Saturday, March 19, 2016

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2016 – #456


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Tonight’s rare Saturday show starts off back in GM Max McGillicutty’s office.   As Max starts to talk about tonight’s show, Stephanie McMahon walks into his office.  Max says that he’s happy Stephanie is here and she will get to wrestle in front of the HWF and CSWA fans.  Stephanie asks who her opponent will be and Max says its Four Horsewoman member Bayley.  Stephanie laughs and says it will be a short match and she leaves.  Max says titles will be defended tonight including the Intercontinental, World, and Women’s tag team.  He says it’s time for the action to begin and we cut to the ring.

Our first match of the evening starts off with John Cena making his way to the ring.  The fans give him a decent pop with the others chanting “you suck”.  Cena’s opponent tonight will be Enforcer member Samoa Joe.  Joe comes out to a surprising pop (probably because they want to see him dismantle Cena).  Joe gets in the ring and the bell immediately sounds.  Joe immediately locks in a rear naked choke and Cena flails but eventually makes it to the ropes.  John can’t believe the ferocity Joe brought to the match.  Cena gets to his feet and walks right into a Muscle Buster. Joe makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  Samoa Joe wins this one in 2 minutes.  Joe laughs and leaves.  Cena, shocked, leaves right after him.

In the back, the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck) run into the Uso’s (Jey and Jimmy).  Buzz issues a challenge to them for their spot.  Jimmy says that they will agree on one condition…if the Steel Curtain lose, they cannot challenge for the tag team titles until after Wrestlemania.  Jey says that the Steel Curtain, for whatever reason, seem to be a highlight and it’s time for them to shine instead.  Starbuck agrees to the stipulation and that match will be later.

We head back to the ring for our next match and Bayley makes her way out.  She gets a tremendous pop.  Incredible.  After she gets to the ring, her music is abruptly cut off and Stephanie McMahon makes her way out.  It’s interesting to note that there is no ref.  Max comes out and says that the ref for this match came down with the sniffles and they need a new ref.  Out comes…Ronda Rousey dressed in a referee shirt.  The fans pop.  Ronda runs to the ring and of course Stephanie bails.  After some jawjacking, Stephanie finally gets in the ring and threatens Ronda to call this down the middle.  Stephanie held her own and partially controlled the tempo of the match.  After Stephanie threw Bayley out of the ring, she got in Ronda’s face and even pushed her into the corner.  Ronda threatened to disqualify her and even pulled back her fist to hit Stephanie but Steph backed off and turned right around into Bayley-to-belly suplex and Bayley made the cover and Ronda counted 1-2-3.  Bayley gets the win and the fans pop.  She leaves as Stephanie gets up.  She attacks Ronda who reverses the attack and locks in her patented armbar.  Stephanie hollers and screams but eventually gets out and runs back up the ramp cursing Ronda.  Rousey soaks in the cheers before leaving too.
(12 min for the match; 15 for the segment)

(Pre-taped segment. A dark room lit with candles sets the scene. The masked cameraman who helped attack Sol is in the shot. US Champion Dr. Red Fang enters the frame with the strap slung over his shoulder. He taps the title a few times before speaking).

“I said this was only the beginning. (Fang picks up a lit candle and holds it up to the camera) Phat Sol, all of your hopes and all of your dreams I hold in the palm of my hand (Fang blows out the candle and then tosses the candle aside). I took your spirit before I took your title. Before our match I saw the fear in your eyes. Everything that you had worked for was extinguished as the referee's hand hit the mat for the three count. When the referee raised my hand in victory I glanced down at your pitiful, broken carcass and laughed at how easy all of this was. If you're foolish enough to want a rematch, just remember the lengths I will go to to keep this title. Phat Sol the next time we meet...I may end your career. Choose wisely Blood Bag!”

After the promo Fang yells at the masked man to pick up the candle that was tossed aside. You see the masked man scrambling nervously to find the candle. Once he finds it Fang snatches the candle out of his hand, shoves the masked man out of the frame, holds the candle up to the camera and breaks the candle. Segment abruptly ends.

We go back to the ring for our next match which has Alicia Fox and Gail Kim challenging Charlotte and Sasha Banks for the Women’s tag team titles.  It took 18 minutes for the champs to actually find their groove and after that, it was all about the Horsewomen.  Charlotte and Sasha took turns beating down Kim and Fox after some successful double teaming, Sasha got Alicia cornered and locked in the straightjacket choke.  As Alicia was fading, she immediately hooked the leg and a weary Alicia could not kick out in time.  Charlotte and Sasha Banks get the win and have a successful tag team title defense under their belts.  The pose briefly for the fans before leaving.  (26 min)

Robbie E and Rockstar Spud make their way out to the ring and get on the mic saying that championship matches are passing them by and they feel they are not getting a fair shake.  They throw out a challenge to any team and says once they defeat them, they’ll be ready for the belts.  The lights go out and an eerie red light illuminates the way to the ring.  Kane and Big Show make their way out and I think Robbie and Spud may have had an accident.  They of course tried to run but Kane and Show stopped them.  Show nails Robbie with a giant headbutt and tags Kane in.  Kane nails a chokeslam from Hell and makes the cover for a two count.  Just as Show is tagged back in, Rockstar Spud nails him from behind with a steel chair resulting in a DQ.  That did little to dissuade Big Show as he dragged Spud back into the ring.  Kane got Robbie E and nailed another chokeslam from Hell just as Big Show dropped the Cutting Edge.  Robbie and Spud were out.  Kane and Show celebrated briefly before leaving.  (2 ½ min)

We cut to the back where Triple Crown champion Bray Wyatt is.  Bray says that now is not the time for cryptic messages but says King CJ will understand a new level of Pain at Wrestlemania but tonight, Xavier Woods gets to be the sacrificial lamb tonight.  Follow the Buzzards.

