Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
The lead up to the Bash continues here.
Our
first match of the night is Buff Austin vs David Otunga. To say that Otunga was KILLING Buff would be
an understatement. 5 ½ minutes into the match, MW3 comes out and attacks Buff
resulting in a DQ. They brawl briefly
before the suits from the back come out and break up the fight. GM Hulk Hogan then comes out and says both
men are in different federations but he talked to Master Bull and the match
will indeed happen. MW3 seems pleased
until Buff attacks him and drops MW3 on his head. Buff Austin says he wants a stipulation for
their match. He wants MW3 gone forever. He asks Hogan to add that whoever loses must
retire. Hogan isn’t keen on having 2
retirement matches at one PPV but Buff keeps poking and prodding until Hogan
gives in and makes the match. Austin picks
up MW3 and blasts him with the 5 point palm explosion and says MW3 will be a
shell of his former self and will be gone for good all thanks to the “Main
Event” Buff Austin.
Here
is the PPV line up as it exists right now.
The card is subject to change but we think this is the final line up.
Charlotte
vs Cactus Jackie
Hardcore
champion #CJ vs the Big Show for the title
Buff
‘Main Event’ Austin vs MW3 – loser must retire
Dean
Ambrose vs Christopher Daniels in a No DQ match for the US title
The
Miz vs. the Fiend
The
Ascension vs the Desperados for the titles
AJ
Styles vs Randy Orton in a Steel Cage
Donnie
B vs the Undertaker – the loser must retire for good
Bray
Wyatt vs Sting for the HWF world title
We
head back to the ring for our second match.
It is supposed to be Sheamus vs Ken Anderson but the two actually come
out brawling and never enter the ring.
This one ends in no contest. The
ref basically gave up and let the two beat each other up until the suits came
back out (again) to break them up.
In
the back, The Desperados are interviewed.
They talk about different topics such as being spokesmen for their
respective brands and then talk about their PPV opponents the Ascension. El Chango makes the comment that they feel
they are the team who will finally beat the champs. All of a sudden, they are attacked by the
Ascension who beat them down. Viktor
looks at the camera and says “Ohhhh, what a rush. Hey Crap-a-rados, this is what will happen at
the PPV. You will not beat us. You can’t beat us.” Konnor chimes in with “Bitches”. The two of them walk off.
The
Shield (Seth Rollins and Ryback) make their way to the ring and introduce Samoa
Joe as the newest member of the Shield.
Ryback then nails Seth Rollins with a spear. He calls him the weak link. Ambrose comes out
and questions what the hell is happening.
Ryback says that Ambrose only cares about singles matches and is not a
team player so he is out too. If he
wants to get in the ring right now, Ryback will hurt him and he won’t make the
PPV. Dean Ambrose helps Seth up and the
two leave. Ryback says that along with
Joe and him, they will be the dominant force the Shield is meant to be once
this man joins them. Randy Orton makes
his way out. Wow! Orton is joining forces? Hang on, SWERVE…Out comes the World’s
Strongest man Mark Henry. Henry attacks and drops Orton with a World’s
Strongest Slam on the stage. Mark then
makes his way to the ring and stands with his new teammates in the ring while
Orton tries to recover and crawl to the back.
In
the back, Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose are trying to figure out where it all
went south. Kevin Owens walks over and
says they look to be in a bad spot.
Ambrose tries to convince him to join up with them and put aside any bad
blood so they can rid the CSWA of these posers.
Owens says his beef with Joe is back on and says he will consider it.
We
head back to the ring for a title match with North American Champion Daniel
Bryan defending the NA title against Big E Langston. GM Hulk Hogan comes out and says this is a
best of 3 falls match. The first fall
goes to Big E who pins Daniel after hitting him with an over the shoulder
backbreaker in 28 min. The second fall
goes to Bryan who gets Big E trapped in the Yes Lock and gets him to tap out in
5 min. This match went almost the full
distance. Both men were even on points
throughout the final fall with no one getting the upper hand. This one goes 25 ½ minutes and only ended
after Daniel got counted out. Since the
belt does not change hands on a count out, Bryan retains the title but Big E
will probably get another shot sometime soon.
A
vignette airs on the Omegatron and it’s the Jackass you love to hate…#CJ.
“ARE
YOU KIDDING ME......are you effing serious, what kinda crap are master bull
shhhhzz, and punk hogan pulling, #CJ not making an impact, an appearance, or
his presence felt, NOT giving all the fan boys, hillbillies, red necks, and 40
year old virgins what they came to see...your last show was crap...pure and
utter crap !!!!!!! Good thing that show was in Tex-ASS.....cuzz it was CRAP!!!!
