Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
The graciousness of the owners and GM Max McGillicutty has given the
talent the rest of the year off. HCW
will shut down for the rest of the year but will be back up and running at the
beginning of January.
The Masked
Gentleman is interviewed by Larry Morton.
Larry comments that MG talks a lot of smack. MG says that 2 nights ago, actions spoke
louder than words when he defeated Texas Wildfire. MG says he is the Alpha and the Omega when it
comes to talking trash. Larry says I
think King CJ will have something to say about that as he is the resident smack
talk artist. MG says the King has been
Dethroned, I am the King of Smack talk in HCW Now. MG says that CJ needs someone to write his
promos for him. Unlike King CJ, MG doesn’t
write his stuff; his stuff writes itself *Smirks* Larry says that once the Hashtag is done
dealing with Baron von Blood, he may turn his sights on MG. MG replies with “The Hashtag huh??? When I am
done with him he will be "The Trash Bag" instead of the Hashtag.” MG pie faces Larry and walks away.
Our
first match kicks off with Sonic Blade making his way down to the ring. His opponent is introduced by his manager Ant
Graham – Dr. Red Fang. Fang screams
“VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE” and when a few fans wanted to cheer for him, he
snarled and growled and practically scared them out of their skins (what a
meanie). Sonic Blade took the match to
the evil vampire and had him on the ropes until Ant Graham got involved. Blade went out of the ring to go after the
annoying manager but Fang attacked Blade from behind and together, he and his
manager handcuffed Sonic to the ringside railing. Fang went back in the ring and Sonic ended up
getting counted out. Dr. Red Fang
advances in the US title tournament. (12
min)
Backstage,
King CJ cuts a promo of his own.
Clap
clap..... "Ladies and gentleman give it up..... a round of applause for
the most uninteresting man in the HCW...... THE SKUNK....i mean the masked
gentleman!!!!" What in the world makes you think you are qualified to 1)
talk to The King??? Ohhhb i know, you watched some of my old promos....then
youtubed a little stone cold and rock and now wal-llah..... your an
entertainer???!!! Or 2) that your a
contender...what cuz you made your debut in a revamped HCW....cuz you won a
couple of matches in the local talent pool at your local ymca???? Or is it
because you used to wash rey mesterios tights....stole his tighty whiteys and
bought a luchador mask this halloween..GTFOH.
i think you might have to have a couple more dos equis' the hashtag has
been sitting back quietly observing all things plotting his next move and along
comes a yapper barking at the wrong big dog....you see you are NO rey mysterio,
mr wrestling, hell your not even a erik piscosis (WHO?) or la parka....well
hell i dont even think your at the level of doink or disco inferno...so masked
gentleman i think you need to rethink your strategy.... get with your little
manger and find a new career path cuz this one is gonna be short lived. Hashtag Out!”
(drops the mic)
In
a rematch from our PPV, Baron von Blood, accompanied by Ant Graham, makes his
way down to the ring. Next, the Hashtag
King CJ comes out. We won’t call this
one-sided but CJ dominated his opponent and as much as Ant Graham hated seeing
the carnage happen, he couldn’t do anything about it (King CJ used the handcuff
left behind and secured Graham to the ring side barrier nullifying him from
this match.) 9 minutes in, CJ nails the
Baron with a Superplex. He goes for the
pin but Baron kicks out. CJ then locked
in a guillotine choke but Baron wouldn’t tap and successfully made it to the
ropes. CJ then hit the ropes catching
Baron von Blood totally unaware with a Neck Snap. CJ makes the cover, hooks the
leg and gets the 1-2-3. King CJ is
victorious and can now put this feud behind him. (12 min)
Backstage,
Texas Wildfire says he gets Rad Gumbo in the qualifying round. TW says he will advance.
