Thursday, March 10, 2016

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2016 – #453


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  That was sure a bombshell dropped on us last week with the WWE’s own Vince McMahon (representing the “Board” consisting of ROH ambassador Cary Silkin and TNA’s Dixie Carter) telling the CSWA/HWF owners that they want more money for the use of talent.  The owners have been given until our Wrestlemania PPV in April to give them an answer but really, is the talent worth a 400% increase?  Our owners and GM Max McGillicutty have a huge decision to make that can and will affect the future of the HWF and CSWA organizations.

Tonight’s show is full of title defenses and one kicked off the show after the pyro ended.

Reid Rothchild made his way to the ring first   He is then joined in the ring by the Axe.  Finally, the Elitist Champion the Wraith makes his way out.  Certain fans cheer for their favorites but most fans would not consider any of these 3 men on their list of top fan favorites.  The bell rang and each man took turns beating down the others.  The Axe and the Wraith had a much better showing over Reid Rothchild.  Instead of really trying to contribute to the quality of the match, Reid kinda f’d it up.   The Axe had just hurled Reid from the ring and nailed the Wraith with ‘the Axe’ when the bell rang bringing this one to a 30 minute draw.  The Wraith took his title and ran.  Reid and the Axe were none too happy with the outcome. (30 min draw)

In more exciting news, it turns out that “Red Hot Lucas Johnston” has begun a worldwide trend.  It’s not leading the pack but it certainly is gaining momentum.

Next on the card is Mike Bennett with Maria taking on R-Truth.  For 22 minutes, Bennett and R-Truth were neck and neck.  One would hit a high spot and the other would do the same.  Even with Maria’s interference, it didn’t give Mike the much needed boost he was hoping for.  Roughly at the 22 minute mark, Summer Rae makes her way down and start to push Maria around.  Bennett got distracted and R-Truth took advantage of it.  4 minutes later, Truth connected with a corkscrew scissors kick and got a 3 count to get the win.  After the match, Maria attacked Summer Rae and GM Max McGillicutty came out and got them to break it up.  Max says the two of them will meet in a match later tonight but for now, everyone needs to get out of the ring.  (26 min)

In the back, Cactus Jackie once again attacks Southern Belle.  After it is broken up, Belle says she wants Jackie back in the ring.  Jackie laughs as she takes off.

We go back to the ring where New Day (Kofi Kingston, Big E and Xavier Woods) all make their way to the ring. They are wearing the 6 man tag team belts.  Kofi says that two of them will fight tonight for the Tag Team titles.  Kofi says that he should represent but Xavier and Big E say they should be the ones to fight.  Kofi says that if they win the Tag Titles tonight, they will use the “Freebird rule” (any two members of a team can defend the titles).  Big E and Xavier agree to it.  Xavier says he’ll team with Kofi tonight.  The Ascension (Viktor & Konnor) with MJ come out.  MJ says it doesn’t matter who fights as no one except the Ascension are leaving with the titles.  The Ascension own the match for the first half but after Big E got involved, the tide turned in favor of New Day.  In fact, New Day owned the champs but neither could get the champ’s shoulders down for the 3 count.  Fortunately for the Ascension, the bell rang signaling the time limit has expired.  The Ascension retain by the skin of their teeth.  They take their belts and leave.  New Day stays in the ring and goofs off before leaving.   (30 min)

Dr. Red Fang says he’s cashing in his title shot tonight against Phat Sol and expects to walk out victorious.  He calls Phat Sol a coward for attacking him (wait, he did the same thing) and will take the thing Phat holds most dear…his title.

We go back to the ring and Maria and Summer Rae get to square off.  It doesn’t go very long as Maria chokes Summer in the corner and refuses to break the hold so the ref disqualifies Maria.  Maria slaps Summer in the face two times and then leaves.  Summer Rae attacks her from behind and she chases Maria from the ring.  (6 min)

(Editor’s note:  I think we mentioned it was Layla El who had the confrontation with Maria a few weeks back but had forgotten she was gone so treat it like that one episode of “Dallas” where that portion was just a dream).

In prepping for his match, US Champion Phat Sol says Dr. Red Fang messed with the wrong guy and tonight, he’ll teach him he meaning of the word respect.

We go back to the ring and music hits and out comes the Desperados (El Chango, Leon Teremoto and the Hardcore Champion the Stache).  They seem to be one again united as there is no bickering going on.  They get to the ring and immediately the music changes and out comes Big Show and Kane.  They stop on the stage and motion for their partner to join them.  Out comes King CJ.  The three then make their way to the ring.  The King starts off and wants the Stache but El Chango says no, he is starting.  The Desperados started off with a double team on CJ but he recovered quickly and held his own until he tagged in Kane.  The Stache gets tagged in and then gets triple teamed.  The King gets back in the ring and the two begin to face off.  Leon calls for the tag.  Big Show is tagged in.  Leon hit a chop block on Show taking out his leg.  He looked hurt so he called for the tag.  He rolled out of the ring holding his knee.  Kane is back in and is furious.  Leon plants him with a foot to the gut while El Chango slides in a chair.  King CJ tries to get in but the ref sends him out.  In the meantime, El Chango slides a chair in to the ring.  Leon nails Kane with a powerbomb right on the chair.  He slides the chair out just as the ref turns around.  Leon makes the cover and with a hook of the tights for good measure, gets the 1-2-3.  The Desperados secure the win.  King CJ rushes in with a chair and chases everyone from the ring.  CJ and Kane (who has now recovered) are pissed.  They go help Big Show up and help him to the back.  (10 min)

GM Max McGillicutty comes out and lets the fans know that the “Board” (Vince, Cary and Dixie) are attempting a coup and saying that the money they are owed (for the use of talent) can be given to them in the form of ownership of the HWF and CSWA.  Max says that he and the owners will fight off this hostile takeover with their last breaths. 

It is time for the Main Event.  The challenger, Dr. Red Fang comes out first and is booed heavily.  He growls and snarls at them.  Next, the US Champion Phat Sol comes out ready to fight.  Max, still standing on the stage, says he wants this match to be No countout; no DQ so there will be a winner.  He asks Phat what type of match he wants and he responds “Lights Out.”  Fang is waiting in the ring and as Phat enters, Fang strikes with a chair.  He blasts Phat Sol over and over with it battering and bloodying him up.  After a full minute of this, he straps an almost unconscious Phat Sol in the Spider Web Lock.  The ref raises Phat’s arm once (it falls), twice (it falls) and a third time (it falls).  The ref calls for the bell and awards the match to the NEW US CHAMPION Dr. Red Fang!  Fang grabs his title and flaunts it to the fans before hissing at Phat again and then leaves.  (1 min for the match; 5 for the segment).


That is all for now.  Stay tuned for more action.

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