HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 06.03 – the Bash is a week away

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  The lead up to the Bash continues here. 

Our first match of the night is Buff Austin vs David Otunga.  To say that Otunga was KILLING Buff would be an understatement. 5 ½ minutes into the match, MW3 comes out and attacks Buff resulting in a DQ.  They brawl briefly before the suits from the back come out and break up the fight.  GM Hulk Hogan then comes out and says both men are in different federations but he talked to Master Bull and the match will indeed happen.  MW3 seems pleased until Buff attacks him and drops MW3 on his head.  Buff Austin says he wants a stipulation for their match.  He wants MW3 gone forever.  He asks Hogan to add that whoever loses must retire.  Hogan isn’t keen on having 2 retirement matches at one PPV but Buff keeps poking and prodding until Hogan gives in and makes the match.  Austin picks up MW3 and blasts him with the 5 point palm explosion and says MW3 will be a shell of his former self and will be gone for good all thanks to the “Main Event” Buff Austin.

Here is the PPV line up as it exists right now.  The card is subject to change but we think this is the final line up.

Charlotte vs Cactus Jackie

Hardcore champion #CJ vs the Big Show for the title

Buff ‘Main Event’ Austin vs MW3 – loser must retire

Dean Ambrose vs Christopher Daniels in a No DQ match for the US title

The Miz vs. the Fiend

The Ascension vs the Desperados for the titles

AJ Styles vs Randy Orton in a Steel Cage

Donnie B vs the Undertaker – the loser must retire for good

Bray Wyatt vs Sting for the HWF world title

We head back to the ring for our second match.  It is supposed to be Sheamus vs Ken Anderson but the two actually come out brawling and never enter the ring.  This one ends in no contest.  The ref basically gave up and let the two beat each other up until the suits came back out (again) to break them up.

In the back, The Desperados are interviewed.  They talk about different topics such as being spokesmen for their respective brands and then talk about their PPV opponents the Ascension.  El Chango makes the comment that they feel they are the team who will finally beat the champs.  All of a sudden, they are attacked by the Ascension who beat them down.  Viktor looks at the camera and says “Ohhhh, what a rush.  Hey Crap-a-rados, this is what will happen at the PPV.  You will not beat us.  You can’t beat us.”  Konnor chimes in with “Bitches”.  The two of them walk off.

The Shield (Seth Rollins and Ryback) make their way to the ring and introduce Samoa Joe as the newest member of the Shield.  Ryback then nails Seth Rollins with a spear.  He calls him the weak link. Ambrose comes out and questions what the hell is happening.  Ryback says that Ambrose only cares about singles matches and is not a team player so he is out too.  If he wants to get in the ring right now, Ryback will hurt him and he won’t make the PPV.  Dean Ambrose helps Seth up and the two leave.  Ryback says that along with Joe and him, they will be the dominant force the Shield is meant to be once this man joins them.  Randy Orton makes his way out.  Wow!  Orton is joining forces?  Hang on, SWERVE…Out comes the World’s Strongest man Mark Henry. Henry attacks and drops Orton with a World’s Strongest Slam on the stage.  Mark then makes his way to the ring and stands with his new teammates in the ring while Orton tries to recover and crawl to the back.

In the back, Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose are trying to figure out where it all went south.  Kevin Owens walks over and says they look to be in a bad spot.  Ambrose tries to convince him to join up with them and put aside any bad blood so they can rid the CSWA of these posers.  Owens says his beef with Joe is back on and says he will consider it.

We head back to the ring for a title match with North American Champion Daniel Bryan defending the NA title against Big E Langston.  GM Hulk Hogan comes out and says this is a best of 3 falls match.  The first fall goes to Big E who pins Daniel after hitting him with an over the shoulder backbreaker in 28 min.  The second fall goes to Bryan who gets Big E trapped in the Yes Lock and gets him to tap out in 5 min.  This match went almost the full distance.  Both men were even on points throughout the final fall with no one getting the upper hand.  This one goes 25 ½ minutes and only ended after Daniel got counted out.  Since the belt does not change hands on a count out, Bryan retains the title but Big E will probably get another shot sometime soon.

A vignette airs on the Omegatron and it’s the Jackass you love to hate…#CJ.

“ARE YOU KIDDING ME......are you effing serious, what kinda crap are master bull shhhhzz, and punk hogan pulling, #CJ not making an impact, an appearance, or his presence felt, NOT giving all the fan boys, hillbillies, red necks, and 40 year old virgins what they came to see...your last show was crap...pure and utter crap !!!!!!! Good thing that show was in Tex-ASS.....cuzz it was CRAP!!!! I find it insulting that the HARDCORE CHAMPION, the #PC isn't the main focus of each and every one of your little events....#CJ out”....(drops the mic)

Master Bull comes out and says that tonight, HWF World Champion Bray Wyatt will have a contract signing with Sting in the ring.  Once the contract is signed, their match is official.

We go back to the ring for a 6 Women Tag team match.  The Bella’s (Nikki, Brea and Taylor) take on the Beautiful People (Velvet Sky, Diva’s Champion Southern Belle, & Madison Rayne).  Noticeably absent is the other member of the Beautiful People Angelina Love.   This time around, Belle did not underestimate Taylor and took her to school.  The Beautiful People had the upper hand for most of the match.  Madison nails Nikki with the Rayne drop and as she goes for the pin, Brie Bella (the twin) sneaks in and pushes Nikki from the ring and as the fresh competitor, rolls Madison up for the 1-2-3.  The Bella’s have a win against the Beautiful People.  Taylor and Brie help Nikki from the ring and celebrate up the ramp.  As they are making their way to the back, Taylor motions to Belle that she will be taking her title.  (16 min)

The A-Team (Antonio Cesaro, Adrian Neville and the CSWA World Champ ‘The Man’ Austin Aries) arrive.  GM Hulk Hogan meets them and tells Aries he is defending the title tonight.  Aries says Ok and leaves to go get ready.

In another part of the parking lot, #CJ is driving in his car (the vignette must have been taped) with rapper Mike Jones and they see Big Show heading in.  #CJ attempts to hit Big Show with his car trying to take him out before the Bash.  He barely misses.  Show gets pissed and smashes the hood of the car.  #CJ and Mike Jones bail as Show flips the car.

Our next match is Angelina Love vs Natalya.  Natalya controlled the majority of the match and in 8 minutes, using a rear naked choke, used that to pin Love for the 1-2-3.  After the match, the remaining Beautiful People ran down and tried to attack Natalya but the Bella Clan ran down and quickly evened the odds.  Taylor got in one good shot on Belle before she took off.

Master Bull is talking to Hogan and says that he expects the contract signing to be a very combustible situation and wants to get extra security in place to avoid any uncontrolled reactions.

The main event of the evening is CSWA World Champion ‘The Man’ Austin Aries defending the CSWA World title against Curtis Axel.  As Axel makes his way out, he says he is dedicating this match to his father the late Curt Hennig.  He says tonight, he makes his father proud by becoming a World Champion.  He makes his way to the ring. Aries comes out with a mic of his own and tells Axel “It’s great to want things but unfortunately, you’ll fail.”  Aries hits the ring and the match begins.  For 6 minutes, Axel went toe to toe with the champ but after that, Aries just took off.  At the 14 minute mark, Aries connects with the 450 splash and it seems it took something out of him.  Nah, he was faking it.  He picks up Axel and hits a Fisherman’s Suplex (Curt Hennig’s specialty move) and uses that to pin Axel for the 1-2-3.  Aries used Axel’s father’s own move to put him away.  How sad.  Axel leaves the ring disappointed while Aries remained behind soaking up the booing and hissing from the crowd before leaving himself.

Master Bull then comes out with about 20 security guards.  They line the ramp all the way to the ring, surround the ring and then one seats in each corner of the ring.  A table is set up and Master Bull then calls out The Scorpion Warrior Sting.  Sting sits on one side of the table.  Bull then calls out Bray Wyatt. Bray makes his way down and is followed by a bunch of children all wearing goat masks.  They are chanting “He’s got the whole world in his hands”.  Bray gets to the ring and has the children stop singing.  Bray doesn’t say a word and signs the contract.  Sting yanks it away and also signs.  Bray goes to leave but stops.  He turns and has a mic in hand.

