Welcome
back to our newsletter. Our show tonight
is chock full of action so let’s get right down to it.
The
show begins backstage where HWF Bray Wyatt beat the tar out of Sting. He cradles Sting in his arms and says that he
will ease Sting’s pain. He then breaks
out “I’ve got the whole world…in my hands.”
CSWA
Austin ‘the Man’ Aries walks in accompanied by A-Team members Antonio Cesaro
and Abyss. They are met by GM Hulk
Hogan. Hogan once again congratulates
Aries on his world title win but informs him that the title must be defended
tonight. Aries begins to complain and
then stops. He says that he is the World
Champion and will not let his team or Hogan down. Hogan also tells the others that they will
also be in action tonight. They all seem
to be ok with it.
Our
first match has Alberto el Patron challenging AJ Styles for his spot for the US
title. AJ destroyed Alberto for the 15
minutes this went on. AJ ends up getting
the pin after hitting Alberto with the Styles Clash. After the match, Randy Orton shows up on
stage and makes likes he going to run down to the ring but he stops short and
then leaves.
The
Miz comes out and says he got fired from his movie all thanks to the
Fiend. Miz says the Fiend cost him a lot
of money and even though he said one match between them and they were done,
this changes things. Now he is going to
teach the Fiend a lesson he’ll never forget.
He drops the mic and storms out.
We
head to the ring for our next match which is supposed to be Big Show
challenging Brock Lesnar for his spot for the Hardcore title. Lesnar comes out and says that he has no
interest in pursuing this title so he says that Big Show can have the
spot. As Brock walks away, GM Hulk Hogan
comes out and says that it is Brock’s right to refuse a title shot but he
cannot just give that spot away. Hogan
tells Big Show that later tonight, he fights Bobby Lashley and the winner gets
that spot.
A
Bray Wyatt vignette airs. “You always
told me that the war to bring down this machine would be a long and daunting
process, and you were right. You're always right. The man called Sting is a
coward. He is but a miniscule ant trying to pierce the armor of a scorpion. I
felt him, I held him, I held him right here in my arms, the same way you did
for me. I offered him a way out of this hell, I told him I can take the pain
away. All I was able to feel was his empty heart beating. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
for ever doubting you, Abigail. I understand now what you expect from me, I
understand what it is we must do. If Sting refuses to walk with the reapers
then he will burn with the saints."
The
next match is Antonio Cesaro vs Adrian Neville for Neville’s IC title
shot. If Neville loses, he trades spots
with Cesaro and moves over to the North American top 10. Neville had control early on but then Cesaro
kicked it up a notch. He and Neville
battled for 21 minutes and Cesaro sneaks out a win after hitting Adrian with
the Cradle facebuster. Cesaro is now in
line for the IC title and Neville moves to the NA.
Buff
Austin comes out and says that everyone who’s been put in front of him has been
taken out. First it was legend Sting,
then Legend-Killer Randy Orton and finally the not-so-great MW3. Austin says that he will continue on this
path until he once again wears gold around his waist.
We
have our first title match of the night with the champs the Ascension taking on
the Band (Pick & the Axe). The
Ascension and MJ come out to Black Sabbath’s ‘Iron Man’ (this was at one time
the music for the Road Warriors). The
fans are pissed and throws crap at them.
The Band comes out and they are using ‘Hellraiser’ by Ozzy Osborne
(music also used by the Road Warriors at one time). These fans must be old-school to have caught
these references and the Band got booed and crapped on just as bad as the
champs did. Right before the match could
begin, the Ascension attacked the Axe by hitting the Fall of Man on the exposed
concrete floor. He looks to be hurt. Dirk says he will continue on for his
team. He started off with a bang but
double teaming from the champs slowed him down.
Dirk held his own for 15 minutes but after Konnor hit him with a DDT in
the middle of the ring, it was all over.
The Ascension retain their titles.
