Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
We goofed a bit in the last issue.
The Sting/Lesnar match was supposed to be the main event but after
Master Bull heard who Super Warrior was bringing in as the Warriors’ partner,
he made the change without letting anyone else know. Sorry about that.
Today’s
show begins with GM Master Bull making his way out to the stage. Master Bull declares that he is announcing
the first match for the February PPV Warzone here tonight. It will be the Ascension vs Donnie B and MW3
for the World Tag Team titles. Bull goes
on to explain that he is putting off the Ascension’s title shot until then as
he wants them to continue to plow through all the teams in the HWF and CSWA so
that when they beat the champs, it will prove their deserve it. But, if someone more worthy were to step up,
that could change things.
We
are ready for our first match and out comes Ethan Carter III and Rockstar
Spud. They make their way out and await their opponents. Old West music hits and out comes the
Desperados El Chango and the Stache.
ECIII begins laughing and asks for a mic. “HAHAHA. This is the best you got for
us? The Fruit Roll up? HAHA.” El Chango starts to get pissed off and starts
to make his way to the ring but Stache holds him back. ECIII continues “Hey Slim Jim, take it
easy.” Stache gives the nod and they
rush to the ring. ECIII and Spud
bail. ECIII says that if they want them
in the ring, the Desperados need to put their tag team title spot on the
line. El Chango agrees. ECIII and Spud were controlling the match but
the longer it went on, the more vicious the Desperados became. Not sensing a good end to this match, Carter
and Spud bail out of the ring getting counted out. The Desperados get the countout win and
retain their spot but nothing was settled here tonight.
We
cut to the interview area where former Women’s Champion AJ Lee is being
interviewed. Lee says she is challenging
#1 contender Natalya Neidhart for her spot.
She is heading to the ring now for that match. The former Women’s Champion dominated the
match and in 17 minutes, gets the win after connecting with the Shining
Wizard. AJ is now the #1 contender. She gets on the mic and tells Women’s
Champion Angelina Love that next show, she demands her match. Love comes out and says that she will defend
the title when and where she wants. GM
Hulk Hogan comes out and says that the GM’s get to dictate when and where so
next show, it will be Love vs Lee for the title….Sister.
We
are ready for our next match which has North American Champion Big Show taking
on Jay Lethal. This is a true example of
Davey and Goliath (well, actually almost anyone going against Big Show is a
whole lot smaller). Before the match
could begin, Mark Henry makes his way out.
2 minutes in, Big Show is dropkicked from the ring and Henry hits him
with the World’s Strongest Slam. Show
ends up getting counted out so Lethal gets the CO win. He is not happy about this and starts to yell
at Henry from the ring. Mark Henry
climbs into the ring and starts to push Lethal around. Lethal starts to pound on the World’s
Strongest Man but with little effect.
Jay nails a couple of dropkicks which temporarily stuns Henry but then
he catches Lethal coming from the top rope and hits the World’s Strongest
Slam. Henry stands over a beat up Lethal
and says that HE should be the next contender for the NA title. Henry then leaves.
In
the back, Beer Money say that it seems no one can put down the Ascension but
tonight, they will do exactly that. Bobby Roode asks “Whatcha gonna do MJ when
Beer Money destroys the Ascension?”
Storm then adds “Brother”.
We
head back to the ring where Beer Money have already gotten in the ring and are
waiting. Music hits and out comes MJ with
the Ascension. They head right to the
ring and get into Beer Money’s faces.
The bell rings and we have ourselves a slobber-knocker. This one was a street fight that went the
full 30 minutes with no winner. The
match ends in a time limit draw. The Ascension
leave right after the match and then in from the crowd comes the American
Wolves. The Wolves beat down on Beer
Money for a minute before they bail out of the ring.
Also
being interviewed is the Bulgarian turned Russian Alexander Rusev. Rusev says he should be the #1 contender for
the North American title and is challenging A-Team member Abyss for his spot.
John
Cena makes his way down to the ring. He
says he is glad to be back and promises to give nothing short of 100% from here
on out each and every time he gets in the ring.
The fans chant (mockingly or not depending on your point of view) Super
Cena…clap….clap…clapclapclap. Cena
shakes his head and then leaves the ring.
In
the back interview area, Bobby Roode and James Storm give the Wolves crap about
attacking them just after they finished a 30 minute war against the
Ascension. If they want another match,
any time, any place, they’ve got it.
Next
on the card is Alexander Rusev vs Abyss.
This was a major ass kicking by Abyss.
Rusev must not have expected anything like this. After 9 ½ minutes of getting his ass kicked,
Rusev hits Abyss with a chair causing a disqualification. Abyss didn’t care for that and chased Rusev
to the back. Abyss retains his
spot.
GM
Hulk Hogan meets up with Sting. Hogan tells Sting that he is giving him the
ability to determine the next specialty match between him and Brock
Lesnar. Sting says he will think about
it and promises to let Hogan know before his next match.
Former
IC champion Dolph Ziggler heads to the ring and issues a challenge to King
Damian Sandow for his world title spot.
Sandow comes out with Prestige Inc. but his Royalness asks for his
teammates to remain behind. Sandow heads
to the ring for what appears to be our Main Event. This one only took 8 minutes to see Ziggler
get the pin and move up in the rankings.
For some reason, Sandow didn’t seem all that disappointed. Sandow called Prestige Inc to the ring. Sandow congratulated Ziggler on his win. Dolph then left. Sandow said that Prestige Inc is united like
never before and as promised, they are going to devote all their time in going
after the 6 man titles. Familiar music
hits and it is the Ascension with MJ and Kane.
MJ asks why teams never learn and asks if Prestige Inc. wants yet
another loss at the hands of his team.
Sandow says that right here and now, they are challenging the Ascension
and Kane for their spot. GM Master Bull
comes out and makes the match official.
The Ascension and Kane don’t seem to be all that thrilled with
Bull. Kane glares at Bull as they
leave. This brings our show to an end.
Stay
tuned as I’m sure we’ll start hearing of more matches being set up for the
Warzone PPV.
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