Hello
fans and welcome back to our special Independence Day show. Today’s show will be a must-see as King CJ
makes his return to the ring. The show
kicks off with his Royalness’ music obnoxiously blasting through the speakers
and the Hashtag – King CJ – makes his way to the ring.
“Finallllllly
the king....the hash tag has made it back to live television” (he waits for the
cheers)…“and wow what a waste of time it is!!!!” (The fans seem confused. They stop cheering and begin booing him.)
“Truly the .hwf...xfl...pms...wait what the hell is this even called??!!! The
cheap short sided visions of 2 wannabees behind the desk has left a once
reputable, respectable, proud rock in the sports entertainment to what a couple
of geeky tech and fan boys in tights??? Ohhh and dont forget the names these
losers are coming up with...this looks like the discount rack at your
neighborhood piggly wiggly in this podunk back woods town...why am i even
here...ohhhh i know because they want to use my name and talent as their new
rise to fame!!!! Once again the hashtag is not amused...you 2 morons didnt have
enough sense or balls to try to resurrect some washed up old time like
hollywood WHOgan or a member of the original four decades ago horsemen...bring
back the lame-os from the totally nonsense action crap (shakes his head in
disbelief)... so as your king of the ring ...the only legitimate talent and
superstar here i am here to DEMAND answers, respect and a gold strap!!! So geek
fan boy and fat a55 make this happen or believe me your king...the hashtag
maybe taking his talents, and any chance you have at being close to relevant,
elsewhere...so ill give you a minute to swallow that burger...get your fat a55
from behind that buffet you call a desk and roll your asses down the isle
way..and hopefully it doesnt take all night or you might lose both the losers
in the audience and the fat chicks with them”....(he waits for like 5 seconds
and then drops the mic rolls out the ring flipping everyone off).
World
Champion Axe is backstage and he says he will accept the match. GM Max McGillicutty says this will be our
main event.
The
Muscles Trio arrive and tell the cabbie to bring their luggage to their
dressing room while they go check out the match lineup for the night. Just as the cabbie was unloading the bags,
the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel) arrive. They tip the cabbie and say they’ll take care
of the bags. Buzz and Starbuck smile and
nod and haul the stuff in.
Our
first match of the night kicks off with Ant Graham coming out. He introduces
Karl Braun and says he will destroy Biceps Bannerman and then the 5th
Column will challenge for the 6 Man Tag Team Titles. Graham and Braun head to the ring amidst the
booing from the fans. Biceps Bannerman
comes out and the fans pop huge. As
expected, Ant Graham interfered multiple times but it was the last one that
spelled doom for the manager. After
Graham was done choking Biceps in the corner, Biceps hit Ant with an elbow
smash that sent him flying to the floor.
He followed him out and nailed Ant with a Dominator on the floor. He was done and out. Biceps re-entered the ring and cleaned house
just annihilating Braun. Before we knew
it, the time limit was almost out.
Bannerman caught Braun in a Biceps Crunch (bearhug) but Braun didn’t
tap. Biceps then hit a full nelson lift
& slam. He made the cover and the
ref counted 1...2…3 just before the time limit ran out. Biceps gets the win at 19:57. The rest of the 5th Column (Ivan,
Oswald and the Baron) ran down but Biceps left before they could do
anything. Baron von Blood gets on the
mic and tells Biceps and the Steel Curtain to prepare for the 5th
Column.
Backstage, the Steel Curtain dropped off
the Muscles Trio bags and after zipping the bags back up, they looked around
before leaving the room.
We go back to the ring for the next
match. Former Hardcore Champion Drew,
the Canadian Love Machine came out and called out Chic Monroe for interfering
in his match. He challenged the US
champion right then and there but Chic said now that Drew was no longer a
champion, he didn’t deserve anything.
Drew says he’ll take a non-title match and if he wins, he wants his
title shot. Chic agrees and we have our
next match. Drew took the match to Chic
and he was not prepared for the onslaught that Drew brought to this match. It only took 13 minutes and a Lover Bomb to
put Chic down for the 3 count. Drew wins
and it looks like he will be next in line for a shot at the US title. Chic better be prepared.
Ravishing Raquel is backstage with Master
Bull and she says that the only thing Lady Hermann had right was that she
underestimated the Ladies Champion. She
says that tonight, she takes on Lady Hermann in challenge for her spot in the
top 10. Raquel says she will not make
the same mistake twice.
We
go back to the ring for our next match.
