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The show begins with a video recap of the “teacher” segment the Masked
Gentleman held in MG’s pit from last show.
After the recap ends, it cuts to King CJ standing in front of the
monitor watching it. “that was a good
bit…MG is getting creative...” He turns
to the camera and continues…”wow a lesbian love scene
huh....nothing like to HOT females to catch my attention…ladies…the kings
scepter awaits ha ha…hell, miss samantha even really knows how to stoke that
cigar...but damn that the masked gimp sure is 1 ugly woman... and immediately
after the king whips your ass in front of each and every star in the lumberjack
match ....then drags your ‘s and m’ bondage mask across that cold steel in your
cage match the king is going to take his new concubine miss samantha to the
back and give her the royal treatment shes been begging for....and after the
3rd and final match the king will have taken your women, your title, your
dignity and your title...and any shot of getting any of them back…with him!!!
Pyro goes off and our show is ready to go. The Muscles Trio (Weasley, Thorpe &
McGuire) all head down to the ring. They
say that when the Steel Curtain and Biceps Bannerman were the champs, they were
out defending the trophy all the time.
However, once the 5th Column won the trophy, they’ve been
absent from the scene. Muscles McGuire calls them cowards. This prompts the 5th Column’s
manager Ant Graham to come out. Graham
chastises the Muscles saying they could not beat the Curtain and Bannerman but
his team could. Graham says that if the
Muscles want a taste of another beatdown, his team is willing to oblige but it
will NOT be for the trophy. The 5th
Column (Baron von Blood, Oswald Zimmerman & Karl Braun) head down to the
ring with their manager and this one starts almost immediately.
Graham was a non factor in this match and so was the 5th
Column. Needless to say, the Muscles
Trio ANNIHALATED the trophy holders (44 to 155) and ended mercifully at 11
minutes after Weasley pinned Oswald with the Muscles Crush. The 5th Column recovered and
re-entered the ring with chairs taking out the Muscles. This prompted Ivan Dragovich, & Wendell
Hammerschimdt to run down to attack the 5th Column. After the Column bailed, Ivan reveals they
are challenging for the 6 man trophy.
Braun says Ivan’s taken one too many chair shots as there are only two
of them, not 3. Ivan then reveals their
new partner and Otto Ruthless joins them in the ring. The new team stands victorious while the
Column backs up the ramp staring at the new threat. (11 min for the match, 5 for the segment)
The US Champion Texas Wildfire is here and it is revealed he gets
to defend his title tonight against Smasher #2 in the Main Event. He says he is ready.
We go back to the ring for our next match. Starr Vixen makes her way out to the ring to
a good pop from the crowd. Her opponent
comes out next and it’s Jazz Emmett.
Before the match can begin, Queen Beckett makes her way out to the ring
and sits at commentary. Jazz used the
distraction and controlled the match for the first 6 minutes. After that, Starr hit her with a Flying
Fivearm and that changed the whole pace of the match. Starr then owned her opponent and got quite a
few pin attempts but Jazz kept kicking out.
As the time limit was nearing expiration, Jazz hits a double knee
backbreaker but Starr shakes it off and hits Jazz with the Flying Fivearm. The ref made the count (Jazz was OUT) 1…2…and
the bell rang bringing this one to a draw.
Queen Beckett immediately left commentary and hit the ring and attacked
Starr but she instead hurled her royalness out of the ring. Beckett was pissed but refused to get back in
the ring and she eventually left. (20
min draw)
Backstage, the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel) are being
interviewed and they say that tonight they will prove they should be at the top
of the Tag Team division when they take on P&L (Phat Sol & Red Hot
Lucas Johnston). Buzz says that everyone
makes mistakes (alluding to Max forgetting they had a title defense under their
belts therefore entitling them to a rematch) and they WILL become the champs
again. Just as they were leaving,
Starbuck looks at the camera and says “Word”.
We go back to the ring for more 6 man tag team action. This time it is to see who will be the #1
contenders to the trophy. First, the
Huber Clan (Butch, Ferb and Junior) make their way down to the ring. Next, the Snake Pit (Niven, Leiton and Tobias). The Pit all raise their arms, make a fist and
touch gloves as this one gets ready to kick off. The Hubers had control of the match more
often but the Pit just kept battling back.
As the match began to wind down, Junior Huber nailed Leiton with a scoop
power bodyslam. Tobias joins them and
then hurled Junior out of the ring.
