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We have been informed that due to a change in scheduling for our events,
we are moving to having our shows on Wed’s and Sat between now and
Wrestlemania.
The
show kicks off with a title match. The challenger
and member of the Desperados Leon Teremoto makes his way out first. Leon gets on the mic and runs down the fans
first and then Shane McMahon for thinking he could take him on (no, he is not
giving Shane a match anytime in the near future – “Life’s a bitch rich boy”)
and finally X-Division champ Sami Zayn.
Leon comments Zayn isn’t good enough to hold his jock strap and it cut
off when the champ makes his way to the ring to a huge pop. Sami stares at Leon before holding the title
high above his head. Leon doesn’t like
that and immediately attacks Zayn. Leon
controlled the match for the first 11 minutes and then Sami kicked it into high
gear. Both men hit lots of high impact
moves but none could score the pin. Just
as the 28 minute mark hit, the Omegatron lights up and starts to play “Here
comes the money” (Shane McMahon’s music) and Leon turns to the ropes to await
Shane. Leon looks perplexed when Shane
doesn’t come out. He turns around and
Sami hits a wristlock tornado DDT. He
makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3. Sami
Zayn wins this one and retains his title.
Sami leaves as Shane finally appears on the Omegatron and tells Leon
“You’re right. Life IS a bitch.” Leon leaves the ring rubbing his neck. (28 min)
Backstage,
there is an altercation between Eric Young, Bobby Roode and Bray Wyatt. Roode accuses Wyatt of hiding from them and
EY says that the HWF and CSWA are not big enough for all of them. Bray offers to put the World title on the
line in a triple threat match. Bobby and
Eric agree and seem happy enough until Bray says that if they lose, they both
must LEAVE. Wyatt starts to laugh as he
walks away. Bobby and Eric look at each
other as if they were dinner for a jungle cat.
We
go back to the ring for our next match.
First, out comes the New Hart Foundation Natalya Neidhart and Tamina
Snunka to a decent pop. Their opponents
for this match are Taylor Bella and Madame Jade. This match is for placement in the top
10. One team moves up while the other
moves down in the rankings. Taylor and
Jade surprisingly took the match to the New Hart Foundation and controlled the
tempo of the entire match. Lots of
double teaming by Taylor and Jade kept Tamina and Natalya off their game. Towards the end of the match, during a double
team, Taylor sent Natalya out of the ring via dropkick and Nattie barely made
it back in before the time ran out. Jade
distracted Tamina and after hitting a monkey flip, Taylor made the cover and
got the 1-2-3. Taylor Bella and Madame
Jade pick up the win and get to move up in the rankings. They got a nice pop from the crowd as they
left. (25 min)
The
Viper Randy Orton has arrived backstage and he makes a beeline for GM Max
McGillicutty’s office.
Back
in the ring, we are ready for our next match.
The X-Factor (AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels) are taking on the
A-Team (Adrian Neville and Antonio Cesaro).
All four jump in the ring and immediately start brawling. It took a few minutes for the ref to gain
control of the match. It didn’t help the
situation when Alberto Del Rio and Austin Aries came down and got
involved. The ref was ready to throw the
match out but things settled down just before the point of explosion. This match was extremely close the entirety
it went on. One team never got a huge
advantage over the other. Try as they
might, this one ended up coming to an end when the time limit bell rang. Aries and Del Rio got involved and it was
just another slobberknocker. Suits from
the back had to come out and break things up.
(30 min draw)
Back
in Max’s office, Randy Orton is saying how he should be back in line for a
World title shot. Max comments that
Randy’s been gone for some time and why does he think he’s automatically back
in the title hunt. Kurt Angle walks into
the office and Randy yells that this is his time. “Who do you think you are barging in on MY
time?” Angle steps back “Who do I think
I am? I’m an Olympic Gold medalist (who
won it with a broken freakin’ neck) and multi time champion, that’s who.” Orton and Angle have a staredown. Max says the two of them can fight it out on
the ring tonight.
