Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
Action is just flying everywhere and we are here to report every juicy
tidbit we come across.
The
show begins with Alberto El Patron (formerly Del Rio) coming down. He gets an ovation like none other. He says he is happy to be back in the HWF and
CSWA. GM Hulk Hogan comes out and
personally welcomes Alberto back into to the fold. Hogan says Alberto is all legit now and as
long as he keeps his nose clean, they won’t have any issues. The A-Team comes out to break up the party
and Austin Aries asks “Where is this supposed team you have that will be in
your corner against us?” Alberto says
“Right behind you.” They turn around as
music hits and out comes the World Tag Team Champions ‘The Original Big Daddy’
Donnie B and MW3. The champs walk down
to the ring and the A-team stays out of their way. Alberto says that as a member of the
now-defunct 719 Cartel, he and the champs (known back then as the Mexicali
Flyers) got along well and it was Donnie B who turned Del Rio into El Pollo
Riche. They will be teaming up in the 6
man tag team tournament to try and get those belts off of the A-Team. New music hits and out comes MJ and the
Ascension. MJ says that the champs
already have their plates full with ‘MY’ team and shouldn’t be stretching
themselves too thin. Music hits and out
comes the Jones Boys. They say that they
are here to challenge the Ascension for their spot in the tag team top 10. MJ questions if that is the best course of
action. The Jones boys won’t back
down. It looks like that match is up
next. All of the other teams leave.
For
12 minutes, the Jones Boys held their own against the Ascension but after some
consecutive double teaming, the Ascension continued their dominance. Viktor and Konnor turned up the heat and beat
on the Jones boys for another 14 minutes.
The end came after Viktor reversed a neck snap from #ConanJones and
knocks him out with a knee to the head.
He makes the cover and gets the win.
The Ascension get another win. MJ
gets on the mic and says that the champs can hide all they want and put
whomever they want against HIS team…it won’t matter as they will blow through
everyone.
Next
up is the battle royal for the Top 10 for the Diva’s title. Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel comes out to
scout the match. The top 6 spots are
filled with #6 going to Southern Belle, #5 is Natalya Neidhart, #4 to Velvet
Sky, #3 to Gail Kim, #2 to Layla El and the #1 contender is none other than
former Women’s Champion AJ Lee. AJ
stands in the ring and is looking intently at Raquel and motions that she will
be the next Champion.
It is time for our next match which has the
team of Robbie E, Ethan Carter III and Rockstar Spud taking on Prestige Inc.’s
King Damian Sandow, Magnus and ‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild. This was a short match that saw triple
teaming by Prestige Inc. right off the bat.
However, Reid got trapped in the corner and then was beat down for 2
minutes. He miraculously nails a
Rothchild Stunner and pins Spud in the middle of the ring. (6 min)
GM
Hulk Hogan comes out and announces he just signed a new tag team to the CSWA - the
American Wolves – Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards. The Wolves shake hands with Hogan and then
head to the ring. They mock the tag team
tournament and question how you can have a tournament without the best tag team
in the world participating. This prompts
Beer Money (James Storm and Bobby Roode) to come out and they have a verbal
spat. The Wolves challenge Beer Money for
their title spot. At first, Bobby Roode
says no. Richards then says “How Roode”
which gets a chuckle from the crowd but then after more goading, they
agree. Hogan is still on stage and says
the match will happen NOW.
This
was a pretty even match for as long as it went on. It was easy to see that Roode and Storm got
frustrated many times that they couldn’t keep the Wolves down. Finally, at the 19 minute mark, Storm distracted
the ref and Bobby blasted Davey Richards with a beer bottle to the head knocking
him out. Storm then dropkicks Edwards
from the ring. Bobby makes the cover and
gets the 1-2-3. Beer Money stand proud
in the ring happy with their questionable win until Eddie Edwards got back in
the ring with a chair and chased Roode and Storm from the ring. I’m sure these two teams will be meeting
again.
Kurt
Angle is being interviewed and says that he will deal with Bray Wyatt in good
time but says that Jericho has waited long enough and is due his title
shot. That will be our main event tonight.
Next
up we have Kofi Kingston taking on the Fiend w/ the Miz. This one goes 11 minutes and the Fiend gets
the win after hitting a Miz-fit flip.
Seth
Rollins and Dean Ambrose make their way out for their non-title match against
the Tag Team Champs MW3 and ‘The Original Big Daddy’ Donnie B. The match ends up going to a no-contest after
the Ascension came down and attacked both teams.
It
is time for the Main Event with challenger Chris Jericho taking on CSWA World
Champion Kurt Angle. The bell rings and
both men shake hands. The match goes 23
minutes and after Kurt was choking Jericho in the corner (kind of bad guy-ish
for an Olympic Hero), he nails an Angle Slam and in 23 minutes, gets the win.
After
the match, the lights go dark and Bray Wyatt comes out holding a single
lantern. He sits in a rocking chair
(where did that come from?) and begins to sing “He’s got the whole world in his
hands” but very creepy like. Angle
doesn’t let him get to the second verse as he runs out of the ring. Bray stands up to meet him and then swings
the rocking chair at Angle. The chair
smashes into Angle and it explodes as Kurt drops to the ground. Bray begins stomping on him until the Caped
Crusader shows up. Bray tells the
Crusader “Don’t get involved in matters that ain’t none of your business,
BOY!” The Crusader goes to help Angle
and is attacked by Bray. Bray hits the
Caped Crusader with the Sister Abigail and CC is down. The show comes to an end with Bray continuing
to sing.
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