Wednesday, July 6, 2016

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #487


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Well, when it rains, it’s a deluge.  Dr. Red Fang is the new Hardcore Champion and even more unbelievable is that King CJ is the new World Champion.  After the last show, he was met backstage by reporter Larry Morton and when asked if he was going to be at the next show, his response was “Hell no…I’m going to Disney World!  But before I go, I have a little song to sing.”
           
            (to the tune from “We are the Champions” by Queen)

            i am THE champion, my friends
and I’ll keep on cheating…till the end
cause I am THE Champion; I am THE Champion
i have no time for you LOSERS cause I am THE Champion…of the World…. (drops the mic)

Our show kicked off with an 8 person elimination match to determine the #1 contender for the Ladies title.  Those participating were Ravishing Raquel, Lady Hermann, El Gato Negro, the Duchess, Kimberly Kiccass, Madame Jade, Southern Belle and Taylor Bella.  Even though technically Lady Hermann is the #1 contender, the Ladies Champion the British Crippler asked for this to happen.  Right off the bat, Southern Belle was eliminated and she was extremely frustrated.  Ravishing Raquel and Lady Hermann eliminated everyone else.  The two once again squared off in the ring but Queen Beckett came down and with a distraction, caused Raquel to get eliminated.  Lady Hermann is now the official #1 contender.  Her celebration was cut short when the Ladies Champ came out and announced that Lady Hermann was NOT getting the next shot but that was going to the Duchess.  She didn’t explain and she walked away.  Lady Hermann and Queen Beckett seemed confused and left the ring to go confront her.  (25 min)

Backstage, in his own private dressing room, Hardcore Champion and his manager Ant Graham are discussing something when a knock sounds from the door and in walks Clarkus Kentus.  “You dare disturb Dr. Red Fang Clarkus Kentus?!?! I should clothesline you out of your shoes! Everyone backstage better get in here and help you!”  Clarkus promptly leaves the room. Ant then presents Fang with a preview of the next wrestling magazine and he IS on the cover holding the Hardcore title.  Fang sort of smiles, snarls and exclaims “Vampire Lunges for Everyone!”

We head back to the ring for our next match.  First, Angry Jack Lawson makes his way to the ring.  He is then followed out by ‘Dude USA’ Mick Rude.  Just as the match was getting started, Angry Jack attacked and drove Mick out of the ring.  He then repeatedly bounced Mick’s head off the steel steps.  Mick just collapsed and Jack went back in the ring.  The ref counted to 10 and before we even got 30 seconds in, the match was over.  Angry Jack Lawson gets the win via countout.  A bunch of ‘suits’ run down to make sure Jack doesn’t do any more damage.  He laughs it off and leaves.  (25 seconds)

We head backstage again where ‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild is with his manager Master Bull. Reid proposes a match between him and Ivan.  Reid says he will step into Ivan’s world and propose a Russian Chain Match.  He insults Ivan’s ‘manhood’ and says that if Ivan were a man, he’d accept.  Reid was kind of a jerk here but with all the crap going on between the two, it’s not unexpected. 

We go back to the ring for the next match.  First, Adam Jameson makes his way out.  Next, over the Omegatron flashes “Gumbo 7:30 says its suppa time bitch” and ‘The Ragin’ Cajun’ Rad Gumbo w/ MJ make their way to the ring.   Gumbo goes on the offensive but Adam stays right with him.  Gumbo managed to lock in the Onion twist a few times but Adam kept getting out of it.  Jameson would hit the ‘Adam Bomb’ but MJ was there to make the save.  After a couple of times of interfering, Adam got right into MJ’s face and threatened him with bodily harm if he interfered one more time.  After that, MJ sat at ringside.  Gumbo kept it up on his own until he locked Adam in the Onion lock.  Adam was just getting ready to tap out when the bell rang signaling a time limit draw.  Just as Rad let him go, MJ jumped in and slapped Adam.  That was enough to “wake up” Adam and he chased MJ from the ring.  Rad had to run to catch up to them.  (20 min draw)

Backstage, Ivan Dragovich says he accepts the terms and conditions and says they can do this at the next show.

Phat Sol is backstage and he says finally, he got what he really wanted and that was Jerry Saunders in a steel cage.  Phat promises the unforgiving structure will be the tomb for Saunders and this will be it between them.

