Thursday, May 28, 2015

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 05.08


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Things are really starting to heat up as we gear up for our June PPV the Great American Bash which will be broadcast as well as live from El Paso, TX.

Up on the Omegatron (as well as on the displays backstage), a quick recap from the last show is shown and of course, the mention about the last show being “#CJ free”.  #CJ sees this and loses it.  He storms out on stage; mic in hand.

“Not on the last show…what the hell…No “#CJ” makes it crap......your little show is nothing without the true representation of the PEOPLE, the CHAMPION........looking for new talent....hahahaha I’ve got an idea…get rid of all these played out losers,, and old timers and stop trying to relive their so called glory days....if I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times...they are too old; too lame…time to let them go!!!! A show without the #PC, #CJ....are you kidding me!!!!!”

“Look to be totally honest, i could give an eff less what you fanboys, rednecks, over weight douche bags, 40 year old virgins, and inbreeds think.....#CJ is out for 1 thing and 1 thing only....his self!!!!! Ahahahahahaha now all you losers, lames, and lucky ladies should be honored to enjoy the ride known as #CJ, the REAL people’s choice, and champion!!!! #CJ out” (drops the mic).

He then storms off stage.  He walks up to Master Bull backstage and says that he doesn’t care what the rest of the card looks like tonight; he is defending the only title that matters.  He tells Bull to find his opponent tonight.

Master Bull makes a match for Sheamus vs. Big Show with the winner going against #CJ later tonight for the title.  Whoever loses will be out of the top 10 (Big Show still has his Money in the Bank contract so even if he loses, he still can cash in at any time due to “Hardcore Holly Rules”).

The show starts off with Big Show taking on Sheamus.  Big Show is destroying Sheamus…for 3 minutes.  That is when Ken Anderson comes out and attacks Sheamus resulting in a DQ.  Sheamus gets the win by disqualification and he and Anderson brawl all the way to the back.  Big Show is out of the Top 10 and he is ok with that as he still has his trusty Money in the Bank contract and is getting a shot regardless of who it’s against. (3 min)

It is time for the debut of a new character and his name is ‘The King of Cones’ (Ice cream cones) Magnum Kone.  Hang on, that’s the dad from a few episodes ago who brought his son to his first ever match.  That was the one where #CJ stole the son’s ice cream sandwich.  So Magnum Kone is dressed in all white – very similar to a ‘Good Humor’ man.  He walks around ringside and hands ice cream to all the kids there.  Apparently, the kids love him already and he hasn’t step foot in the ring yet.  His celebration is cut short when ‘Luke Warm’ Lucas Johnston comes out.  He bashes the Ice Cream Man but it doesn’t draw any heat from the crowd (they really just don’t care about him).  He says that Kone is here taking all the limelight.  Magnum Kone gets in the ring and we have a match. 

Magnum was holding his own until Luke Warm started to cheat but again, the crowd was silent.  They would cheer for Kone but zip it when Lucas was controlling the match (which was the majority of it).  Finally, Kone catches a break and hits Lucas with the Ice Cream Sandwich (splash in the corner) and he rolls him up for the 1-2-3.  Magnum Kone is victorious in his first match.  Congratulations!  Lucas is not happy with the officiating and yells at the ref.  The ref gets tired of it and pops him right in the mouth and the crowd explodes!  The ref and the King of Cones head to the back while Lucas sits in the ring holding his jaw.
                                               
In the back, Big Show says that he is done chasing #CJ around the world.  Show says that even though he can cash in anytime, anywhere, he has to do it before the Bash.  Show says that he wants it documented that he will be cashing in at the Great American Bash.  #CJ is off the hook…for now.

