Sunday, January 1, 2017

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #533 – Welcome to 2017

Hello fans and welcome to our first newsletter of 2017.  2016 was a year of change and we feel it was all for the better.  We in HCW feel that 2017 will only get better. 

While the roster was on break, GM Max McGillicutty went to the arena in Phoenix, AZ on Christmas Eve where all the shows were taped to ensure everything was in order.  However, as he made his way towards the ring, he noticed that a light was enveloping the ring and someone was making their way into the ring.  The Hardcore Champion the Masked Gentleman entered the ring holding something in his arms. He puts up what appears to be a tripod of sorts, then opens up the package he has brought with him, and takes it and places it onto the tripod, it is a #BlackNBlueCrew Wreath, as he admires it for a moment, then leaves the ring and heads back to his dressing room. 

Max sees him backstage (we guess MG lives part time out of his dressing room) and approaches MG. "Hey I saw what you did in the ring out there with the wreath, nice." MG Looks at him, "What…Ummm…What the Hell are you talking about? I didn’t do a DAMN thing! Get out of my face before I Welcome mat you to China!”  MG pushes Max out of the way as he heads into his dressing room.  Miss Samantha comes into the backstage area and bypasses Max as she is making her way to MG's dressing room. She is dressed up like a Santa Playboy bunny, as she makes her way to MG's dressing room and enters it.

Another item of note is that The Shockmaster, after winning the US title, decided to forgo his mentor’s name and now calls himself the Super Shockmaster.  Um…Ok.

Last bit of information is that the Queens Court (The British Crippler, Queen Beckett and Lady Hermann), while touring around England, added a new person to their team – Starr Vixen - but instead of letting her wrestle with them, she was made to carry their bags, polish their shoes, etc. I’m sure at some point she will get tired of this and strike back.

As GM Max McGillicutty promised, here is the list of awards presented to select members of the HCW roster. 

Wrestler of the Year
RUNNERS UP:
King CJ
The Stache
WINNER:  Drew the Canadian Love Machine
            WINNER:  Ravishing Raquel

Tag Team of the Year
RUNNER UP:
The Smashers
WINNERS: Steel Curtain

Match of the Year – 6 Man tag team championship
WINNERS:  Steel Curtain & Biceps Bannerman vs the Muscles Trio (when Biceps hit the B52 kneedrop from the top of the cage)
RUNNERS UP:
Steel Curtain vs the Smashers or Muscles Trio
                        Phat Sol vs Jerry Saunders (masquerading as Dr. Red Fang’s cameraman)
                        Magnum Kone vs Pete the PUN-isher
                        The Duchess vs El Gato Negro (for almost killing her with a peanut allergic reaction)
                        The Stache vs the Wraith (Stache attacked Wraith in his home)
WINNERS (3 way tie):  
The Ragin Cajun Rad Gumbo vs Magnum Kone (their brawl in Fry’s Electronics store)
                        Drew the Canadian Love Machine vs the Savior
                        Texas Wildfire vs the Masked Gentleman (after MG beat TW with his dad’s prosthetic arm)
RUNNERS UP:
                        King CJ (when he did his “I’m getting better” promos)
Masked Gentleman
            WINNER:  Dr. Red Fang

Most Shocking Moment of the Year
RUNNERS UP:
King CJ defeats the Axe to become the World Champion
                        Master Bull turns on Reid to manage ScooterJ
            WINNERS (tie):  
The Board (WWE, TNA, ROH) shut down the HWF and CSWA
                        Negronomicon “returns from the dead” at the HOF ceremony

RUNNER UP:
King CJ (heel to face to heel to tweener)
            WINNER:  Luke Warm becomes Red Hot Lucas Johnston

“Holy SHIT” moment
RUNNER UP:
Biceps Bannerman nails a B-52 kneedrop from the top of the steel cage
WINNER:  Rad Gumbo hits Magnum Kone with a chokeslam through the top of the Hell in a Cell

RUNNER UP: The Fiend for going overseas to promote HCW while holding the Hardcore title
WINNER:  Max McGillicutty for taking a brand new federation and making it “must see” TV.

RUNNERS UP:
The Savior
                        Drew the Canadian Love Machine
WINNER:  The Stache  

Funniest Moment of the Year
RUNNERS UP: 
The Stache attacks the Wraith in his own home
Masked Gentleman hands out Chia pet versions of himself for the roster and a chia prosthetic arm for TW’s dad
            WINNER:  Rad Gumbo attacks Magnum Kone in a Fry’s Electronics

RUNNER UP:  “8:13 and it’s time for dessert” – the King of Cones Magnum Kone
WINNER:  Gumbo 7:30 says its suppa time Bitch!” – The Ragin Cajun Rad Gumbo

Rookie of the Year (this would be for someone who started in HCW)
RUNNERS UP:
Texas Wildfire
                        Scarlett Phoenix
                        ScooterJ
 WINNER:  Masked Gentleman (won the Hardcore title in his first 3 matches)      

Manager of the Year (voted on by the fans reading the blog)
            MJ
            The Ambassador
            Ant Graham
            Master Bull
WINNER:  Well, this one was tricky.  Right before the poll closed, Ant Graham and Master Bull were tied however a last minute vote seemed to put Master Bull ahead.  Ant Graham called for a recount utilizing a legal firm (we assume, yet can’t provehe had outside help from neighboring countries – maybe Russia?) and claimed he ended up with the most votes.  Ant Graham takes the plaque but in-house investigator Gardinia Blue learned that Graham used illegal methods to falsify votes (he and his law firm doctored some of the details – HUH, for an award?)  Award is given to Master Bull.

Starting Wednesday, we’ll be back on the circuit.  Exciting action heading your way.  Stay tuned.

No comments:

Post a Comment