Wednesday, March 23, 2016

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2016 – #457


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  We have been informed that due to a change in scheduling for our events, we are moving to having our shows on Wed’s and Sat between now and Wrestlemania.

The show kicks off with a title match.  The challenger and member of the Desperados Leon Teremoto makes his way out first.  Leon gets on the mic and runs down the fans first and then Shane McMahon for thinking he could take him on (no, he is not giving Shane a match anytime in the near future – “Life’s a bitch rich boy”) and finally X-Division champ Sami Zayn.  Leon comments Zayn isn’t good enough to hold his jock strap and it cut off when the champ makes his way to the ring to a huge pop.  Sami stares at Leon before holding the title high above his head.  Leon doesn’t like that and immediately attacks Zayn.  Leon controlled the match for the first 11 minutes and then Sami kicked it into high gear.  Both men hit lots of high impact moves but none could score the pin.  Just as the 28 minute mark hit, the Omegatron lights up and starts to play “Here comes the money” (Shane McMahon’s music) and Leon turns to the ropes to await Shane.  Leon looks perplexed when Shane doesn’t come out.  He turns around and Sami hits a wristlock tornado DDT.  He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  Sami Zayn wins this one and retains his title.  Sami leaves as Shane finally appears on the Omegatron and tells Leon “You’re right.  Life IS a bitch.”  Leon leaves the ring rubbing his neck.  (28 min)

Backstage, there is an altercation between Eric Young, Bobby Roode and Bray Wyatt.  Roode accuses Wyatt of hiding from them and EY says that the HWF and CSWA are not big enough for all of them.  Bray offers to put the World title on the line in a triple threat match.  Bobby and Eric agree and seem happy enough until Bray says that if they lose, they both must LEAVE.  Wyatt starts to laugh as he walks away.  Bobby and Eric look at each other as if they were dinner for a jungle cat.

We go back to the ring for our next match.  First, out comes the New Hart Foundation Natalya Neidhart and Tamina Snunka to a decent pop.  Their opponents for this match are Taylor Bella and Madame Jade.  This match is for placement in the top 10.  One team moves up while the other moves down in the rankings.  Taylor and Jade surprisingly took the match to the New Hart Foundation and controlled the tempo of the entire match.  Lots of double teaming by Taylor and Jade kept Tamina and Natalya off their game.  Towards the end of the match, during a double team, Taylor sent Natalya out of the ring via dropkick and Nattie barely made it back in before the time ran out.  Jade distracted Tamina and after hitting a monkey flip, Taylor made the cover and got the 1-2-3.  Taylor Bella and Madame Jade pick up the win and get to move up in the rankings.  They got a nice pop from the crowd as they left. (25 min)

The Viper Randy Orton has arrived backstage and he makes a beeline for GM Max McGillicutty’s office.

Back in the ring, we are ready for our next match.  The X-Factor (AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels) are taking on the A-Team (Adrian Neville and Antonio Cesaro).  All four jump in the ring and immediately start brawling.  It took a few minutes for the ref to gain control of the match.  It didn’t help the situation when Alberto Del Rio and Austin Aries came down and got involved.  The ref was ready to throw the match out but things settled down just before the point of explosion.  This match was extremely close the entirety it went on.  One team never got a huge advantage over the other.  Try as they might, this one ended up coming to an end when the time limit bell rang.  Aries and Del Rio got involved and it was just another slobberknocker.  Suits from the back had to come out and break things up.  (30 min draw)

Back in Max’s office, Randy Orton is saying how he should be back in line for a World title shot.  Max comments that Randy’s been gone for some time and why does he think he’s automatically back in the title hunt.  Kurt Angle walks into the office and Randy yells that this is his time.  “Who do you think you are barging in on MY time?”  Angle steps back “Who do I think I am?  I’m an Olympic Gold medalist (who won it with a broken freakin’ neck) and multi time champion, that’s who.”  Orton and Angle have a staredown.  Max says the two of them can fight it out on the ring tonight.

