Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
As was mentioned in the last show, we have a new Diva debuting
tonight. Her name is ‘Fabulous’ Taylor
Bella. She is the younger sister to
Nikki and Brie Bella. The show begins
with the Bella twins showing their sister around backstage and introducing her
to many of the Divas who include Paige, Natalya Neidhart and others. However, they run into the Beautiful People
(Southern Belle, Velvet Sky, Angelina Love and Madison Rayne). Rayne and Love make fun of the younger Bella
but she stands up to the veterans and appears she can hold her own ground. “Really?” Velvet Sky asks. “You want a piece of us?” Southern Belle says that she’d love to take
part in initiating Taylor into the World of Diva Entertainment but she has her
hands full defending her Diva’s Title against Natalya Neidhart. Madison says that the 3 of them can take on
the Bella clan if they are up to it.
Taylor speaks for her sisters when she accepts and she doesn’t back
down. She’s got guts; I’ll give you
that.
We
head to the ring for our first match which has Mark Henry taking on Randy
Orton. This was a relatively short match
that saw Orton cheat to get the win. He really didn’t need to as he was
controlling the entire match but I guess fear snuck in so he hits the big man
with an eye rake followed by a groin shot and the rolled the big man up for the
1-2-3 at the 8 minute mark. Orton
hightailed it out of there before Henry could recover.
We
cut to the back where the Diva’s Champion Southern Belle is being
interviewed. She says that she will
defeat Natalya and then join her teammates in the battle with the Bellas.
Next,
Intercontinental Champion Brock Lesnar comes out and says he is challenging
Jack Swagger for his title shot. Both
men are NCAA champions but Lesnar calls Swagger an embarrassment to anything
with the words “wrestling” or “entertainment” in them. Swagger agrees and we have out next
match. Jack held his own against Brock
for 11 minutes but I secretly think Brock was toying with him. After that, Brock turned up the power and for
the next 7 minutes, Jack got in a total of 3 offensive moves. Brock hurls Jack out of the ring and then,
while on the outside, hits Swagger with an F-5.
Brock rolls back in and beats the 10 count. Swagger loses his spot and Brock is
officially in the hunt for the HWF World title.
The
Six Man Tag Team Champions Prestige Inc. with Woman’s Champion Ravishing Raquel
say they are defending their titles tonight against the Shield (Ryback, Seth
Rollins & Dean Ambrose). King Damian
Sandow says that Prestige Inc. is the epitome of what champions should be. Magnus agrees and says that they really need
to see more in-ring time and they are ready for tonight’s match. ‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild also comments
that only the best survive and to remain on top, they will do whatever it takes
to make sure their titles stay put.
Our
next match is Diva’s Champion Southern Belle defending her title against
Natalya Neidhart. Master Bull comes out
and says that this will be a best of 3 falls match. Belle demands that the stipulation also be
added that if Belle does retain, she will also get Natalya’s spot for the
Women’s title. The first fall goes to
Natalya who hits Belle with the Nattie by Nature in 6 minutes. The second fall is only 30 seconds and ends
after Nattie, who got thrown into the ringside post, gets counted out. Natalya went back on the offensive even
managing to connect with the Nattie by Nature but Belle tosses her out of the
ring and she lands awkwardly. She ends
up getting counted out and Belle retains her title and moves up in the rankings
for the Women’s title. (10 ½ min)
A
vignette airs of #CJ. He says he’s not
there tonight in person but is on the big screen for everyone to bask in the
wonder that is #CJ. The fans in
attendance boo and the vignette is cut short…almost like #CJ knew they were
going to boo him and he ended the vignette.
The fans seemed happy it was cut short.
Next
is our Women’s 6 Person tag team match with the Bellas (Brie, Nikki and Taylor)
taking on the Beautiful People (Madison Rayne, Velvet Sky and Angelina
Love). The Beautiful People were
accompanied to the ring by Diva’s champion Southern Belle. The Bella’s surprisingly dominated the match
which actually saw Taylor get a lot of in-ring time. Towards the end of the match, Angelina Love
and Madison Rayne both get injured (not severely) and that left Velvet all
alone…until Southern Belle got involved.
Belle and Velvet held the off the Bella’s for a short time and then Belle
got dispatched. Just as Taylor was going
for a pin, the bell rang signaling a time limit draw. The Beautiful People (minus Southern Belle) all
limped away and the Bellas all stood tall in the ring and then shook hands with
the fans at ringside before leaving. (30
min)
Southern
Belle got in the ring and began to bash Taylor.
