Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
Well, when it rains, it’s a deluge.
Dr. Red Fang is the new Hardcore Champion and even more unbelievable is
that King CJ is the new World Champion.
After the last show, he was met backstage by reporter Larry Morton and
when asked if he was going to be at the next show, his response was “Hell
no…I’m going to Disney World! But before
I go, I have a little song to sing.”
(to the tune from “We are the
Champions” by Queen)
i am THE champion, my friends
and I’ll keep on cheating…till the end
cause I am THE Champion; I am THE Champion
i have no time for you LOSERS cause I am
THE Champion…of the World…. (drops the mic)
Our
show kicked off with an 8 person elimination match to determine the #1
contender for the Ladies title. Those
participating were Ravishing Raquel, Lady Hermann, El Gato Negro, the Duchess,
Kimberly Kiccass, Madame Jade, Southern Belle and Taylor Bella. Even though technically Lady Hermann is the
#1 contender, the Ladies Champion the British Crippler asked for this to
happen. Right off the bat, Southern Belle
was eliminated and she was extremely frustrated. Ravishing Raquel and Lady Hermann eliminated
everyone else. The two once again
squared off in the ring but Queen Beckett came down and with a distraction,
caused Raquel to get eliminated. Lady
Hermann is now the official #1 contender.
Her celebration was cut short when the Ladies Champ came out and
announced that Lady Hermann was NOT getting the next shot but that was going to
the Duchess. She didn’t explain and she
walked away. Lady Hermann and Queen
Beckett seemed confused and left the ring to go confront her. (25 min)
Backstage,
in his own private dressing room, Hardcore Champion and his manager Ant Graham
are discussing something when a knock sounds from the door and in walks Clarkus
Kentus. “You dare disturb Dr. Red Fang Clarkus
Kentus?!?! I should clothesline you out of your shoes! Everyone backstage
better get in here and help you!”
Clarkus promptly leaves the room. Ant then presents Fang with a preview
of the next wrestling magazine and he IS on the cover holding the Hardcore
title. Fang sort of smiles, snarls and
exclaims “Vampire Lunges for Everyone!”
We
head back to the ring for our next match.
First, Angry Jack Lawson makes his way to the ring. He is then followed out by ‘Dude USA’ Mick
Rude. Just as the match was getting
started, Angry Jack attacked and drove Mick out of the ring. He then repeatedly bounced Mick’s head off
the steel steps. Mick just collapsed and
Jack went back in the ring. The ref
counted to 10 and before we even got 30 seconds in, the match was over. Angry Jack Lawson gets the win via
countout. A bunch of ‘suits’ run down to
make sure Jack doesn’t do any more damage.
He laughs it off and leaves. (25
seconds)
We
head backstage again where ‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild is with his manager
Master Bull. Reid proposes a match between him and Ivan. Reid says he will step into Ivan’s world and
propose a Russian Chain Match. He
insults Ivan’s ‘manhood’ and says that if Ivan were a man, he’d accept. Reid was kind of a jerk here but with all the
crap going on between the two, it’s not unexpected.
We
go back to the ring for the next match.
First, Adam Jameson makes his way out.
Next, over the Omegatron flashes “Gumbo 7:30 says its suppa time bitch”
and ‘The Ragin’ Cajun’ Rad Gumbo w/ MJ make their way to the ring. Gumbo goes on the offensive but Adam stays
right with him. Gumbo managed to lock in
the Onion twist a few times but Adam kept getting out of it. Jameson would hit the ‘Adam Bomb’ but MJ was
there to make the save. After a couple
of times of interfering, Adam got right into MJ’s face and threatened him with
bodily harm if he interfered one more time.
After that, MJ sat at ringside.
Gumbo kept it up on his own until he locked Adam in the Onion lock. Adam was just getting ready to tap out when
the bell rang signaling a time limit draw.
Just as Rad let him go, MJ jumped in and slapped Adam. That was enough to “wake up” Adam and he chased
MJ from the ring. Rad had to run to
catch up to them. (20 min draw)
Backstage,
Ivan Dragovich says he accepts the terms and conditions and says they can do
this at the next show.
Phat
Sol is backstage and he says finally, he got what he really wanted and that was
Jerry Saunders in a steel cage. Phat promises
the unforgiving structure will be the tomb for Saunders and this will be it
between them.
We
head back to the ring for our 4th match of the night. Superquake Ferguson makes his way out
first. He gets a decent pop. Next, the familiar sound from an ice cream
truck sounds and out comes the King of Cones Magnum Kone. He has a bag with some ice cream he hands out
to the kids before getting into the ring.
