Sunday, April 3, 2016

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #460


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  The clock has officially started to countdown to Wrestlemania in less than 4 weeks.   Last show, we saw the debut (at least in vignette form) of ‘The Ragin’ Cajun” Rad Gumbo.  Not quite sure how to take him just yet but word on the street says he will debut in a match before Wrestlemania so at least before the big show, we’ll be able to see what “Louisiana’s Best” has to offer.

The show begins not with a match but with a promo in the ring.  Dirk ‘The Pick’ Devon makes his way down to the ring accompanied by his wife Cactus Jackie.  Devon grabs a mic and calls down his former tag team partner The Axe.  Axe makes his way out and he is not a happy camper.  He enters the ring and Dirk begins to verbally abuse him.  Dirk Devon calls him a failure and a quitter.  He says he just got tired from carrying a worthless heap of junk around and decided to cut the dead weight.  He says that there is not enough room in the CSWA and HWF for the two of them even if on different rosters.  He challenges the Axe to a Loser Leaves Town stipulation at Wrestlemania.  At first Axe doesn’t answer so Jackie jumps in and slaps him across the face.  Axe then blasts Dirk with the Axe sending him flying from the ring and Jackie, fearing for the same, hightails it out of the ring.  Axe picks up the mic and says “I accept” as the fans pop.  Dirk cusses at the Axe as he backs up the ramp.

In his office, GM Max McGillicutty says Rowdy Ronda Rousey will be wrestling tonight.  Max says he wants Ronda to have more in-ring action so that she is ready for Stephanie.

Maria and Jupiter Jane make their way out to the ring for the next match.  Maria gets on the mic and calls out the Beautiful People; specifically Angelina Love and Madison Rayne.  The two come out and are booed.  Maria throws out a challenge but Angelina says that Velvet Sky is not here nor is Madison ready to wrestle however she is.  She says she will take on Maria 1:1.  Maria says that if she wins tonight, she says that Angelina and Madison have to put a career on the line at Wrestlemania.  Whoever gets pinned must retire.  Angelina says she’ll accept that stipulation but tonight, she wants Jupiter Jane instead of Maria in the ring.  Jane agrees.

Angelina starts off like a fireball and Jane struggles to recover but after having time to recover after sending Angelina outside the ring, she picked right back up and took the fight to Angelina.  Madison jumped on the ring apron to distract the ref but Maria pushed Angelina off the top turnbuckle and she crashed on the floor.  Jane runs over and locks Angelina in a Tarantula and Angelina ends up tapping out.  Jupiter Jane gets the win and now either Angelina or Madison (if pinned or submitted) will be out of a job come Wrestlemania.  (5 min)

A limo arrives and out steps Ronda Rousey.  She smiles as she hears the fans POP for her.  She looks at the camera and says that she does all this for the fans and she’s ready for her match tonight.

Next on the card is the former King and member of Prestige Inc Damian Sandow taking on Dolph Ziggler.  Sandow was dismantling Ziggler for 10 solid minutes until a mishap (falling off a turnbuckle changed things.  Dolph hits a shoulder jawbreaker but then locks Sandow in a bodyscissors sleeperhold.  Sandow surprisingly faded fast and after his arm dropped for the 3rd time, he was counted down and out and awarded the match to Dolph via submission.  Dolph celebrated with the fans and eventually left.  Sandow left on his own.  (12 min)

Back in the interview area, the Savior issues a challenge to Kevin Owens.  Owens walks over and says he doesn’t know who this schmuck is (both are from Canada so it’s kinda funny).  Owens says he wants a match tonight and offers the Savior a non-title shot.  If the Savior can win, he can have a title shot at the PPV.

Back to the ring we go for the next match between Curtis Axel and Christopher Daniels.  Axel immediately went right on the offensive and Daniels had no idea what was going on.  Axel dazzled the heck out of Daniels and stunning Christopher with back to back Prefect Plexes, he locks in a belly to back suplex and makes the cover for the surprising win.  Curtis Axel gets the rare win in 25 minutes.   Daniels couldn’t believe it and walked to the back in disbelief.

