Hello
fans and welcome to our first newsletter of 2017. 2016 was a year of change and we feel it was
all for the better. We in HCW feel that
2017 will only get better.
While
the roster was on break, GM Max McGillicutty went to the arena in Phoenix, AZ
on Christmas Eve where all the shows were taped to ensure everything was in
order. However, as he made his way
towards the ring, he noticed that a light was enveloping the ring and someone
was making their way into the ring. The
Hardcore Champion the Masked Gentleman entered the ring
holding something in his arms. He puts up what appears to be a tripod of sorts,
then opens up the package he has brought with him, and takes it and places it
onto the tripod, it is a #BlackNBlueCrew Wreath, as he admires it for a moment,
then leaves the ring and heads back to his dressing room.
Max
sees him backstage (we guess MG lives part time out of his dressing room) and approaches
MG. "Hey I saw what you did in the ring out there with the wreath, nice."
MG Looks at him, "What…Ummm…What the Hell are you talking about? I didn’t
do a DAMN thing! Get out of my face before I Welcome mat you to China!” MG pushes Max out of the way as he heads into
his dressing room. Miss Samantha comes
into the backstage area and bypasses Max as she is making her way to MG's
dressing room. She is dressed up like a Santa Playboy bunny, as she makes her
way to MG's dressing room and enters it.
Another
item of note is that The Shockmaster, after winning the US title, decided to
forgo his mentor’s name and now calls himself the Super Shockmaster. Um…Ok.
Last
bit of information is that the Queens Court (The British Crippler, Queen
Beckett and Lady Hermann), while touring around England, added a new person to
their team – Starr Vixen - but instead of letting her wrestle with them, she
was made to carry their bags, polish their shoes, etc. I’m sure at some point
she will get tired of this and strike back.
As
GM Max McGillicutty promised, here is the list of awards presented to select
members of the HCW roster.
Wrestler of the Year
RUNNERS UP:
King CJ
The Stache
WINNER: Drew the Canadian Love Machine
WINNER: Ravishing Raquel
Tag Team of the Year
RUNNER UP:
The Smashers
WINNERS: Steel Curtain
Match of the Year – 6 Man tag team championship
WINNERS: Steel
Curtain & Biceps Bannerman vs the Muscles Trio (when Biceps hit the B52
kneedrop from the top of the cage)
RUNNERS UP:
Steel Curtain vs the Smashers or Muscles Trio
Phat
Sol vs Jerry Saunders (masquerading as Dr. Red Fang’s cameraman)
Magnum
Kone vs Pete the PUN-isher
The
Duchess vs El Gato Negro (for almost killing her with a peanut allergic
reaction)
The
Stache vs the Wraith (Stache attacked Wraith in his home)
WINNERS (3 way tie):
The Ragin Cajun Rad Gumbo vs Magnum Kone
(their brawl in Fry’s Electronics store)
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine vs the Savior
Texas Wildfire vs the
Masked Gentleman (after MG beat TW with his dad’s prosthetic arm)
RUNNERS UP:
King
CJ (when he did his “I’m getting better” promos)
Masked Gentleman
WINNER: Dr. Red Fang
Most Shocking Moment of
the Year
RUNNERS UP:
King CJ defeats the Axe to become the World
Champion
Master
Bull turns on Reid to manage ScooterJ
WINNERS (tie):
The Board (WWE, TNA, ROH) shut down the HWF
and CSWA
Negronomicon
“returns from the dead” at the HOF ceremony
RUNNER UP:
King CJ (heel to face to heel to tweener)
WINNER: Luke Warm becomes Red Hot Lucas Johnston
“Holy SHIT” moment
RUNNER UP:
Biceps Bannerman nails a B-52 kneedrop from
the top of the steel cage
WINNER: Rad
Gumbo hits Magnum Kone with a chokeslam through the top of the Hell in a Cell
RUNNER UP: The
Fiend for going overseas to promote HCW while holding the Hardcore title
WINNER: Max McGillicutty for taking a brand new
federation and making it “must see” TV.
RUNNERS UP:
The
Savior
Drew the Canadian Love Machine
WINNER: The
Stache
Funniest Moment of the Year
RUNNERS UP:
The Stache attacks the Wraith
in his own home
Masked Gentleman hands out Chia pet versions of himself for the
roster and a chia prosthetic arm for TW’s dad
WINNER: Rad Gumbo attacks Magnum Kone in a Fry’s
Electronics
RUNNER UP: “8:13
and it’s time for dessert” – the King of Cones Magnum Kone
WINNER: “Gumbo 7:30 says its suppa time Bitch!” – The Ragin Cajun Rad
Gumbo
Rookie of the Year (this would be for someone who started in HCW)
RUNNERS UP:
Texas Wildfire
Scarlett
Phoenix
ScooterJ
WINNER: Masked Gentleman (won
the Hardcore title in his first 3 matches)
Manager of the Year (voted on by the fans reading the blog)
MJ
The Ambassador
Ant Graham
Master Bull
WINNER: Well,
this one was tricky. Right before the
poll closed, Ant Graham and Master Bull were tied however a last minute vote
seemed to put Master Bull ahead. Ant Graham
called for a recount utilizing a legal firm (we assume, yet can’t provehe had
outside help from neighboring countries – maybe Russia?) and claimed he ended
up with the most votes. Ant Graham takes
the plaque but in-house investigator Gardinia Blue learned that Graham used
illegal methods to falsify votes (he and his law firm doctored some of the
details – HUH, for an award?) Award is
given to Master Bull.
Starting
Wednesday, we’ll be back on the circuit.
Exciting action heading your way.
Stay tuned.
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