Sunday, July 24, 2016

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #492

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Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Tonight, we will see lots of action with the Fiend taking on the man who attacked him – Phat Sol.  Sol, now under the guidance of the Ambassador, has turned up the violence a notch or two.  We are still trying to figure out why the Ambassador bought the contract of the Fiend only to turn on him.   Word on the street is that we will hear from him on today’s show.

We head to the ring for our first match.  Missy Chick makes her way down to the ring to a decent pop from the crowd.  Her opponent, Betsy Cummings and her twin sister Felicia head down to the ring to booing from the crowd.  Betsy doesn’t appreciate it and immediately attacks Missy.  After only a minute or so, Missy took control of the match and Betsy didn’t know what to do.  Felicia tried to get involved in the match and the ref immediately sent her to the back.  Without her sister there to provide “strategy”, Betsy struggled.  She managed to hit Missy with a monkey flip but Missy got up, climbed to the top turnbuckle and hit a top rope Missycanrana.  She followed it up with the Missyplex and locked in a guillotine choke.  Betsy, totally caught off guard, tapped out.  Missy gets the win.  Missy celebrated with the fans (did a little dance) before heading to the back.  (10 min)

Backstage, the Ambassador is interviewed.  “Fiend, people ask me why I bothered to buy your contract, get you disqualified and then had Phat Sol attack you.  It’s as simple as this.  There are people who view you as a threat and what better way to squash a threat is to cut it off before it has time to grow.  That is exactly why I did what I did.  Your feelings may be hurt but that’s the least of my concerns.  I can see your “Misfit message” spreading its evil tentacles and infecting everything and everyone you’ve come in contact with.  Your sloppy haircut, Goth makeup etc are sending the wrong message and it’s up to me to prevent that from spreading.  Tonight, you get Phat Sol in the ring but it won’t make a difference; Phat will destroy you and eventually you’ll find you don’t want to do this anymore and you will leave.  On that day, the HCW will be rid of this ‘infection’ and things will go back to being safe and sound.”

We head back to the ring for our next match.  First, Ferb Huber (without his siblings) makes his way to the ring.  Next, Billy Robbins comes out and joins him in the ring.  The bell rings and Ferb decides to leave instead but Billy starts smacking him around to get him ‘riled up’. Billy apparently woke the ‘sleeping giant’ in Ferb because Ferb basically destroyed Billy.  Ferb used brute strength and just tossed Billy around like a rag doll.  After nearly taking Billy’s head off with a big boot to the face, he threw Billy into the ropes and hit a spinning side slam.  He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  Ferb Huber gets a rare singles win.  He stares at the prone body of Billy and then just leaves.  (13 min)

GM Max McGillicutty calls the Ladies Champion the Duchess to his office.  He reprimands her and says that “hurting” someone in the ring is one thing but when you jeopardize their health (referring to El Gato Negro’s allergic reaction), that just crosses the line.  Max says that she is suspended.  And because she will be suspended without defending her title within 30 days, she will be stripped of it. When the Duchess tries to explain why she does this to El Gato, Max says he doesn’t want to hear it.  El Gato walks by and hears this.  She asks Max not to suspend her but to give her a 1:1 with the Duchess once medical clears her to return to the ring.  Max says that it will still be a few weeks until El Gato is back at 100% so Max tells both women to take off for four weeks.  Once they return, they can have their match.  El Gato proposes the match take place at the Reign of Champions PPV in August.  Max likes the idea and says he will grant the Duchess the extra time so she is not stripped of the title.  The Duchess breathes a sigh of relief, sends an evil glance at El Gato Negro and then leaves.

We head back to the ring for our next match which is for placement in the World title top 10.  Outback Oscar vs Wilber Townsend is next up.  Wilber comes out first and is accompanied by the Huber Clan (Ferb, Butch, and Junior).  Wilber has them stay at the top of the ramp and heads to the ring.  Next, Outback Oscar comes out and he quickly passes by the Hubers as to not get attacked.  Wilber stuns Oscar with a lifting sideslam.  He goes for a quick pin and surprisingly got a 2 count.  Wilber then drops Oscar with the Go To Sleep.  He then hits a scoop powerslam but Oscar locks in the Outback Stretch.  Wilber taps out.  Outback Oscar gets the win in 3 minutes.  The Hubers rush the ring and start to beat down on Oscar until the 6 Man tag team trophy holders the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck) and Biceps Bannerman hit the ring.  All 8 men are in the ring and after getting dumped out of the ring one by one, Wilber and the Huber Clan slowly back up the ramp.  Wilber says that the 6 Man trophy holders are a sad excuse for champs and says that the Hubers want their shot at the trophy.  Starbuck gets on the mic and says they accept and can do the match next show. Wilber and the clan depart.  The 6 man champs shake hands with Outback Oscar and then they all leave.