First, Ant Graham comes out with the 5th Column (Ivan
Dragovich, the Iron Cross Oswald Zimmerman and Baron von Blood). Graham says that this match is to see who
gets the next shot at the 6 Man titles.
Next, the Muscles Trio (Muscles McGuire, Weasley and Thorpe) make their
way out but they appear to have issues.
They are scratching all over. It
appears that someone (I wonder who) put itching powder in the outfits of the
Muscles. It was pretty funny watching them scratch each other as well as rub up
against the ring trying to get that elusive itch. Baron and Thorpe start off but Thorpe can’t
get rid of his itch. He jumped out of
the ring and the Muscles Trio ran to the back presumably to take showers. The 5th Column get the win here in
just 30 seconds and will be first in line for a shot at the 6 man tag team
trophy.
Clarkus
Kentus is backstage with the World Champion the Axe. Axe says that he’s ready to take on the King
but only one of them get to walk out with the title. Axe says with confidence that he will be the
one with his arm raised.
It’s
time to go back to the ring for the next match.
Ravishing Raquel comes out with her advisor Master Bull first to a pop
from the crowd. Lady Hermann comes out
next and the fans react negatively. Lady
Hermann stops at the stage and she is joined by the Queen’s Court (Queen
Beckett and the Ladies Champion the British Crippler). All make their way to ringside and the Queen
and the champ sit at commentary. Both
women fought like the world is at stake.
Master Bull was able to assist but the time limit was not on either
person’s side. Both put their all into
the match but time quickly ran out and this one ended in a draw. Lady Hermann said that she is proud to take
on her Court teammate but the Crippler actually seems a bit disappointed as she
was (secretly) pulling for Raquel to win.
(20 min draw)
GM
Max McGillicutty comes out and says that tonight’s match is one for ages. He says he’s making a change to tonight’s
main event. Tonight, the Axe will have
60 minutes and 3 falls to win or lose the match tonight.
Music
hits and out comes the Hashtag King CJ.
He is booed heavily and he smirks at Max as he saunters down to the
ring. Music changes and out comes the World Champion. The Axe is once again accompanied by his son
to the ring. King CJ wasted no time in
immediately attacking the champ before he could get to the ring but the Axe
fought him off and once both men entered the ring, the match began.
This
was a true slobberknocker that saw King CJ pull out every dirty trick from the
book. He would choke the Axe in the
corner, eye gouge and flail away with punches.
At the 4 minute mark, CJ took the Axe to the outside of the ring and
after slamming him into the steel steps, he rolled back in to beat the 10
count. King CJ wins the first fall by
countout. The Axe recovered and
re-entered the ring. Before the second
fall could begin, GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that the first fall
cannot be the tie as a title would not change hands anyway on a countout so he
removes the no DQ rule. Max says that in
order to win the belt, CJ has to win the next two falls. The second fall began and this must have
turned something on within the King. He really went to town on the Axe and try
as he could, he could not stop the ferocity that CJ brought to the ring. After stunning the Axe with a neck snap, he
removed the padding on the top turnbuckle.
He then hurled Axe into it but Axe reversed it and tried to hurl CJ into
the corner but he reversed it again and Axe hit the exposed bracket hard. CJ then went out of the ring and grabbed the
arms of the Axe and pulled him hard into the steel post. CJ then climbed back in and pulled Axe to the
center of the ring where he applied the guillotine choke. After about 15 seconds of struggling, Axe
tapped out. CJ just got the next fall
but still has one left to go. (15 min) The third fall was by far the longest but
once again, the King controlled the match.
The Axe got close to a pin after nearly taking off the King’s head with
the Axe but CJ knew where he was at all times and instantly grabbed the
ropes. The battle would go on for 20
minutes until King CJ hit the Axe with another neck snap. Axe picked up King CJ and tried to lock him
in a bearhug but the King weaseled out of it and hit a low blow (the ref did
not see it) and locked in the guillotine choke again. The Axe struggled to get to the ropes but CJ
had him dead center in the ring. The Axe
then tapped out once again and the third fall came to an end and so did the
Axe’s run as champion. King CJ is
awarded the final fall and has become the NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!! The Axe and his son made their way to the
back. The fans were irate and began
throwing anything not bolted down at him in the ring. CJ didn’t
care as he put his robe and crown back on and stood in the ring holding the
World title as the show came to an end.
(39 min total)
That’s
all for now. Stay tuned for more action
to come.
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