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When we last left off, the Undertaker had challenged Donnie B to one
final match with the loser retiring once and for all. Donnie B accepted and that match will also
take place at the Great American Bash – live from El Paso, TX.
Backstage,
Shield members Dean Ambrose, Ryback and Seth Rollins arrive and Rollins still
seems to be bickering about the fact that his team left him alone take on
Prestige Inc. Ambrose says he has
business to take care of and goes off on his own. Ryback and Rollins run into GM Hulk Hogan and
they say that Kevin Owens intruded in their space and they want him in a
handicap match tonight. Hogan mulls it over
and decides it could be best for business so he makes the match. “However, brother,” Hogan follows up with,
“If Owens can find himself a partner, then it will be a tag team match.” Seth Rollins says no one likes Owens so it
should be no issue. They walk off.
Our
first match of the night is Christopher Daniels defending the CSWA US title
against Alberto El Patron. Patron was in
control for most of the match but Daniels kept kicking out of pin attempts and
making it to the ropes to break up submission attempts. As the match was nearing the time limit,
Alberto tried to execute a move from the top rope and missed and he crashed
hard in the ring. Daniels then hits a
double jump moonsault and lands on Patron.
He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.
An exhausted Daniels is then attacked by Dean Ambrose who beats him down
even more and lays him out with the Dirty Deeds. Ambrose takes the title and walks off with
it. (26 min)
In
the back, Hulk Hogan makes Dean Ambrose hand the title over as he is not the
champion. Ambrose says that at the Bash,
that belt will become his. He gives it
up begrudgingly.
We
head back to the ring for our next match which is a Women’s match with Paige
taking on Natalya Neidhart. This one
went a full 30 minutes and ended in a time limit draw. After the match, Beautiful People member
Angelina Love came out and attacked Natalya for no apparent reason. Natalya said she wanted Love at the next
show. (30 min)
In
the interview area, Ascension member Konnor says that he is getting a World
title shot against HWF World Champion Bray Wyatt. He says that Wyatt is out there but he knows
nothing about psychological warfare (WHAT?
That’s all Bray does…) and with Viktor and MJ at his side, he will
become the next World Champion.
We
head back to the ring for our next match which is Bobby Lashley taking on Jeff Hardy. This was a pretty close match but ended after
Hardy, who went sailing into the audience after being thrown out of the ring,
got counted out. (10 ½ min)
Brock
Lesnar arrives and he is informed by Master Bull that he is late and that his
match is next. Brock keeps walking and
heads directly to the ring.
Next
up is Brock Lesnar defending the HWF Intercontinental title against Tyler
Breeze. Breeze finally got himself back
in contention after losing this title to Brock months ago. This match took no time at all as it only
took 3 minutes for the Beast Incarnate to hit the F-5 and pin Tyler in the
middle of the ring. Brock takes his
title and leaves. (3 min)
Goldust
is in the back and says he’s finally getting his due with a title match against
X-Division Champion Roman Reigns. He
will make the best of it.
We
go back to the ring for more action. Ken
Anderson vs Dolph Ziggler is next.
Ziggler had the upper hand for most of the match but things changed
after Sheamus came out. Ziggler got
tossed out of the ring and while the ref was counting, Sheamus hits the ring
and nails Anderson with the Brogue Kick.
He then leaves. Ziggler
miraculously pops up, slides in the ring and locks Anderson in a sleeper
hold. Since Anderson was already out
cold, it didn’t take much for the ref to raise and drop Ken’s arm 3 times and
then award the match to Dolph via submission.
Dolph didn’t seem to care that he got the tainted win. (10 min)
The
Desperados are here but are not scheduled for action. They walk up to an unmarked dressing room
door. El Chango knocks. “Come” echoes from the other side. Chango and Stache look at each other and then
enter the room and close the door behind them.
Wonder what that’s about.
Next
up we have Roman Reigns vs Goldust for the X-Division title. This really wasn’t much of a match as
Goldust was off his game from the start.
Sitting at ringside was his brother Cody who is still in the character
of Stardust. Goldie couldn’t get his act
together and that allowed Reigns to get the pin in 11 minutes. After the match, Stardust got in the ring
with a mic. He leaned over Goldust and
said “It’s dark in here. There is no
return. They all FLOAT down here
Goldust…they all FLOAT…down here” (reference for those who didn’t catch it was
from the TV show based on Stephen King’s novel
‘IT’).
Backstage,
more drama as the Miz attacks the Fiend and the two have to be separated by
refs and “shirts” (a name for the stooges who only seem to be around to break
up a fight).
We go back to the ring for our handicap
match with Ryback & Seth Rollins taking on Kevin Owens. Owens said he didn’t need a partner. Just as the match was supposed to begin, Samoa
Joe comes out and tells Kevin that he heard and saw him step up to the Shield
and now understands that Kevin is all he proclaims to be and Joe says that if
Kevin will allow it, he will be Kevin’s tag team partner for this match. Kevin reluctantly shakes Joe’s hand and we
have ourselves a tag team match. During
the match, Ryback hurled Kevin into Samoa Joe and that knocked Joe down from
the ring. Joe was pissed. He tried a few times to get tagged in but
Ryback and Rollins kept Owens in the ring.
Finally, Kevin makes the hot tag and Joe hits him with a muscle
buster. The fans boo. Ryback throws Owens to the ropes and nails a
spinebuster. He makes the cover and gets
the win. (19 min).
GM
Master Bull says that the full lineup of the show will be finalized at the next
show but promises that everyone will be thoroughly entertained with what is in
store.
It
is time for our main event. First, the
challenger comes out. Konnor is
accompanied to the ring by his Ascension teammates Viktor and manager MJ. Konnor is motioning that he will be taking on
another title tonight. Next, the HWF and
Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt comes out but stops short. Bray says that he may not have invented the
game of psychological warfare but he sure has refined it. He introduces…The Desperados. The fans seem confused as to why there are
there. Bray says that “No, I haven’t
brought these two young men to my side…yet but how much…how much Konnor…can you
concentrate on our match when your PPV opponents are starring daggers right
through you?” Bray laughs and all 3 men head to the ring. This one will have ECW extreme rules
stipulations. In just under a minute,
Konnor hits the Fall of Man on Bray on a steel chair and he gets the first
fall. 12 minutes later, Bray hits Konnor
with Sister Abigail and takes the second fall.
Almost immediately, the Desperados set up a table on the outside of the
ring. They then start to battle with
Viktor. Konnor and Bray fight on the
outside of the ring. Bray hits Konnor
with a lifting side slam through the table.
He then rolls Konnor back in the ring and gets the 1-2-3. Bray Wyatt has retained his title. As the Desperados and the Ascension brawl
towards the back, the lights go dim and a crow screeches. The lights come up and Sting is in the ring
with Bray. He turns around and is
shocked to see Sting there. Sting
peppers him with lefts and rights and then drops him with the Scorpion death
drop (reverse DDT). Sting stands in the
ring as Bray tries to recover on the outside.
Stay
tuned as the Bash is only a week away.
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