We head back to the ring for our 4th match of the night.  Superquake Ferguson makes his way out first.  He gets a decent pop.  Next, the familiar sound from an ice cream truck sounds and out comes the King of Cones Magnum Kone.  He has a bag with some ice cream he hands out to the kids before getting into the ring.  Superquake immediately blinds Magnum with a vicious eyerake.  Just when it seemed like Magnum was recovering, Superquake eyeraked him again.  Magnum stumbled to the corner rubbing his eyes trying to get his eyesight back to normal.  When he did, what he saw next was Superquake charging him in the corner and squishing him with a splash.  Magnum falls down and Superquake jumps up and flattens him with another splash.  He makes the cover and the ref easily counts to 3.  Superquake Ferguson gets the win in short fashion.  (3 min)

Backstage, Lady Hermann asks the British Crippler why she’s not getting the next shot.  The Crippler states she wants to get some more defenses under her belt before taking on her teammate.  If she can successfully turn away the “fodder”, she will then grant her teammate a title shot.  If somehow she loses, Lady Hermann will be next in line to bring the title back to the Queen’s Court.  She seemed ok with that.

Master Bull comes out and introduces the Fiend.  They head to the ring to a decent pop.  The Fiend’s opponent Perfect Pecs Stoddard comes out posing and flexing.  Pecs tried to take advantage by sneak attacking the Fiend but because of the knowledge provided by Master Bull, the Fiend was able to thwart any cheating tactics by Pecs.  Stoddard tried to use his power to overwhelm the Fiend but it didn’t do much good. Pecs got on an offensive streak and almost had the Fiend down and out.  The Fiend got hurled to the ropes and managed to duck a clothesline and hit a sunset flip.  Just as the ref was making the three count, the bell rang bringing the match to a time limit draw.  Pecs didn’t seem too happy about it so he went after Master Bull.  Bull stayed out of reach but this apparently was a distraction.  In from the crowd came the Hardcore Champion Dr. Red Fang and he blindsided the Fiend and then hit him with the Vampire Lunge and followed it up with a Spider Web lock.  It took a few ‘shirts’ from the back to break up the action.  Ant Graham applauded Fang for his deviousness and congratulated him as Fang made his way up the ramp.  (20 min for the match; 25 for the segment)

We head to the back again and this time Wilber Townsend is beside himself.  He threatens to destroy the back unless he gets Turnip Townsend in the ring.  GM Max McGillicutty threatens him with suspensions and fines if he destroys anything.  Max says that Turnip is not here tonight but he can answer the challenge next show.

We go back to the ring for our title defense of the night which will be for the World Tag Team titles.  First, the challengers the Desperados (El Chango and Leon Teremoto) come out first and they are mostly booed.  Next, MJ comes out to introduce the Tag Team Champions the Smashers.  Those few people who were not booing before all chimed in now. The noise was almost as deafening as at the last show for the people booing King CJ.  MJ and the Smashers head to the ring.  El Chango didn’t seem to be at his best and looked to still be suffering from the prior attack on them by the Smashers.  Smasher #1 and 2 cheated and used MJ to keep them on the offensive.  The Smashers kept themselves fresh by constantly tagging in and out.  They would take turns beating down on each member of the Desperados.  Finally, MJ pulled the hair of Leon Teremoto in front of the ref and almost got his team disqualified.  A distraction happened when the Stache made his way out to ringside.  El Chango shifted his attention and ended up eating a powerbomb by Smasher #1 on the outside.  Leon then got double teamed and then thrown out.  Leon gets counted out and the Smashers retain their titles on a countout.  (13 min).

The Stache goes over to El Chango and stands over him.  He takes a mic.  “If you think that our last match was settling anything, you are wrong. In fact, standing right here, right now, I want to stomp a mudhole in you but I won’t.  However, I will challenge you to one final match that will take place in a STEEL CAGE but there will be more on the line than just bruised egos.   I am the one who came up with the team name of the Desperados.  That name belongs to me but you and Lazy Leon over there decided to take it thinking it was your property.  A stipulation for our match will be that the winner gets to keep the Desperado team name.  Once I get it back, I will find myself a real partner, not one who only looks out for himself.  We will become THE Desperados and you can go back to that little dive bar back in Mexico you came from.”  The Stache really wanted to stomp on El Chango but restrained himself and put the mic down and walked away.

