Wednesday, March 30, 2016

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #459


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  The matches for Wrestlemania are really shaping up as tempers start to flare.   A couple of issues ago, GM Max McGillicutty alluded to a new hire and here is a short vignette introducing “The Ragin’ Cajun” Rad Gumbo.

A vignette starts with a graphics that reads “Rad’s World”.  Rad Gumbo sitting at a table as the camera zooms in on him.  "Let me tell you somethin' mon ami. If you tink I afraid o' anyone den you are craaazy. I will tap 'em out right quick now.  No Rougarou ([roo-gah-roo]…According to Cajun legend, it is a creature that physically transforms from a man into a wolf or dog or even a bird) will stand in my way o’ winnin’ any title I want. Doesn’t matter who dey are…just know I’m a commin’ for ya.  Next week on Rad’s World, I gonna show ya where I learned to wrassle so come on back, ya hear.”  (editor’s note:  I’m not that great at translating Canjun so from time to time, Rad’s accent will stand out and when it doesn’t and reads like normal English, it’s because I have no idea what he said and just guessed).

Sitting at ringside, the announcers talk about how he wrestled gators in the Bayou swamps when he was a kid.  They talk about how bullfrogs are prevalent in the LA swamps and marshes along with Cottonmouths and River Rats.

The show kicks off with pyro and then we go right to our first match.  This one will determine who will be challenging the Wraith for the Elitist Title at Wrestlemania.  First, Ethan Carter III makes his way out.  He is then followed by the Axe and then finally by Reid Rothchild.  Right off the bat, Ethan went right after the Axe (because he’s the biggest of the 3 of them) and immediately put the Axe on the defensive.  Reid would toss Ethan out of the ring and he and the Axe would fight on their own.  This went on for 15 minutes.  Ethan would be the first to make a pin attempt after hitting the Axe with a Northern Lights Suplex.  Axe, with still too much in the tank, kicked out easy.  Ethan then dragged him to the corner and smashed his knee against the steel post.  The Axe looks to be really hurt now.  Reid comes over to check but immediately turns and nails Ethan with a Reid Bottom.  Ethan rolls out of the ring.  Reid looks at the Axe and pulls him to the middle of the ring.  He then locks in the Figure Four ReidLock and with nowhere to go, Axe has to tap out.  Reid Rothchild wins the match and will be the one to meet the Wraith at Wrestlemania.  While Reid is celebrating in the ring, the Wraith runs down to the ring and blasts Reid from behind with the Elitist title.  He stomps away on Reid before hurling him out of the ring.  The Wraith stands tall with his Elitist Title but then leaves moments later.  (20 min)

In the back, Diva’s Champion Brie Bella says she was coerced into a match against Southern Belle and says now it won’t happen and no one can make her.

We head back to the ring for our next match.  Red Hot Lucas Johnston comes out first and the pop he gets is almost deafening.  For this match, Lucas has challenged Adrian Neville for his spot for the US title.   Adrian, a member of the A-Team, felt he had a lot to prove in this match but Lucas held his own very well.  You could tell that Johnston is a ‘Red Hot’ commodity right now.  Neither man allowed for any type of pin nor submission until Johnston caught Neville with the “Red Hot” flying dropkick.  He makes the cover and the ref counted 1-2-3.  Lucas Johnston is now a contender the US title held by Dr. Red Fang.  Johnston hasn’t forgotten about Fang and says he will make sure he never does.  (10 min)

In the back, Shield member Roman Reigns says that tonight, he brings the World title to the Shield after he defeats Bray Wyatt.  Tonight is his night and nothing will stop him.

We go to the ring for our next match.  First, out comes the Beautiful People (Angelina Love, Velvet Sky and Madison Rayne).  Angelina says no one in the back can touch them as far as skill and beauty go.  The challenge is answered by Maria & Jupiter Jane.  Maria and Jane surprisingly took the match to the team of Madison and Angelina so much so that Velvet thought her team was in jeopardy of losing so she hit Maria with a chair causing the DQ.  The Beautiful People quickly regroup and take off.  (15 min)

Backstage, Alberto Del Rio says tonight, he is winning the US title from that uncouth Dr. Red Fang.  He will show him what an aristocrat looks like in the ring.

