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Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
Once again, the heat in Phoenix has prompted us to move to a cooler
environment so for the next three shows, we will be coming to you from
Albuquerque, NM.
Today’s
show starts off with Queen Beckett taking on Felicia Cummings. Her Royalness has challenged Felicia for her
spot in the Ladies Top 10. After the
British Crippler lost the belt and Lady Hermann lost her chance, it’s up to the
Queen to try and bring the belt back to the Queen’s Court. As hard as she tried, Queen Beckett could not
keep Felicia’s shoulders down for the three count. The match was pretty even but after the bell
rang bringing this one to a time limit draw, Queen Beckett was frustrated that
no one from the Queen’s Court was in the top 10. She had a look of determination on her face
as she headed to the back to confer with the Queen’s Court. Felicia retains her spot. (20 min draw)
Backstage,
Larry Morton is with Phat Sol. Larry
asks Phat why he had all of a sudden had a change of attitude. Larry says that Jerry Saunders called it
saying that the ‘real Phat’ has finally showed his true colors. Phat tells Larry to shut up. Phat calls everyone a moron. Everyone from that dufus Jerry Saunders to
management to the fans – all are clueless (the fans in the audience boo him).
He says that he more than proved himself in the cage and is now ready to move
on to bigger and better things. Once he
sets his sights on a title, that champ better pray for a miracle because that
is what will be needed for them to keep their belt.
We
go back to the ring for our next match. First, two members of the Huber clan
(Junior and Ferb) led to the ring by the Ambassador, make their way to the ring
and they are booed. Next, two members
from the Snake family (Leiton and Tobias) make their way out. Tobias threatens the Ambassador to say out of
their business. The threat was real
enough to keep the Ambassador from doing anything. Junior was kept in the ring most of the time
and kept in the Snake’s corner to keep him from tagging out. After about 5
minutes, Junior made the tag to Ferb who, after eating a pedigree facebuster,
tagged out again. Junior comes back in
only to be knocked down and eats a frog splash from Leiton. Disoriented, Junior gets hit with an
enzuiguri and falls victim to the three count.
The Snake Brothers get the win in true dominating fashion. (7 min)
Backstage,
Madame Jade and Taylor Bella are arguing about Jade’s interference costing her
the match. Jade kept on apologizing.
Taylor says the two need to settle it in the ring. Taylor walks off with Jade looking sad.
Mr.
Wrestling #5 then makes his way to the ring.
He takes the mic and calls out ‘the Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo. Gumbo surprisingly comes out with no music
but he is accompanied by his manager MJ.
MW5 calls Gumbo a coward for the underhanded attack after his loss. 5 states that anytime Gumbo wants another
shot at him, he can have it. Gumbo says
that if MW5 wants him again in the ring, he can put his title shot on the line
once again but this time, there has to be a winner. Gumbo says he will accept the match but on
the condition that it is a “New Orleans Brawl” style match. MW5 accepts.
GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that the match will be made for
our next show. They are then interrupted
by 5th Column member Baron Von Blood. Baron says that he and Gumbo
first have some unfinished business and this nonsense with MW5 can wait. MW5 takes offense to the Baron interrupting
them. MW5 says he has no problem working
in the Baron into this match. Baron agrees.
Max, still present, updates the card for the next show.
There
is backstage commotion as it looks like the Wraith has once again attacked the
Stache. After he was done and the suits
who were back there broke it up, Wraith asked “Forgot about me already? I think not.”
The Wraith then walked away.
Wilber
Townsend (w/ the Ambassador) storms down to the ring and calls for Turnip to
show his face. Turnip comes out and asks
if Wilber has something in his ears as he said he was not taking Wilber on but
this man is. Out comes Superquake
Ferguson who shakes hands with Turnip and heads to the ring. Turnip is all smiles and slowly follows him down. Wilber goes right after the Superquake but
‘quake just shrugs him off. The Ambassador got involved a few times but Turnip
was there to even things out. Ferguson
had great ring presence as he kept nullifying the Go To Sleep from Wilber. Finally, the Ambassador had enough and
slipped Wilber a foreign object. He hits
Ferguson once with it and nails a scoop powerslam but only gets the 1
count. Superquake then tossed Wilber out
of the ring but he was back in quickly.
Superquake hits a big foot but Wilber recovers to hit Superquake again
with the foreign object and follow it up with a short arm clothesline. Wilber made the cover and noticed the clock
was counting down. The ref’s hand hit the mat three times just before the time
limit ran out. Turnip was disappointed.