GM Max McGillicutty comes out as stands on the stage as the cage is being lowered into the ring.  Max says that these two will get a full 30 minutes to get this one put to rest. Phat goes right on the offensive but within 2 minutes, a masked man comes to the ring (presumably there for Saunders).  The masked person threw a chain into the ring but Phat intercepted it and used it on Jerry busting him open.  Phat was relentless becoming more and more violent as the show went on.  By the time we got 20 minutes in, both men were bleeding profusely but Phat just kept going and going.   We join the match at the 20 minute mark.

===== In the 20th minute of the match: =====

Phat Sol rolled DC

Jerry Saunders rolled OC/TT

Jerry Saunders executes a CHOKE ON TOP ROPE....

Jerry Saunders scores 6 points.

Phat Sol attempts to defend against CHOKE ON TOP ROPE but is unsuccessful.
Phat Sol scores 2 points.


===== In the 21st minute of the match: =====

Phat Sol rolled DC

Jerry Saunders rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Phat Sol rolled OC.

Jerry Saunders rolled DC

Phat Sol executes a Phat's Enough....

Phat Sol scores 8 points.

Jerry Saunders attempts to defend against Phat's Enough but is unsuccessful.
Jerry Saunders scores 2 points.

Phat Sol is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...
Jerry Saunders kicks out of the pin!
Phat Sol gets 6 points for the pin attempt.


===== In the 22nd minute of the match: =====

Phat Sol rolled DC

Jerry Saunders rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Phat Sol rolled OC.

Jerry Saunders rolled OC.

Phat Sol executes a Bodyslam....
Phat Sol scores 9 points.

Jerry Saunders executes a HURL OUT OF RING....



===== In the 23rd minute of the match: =====

Phat Sol rolled OC.

Jerry Saunders rolled OC.

Phat Sol executes a GRIND FACE INTO STEEL CAGE -- BLIND....
Phat Sol scores 0 points.

Jerry Saunders executes a FRANKENSTEINER....
Jerry Saunders scores 10 points.

Jerry Saunders is on defense for 2 more rounds.

===== In the 24th minute of the match: =====

Phat Sol rolled OC.

Jerry Saunders rolled DC

Phat Sol executes a Phat's Enough....

Phat Sol scores 0 points.

Jerry Saunders neutralizes Phat's Enough.
Jerry Saunders scores 4 points.

Jerry Saunders is on defense for 1 more rounds.

===== In the 25th minute of the match: =====

Phat Sol rolled OC.

Jerry Saunders rolled DC

Phat Sol executes a The Phat Phat (brainbuster)....

Phat Sol scores 0 points.

Jerry Saunders neutralizes The Phat Phat (brainbuster).
Jerry Saunders scores 4 points.

Jerry Saunders is no longer on defense.

===== In the 26th minute of the match: =====

Phat Sol rolled OC.

Jerry Saunders rolled OC.

Phat Sol executes a Forearm Smash....
Phat Sol scores 7 points.

Jerry Saunders executes a REPEATED CHOPS TO CHEST....
Jerry Saunders scores 7 points.


===== In the 27th minute of the match: =====

Phat Sol rolled DC

Jerry Saunders rolled OC/TT

Jerry Saunders executes a FRANKENSTEINER....

Jerry Saunders scores 0 points.

Phat Sol neutralizes FRANKENSTEINER.
Phat Sol scores 4 points.


===== In the 28th minute of the match: =====

Phat Sol rolled DC

Jerry Saunders rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Phat Sol rolled OC/TT

Jerry Saunders rolled DC

Phat Sol executes a Bodyslam....

Phat Sol scores 9 points.

Jerry Saunders attempts to defend against Bodyslam but is unsuccessful.
Jerry Saunders scores 2 points.


===== In the 29th minute of the match: =====

Phat Sol rolled OC.

Jerry Saunders rolled OC.

Phat Sol executes a Phat's Enough....

Jerry Saunders executes a 10 SECOND STANDING SUPLEX....

Phat Sol scores 8 points.

Jerry Saunders scores 9 points.

Phat Sol is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3
Jerry Saunders was pinned by Phat Sol!!!

Phat Sol is attempting to climb out of the cage!
Phat Sol climbs out of the cage!

Phat Sol wins with a Climb out of steel cage over Jerry Saunders!!!

By the time the match ended, (somewhat how Saunders predicted it), the cheering that was going on for Phat Sol turned sour and the fans decided he was nothing more than a bully.   The show came to an end as Phat made his way up the ramp to the booing from the fans but he didn’t seem to care.


That’s all for now.  Stay Tuned for more action.

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