Niven was on the outside of the ring and rushed at Junior hitting a
spear and he got put right through the ringside barrier. Junior is not able to make it back in the ring
and ends up getting counted out. The
Snake Pit retain their spot via countout decision. (26 min)
The Fiend is backstage and he gets a pop. Just as he is getting ready to be
interviewed, he is attacked by the masked man known as Hangman #3. After
the refs and shirts came in to break it up, the Fiend challenges Hangman #3 to
a match which he accepts. That will take
place later.
We go back to the ring for our next match. Phat Sol & Lucas Johnston (P&L) come
out first with their manager the Ambassador.
Once they arrive in the ring, the music changes and the fans pop as the
Steel Curtain make their way down. The
ref announces this will be a 20 minute match and Buzz starts to get upset but
calms down saying they can do this.
Unfortunately for them, time was not on their side and even though they
owned the match, they could not put P&L down for the 3 count. The Ambassador played a much more crucial
role in this match and kept his team moving.
Much to the dismay of the fans, the bell rings and this one ends in a
time limit draw. The Steel Curtain are
not happy and they look like they want to continue the fight but after taking a
step back, they leave instead as the fans cheer them. P&L got a decent pop too for their
performance. Before leaving, Phat Sol
gets on the mic and asks the Ambassador to set them up against the new champs
for a shot at the belts. The Ambassador
says he cannot do that as he represents them and also what is best for him and
that is Magnum Kone and Pete the PUN-isher as the tag team champs. Lucas takes the mic and thanks the Ambassador
for leading them this far but now…”YOU”RE FIRED!” The fans pop even more as the Ambassador
throws a fit in the ring. The Tag Team
Champs run down and attack P&L but Phat hits Magnum with the Phat-Phat and
Lucas drops Pete with a flying dropkick sending him flying out of the
ring. The challengers stand tall as the
Ambassador and the champs leave. (20 min
for the match; 5 for the segment)
GM
Max McGillicutty looks around and says the Masked Gentleman was supposed to be
on today’s show but he is nowhere to be found.
“I guess one less day of his arrogance is a treat for us all.”
We go to the ring and Hangman #3 makes his way down to the booing
from the fans. Not even waiting for him
to get into the ring, the Fiend rushes down and goes right after the masked
man. The Fiend catches Hangman #3 with a
dropkick and then gets kicked in the ribs by #3. The Fiend hits his opponent with the Devil’s
Reign (neckbreaker) but then Hangman #3 drops the Fiend throat first on the top
rope and then locks in a Cobra Neck Wrench.
The Fiend taps out pretty quick.
Hangman #3 gets the very quick win and then grabs his hangman’s noose and
puts it around the throat of the Fiend and hurls him over the top rope trying
to “hang” him. The Fiend struggles for
just a few moments until the ref hits #3 to get him to drop the noose. The Fiend falls to the floor; hurt but still
alive. Hangman #3 then grabs the ref and
hurls him out of the ring. Hangman #3
tries to go back after the Fiend but by now, enough refs and ‘shirts’ from the
back come out to prevent further attacks.
(2 min for the match; 8 for the segment)
The
Steel Curtain are backstage and they say that it’s time for another
change. They feel it’s time to put the
‘band’ back together and into the frame walks Biceps Bannerman. They say they are going back after the 6 man
trophy.
It’s
time for the Main Event. First, Smasher
#2 walks down to the ring accompanied by his manager MJ. Next, the champ’s music hits and Texas
Wildfire comes out to the loudest pop of the night. Wildfire started off strong but when the
Super Shockmaster came out, Smasher #2 took advantage and began beating the
champ mercilessly. After pacing around
the ring and not wanting to wait any longer, the Super Shockmaster got in the
ring and attacked Texas Wildfire prompting the DQ. Smasher #2 was pissed as he almost had the
champ where he wanted him but SS got right into his face and asked if he wanted
any part of him. MJ entered the ring and
took his man to the back. Super
Shockmaster then picked up Texas Wildfire and set him up in the corner. He then charged but TW got the cobwebs
cleared just in the nick of time and moved and SS caught nothing but air….and
turnbuckle. Winded, he turned and TW hit
SS with a Texas Bionic Elbow that dropped SS.
The Super Shockmaster rolled out of the ring and made his way to the
back cursing at Wildfire “I’ll get you punk…just you wait”. Texas Wildfire celebrated with the fans
before leaving.
GM
Max came out after the end of the show and thanked everyone for attending. He makes the announcement that for the next
show, they are taking HCW on the road and will be in Kansas City, Missouri
next.
Stay
tuned for our next exciting episode.
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