Thursday, March 17, 2016

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2016 – #455


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Tonight’s show starts off with a confrontation in the back.  Shane McMahon just arrived and he tells reporter Larry Morton that he wants a shot as El Chango and Leon Teremoto for attacking him.  Larry tells him neither are here today. Over walks Mr. Ken Anderson.  Ken blasts Shane about taking away spots (and money) from performers who are more deserving.  He says he wants Shane’s spot at the PPV and Shane tells Ken to put something on the line.  “What, like my career?”  Ken asks.  Shane says yes and if he agrees to it (and Max signs off on it), they can have their match tonight.  Shane dances a bit and then heads off to Max’s office.  Mr. Anderson smiles evilly.

We go to the ring for our first match.  Reid Rothchild comes out first.  Reid had challenged Ethan Carter III for his shot at the Elitist title.  ECIII comes out next.  Not surprising, the Elitist Champion the Wraith comes out and sits at commentary.  He waves at both men and sits down and puts on a headset.  The match reached the 8 minute mark and the Wraith was tired of sitting at commentary.  He grabbed a chair and then blasted ECIII with it causing Reid to be disqualified.  The Axe makes his way out and goes after the Wraith.  Just before the ref could raise Ethan’s arm, GM Max McGillicutty comes out.  Max says that he is sick and tired of the Wraith interfering in a match he has no part of.  Max says that at Wrestlemania, the Wraith will have to defend his title in a Fatal 4 Way between the Axe, Reid Rothchild and Ethan Carter III with the winner walking out as the champion.  The Wraith tried to complain but then got nailed with the Axe.  Reid then picked up the Wraith and nailed a Reid Bottom.  Ethan then hit a flapjack and hurled the Wraith from the ring.  The 3 men stood staring at each other for a moment before they all departed.  (8 ½ min for the match, 13 min for the segment)

We cut to the back where Max is on the phone and he’s yelling at someone…ah, he’s talking to Stephanie McMahon.  He blasts Stephanie for interfering in Ronda’s match.  He tells Stephanie that she is a paid talent and will wrestle on the next weeks’ show.  Max promises it won’t be against Ronda but “Daddy’s little Princess” will have her hands full for sure.  Max slams the phone down.

We head back to the ring for our first title match.  Newly crowned X-Division Champ Sami Zayn takes on Wade Barrett. Barrett makes his way out first.  “I’ve got some bad news for ya.   Yer gonna be the shortest champion on record…even shorter than that flat top no-talent Ron Garvin.”  The fans in attendance must have liked Ron Garvin because they booed the heck out of Barrett.  Zayn comes out next and the fans pop.  These two went toe to toe with both men trading the lead quite often.  Barrett hit Zayn with the Bullhammer twice but Zayn kicked out.  Zayn managed to hit his tornado DDT but Barrett had the presence of mind to get his foot on the rope.  Finally, Zayn caught a break after nailing Barrett with an exploder suplex.  He quickly hooked the leg before Barrett could realize what had happened and he got the 1-2-3.  Sami Zayn is successful in his first title defense. He celebrates with the fans before leaving.  Barrett sulked to the back and flipped everyone off.  (24 min)

In the back, Max meets with Shane McMahon and says he’ll greenlight tonight’s match against Ken Anderson.  He tells Shane there is a lot riding on this so he needs to be prepared.  Shane says he was born ready.

Mr. Anderson makes his way out to the ring first.  He gets on the mic and calls Shane a “spoiled little rich brat” who expects things to be handed to him and doesn’t earn a thing.  Shane comes out and instead of doing his feet shuffling routine, he heads right to the ring…all business.  Shane gets right into Ken’s face and Ken throws the first punch starting this one off.  Four minutes in, Shane stunned Ken with a huge forearm smash.  Two minutes later, Shane kicks Ken in the gut and then rolls him up for a quick 1-2-3.  Shane McMahon is victorious in his first ever match in the HWF and CSWA.  With that win, Ken Anderson is now out of a job.  Shane led the fans in “Na Na, Na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye.   Ken just walked out never turning around.  (6 min)

We cut to a pre-taped vignette from Triple Crown Champion Bray Wyatt. 
"Children believe in superheroes, CJ. They wear masks and costumes because they want to believe that the world is good. They haven't lived long enough to understand that everything is a lie. My childhood, CJ, let me fill you in about something about Bray Wyatt. My childhood, it wasn't all rainbows and butterflies. You dare talk about your battles? Well I've got a few scars too. The world gave them to me. They gave them to me because it was my birth right to have them. They taught me that fire is hot and that blades are sharp. They taught me that everything that I love in life, sooner or later, is going to wither away and die. Well look at me now. I could be just like you. I could sign autographs and kiss babies and make sure that everyone buys all my merchandise. I could go home to my plastic girlfriend in my castle. I could take everything I fear and hide behind laughter. Tell jokes, make sure I feel better about myself. Yeah, CJ, that's you. But you were right about one thing. I am different than anyone you will ever face. Because at WrestleMania, I don't care if I never leave. I don't care if I die. As long as the world sees you the way that I do. Follow the buzzards."

We go back to the ring for our next title match of the evening. First, out comes Heath Slater.  He is followed out by North American Champion Kevin Owens.  Owens immediately starts beating down on Slater. For 16 minutes, Slater had the champ’s number. Heath hit Kevin with everything in his arsenal but he couldn’t keep the champ’s shoulders down for the elusive 3 count.  At the 18th minute, Owens hit the KO pop up powerbomb and he took over.  Slater never recovered from it and after getting dropped with a running senton, Owens made the cover and got the win.  Kevin Owens is successful in his title defense.  (28 min)

Max makes his way out and says that in 2 short weeks, he will be debuting a new talent.  He will not disclose anything at this time but rest assured, new vignettes will begin airing and says that this new guy is totally “Rad”.  Max leaves so the Main Event can begin.

Tonight’s Main event will be another chapter in the rivalry between the A-Team (Alberto Del Rio, Adrian Neville and Antonio Cesaro) vs the X-Factor (AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels and (former A-Team leader) Austin ‘the Man’ Aries).   Aries and Del Rio have much bad blood between them after Aries was kicked out of the group he created.  The A-Team was killing it tonight but Del Rio did manage to hog up lots of the action and Cesaro & Neville didn’t appreciate it.  Del Rio did manage to get Aries in the match but AJ quickly came in to dispatch Del Rio.  This went on like this for 20 minutes.   Aries managed to sequester Del Rio in their corner and continued to beat him down.  Daniels gets tagged in and right away, hits a double jump moonsault and lands right on Alberto.  AJ and Aries dispatch Adrian and Cesaro and Daniels hooks the leg to get the 1-2-3.  The X-Factor win this one after being on the short end of the match.  Del Rio recovered after a moment and immediately went right after Aries.  Cesaro and Neville joined in the fray as AJ and Daniels came back in to equal things out.  The show came to an end as not only their teammates but the suits and refs from the locker room came out to separate the two.  There is a lot of bad blood between Alberto and Austin and this match did very little to settle it between them.  (21 min)


Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned as things continue to heat up.

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