Ladies
Champion Ravishing Raquel comes out and asks for a mic. She calls out the Duchess and Ruby for
attacking her after she beat both of their asses. Raquel calls the Duchess stupid for wasting
her title shot last night and said she would have had a better chance to beat
her had she waited. She says she wants
the two of them in a match in January and is willing to put her title on the
line. However, once she defeats them
again, the two of them are OUT of any future Ladies Title shots. She tells Ruby and the Duchess to think about
it and get back to her. She then leaves.
GM
Max McGillicutty confirms that the US title name will be reinstated when a new
champion is crowned.
The
Masked Gentleman comes out for MG’s Pit and asks all the managers to come
out. Ant Graham, MJ and the Ambassador
all make their way down to the ring. MG
says he’s decided on what he wants and unfortunately, no one in this ring will
earn his services. The 3 managers look
on in confusion wondering if he just opted not to have anyone. MG then demands everyone cast their eyes to the
ramp as this is who will manage MG moving forward. Music hits and out comes someone new…Wow, MG
got himself a female manager. She makes
her way to the ring and MG stands there while she joins him. MG states that this woman, Miss Samantha, is
his new Valet and she will be at MG’s beck and call. MG directs her to hold the ropes open for him
(chauvinistic pig) and the two of them head to the back with the managers all
left in the ring wondering what happened.
It
is time for our next qualifying match. “The Ragin Cajun” Rad Gumbo accompanied by his
manager MJ heads down to the ring. Next,
his opponent Texas Wildfire comes out to a huge pop. Wildfire started off hot but then the Masked
Gentleman showed up on the Omegatron. He
addressed the crowd but was really talking to Wildfire. “MG is in a gracious mood so he’s decided
that he will give everyone in HCW – including Max - a Chia Pet of himself (he
spared no expense as he wanted everyone to have the best chia pet ever) except
for TW. MG has something special for
you.” He holds up a chia pet in the form
of a prosthetic arm (in memory of TW’s dad).
TW sees this and rushes out of the ring and runs backstage. Gumbo stood there watching TW get counted
out. Rad Gumbo moves on with a countout
victory over Texas Wildfire. (12 min)
GM
Max McGillicutty comes back out and says that with the final 3, instead of
doing more elimination matches, he would make this a triple threat with Dr. Red
Fang vs Rad Gumbo vs the Shockmaster to crown a new US Champion.
Backstage,
Wildfire is chasing MG who had a long lead and is waiting at his limo to taunt
TW all the more. As TW approaches, MG
and his valet Miss Samantha get into the limo and then MG HURLS the chia arm at
TW as he gets closer. The limo takes off
just as TW get there. He picks up the
chia arm and SMASHES it on the ground.
TW heads back in and runs into Max.
TW says that MG cost him a match TWICE now. Max asks him what he wants to do about
it. Wildfire asks to be included in the
final match for the US title and stipulates that if he does not win, he will
not pursue any legal action against MG.
Max thinks about it and feels that a fatal four way would be better and
inserts TW into that match. Max tells
him it’s up next so he should get down to the ring.
Dr.
Red Fang, Rad Gumbo and the Shockmaster all make their way down to the
ring. Texas Wildfire comes out and they
are none too happy he wormed his way into this match. They all made an agreement to take him out
first. All 3 men beat down on Wildfire
and then dumped him out of the ring. After
a few minutes to recuperate, TW joined the fray again and OWNED everyone. He was dropping everyone bionic elbows. Eventually, his 3 opponents would team up
again and beat him down some more. Fang
hit him with a Vampire Lunge. Gumbo
connected with the Bayou Blitz and the Shockmaster headbutted him with his
helmet. Just when it looked like the 3
of them were getting along, the Shockmaster hit a low blow on Gumbo dumping him
out of the ring. He then turned to Dr.
Red Fang and nailed him with the Wave of the Future and Fang rolled out of the
ring. The Masked Gentleman then snuck in
from the crowd and held TW’s foot while the Shockmaster ran and nailed not one,
not two but THREE body avalanches on Wildfire.