Taylor joined her in the ring and said that Belle should get off her
damn high horse and fight her. Belle
tried to weasel out of it but Taylor said that she just wrestled in a 30 minute
match while the champ saw, what, 10 minutes?
Taylor said all she wants is to prove herself and who better to put on a
show…the Diva’s Champion. Belle didn’t
like the comment so she agreed to the non-title match. This one was mostly
controlled by the champ but just barely.
Taylor practically stayed toe to toe with the champ and the longer it
went on, the better Taylor looked. By
the 17th minute in the match, Taylor still looked like she had a
full tank but Belle was looking pretty exhausted. For the next 4 minutes, Taylor put her heart
and soul into the match and it showed.
Belle couldn’t keep up. She tried to run away but Taylor didn’t allow
her to. Belle gets distracted by
something at ringside (oh, look, a squirrel) and Taylor catches Belle with a
monkey flip and then rolled her up for the 1-2-3. Taylor Belle just got her first singles win
in the HWF/CSWA. Belle was shocked. She called for the Beautiful People to come
out but as they emerged from the back, The Bella Twins and Natalya Neidhart
came out and, with the help of Taylor, chased all the Beautiful People
away. The four stood in the ring and
celebrated with the fans before leaving.
Another
vignette of #CJ airs and this time, he insults everyone in attendance calling
them rednecks and unsightly abominations.
Fans, of course, boo him.
All
too familiar music hits and out comes MW3.
He has returned to the CSWA and looks to have lost some weight. He makes his way to ringside. MW3 says he’s happy to be back and he’s once
again healthy. He says that Buff Austin
put him on the shelf and for that short period of time, he was ok with it but
now he’s back and he’s pissed off. He
calls for Buff Austin to come to the ring but he doesn’t show. Again, MW3 says it’s fine because he is
officially challenging Buff Austin to a match at the Great American Beach. If Buff doesn’t show up, MW3 says “I will
come looking for you; I will find you and I will (figuratively) kill you.” MW3 then leaves to a pop from the crowd.
It
is time for our main event. Prestige
Inc. are defending their 6 Man titles against the Shield. The challengers come out first and then are
followed by the champs. Master Bull
comes out and says that he doesn’t want any crap-ass finishes so this match
will be a No DQ/Count out match. The
champs had control of the match especially after US Champion Christopher
Daniels and Samoa Joe came out. Daniels ends up attacking Dean Ambrose and
Samoa Joe beats down on Ryback. That
left Seth Rollins all alone and he wasn’t happy about it. Rollins was going for a fisherman’s suplex on
Reid until Sandow ran in and dropkicked the leg of Rollins. Reid crashed down on top of Seth but he had
enough of his wits to lock Rollins in the Flair Figure Four leglock. Rollins ends up with his shoulders on the mat
for 1 second too long and he got pinned.
Prestige Inc. retained their titles.
After the match, Ambrose and Ryback (who had chased off their respective
enemies, got back in the ring and ended up helping Rollins to the back.
Just
as the show is getting ready to come to a close, new music hits and it is
another returning performer to the ring…The Original Big Daddy Donnie B is also
back. Donnie B gets on the mic and says
that like his former tag team partner MW3 said, it is good to be back. Donnie B talks briefly about the great list
of opponents he’s had while an active performer in the ring with talent ranging
from Reid Rothchild and the (former) Negronomicon to the always impressive
Undertaker. He speaks about defeating
the Undertaker for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship back in 2010 just
before the CSWA and HWF ceased operations and then one year later, defeating
the Undertaker one more time to keep that title. The lights go out and music hits as an eerie
blue light shines in the arena and the UNDERTAKER is also back. This sure is a night for returns. Donnie B shakes the hand of the Undertaker
and says that he was out here to announce his retirement from the sport. Undertaker reminds us all that he too is up
there in age and can’t perform at the same level he did 5 years ago. Undertaker proposes that at the Great
American Bash, the two of them should have one final match and the person who
gets the loss hangs up the boots for good.
Basically, the person who loses retires; no reinstatements; no
miraculous returns. One final match;
what’s done is done. Undertaker asks if
Donnie B will accept. Before DB can
reply, the show comes to an end. I guess
we’ll have to wait for the next show to see the answer to this challenge. Stay Tuned.
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