"Sting, they’ve been lying to you, man. There ain't no such thing as a hero. Not anymore. But you, you, and you, and you (points to the fans), you have become addicted to the illusion of what a hero is. You have become addicted to the illusion of what a hero does for you. You think you need someone to pat you on the back. You think you need someone to tuck you in bed at night, kiss you on the cheek, and tell you that everything is all right. But everything... everything... everything... EVERYTHING IS NOT ALL RIGHT! What if I was to tell you that the man who made you STEVE (Steve Bordon – Sting’s real identity) is a liar? What if I was to tell you that your own true self…Steve…turned his back on you? I would never turn my back on you. And maybe, maybe the answers you seek have been slapping you right in the face. Or maybe, just maybe, I, Bray Wyatt, the Eater of Worlds, have been the answer all along.  Soon Sting…very soon."

Sting gets up and shoves the table out of his way. The security guards swarm the ring and the 4 in the ring get in between the two.  The show comes to an end when Bray starts laughing uncontrollably and the children start singing again.

That is all for now.  There is one final show before the PPV so stay tuned.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 06.02

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  When we last left off, the Undertaker had challenged Donnie B to one final match with the loser retiring once and for all.  Donnie B accepted and that match will also take place at the Great American Bash – live from El Paso, TX. 

Backstage, Shield members Dean Ambrose, Ryback and Seth Rollins arrive and Rollins still seems to be bickering about the fact that his team left him alone take on Prestige Inc.  Ambrose says he has business to take care of and goes off on his own.  Ryback and Rollins run into GM Hulk Hogan and they say that Kevin Owens intruded in their space and they want him in a handicap match tonight.  Hogan mulls it over and decides it could be best for business so he makes the match.  “However, brother,” Hogan follows up with, “If Owens can find himself a partner, then it will be a tag team match.”  Seth Rollins says no one likes Owens so it should be no issue.  They walk off.

Our first match of the night is Christopher Daniels defending the CSWA US title against Alberto El Patron.  Patron was in control for most of the match but Daniels kept kicking out of pin attempts and making it to the ropes to break up submission attempts.  As the match was nearing the time limit, Alberto tried to execute a move from the top rope and missed and he crashed hard in the ring.  Daniels then hits a double jump moonsault and lands on Patron.  He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  An exhausted Daniels is then attacked by Dean Ambrose who beats him down even more and lays him out with the Dirty Deeds.  Ambrose takes the title and walks off with it. (26 min)

In the back, Hulk Hogan makes Dean Ambrose hand the title over as he is not the champion.  Ambrose says that at the Bash, that belt will become his.  He gives it up begrudgingly. 

We head back to the ring for our next match which is a Women’s match with Paige taking on Natalya Neidhart.  This one went a full 30 minutes and ended in a time limit draw.  After the match, Beautiful People member Angelina Love came out and attacked Natalya for no apparent reason.  Natalya said she wanted Love at the next show. (30 min)

In the interview area, Ascension member Konnor says that he is getting a World title shot against HWF World Champion Bray Wyatt.  He says that Wyatt is out there but he knows nothing about psychological warfare (WHAT?  That’s all Bray does…) and with Viktor and MJ at his side, he will become the next World Champion.

We head back to the ring for our next match which is Bobby Lashley taking on Jeff Hardy.  This was a pretty close match but ended after Hardy, who went sailing into the audience after being thrown out of the ring, got counted out.  (10 ½ min)

Brock Lesnar arrives and he is informed by Master Bull that he is late and that his match is next.  Brock keeps walking and heads directly to the ring.

Next up is Brock Lesnar defending the HWF Intercontinental title against Tyler Breeze.  Breeze finally got himself back in contention after losing this title to Brock months ago.  This match took no time at all as it only took 3 minutes for the Beast Incarnate to hit the F-5 and pin Tyler in the middle of the ring.  Brock takes his title and leaves. (3 min)

Goldust is in the back and says he’s finally getting his due with a title match against X-Division Champion Roman Reigns.  He will make the best of it.

We go back to the ring for more action.  Ken Anderson vs Dolph Ziggler is next.  Ziggler had the upper hand for most of the match but things changed after Sheamus came out.  Ziggler got tossed out of the ring and while the ref was counting, Sheamus hits the ring and nails Anderson with the Brogue Kick.  He then leaves.  Ziggler miraculously pops up, slides in the ring and locks Anderson in a sleeper hold.  Since Anderson was already out cold, it didn’t take much for the ref to raise and drop Ken’s arm 3 times and then award the match to Dolph via submission.  Dolph didn’t seem to care that he got the tainted win. (10 min)

The Desperados are here but are not scheduled for action.  They walk up to an unmarked dressing room door.  El Chango knocks.  “Come” echoes from the other side.  Chango and Stache look at each other and then enter the room and close the door behind them.  Wonder what that’s about.

Next up we have Roman Reigns vs Goldust for the X-Division title.   This really wasn’t much of a match as Goldust was off his game from the start.  Sitting at ringside was his brother Cody who is still in the character of Stardust.  Goldie couldn’t get his act together and that allowed Reigns to get the pin in 11 minutes.  After the match, Stardust got in the ring with a mic.  He leaned over Goldust and said “It’s dark in here.  There is no return.  They all FLOAT down here Goldust…they all FLOAT…down here” (reference for those who didn’t catch it was from the TV show based on Stephen King’s novel  ‘IT’).

Backstage, more drama as the Miz attacks the Fiend and the two have to be separated by refs and “shirts” (a name for the stooges who only seem to be around to break up a fight).

We go back to the ring for our handicap match with Ryback & Seth Rollins taking on Kevin Owens.  Owens said he didn’t need a partner.  Just as the match was supposed to begin, Samoa Joe comes out and tells Kevin that he heard and saw him step up to the Shield and now understands that Kevin is all he proclaims to be and Joe says that if Kevin will allow it, he will be Kevin’s tag team partner for this match.  Kevin reluctantly shakes Joe’s hand and we have ourselves a tag team match.  During the match, Ryback hurled Kevin into Samoa Joe and that knocked Joe down from the ring.  Joe was pissed.  He tried a few times to get tagged in but Ryback and Rollins kept Owens in the ring.  Finally, Kevin makes the hot tag and Joe hits him with a muscle buster.  The fans boo.  Ryback throws Owens to the ropes and nails a spinebuster.  He makes the cover and gets the win.  (19 min). 

GM Master Bull says that the full lineup of the show will be finalized at the next show but promises that everyone will be thoroughly entertained with what is in store.

It is time for our main event.  First, the challenger comes out.  Konnor is accompanied to the ring by his Ascension teammates Viktor and manager MJ.  Konnor is motioning that he will be taking on another title tonight.  Next, the HWF and Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt comes out but stops short.  Bray says that he may not have invented the game of psychological warfare but he sure has refined it.  He introduces…The Desperados.  The fans seem confused as to why there are there.  Bray says that “No, I haven’t brought these two young men to my side…yet but how much…how much Konnor…can you concentrate on our match when your PPV opponents are starring daggers right through  you?”   Bray laughs and all 3 men head to the ring.  This one will have ECW extreme rules stipulations.  In just under a minute, Konnor hits the Fall of Man on Bray on a steel chair and he gets the first fall.  12 minutes later, Bray hits Konnor with Sister Abigail and takes the second fall.  Almost immediately, the Desperados set up a table on the outside of the ring.  They then start to battle with Viktor.  Konnor and Bray fight on the outside of the ring.  Bray hits Konnor with a lifting side slam through the table.  He then rolls Konnor back in the ring and gets the 1-2-3.  Bray Wyatt has retained his title.  As the Desperados and the Ascension brawl towards the back, the lights go dim and a crow screeches.  The lights come up and Sting is in the ring with Bray.  He turns around and is shocked to see Sting there.  Sting peppers him with lefts and rights and then drops him with the Scorpion death drop (reverse DDT).  Sting stands in the ring as Bray tries to recover on the outside. 

Stay tuned as the Bash is only a week away.  

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 06.01

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  As was mentioned in the last show, we have a new Diva debuting tonight.  Her name is ‘Fabulous’ Taylor Bella.  She is the younger sister to Nikki and Brie Bella.  The show begins with the Bella twins showing their sister around backstage and introducing her to many of the Divas who include Paige, Natalya Neidhart and others.  However, they run into the Beautiful People (Southern Belle, Velvet Sky, Angelina Love and Madison Rayne).  Rayne and Love make fun of the younger Bella but she stands up to the veterans and appears she can hold her own ground.  “Really?” Velvet Sky asks.  “You want a piece of us?”  Southern Belle says that she’d love to take part in initiating Taylor into the World of Diva Entertainment but she has her hands full defending her Diva’s Title against Natalya Neidhart.  Madison says that the 3 of them can take on the Bella clan if they are up to it.  Taylor speaks for her sisters when she accepts and she doesn’t back down.  She’s got guts; I’ll give you that.

