Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
Today’s issue starts right off with Velvet Sky and Southern Belle
heading down to the ring. Belle says
Velvet Sky, an original member of the Beautiful People is back where she
belongs. Velvet says she’s happy to be
back and now she’s back in the Beautiful People where she belongs. Belle says that Fusion Valentine never
belonged in the Beautiful People. She
always seemed awkward and tended to hot the limelight. Angelina Love and Madison Rayne come out and
welcome Velvet back into the fold. The
four of them leave together.
Our
first match of the night has the Nigerian Wraith taking on Tyler Breeze. This one only went 5 minutes but came to a
quick end after Breeze viciously bodyslammed the Wraith on the concrete ground
and he got counted out.
In
the back, the Desperados (El Chango and the Stache) meet up with Master Bull.
They ask if they are in action tonight and Bull says that they are but it will
be singles action. Stache and Chango
appear to be ok with it.
The
next match is the Stache w/El Chango taking on Solomon Crowe w/ Kalisto. After much interference, Crowe gets the win
after hitting a Leap Frog Lariat. El
Chango was pissed off enough that he challenged Kalisto to a match right then
and there. Kalisto agreed. In a very close match, this one goes the
distance and ends in a 30 minute time limit draw. After the match, Solomon attacks El Chango
and Kalisto beats down the Stache.
Master Bull comes out and says that these two will meet again in the
main event of tonight’s show.
In
the back, Adam Rose meets up with Abyss and again asks if they can form a
team. Abyss said he thought about it and
says that he is ok with doing it. Abyss
says they can try out against a tag team but Rose says that he can’t tonight as
he is getting a title shot and he’s not giving that up. Rose walks away and Abyss contemplates if
this was the right move for him.
We
head back to the ring for our title match with North American Champion Daniel
Bryan defending the title against Adam Rose.
Rose immediately calls for Abyss to come down but the Omegatron comes on
and Abyss is shown talking to GM Hulk Hogan so he doesn’t hear Adam’s
call. Daniel Bryan takes the kid to
school and in 5 minutes, traps Adam in the Yes Lock and gets him to tap
out. Daniel Bryan retains. Adam Rose, pissed off, stomps to the back.
Our
next match is up and it is Sami Zayn taking on Band member The Axe. This was a very hard fought match that saw
The Axe going toe to toe with his opponent for a good 12 solid minutes. After that, Axe’s tag team partner Dirk ‘the
Pick’ Devon came down hoping to cause a distraction but Zayn was not fazed by
it at all. Dirk tried to interfere in
the match and ended up getting sent away from ringside. Zayn then hits the Axe with a Slam Piledriver
and gets the 1-2-3. Sami Zayn gets the
win. After the match, Axe tried to
attack him but Zayn left the ring before Axe could do any damage. He was not happy.
In
the back, Adam Rose confronts Abyss but Abyss said that he had something to do
(talk to Hogan) while Rose had his thing going in the ring. Now that he got that (match) out of his
system, Abyss asks Adam if he is ready to become a tag team. Rose chills out and says yes and it looks
like they are now on the same page.
Kevin
Steen makes his way out and says that he is ready for a change and that change
will include a name change. He will now
be known as Kevin Owens and he is ready to take on any challenger. Samoa Joe makes his way out to the ring. Kevin says that Joe is not in the same league
(a play on words and the fact that Owens is in the HWF and Joe is in the
CSWA) as he is. Joe says that’s ok and
that Kevin can be moved at any time that GM Master Bull wants it to
happen. Kevin says that he will take on
the next HWF person to come out from behind the curtain. If he loses the match, he will agree to be
moved to the CSWA.
To
a lot of people’s surprise, out walks John Cena. The crowd boos and Cena tells them to shut up
and sit down. Cena then starts to rap on
how pathetic both Owens and Joe are and he decided that tonight, Cena will
start clearing house and get rid of the trash (talking about Owens). Owens vs Cena is NEXT.
For
a good 10 minutes, Cena and Owens go toe to toe. Kevin then gets tossed out of the ring in
front of the commentary booth where Joe is assisting with calling the
action. Kevin starts to jaw jack with
Joe and Cena comes out and whips him into the steel post. Owens almost gets knocked out. He is disoriented and unable to get any
offense in. 2 minutes later, John hits a
Five Knuckle Shuffle and hooks the leg for the 1-2-3. Kevin Owens is now out of the HWF. Joe gets in the ring and picks up Owens and
hits a muscle buster before leaving him in a heap in the ring.
In
the back, Paige approaches Brie Bella and says that she wants her title spot
for the Women’s title. Brie tries to get
out of it by faking an injury but Paige calls her out and says that tonight,
Paige will chase Ravishing Raquel’s title.
GM
Hulk Hogan comes out and says that the CSWA is a little heavy and says that
with the next match, the loser will be traded to the HWF.
For
the next match, Kofi Kingston takes on Jeff Hardy with the loser being traded
to the HWF. This one goes 18 minutes and
ends after Hardy catches Kofi with a suicide dive. Kofi gets the loss and is traded.
The
next match has Paige challenging Brie Bella for her spot for the Women’s
title. If Brie were to lose, she would
move over to the Diva’s title contention.
I wouldn’t go as far as saying that Paige totally dominated the match
but she sure controlled the majority of the 23 minute fight. In the end, Paige traps Brie in the PTO
(Paige tap out) and Brie submits. Paige
and Brie switch places in their respective top 10’s. Paige gets on the mic and tells Ravishing
Raquel she is coming for the Women’s title.
It
is time for our main event…hang on…something happening. #CJ is running out to the ring. Abyss is walking out after him. It seems that Abyss was getting tired of
waiting for his title shot and is making #CJ give it to him now. Big Show also came out but did not have the
briefcase nor Lil’ Naitch with him.
Needless to say, #CJ was getting his ass handed to him in this Bullrope
match. Many times, it looked like Abyss
was going to get the win only to have #CJ miraculously kick out or reach the
ropes. Just when it looked like Abyss
was going to get the win, Show hits Abyss with a knockout punch. #CJ then wraps the bullrope around Abyss’s
throat choking him out. Just as Abyss looked
to be going nighty night, #CJ makes the cover and (with both a hook of the
tights AND his feet on the ropes) gets the 1-2-3. #CJ is victorious in his title defense. Big Show starts to climb in the ring and
#CJ, even exhausted from this match, bolts out of the ring and runs to the
back.
Ok,
now it is time for our main event.
First, Solomon Crowe and Kalisto make their way down to the ring and
then they are followed by the Desperados – The Stache and El Chango. For 11 minutes, the Desperados held their own
but it wasn’t until the World Tag Team Champions the Ascension (Konnor and
Viktor) and MJ made their way down to scout the match. The Desperados are the #1 contenders however,
the presence of the champs put them off their game. In 18 minutes, Solomon Crowe hits the Stache
with a double Axehandle smash and covers him for the 1-2-3. After the match, Crowe says that they beat
the #1 contenders and therefore they should be next in line for a title match
against the champs. MJ gets on the mic
and says that he concurs as only the worthy should get a shot at the champs and
the Desperados looked pathetic in this match.
MJ says that the Ascension will defend the titles next against Solomon
Crowe and Kalisto. The show ends with
the 4 men (and MJ) standing in the ring staring at each other.
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