Next up we have the Women’s battle Royal with 8 participants.  The final participant and her team get to take on the Women’s tag team champions at Wrestlemania.  The Champs – Charlotte and Sasha Banks – sat at ringside.  This one consisted of the New Hart Foundation (Natalya Neidhart & Tamina Snuka), the Bella Twins  (Nikki & Brie), Taylor Bella and Madame Jade and Southern Belle and Velvet Sky.   Velvet was eliminated by Tamina; Natalya by Belle; Madame Jade by Nikki Bella; Tamina by Nikki; Belle by Brie (after Cactus Jackie ran down and distracted her.  This led to the two of them fighting all the way to the back).  This left the three Bella sisters left.  Brie told Taylor that she should leave the ring and let her older sisters take this one.  Taylor said no.  Nikki then threw Taylor into the ropes but she held on.  Brie went for a body press to take her out but Taylor ducked and Brie went sailing over the top rope.  Nikki was pissed and started to pound on her younger sister.  After reversing a Bella Bomb, Taylor hit Nikki with a flying dropkick that sent her over the top rope and to the floor.  Taylor Bella and Madame Jade get the title shot at Wrestlemania.  Charlotte and Sasha jump Taylor and beat her down.  The champs then stood over Taylor holding their titles high until Madame Jade ran back down and chased them off.  Jade helped Taylor to the back.  (20 min)

Bray Wyatt cuts a quick promo on Roman Reigns.  "I am everywhere. I am everything. It makes all the sense in the world why you would be afraid of me, Roman. Fear me, for I was born of this world's hatred and I feed off its sins. I am the color red in a world full of black and white. I am your mother's tears from the love you couldn't repay her. The buzzards are circling overhead. I am the sad truth that waits for you down below. I got your fear, Roman, right here in the palm of my hand, and your fear is my power, and my power is my control. I will rule your entire world.  Run."

Back to the ring for our next title match.  Champion Dr. Red Fang defends his title against A-Team member Alberto Del Rio.   Del Rio, the veteran in this match, owned it.  He kept Fang on the defensive most of the match which was odd for someone like him.  About 12 minutes into the match, we see what Fang really had up his sleeve.   It was Austin Aries who came in from the crowd and taunted Alberto from the front row.  Alberto at first was thrown off but it didn’t take long to drop Fang and lock him in a cross armbreaker but instead of going for the submission, he tried for a pin…a move that cost him.  As he went for the pin, he made a very nonchalant cover and Fang reversed the pin and with a hook of the tights, got the pin.  Dr. Red Fang stole this match.  The fans booed heavily at Fang as he took his title from the ref.  Aries then jumped the barrier and attacked Del Rio and the two fought to the back.  The fans pop huge when Red Hot Lucas Johnston runs down and chases Fang from the ring.  Fang exits through the crowd and doesn’t stop.  Lucas stands in the ring and says he too wants a shot at the US title and asks Max to make the match at Wrestlemania a Triple Threat match.  I guess we need to wait and see what happens.  (15 min)

GM Max comes out and tells the audience that Ronda Rousey will be here live next show so you’d better come back.  He plays a promo from Ronda saying she wants to make sure she’s 100% ready to go and what better way than to wrestle in front of the best wrestling fans in the world.  Huge pop for Ronda and she’s not even there.

It’s time for the main event.  First, the challenger Shield member Roman Reigns makes his way to the ring and he looks ready.  Next, the Triple Crown champion Bray Wyatt comes out next.  This match will be a 60 min best of 3 falls match.  Roman motions for him to get in the ring to get this started by the champ takes his time.  Finally, Roman is tired of waiting and goes after Bray but he was waiting for him.  Roman owned the champ and chipped away until he was able to drop Bray with a spear at the 22 minute mark to get the 1st fall.  This only pissed Bray off.  After two minutes brawling in the ring, both men ended up outside the ring.  Bray tripped Reigns who hit his head on the steel steps busting himself open.  Bray dragged him back in the ring and nailed Sister Abigail and made the cover to get the 2nd fall at the 3 minute mark.  Roman gets taped up by the ref so he can continue.  Seeing his own blood infuriated him.  He once again tore into Bray and was beating him senseless.  Roman ended up taking Bray outside the ring and was going to piledrive him on the steel steps.  Bray managed to get out of it and grabbed Reigns by his hair and smashed his head back into the steps.  Roman is bleeding through the bandages.  He takes him back into the ring and hoists him up and nails a running senton.  He makes the cover and a weakened Reigns can’t kick out.  The ref counts 1…2…3.  Bray Wyatt is successful in his title defense although Reigns really gave him a serious run.  We may see Reigns and another title match in the near future.  (9 min for this fall; 34 minutes total).  Just as Bray was leaving, King CJ appears on the stage.  An exhausted Bray makes his way up the ramp and looks CJ in the eyes.  He swings but CJ ducks and after hitting a kick to the gut, he tosses Bray Wyatt OFF the stage and to the FLOOR BELOW!  Holy Crap! Chants ring throughout the building.  CJ stands on the stage staring at the broken form of Bray Wyatt below.  This brings the show to an end.


Thanks for reading but be sure to stay tuned as we’re not done…not by a long shot.

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