We head to the ring for our first match which has Mark Henry taking on Randy Orton.  This was a relatively short match that saw Orton cheat to get the win. He really didn’t need to as he was controlling the entire match but I guess fear snuck in so he hits the big man with an eye rake followed by a groin shot and the rolled the big man up for the 1-2-3 at the 8 minute mark.  Orton hightailed it out of there before Henry could recover.

We cut to the back where the Diva’s Champion Southern Belle is being interviewed.  She says that she will defeat Natalya and then join her teammates in the battle with the Bellas.

Next, Intercontinental Champion Brock Lesnar comes out and says he is challenging Jack Swagger for his title shot.  Both men are NCAA champions but Lesnar calls Swagger an embarrassment to anything with the words “wrestling” or “entertainment” in them.  Swagger agrees and we have out next match.  Jack held his own against Brock for 11 minutes but I secretly think Brock was toying with him.  After that, Brock turned up the power and for the next 7 minutes, Jack got in a total of 3 offensive moves.  Brock hurls Jack out of the ring and then, while on the outside, hits Swagger with an F-5.  Brock rolls back in and beats the 10 count.  Swagger loses his spot and Brock is officially in the hunt for the HWF World title.

The Six Man Tag Team Champions Prestige Inc. with Woman’s Champion Ravishing Raquel say they are defending their titles tonight against the Shield (Ryback, Seth Rollins & Dean Ambrose).  King Damian Sandow says that Prestige Inc. is the epitome of what champions should be.  Magnus agrees and says that they really need to see more in-ring time and they are ready for tonight’s match.  ‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild also comments that only the best survive and to remain on top, they will do whatever it takes to make sure their titles stay put.

Our next match is Diva’s Champion Southern Belle defending her title against Natalya Neidhart.  Master Bull comes out and says that this will be a best of 3 falls match.   Belle demands that the stipulation also be added that if Belle does retain, she will also get Natalya’s spot for the Women’s title.  The first fall goes to Natalya who hits Belle with the Nattie by Nature in 6 minutes.  The second fall is only 30 seconds and ends after Nattie, who got thrown into the ringside post, gets counted out.  Natalya went back on the offensive even managing to connect with the Nattie by Nature but Belle tosses her out of the ring and she lands awkwardly.  She ends up getting counted out and Belle retains her title and moves up in the rankings for the Women’s title.  (10 ½ min)

A vignette airs of #CJ.  He says he’s not there tonight in person but is on the big screen for everyone to bask in the wonder that is #CJ.  The fans in attendance boo and the vignette is cut short…almost like #CJ knew they were going to boo him and he ended the vignette.  The fans seemed happy it was cut short.

Next is our Women’s 6 Person tag team match with the Bellas (Brie, Nikki and Taylor) taking on the Beautiful People (Madison Rayne, Velvet Sky and Angelina Love).  The Beautiful People were accompanied to the ring by Diva’s champion Southern Belle.  The Bella’s surprisingly dominated the match which actually saw Taylor get a lot of in-ring time.  Towards the end of the match, Angelina Love and Madison Rayne both get injured (not severely) and that left Velvet all alone…until Southern Belle got involved.  Belle and Velvet held the off the Bella’s for a short time and then Belle got dispatched.  Just as Taylor was going for a pin, the bell rang signaling a time limit draw.  The Beautiful People (minus Southern Belle) all limped away and the Bellas all stood tall in the ring and then shook hands with the fans at ringside before leaving.  (30 min)

Southern Belle got in the ring and began to bash Taylor.  Taylor joined her in the ring and said that Belle should get off her damn high horse and fight her.  Belle tried to weasel out of it but Taylor said that she just wrestled in a 30 minute match while the champ saw, what, 10 minutes?  Taylor said all she wants is to prove herself and who better to put on a show…the Diva’s Champion.  Belle didn’t like the comment so she agreed to the non-title match. This one was mostly controlled by the champ but just barely.  Taylor practically stayed toe to toe with the champ and the longer it went on, the better Taylor looked.  By the 17^th minute in the match, Taylor still looked like she had a full tank but Belle was looking pretty exhausted.  For the next 4 minutes, Taylor put her heart and soul into the match and it showed.  Belle couldn’t keep up. She tried to run away but Taylor didn’t allow her to.  Belle gets distracted by something at ringside (oh, look, a squirrel) and Taylor catches Belle with a monkey flip and then rolled her up for the 1-2-3.  Taylor Belle just got her first singles win in the HWF/CSWA.  Belle was shocked.  She called for the Beautiful People to come out but as they emerged from the back, The Bella Twins and Natalya Neidhart came out and, with the help of Taylor, chased all the Beautiful People away.  The four stood in the ring and celebrated with the fans before leaving.

Another vignette of #CJ airs and this time, he insults everyone in attendance calling them rednecks and unsightly abominations.  Fans, of course, boo him.

All too familiar music hits and out comes MW3.  He has returned to the CSWA and looks to have lost some weight.  He makes his way to ringside.  MW3 says he’s happy to be back and he’s once again healthy.  He says that Buff Austin put him on the shelf and for that short period of time, he was ok with it but now he’s back and he’s pissed off.  He calls for Buff Austin to come to the ring but he doesn’t show.  Again, MW3 says it’s fine because he is officially challenging Buff Austin to a match at the Great American Beach.  If Buff doesn’t show up, MW3 says “I will come looking for you; I will find you and I will (figuratively) kill you.”  MW3 then leaves to a pop from the crowd.

It is time for our main event.  Prestige Inc. are defending their 6 Man titles against the Shield.  The challengers come out first and then are followed by the champs.  Master Bull comes out and says that he doesn’t want any crap-ass finishes so this match will be a No DQ/Count out match.  The champs had control of the match especially after US Champion Christopher Daniels and Samoa Joe came out. Daniels ends up attacking Dean Ambrose and Samoa Joe beats down on Ryback.  That left Seth Rollins all alone and he wasn’t happy about it.  Rollins was going for a fisherman’s suplex on Reid until Sandow ran in and dropkicked the leg of Rollins.  Reid crashed down on top of Seth but he had enough of his wits to lock Rollins in the Flair Figure Four leglock.  Rollins ends up with his shoulders on the mat for 1 second too long and he got pinned.  Prestige Inc. retained their titles.  After the match, Ambrose and Ryback (who had chased off their respective enemies, got back in the ring and ended up helping Rollins to the back.

Just as the show is getting ready to come to a close, new music hits and it is another returning performer to the ring…The Original Big Daddy Donnie B is also back.  Donnie B gets on the mic and says that like his former tag team partner MW3 said, it is good to be back.  Donnie B talks briefly about the great list of opponents he’s had while an active performer in the ring with talent ranging from Reid Rothchild and the (former) Negronomicon to the always impressive Undertaker.  He speaks about defeating the Undertaker for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship back in 2010 just before the CSWA and HWF ceased operations and then one year later, defeating the Undertaker one more time to keep that title.  The lights go out and music hits as an eerie blue light shines in the arena and the UNDERTAKER is also back.   This sure is a night for returns.  Donnie B shakes the hand of the Undertaker and says that he was out here to announce his retirement from the sport.  Undertaker reminds us all that he too is up there in age and can’t perform at the same level he did 5 years ago.  Undertaker proposes that at the Great American Bash, the two of them should have one final match and the person who gets the loss hangs up the boots for good.  Basically, the person who loses retires; no reinstatements; no miraculous returns.  One final match; what’s done is done.  Undertaker asks if Donnie B will accept.  Before DB can reply, the show comes to an end.  I guess we’ll have to wait for the next show to see the answer to this challenge.  Stay Tuned.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 05.08

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Things are really starting to heat up as we gear up for our June PPV the Great American Bash which will be broadcast as well as live from El Paso, TX.

Up on the Omegatron (as well as on the displays backstage), a quick recap from the last show is shown and of course, the mention about the last show being “#CJ free”.  #CJ sees this and loses it.  He storms out on stage; mic in hand.