MG lets go of TW’s foot and TW falls down. The Shockmaster dragged him to the center of
the ring, made the cover and got the 1-2-3 and the win and is now the NEW US
Champion. The Shockmaster parades around
the ring with his title, flips off the fans and then leaves. (37 min)
GM
Max McGillicutty comes out with a plaque for Manager of the Year. Max says that towards the end, it got close
but one person came out ahead in the end.
Max announces Master Bull as the Manager of the Year. Just as Bull makes his way out, he is
interrupted by Ant Graham. Graham states
that the vote was way too close (he presents documentation where it shows that
the votes had them neck and neck. Ant then demands a
recount before any award is made as he believes votes were deliberately left
off (he says he tried to vote and the system wouldn’t let him). He tells Max that he has gone out and hired
Black, Blackman &Whitehead to represent him and assist in the
recount. Max apologizes to Master Bull
and says he’ll look into this and he will make an official announcement when
all the other awards are presented next year.
Master Bull and Ant Graham have a staredown and Ant is proud of himself
for disrupting the ceremony. His lawyers
better be good.
Backstage,
Clarkus Kentus is with the Wraith. The
Wraith says he’s been looking forward to this for a very long time and finally
gets to rid the world of that caterpillar resting under the Stache’s nose. He will defeat him, shave off the stache and
then will have the HCW to himself when the Stache leaves town in disgrace.
Also
backstage is the Stache and he is with Larry Morton. The Stache says the Wraith has been running
rough shot all over the HCW and it’s up to him to make things right in the
world. Stache says that the Wraith may
have stolen a win over him at the PPV but it’s what happens tonight that will
matter. The Stache walks off ready to
head to the ring.
It
is time for our Main Event: Stache vs the Wraith in a loser leaves town
match/Shave his head vs shave the stache in a Steel Cage. The cage is lowered and the fans pop for
it. First, the Wraith comes out and is
booed. He flips them off not caring. He enters the cage and holds the clippers for
all to see. Music changes to the theme
from Bonanza and out comes the Stache.
He gets a huge pop and he makes a beeline right for the cage but instead
of going through the door, he goes over the top. The Wraith is mad because the Stache is
showing him up. He immediately attacks
the Stache and the match is underway. For
15 minutes, both men used every move in their arsenal as well as the cage as a
weapon. Both men were bloodied up. The Wraith nailed the Stache with a Flying
elbow drop. He made the cover and got
the 3 count but he has to get out of the ring.
Stache was up pretty quick and pulled the Wraith down. The Wraith hit a low blow and tried to scale
the cage again and again, the Stache stopped him. Both men finally ended up fighting on the top
of the cage and the Stache smashed the Wraith’s head into the cage and he fell
back down into the ring. He began
climbing over but then stopped. He
looked to the fans, looked down on the Wraith and then did what insane wrestler
would do…he nailed a B52 kneedrop from the top of the cage onto the
Wraith. The fans POPPED HUGE. The Stache then nailed the Tombstone
(piledriver) and made the cover to get a 3 count. He then scaled the cage, went over the top
and dropped to the floor before the Wraith could get to the door to escape. The Stache wins! The Stache and a few refs enter the ring and
get a groggy Wraith into a chair. He
starts to squirm but he is held steadfast.
Stache pulls out the clippers and begins to shave the Wraith’s head but
not bald. He cuts and trims and leaves
the Wraith with the same haircut Road Warrior Hawk used to have but with a few
modifications.
The
refs let the Wraith up and he bolts out of the ring, through the back, grabs
his bags, turns and yells “You all SUCK.
I never cared for any of you worthless trash bags. Hope you can all sleep at night with your new
‘hero’. Oh, and each and every one of
you can KISS MY ASS.” He grabs his bags
and storms out of the building. Back in
the ring, the Stache celebrates with the fans as our final show of the year comes
to an end.
Thanks
for sticking with us making this a hell of a year to remember. We hope you’ll join us in 2017 when the HCW
returns from hiatus. Until then, everyone
have a safe holiday, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
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