We
go back to the ring for the next match which is for the Hardcore title. The challenger, Goldust, comes out
first. Next, the champ the Stache comes
out to a decent reaction. Almost
immediately, Stache rakes Goldie’s head with spurs and the blood begins to
flow. Stache then pulls him out of the
ring and piledrives him on the concrete.
Stardust runs down and starts to have words with the champ. This gives Goldust time to recover and get
back in the ring. After some back and
forth action, Stache nails the tombstone (piledriver) but only gets a 2
count. Back out of the ring they go and
Stache looks to really hurt Goldust.
Stardust, still on the ramp, calls for medics. They run down but deem Goldie is ok to
continue. Goldust then turns and blasts
the Stache with a chair and the ref almost counted him down. Stache blasts Goldie with a baseball bat and
he is down but makes it back to his feet.
Goldust hits Stache with a roll of quarters and he drops but eventually
makes it back to his feet. After more
back and forth action, Stache locks Goldust in the handlebar (camel clutch) but
Goldust won’t tap out. Stache then
slingshot Goldust into the corner and he hit his head on the steel post. He crumples back in the ring. The ref starts to count and eventually hits
10 counting Goldust down and out. The
Stache gets the win in another impressive showing. (14 ½ min)
Bray
Wyatt cuts a promo with all the Desperados at his side (including a bloodied
Stache) and says that the Desperados are united (he shoots El Chango a
reprimanding glance) and promises to still be the champion after tonight. “The buzzards will feast on the flesh and
bones of the broken and they will be no more.
The Triple Crown champion has spoken.”
El Chango is the last to leave the area.
Max
makes his way out and says that the winner of this match will be in line for a
title shot at Bray’s World Championship.
The Viper Randy Orton comes out first followed by Kurt Angle. The two instantly go at it and put on one
hell of a match. Orton dropped Angle
twice with the RKO but was not able to get the 3 count. Kurt hit the Angle Slam 3x but Randy kept
kicking out. Both men end up on the
outside of the ring and Randy goes to throw Kurt into the steel steps but Kurt
reverses it and Randy goes smashing into them appearing to hurt is
leg/ankle. He’s hobbling around trying
to stay away from Kurt but Angle is like a shark in blood-infested waters. He gets Randy back in the ring and goes to
town. Kurt ends up locking Randy in the
Ankle lock in the middle of the ring and Randy has no choice but to tap
out. Kurt Angle gets the win and a
future world title match. After the
match, Randy leaves on his own but whispers to the camera that Kurt has not
seen the last of the Viper. (17 min)
Max
comes out and says that the referee for this match cannot be found. Eric Young comes out and says he’s found
someone and brings out “Sam” (aka Slow Count Sam) and EY says he vouches that
this guy is on the up and up. EY heads
to the ring with “Sam” and then Bobby Roode comes out. Undisputed Champion Bray Wyatt comes out last
and surprisingly gets the best pop of them all.
Right off the bat, Bobby and EY double team Bray and the ref does nothing
about it. Finally, both men are sent to
another corner and Bray then suplexes Sam out of the ring. He is down and out. Bobby tags himself in and EY doesn’t like
that. Bray and Bobby then team up and
double team EY. All three men end up
fighting in the crowd and Eric climbs up a balcony and then hits both with a
suicide dive from the balcony.
Eventually they all make it back to the ring and now Sam is up. He threatens to DQ Bray but Bobby and EY
plead for him not to. Bray then nails
Bobby with a frying pan and follows it up with Sister Abigail but Eric makes
the save. Eric ends up taking a plancha
through a table but Roode makes the save (but he stomps on EY for good
measure). EY appears to be out of this
one. Bobby sets up a table but ends up being
put through it via a plancha from Bray.
Bray pulls him back in the ring and nails Sister Abigail. With no EY to save him, “Sam” reluctantly
makes the count 1…2…3. Bray Wyatt has
just defeated both Bobby Roode and Eric Young to successfully defend his title and
now both Bobby and Eric are out of a job.
“Sam” tried to admonish Bray again but ended up eating a Sister
Abigail. Bray stands victorious in the
ring holding all his titles as the show comes to an end. (17 ½ min)
Thanks
for reading. Stay tuned for more action.
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