“Not on the last show…what the hell…No “#CJ” makes it crap......your little show is nothing without the true representation of the PEOPLE, the CHAMPION........looking for new talent....hahahaha I’ve got an idea…get rid of all these played out losers,, and old timers and stop trying to relive their so called glory days....if I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times...they are too old; too lame…time to let them go!!!! A show without the #PC, #CJ....are you kidding me!!!!!”

“Look to be totally honest, i could give an eff less what you fanboys, rednecks, over weight douche bags, 40 year old virgins, and inbreeds think.....#CJ is out for 1 thing and 1 thing only....his self!!!!! Ahahahahahaha now all you losers, lames, and lucky ladies should be honored to enjoy the ride known as #CJ, the REAL people’s choice, and champion!!!! #CJ out” (drops the mic).

He then storms off stage.  He walks up to Master Bull backstage and says that he doesn’t care what the rest of the card looks like tonight; he is defending the only title that matters.  He tells Bull to find his opponent tonight.

Master Bull makes a match for Sheamus vs. Big Show with the winner going against #CJ later tonight for the title.  Whoever loses will be out of the top 10 (Big Show still has his Money in the Bank contract so even if he loses, he still can cash in at any time due to “Hardcore Holly Rules”).

The show starts off with Big Show taking on Sheamus.  Big Show is destroying Sheamus…for 3 minutes.  That is when Ken Anderson comes out and attacks Sheamus resulting in a DQ.  Sheamus gets the win by disqualification and he and Anderson brawl all the way to the back.  Big Show is out of the Top 10 and he is ok with that as he still has his trusty Money in the Bank contract and is getting a shot regardless of who it’s against. (3 min)

It is time for the debut of a new character and his name is ‘The King of Cones’ (Ice cream cones) Magnum Kone.  Hang on, that’s the dad from a few episodes ago who brought his son to his first ever match.  That was the one where #CJ stole the son’s ice cream sandwich.  So Magnum Kone is dressed in all white – very similar to a ‘Good Humor’ man.  He walks around ringside and hands ice cream to all the kids there.  Apparently, the kids love him already and he hasn’t step foot in the ring yet.  His celebration is cut short when ‘Luke Warm’ Lucas Johnston comes out.  He bashes the Ice Cream Man but it doesn’t draw any heat from the crowd (they really just don’t care about him).  He says that Kone is here taking all the limelight.  Magnum Kone gets in the ring and we have a match. 

Magnum was holding his own until Luke Warm started to cheat but again, the crowd was silent.  They would cheer for Kone but zip it when Lucas was controlling the match (which was the majority of it).  Finally, Kone catches a break and hits Lucas with the Ice Cream Sandwich (splash in the corner) and he rolls him up for the 1-2-3.  Magnum Kone is victorious in his first match.  Congratulations!  Lucas is not happy with the officiating and yells at the ref.  The ref gets tired of it and pops him right in the mouth and the crowd explodes!  The ref and the King of Cones head to the back while Lucas sits in the ring holding his jaw.

                                               

In the back, Big Show says that he is done chasing #CJ around the world.  Show says that even though he can cash in anytime, anywhere, he has to do it before the Bash.  Show says that he wants it documented that he will be cashing in at the Great American Bash.  #CJ is off the hook…for now.

Sheamus makes his way out for his title shot against the Hardcore Champion #CJ.  It is determined that this will be a “brass knuckles rules” match.  Sheamus starts with an Irish curse backbreaker.  #CJ then manages to get the brass knuckles away from Sheamus but ends up eating a Brogue kick.  Sheamus beings to showboat a bit and #CJ pops up and blasts Sheamus with those brass knuckles knocking him out.  After about 6 repeated shots to the head, #CJ hooks the leg and gets the 1-2-3.  #CJ retains his title.  He drops the brass knuckles and leaves a bloody and beaten Sheamus in the ring.  Ken Anderson runs back down and hits Sheamus with the mic check.  Medics come out and help the Great White dope from the ring.

Kurt Angle is in the back and says he’s in action again tonight.  He acknowledges he’s been on a bit of a losing streak but he will be back on top before you know it.  “It’s True, it’s DAMN true.”

In the back, Natalya challenges Paige for her spot for the Women’s title.  Paige says she will accept and will see her in the ring shortly.

Our next match has Jack Swagger challenging Konnor for his title spot at the HWF World title.  This was total destruction as you’ve never seen from either Konnor or Viktor in singles action.  Konnor just annihilated Swagger and that was without Viktor at ringside. This guy is just unbelievable.  Finally and mercifully, Konnor ends it when MJ asks him to after a brutal 14 minute beatdown.  After repeated bodyslams on the exposed concrete floor, Konnor rolls Swagger back in and makes the pin.  Konnor retains his spot but then he immediately calls out HWF World Champion Bray Wyatt and says that HE is the next World Champion.

AJ Styles says that he is cashing in his title shot tonight against Christopher Daniels.  Daniels better be ready to part with the title as it is coming back to AJ. 

Kurt Angle vs Bram is up next.  Bram comes out to booing from the crowd but Angle fares no better.  Tonight’s crowd doesn’t really like either man.  Angle turns up the heat and beats Bram from pillar to post breaking every rule in the book.  A quick pan to the rafter and we see the Caped Crusader on his perch.  He’s seen about all he can handle and he repels down.  Angle sees him and the two have words and then the fists fly.  The ref has lost control of this one and calls this a no contest.  The Crusader hits Angle with the Wam!Bam!Pow! and Angle just took it.  Holy Metal Batman!  Angle lowers his straps and then begins pounding on the Crusader.  CC pushes Angle off and tells him to remember who he is and where he came from.  An enraged Kurt went on the attack again.  CC managed to get him off a second time but now Angle has the “Eye of the Tiger” or more appropriately, the appetite of the Tiger and explodes with eye gouges, kicks and choking.  CC manages to get away and Kurt is just rabid.  Angle grabs a mic and says that he’s had it with the Crusader interfering in all his matches and at the Bash, he’s putting CC into cold storage for good.

Next on the card we have AJ Styles vs Christopher Daniels for the US title.  AJ had control of the match for the entirety of the match but that didn’t help him when Randy Orton came out and attacked AJ on the outside of the ring taking him out with an RKO.  Daniels retains his title in 15 minutes via countout.  Dean Ambrose runs down and chases Daniels to the back. 

Back in the ring, Orton continues his beatdown on AJ until Styles rebounded and dropped Orton with a pele kick followed by the Styles Clash.  Orton rolls out of the ring.  GM Hulk Hogan comes out and says that the two of them are ruining his show (although ratings right now are at an all-time high and it’s NOT due to #CJ).  Hogan says that at the Bash, Orton and AJ get to bring closure to this feud in the confines of a steel cage.  Orton was not happy about it but AJ appeared to be.

The lights go dim and a crow screeches.  Sting is back and he is making his way down to the ring.  Sting gets on a mic and says that it is finally time for the ICON to destroy the evil that is Bray Wyatt and then Sting will stand victorious.  He will take the HWF World title from Bray and he will once again be World Heavyweight Champion.  He is interrupted by Brock Lesnar who says that he is coming for the World title and it doesn’t matter who has the belt; Brock is taking it away.  The show comes to an end with Brock getting in the ring and having a staredown with the ICON. 

Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned as things continue to heat up for the Great American Bash!  AND the debut of another new performer.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 05.07

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Today’s issue, we are proud to say, is #CJ free as he is off hiding from Big Show (at least we are assuming that).

The show begins in the back where GM’s Master Bull and Hulk Hogan are having discussions about the hiring of new talent to expand the roster.  Hogan says he’s adding to the Women’s division with the debut of two new superstars tonight.  Bull, not to be shown up, says he’s just hired a new talent and he will debut on the next show.

The show starts off with the two new women that Hogan has hired.  Their names are Sasha Banks and Charlotte Flair (the daughter of the Nature Boy Ric Flair).  The two head to the ring and receive a nice welcome from the audience.  The two had a pretty even match with Charlotte having the edge in this one but Sasha catches Charlotte with the Bankrupt Neckbreaker Slam and is able to get the 1-2-3.  After the match, Cactus Jackie comes out and complains about newbies stealing her in ring time.  She gets into the faces of both Sasha and Charlotte and starts to push them around.  Sasha hits Jackie with a roundhouse kick and Charlotte locks her in the move her father made famous…the Figure Four.  The crowd pops huge when she does this but Jackie is able to get out of the move pretty quick and bolts off towards the back limping.  Flair and Banks shake hands in the ring and then leave.