I find it insulting that the HARDCORE CHAMPION, the #PC isn't the main focus of
each and every one of your little events....#CJ out”....(drops the mic)
Master
Bull comes out and says that tonight, HWF World Champion Bray Wyatt will have a
contract signing with Sting in the ring.
Once the contract is signed, their match is official.
We
go back to the ring for a 6 Women Tag team match. The Bella’s (Nikki, Brea and Taylor) take on
the Beautiful People (Velvet Sky, Diva’s Champion Southern Belle, & Madison
Rayne). Noticeably absent is the other
member of the Beautiful People Angelina Love.
This time around, Belle did not underestimate Taylor and took her to
school. The Beautiful People had the
upper hand for most of the match.
Madison nails Nikki with the Rayne drop and as she goes for the pin,
Brie Bella (the twin) sneaks in and pushes Nikki from the ring and as the fresh
competitor, rolls Madison up for the 1-2-3.
The Bella’s have a win against the Beautiful People. Taylor and Brie help Nikki from the ring and
celebrate up the ramp. As they are
making their way to the back, Taylor motions to Belle that she will be taking
her title. (16 min)
The
A-Team (Antonio Cesaro, Adrian Neville and the CSWA World Champ ‘The Man’
Austin Aries) arrive. GM Hulk Hogan
meets them and tells Aries he is defending the title tonight. Aries says Ok and leaves to go get ready.
In
another part of the parking lot, #CJ is driving in his car (the vignette must
have been taped) with rapper Mike Jones and they see Big Show heading in. #CJ attempts to hit Big Show with his car
trying to take him out before the Bash.
He barely misses. Show gets pissed
and smashes the hood of the car. #CJ and
Mike Jones bail as Show flips the car.
Our
next match is Angelina Love vs Natalya.
Natalya controlled the majority of the match and in 8 minutes, using a
rear naked choke, used that to pin Love for the 1-2-3. After the match, the remaining Beautiful
People ran down and tried to attack Natalya but the Bella Clan ran down and
quickly evened the odds. Taylor got in
one good shot on Belle before she took off.
Master
Bull is talking to Hogan and says that he expects the contract signing to be a
very combustible situation and wants to get extra security in place to avoid
any uncontrolled reactions.
The
main event of the evening is CSWA World Champion ‘The Man’ Austin Aries
defending the CSWA World title against Curtis Axel. As Axel makes his way out, he says he is
dedicating this match to his father the late Curt Hennig. He says tonight, he makes his father proud by
becoming a World Champion. He makes his
way to the ring. Aries comes out with a mic of his own and tells Axel “It’s
great to want things but unfortunately, you’ll fail.” Aries hits the ring and the match
begins. For 6 minutes, Axel went toe to
toe with the champ but after that, Aries just took off. At the 14 minute mark, Aries connects with
the 450 splash and it seems it took something out of him. Nah, he was faking it. He picks up Axel and hits a Fisherman’s
Suplex (Curt Hennig’s specialty move) and uses that to pin Axel for the
1-2-3. Aries used Axel’s father’s own
move to put him away. How sad. Axel leaves the ring disappointed while Aries
remained behind soaking up the booing and hissing from the crowd before leaving
himself.
Master
Bull then comes out with about 20 security guards. They line the ramp all the way to the ring,
surround the ring and then one seats in each corner of the ring. A table is set up and Master Bull then calls
out The Scorpion Warrior Sting. Sting
sits on one side of the table. Bull then
calls out Bray Wyatt. Bray makes his way down and is followed by a bunch of
children all wearing goat masks. They
are chanting “He’s got the whole world in his hands”. Bray gets to the ring and has the children
stop singing. Bray doesn’t say a word
and signs the contract. Sting yanks it
away and also signs. Bray goes to leave
but stops. He turns and has a mic in
hand.
"Sting,
they’ve been lying to you, man. There ain't no such thing as a hero. Not
anymore. But you, you, and you, and you (points to the fans), you have become
addicted to the illusion of what a hero is. You have become addicted to the
illusion of what a hero does for you. You think you need someone to pat you on
the back. You think you need someone to tuck you in bed at night, kiss you on
the cheek, and tell you that everything is all right. But everything...
everything... everything... EVERYTHING IS NOT ALL RIGHT! What if I was to tell
you that the man who made you STEVE (Steve Bordon – Sting’s real identity) is a
liar? What if I was to tell you that your own true self…Steve…turned his back
on you? I would never turn my back on you. And maybe, maybe the answers you
seek have been slapping you right in the face. Or maybe, just maybe, I, Bray
Wyatt, the Eater of Worlds, have been the answer all along. Soon Sting…very soon."
Sting
gets up and shoves the table out of his way. The security guards swarm the ring
and the 4 in the ring get in between the two.
The show comes to an end when Bray starts laughing uncontrollably and
the children start singing again.
That
is all for now. There is one final show
before the PPV so stay tuned.
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