Wednesday, January 18, 2017

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #538


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  The show kicks off with MG’s Pit being set up in the ring.  I guess that is our first segment of the show.  The Masked Gentleman and Miss Samantha make their way down to the ring.  Miss Samantha gets on the mic and says that the HARDcore champion is going to show the fans what a pathetic pile of manure King CJ is.  She hands the mic to MG who says his special guest for the evening just so happens to be a “female grade school teacher” of King CJ.  The teacher makes her way down to the ring and man…is she a looker!  Miss Samantha holds the ropes for her as she gets into the ring. 
MG asks what this teacher has brought him and she says that back in grammar school when CJ was just a kid, he wrote a paper about what he wanted to be when he grew up.  MG took the paper and while reading it aloud, had the camera hover over it so they could see the writing.

“What  want o be when I gro up: Wen I gro up I wan to be Keeng. I wan to drool the wurld in my Kassel, and I wan to ride the hoors's ( i am sure he meant horses, but unsure ) I wan to cummandd peeple and act coo...I am Keeng CJ.”

MG shook his head.  “Such a touching little homework assignment from a no talent loser.  King CJ better keep his family away from ringside or I might turn to one of them, just like TW's Dad, and rip off an arm or a leg if need be!”  MG had a good laugh as the teacher left the ring.  Miss Samantha and the teacher exchange looks and smile at each other.  Eventually the booing from the crowd forced MG and Miss Samantha to leave.

GM Max McGillicutty is in his office and says that the show will be a showstopper tonight.  “We will have two different titles on the line tonight.  TV champion ScooterJ will defend his title against the Super Shockmaster and Tag Team Champs Magnum Kone and Pete the PUN-isher will defend their belts against El Chango and Leon Teremoto – the Desperados.  There is also a lot more on the card so let’s get the show underway.”

Match #1:  5th Column member Wendell Hammerschmidt with his manager Ant Graham make their way down to the ring first.  He is booed pretty heavily.  Next, his opponent Travis ‘Dark Storm’ Ryzing makes his way down and gets a so-so reaction.  The match starts and Dark Storm is controlling the match.  Ant Graham walks back and forth outside of the ring and just appears bored.  On quite a few occasions, Wendell tried to get Ant to get involved and he just distanced himself…no reason why.  Travis went on an offensive flurry and after his 3rd pin attempt, Ant finally decided to do something.  He climbed on the apron and looked like he was going to give Wendell something but Travis dropkicked Wendell and he flew into the corner crashing into his manager sending Ant to the floor.   Dark Storm hit an arm drag and twist and then nailed the Dark Storm Ryzing and he made the cover to get the 1-2-3.  Dark Storm gets the win and moves up in the US title rankings.  (16 min)  After the match, Wendell had words for his manager and started to get physical with him.  Graham called out the other members of the 5th Column Baron von Blood, Karl Braun and Oswald Zimmerman and they came to Graham’s beck and call.  Graham called Wendell a weak link and fired him from the 5th Column.  Wendell went after Graham but the 5th Column beat him down until Ivan Dragovich ran down and cleared house.  Dragovich helped Wendell to his feet and they stared at the 6 man champs as the 5th Column and their manager made their way backstage.  (8 min for the segment)

Backstage, TV champion ScooterJ says that he embarrassed Reid Rothchild so bad that he had to pull out the tinfoil and cardboard to make himself a belt – one he may actually have a chance of holding on to.  Tonight, he takes on the Super Shockmaster.  He comments that SS lost the US belt on his first title defense and says tonight will be no different after SS is sent home with his tail tucked between his legs.  ScooterJ warns the rest of the roster (I’m sure it’s directed to MG) to keep their noses out of his match.

Match #2:  Lexy Flexx makes her way down to the ring to a good pop from the crowd.  Her opponent this evening is the ‘other’ ravishing one – Ruby Princess.  Ruby makes her way down and the fans snicker and chide at her.  She doesn’t care for it one bit.  This match will be for Lexy’s spot in the Ladies top 10.  Lexy started off with the Dis-Arm-Her-Fujiwara armbar and Ruby countered with her own armbar.  Her’s must have been better because after that, Ruby took control of the match.  Lexy would hit Ruby with a Bex-Plex off the ropes for a 2 count but could not keep her down.  The match went on for 19 minutes and Lexy was ready to lock in her signature armbar again but Ruby instead hit the ‘Ruby’s Simply Ravishing’ and made the cover to get the 1-2-3.  Ruby gets the win with a minute on the clock left to spare.  Lexy extends her hand but Ruby refuses to shake it.  (19 min).  Ruby gets on the mic and announces she is challenging the Ladies Champion Kimberly Kiccass to a match for the title.  She then leaves.

Backstage, Ivan Dragovich explains why he came to Wendell’s aid.  “I too had been a member of their team but they turned on me like they did you.  We can team up and take the fight to them.”  Wendell agreed and the two shook hands.  It looks like we have a new tag team.

Manager MJ comes out and introduces ‘the Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo.  Gumbo makes it to the ring and says he’s going to call out and challenge someone for their spot.  Rad says that the biggest threat to him getting a shot at the World title is none other than the Stache.  Rad tells the Stache he wants his spot and he’d better get down to the ring for an ass-whippin.  The Stache comes out and accepts the match.  He heads down and we have our next match.