In the back, Diva’s Champion Southern Belle says she’s in a giving mood tonight and will defend her title against Brie Bella.  Belle says her new tag team partner Velvet Sky will be accompanying her to ringside just in case Nikki Bella decides to stick her big ol’ nose in.

Next on the card is Alberto el Patron challenging Dean Ambrose for his spot for the US title held by Christopher Daniels.  Daniels comes out and sits at commentary.  Ambrose was controlling the first part of the match but constant distractions from Daniels put him off his game.  Alberto ends up hitting Dean with a double arm facebreaker and in 19 minutes, gets the win.  Alberto immediately issues a challenge to Daniels for his title shot next week.  Daniels gets in the ring and nails Alberto with a dropkick sending him flying out of the ring.  He then turns around and Ambrose hits him with the Dirty Deeds.  Ambrose wipes his hands and then leaves the ring.

In the back, Cactus Jackie attacks Charlotte and beats her down.  She locks her in the cactus stretch and finally releases the hold after a bunch of shirts run over to break it up.

We head back to the ring for our next match which has the Usos taking on the newly formed team of Abyss and Adam Rose.  Both teams went toe to toe for 19 ½ minutes until Abyss got counted out.  Jey eliminated Adam Rose and Jimmy took Abyss out of the ring and hit a Samoan drop on the ringside barrier.  Abyss was not able to recover fast enough to make it back in the ring and got counted out.  The Usos get another win in the tag team rankings.

In the back, Kevin Owens says that he gets Samoa Joe in the ring tonight and will show him why he is the future of this sport.

We head back to the ring for our next match which is Southern Belle vs. Brie Bella for the Diva’s Championship.  Brie, the challenger, comes out first with her sister Nikki.  Next, the champion Southern Belle comes out with her tag team partner Velvet Sky.  Belle schooled the Bella Twin and showed her the meaning of kick ass.  Nikki and Velvet did not interfere and let these two battle it out.  In 14 minutes, after hitting Brie with an eye rake, she rolled her up and got the 1-2-3.  Southern Belle retains her title.  Velvet gets in the ring and the two celebrate while the Bella’s head to the back.

In the back, Master Bull and Hulk Hogan are talking about the main event for the evening.  Hogan wants it to be CSWA World Champion Austin Aries and Master Bull wants it to be The Ascension.  The two of them bicker until MJ and the Tag Team Champions the Ascension interrupt them.  They ask why there is any question on who the main event should be centered around.  MJ says that they are the only reason fans are coming out.  Both Bull and Hogan take offense and tell them that they just lost their main event spot.  Their match is coming up soon so the better get ready.  MJ and the Ascension storm out.

The Fiend is back in singles action tonight taking on newcomer Leon Teremoto.  The Fiend looks really good in this match and schools the new guy.  This one goes 18 minutes but the Fiend is able to nail the 3 hits from Hell and hook the leg for the 1-2-3.  The Fiend wins the match but that win is short lived as the Miz runs down and attacks him and hits him with the Mizard of Oz.  Miz showboats in the ring before stomping on the Fiend a couple of times and then leaves.

In the back, CSWA World Champion Austin Aries says he’s defending the title tonight against his biggest challenge to date…World’s Strongest Man Mark Henry.  Aries is confident that he will be walking out as the champion tonight.

Samoa Joe vs Kevin Owens is up next.  Joe comes out first and then Owens comes out and attacks him.  The two brawl until Shield member Ryback runs down to join the fray.  Ryback blasts Owens and then Joe hurls him out of the ring.  Suits come down and take Ryback to the back…kicking and screaming all the way.  Back in the ring, Owens recovers enough to go after Joe again.  This one is a really close battle that sees both men stand toe to toe with each other.  Just past the 10 minute mark, Ryback runs back down and attacks Joe resulting in a DQ.  Samoa Joe and Ryback brawl to the back.  Owens is still in the ring pissed off.

Kevin Owens storms the back into the dressing room of the Shield.  Owens hollers at Ryback for causing him to lose.  Seth Rollins stands up and tells Owens to back off before he gets hurt.  Dean Ambrose is sitting in the corner reading a magazine.   While all this is going on, Samoa Joe just so happens to be walking by and hears all this.  Owens is not backing down from the Shield and Joe seems impressed.  He walks away just before Owens leaves the dressing room.  “I’ll take you both on” Owens yells as he leaves the room.  He then storms off.

Our next title match is up next.  First, out comes the challengers Solomon Crowe and Kalisto.  MJ then makes an appearance and introduces us all to the World Tag Team Champions – The Ascension – Konnor and Viktor.  The champs strut down to the ring wearing mock Road Warrior gear.  The bell rings and the match begins.  After the 4^th minute of the match, the challengers up and failed.  The champs beat the holy hell out of them and took their time with it.  The champs controlled the rest of the match and after hitting the Fall of Man on Crowe on the outside of the ring, he gets counted out at the 25 ½ minute mark.  As the champs stand victorious in the ring, the Desperados – The Stache and El Chango – make their way out.  El Chango gets on the mic and says that they are officially challenging the champions for the titles at the Great American Bash.  The Ascension say they will accept and the Desperados will taste defeat (although it sounded like ‘the feet’ – gross).

CSWA GM Hulk Hogan comes out and says that certain people need to start earning the paycheck they are receiving and says tonight’s main event will have a special guest referee  - the Caped Crusader.  CC makes his way out in his Batman disguise with a ref’s shirt covering his outfit.  The challenger Mark Henry makes his way out and gets in the ring.  The CSWA World Champion Austin ‘the Man’ Aries makes his way out and heads to the ring.  This match is a best of 3 falls match.  In the first 22 minutes, Henry gets the first fall after hitting the World’s Strongest Slam.  The second fall goes to Aries after he hit Mark with a slingshot corkscrew press in 14 minutes.  The final fall goes 11 minutes.  Randy Orton runs down and as he goes to attack Austin Aries, the champ moves and Orton ends up nailing Henry instead.   Aries hits another slingshot corkscrew press and gets the win.  After the match, Mark Henry ends up hitting Randy Orton with the World’s Strongest Slam before he walks away.

With that, the show comes to an end.  Stay tuned for more action.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 05.06

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.   Today’s issue starts right off with Velvet Sky and Southern Belle heading down to the ring.  Belle says Velvet Sky, an original member of the Beautiful People is back where she belongs.  Velvet says she’s happy to be back and now she’s back in the Beautiful People where she belongs.  Belle says that Fusion Valentine never belonged in the Beautiful People.  She always seemed awkward and tended to hot the limelight.  Angelina Love and Madison Rayne come out and welcome Velvet back into the fold.  The four of them leave together.

Our first match of the night has the Nigerian Wraith taking on Tyler Breeze.  This one only went 5 minutes but came to a quick end after Breeze viciously bodyslammed the Wraith on the concrete ground and he got counted out. 

In the back, the Desperados (El Chango and the Stache) meet up with Master Bull. They ask if they are in action tonight and Bull says that they are but it will be singles action.  Stache and Chango appear to be ok with it.

The next match is the Stache w/El Chango taking on Solomon Crowe w/ Kalisto.  After much interference, Crowe gets the win after hitting a Leap Frog Lariat.  El Chango was pissed off enough that he challenged Kalisto to a match right then and there.  Kalisto agreed.  In a very close match, this one goes the distance and ends in a 30 minute time limit draw.  After the match, Solomon attacks El Chango and Kalisto beats down the Stache.  Master Bull comes out and says that these two will meet again in the main event of tonight’s show.

In the back, Adam Rose meets up with Abyss and again asks if they can form a team.  Abyss said he thought about it and says that he is ok with doing it.  Abyss says they can try out against a tag team but Rose says that he can’t tonight as he is getting a title shot and he’s not giving that up.   Rose walks away and Abyss contemplates if this was the right move for him.

We head back to the ring for our title match with North American Champion Daniel Bryan defending the title against Adam Rose.  Rose immediately calls for Abyss to come down but the Omegatron comes on and Abyss is shown talking to GM Hulk Hogan so he doesn’t hear Adam’s call.  Daniel Bryan takes the kid to school and in 5 minutes, traps Adam in the Yes Lock and gets him to tap out.  Daniel Bryan retains.  Adam Rose, pissed off, stomps to the back.

