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fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
Today’s issue begins with activity happening outside. A father brings his son to tonight’s
wrestling event for his very first show.
They hold out hope that tickets may be available even though the show is
sold out. It just so happens that the
owners of 2 ringside seats had to cancel and the dad was able to get those
seats for his ecstatic son. They head
inside.
Master
Bull comes out to kick off the show. He
tells the audience that with the injuries sustained by the Super Warrior, he
will be put on the injured reserve list.
He cannot confirm nor deny if the Super Warrior will ever step foot in a
wrestling ring ever again. He apologizes
for starting off on such a somber note but says things will start taking
off…starting now.
#cj
goes to the ring accompanied by retired wrestler SD ‘Special Delivery’ Jones
and sees the kid from our opening segment opening up an ice cream
sandwich. #cj walks over and takes it
(forcibly) from the kid before he has a chance to take a bite and takes a bite
himself. He seems repulsed by it, spits
it out and throws it on the ground.
Camera zooms in on kid crying.
Booing from the fans. #cj doesn’t
appreciate it so he just leaves. The
father hurled a fountain drink at #cj and just drenched him in Pepsi. SD Jones had to hold #cj back before he did
something he may regret. #cj yells at
the father “do you know who I am old man?
I am the Rock, Ric Flair and Barry Horowitz all rolled in to one.” SD escorts #cj to the back.
There
seems to be almost a riot going on backstage.
MW3 walks up to a camera and says that #cj opens his mouth and crap just
keeps coming out. He says that he wants
#cj in a match tonight – title or no title…doesn’t matter. Somebody’s getting their ass beat.
Spider
Violet comes out and says she wants to cash her MITB contract in against
Ravishing Raquel tonight. She is in the
ring waiting but doesn’t wait for long as the Women’s Champion comes out to a
good pop and heads to the ring. This
match is pretty even until Violet got cocky and when going for a dropkick,
Raquel pulls the rope down and the Spider goes sailing over the top rope. She appears to land awkward and ends up
getting counted out. Raquel retains her
title via countout in 7:30.
Big
Show says that #cj has gone too far and he’s going to attempt to fix this right
now. Big Show comes out with a bag. He goes over to the little kid who was just
disrespected by #cj. He opens the bag
and there are multiple types of Ice Cream (cups, cones, sandwiches) all
inside. With the dad’s permission, he
let the kid choose as many as he wanted.
Show gets on a mic and calls #cj a total ass.
Almost
immediately, “#cj_is_a_total_ass” begins to trend worldwide.
Our
next match is The Viper Randy Orton taking on Buff Austin. Austin surprisingly goes toe to toe with the
Viper for 5 minutes. AJ Styles then
comes out and Orton gets distracted. Buff
hurls Orton out of the ring and he goes right after AJ resulting in a
countout. AJ nails Orton with the Styles
Clash and Orton is down. He then
leaves. Back in the ring, Buff takes the
mic and says that he’s beaten two main eventers in Sting and Randy Orton. He is now Buff “Main Event” Austin. MW3 comes out and tells him to shut the hell
up. He then leaves. Buff becomes sad and leaves.
As
Buff Austin leaves the ring, the Desperados make their way out. They go visit the kid and give him some
goodies. The kid actually gives both of them a hug in appreciation. The Desperados enter the ring and say that
they want in the tag team title hunt.
Kalisto and Solomon Crowe come out and say that the Desperaods don’t
deserve anything. El Chango made mention
that there was one spot left for a contender for the tag team titles. GM Hulk Hogan comes out and says that if the
Desperados could be Kalisto and Crowe, then they can have that final spot. This was another very close match but after
Kalisto got tossed out of the ring, he and Crowe opted to walk away. The Desperados get the win and are now in
line for a tag team title shot. 6 ½
minutes.
HWF
World and Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt comes out and gets in the
ring with a mic. “Sting, my friend, the
time has come for me to teach you a lesson. Sister Abigail has spoken…” He is interrupted by ‘The Original Big Daddy’
Donnie B. Donnie B has his own mic. “Bray, I’ve beaten you once and because of a
technicality, I was stripped of that belt.
I can beat you again and once again become the HWF Champion. Don’t look to the future for a match against
Sting; pay attention to my match…now.”
Donnie B heads to the ring. Bray
agrees to the match but says that like all his matches, this one will be a
specialty. Bray reveals it will be Boot
Camp rules. For 6 minutes, Donnie B went
toe to toe with the champ and Bray couldn’t believe it. Then, Bray turned up the heat. He continued to blast Donnie B with a german
helmet over and over. He too used a
chair and hit Sister Abigail numerous times but Donnie B just kept kicking
out. Bray then locks Donnie B in a B-52
backbreaker and held DB in it for over 90 seconds but DB wouldn’t tap out. Finally Bray lets up with the damage
done. He brings in a chair and hits
Sister Abigail right on the chair. He
makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3. 15
minutes. Donnie B had to be helped out
of the ring by medics. STING repels down
from the rafters and with a baseball bat in hand, starts knocking Bray around
until Bray hightailed it out of there.
Bray backed up cursing at Sting as the Scorpion Warrior stood his ground
in the ring.
In
the back, Ken Anderson says that GM Master Bull is giving him Sheamus tonight
and he will make the most of it…whether the Great White Dope likes it or not.
Next
on the card is the Fiend challenging Adam Rose for his spot. This one goes 28 minutes and sees Rose get
the win after connecting with the Party Foul.
After the match, Rose’s tag team partner Adrian Neville comes out and
celebrates with his friend. The camera
pans the crowd and up in an executive box is the Miz and he does NOT look
happy.
MW3
makes his way down to the ring and calls out #cj. #cj makes his way out with tonight’s ‘Jones’
SD (Special Delivery) Jones. The match
ends up going to a 30 minute time limit draw and was controlled more and more
by the Hardcore Champion. MW3, though,
just kept kicking out of every pin attempt #cj went for. After the bell rang signaling the end of the
match, Buff “Main Event” Austin ran down and nailed MW3 with the Pain Killer
not once, not twice but 3 times. Austin
brushed off his shoulders and gave MW3 one final stomp before leaving (it was a
version of what former superstar Ronnie Garvin used to do). (30 min)
GM
Hulk Hogan makes an announcement that Daniel Bryan is here tonight to defend
the North American Title against ‘The Enigma’ Jeff Hardy. That will be our main event tonight.
Ken
Anderson makes his way down first and ask for a mic. “My name is MISSSSTTTTEEEEERRRRR…” and he is
interrupted as Sheamus makes his way out.
Sheamus hits the ring and attacks Anderson and this one is off. This one didn’t take long at all as it only
took 2 minutes for Sheamus to lock in an Irish Clover Leaf (and holding the
ropes) and get Ken Anderson to tap out.
Sheamus gets the win and showboats but Anderson get up pretty quick and
hits Sheamus with a Kenton Bomb. Sheamus
rolls out and heads to the back. (2 min)
It
is time for the main event. Jeff Hardy
makes his way out first and then is followed out by the North American
Champion. This is going to be a best of
3 falls, 60 minute match. Jeff Hardy
scores the first pin fall in 16 minutes after hitting a dropkick from the top
rope. Daniel Bryan scores the second fall after a 35 minute battle. He scored the pin after hitting a double
underhook suplex. There is one fall left
but only 9 minutes. The final fall ends
up going the distance and ends up with a time limit draw. Daniel Bryan retains his title. Both men get a standing ovation as the show
comes to an end.
Thanks
for reading. Stay tuned as there will be
more to follow.
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