Monday, May 4, 2015

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 05.01


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Today’s issue begins with activity happening outside.  A father brings his son to tonight’s wrestling event for his very first show.  They hold out hope that tickets may be available even though the show is sold out.  It just so happens that the owners of 2 ringside seats had to cancel and the dad was able to get those seats for his ecstatic son.  They head inside.

Master Bull comes out to kick off the show.  He tells the audience that with the injuries sustained by the Super Warrior, he will be put on the injured reserve list.  He cannot confirm nor deny if the Super Warrior will ever step foot in a wrestling ring ever again.  He apologizes for starting off on such a somber note but says things will start taking off…starting now.

#cj goes to the ring accompanied by retired wrestler SD ‘Special Delivery’ Jones and sees the kid from our opening segment opening up an ice cream sandwich.  #cj walks over and takes it (forcibly) from the kid before he has a chance to take a bite and takes a bite himself.  He seems repulsed by it, spits it out and throws it on the ground.  Camera zooms in on kid crying.  Booing from the fans.  #cj doesn’t appreciate it so he just leaves.   The father hurled a fountain drink at #cj and just drenched him in Pepsi.  SD Jones had to hold #cj back before he did something he may regret.  #cj yells at the father “do you know who I am old man?  I am the Rock, Ric Flair and Barry Horowitz all rolled in to one.”  SD escorts #cj to the back.

There seems to be almost a riot going on backstage.  MW3 walks up to a camera and says that #cj opens his mouth and crap just keeps coming out.  He says that he wants #cj in a match tonight – title or no title…doesn’t matter.  Somebody’s getting their ass beat.

Spider Violet comes out and says she wants to cash her MITB contract in against Ravishing Raquel tonight.  She is in the ring waiting but doesn’t wait for long as the Women’s Champion comes out to a good pop and heads to the ring.  This match is pretty even until Violet got cocky and when going for a dropkick, Raquel pulls the rope down and the Spider goes sailing over the top rope.  She appears to land awkward and ends up getting counted out.  Raquel retains her title via countout in 7:30.

Big Show says that #cj has gone too far and he’s going to attempt to fix this right now.  Big Show comes out with a bag.  He goes over to the little kid who was just disrespected by #cj.  He opens the bag and there are multiple types of Ice Cream (cups, cones, sandwiches) all inside.  With the dad’s permission, he let the kid choose as many as he wanted.  Show gets on a mic and calls #cj a total ass.

Almost immediately, “#cj_is_a_total_ass” begins to trend worldwide.

Our next match is The Viper Randy Orton taking on Buff Austin.  Austin surprisingly goes toe to toe with the Viper for 5 minutes.  AJ Styles then comes out and Orton gets distracted.  Buff hurls Orton out of the ring and he goes right after AJ resulting in a countout.  AJ nails Orton with the Styles Clash and Orton is down.  He then leaves.  Back in the ring, Buff takes the mic and says that he’s beaten two main eventers in Sting and Randy Orton.  He is now Buff “Main Event” Austin.  MW3 comes out and tells him to shut the hell up.  He then leaves.  Buff becomes sad and leaves.

As Buff Austin leaves the ring, the Desperados make their way out.  They go visit the kid and give him some goodies. The kid actually gives both of them a hug in appreciation.  The Desperados enter the ring and say that they want in the tag team title hunt.  Kalisto and Solomon Crowe come out and say that the Desperaods don’t deserve anything.  El Chango made mention that there was one spot left for a contender for the tag team titles.  GM Hulk Hogan comes out and says that if the Desperados could be Kalisto and Crowe, then they can have that final spot.  This was another very close match but after Kalisto got tossed out of the ring, he and Crowe opted to walk away.  The Desperados get the win and are now in line for a tag team title shot.  6 ½ minutes.

HWF World and Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt comes out and gets in the ring with a mic.  “Sting, my friend, the time has come for me to teach you a lesson. Sister Abigail has spoken…”  He is interrupted by ‘The Original Big Daddy’ Donnie B.  Donnie B has his own mic.  “Bray, I’ve beaten you once and because of a technicality, I was stripped of that belt.  I can beat you again and once again become the HWF Champion.  Don’t look to the future for a match against Sting; pay attention to my match…now.”  Donnie B heads to the ring.  Bray agrees to the match but says that like all his matches, this one will be a specialty.  Bray reveals it will be Boot Camp rules.  For 6 minutes, Donnie B went toe to toe with the champ and Bray couldn’t believe it.  Then, Bray turned up the heat.  He continued to blast Donnie B with a german helmet over and over.  He too used a chair and hit Sister Abigail numerous times but Donnie B just kept kicking out.  Bray then locks Donnie B in a B-52 backbreaker and held DB in it for over 90 seconds but DB wouldn’t tap out.  Finally Bray lets up with the damage done.  He brings in a chair and hits Sister Abigail right on the chair.  He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  15 minutes.  Donnie B had to be helped out of the ring by medics.  STING repels down from the rafters and with a baseball bat in hand, starts knocking Bray around until Bray hightailed it out of there.  Bray backed up cursing at Sting as the Scorpion Warrior stood his ground in the ring.

In the back, Ken Anderson says that GM Master Bull is giving him Sheamus tonight and he will make the most of it…whether the Great White Dope likes it or not.

Next on the card is the Fiend challenging Adam Rose for his spot.  This one goes 28 minutes and sees Rose get the win after connecting with the Party Foul.  After the match, Rose’s tag team partner Adrian Neville comes out and celebrates with his friend.  The camera pans the crowd and up in an executive box is the Miz and he does NOT look happy.

MW3 makes his way down to the ring and calls out #cj.  #cj makes his way out with tonight’s ‘Jones’ SD (Special Delivery) Jones.  The match ends up going to a 30 minute time limit draw and was controlled more and more by the Hardcore Champion.  MW3, though, just kept kicking out of every pin attempt #cj went for.  After the bell rang signaling the end of the match, Buff “Main Event” Austin ran down and nailed MW3 with the Pain Killer not once, not twice but 3 times.  Austin brushed off his shoulders and gave MW3 one final stomp before leaving (it was a version of what former superstar Ronnie Garvin used to do).  (30 min)

GM Hulk Hogan makes an announcement that Daniel Bryan is here tonight to defend the North American Title against ‘The Enigma’ Jeff Hardy.  That will be our main event tonight.

Ken Anderson makes his way down first and ask for a mic.  “My name is MISSSSTTTTEEEEERRRRR…” and he is interrupted as Sheamus makes his way out.  Sheamus hits the ring and attacks Anderson and this one is off.  This one didn’t take long at all as it only took 2 minutes for Sheamus to lock in an Irish Clover Leaf (and holding the ropes) and get Ken Anderson to tap out.  Sheamus gets the win and showboats but Anderson get up pretty quick and hits Sheamus with a Kenton Bomb.  Sheamus rolls out and heads to the back.  (2 min)

It is time for the main event.   Jeff Hardy makes his way out first and then is followed out by the North American Champion.  This is going to be a best of 3 falls, 60 minute match.  Jeff Hardy scores the first pin fall in 16 minutes after hitting a dropkick from the top rope. Daniel Bryan scores the second fall after a 35 minute battle.  He scored the pin after hitting a double underhook suplex.  There is one fall left but only 9 minutes.  The final fall ends up going the distance and ends up with a time limit draw.  Daniel Bryan retains his title.  Both men get a standing ovation as the show comes to an end.


Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned as there will be more to follow.

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