Our next match is up and it is Sami Zayn taking on Band member The Axe.  This was a very hard fought match that saw The Axe going toe to toe with his opponent for a good 12 solid minutes.  After that, Axe’s tag team partner Dirk ‘the Pick’ Devon came down hoping to cause a distraction but Zayn was not fazed by it at all.   Dirk tried to interfere in the match and ended up getting sent away from ringside.  Zayn then hits the Axe with a Slam Piledriver and gets the 1-2-3.  Sami Zayn gets the win.  After the match, Axe tried to attack him but Zayn left the ring before Axe could do any damage.  He was not happy.

In the back, Adam Rose confronts Abyss but Abyss said that he had something to do (talk to Hogan) while Rose had his thing going in the ring.  Now that he got that (match) out of his system, Abyss asks Adam if he is ready to become a tag team.  Rose chills out and says yes and it looks like they are now on the same page.

Kevin Steen makes his way out and says that he is ready for a change and that change will include a name change.  He will now be known as Kevin Owens and he is ready to take on any challenger.  Samoa Joe makes his way out to the ring.  Kevin says that Joe is not in the same league (a play on words and the fact that Owens is in the HWF and Joe is in the CSWA) as he is.  Joe says that’s ok and that Kevin can be moved at any time that GM Master Bull wants it to happen.  Kevin says that he will take on the next HWF person to come out from behind the curtain.  If he loses the match, he will agree to be moved to the CSWA.

To a lot of people’s surprise, out walks John Cena.  The crowd boos and Cena tells them to shut up and sit down.  Cena then starts to rap on how pathetic both Owens and Joe are and he decided that tonight, Cena will start clearing house and get rid of the trash (talking about Owens).  Owens vs Cena is NEXT.

For a good 10 minutes, Cena and Owens go toe to toe.  Kevin then gets tossed out of the ring in front of the commentary booth where Joe is assisting with calling the action.  Kevin starts to jaw jack with Joe and Cena comes out and whips him into the steel post.  Owens almost gets knocked out.  He is disoriented and unable to get any offense in.  2 minutes later, John hits a Five Knuckle Shuffle and hooks the leg for the 1-2-3.  Kevin Owens is now out of the HWF.  Joe gets in the ring and picks up Owens and hits a muscle buster before leaving him in a heap in the ring.

In the back, Paige approaches Brie Bella and says that she wants her title spot for the Women’s title.  Brie tries to get out of it by faking an injury but Paige calls her out and says that tonight, Paige will chase Ravishing Raquel’s title.

GM Hulk Hogan comes out and says that the CSWA is a little heavy and says that with the next match, the loser will be traded to the HWF.

For the next match, Kofi Kingston takes on Jeff Hardy with the loser being traded to the HWF.  This one goes 18 minutes and ends after Hardy catches Kofi with a suicide dive.  Kofi gets the loss and is traded.

The next match has Paige challenging Brie Bella for her spot for the Women’s title.  If Brie were to lose, she would move over to the Diva’s title contention.  I wouldn’t go as far as saying that Paige totally dominated the match but she sure controlled the majority of the 23 minute fight.  In the end, Paige traps Brie in the PTO (Paige tap out) and Brie submits.  Paige and Brie switch places in their respective top 10’s.  Paige gets on the mic and tells Ravishing Raquel she is coming for the Women’s title.

It is time for our main event…hang on…something happening.  #CJ is running out to the ring.  Abyss is walking out after him.  It seems that Abyss was getting tired of waiting for his title shot and is making #CJ give it to him now.  Big Show also came out but did not have the briefcase nor Lil’ Naitch with him.  Needless to say, #CJ was getting his ass handed to him in this Bullrope match.  Many times, it looked like Abyss was going to get the win only to have #CJ miraculously kick out or reach the ropes.   Just when it looked like Abyss was going to get the win, Show hits Abyss with a knockout punch.  #CJ then wraps the bullrope around Abyss’s throat choking him out.  Just as Abyss looked to be going nighty night, #CJ makes the cover and (with both a hook of the tights AND his feet on the ropes) gets the 1-2-3.  #CJ is victorious in his title defense.   Big Show starts to climb in the ring and #CJ, even exhausted from this match, bolts out of the ring and runs to the back.

Ok, now it is time for our main event.  First, Solomon Crowe and Kalisto make their way down to the ring and then they are followed by the Desperados – The Stache and El Chango.  For 11 minutes, the Desperados held their own but it wasn’t until the World Tag Team Champions the Ascension (Konnor and Viktor) and MJ made their way down to scout the match.  The Desperados are the #1 contenders however, the presence of the champs put them off their game.  In 18 minutes, Solomon Crowe hits the Stache with a double Axehandle smash and covers him for the 1-2-3.  After the match, Crowe says that they beat the #1 contenders and therefore they should be next in line for a title match against the champs.  MJ gets on the mic and says that he concurs as only the worthy should get a shot at the champs and the Desperados looked pathetic in this match.  MJ says that the Ascension will defend the titles next against Solomon Crowe and Kalisto.  The show ends with the 4 men (and MJ) standing in the ring staring at each other.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 05.05

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Today’s event comes to you Live from Dallas, TX…home of the Mavericks and the Cowboys.   The show begins with #CJ coming on stage.  “men...sit down or go get a beer.  The heartthrob of the decade is here to give the ladies a present that they can take home with them…me in all my glorious wonder looking as good as only the Hardcore champion can.”  #CJ then introduces his “Jones of the night” which is former Cowboy Ed ‘Too Tall’ Jones and the owner of the Cowboys Jerry Jones.”  The two come out to a nice pop and as they are escorting #CJ to the ring, he starts to get jealous of the attention HIS guests are getting.  In the ring, he takes a mic.  “Tonight, I’m here to defend my title which is rare for all you skunkweed half-wits half-breeds.”  He pauses as the boos become deafening.  “I’m surprised you no-nothings can figure out how to make any noise.”  Ed Jones and Jerry Jones question what #CJ is doing.  “You two planned all along to steal my limelight.  #CJ doesn’t need your sorry asses in my ring.  GET the HELL out!”  Too Tall and Jerry Jones leave.  “Now, as I was saying…”.  #CJ is interrupted by Tyler Breeze.  “Defending your title?  How about trying on a real wrestler?  Think you can handle it?”  Breeze rushes the ring but #CJ bails.  Finally a ref comes out and the match can begin.  #CJ says that Breeze is not in line for his title.  “Ok, then how about your spot for the Intercontinental title?  I’ll fight you for that.”  GM Master Bull comes out and tells #CJ if he takes on Breeze for this match, then he won’t have to defend the Hardcore title tonight.  #CJ seems ok with that.  “You know who I am, right?” #CJ asks.  “I’m the DAMN #PC (still calls himself the people’s champion.  I think the Rock may take offense if he gets wind of this.)

The champ seemed to hold his own for the first 5 minutes of the match until an appearance by the Big Show on stage threw him off his game.  Breeze then dismantled the Hardcore champion and in 20 minutes, pinned #CJ after hitting a nasty back suplex.  Breeze takes over #CJ’s spot for the IC title.  He apparently wants another piece of Brock Lesnar.  After the match, Big Show makes his way down.  He goes to help #CJ up but ends up nailing a chokeslam instead.  Big Show picks up the Hardcore title and poses with it before dropping it on the champ and then leaving.

We head backstage where ½ of the Beautiful People Fusion Valentine says she is getting a shot at the Women’s Championship and champ Ravishing Raquel tonight.  She promises that gold is coming to the Beautiful People.

We head back to the ring for our next match.  First, out comes Adam Rose and then he is followed by his opponent Adrian Neville who is accompanied to the ring by his A-Team mates Austin Aries and Antonio Cesaro.  Rose, not happy with the extra muscle at ringside, attacks Neville before the bell.  This was a pretty hard fought match on both sides.  Abyss ends up running down to ringside and chases Austin Aries and Antonio Cesaro to the back.  Neville ends up hitting Rose with the Red Arrow and at the 20 minute mark, gets the win.  While Neville is showboating in the ring, Rose recovers and hits Neville with the Party Foul.  Adrian bails and yells at Rose who is in the ring celebrating. 

In the back, Shield member Ryback runs into Samoa Joe.  Ryback gives Joe a hard time about not being able to close the deal when it really matters.  Joe asks if he wants to test him tonight and he’ll show Ryback the meaning of pain.  Ryback laughs it off and says “Sure, whatever” and walks off. 

