HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 01.07

Hello fans and welcome back to our wrestling newsletter.   Today’s show begins with MJ and the Ascension making their way to the ring.  Vikor asks for the mic.  “Throughout wrestling history, there have been so-called ‘dominant’ tag teams.  There have been the Horsemen, Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff, the Koloffs, the Von Erichs, the Funks, the Samoans, the British Bulldogs, Harlem Heat, the Freebirds, the Hart Foundation, the Steiners, the Dudleys, Demolition, The Rock N Roll Express, the Midnight Express, the Rock N Sock Connection and of course the Legion of Doom – The Road Warriors.  NONE of these teams are fit to carry our bags.”  Booing ensues.  He hands the mic to Konnor.  “We are here in the HWF and CSWA for one reason only.  We are here for the World Tag Team titles.  Donnie B…MW3…You can keep running; keep hiding as we will blast through anything and everyone until those belts are ours.”  Viktor takes the mic back.  “Ohhhhhhh What a JOKE.  Speaking of jokes, wasn’t there another ‘joke’ of a team called the Blade Runners with some ‘ultimate’ tool…”

“Hold it right there.  I’ve heard enough”.  Out comes the Super Warrior with the Warrior of Truth to a huge pop from the audience.  SW has a mic in hand.

  YOU DARE?!  You two DISRESPECTFUL ‘WANNA BE BUT NEVER WILL BE’ PUNKS dare have the AUDACITY to compare yourselves to ANY of those LEGENDARY tag teams, let alone the GREATEST TAG TEAM OF ALL TIME, The Road Warriors?!?!  And further still you insult my mentor and inspiration, The Ultimate Warrior?!?!?!    You UNGRATEFUL PUNKS come out here wearing Warrior-like garb and paint your faces in Warrior-like fashion but you DAMN sure have NOT earned the right to do so!!!    These WARRIORS are gonna make you pay for your transgressions in TRUE WARRIOR style by beating the HOLY HELL out of you both and we will do it for the honor of the Warriors that have come before that have dared to mock this day!!!.

Both teams are in the ring and for 9 minutes, Super Warrior and Warrior of Truth took the fight to the Ascension.  For a while there, MJ was looking concerned.  Suddenly, a double team by the Ascension turned the tide in their favor and 4 minutes later, Super Warrior eats a big foot sending him out of the ring.  MJ jumps on the ring and chokes Truth on the top rope.  Truth turns around and eats an uppercut.  Konnor makes the cover and gets the pin on Truth.  Super Warrior got a chair and chased MJ away and then got back in the ring and went after the Ascension with the steel chair chasing them from the ring.  As MJ was leaving, he yelled “Welcome to the wastelands.”  Wyatt’s Warriors remained in the ring and celebrated with the fans.  Super Warrior was heard telling fans at ringside that this isn’t over with the Ascension by a long shot.

Bray Wyatt is in the interview area.  “Kurt Angle, when I finally defeat you and take back my title, it will mark the end of our great journey.  Kurt, the devil is real; he’s not just a man with red horns and a pointed tail.  He is Pain; he is suffering.  And when the time comes, he will walk beside me.  You will be a lost soul…forever trapped in your own nightmare.  Kurt, you made your bed and now you’re going to rot in it.” 

Master Bull makes the decision to run a tournament for the Top 10 for the 6 Man Tag Team titles even though the Ascension just fought in a match.  He says that if someone wants the belts bad enough, they’ll do whatever it takes to get there.

We have our next match which has Jeff Hardy taking on ‘EY’ Eric Young.  Jeff got frustrated multiple times as he couldn’t keep EY down.  It took 26 minutes for Jeff to finally pin EY.  After the match, Jeff looked like he wanted to take more frustrations out on EY but decided to just leave.

Fighting for the #8 spot in the Women’s top 10 is Fusion Valentine vs Nikki Bella.  In 14 minutes, Fusion catches Nikki with the Chilean Drop (moonsault) and got the pin.  Ms. Valentine is in the top 10.

Brock Lesnar is in the back and says that Sting got lucky in their last fight.  He is going to turn up the PAIN and Sting will suffer.

We head back to the ring for our next match.  First, out comes ‘Black Machismo’ Jay Lethal.  He is then followed by Daniel Bryan.  This one goes 12 minutes and sees Lethal sneak out a win after hitting the Flying Elbow Drop. (12 min)

In the back, AJ Lee approaches the Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel.  She says that the two of them are on a collision course.  She was hoping that they could have done a ‘champion vs champion’ match but Angelina Love took her belt.  She says she respects Raquel for everything she’s done since coming to the HWF and CSWA but AJ wants, nay, needs a title and the Diva’s title is within her grasp.  Raquel says that their match will indeed happen but it will be AFTER she gets her match against Angelina Love and then she’ll meet AJ as the Undisputed Women’s and Diva’s Champion.  They glare at each other as the segment ends.

We head back to the ring for our next match.  Zack Ryder comes out first.  ‘Old West’ music plays and out comes The Stache with El Chango.  Stache gets in the ring and the bell rings.  El Chango was looking intimidating pacing at ringside.  Stache owned the match and in 10 minutes, he got Ryder to tap out to the Handlebar (camel clutch). 

Buff Austin is being interviewed and he says he is calling out the IC Champion Dolph Ziggler.  He says that if Ziggler is a man, he will accept the challenge.

GM Hulk Hogan comes out and says that tonight will see the 3^rd match between Sting and Brock Lesnar and that match is next.  First, out comes Brock Lesnar.  Lesnar makes a beeline for the ring and starts pacing.  Sting comes out next to a good pop from the crowd.  Hogan says he is giving them both 30 minutes to get done what needs to be.  He then leaves.  As soon as the bell rings, the two opponents go after each other.  Brock was true to his word and he did turn up the intensity.  These two fought extremely hard for 24 minutes.  Sting actually got Brock in the Scorpion Death Lock twice but the Beast Incarnate would not quit.  Brock hit Sting twice with the F-5 but the Stinger just kept kicking out.  Brock went for a 3^rd but Sting reversed it and splashed Brock in the corner.  After a few minutes, Brock battled back and then went to the top rope and hit a flying clothesline that nearly took Sting’s head off.  Exhausted, Brock crawled over and draped an arm on Sting.  The ref counted 1...2…3.  Brock gets his second win against Sting.  Both men needed help getting up.  Brock dragged himself to the back and Sting received assistance from the ref.  GM Hulk Hogan ordered an MRI to make sure Sting didn’t suffer a concussion (his head did bounce off the mat pretty hard).

It is time for the main event.  We are back to the ring for our 6 man tag team title tournament.  The finals, not surprising, came down to the Ascension w/ Kane vs Bray Wyatt & Wyatt’s Warriors.  Adding Bray in to support the Warriors gave the Super Warrior the intestinal fortitude to open a can of whup-ass like never seen before.  SW was definitely channeling the power of the LOD and his mentor (RIP) the Ultimate Warrior.  Seeing an end that would not have been beneficial to them, the Ascension and Kane all grabbed chairs and blasted the Warriors with them getting disqualified.  They then jumped out of the ring.   Wyatt & the Warriors are the #1 contenders for the 6 Man tag team titles.   In from the crowd runs Kurt Angle and goes on the attack he and Bray brawl all the way to the back.  Kane and the Ascension returned to the ring but this time both Truth and SW had the steel chairs and the show ended with the victors in the ring holding off their opponents.