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Today’s event comes to you Live from Dallas, TX…home of the Mavericks
and the Cowboys. The show begins with
#CJ coming on stage. “men...sit down or
go get a beer. The heartthrob of the
decade is here to give the ladies a present that they can take home with
them…me in all my glorious wonder looking as good as only the Hardcore champion
can.” #CJ then introduces his “Jones of
the night” which is former Cowboy Ed ‘Too Tall’ Jones and the owner of the
Cowboys Jerry Jones.” The two come out
to a nice pop and as they are escorting #CJ to the ring, he starts to get
jealous of the attention HIS guests are getting. In the ring, he takes a mic. “Tonight, I’m here to defend my title which
is rare for all you skunkweed half-wits half-breeds.” He pauses as the boos become deafening. “I’m surprised you no-nothings can figure out
how to make any noise.” Ed Jones and
Jerry Jones question what #CJ is doing.
“You two planned all along to steal my limelight. #CJ doesn’t need your sorry asses in my
ring. GET the HELL out!” Too Tall and Jerry Jones leave. “Now, as I was saying…”. #CJ is interrupted by Tyler Breeze. “Defending your title? How about trying on a real wrestler? Think you can handle it?” Breeze rushes the ring but #CJ bails. Finally a ref comes out and the match can
begin. #CJ says that Breeze is not in
line for his title. “Ok, then how about
your spot for the Intercontinental title?
I’ll fight you for that.” GM
Master Bull comes out and tells #CJ if he takes on Breeze for this match, then
he won’t have to defend the Hardcore title tonight. #CJ seems ok with that. “You know who I am, right?” #CJ asks. “I’m the DAMN #PC (still calls himself the
people’s champion. I think the Rock may
take offense if he gets wind of this.)
The
champ seemed to hold his own for the first 5 minutes of the match until an
appearance by the Big Show on stage threw him off his game. Breeze then dismantled the Hardcore champion
and in 20 minutes, pinned #CJ after hitting a nasty back suplex. Breeze takes over #CJ’s spot for the IC
title. He apparently wants another piece
of Brock Lesnar. After the match, Big
Show makes his way down. He goes to help
#CJ up but ends up nailing a chokeslam instead.
Big Show picks up the Hardcore title and poses with it before dropping
it on the champ and then leaving.
We
head backstage where ½ of the Beautiful People Fusion Valentine says she is
getting a shot at the Women’s Championship and champ Ravishing Raquel
tonight. She promises that gold is
coming to the Beautiful People.
We
head back to the ring for our next match.
First, out comes Adam Rose and then he is followed by his opponent
Adrian Neville who is accompanied to the ring by his A-Team mates Austin Aries
and Antonio Cesaro. Rose, not happy with
the extra muscle at ringside, attacks Neville before the bell. This was a pretty hard fought match on both
sides. Abyss ends up running down to
ringside and chases Austin Aries and Antonio Cesaro to the back. Neville ends up hitting Rose with the Red
Arrow and at the 20 minute mark, gets the win.
While Neville is showboating in the ring, Rose recovers and hits Neville
with the Party Foul. Adrian bails and
yells at Rose who is in the ring celebrating.
In
the back, Shield member Ryback runs into Samoa Joe. Ryback gives Joe a hard time about not being
able to close the deal when it really matters.
Joe asks if he wants to test him tonight and he’ll show Ryback the
meaning of pain. Ryback laughs it off
and says “Sure, whatever” and walks off.
We
head to the ring for our next match.
First, out comes ‘Luke Warm’ Lucas Johnston who the crowd just goes
quiet for. Man, this guy cannot get over
with the fans. His opponent tonight is
newcomer Leon Teremoto. Leon begins with
a side headlock and Lucas hits him with repeated dropkicks. Leon then locks in an armbar scissor lock and
Johnston struggles to get to the ropes.
Leon makes like he’s going to charge at Johnston and Lucas just bails
out of the ring. He appears to have had
enough and walks away. He gets counted
out and the newcomer Leon Teremoto is victorious in his first HWF/CSWA
outing. He asks for a mic.
“Thank
you for welcoming me to your new family.
I am proud to be wrestling for you.
As you may or may not know, I hail from Latin America. My name means ‘the quiet one’. However, I was not always quiet as I used to
weigh over 400lbs. I am sad to say that
I overindulged in tacos and soymilk. No
more…I am in the best shape of my life thanks to a steady diet of cucumbers and
water. I am here to make a name for
myself and you will not forget who I am.
Stay tuned as I promise to bring honor to the honorless; courage to the
cowards; appreciation for those who struggle with thanklessness. Thank you.”