Viktor gets on the mic and tells the band “You may suck but we don’t’
care.”
GM
Hulk Hogan conducts a very rare interview talking to Kenta Kobayashi. He asks Kenta if he is ready for his match
against ‘The Man’ Austin Aries for the CSWA World title and Kenta responds that
he is honored to be given this shot and will give nothing short of 100% in the
ring.
We
head back to the ring for our next match which is Big Show vs Bobby Lashley
with the winner getting the vacated title spot for the Hardcore title (Show
still has his money in the bank contract).
Bobby Lashley comes out first and then is followed by Big Show who has
his briefcase with him. Before the match
could begin, Hardcore Champion #cj comes out and sits at the commentary
booth. #cj says that now that he is a
champion, his name needs to reflect importance and now he is #CJ…all caps to
reflect his importance (in his own mind that is). Show and Lashley look on with
trepidation. Both men go in and start
blasting each other with lefts and rights.
Lashley hits the ropes setting up a spear but Show catches him and hits
a very impressive chokeslam. Big Show
gets the win in just 4 minutes. #CJ hits
the ring with a chair and begins blasting Show with it. After what seemed like an eternity of chair
shots, Show somehow manages to get to his feet.
#CJ decides to leave and sees the briefcase sitting there. He makes for it but out runs lil’ Naitch and
#CJ decides to leave it alone.
The
third member of the A-Team Abyss is up next taking on Eric Young. Abyss underestimated the spryness of EY and
it cost him dearly. Abyss would try to overpower EY but he was just too quick
some of the times. Towards the end of
the match, EY climbed to the second turnbuckle and hit a second rope
piledriver. Abyss is out. EY makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3 at the
19 minute mark. Abyss struggled to his
feet. Fellow teammates Antonio Cesaro
and Austin Aries came out. Aries said
that this wasn’t working out and said that Abyss is out of the A-Team. They need someone more capable of holding
their own. Abyss pleads with them that
he wasn’t ready for tonight’s show and Aries says that is the reason this split
needs to happen. Abyss asks for one more
chance. He suggests a mini battle royal
with 3 other wrestlers and the winner can get that coveted 3rd
spot. Aries asks who Antonio thinks
should be the other 3 and he says Adam Rose, Adrian Neville and Alexander
Rusev. Aries agrees. They all leave at the same time.
Next
on the card is Dean Ambrose vs. Kazarian.
If Ambrose wins, he will get another shot at Daniels and the US title. The US Champion Christopher Daniels comes
down and sits at commentary. This match
was nothing short of an ASS-Whipping.
Ambrose was a man on a mission.
He beat the snot, the holy hell and the kitchen sink out of
Kazarian. And he did so for 24 whopping
minutes. Ambrose kept motioning to
Daniels each and every time he incapacitated Kaz. After Kaz caught Ambrose with an eye rake, he
signaled to Daniels who removed one of the padded turnbuckles. Ambrose saw this and reversed a whip and
blasted Kaz’s head into the exposed bracket.
Kaz collapsed and while Daniels had a tantrum on the outside of the
ring, Ambrose made the (very lax) cover and got the 1-2-3. Daniels pulled Kaz out of the ring and helped
him to the back. Ambrose gets another
title shot.
It
is time for our main event. CSWA World
Champion Austin ‘the Man’ Aries defends his title against Kenta Kobayashi. This is a best of 3 falls. The first fall goes to the champ who, in 26
minutes, gets the pin after hitting a slingshot corkscrew press. The second fall goes to Kenta who gets a
rollup after hitting a neckbreaker in 5 min.
The final fall goes 16 minutes and was pretty darn close the entire way. Aries got a break and was able to hit the
Aries 450 and pick up the final fall.
Aries retains his title after a very hard fought, impressive
performance. As the show was coming to
an end, Abyss, Cesaro and GM Hulk Hogan come out and celebrate with the champ.
That
is all for now. Stay tuned for more
action.
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