Friday, May 15, 2015

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 05.04


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Today’s issue begins with Adam Rose storming into GM Hulk Hogan’s office.  He demands to know where Adrian Neville is.  Hogan says that the A-team doesn’t answer to him and he is not their babysitter.  Rose says that he wants Neville to explain his actions.  He then storms out.

Our first match is for the Intercontinental title held by Brock Lesnar and he is defending it tonight against Tyson Kidd.  This one was short and really would have been surprised otherwise.  Brock gets the win in 4 short minutes after hitting a press and slam.  Brock puts his face in front of a camera and says he’s coming after the World title. 

The A-Team (CSWA World Champ Austin Aries, Antonio Cesaro and Adrian Neville) arrive.  They are met by GM Hulk Hogan who tells Neville that Adam Rose is looking for him.  Neville is about to brush him off but Aries says that the A-Team doesn’t back down from a challenge and tells Neville to deal with it tonight.  Adrian agrees to.

Next on the card is The American Wolves vs the Usos (Jimmy and Jey).  In 7 minutes, Jey Uso catches Davey Richards with the Island Nerve pinch and uses that to get the pin.  The Uso’s obtain a very rare win.

In the back, Alicia Fox purposefully bumps into Paige.  Paige takes offense and then Paige challenges Alicia for her title spot.  Alicia agrees and they head down to the ring.  This was another short match that showed Paige totally dominating her challenger.  Alicia didn’t even get in one offensive shot.  In 5 minutes, Paige nails the Paige Turner and secures the win.

Adam Rose heads to the ring and calls out Adrian Neville.   Adam asks Neville what he’s doing and Adrian says he needs to be on a winning team with 2 of the greatest superstars on the planet.  Rose gets all mad and starts poking him in the chest (who do you think you are abandoning me?).  Neville retaliates with a tornado DDT.  He wipes his hands together and walks off leaving Rose unconscious in the ring.  A ref comes out and helps Adam up and out.

Next on the card is Bray Wyatt vs Bo Dallas for the HWF World title,  Bray decides that he will not make this match a specialty rules match and says he’ll give Bo a match straight up.  Bray hits a lifting sideslam and follows it up with Sister Abigail for the win in 17 min.  He picks up a mic.  "He's got the whole world in his hands. He's got the whole wide world in his hands. He's got the whole world in his hands. He's got the whole world in his hands. Never, ever, have those words been more true than they are right now. I've truly got the whole world in my hands, yeah. The world has come to lean on me, and they lean on me because they know that somewhere deep down I only want what's best for all of you. The problem with that is sometimes what is best for us is not the easiest path. In this life, we all must make sacrifices. Most of us don't even know it but we do it every day. We go to work and we break our backs just so we can keep our children’s fed. And we sulk and we suffer while another man put his finger in our face and tells us who to be and how to act.  Sting must make sacrifices.”

"But when are you going to understand that all that is pointless? Sting, the poison has already set in. And we all know the only way to cure a snakebite is with the anti-venom. So what say you? Am I the snake or am I the cure? I know what role I must play in this world. I am the necessary evil that this world so badly needs. And in the end, in the end, if you are my brother or my sister you will stand right beside me. But if you are my enemy, you will fall at my feet. And I think it's clear, I think we all understand right here right now, that Sting is enemy to us all.

"Why? That has a question that has plagued me my entire life. Why does a man do what he does? Why does a man say what he says? Why don't the sheep run from the hungry wolf? Why am I different? I enter the threshold of battle without my brothers but I am never alone, Sting. Her hand guides me and the world follows behind. You can ask whatever you want but I am to ask you this, Sting: How can you save what is already dead? How can you forget what is already burned in your memory? What will be left of you, Sting? What am I? Well I'm Bray Wyatt, and I'm the nightmare at the end of your dream. Beyond time I stand."  Bray drops the mic and then leaves.
In the back, Dean Ambrose approached Antonio Cesaro and challenges him for his spot.  Antonio accepts and that match is next.

Dean Ambrose vs. Antonio Cesaro for his spot in the US title hunt.  Cesaro is next in line but Ambrose wants to move up in the rankings.  The Shield (Seth Rollins and Ryback) come out to show support for Ambrose and fellow A-Team members Adrian Neville and the CSWA World Champion Austin Aries comes out to support their teammate.  Ambrose kept the edge for the entire match and after attempted interference from both teams, the A-Team and Shield were sent to the back.  Ambrose gets the win in 28 minutes with knife edge chops followed by the Dirty Deeds.  Dean moves up in the rankings.

Ken Anderson comes out and he’s looking odd.  He is covered in white paint or something (making fun of Sheamus’ pasty white skin).  He also is wearing a funky red wig with a single ponytail.  He mocks Sheamus’ accent (Sheamus is Irish but Anderson was speaking with a very lousy British accent) and gets a pop from the crowd.  Sheamus is not there tonight or I’m sure he’d retaliate.

Warrior of Truth (R-Truth) vs Abyss for his hardcore title spot. The match ends up going 30 minutes and then the newest member of the A-Team Adrian Neville comes out and immediately challenges Abyss for his spot.  We know that Abyss wanted revenge so he accepted.  Before the match could begin, Abyss attacked Adrian.  Neville opted to just walk out robbing Abyss of a match he so very much wanted.  Abyss ends up hitting the ref with the Black Hole Slam…just because he was there.

Coming Next Week: the debut of Leon Teremoto

It is time for our main event and this one is a cross promotional match.  GM’s Hulk Hogan and Master Bull both come out and they say they will pick names at random and that will be who is headlining tonight’s show.  Master Bull draws a name and it is John Cena.  Hulk Hogan draws a name and it is Kurt Angle.  Both men tried to complain that they are “teammates” but neither GM bought it.  John definitely took control of the match after the Olympic Hero saw the Caped Crusader up in the rafters.  Angle could not regain his composure.  Cena controlled the match and kept Kurt on the defensive.  After a dominating performance by Cena (he and Kurt were both booed), John ends it with an F-U.  John gets win and then leaves.  The Caped Crusader then repels down from the rafters.  He approaches Kurt and whispers something to him.  He then leaves as quickly as he arrived zipping back up to the rafters.  Kurt watches him go and then leaves the ring.

Thanks for reading.  Stay Tuned for more action.

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