Eric Young heads to the ring for his match.  His opponent tonight is the returning Phat Sol.  Phat is looking pretty good after the annihilation at the hands of Dr. Red Fang.  Phat looks at the camera and promises he will get his title back.  EY tried to make the match hard for Phat but he held his own.  EY tried to leave a couple of times but Phat just brought him back into the ring.  As EY tried to whip Phat into the ropes, Phat reversed it and nailed a jawjacker (like a stunner).  Phat makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  Phat is victorious and is well on his way back to getting a rematch for the title he lost.  (20 min)

Goldust is in the back and tells Clarkus Kentus that he is in line for a shot at the Hardcore title held by the Stache.  Goldie says it’s time for the Stache to be invited to Shattered Dreams and that Hardcore title will become his.  “Stache, get ready for (deeeeeeeeeep breath) HA….Gooooold Dust.”

It’s time to head back to the ring for more action.  The Uso’s – Jimmy and Jey – come out first to a decent reaction from the fans.  Next, the Steel Curtain comes out and the roof practically blows off.   The Usos don’t like getting shown up so the attack SC as they enter the ring.  The Steel Curtain push back hard and double team the Usos.  The Steel Curtain beat back any offense from the Usos and dominated the match.  At the 5 minute mark, Starbuck nails Jey with the Buck-U and Buzz hurls him out of the ring.  They then blast Jimmy off the apron.  Jey doesn’t make it back in before the bell and this one is awarded to the Steel Curtain by countout.  After the match, Jey and Jimmy got back in the ring and had a staredown with Buzz and Starbuck.  The Uso’s end up extending their hands and everyone shakes hands and leaves.  (5 min)

Xavier Woods is in the back with New Day teammates Big E and Kofi Kingston and he says that tonight will be a New Day when he takes the World title from Bray.  Big E asks if he’s really up to it and says he’ll step in if need be.  Xavier says he’s got this.

We go back to the ring for our next title match.  Forgotten member Erick Rowan comes out and he’s accompanied by the Undertaker.  Undertaker takes the mic and tells Magnum Kone that tonight, he loses his belt and after Rowan is done with him, he will REST…IN…PEACE.   Intercontinental Champion Magnum Kone comes out and gets a big pop.  Haagen and Daas start to hand out ice cream to the fans.  Uh Oh, some of the fans are not liking what they are getting.  In fact, they are throwing the ice cream on the floor…what the heck….Haagen and Daas then attack Magnum Kone and beat him down.  Magnum eventually fights them off only to be attacked by Erick Rowan.  Haagen and Daas go over to the Undertaker who hands them envelopes with (most likely) a payoff in it.  They laugh and walk away.  Rowan beats down on Magnum Kone and then after Rowan distracted the ref, Undertaker nails a chokeslam.  Rowan picks up Magnum and nails a waist-lift-side-slam and then makes the cover for the 1-2-3.  Before the ref can announce Rowan as the winner, Max comes out and points out via replay that Undertaker interfered in the match and that he is nullifying this one.  He says that next show, Kone will get Rowan once again and the title will be on the line but Undertaker and the rest of the Forgotten will be banned from ringside.  Rowan tried to complain but the ref said Max is the boss and his ruling stands.   (16 min)

Stephanie McMahon makes her way back out to the stage and confronts Max. She tells him that he set her up and that no one in the CSWA or HWF will see her until her match at Wrestlemania.  The fans pop huge and practically boo her off stage.  Max waves as she leaves in a huff.  Max then says it’s time for the main event and leaves.

Xavier Woods makes his way out first accompanied by New Day teammates Kofi and Big E.   Triple Crown Champion Bray Wyatt comes out as he makes his way to the ring with all 3 championships on his shoulders.  Big E gets into Bray’s face and tells him his time is up.   This one had no time to even get anywhere because as soon as the bell rant, Bray immediately dragged Xavier out of the ring and DDT’d him on the steps.  He then rolled him back in and nailed Sister Abigail and got the 1-2-3 at the 1 minute mark.  Bray is victorious.  Big E then gets on the mic and says he is also a top contender and wants his match right now.  Bray agrees to it.  This one went a bit longer but the end result was the same.  After taking a beating from Bray, Big E gets dropped by a lifting forearm smash.  Bray makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3 at the 13 minute mark.  So Bray Wyatt just defended his title twice in 14 minutes and was successful both times.  As New Day left in disgrace, music hits and out comes King CJ.  CJ makes his way to the ring and doesn’t say a word while staring at Bray but he does point a finger to a Wrestlemania banner hanging from the rafters and the two just stare at each other as the show comes to an end.


That’s all for now.  Stay tuned for more action.

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