We head to the ring for our next match.  First, out comes ‘Luke Warm’ Lucas Johnston who the crowd just goes quiet for.  Man, this guy cannot get over with the fans.  His opponent tonight is newcomer Leon Teremoto.  Leon begins with a side headlock and Lucas hits him with repeated dropkicks.  Leon then locks in an armbar scissor lock and Johnston struggles to get to the ropes.  Leon makes like he’s going to charge at Johnston and Lucas just bails out of the ring.  He appears to have had enough and walks away.  He gets counted out and the newcomer Leon Teremoto is victorious in his first HWF/CSWA outing.  He asks for a mic.

“Thank you for welcoming me to your new family.  I am proud to be wrestling for you.  As you may or may not know, I hail from Latin America.  My name means ‘the quiet one’.  However, I was not always quiet as I used to weigh over 400lbs.  I am sad to say that I overindulged in tacos and soymilk.  No more…I am in the best shape of my life thanks to a steady diet of cucumbers and water.  I am here to make a name for myself and you will not forget who I am.  Stay tuned as I promise to bring honor to the honorless; courage to the cowards; appreciation for those who struggle with thanklessness.  Thank you.”  Leon gets a nice pop from the crowd as he leaves.  Looks like we’ve got another fresh face.

2 members of Prestige Inc. King Damian Sandow and ‘the Elitist Reid Rothchild head down to the ring to a nice pop from the crowd.  Sandow says how they are in line for a shot at the World Tag Team titles.  Champions The Ascension head to the ring and cuts things off. Konnor says this isn’t entertaining, and these delusional idiots in the ring are just trying to jump start their careers. Viktor says there’s a difference between laughed at and laughed with, and this is the dawning of their time. They scream ‘welcome to the wasteland’ and attack Sandow and Reid and beat them down.  Konnor eliminates Reid and Viktor nails Sandow with the Fall of Man.  Konnor yells “OHHHH What a rush” and the fans toss junk at them in the ring.  MJ makes his way down and escorts his team to the back.

Next on the card is Heath Slater taking on Kofi Kingston.  This was a pretty close match going 23 minutes.  Kofi ends up catching Slater with the Cool Runnings Kick and gets the 3 count.

In the back, Adam Rose meets up with Abyss and asks if they can team together.  Abyss says he’ll consider it.

We go back to the ring for our next match with Samoa Joe taking on Shield member Ryback.  This was another close match that had both men putting their all into this.  At the 23 minute mark, Ryback reverses a Rear Naked Choke attempt and nails a marching cradle suplex.  Ryback puts his feet on the ropes and the ref counts 1...2...3.  Ryback gets the win.  Joe is up and starts shoving Ryback and the two come to blows again.   A bunch of suits from the back came out and had to break this up.  I doubt it is over between these two.

Back to the interview area and Sheamus is here but Ken Anderson is not.   Sheamus says that Anderson may take things too far and if he does, The Great White (and man is he white) Hope will destroy Anderson and send him back to the trailer park.

Prestige Inc. member Magnus comes out for his X-Division title match against the champion Roman Reigns. 

In 19 minutes, Reigns nails Magnus with a powerbomb and that is all she wrote in this very one sided match up.

Women’s Champion Ravishing Raquel says that her husband ‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild and his Lordship King Damian Sandow are up next.  Prestige Inc. will finally put the Ascension to rest and she, in tonight’s main event, will send Fusion Valentine home empty handed.

Prestige Inc. members Reid Rothchild and King Damian Sandow come out first.  Then MJ and the World Tag Team Champions come out next.  12 minutes into the match, Konnor and Viktor injure Sandow leaving Reid on his own.  Reid did a good job but in the end was no match for the power from the Ascension.  Viktor and Konnor took Reid outside the ring and hit the Fall of Man.  They get back in the ring and Reid ends up getting counted out.  The Ascension retain their titles in a 15 ½ minute match.

It is time for our Main Event.  Women’s Champion Ravishing Raquel vs Fusion Valentine with the title on the line is next.  The challenger Fusion Valentine comes out first and then is followed by the champ.  Fusion gets on the mic and tells the crowd that if she doesn’t win the title tonight, she will retire.  Raquel says that if Fusion is willing to put her career on the line, she’ll make this a best of 3 falls. The first fall goes to Raquel after Fusion ends up getting counted out of the ring at 3 ½ min.  Raquel then says that she’ll throw out the count out stipulation and now the winner must get the other to tap out or be pinned.  For 16 minutes, Fusion went toe to toe with the champ but after Raquel threw Fusion to the corner and she hit the ringpost, her offense went out the window.  Raquel kept trying to capitalize on the injury trying to get Fusion to tap out but she wouldn’t.  Finally, as we get to the 24 minute mark, Raquel manages to trap Fusion in the middle of the ring with the Ravishing Armbar.  After all the damage that had been done, Fusion just couldn’t keep going.  She taps out.  Ravishing Raquel retains her title.  She ends up helping Fusion to her feet and gives her a hug.  She then leaves and lets Fusion interact with the fans to bring the show to a close. 

After the camera went off the air, Diva’s Champion and Fusion’s partner in the Beautiful People Southern Belle comes out and starts to yell at her. “What do you think you were doing?  You just ruined our team.  You selfish BITCH.  Belle then slaps her across the face.  Fusion starts to fight back until someone from the audience runs in and attacks her.  She removes her hood and it’s…hang on…that’s Velvet Sky.  She is back.  Velvet drops Fusion and then she and Belle celebrate in the ring.  The fans boo them.

Thanks for reading.  Stay Tuned for more action.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 05.04

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Today’s issue begins with Adam Rose storming into GM Hulk Hogan’s office.  He demands to know where Adrian Neville is.  Hogan says that the A-team doesn’t answer to him and he is not their babysitter.  Rose says that he wants Neville to explain his actions.  He then storms out.

Our first match is for the Intercontinental title held by Brock Lesnar and he is defending it tonight against Tyson Kidd.  This one was short and really would have been surprised otherwise.  Brock gets the win in 4 short minutes after hitting a press and slam.  Brock puts his face in front of a camera and says he’s coming after the World title. 

The A-Team (CSWA World Champ Austin Aries, Antonio Cesaro and Adrian Neville) arrive.  They are met by GM Hulk Hogan who tells Neville that Adam Rose is looking for him.  Neville is about to brush him off but Aries says that the A-Team doesn’t back down from a challenge and tells Neville to deal with it tonight.  Adrian agrees to.

Next on the card is The American Wolves vs the Usos (Jimmy and Jey).  In 7 minutes, Jey Uso catches Davey Richards with the Island Nerve pinch and uses that to get the pin.  The Uso’s obtain a very rare win.

In the back, Alicia Fox purposefully bumps into Paige.  Paige takes offense and then Paige challenges Alicia for her title spot.  Alicia agrees and they head down to the ring.  This was another short match that showed Paige totally dominating her challenger.  Alicia didn’t even get in one offensive shot.  In 5 minutes, Paige nails the Paige Turner and secures the win.

Adam Rose heads to the ring and calls out Adrian Neville.   Adam asks Neville what he’s doing and Adrian says he needs to be on a winning team with 2 of the greatest superstars on the planet.  Rose gets all mad and starts poking him in the chest (who do you think you are abandoning me?).  Neville retaliates with a tornado DDT.  He wipes his hands together and walks off leaving Rose unconscious in the ring.  A ref comes out and helps Adam up and out.

Next on the card is Bray Wyatt vs Bo Dallas for the HWF World title,  Bray decides that he will not make this match a specialty rules match and says he’ll give Bo a match straight up.  Bray hits a lifting sideslam and follows it up with Sister Abigail for the win in 17 min.  He picks up a mic.  "He's got the whole world in his hands. He's got the whole wide world in his hands. He's got the whole world in his hands. He's got the whole world in his hands. Never, ever, have those words been more true than they are right now. I've truly got the whole world in my hands, yeah. The world has come to lean on me, and they lean on me because they know that somewhere deep down I only want what's best for all of you. The problem with that is sometimes what is best for us is not the easiest path. In this life, we all must make sacrifices. Most of us don't even know it but we do it every day. We go to work and we break our backs just so we can keep our children’s fed. And we sulk and we suffer while another man put his finger in our face and tells us who to be and how to act.  Sting must make sacrifices.”

"But when are you going to understand that all that is pointless? Sting, the poison has already set in. And we all know the only way to cure a snakebite is with the anti-venom. So what say you? Am I the snake or am I the cure? I know what role I must play in this world. I am the necessary evil that this world so badly needs. And in the end, in the end, if you are my brother or my sister you will stand right beside me. But if you are my enemy, you will fall at my feet. And I think it's clear, I think we all understand right here right now, that Sting is enemy to us all.