We go back to the ring for the next match which is for the Hardcore title.  The challenger, Goldust, comes out first.  Next, the champ the Stache comes out to a decent reaction.   Almost immediately, Stache rakes Goldie’s head with spurs and the blood begins to flow.  Stache then pulls him out of the ring and piledrives him on the concrete.  Stardust runs down and starts to have words with the champ.  This gives Goldust time to recover and get back in the ring.  After some back and forth action, Stache nails the tombstone (piledriver) but only gets a 2 count.  Back out of the ring they go and Stache looks to really hurt Goldust.  Stardust, still on the ramp, calls for medics.  They run down but deem Goldie is ok to continue.  Goldust then turns and blasts the Stache with a chair and the ref almost counted him down.  Stache blasts Goldie with a baseball bat and he is down but makes it back to his feet.  Goldust hits Stache with a roll of quarters and he drops but eventually makes it back to his feet.  After more back and forth action, Stache locks Goldust in the handlebar (camel clutch) but Goldust won’t tap out.  Stache then slingshot Goldust into the corner and he hit his head on the steel post.  He crumples back in the ring.  The ref starts to count and eventually hits 10 counting Goldust down and out.  The Stache gets the win in another impressive showing.  (14 ½ min)

Bray Wyatt cuts a promo with all the Desperados at his side (including a bloodied Stache) and says that the Desperados are united (he shoots El Chango a reprimanding glance) and promises to still be the champion after tonight.  “The buzzards will feast on the flesh and bones of the broken and they will be no more.  The Triple Crown champion has spoken.”  El Chango is the last to leave the area.

Max makes his way out and says that the winner of this match will be in line for a title shot at Bray’s World Championship.  The Viper Randy Orton comes out first followed by Kurt Angle.  The two instantly go at it and put on one hell of a match.  Orton dropped Angle twice with the RKO but was not able to get the 3 count.  Kurt hit the Angle Slam 3x but Randy kept kicking out.  Both men end up on the outside of the ring and Randy goes to throw Kurt into the steel steps but Kurt reverses it and Randy goes smashing into them appearing to hurt is leg/ankle.  He’s hobbling around trying to stay away from Kurt but Angle is like a shark in blood-infested waters.  He gets Randy back in the ring and goes to town.  Kurt ends up locking Randy in the Ankle lock in the middle of the ring and Randy has no choice but to tap out.  Kurt Angle gets the win and a future world title match.  After the match, Randy leaves on his own but whispers to the camera that Kurt has not seen the last of the Viper.  (17 min)

Max comes out and says that the referee for this match cannot be found.  Eric Young comes out and says he’s found someone and brings out “Sam” (aka Slow Count Sam) and EY says he vouches that this guy is on the up and up.  EY heads to the ring with “Sam” and then Bobby Roode comes out.  Undisputed Champion Bray Wyatt comes out last and surprisingly gets the best pop of them all.  Right off the bat, Bobby and EY double team Bray and the ref does nothing about it.  Finally, both men are sent to another corner and Bray then suplexes Sam out of the ring.  He is down and out.   Bobby tags himself in and EY doesn’t like that.  Bray and Bobby then team up and double team EY.  All three men end up fighting in the crowd and Eric climbs up a balcony and then hits both with a suicide dive from the balcony.  Eventually they all make it back to the ring and now Sam is up.  He threatens to DQ Bray but Bobby and EY plead for him not to.  Bray then nails Bobby with a frying pan and follows it up with Sister Abigail but Eric makes the save.  Eric ends up taking a plancha through a table but Roode makes the save (but he stomps on EY for good measure).  EY appears to be out of this one.  Bobby sets up a table but ends up being put through it via a plancha from Bray.  Bray pulls him back in the ring and nails Sister Abigail.  With no EY to save him, “Sam” reluctantly makes the count 1…2…3.  Bray Wyatt has just defeated both Bobby Roode and Eric Young to successfully defend his title and now both Bobby and Eric are out of a job.   “Sam” tried to admonish Bray again but ended up eating a Sister Abigail.  Bray stands victorious in the ring holding all his titles as the show comes to an end.  (17 ½ min)


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