Sheamus makes his way out for his title shot against the Hardcore Champion #CJ.  It is determined that this will be a “brass knuckles rules” match.  Sheamus starts with an Irish curse backbreaker.  #CJ then manages to get the brass knuckles away from Sheamus but ends up eating a Brogue kick.  Sheamus beings to showboat a bit and #CJ pops up and blasts Sheamus with those brass knuckles knocking him out.  After about 6 repeated shots to the head, #CJ hooks the leg and gets the 1-2-3.  #CJ retains his title.  He drops the brass knuckles and leaves a bloody and beaten Sheamus in the ring.  Ken Anderson runs back down and hits Sheamus with the mic check.  Medics come out and help the Great White dope from the ring.

Kurt Angle is in the back and says he’s in action again tonight.  He acknowledges he’s been on a bit of a losing streak but he will be back on top before you know it.  “It’s True, it’s DAMN true.”

In the back, Natalya challenges Paige for her spot for the Women’s title.  Paige says she will accept and will see her in the ring shortly.

Our next match has Jack Swagger challenging Konnor for his title spot at the HWF World title.  This was total destruction as you’ve never seen from either Konnor or Viktor in singles action.  Konnor just annihilated Swagger and that was without Viktor at ringside. This guy is just unbelievable.  Finally and mercifully, Konnor ends it when MJ asks him to after a brutal 14 minute beatdown.  After repeated bodyslams on the exposed concrete floor, Konnor rolls Swagger back in and makes the pin.  Konnor retains his spot but then he immediately calls out HWF World Champion Bray Wyatt and says that HE is the next World Champion.

AJ Styles says that he is cashing in his title shot tonight against Christopher Daniels.  Daniels better be ready to part with the title as it is coming back to AJ. 

Kurt Angle vs Bram is up next.  Bram comes out to booing from the crowd but Angle fares no better.  Tonight’s crowd doesn’t really like either man.  Angle turns up the heat and beats Bram from pillar to post breaking every rule in the book.  A quick pan to the rafter and we see the Caped Crusader on his perch.  He’s seen about all he can handle and he repels down.  Angle sees him and the two have words and then the fists fly.  The ref has lost control of this one and calls this a no contest.  The Crusader hits Angle with the Wam!Bam!Pow! and Angle just took it.  Holy Metal Batman!  Angle lowers his straps and then begins pounding on the Crusader.  CC pushes Angle off and tells him to remember who he is and where he came from.  An enraged Kurt went on the attack again.  CC managed to get him off a second time but now Angle has the “Eye of the Tiger” or more appropriately, the appetite of the Tiger and explodes with eye gouges, kicks and choking.  CC manages to get away and Kurt is just rabid.  Angle grabs a mic and says that he’s had it with the Crusader interfering in all his matches and at the Bash, he’s putting CC into cold storage for good.


Next on the card we have AJ Styles vs Christopher Daniels for the US title.  AJ had control of the match for the entirety of the match but that didn’t help him when Randy Orton came out and attacked AJ on the outside of the ring taking him out with an RKO.  Daniels retains his title in 15 minutes via countout.  Dean Ambrose runs down and chases Daniels to the back. 

Back in the ring, Orton continues his beatdown on AJ until Styles rebounded and dropped Orton with a pele kick followed by the Styles Clash.  Orton rolls out of the ring.  GM Hulk Hogan comes out and says that the two of them are ruining his show (although ratings right now are at an all-time high and it’s NOT due to #CJ).  Hogan says that at the Bash, Orton and AJ get to bring closure to this feud in the confines of a steel cage.  Orton was not happy about it but AJ appeared to be.

The lights go dim and a crow screeches.  Sting is back and he is making his way down to the ring.  Sting gets on a mic and says that it is finally time for the ICON to destroy the evil that is Bray Wyatt and then Sting will stand victorious.  He will take the HWF World title from Bray and he will once again be World Heavyweight Champion.  He is interrupted by Brock Lesnar who says that he is coming for the World title and it doesn’t matter who has the belt; Brock is taking it away.  The show comes to an end with Brock getting in the ring and having a staredown with the ICON. 


Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned as things continue to heat up for the Great American Bash!  AND the debut of another new performer.

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