Superquake immediately blinds Magnum with a vicious eyerake. Just when it seemed like Magnum was
recovering, Superquake eyeraked him again.
Magnum stumbled to the corner rubbing his eyes trying to get his
eyesight back to normal. When he did,
what he saw next was Superquake charging him in the corner and squishing him
with a splash. Magnum falls down and
Superquake jumps up and flattens him with another splash. He makes the cover and the ref easily counts
to 3. Superquake Ferguson gets the win
in short fashion. (3 min)
Backstage,
Lady Hermann asks the British Crippler why she’s not getting the next
shot. The Crippler states she wants to
get some more defenses under her belt before taking on her teammate. If she can successfully turn away the
“fodder”, she will then grant her teammate a title shot. If somehow she loses, Lady Hermann will be next
in line to bring the title back to the Queen’s Court. She seemed ok with that.
Master
Bull comes out and introduces the Fiend.
They head to the ring to a decent pop.
The Fiend’s opponent Perfect Pecs Stoddard comes out posing and flexing. Pecs tried to take advantage by sneak
attacking the Fiend but because of the knowledge provided by Master Bull, the
Fiend was able to thwart any cheating tactics by Pecs. Stoddard tried to use his power to overwhelm
the Fiend but it didn’t do much good. Pecs got on an offensive streak and
almost had the Fiend down and out. The
Fiend got hurled to the ropes and managed to duck a clothesline and hit a
sunset flip. Just as the ref was making
the three count, the bell rang bringing the match to a time limit draw. Pecs didn’t seem too happy about it so he
went after Master Bull. Bull stayed out
of reach but this apparently was a distraction.
In from the crowd came the Hardcore Champion Dr. Red Fang and he
blindsided the Fiend and then hit him with the Vampire Lunge and followed it up
with a Spider Web lock. It took a few
‘shirts’ from the back to break up the action.
Ant Graham applauded Fang for his deviousness and congratulated him as Fang
made his way up the ramp. (20 min for
the match; 25 for the segment)
We
head to the back again and this time Wilber Townsend is beside himself. He threatens to destroy the back unless he
gets Turnip Townsend in the ring. GM Max
McGillicutty threatens him with suspensions and fines if he destroys
anything. Max says that Turnip is not
here tonight but he can answer the challenge next show.
We
go back to the ring for our title defense of the night which will be for the
World Tag Team titles. First, the
challengers the Desperados (El Chango and Leon Teremoto) come out first and
they are mostly booed. Next, MJ comes
out to introduce the Tag Team Champions the Smashers. Those few people who were not booing before
all chimed in now. The noise was almost as deafening as at the last show for
the people booing King CJ. MJ and the
Smashers head to the ring. El Chango
didn’t seem to be at his best and looked to still be suffering from the prior
attack on them by the Smashers. Smasher
#1 and 2 cheated and used MJ to keep them on the offensive. The Smashers kept themselves fresh by
constantly tagging in and out. They
would take turns beating down on each member of the Desperados. Finally, MJ pulled the hair of Leon Teremoto
in front of the ref and almost got his team disqualified. A distraction happened when the Stache made
his way out to ringside. El Chango
shifted his attention and ended up eating a powerbomb by Smasher #1 on the
outside. Leon then got double teamed and
then thrown out. Leon gets counted out
and the Smashers retain their titles on a countout. (13 min).
The
Stache goes over to El Chango and stands over him. He takes a mic. “If you think that our last match was
settling anything, you are wrong. In fact, standing right here, right now, I
want to stomp a mudhole in you but I won’t.
However, I will challenge you to one final match that will take place in
a STEEL CAGE but there will be more on the line than just bruised egos. I am the one who came up with the team name
of the Desperados. That name belongs to
me but you and Lazy Leon over there decided to take it thinking it was your
property. A stipulation for our match
will be that the winner gets to keep the Desperado team name. Once I get it back, I will find myself a real
partner, not one who only looks out for himself. We will become THE Desperados and you can go
back to that little dive bar back in Mexico you came from.” The Stache really wanted to stomp on El
Chango but restrained himself and put the mic down and walked away.
GM
Max McGillicutty comes out as stands on the stage as the cage is being lowered
into the ring. Max says that these two
will get a full 30 minutes to get this one put to rest. Phat goes right on the
offensive but within 2 minutes, a masked man comes to the ring (presumably
there for Saunders). The masked person
threw a chain into the ring but Phat intercepted it and used it on Jerry
busting him open. Phat was relentless
becoming more and more violent as the show went on. By the time we got 20 minutes in, both men
were bleeding profusely but Phat just kept going and going. We join the match at the 20 minute mark.
