Sunday, January 18, 2015

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 01.09


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  GM Hulk Hogan starts off the show by telling us that the main event for the evening will be Sting vs Brock Lesnar #4.  Master Bull comes out and says that it will be a specialty match that he will announce when it is time.  Bull also says that the Ascension and Kane are in the building and they will be wrestling tonight.   Super Warrior makes his way out.  SW asks Bull if Wyatt’s Warriors can be their opponents.  Bull reminds him that they are only two as Bray Wyatt is not here tonight.  SW says he has a secret weapon and this person will be their 3rd.  Bull says as long as it is 3 vs 3, he gives the stamp of approval.

Super Warrior and R-Truth run into GM Hulk Hogan.  They tell him in secret who their partner will be.  Hogan says “Well, Brother, he’s not part of the roster but here’s what I will do.  I will give him a one day contract so that he can compete here tonight.”  Super Warrior thanks Hogan and he and Truth leave.

Alicia Fox makes her way out and says that Angelina Love’s days are numbered as the champ as she will be challenging her for the title….she is interrupted by Southern Belle.  Belle says that she is challenging Alicia for her spot.  Per the federation rules, she has to accept.  Alicia begins to choke Belle on the top rope.  She won’t let up and the ref disqualifies her.  Alicia walks away thinking her spot is intact until the ref announces Belle as the winner of the match AND takes over the spot.  Alicia begins to scream and attacks Belle.  It is a short lived attack as Belle begins to hulk up and then hits Alicia with the Southern Swing.  Alicia bails out of the ring.  Belle celebrates with the fans before leaving.  (2 min match)

Wyatt’s Warriors are in the back being interviewed and the interviewer asks SW who their mystery tag team partner will be.  SW replies “Do you know how movie companies like to keep as much of the story under wraps until they are ready to disclose it? Well, this is no different.  Neither you, the Ascension or Kane will know who our partner is until it is time.  It’s Time…It’s Time…It’s Warrior Time.”

Alberto El Patron and the Tag Team Champions head down to the ring.  They say that even though they are not at the top, they are still going to call out 6 Man Champions The A-Team.  Austin Aries, Antonio Cesaro and Abyss all make their way out.  Aries comments that the schmucks in the ring are not the #1, 2, 3.4 or 5 in the top 10 and they think they can call out the champs???  Alberto calls Aries an egotistical, lying, hypocritical ass. “This doesn’t have to be for the titles; we just want to kick your asses.”  Aries gets pissed and they all head to the ring.  I guess we have ourselves a match.  The match goes 21 minutes and is controlled by the champs.  Right at the end, however, Donnie B takes out Abyss, MW3 eliminates Aries and Alberto catches Cesaro in a rolling cross armbreaker.  With no one to save him, Antonio taps out.  Alberto, Donnie B and MW3 get the win.

We are ready for the tournament to finish out the 10 for the HWF World title.  Everyone is in the ring until we hear “Hang on…one more coming.”  The final participant comes out and…HOLY COW…its John Cena.  Cena has returned.  This one was very interesting as it saw Konnor eliminate Viktor by accident after he crashed into him sending Viktor flying over the top rope.  #8 is Jack Swagger; #7 is Konnor; #6 Super Warrior; #5 Kevin Steen; #4 Dolph Ziggler; #3 Sheamus; #2 John Cena and the tourney was won by King Damian Sandow of Prestige Inc.   Reid Rothchild, Ravishing Raquel and Magnus all met his Lordship in the ring and they celebrated and then left together. (60 min)

MJ, The Ascension and Kane are in the back.  They say that it doesn’t matter who Wyatt’s Warriors find to be their partner, they will walk all over them like they do everyone else.

We head to the ring for our next match.  Out comes Sting first who gets in the ring and begins to pace.  Next, out comes the Beast Incarnate Brock Lesnar.  Lesnar is winning the series and has dominated his opponent at almost every step.  Master Bull comes out and says he’s taking a page out of the Undertaker’s playbook and is making this one a ‘Buried Alive’ match.  He gives them 30 minutes to get this done.  They don’t need it as once again, Brock dominated Sting.  At the 12 minute mark, Brock POWERBOMBED Sting into the Burial hole.  Brock kicks dirt into the grave and the bell rings signaling the end of the match.  Brock wins another one and goes 3 and 1.

We cut to the back once again and see Stache and El Chango watching the Savage/Steamboat match from Wrestlemania III.  Both are awestruck.  Ethan Carter III and Rockstar Spud walk over start talking over the match.  Stache asks them to stop but ECIII tells Stache “Sit down ya Fruit Roll up.”  El Chango stands up and starts to make a move towards them.  Rockstar Spud tells El Chango “Chill out Slim Jim”.  ECIII says “HA.  Snap in to THAT.”  ECIII dumps their popcorn on the floor and Spud kicks over their chairs.  Both walk away laughing.   El Chango and Stache say that it’s about time to put what they’ve learned to good use.

It is time for our main event.  MJ leads the Ascension and Kane down to the ring.   They await their opponents while walking around the ring.  Their music hits and out comes Wyatt’s Warriors – The Super Warrior and the Warrior of Truth.  MJ laughs and asks if their partner changed his mind.  Super Warrior has a mic and says that they, unlike the Ascension, MJ and Kane, respect their partner and only treat him with the utmost respect.  Over the loudspeaker comes “OHHHHHHHH What a RUSH!” and out walks Road Warrior Animal.  The crowd pops HUGE. Animal is dressed in his typical Road Warrior gear.  Animal takes the mic and says that he respects Wyatt’s Warriors and for this match, they won’t be Wyatt’s warriors but honorary members of the Legion of Doom.  Out comes a couple of backstage hands with the spiked shoulder pads and places it on SW and Truth.  We have a one night only new Legion of Doom.  SW, Truth and Animal run to the ring and MJ, Kane and the Ascension bail out of the ring.  This one was nothing short of a good ol’ fashioned back alley fight.  For 29 solid minutes, all six men beat the crap out of each other but no one could a get a leg up over their opponents.  Super Warrior hurls Konnor out of the ring and while on the outside, Animal nails a power clothesline.  Konnor ends up getting counted out.  Super Warrior, Animal and Truth get a win via Countout.  Kane and Viktor run into the ring but Truth dropkicks Viktor out of the ring.  Animal and SW double team Kane.  Animal tells SW to get Kane up on his shoulders.  The fans pop again huge knowing what is coming.  Animal goes to the top rope and nails a clothesline from the top rope mimicking the LOD’s original ending move.  Kane, after crashing back down to the mat, rolls out of the ring where MJ and the Ascension collect him and take him to the back.  Super Warrior, Truth and Animal all celebrate in the ring much to the delight of the fans bringing the show to an end.

Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned for more action.

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