Wilber called Turnip into the ring but he refused. Wilber then left the ring and Turnip ran off
in fear for his life. (19:55 match time)
In
one of the rooms backstage, Master Bull is having a meeting with his team. He states that Ravishing Raquel hasn’t won
with Bull as her advisor…so what needs to happen? He asks Raquel to think long and hard on
it. Drew says that has been very
successful without Bull’s help so he opts to go solo…the Savior follows
suit. The Fiend says that he’s been
doing only so-so and pledges to kick it up a few notches. Reid says he has not had good luck in the
HCW. He says his loss to Ivan made him
do a lot of rethinking. Reid says that
he is going back to the basics – to what made him ‘the Elitist’ and if that
means being a jerk once again to everyone just so he can be back at the top of
his game, he may have to do it. Reid
then tells Bull that his attitude and the way he manages needs to evolve
also. Master Bull says that the next
time he is managing anyone, you will see a clear change in how he conducts
business. Guaranteed.
World
Champion King CJ makes an appearance and heads to the ring with a mic in
hand. “Is there no one back there than
can give me a challenge?” Sonic Blade
comes out. Sonic Blade has a mic and
tells King CJ that if he wants to fight someone, he is more than willing to
accept the challenge. Just before he
gets to the ring, Outback Oscar comes out with his own mic. “No offense Sonic but I am the top contender
for the belt.” King CJ then interrupts
(and throwing a tantrum of sorts). “what
...what kinda crap is this??!!!! The Franchise cannot believe this crap…we
couldn’t have brought in an old legend like sid vixious, flair hell even
WHogan?? Someone get me max asap…this is
unbelievable you want me the face of your company to kickstart these clowns
careers.... risk injury to your 1 and only true star??!!! You should be kissing my butt not risking
injury to your star entertainer for what for this…” Sonic and Oscar look at each other and both
start blasting CJ with lefts and rights until he bailed out of the ring and
hightailed it to the top of the ramp. He
still has a mic. “So before you go demanding that your 1 and only true asset
get un the ring and defend his title night after night against a bunch of no
name no gimmick non talent having losers the king demands that each of these
LARP losers face off against each other and then and only then will The
Franchise risk his health or some freak injury against the winner of well…a
losers match…ahahahahhaha and at that time the King, the Champion will whip the
living dog shit out of the biggest loser ahahahahahahha.” He drops the mic and leaves. Back in the ring, Oscar looks to Sonic. “Now that ol’ clownshoes is gone, let’s
continue our conversation. What I was
going to say was I am all about equal opportunity. What do you think…You and me…1:1 to see who
should get the next shot?” Sonic
agrees. Oscar and Sonic shake hands and
then leave.
Backstage,
Drew the Canadian Love Machine stated that he is getting a shot at the US title
tonight. Drew says that as well as he
did with Master Bull in his corner, but now he wants to stand on his own. He says that Chic cannot hide forever behind
that belt.
We
head back to the ring for our next match.
First, out comes Taylor Bella.
She is quickly followed out by Madame Jade. Jade gets in the ring and continues to
apologize for what she inadvertently did.
The bell rings and Jade, seeing no way out of this, ATTACKS Taylor. Jade had control for the first few minutes
but then Taylor kicked it into high gear.
Surprisingly, there were only two pin attempts the entire match and
Taylor went for both of them. Early on, she hit a sunset flip but Jade was too
close to the ropes. Jade however used
every cheat she could muster. Both women
traded blows for the entire match and before we knew it, 20 minutes were almost
up. Jade notices the time on the clock
and nails a Jade Breaker but opted to try and inflict more damage. Taylor hit the ropes and nailed a sunset
split. She hooked both legs (and a bit
of the tights) and the ref (fast) counted 1…2…3. Taylor Bella gets the win and immediately
leaves the ring. Jade is pissed off in
the ring and is kicking the ropes. She
complains to the ref about the fast count but then hurls him out of the
ring. She then takes off to the back. (19:45)
In
prepping for his match next, US Champion Superstar Chic Monroe says that
finally he gets to put Drew the CLM down for the three count. Once this happens, he will never have to deal
with him again.
It
is time for our Main Event: Superstar
Chic Monroe vs Drew the CLM for the US title.