=====
In the 20th minute of the match: =====
Phat
Sol rolled DC
Jerry
Saunders rolled OC/TT
Jerry
Saunders executes a CHOKE ON TOP ROPE....
Jerry
Saunders scores 6 points.
Phat
Sol attempts to defend against CHOKE ON TOP ROPE but is unsuccessful.
Phat
Sol scores 2 points.
=====
In the 21st minute of the match: =====
Phat
Sol rolled DC
Jerry
Saunders rolled DC
Both
Men in rolled DC
Phat
Sol rolled OC.
Jerry
Saunders rolled DC
Phat
Sol executes a Phat's Enough....
Phat
Sol scores 8 points.
Jerry
Saunders attempts to defend against Phat's Enough but is unsuccessful.
Jerry
Saunders scores 2 points.
Phat
Sol is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Jerry
Saunders kicks out of the pin!
Phat
Sol gets 6 points for the pin attempt.
=====
In the 22nd minute of the match: =====
Phat
Sol rolled DC
Jerry
Saunders rolled DC
Both
Men in rolled DC
Phat
Sol rolled OC.
Jerry
Saunders rolled OC.
Phat
Sol executes a Bodyslam....
Phat
Sol scores 9 points.
Jerry
Saunders executes a HURL OUT OF RING....
=====
In the 23rd minute of the match: =====
Phat
Sol rolled OC.
Jerry
Saunders rolled OC.
Phat
Sol executes a GRIND FACE INTO STEEL CAGE -- BLIND....
Phat
Sol scores 0 points.
Jerry
Saunders executes a FRANKENSTEINER....
Jerry
Saunders scores 10 points.
Jerry
Saunders is on defense for 2 more rounds.
=====
In the 24th minute of the match: =====
Phat
Sol rolled OC.
Jerry
Saunders rolled DC
Phat
Sol executes a Phat's Enough....
Phat
Sol scores 0 points.
Jerry
Saunders neutralizes Phat's Enough.
Jerry
Saunders scores 4 points.
Jerry
Saunders is on defense for 1 more rounds.
=====
In the 25th minute of the match: =====
Phat
Sol rolled OC.
Jerry
Saunders rolled DC
Phat
Sol executes a The Phat Phat (brainbuster)....
Phat
Sol scores 0 points.
Jerry
Saunders neutralizes The Phat Phat (brainbuster).
Jerry
Saunders scores 4 points.
Jerry
Saunders is no longer on defense.
=====
In the 26th minute of the match: =====
Phat
Sol rolled OC.
Jerry
Saunders rolled OC.
Phat
Sol executes a Forearm Smash....
Phat
Sol scores 7 points.
Jerry
Saunders executes a REPEATED CHOPS TO CHEST....
Jerry
Saunders scores 7 points.
=====
In the 27th minute of the match: =====
Phat
Sol rolled DC
Jerry
Saunders rolled OC/TT
Jerry
Saunders executes a FRANKENSTEINER....
Jerry
Saunders scores 0 points.
Phat
Sol neutralizes FRANKENSTEINER.
Phat
Sol scores 4 points.
=====
In the 28th minute of the match: =====
Phat
Sol rolled DC
Jerry
Saunders rolled DC
Both
Men in rolled DC
Phat
Sol rolled OC/TT
Jerry
Saunders rolled DC
Phat
Sol executes a Bodyslam....
Phat
Sol scores 9 points.
Jerry
Saunders attempts to defend against Bodyslam but is unsuccessful.
Jerry
Saunders scores 2 points.
=====
In the 29th minute of the match: =====
Phat
Sol rolled OC.
Jerry
Saunders rolled OC.
Phat
Sol executes a Phat's Enough....
Jerry
Saunders executes a 10 SECOND STANDING SUPLEX....
Phat
Sol scores 8 points.
Jerry
Saunders scores 9 points.
Phat
Sol is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Jerry
Saunders was pinned by Phat Sol!!!
Phat
Sol is attempting to climb out of the cage!
Phat
Sol climbs out of the cage!
Phat Sol wins with a Climb out of steel cage over Jerry
Saunders!!!
By
the time the match ended, (somewhat how Saunders predicted it), the cheering
that was going on for Phat Sol turned sour and the fans decided he was nothing
more than a bully. The show came to an
end as Phat made his way up the ramp to the booing from the fans but he didn’t
seem to care.
That’s
all for now. Stay Tuned for more action.
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