Match #3:  The Stache vs the Ragin Cajun Rad Gumbo.  The two started off strong but for 6 minutes, Gumbo controlled the match because of MJ’s interference.  At the 7 minute mark, the Stache turned his attention to MJ and promptly took him out of the equation for the rest of the match.  After that, the Stache destroyed Gumbo.  To Rad’s credit, he took everything the Stache could throw at him and hold his own.  The Stache locked in the Handlebar (camel clutch) twice but Rad wouldn’t tap.  Finally, the time limit was getting ready to expire and Rad exited the ring to go check on his manager.  Just as the ref was getting to the count of 4, the bell rang bringing this one to a draw.  Rad helped his manager to the back without ever going back into the ring.  Gumbo and Stache both retain their spots.  (20 min draw)

The Desperados (El Chango and Leon Teremoto) are backstage and El Chango comments that finally, they get what they rightly deserve – a shot at the tag team titles.  El Chango comments that its been too long since they held the belts and tonight, they will take the belts and reign as the top team in HCW.  Leon chimes in and says “Polish up those belts boys because tonight, they will have a new home.”

Match #4:  The Axe makes his way out to the ring and says that as a former World Champion, he never got the rematch he was due but is ready to make himself a top contender but one person stands in his way – Sonic Blade.  “Sonic, you are pretty darn good but you are in my way to get MY belt back.  I’m here to challenge you for your spot.”  Sonic Blade comes out and accepts the challenge and our match is ready to go.  Through the first 8 minutes, these two were evenly matched.  However, after Axe tossed Sonic out of the ring, instead of letting him catch his breath, he kept up the offense nailing a belly to belly suplex on the outside of the ring.  Axe made it back in just before the 10 count expecting the match to be over but after being admonished by the ref, he started his count over to give Sonic more time to recover.  He made it back in but Axe kept up the pressure.  Axe hit Sonic with back to back power punches going for the pin each time but Sonic kept kicking out.  Sonic tosses Axe out of the ring but as soon as he re-enters, Sonic catches him with a reverse cradle almost getting a 3 count.  Sonic powered out of a side headlock only to get a knee to the stomach.  Axe then went to the corner and appeared to put something in his elbow pad.  He came back over and nailed Sonic with a vicious uppercut.  He made the cover and got the 1-2-3.  Axe moves up in the rankings and Sonic moves down.  (18 min)

The Tag Team Champions Magnum Kone & Pete the PUN-isher are with their manager the Ambassador.  Magnum says they are surprisingly getting along but Pete tells him he’s delusional.  Pete says that Magnum is being a glory hound.  The Ambassador steps inbetween them both telling them that they need to stop being childish and that they have a championship to defend.  He addresses the Desperados saying that nothing will stop his men from retaining…NOTHING.

Match #5:  The Super Shockmaster makes his way out to the ring and is booed pretty heavily. Next, the TV champion ScooterJ comes out and he’s equally as disliked.  The bell rings pretty quick.   For 10 minutes the champ held the lead but after being on the receiving end of a power headbutt, the Super Shockmaster took over.  SS tossed ScooterJ around like a ragdoll for the next 6 minutes.  The champ got a reprieve after sending SS out of the ring.  SS got back in dropping the champ with clubbing forearms.  He then took ScooterJ to the corner to set up the Galactic Splash but ScooterJ reversed it and pounded on SS with 10 punches.  SS wobbled a bit and ScooterJ could not believe he was still standing.  The ref got ScooterJ out of the corner and in that time, the Masked Gentleman snuck in from the crowd hitting the Super Shockmaster from behind with a (take a ) ticket dispenser.  SS collapsed in the ring and ScooterJ went for the cover.  The ref counted 1-2-3 awarding the match to ScooterJ.  The champ takes his belt and leaves pretty quick.  (16 min)

GM Max McGillicutty is backstage with both tag teams as they get ready for the main event.  He wishes both teams best of luck.  As they walk off, the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel) walk over and comment how it should be them in this match.  Max tells them to forget it and if they want to get a shot at the champs, their record needs to improve as of right now, they’re not looking so hot. Buzz and Starbuck take the comment in stride and say they’ll work on that.  They then leave with Max looking on with curiosity. 

Match #6:  It’s time for the main event.   The Desperados  - El Chango and Leon Teremoto make their way down to the ring.   Next, the Ambassador announces Magnum Kone and Pete the PUN-isher…YOUR World Tag Team Champions and leads them to the ring.  The champs show off their belts but the bell rings.  The Desperados go right on the offensive but Magnum shuts them down pretty quick.  Both Magnum and El Chango tagged out after the first minute and then Leon was double teamed multiple times and wasn’t able to tag out while the champs kept themselves fresh.  The Ambassador went to get involved and accidentally pushed the ref but did not get disqualified.  Leon had been in the ring getting destroyed until he made the hot tag at the 12 minute mark.  El Chango came in to clean house but was bodyslammed right away by Magnum who went for a quick pin but El Chango kicked out.  Magnum dragged El Chango back to his corner and used his hand to tag an exhausted Leon back in.  El Chango then got hurled out of the ring.  Leon was back in and was still pretty beat up but he tried to hold his own but to no avail.   The Steel Curtain then came out and made their way to ringside sitting at commentary.  Pete in the meantime ran to the other side of the ring and nailed a distracted El Chango with the PUN-t to the head.  Pete made his way back around and had a few words for the former champs while Magnum destroyed Leon.  Finally, the Ambassador’s other team P&L (Phat Sol and Red Hot Lucas Johnston) came out to prevent the Steel Curtain from further interference.  Magnum hurled Leon out of the ring and with no one to save him, he got counted out.   On the other side of the ring, tempers were flaring between P&L and the Steel Curtain.  The two teams came to blows but were separated by the ref and the Ambassador.  Pete and Magnum retained their titles via countout.   (16 ½ min)  While the ref held the Steel Curtain back, the Ambassador escorted his two teams to the back.  With that, the show comes to an end.


Stay tuned as things are really heating up between P&L and the Steel Curtain and this really can only end one way.

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