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GM Hulk Hogan starts off the show by telling us that the main event for
the evening will be Sting vs Brock Lesnar #4.
Master Bull comes out and says that it will be a specialty match that he
will announce when it is time. Bull also
says that the Ascension and Kane are in the building and they will be wrestling
tonight. Super Warrior makes his way
out. SW asks Bull if Wyatt’s Warriors
can be their opponents. Bull reminds him
that they are only two as Bray Wyatt is not here tonight. SW says he has a secret weapon and this
person will be their 3rd.
Bull says as long as it is 3 vs 3, he gives the stamp of approval.
Super
Warrior and R-Truth run into GM Hulk Hogan.
They tell him in secret who their partner will be. Hogan says “Well, Brother, he’s not part of
the roster but here’s what I will do. I
will give him a one day contract so that he can compete here tonight.” Super Warrior thanks Hogan and he and Truth
leave.
Alicia
Fox makes her way out and says that Angelina Love’s days are numbered as the
champ as she will be challenging her for the title….she is interrupted by
Southern Belle. Belle says that she is
challenging Alicia for her spot. Per the
federation rules, she has to accept.
Alicia begins to choke Belle on the top rope. She won’t let up and the ref disqualifies
her. Alicia walks away thinking her spot
is intact until the ref announces Belle as the winner of the match AND takes
over the spot. Alicia begins to scream
and attacks Belle. It is a short lived
attack as Belle begins to hulk up and then hits Alicia with the Southern Swing. Alicia bails out of the ring. Belle celebrates with the fans before
leaving. (2 min match)
Wyatt’s
Warriors are in the back being interviewed and the interviewer asks SW who
their mystery tag team partner will be.
SW replies “Do you know how movie companies like to keep as much of the
story under wraps until they are ready to disclose it?
Well, this is no different. Neither you,
the Ascension or Kane will know who our partner is until it is time. It’s Time…It’s Time…It’s Warrior Time.”
Alberto
El Patron and the Tag Team Champions head down to the ring. They say that even though they are not at the
top, they are still going to call out 6 Man Champions The A-Team. Austin Aries, Antonio Cesaro and Abyss all
make their way out. Aries comments that
the schmucks in the ring are not the #1, 2, 3.4 or 5 in the top 10 and they
think they can call out the champs???
Alberto calls Aries an egotistical, lying, hypocritical ass. “This
doesn’t have to be for the titles; we just want to kick your asses.” Aries gets pissed and they all head to the
ring. I guess we have ourselves a match. The match goes 21 minutes and is controlled
by the champs. Right at the end,
however, Donnie B takes out Abyss, MW3 eliminates Aries and Alberto catches
Cesaro in a rolling cross armbreaker.
With no one to save him, Antonio taps out. Alberto, Donnie B and MW3 get the win.
We
are ready for the tournament to finish out the 10 for the HWF World title. Everyone is in the ring until we hear “Hang
on…one more coming.” The final
participant comes out and…HOLY COW…its John Cena. Cena has returned. This one was very interesting as it saw
Konnor eliminate Viktor by accident after he crashed into him sending Viktor
flying over the top rope. #8 is Jack
Swagger; #7 is Konnor; #6 Super Warrior; #5 Kevin Steen; #4 Dolph Ziggler; #3
Sheamus; #2 John Cena and the tourney was won by King Damian Sandow of Prestige
Inc. Reid Rothchild, Ravishing Raquel
and Magnus all met his Lordship in the ring and they celebrated and then left
together. (60 min)
MJ,
The Ascension and Kane are in the back.
They say that it doesn’t matter who Wyatt’s Warriors find to be their
partner, they will walk all over them like they do everyone else.
We
head to the ring for our next match. Out
comes Sting first who gets in the ring and begins to pace. Next, out comes the Beast Incarnate Brock
Lesnar. Lesnar is winning the series and
has dominated his opponent at almost every step. Master Bull comes out and says he’s taking a
page out of the Undertaker’s playbook and is making this one a ‘Buried Alive’
match. He gives them 30 minutes to get
this done. They don’t need it as once
again, Brock dominated Sting. At the 12
minute mark, Brock POWERBOMBED Sting into the Burial hole. Brock kicks dirt into the grave and the bell
rings signaling the end of the match.
Brock wins another one and goes 3 and 1.
We
cut to the back once again and see Stache and El Chango watching the
Savage/Steamboat match from Wrestlemania III.
Both are awestruck. Ethan Carter
III and Rockstar Spud walk over start talking over the match. Stache asks them to stop but ECIII tells
Stache “Sit down ya Fruit Roll up.” El
Chango stands up and starts to make a move towards them. Rockstar Spud tells El Chango “Chill out Slim
Jim”. ECIII says “HA. Snap in to THAT.” ECIII dumps their popcorn on the floor and
Spud kicks over their chairs. Both walk
away laughing. El Chango and Stache say that it’s about time
to put what they’ve learned to good use.
It
is time for our main event. MJ leads the
Ascension and Kane down to the ring.
They await their opponents while walking around the ring. Their music hits and out comes Wyatt’s
Warriors – The Super Warrior and the Warrior of Truth. MJ laughs and asks if their partner changed
his mind. Super Warrior has a mic and
says that they, unlike the Ascension, MJ and Kane, respect their partner and
only treat him with the utmost respect.
Over the loudspeaker comes “OHHHHHHHH What a RUSH!” and out walks Road
Warrior Animal. The crowd pops HUGE.
Animal is dressed in his typical Road Warrior gear. Animal takes the mic and says that he
respects Wyatt’s Warriors and for this match, they won’t be Wyatt’s warriors
but honorary members of the Legion of Doom.
Out comes a couple of backstage hands with the spiked shoulder pads and
places it on SW and Truth. We have a one
night only new Legion of Doom. SW, Truth
and Animal run to the ring and MJ, Kane and the Ascension bail out of the
ring. This one was nothing short of a
good ol’ fashioned back alley fight. For
29 solid minutes, all six men beat the crap out of each other but no one could
a get a leg up over their opponents. Super
Warrior hurls Konnor out of the ring and while on the outside, Animal nails a
power clothesline. Konnor ends up
getting counted out. Super Warrior,
Animal and Truth get a win via Countout.
Kane and Viktor run into the ring but Truth dropkicks Viktor out of the
ring. Animal and SW double team
Kane. Animal tells SW to get Kane up on
his shoulders. The fans pop again huge
knowing what is coming. Animal goes to
the top rope and nails a clothesline from the top rope mimicking the LOD’s
original ending move. Kane, after
crashing back down to the mat, rolls out of the ring where MJ and the Ascension
collect him and take him to the back.
Super Warrior, Truth and Animal all celebrate in the ring much to the
delight of the fans bringing the show to an end.
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