Leon gets a nice pop from the crowd as he leaves. Looks like we’ve got another fresh face.
2
members of Prestige Inc. King Damian Sandow and ‘the Elitist Reid Rothchild
head down to the ring to a nice pop from the crowd. Sandow says how they are in line for a shot
at the World Tag Team titles. Champions
The Ascension head to the ring and cuts things off. Konnor says this isn’t
entertaining, and these delusional idiots in the ring are just trying to jump
start their careers. Viktor says there’s a difference between laughed at and
laughed with, and this is the dawning of their time. They scream ‘welcome to
the wasteland’ and attack Sandow and Reid and beat them down. Konnor eliminates Reid and Viktor nails
Sandow with the Fall of Man. Konnor
yells “OHHHH What a rush” and the fans toss junk at them in the ring. MJ makes his way down and escorts his team to
the back.
Next
on the card is Heath Slater taking on Kofi Kingston. This was a pretty close match going 23
minutes. Kofi ends up catching Slater
with the Cool Runnings Kick and gets the 3 count.
In
the back, Adam Rose meets up with Abyss and asks if they can team
together. Abyss says he’ll consider it.
We
go back to the ring for our next match with Samoa Joe taking on Shield member
Ryback. This was another close match
that had both men putting their all into this.
At the 23 minute mark, Ryback reverses a Rear Naked Choke attempt and
nails a marching cradle suplex. Ryback
puts his feet on the ropes and the ref counts 1...2...3. Ryback gets the win. Joe is up and starts shoving Ryback and the
two come to blows again. A bunch of
suits from the back came out and had to break this up. I doubt it is over between these two.
Back
to the interview area and Sheamus is here but Ken Anderson is not. Sheamus says that Anderson may take things
too far and if he does, The Great White (and man is he white) Hope will destroy
Anderson and send him back to the trailer park.
Prestige
Inc. member Magnus comes out for his X-Division title match against the
champion Roman Reigns.
In
19 minutes, Reigns nails Magnus with a powerbomb and that is all she wrote in
this very one sided match up.
Women’s
Champion Ravishing Raquel says that her husband ‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild
and his Lordship King Damian Sandow are up next. Prestige Inc. will finally put the Ascension
to rest and she, in tonight’s main event, will send Fusion Valentine home empty
handed.
Prestige
Inc. members Reid Rothchild and King Damian Sandow come out first. Then MJ and the World Tag Team Champions come
out next. 12 minutes into the match,
Konnor and Viktor injure Sandow leaving Reid on his own. Reid did a good job but in the end was no
match for the power from the Ascension.
Viktor and Konnor took Reid outside the ring and hit the Fall of
Man. They get back in the ring and Reid
ends up getting counted out. The
Ascension retain their titles in a 15 ½ minute match.
It
is time for our Main Event. Women’s Champion
Ravishing Raquel vs Fusion Valentine with the title on the line is next. The challenger Fusion Valentine comes out
first and then is followed by the champ.
Fusion gets on the mic and tells the crowd that if she doesn’t win the title
tonight, she will retire. Raquel says
that if Fusion is willing to put her career on the line, she’ll make this a
best of 3 falls. The first fall goes to Raquel after Fusion ends up getting
counted out of the ring at 3 ½ min.
Raquel then says that she’ll throw out the count out stipulation and now
the winner must get the other to tap out or be pinned. For 16 minutes, Fusion went toe to toe with
the champ but after Raquel threw Fusion to the corner and she hit the ringpost,
her offense went out the window. Raquel
kept trying to capitalize on the injury trying to get Fusion to tap out but she
wouldn’t. Finally, as we get to the 24
minute mark, Raquel manages to trap Fusion in the middle of the ring with the
Ravishing Armbar. After all the damage
that had been done, Fusion just couldn’t keep going. She taps out.
Ravishing Raquel retains her title.
She ends up helping Fusion to her feet and gives her a hug. She then leaves and lets Fusion interact with
the fans to bring the show to a close.
After
the camera went off the air, Diva’s Champion and Fusion’s partner in the
Beautiful People Southern Belle comes out and starts to yell at her. “What do
you think you were doing? You just
ruined our team. You selfish BITCH. Belle then slaps her across the face. Fusion starts to fight back until someone
from the audience runs in and attacks her.
She removes her hood and it’s…hang on…that’s Velvet Sky. She is back.
Velvet drops Fusion and then she and Belle celebrate in the ring. The fans boo them.
Thanks
for reading. Stay Tuned for more action.
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