Drew, the Canadian Love Machine comes out first to a huge pop from the
crowd. He looks to be in great shape and
is ready for action. GM Max McGillicutty
comes out next and says that there is a lot of time left so he is giving these
two all the time in the world AND he is making it a no DQ match – there must be
a winner by pin or submission. Then, the
US Champion Superstar Chic Monroe comes out and is holding his title high as he
makes his way to the ring from the booing from the fans. Chic starts off strong and proves why he is
the champion. Drew on the other hand,
proved why he was the #1 contender. Drew
looked really good until a tumble out of the ring slowed him down. Chic would repeatedly whip Drew into the
ringside barrier hurting his back. Chic would then continue with the beatdown
in the ring but Drew refused to give up.
We pick up the match at the 33 minute mark.
===== In the 33rd
minute of the match: =====
Superstar Chic Monroe
rolled DC
Drew the Canadian Love
Machine Roll General Card >
Drew the Canadian Love
Machine rolled OC.
Drew the Canadian Love
Machine Roll Offensive Card >
Drew the Canadian Love
Machine executes a POWERBOMB....
Drew the Canadian Love
Machine scores 10 points.
Superstar Chic Monroe
attempts to defend against POWERBOMB but is unsuccessful.
Superstar Chic Monroe
scores 2 points.
===== In the 34th
minute of the match: =====
Superstar Chic Monroe
rolled DC
Drew the Canadian Love
Machine Roll General Card >
Drew the Canadian Love
Machine rolled OC/TT
Drew the Canadian Love
Machine Roll Offensive Card >
Drew the Canadian Love
Machine executes a THROW OUT OF RING....
Superstar Chic Monroe
attempts to defend against THROW OUT OF RING but is unsuccessful.
Superstar Chic Monroe
scores 2 points.
Drew the Canadian
Love Machine scores 6 points.
===== In the 35th
minute of the match: =====
Superstar Chic Monroe
rolled OC.
Drew the Canadian Love
Machine Roll General Card >
Drew the Canadian Love
Machine rolled DC
Superstar Chic Monroe
executes a GO BEHIND SLAM....
Drew the Canadian Love
Machine Roll Defensive Card >
Superstar Chic Monroe
scores 7 points.
Drew the Canadian Love
Machine absorbs the punishment.
Drew the Canadian Love
Machine scores 0 points.
===== In the 36th
minute of the match: =====
Superstar Chic Monroe
rolled OC.
Drew the Canadian Love
Machine Roll General Card >
Drew the Canadian Love
Machine rolled DC
Superstar Chic Monroe
executes a CRADLE FACEBUSTER....
Drew the Canadian Love
Machine Roll Defensive Card >
Drew the Canadian Love
Machine reverses CRADLE FACEBUSTER!
Drew the Canadian Love
Machine Roll Offensive Card >
Drew the Canadian Love
Machine executes a LA CASITA....
Drew the Canadian Love
Machine scores 0 points.
Superstar Chic Monroe
neutralizes LA CASITA.
Superstar Chic Monroe
scores 4 points.
===== In the 37th
minute of the match: =====
Superstar Chic Monroe
rolled OC.
Drew the Canadian Love
Machine Roll General Card >
Drew the Canadian Love
Machine rolled DC
Superstar Chic Monroe
executes a STRAIGHT JACKET SUPLEX....
Drew the Canadian Love
Machine Roll Defensive Card >
Superstar Chic Monroe
scores 10 points.
Drew the Canadian Love
Machine attempts to defend against STRAIGHT JACKET SUPLEX but is unsuccessful.
Drew the Canadian Love
Machine scores 2 points.
HANG ON, SOMEONE IS
RUNNING IN FROM THE CROWD. HE IS
MASKED. HE CLIMBS OVER THE RINGSIDE
BARRIER AND PULLS DREW OUT OF THE RING.
HE THEN EXECUTES A BRAINBUSTER ON THE FLOOR. HE THEN ROLLS DREW BACK INTO THE RING. HE STARES AT CHIC BUT DOES NOTHING.
Superstar Chic Monroe
is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Drew the Canadian
Love Machine was pinned by Superstar Chic Monroe!!!
Superstar Chic Monroe wins with a STRAIGHT JACKET SUPLEX over
Drew the Canadian Love Machine!!! Chic
doesn’t know what to expect so he takes his title and leaves.
The
masked man gets into the ring and stands over Drew. He goes to remove his mask and just before he
pulls it off, the camera goes dark…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I
guess that is it for today’s show. I am
sure we will figure out who the masked man is at the next show.
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