wilber
then proceed to whip the tar out of the Savior who screams in agony. Wilber keep laying on the whipping. MY GOD…someone needs to get out there and
help him!!!! Wilber continues to whip
him down until Drew the Canadian Love Machine shows up with a chair and starts
to take the Huber clan out but eventually the numbers overwhelm him and he too
falls victim. Wilber tells Butch and
Ferb to hold Drew down. He then begins
to whip Drew! He only gets in one lick
because the suits and the police arrive and break it up and Wilber and his clan
take off. One of the suits goes over and
pulls the hood off but...hang on…that’s not the Savior…that looks like one of
our camera men…and wait again…he doesn’t actually have a single mark on
him! What the hell is going on??? All of a sudden, the masked man runs over and
attacks Drew (who really did get hit with the whip) and then he drops him with
a vicious powerslam. The masked man then
stands over Drew and removes his mask.
HOLY CRAP! IT’S THE SAVIOR!!! What the HELL is he doing? He stands over Drew as the segment comes to
an end.
We
go back to the ring for our next match which will be to determine who will
become the true #1 contender for the World title held by King CJ. Sonic Blade comes out first to a good pop
from the crowd. Next, Outback Oscar
comes out and he too gets a good pop.
Before the match could begin, new music hits and the Axe makes his way
out to the ring. Axe gets a mic and says
that he thinks both Sonic Blade and Oscar are great competitors, HE is the real
#1 contender after having his belt stolen by King CJ. Axe says he should be in this match and that
it should be a triple threat match. The
World Champion King CJ sneaks down and grabs a chair while the conversation is
happening in the ring. CJ then jumps in
and drops all 3 men with the chair. He
then climbs the turnbuckle and holds the chair in one hand and his belt in the
other.
“HOLD
ON JUST A MINUTE” sounds as GM Max McGillicutty makes his way out. Max continues on the mic. “King CJ, you come out here show after show
bitching about how the owners and I are holding you back. In fact, it’s been the opposite. We’ve given you all the leeway we could do
and all you’ve done is just lay the insults down one after the other. You complain about being ‘held down and
stacking the deck against you’? Guess
what? You haven’t seen anything yet
buster. Try this one on for size. King CJ will be put into a GUANTLET match
where he will have to fight the Axe (pop), Outback Oscar (pop) and Sonic Blade
(bigger pop) ALL IN THE SAME NIGHT. If
you can make it through the gauntlet without getting pinned or tapping out,
then you will NOT have to defend your title until the PPV next month. However, if just one person pins you or gets
you to tap out, THAT is who you will have to defend the title against. Have fun JACKASS!” CJ throws a fit in the ring not realizing
that his 3 future opponents have all recovered. He turns around and sees the three of them
closing in. Oscar hits CJ with knee
lifts to the midsection, Sonic hits him with an atomic drop and then the Axe
drops him with the Axe. King CJ quickly
exits the ring but realizes he left his belt behind. He begins to curse. Axe picks up the belt and holds it high. Oscar takes it from him and does the
same. Sonic then takes it and does the
same. The three begin to argue and Sonic
drops the belt. CJ slithers (yep like
the snake he is) into the ring, takes the belt and hightails it to the
back. Sonic, Oscar and Axe eventually
leave. (15 min for the segment)
After
a brief intermission, the former Ladies Champion the British Crippler comes out
and demands a rematch for the title she says she was robbed of. Max comes back out and says that actually
Lady Hermann is the top contender. Lady
H comes out and goes to stand with the Crippler. Max then calls out the new Ladies Champion
the Duchess and he suggests a triple threat match right here and now for the
title. Lady H and the Crippler seem very
happy with this but the Duchess is weary about it but eventually she accepts
and heads to the ring.
Duchess
vs Crippler vs Lady Hermann for the Ladies title is our next match on the card. As expected, the Queens Court would double
team the champ but after Lady H went for multiple pin attempts, the Crippler
got fed up and the two started to have it out in the ring. This all went on (Duchess vs Crippler then
Duchess vs Lady H) for the remainder of the match. Finally, the bell rings and brings this 3 way
battle to a 20 minute limit draw. The Duchess
retains. Lady H and the British Crippler
then leave arguing all the way to the back.
El Gato Negro comes out after the
match and tries to confront the Duchess but Duchess bails out of the ring. Duchess goes to a fan at ringside and takes some
peanuts. She crushes them in her hands
and then as El Gato approaches, she blows the peanut dust into El Gato’s
face. El Gato Negro immediately starts
to react. El Gato is allergic to
peanuts. As El Gato is reacting badly to
the peanuts, The Duchess attacks her while she’s down and beats her down. Medics run out immediately to help El Gato
and begin to treat her for her allergy. The Duchess laughs as she makes her way to the
back and the fans boo the HELL out of her. (20 min for the match; 25 for the
segment)
Backstage,
The Fiend with Master Bull calls out Dr. Red Fang for continuing to attack him
for no apparent reason other than Fang is a cowardly dog. He calls Fang a robot
as is very mechanic in the ring and says he wants his shot at the Hardcore
title. Fang makes his way out from
off-camera and once again attacks the Fiend.
Fang drops him with a Transylvania Piledriver. Fang stands over the Fiend holding his
Hardcore title as Master Bull looks on in concern.
It’s
time to head back to the ring for our MAIN EVENT. The Steel Cage has been
lowered. First, El Chango makes his way down (minus Leon) and enters the ring
through the door. The Stache’s music
hits and he comes out to a pop. He
begins to walk down to the ring but Leon Teremoto attacks him from behind. He then throws Stache into the cage wall
multiple times. He then pushes the
Stache into the ring and closes the door.
The Stache seemed to be really at a disadvantage before the match even
began. El Chango locked in a head scissors and then hurled the Stache into the
cage busting him open. He then climed to
the top turnbuckle and nailed a shooting star press. He made the cover and got the 1-2-3. Now he had to get out of the cage. He was
making his way over the top when the Stache got up and stopped him. Stache pulled El Chango down and he dropped
right onto the top rope (OUCH). The
Stache, realizing this was not going to be a long match, went right for the
door. By the time he got there, the
Wraith had come out and just as the Stache was exiting, the Wraith slammed the
door in his face and the Stache flew back into the ring. The door stood open. The Wraith motioned to El Chango to exit
through the door. El Chango kept an eye
on the Wraith and exited the door winning the match in just under 4
minutes. El Chango gets to keep the
rights to the name “the Desperados”. El
Chango and Leon Teremoto celebrate and then leave. The Wraith then climbed into the ring and
picked up the Stache and threw him into all 4 sides of the cage walls. The Wraith laughed as he locked the door so
that the suits couldn’t get in. The
Wraith then climbed up the cage and nailed a moonsault from the top of the cage
onto the Stache below. Stache was
out. Medics came down with a stretcher
but they couldn’t get the door opened. Finally the cage was raised and the
medics and suits tended to the Stache. They immediately loaded him up on the
stretcher and tried to get him to the back.
The Wraith however was not going to have any of that. While the Stache was strapped to the
stretcher, the Wraith began hitting him with chair shot after chair shot and
with no way to defend himself, the Stache took the beating of a lifetime. Finally, the suits got the Wraith to leave but
the damage was done. The medics resumed
taking the Stache to the back, loading him into the ambulance and take off for
the hospital like a bat out of hell.
That
is all we have for now. I’m sure our GM
will be addressing all these issues very soon.
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