We just got word that Bray Wyatt will be fine.  After getting tossed off the stage, he actually landed on some extra ring padding that was stacked there.  I’m sure though that he will have something for King CJ, that’s for sure.

Time to go back to the ring for our next bout.  First out comes the Savior and his music plays as he strolls down to the ring.  Next, his opponent the North American Champion Kevin Owens comes down and doesn’t waste any time.  For 14 minutes, Owens controls the match but he underestimates the Savior after attempting a powerbomb, it is reversed and the Savior hits one of his own for a one count.  Owens is shocked.  The Savior then takes over and after “Laying on the hands” (aka pummeling fists), he catches the champ with a spinning heel kick.  The Savior rolls Kevin up for the 1-2-3.  The Savior wins the match and wins a shot at the title at Wrestlemania.  Owens, the sore loser, attacks the Savior after the match and hits him with a pop up powerbomb.  Kevin takes his title and leaves.  The Savior is helped up and he eventually leaves.  (18 min)

Roman Reigns comes out and says that he came closer than anyone to defeating Bray Wyatt.  He says he deserves the next shot.  Out comes Kurt Angle who says he’s next in line so it should be him.  This prompts Bobby Lashley to come out saying he has a better record than Kurt and he should be next.  Finally, the Viper Randy Orton comes out.  He says he’s been a champion longer than anyone in the ring and with his family’s background (father and grandfather were both wrestlers) he is the only one with the pedigree to win.  The four of them argue until Max comes out and says that the 4 of them will wrestle in a Fatal Four Way match with the winner getting a shot at the CSWA World title at Wrestlemania but that match will not be tonight.  It will take place on the next show.

Backstage, King CJ has a message for us and specifically Bray Wyatt.

“Bray...Wyatt...i see you week after week defending your championship titles successfully against top opponents... the best in the business...and for that THE KING tips his crown to you...but you also speak of heroes and butterflies...and you surround yourself you bullies and crybabies...and for that THE KING is NOT impressed... picture this wrestle mania...the largest ppv in all of sports entertainment.. the undisputed triple crown champion vs THE KING of the ring.. a truly regal event to determine who will reign court over the hwf/cwsa an unlikely hero vs a villain who holds siege with cowards and thugs....can you feel it…the excitement the overwhelming electricity that is in the air...you see bray THE KING shows up and shows out ...he was made for moments like this...so bring your belt...bring your ‘A’ game…be prepared to go to war..  Just dont bring you disshuttled band of thugs...because believe me i roll with Giants and BIG RED KILLING MACHINES!!!!

 CAN YOU DIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGG ITTtttttttttt...#hashtag out” (drops the mic)

Just as King CJ is walking away, Bray Wyatt attacks him and with help from the Desperados (El Chango and Leon Teremoto), the beat down on his royalness until Big Show and Kane show up.  Bray stomps on CJ one last time and he and his team take off while Kane and Show check on the King.  El Chango and Leon Teremoto run back in and hit both Kane and Big Show with chairs before running off again.

Now, it is time for the Main Event.  Ronda Rousey makes her way to the ring to the biggest pop of the evening.  Her opponent, Cactus Jackie comes out second and is booed about as equally as Ronda got cheered.  Even though Jackie tried to attack Ronda, she was waiting.  In fact, Ronda wiped the mat with Jackie.  Jackie tossed Ronda to the outside in hopes of catching her breath but the Rowdy one wouldn’t let that happen.  Jackie got a lucky shot in and locked in the Desert Stretch and even though she grabbed the ropes for leverage, Ronda powered out of it.  Finally, Ronda caught Jackie with the armbar submission and instead of going for the submission, she surprised everyone and turned it into a pin which got her the 1-2-3.  Ronda gets the win in 14 minutes.  After the match, she celebrated with the fans at ringside.  As she made her way around the ring, she was signing autographs and shaking hands but passed over one person.  That person then climbed over the barrier – WHAT THE HELL – and attacked Ronda putting her down.  She then grabbed her chair and hit Ronda with it.  This person removed her mask and wig and it’s…OH JEEZ…Stephanie McMahon.  Stephanie laughs and put a foot on Ronda all the while calling the fans stupid and gullible.  The show then came to an end.

Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned for more action.

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