Master Bull meets up with Ravishing Raquel.  Bull agrees to step back from attempting to manage her career and says he will remain behind the scenes to provide a point of view if she ever needs it.  She agrees that this is best.

Wendell Hammerschmidt vs Travis Ryzing is next on the card and both men are already in the ring.  Wendell began beating the tar out of Travis and the Dark Storm just couldn’t manage to stay on his feet long enough to mount an offense.  Luck changed when Wendell climbed the top turnbuckle and as he was trying for something, Travis hit the ropes causing Wendell to fall back into the ring.  Travis picks him up and locks in a power full nelson.  Wendell taps out.  Travis ‘Dark Storm’ Ryzing gets the win in 5 minutes via submission.  Both men leave the ring fairly quick.

GM Max McGillicutty comes out and announces the Gauntlet match but via Omegatron, CJ appears says he’s not ready.  He blabbers on about a scratchy throat or something and says they need to postpone the match until next week.  Max gets pissed and says that if CJ does not wrestle at the next show in the gauntlet match, he will be suspended and stripped of the title.

Next up is Ravishing Raquel vs Lexy Flexx.  Lexy comes out first and then is followed by Ravishing Raquel.  Raquel looks very determined and doesn’t waste a minute.  Raquel dominated the match and never let up.  It looked like this one was going to run into a draw but Max showed up on the Omegatron and said that this would now be a no-time limit match. Raquel didn’t need much extra time to get the job done.  After knocking her down with a clubbing smash to the back, she locked in an ankle lock.  Lexy screamed in pain but Raquel quickly turned it into a pin attempt and 3 seconds later, Raquel has her arm raised as the winner of this match.  (22 min).  She left almost immediately after the match ended.

The Omegatron lights up and the second member of the Hall of Fame is announced and it is none other than the Super Warrior.  For those who don’t remember, SW idolized the Ultimate Warrior and modeled his life and career after the former great.  It is also announced that Donnie B will be inducted by ‘The Nature Boy’ Ric Flair.

We cut to the home of the Wraith who had not been seen since his cowardly attack on the Stache (don’t ask how we found his house).  The Wraith nervously continues to peak out his windows.  He picks up the phone and calls GM Max McGillicutty saying he’s still “sick” and can’t come in today.  Max tells him he can’t keep hiding out forever.  In fact, Max says that the Wraith has a match next show and if he doesn’t show up for his match he will be fired.  The Wraith hangs up as the doorbell rings.  The Wraith looks outside to see a delivery truck.  He asks “who’s there” through the door and the driver answers “Candygram for Mongo, er I mean the Wraith”.  The Wraith’s face lights up and says “Wraith like candy” and opens the door only to be greeted by…the Stache!  Stache throws the open box of candy at him (he helped himself to some) and then beat down on the Wraith.  The two fought all over the place and ended up in the kitchen.  The Wraith exclaimed “BEER BREAK” and stopped to drink a beer while the Stache stood there watching.  The Wraith was taking his time so he helped himself to a shot of whisky.  The Stache got tired of waiting and after chucking his glass against a wall, he went back after the Wraith who got startled and spilled the rest of his drink down his front.  The two fought into the living room and stopped to look at a Wraith Family picture (awkward!!!)  Wraith took off through the house and ran upstairs.  The Stache then started beating him with whatever household items he could find.  At one point, the two were dueling with broomstick handles making lightsaber sounds.  The Stache then broke the broom handle over the Wraith’s head and then took him out onto the balcony (hey, he has a nice view).  The Stache then HURLS the Wraith over the railing and he plummets to the swimming pool below (the people in attendance started a HOLY SH*T chant).   The Stache makes his way outside and when he looks for the Wraith, he is nowhere to be found.   The Stache mumbles under his breath “crap” and then leaves as police sirens sound in the distance.

It is time for our main event.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out first and announces that this will be a no time limit match.  First, the Fiend makes his way down to the ring and gets a pop from the fans.  Next, the Ambassador leads Phat Sol out to booing and hissing from the fans.  They make their way to the ring.  The Ambassador yells at the Fiend saying he will never be anything more than a jobber.  Before the match could begin, the Ambassador put handcuffs on the Fiend with both hands behind his back. What resulted next was nothing short of a blood bath.  Phat destroyed the Fiend and without the ability to fight back, all he could do was take the beating.  By the time Phat was done with him, the Fiend had the Crimson Mask on.  The ref was getting ready to stop the fight when Phat made the cover and yelled for the ref to make the count.  The ref counted 1…2…3.  Phat Sol gets the win after 10 minutes of total annihilation.  Medics come out and after cutting the cuffs off, they loaded the Fiend to a stretcher and took him to the back.  The Ambassador and Phat celebrated in the ring while the fans threw junk at them in the ring.


That is all for now.  Hopefully we will have an update on the Fiend’s condition very soon.

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