"Why? That has a question that has plagued me my entire life. Why does a man do what he does? Why does a man say what he says? Why don't the sheep run from the hungry wolf? Why am I different? I enter the threshold of battle without my brothers but I am never alone, Sting. Her hand guides me and the world follows behind. You can ask whatever you want but I am to ask you this, Sting: How can you save what is already dead? How can you forget what is already burned in your memory? What will be left of you, Sting? What am I? Well I'm Bray Wyatt, and I'm the nightmare at the end of your dream. Beyond time I stand."  Bray drops the mic and then leaves.

In the back, Dean Ambrose approached Antonio Cesaro and challenges him for his spot.  Antonio accepts and that match is next.

Dean Ambrose vs. Antonio Cesaro for his spot in the US title hunt.  Cesaro is next in line but Ambrose wants to move up in the rankings.  The Shield (Seth Rollins and Ryback) come out to show support for Ambrose and fellow A-Team members Adrian Neville and the CSWA World Champion Austin Aries comes out to support their teammate.  Ambrose kept the edge for the entire match and after attempted interference from both teams, the A-Team and Shield were sent to the back.  Ambrose gets the win in 28 minutes with knife edge chops followed by the Dirty Deeds.  Dean moves up in the rankings.

Ken Anderson comes out and he’s looking odd.  He is covered in white paint or something (making fun of Sheamus’ pasty white skin).  He also is wearing a funky red wig with a single ponytail.  He mocks Sheamus’ accent (Sheamus is Irish but Anderson was speaking with a very lousy British accent) and gets a pop from the crowd.  Sheamus is not there tonight or I’m sure he’d retaliate.

Warrior of Truth (R-Truth) vs Abyss for his hardcore title spot. The match ends up going 30 minutes and then the newest member of the A-Team Adrian Neville comes out and immediately challenges Abyss for his spot.  We know that Abyss wanted revenge so he accepted.  Before the match could begin, Abyss attacked Adrian.  Neville opted to just walk out robbing Abyss of a match he so very much wanted.  Abyss ends up hitting the ref with the Black Hole Slam…just because he was there.

Coming Next Week: the debut of Leon Teremoto

It is time for our main event and this one is a cross promotional match.  GM’s Hulk Hogan and Master Bull both come out and they say they will pick names at random and that will be who is headlining tonight’s show.  Master Bull draws a name and it is John Cena.  Hulk Hogan draws a name and it is Kurt Angle.  Both men tried to complain that they are “teammates” but neither GM bought it.  John definitely took control of the match after the Olympic Hero saw the Caped Crusader up in the rafters.  Angle could not regain his composure.  Cena controlled the match and kept Kurt on the defensive.  After a dominating performance by Cena (he and Kurt were both booed), John ends it with an F-U.  John gets win and then leaves.  The Caped Crusader then repels down from the rafters.  He approaches Kurt and whispers something to him.  He then leaves as quickly as he arrived zipping back up to the rafters.  Kurt watches him go and then leaves the ring.

Thanks for reading.  Stay Tuned for more action.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 05.03

Hello fans.  We have another action packed show for you.  There are title matches, a new member of the A-Team possibly being inducted and of course, everyone’s favorite person to hate…#CJ.

Our first match of the night is Jay Lethal vs. James Storm.  Storm controlled the beginning of the match but Lethal battled back with a vengeance.  This one goes 24 minutes and the score was even (if this was based on points).  Lethal gets the win after connecting with the flying elbow smash (ala Macho Man Randy Savage).

In the back, Awesome Kong approaches Southern Belle and says that she is the #1 contender and tonight, she is taking the Diva’s Championship…like it or not.  Belle looks worried.

We head back to the ring for our first title match of the night…Prestige Inc w/Ravishing Raquel vs Robbie E, Rockstar Spud and ECIII for the 6 man titles.  The challengers owned this one completely however they could not prevent the constant tagging and saves from the champs.  Just as the match was winding down, Reid manages to hit Spud with the Rothchild Stunner.  Spud kicks out just as the bell rings signaling a time limit draw.  Since the challengers were destroying the champs, I would not be surprised to see them get another title shot. (30 min)

We head back to the interview area where Dean Ambrose is interviewed.  He says he will be at ringside for the upcoming US title match between Daniel Bryan and Christopher Daniels.  GM Hulk Hogan walks over and warns Ambrose not to interfere in the match.  His reply:   “Who…ME?”

Our next title match is up next with US Champion Christopher Daniels vs Daniel Bryan for the title.  Ambrose makes his way down and sits at commentary.  This was the shortest match of the night.  Right as the bell rings, Daniels throws Bryan into the crowd and handcuffs him to the railing.  Daniels then goes over to Ambrose and throws him a chair.  He immediately drops to the floor making it look like Ambrose hit him with the chair.  The ref looks over and sees this and rings the bell signaling a DQ.  Christopher Daniels retains via DQ.  Dean drops the chair and tries to explain he didn’t use it.  Ambrose picks up the chair and chases Daniels from ringside.  Eventually, Bryan is freed and he heads to the back.

We head outside the arena for our next video.  #CJ goes to McDonald’s because he KNOWS Big Show won’t go there.  He orders two mcDoubles, a super-size fries but asked them to fill his “Big Mug” cup as he didn’t want to pay extra for theirs.  As he is sitting down to eat, he hears the familiar voice of Big Show as he places his order.  Lil’ Naitch is with him and the briefcase is present.  #CJ, realizing he just recently gave the beatdown of a lifetime to the Big Show (with a chair, that cheater), a healthy Big Show is not to be messed with.  He tries to slink out but Show sees him.  “Hey Champ.  Mind if we sit with you?”  Show and Lil’ Naitch sit at #CJ’s table.  #CJ is looking nervous.  “Why so nervous champ?” Big Show asked.  “Ah, you’re afraid that after you beat me down with that chair, you’d think I’m here for revenge...at the McDonald’s.  Well…you’re right.”  Big Show goes on the attack and smacks #CJ with the briefcase.  Before he can hand it over to Lil’ Naitch for the cash in, #CJ bolts out of the building.  “Coward.  Soon, he won’t be able to run.”  Big Show and Lil’ Naitch sit quietly and finish their lunch.  #CJ sneaks back in, grabs his food and then bolts again before Big Show can react.

Before the show began, Xavier Woods & Tyson Kidd challenged the Desperados for their tag team spot.  Now, the match is taking place.  El Chango and the Stache barely held their own as Woods & Kidd owned this match.  This one almost went the distance.  At the 29:30 mark, Tyson Kidd gets tossed out of the ring by the Stache and he ends up getting counted out.  The Desperados retain their spot.  After the exhausting match, the Desperados visited with fans at ringside.  It was kind of funny that the Stache, on one side of the ring started a “Fruit Roll Up” chant and on the other, El Chango got a “Slim Jim” chant going.  For a few minutes, the crowd really got into it and eventually the ref had to come down and ask the two to leave.

It is time for our next match which has Diva’s Champion Southern Belle taking on Awesome Kong for the title.  Kong towers over Belle and at first, Belle looks intimidated.  She then realizes she is the Diva’s champion and beats the snot out of Kong.  Her “Beautiful People” partner Fusion Valentine makes her way down and sits at commentary.   In a 17 minute total annihilation, Belle retains her title after she catches Kong with a flying body press and a 3 count.  Belle got on the mic “See, big or small, only one stands as the Diva’s Champion and that is ME…Southern Belle.”  Fusion joins her in the ring and they celebrate for a moment before leaving.

It is time for the Main event:  Abyss vs Alexander Rusev vs Adam Rose vs Adrian Neville for the #3 spot in the A-Team.  Abyss eliminated Rusev (his heart wasn’t in it and he left immediately thereafter).  Neville eliminated his tag team partner Adam Rose.  The final two battle it out until Abyss hits Neville with a Blackhole slam to get the win and retain his spot in the A-Team.  Aries and Cesaro come out and congratulate him.  Then they attack Abyss and beat him down.  Aries introduces the newest member of the A-Team:  Adrian Neville.  Neville stands with the A-Team over a beaten Abyss while Adam Rose (his now former tag team partner) looks on in bewilderment.

That is all for now.  Stay Tuned for more action.